DragonWillow79
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Joined 09-12-07, id: 1375084, Profile Updated: 06-16-12
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

Name: willow

Age: 21 (08/04/1991)

Gender: Female

Sexual orientation: Bisexual and loving it

Location: Ontario, Canada

Eyes: Dark Brown

Hair: short, blonde with black hair growing in

Loves: My Master and my slave sister

Hates: Homophobia, pro-circ's, pro-abortion, abusers, etc.

I'm Willow. I'm female and I'm bisexual, in an open relationship, Gorean lifestyle, I'm not sorry if that bothers you but It's who I am. I'm 21 and I love writing stories. I like listening to music, talking on msn, reading, and hanging out.

My idols are Debbie from Queer as Folk and Dimitri Belikov from Vampire Academy.

I hate homophobia and flames, I'm against animal cruelty, abortion, child abuse, circumcision and am Wiccan.

I love reviews :)

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are and add a stereotype to the list.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. (WTF is that?? lol)
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI and YURI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
My parents/parent was or are into drinking and doing drugs, so I must drink and do drugs too.
I'm not a poser or a goth or a skater or emo or a jock, so I must be a prep.
My favorite color is pink so I MUST be a prep who worships BARBI.
I'm SMART so I MUST not have friends

I'm a LESBIAN so i Must burn in hell
I grew up with two homosexual parents, so I MUST be a homosexual too
I'm OBSESSED with fanfiction so I MUST have no life
I have been in lots of school fights, so I MUST be easily angered

I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP, so I MUST have no self esteem
I wear BAGGY CLOTHES so I MUST think I'm fat
I wear FLANNEL SHIRTS so I MUST be a lesbian
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to dive between every girls legs and fuck her senseless

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!” haha that happened once before...

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours. tell me about it...

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.

REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit about the person who talks shit about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedual to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

U know you live in 2009 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password into the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace/Live Messenger/Facebook.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually look to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Repost if you fell for it. You know you did

Things To Do In Wal-Mart When Your Bored

1) As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow, magic!"

2) Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

3) Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

4) Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.

5) Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6) Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible.

7) Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax.

8) Go to the food court, buy a drink, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

9) Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "I'm Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave."

10) Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet behind them. Do this until they leave the store.

11) Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

12) Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There's no toilet paper in here!"

13) Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

14) Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

15) Hold indoor shopping cart races.

16) In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

17) Leave Cheerios in lawn and garden, pillows in the pet section, etc.

18) Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

19) Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

20) Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there are any in stock. (i.e.: Shnerples)

21) Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

21) Pay off layaways 50 cents at a time.

22) Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

23) Play with the automatic doors.

24) Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.

25) Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

26) "Re-alphabetize" the CD's.

27) Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

28) Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

29) Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are taking it for a test drive.

30) Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

31) Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies."

32) Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals throughout the day.

33) Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

34) Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bed department.

35) Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join.

36) Take bets on the battle from above.

37) Take off your shoes and tell them you want to return it and when they say you didn't buy it there say, "Hm... I thought the customer was always right!"

38) Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

39) Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full-scale battle with G.I. Joe vs. X-men.

40) Test the brushes and combs in cosmetics.

41) Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from other aisles.

42) TP as much of the store as possible before they stop you.

43) Try to hold up customers with the toy guns. See how much you can make.

44) Tune all the radios to polka stations; then turn them off and turn the volume up to full blast.

45) Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in Housewares and see what happens.

46) Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi. I haven't seen you in so long." etc. See if they play along.

47) When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run between them yelling "Red Rover."

48) When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

49) When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

50) When someone steps away from his or her cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

51) When there are people behind you, walk really slowly, especially in thin aisles.

52) While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

53) While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who buys this crap anyway?!"

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Pieces of My Heart by Sweet Little Bullet reviews
When Jasper left Texas five years ago, he left Alice broken and hurt. He also left behind a little some thing else. Now he's back, but how will he feel when he finds out all he has missed? All Human. Canon. somewhat OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 64,195 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Silver Lining by Dr.A.Robbins reviews
He is trapped; he has a daughter with a woman he no longer loves. She thought everything was perfect, until tragedy destroys her relationship with the only man she's ever loved Can they learn to trust someone new, or will their pasts prove to be too much? *CURRENTLY ON HIATUS*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 35,608 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Jasper, Alice
Punishment and Reward by Love Paradise reviews
Inuyasha has a wet dream about his master, Sesshoumaru. Sesshoumaru punishes him with a spanking and afterwards Inuyasha gets a reward for taking his punishment. Warnings: yaoi, spanking, lemon, profanity
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru - Complete
Be My Escape by You'reTheMoon reviews
After running away from home, Alice finds herself taken in by an inhumanly beautiful family. Are they really human? And what happens when she takes a particular interest in one of them? AU. Jasper/Alice.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,869 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Alice, Jasper
In Any Other World by breathe4her reviews
She never thought she'd be able to feel her heart beat again - until she fell in love with Bella Swan. "It only beats for you." Her voice trembled nervously.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,582 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Bella, Alice
When Your World Crumbles by iiCE-EYES reviews
Chp5 : Not even Bella could stand me – I knew it. There was nothing else left for me to live for. “I’m sorry,” I breathed before smiling serenely, pressing the sharp edge of the scissors to the pale skin of my wrist. AU : All Human : M to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,466 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Alice, Jasper
The Elite by iluvcarlisle reviews
“Don't. You. Dare.” His father's fingers clamped painfully around his wrist, Edward couldn't feel his fingers. He shuddered and tried to move. “Don't. Insult. Me.” His father spit at him. His nails left angry red marks. “I don't want to hear it.”
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,843 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Edward, Bella
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Nemo reviews
Nemo means nothing in Latin. Jasper is the new guy at school and Alice is in love with him. Everything changes after she has a vision of his pregnant girlfriend Maria cheating on him. They help each other ignoring their own emotional scars.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Jasper, Alice
My Rightful Place reviews
Edward left her and now Alice has come to check on Bella after seeing her jump off the cliff but what happens when Bella finds out the Alice not only loves her as a friend but is in love with her. Is an extention of First Time Pleasure
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,454 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Alice, Bella
First Time Pleasure reviews
Edward left Bella and Alice is there to fill the gap. Bella's first time. Lemon. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete