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Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.

Hello lovely Twilighters! If you enjoy my stories please visit my book series website! www.xsanctusanimus.com

"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried." Mae West 1893-1980

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WHY DO GOOD GIRLS LIKE BAD BOYS?

The song titles I use for my chapter titles belong to the following:

1. Smells Like Teen Spirit...Nirvana

2. She Blinded Me With Science...Thomas Dolby

3. Vitamin R...Chevelle

4. Bullet With Butterfly Wings...Smashing Pumpkins

5. Not While I'm Around...Sweeney Todd

6.What Is And What Should Never Be..Led Zeppelin

7. Bad To The Bone...George Thoroughgood & the Destroyers

8. Why Don't You Stay?...Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band

9. Ballroom Blitz...Krokus

10. Getting Away With Murder...Papa Roach

11. Instant Karma...John Lennon

12. Waiting For The Stars To Fall...Boy Meets Girl

13. My Immortal...Evanessence

14. Over the Hills and Far Away...Led Zeppelin

15. Beautiful Soul...Jesse McCartney

16. I Hate Everything About You...Three Days Grace

17. The Kill...30 Seconds to Mars

18. Welcome To The Black Parade...My Chemical Romance

19. Heaven Beside You...Alice In Chains

20. Gotta Get Away...The Offspring

21. Cold hard Bitch...Jet

22. Common People...William Shatner

24. Seven Nation Army...White Stripes

25. Psycho Killer...Talking Heads

26. Whole Lotta Love...Led Zeppelin

27. Forever...Papa Roach

28. Get Free...The Vines

29. Sorry...Buckcherry

30. What I've Done...Linkin Park

31. Inside The Fire...Disturbed

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KISS ME, KILL YOU:

The Harley Davidson bike that Edward picks Bella up on in Chapter 6:

(IT'S BEAUTIFUL!)

Edward's Blood Red Corvette from Chapter 11:

(AWESOME!)

"Some where beyond happiness and sadness,

I need to calculate what creates my own madness

I'm addicted to your punishment

And you're the Master"

"Getting Away With Murder," Papa Roach

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The Half Breed Diaries by Endlessly Drowning reviews
When someone new is bitten, it will change things more than anyone can imagine. Everyone will be affected. But how will they each cope with the outcome? Relationships will be tested, and others will be formed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 74 - Words: 201,030 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
The Inevitable by Endlessly Drowning reviews
It's been seventy five years since Edward left Bella in Forks. Now the family has decided it's time to return. What will they find when they get there? And how will Edward deal with the pain?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,921 - Reviews: 2206 - Favs: 2,490 - Follows: 984 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Persuasion by Endlessly Drowning reviews
AU to The Half Breed Diaries. Jacob imprints on an unknown girl but runs away in anger. Soon after he regrets his decision. But he has no idea who she is or how to find her. Is the fate of imprinting enough to lead him to her? Or is his destiny lost?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,588 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 1/3/2008
Turnabout is Foreplay by HeavenlyBodies reviews
Dean has ice. Cas is sneaky.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Waiting for Dawn by Alice laughed reviews
Post Eclipse, my version. Now complete. Second place at the Twilight Awards for best alternate Breaking Dawn. Y'all are the best.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 73,561 - Reviews: 2434 - Favs: 2,980 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Witch's Runes by Blue eyed vampwolf reviews
Summary inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,681 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 4/20/2008
Mothers and Fathers by Blue eyed vampwolf reviews
Esme finally found her power.The power to have children. Now she can also make other female vampire have children too.Esme asks if Bella, Alice, and Rosalie want to have children. What will happen when the guys find themselves with 4 pregnant she vampires
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,446 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 11/24/2007
Cupcakes: The Sequel by Angel Ren reviews
Remember when Bella and Edward make Cupcakes? See Cupcakes, by AngelRen We saw through Bella's eyes, and a bit through Emmett's. But what was Edward thinking the whole time? Now you can find out! Cupcakes: Revisited. Pure Fluffathon. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,887 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Bella, Edward
Forgotten Love by FaithAdeline reviews
What if Edward decided to join the Volturi after hearing of Bella's death? Now that he's a skillful guard, on his way to becoming a Volturi member himself, what will the return of his old love do to him? And how will his new flame handle it? R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 55,178 - Reviews: 964 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Complete
Better Left Unknown by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
Crackfic. Just a bit of stupid fun. Don't read if you have no sense of humor. Bella and Emmett watch his favorite show, so Emmett can teach Bella something very disturbing about Edward...One-shot. Short.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Complete
Becoming a monster by pink champagne218 reviews
He was an angry werewolf, but she loved him anyway. Paul/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,870 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Paul - Complete
50 Pranks on Carlisle Cullen by Hauptmann Holmes reviews
The STORY version of 50 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen. From Alice's POV. Hope you like it. Rated T for... strange things. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 14,595 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Complete
Couples Therapy by iluvcarlisle reviews
This is a series of lemony one shots all the couples from Twilight and New Moon will be included.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,685 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007
Beyond this world by Blue eyed vampwolf reviews
All the little Oneshots that i come up with the very crazy thing called my mind.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007
Volturi Daughters by Blue eyed vampwolf reviews
Alice,Bella,and Rosalie are the daughters of Aro,Marcus,and Caius Volturi. What will happen when the Cullen family visit Volterra?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,175 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007
Carpe Diem, Carpe Nocturne by Blue eyed vampwolf reviews
What if Bella,Jacob,Embry,and Quil were werewolf vampires and they are best friends when the Cullen's, werewolves vampire too, move to forks? What will happen?CHARACTERS MAY BE OOC.EVERYTHING BELONGS TO THE WONDERFUL STEPHENIE MEYERS!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 11/15/2007
Facing the Music by Eowyn77 reviews
Forks is rocked by a scandal involving the perfect Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,855 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Complete
Edward by iluvcarlisle reviews
To all that liked Bella. This is Edward. I love you all who reviewed my other stories! Thanks a bunch! FYI: I KNOW this would never actually happen in the Twilight series, but I wanted to see Edward as a dad. If you don't like it, don't read it. Thanks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,139 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Complete
Finding Beauty by Niamh929 reviews
Bella is tormented and tortured by her peers. When she has almost given up, beauty finds her ... in more than one way. BellaxEdward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,859 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 11/5/2007
The Computer Lab by BronzeStorm reviews
Carlisle and Esme are called into the school, but why? Who got in trouble this time and what does it have to do with the computer lab?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,712 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Complete
When I Think About You I Touch Myself by thefoodsnob reviews
Bella is commited to waiting until they are married before Edward fulfills his ends of the bargain,however Edward is making it as hard on her as he possibly can.When Alice, Esme, Rosalie, Renee, Jessica, and Angela intercede, it's a recipe for pure comedy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,058 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 11/15/2007
Manly Bonding by iluvcarlisle reviews
Just random drabble and short tales of manly bonding time at the Cullen house...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Complete
Heartstrings by Eowyn77 reviews
Edward and Esme have a few things to work out after her change. For the "Sitting by the Furnace" Challenge on SillyBella's Twilight Challenges Forum.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
Life of Mike or The Depth of Shallowness by Iamwiththewolf reviews
PreTwilight. Mike’s POV. Cullen was standing under the shower. Water running down his smooth skin, sparkling. Touching his broad shoulders, his narrow hips, his muscular thighs. He turned and I could catch a glimpse of... No way is he 15!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,625 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Mike, Edward
His Eyes by Niamh929 reviews
Bella is entranced during a ride on the subway ... Slightly AU. BxE. One Shot .
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Dirty Dancing by iluvcarlisle reviews
This is Carlisle and Esme.... They go dancing. ENJOY! This is for anybody who liked Edward or Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007
Heat by Alice laughed reviews
This is the much demanded lemon for my Claire and Quil story Dear Diary. Quil's POV now added.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Autumn's Glow by Blue eyed vampwolf reviews
Isabella, Mary Alice, Esme, and Rosalie are the Forest maidens. They guard their forest from any dangers that may come to their beloved home. One day Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, and Jasper,vampires, go camping in their home. FULL SUMMARY ON PROFILE!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 11/27/2007
Things to do with Jacob while he’s asleep by Iamwiththewolf reviews
Oh, Bella, you naughty girl! 'slaps her fingers' WARNING: Not for leechlovers! Some people might call Chapter 3 gross. Me too.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,991 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Three on a Keyboard by arisaswordheart reviews
Bella, Edward and Jacob are together in front of a computer [I know, how is that possible?]. So what kind of trouble will the trio get up to? [Warning: Not like AIM or Passing Notes but slightly similar] [Read and Review? Please?]
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,937 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 10/25/2007
Cupcakes by Angel Ren reviews
As a class project, everyone has been asked to bring something homemade. Only, Edward can't cook. Bella offers to help. Mix in some Emmett, and there's a recipe for disaster! B&E Fluff
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,957 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear Diary by Alice laughed reviews
Quil gives a diary to Claire for her 10th birthday. What's it like growing up with a werewolf protector? See their relationship grow through her eyes. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,578 - Reviews: 1481 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Complete
Reunited with the Past by Mackenzeek reviews
What would happen if Bella is called back to Forks as a vampire? What if she was recognized? When Charlie calls Bella back, only eight months after she was changed, Bella's control will be tested... but will it hold?R&R,pretty please. How can you resist?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,617 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 9/2/2007
Hot Chocolate by Angel Ren reviews
Sequel to Butterfly Kisses: Is it time for revenge? Edward Cullen, Snowballs, Bella Swan, Snowangels, Vampires and Hot Chocolate! Whatever is a girl to do? Pure Fluff! Note: Set after Eclipse mild spoilers!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,346 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Colors by Angel Ren reviews
Ever want to get inside Marcus' head? What did he see in the antechamber in Volterra between Edward and Bella? Setting: New Moon Edited!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Marcus - Complete
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Laurent Meets the Succubus Sisters reviews
Before he became the Wolf Boys chew toy, Laurent had a hot romp in Alaska with the Denali coven. Lemony goodness!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,313 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Laurent, Irina
The Day After: Jasper Meets Alice reviews
Jasper meets Alice in PA and then what? They have to find their way to Carlisle's coven based only on her visions. This is written in Jasper's Southern Gentleman's voice. It's fun, it's sexy...rated M because of a little sweet lemony goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,697 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
I Love My Family 2010 reviews
After a particularly bad couple of days at the hospital, Carlisle comes home to find his beloved family acting like a bunch of frat boys gone completely mental! He has had enough and is ready to 'clean house.' Changing POV. Ch 8--Carlisle's POV-it's FINI!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,580 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kiss Me, Kill You reviews
Bella,Alice&Rosalie are Vampires who will do anything to save their beloved Forks from a bloody onslaught. Even if they have to carve-up or sex-up their enemies. The town has gone mad as heads roll and sides are chosen. AU! Canon couples.BxE etc. Lemonyum
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 86,513 - Reviews: 1140 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Why Do Good Girls Like Bad Boys? reviews
Bella,Alice & Rosalie are violent, moody, bad girl best friends in a punk band called "Royally Screwed." Edward,Jasper & Emmett are the new bad boys in school. When they meet, Forks High becomes their battle ground. AU-some human, some not. R&R !
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 69,195 - Reviews: 1798 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Bella, Edward