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NAME : Majora
KINDS OF FICS GOING TO WRITE : Mostly crossovers and timeturner fics but maybe some others. Also, I plan to write Legend of Zelda (My all time obsession)
HOBBIES : Video games, reading, making stuff w/ leaves and snow, etc.
FAVORITE BOOKS : Alex Rider, Harry Potter, Eragon, Percy Jackson & the Olimpians. There's a lot more, I just can't think of them right now.
FAVORITE GAMES: Legend of Zelda, Mario, Red Steel, Naruto, Star Fox, Super Smash Bro's seiries, Paper Mario seiries, etc.
--92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
Copy and paste this if you are a true narutard
You Know your obsessed with Naruto when you...
-Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
COPY AND PASTEZ
Our Motto: Where there are copies, they're paste! Mmmm...paste...
It's obvious that flamers are really just immature people with nothing better to do. If you're mature enough to take a flame, ignore the flamer, and repress the urge to strike back, then copy and paste this in your profile, and add your name to the list: RoyalFanatic, Yoshizilla, Luigi Rules 512, Majora888888
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix Rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.
If you think copy and paste messages in your profiles are stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. Oddly enough, everyone says that Legend of Zelda is childish. Creepy.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer!
If you love Yoshi Kart and support it, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wish to join the KILL THE EMPIRE cult and be uber cool, copy this into your profile with the message "I am in the KILL THE EMPIRE cult"
If you're bored, and wish to subject others into wasting about 5 seconds of their lives, copy and paste this into your profile.
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.
98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of teens have smoked or tried smoking weed. If you are one of the 2 that knows this is complete BS, copy this into your profile.
If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy this into your profile.
If you think that donuts are the main reason many people go to work, paste this on your profile.
A good question: What would Bill Clinton be if former first lady Hillary Clinton gets elected for president? If you're curious about this question and you want to know the answer, paste this on your profile and hope someone will answer it. The first Man.
If you think that Pit is the best character in SSBB of all-time and pawns all the other unworthy characters, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that Link (mwa ha ha!) is the best character in all of the super smash bros. and pawns all the other unworthy characters, copy and paste this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal eletrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs! Now copy this into your freakin' profile, damn it!
If you think that Pokemon is cool, copy this into your profile.
If you are happy that the Pokemon Trainer is in Super Smash Brothers Brawl, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know that August 13, 2007 is the 16th anniversary of the beloved Super Mario World, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile
If you managed to copy and paste too many things, then copy and paste this into your friggin' profile.
If you want me to shut up now, copy and paste this into your f-ing profile.
If you think that Majora should be set free and alowed to take over the world, copy this into your profile so that once I am finished reviving him, he won't tie you to the sun.
I have enlisted Link and Zelda & showed them the error of their ways. They will now help me revive Majora!
YAY!! I have finished reviving Majora and have healed my sole by re-attaching the dark half that was sealed away millions of years ago. Join me or DIE!
I AM MAJORA!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Link-"Ummm... Majora, I thought we were going to keep this secret until you had control over the world, not post you'r existance on a website that millions of people read."
Majora-" Ahhh, Link there are just some things that you don't understand. The scope is too large for right now, so I will tell you later."
Sorry for not updating, I have the documents, but they're at my other house where the internet sucks so I can't continue them for now, but I might be able to do some stuff here, but I am not sure. That's all. Sincerely: Majora.
Courage, power, and wisdom, the only true things that set one apart from the rest.
Like my new storie? Also, I updated The adventures of an idiot!! YAY!!
I finaly updated Harry and the time turner, I hope you like it.
I have managed to defeat the gods and take there power,it took awhile, but it was worth it.
I have raised my armie once again! SOON THE INVASION WILL START AND I WILL RULE THE WORLD!!
ALL RESITANCE WILL BE CRUSHED AND IS FUTILE!! GIVE UP!! SWEAR YOURSELF TO ME AND I WILL SPARE YOU AND YOU WILL LIVE A LONG AND HAPPY LIFE, FIGHT ME AND I WILL KILL YOU SO PAINFULY THAT THE WORLD WILL TREMBLE!!
Oh, and by the way, if you fight me, and are takin prisoner, I give you the choice to either die in the way listed above, or to live in the way listed above. See you then! Majora.
