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Author has written 18 stories for Twilight, Covenant, Gossip Girl, Supernatural, and Vampire Diaries.
I'm just realizing how much I've actually missed fanficiton.
About me: I need to update my profile...
I'm getting older every year, every day, every second.
Though I'm arrogant, I have no self esteem.
Cool, I got 52 stalkers!! oO (waves hand at the strange people staring through the window). Hey! Who googled me??
About my writing: I mostly write funny or quite ironic fanfics, because reality is sad enough anyways. -- I use a dictionary, a thesaurus and urbandictionary.com when writing. -- I research generally very thoroughly.
I'm currently obsessed with: RPG, youtube, Fightstar, You Me At Six, Funeral For A Friend
I used to be a fan of the Twilight series. Breaking Dawn ruined it.
MY YOUTUBE VIDEOS
It's for all of you who can't wait for my update of "Things to do with Jacob while he's asleep"!
Here it is: The Sleeping Jacob
And here's my next video: Chase/Caleb
Oh dear, I'm obsessed. Here's my latest video (It's actually more slashy than I intended it to be): Reid/Tyler
Another new video: MIKE NEWTON
And another Twilight video: Jacob and Bella
I told you I'm obsessed. My latest video: Breaking Dawn Teaser Trailer
Yes, another video: Twilight Movie - Official Cast
Has nothing to do with fanfiction, but Charlie Simpson's voice is just amazing: Busted - Why
I couldn't finish it, 'cause I couldn't stop yelling at the book. I'm really sorry to say that: Breaking Dawn sucks
That Girl's Got a Secret XD - Cast
Here she is, Miss Mary-Sue Watson
And here are the boys.
I never get any flames. Okay, people have called me stupid, sick, mentally retarded, weird, boring, not funny at all or asked if I was on crack or any other illegal drug. - Yet, I guess that it is only their way of expressing their endless love for me, right?
When are you going to update Things to Do with Jacob while He’s Asleep?
Sorry, I don't really know if I'm going to continue that story. You see, Jake woke up. And at the moment I can't think of anything that Bella might do to him - at least nothing that would still be rated T...
Is Mike Newton gay?
What? Um, I don't know. Yet, there must be a reason why Edward calls him the vile Mike Newton...
Are you on crack?
No. Never been.
What time is it?
Are you a guy or a girl?
Okay, I'm not going to answer this question anymore... Why are you asking anyway?
Why do you have a FAQ section though no one ever asks you any questions?
Good question. I guess I'm just an attention seeker.
Twilight: EdwardJacob, EdwardMike
Gossip Girl: ChuckNate, NateJenny
Covenant: ReidTyler, ChaseCaleb, ChaseTyler, CalebReid, CalebPogue
Dark Angel: AlecMax
Prison Break: KellermanMichael
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If you think that more people should treat fanfiction as a serious form of art, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are the one and only member of the Unofficial Mike Newton Fan Club, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are too stupid to copy and paste things into your profile, copy and paste - well, type this into your profile.
If Irony or Sarcasm is your middle name, copy and paste this into your profile.
The first poll has finally closed. Thanks for voting! And here are the results:
Mike’s perfect partner is: Jessica! (15 percent) or No one!! (15 percent) And as Mike and Jess broke up, it seems that no one is good enough for Mike Newton. Who would have thought that...
Mike’s comment on the vote:
"Eww, I don’t want Jessica, she’s so annoying. Hey, and I’m not gay! And Eric is so ugly! Who’s that Iamwiththewolf? That isn’t even a proper name! Oh, but Jane is. Anyone can give me her number? – Why weren’t there more votes for Edward... Wait, did I actually write that?"
Poll #2 has closed. Thanks for voting! And here are the results:
This is your (and my!!) favorite scene from The Covenant: The Locker Room!! (25 percent)
Second (also my other favorite scene, and I swear I haven't manipulated the vote!): Chase kissing Caleb in Sarah's bathroom. (18 percent)
Third: ANY Reid and Tyler scene (a shame that there are only so few), Pogue and his tiny speedos (okay, that's actually part of the locker room scene...), and Sarah in the shower (what?) (all 9 percent)
Fourth: Caleb and Chase's final fight, Reid and Caleb outside Nicky's, Caleb and Sarah's dance (all hot action scenes, all 6 percent)
Fifth: Caleb kissing Sarah; Caleb, his car, the truck; and someone didn't know what The Covenant was (hope that she knows by now!) (all 3 percent)
Chase's comment on the vote:
"I'm an awesome kisser and I liked the little action going on in the locker room."
Poll #3 has finally closed. Thanks for voting. Here is what you voted for:
Tyler's comment on the vote:
"You love me! You really love me! Oh, thank you, thank you so much!" (has tears in his baby blue eyes) "But wait - You want to be me? That's not - no, you mustn't be me! Get out of my head now! Get your own life! This is mine!" (angry baby boy face)
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