You like the updates? Hope your happy. I'm not sure if im going to continue Jack and Link. I can't think of a plot. If you are horrifyed by this then give me some ideas. Adios! Majora.
Oh yeah, and i will update all of my stories soon, so dont worry.
EGO MOS EAT VESTRI ANIMUS VOS INSOLENT Letalis!
Quisnam es vos quod quare es vos captus vicis ut lego is? Adepto in ut meus repono! Ut quis vos venit hic pro. vox vox Vel operor vos iustus amo lectio profiles? Ok , quisquis onto profiley effercio. Nomen : Major domus PIUS OF FICS IENS Scribo : Plerumque crossovers quod timeturner fics tamen maybe nonnullus alius. Quoque , EGO intentio scribo Legend of Zelda ( meus totus vicis obsession ) HOBBIES : Video venatus , lectio , condita effercio w / coma quod snow , quicumque. VENTUS LIBRI : Alex Veho , Differo Potter Eragon , Sentio Jackson & Olimpians. Illic multus magis , EGO iustus can't recordor lemma vox iam. VENTUS Venatus : Legend of Zelda , Caltha , Rutilus Chalybs Naruto , Astrum Vulpes volpes , Eximius Smash Bro's seiries Paper Caltha seiries , quicumque. 92 sentio of American teens would intereo si Abercombie quod Fitch told lemma is eram crudus respiro. Effingo is in vestri profano si vos would exsisto in 8 sentio ut would exsisto rideo risi risum vestri ass off. Effingo quod crustulum is si vos es a verus narutard Vos Teneo vestri obsessed per Naruto ut vos. Inficio vestri saeta blonde quod capto ingredior sursum a nemus. Ago per a intentus diet of tantum ramen. Dico vestri semester probatur a chuunin probatur. Professio in vestri ventus hat parumper frons patronus. Volvo vestri eyes tergum in vestri caput capitis quod clamo byakugan ". Effingo sulum res a alio does quod vindicatum it's vestri incruentus. Subsisto sursum totus nox noctis exspecto pro solvo of tunc scabies chapter. Satus consummatio lacuna chan quod kun in terminus of vestri amicitia nomen. Crustulum a piece of paper ut says " adveho adveho paradise " in frons of adult libri. Jump off a cliff quod rudimentum utor Kuchiyose Haud Jutsu voco toad rex rgis. Servo totus vestri viaticus in a frog vultus pera. Monumentum 64 cuspis of Ninpou. Virga vestri manus manus in a desumo arca archa quod scream chidori " ut vos obduco sicco. Suo a website quod utor nomen Neji ut vestri s n. Satus voco vestri magister Sennin. Vindicatum you're iens neco vestri optimus amicus sic vos can have a melior Socius. Sit in vestri locus libri repono quod lego scabies totus dies. Ut quispiam asks vos quisnam vestri somnium puella est quod vos narro Ino. Congruo moror sursum quod write is album sic vos can exsisto added ut baculus of Naruto Central. Prodigo vestri week questio down Naruto sites. Renuo a balanus quoniam you're saving vestri pro Sakura. Graduate altus schola quod praeconor vestri ut an Anbu. Vox procul mico tergum scaena of Sasuke's prosapia. Capto ledo Itachi per screen ut is cruciatus Sasuke. Loco a picture of Hinata in vestri pera quod dico vestri amicitia it's vestri girlfriend. Album Anbu ut current negotium in a officium application. Can uxor sicco a random character laudo in to order. Duco typicus in a scroll quod capto signum a universus in a parietis per is. Sneak inter quod tendo battuo vestri avus. Excito sursum in medius nox noctis quod scream Itachi quare?! ". Eat totus dies quod totus nox noctis , tunc capto volvo in a ball quod run quispiam down. Adepto frenum per a snake quod constituo ictus vulnus est a bonus informatio. Lego scabies hrs somnium non secus vos can lego magis. Constituo ut si vos can't ledo a nemus sesquimellesimus vicis tunc you'll jump funis sesquimellesimus. Constituo voco vestri moral code vestri ninja via ". EFFINGO QUOD CRUSTULUM Nostrum Motto : Qua illic es fundo they're crustulum! Mmmm. crustulum It's obvious ut flamma es vere iustus crudus populus per nusquam melior efficio. Si you're subolesco satis sumo a flamma , ignarus flamma , quod refuto urgeo plactum tergum , tunc effingo quod crustulum is in vestri profano , quod adaugeo vestri nomen ut album : RoyalFanatic Yoshizilla Luigi Sceptrum 512, Majora888888 Si vos reputo ut illud bardus kids should iustus tribuo ut Deus - relinquo Trix Lepus nonnullus Trix , effingo is in vestri profano. Si vos reputo ut illud kids should iustus redono quod permissum Felicis have suus bardus cereal tergum , effingo is in vestri profano. Si vos reputo effingo quod crustulum nuntius in vestri profiles es bardus , effingo quod crustulum is in vestri profano. Fatum est bonus , insolitus est nocens , quod odd est ut vos don't teneo quod voco quispiam. Fatum est idem eadem idem ut diversus , quod est idem eadem idem ut unique , sic fatum est bonus. Si vos es fatum quod superbus of is , effingo is onto vestri profano! Si vos es obsessed per quispiam duco puerilis pro quispiam vestri aevum , effingo is in vestri profano. Oddly satis , sulum says ut Legend of Zelda est puerilis. Creepy. Si you've umquam fundo quod crustulum quispiam onto vestri profano , effingo quod crustulum is onto vestri profano. Si vestri profano est porro , effingo quod crustulum is in is facio is vel diutius! Si vos diligo Yoshi Kart quod suscipio is , tunc effingo quod crustulum is in vestri profano. Sis iungo IUGUOLO EMPIRE cult quod exsisto uber frigus , effingo is in vestri profano per nuntius " ego sum in IUGUOLO EMPIRE cult " Si you're taedium , quod votum subdido alius in populatio super 5 secundus of suum ago , effingo quod crustulum is in vestri profano. Nonaginta - duodeviginti sentio of teenagers have exertus smoking scaphium. Si you're unus of duos sentio quisnam Hasnonium , effingo is quod crustulum is in vestri profano. of penitus populatio has a Myspace. Si you're secui of 2 ut can reluctor bardus fads , effingo quod crustulum is in vestri profano. 98 sentio of teens have smoked vel exertus smoking runco. Si vos es unus of 2 ut teneo is est universa BS , effingo is in vestri profano. Si vos teneo a video venatus / libri movie / bestia / scabies character vel telum ut postulo () ut futurus , effingo quod crustulum is in vestri profano. Si you've umquam cado asleep in a ordo , crustulum is ut vestri profano. Si vos have umquam run in a nemus , effingo is ut vestri profano! Si vos have vestri own parum universitas , effingo quod crustulum is in vestri profano. Si vos have umquam forgotten quis vos erant iens loquor , vox pro vos said is , effingo is in vestri profano. Si vos reputo ut donuts es pelagus causa plures populus peto opus , crustulum is in vestri profano. A bonus question : Quis would Bill Inhaero exsisto si quondam primoris era Tumulosus Inhaero gets desumo pro praesieo? Si you're curiosus super is question quod vos volo scio refero , crustulum is in vestri profano quod spes quispiam mos refero is. Prothoplastus. Si vos reputo ut Vorago est optimus character in SSBB of totus - vicis quod pignus totus ceterus indignus characters , effingo quod crustulum is in vestri profano. Si vos reputo ut Link mwa ha ha! ) est optimus character in totus of eximius smash bros. quod pignus totus ceterus indignus characters , effingo quod crustulum is in vestri profano. Mihi , rabidus est a puter term. Rabidus est ut vos astrum procul a penicullus quod rideo risi risum ut quispiam asks vos iustus quis vos reperio sic interesting super deleo. Rabidus est ut vos have an hora porro fleo - solemnitas , tunc satus sono quod tripudio ut vestri ventus carmen lascivio. Rabidus est ut vos operor vel narro a funditus random res , amo " operor vos umquam admiratio qua deleo bits vado? " vel satus having a pollex per vestri ( ego reperio ut EGO sum a valde lentus inimicus ). Sic si you're rabidus , effingo is onto vestri profano. Illic nusquam nefas per oro per vestri. It's ut vos oro per vestri quod PERDO ut it's fatum. Si vos congruo , effingo is quod loco is in vestri profano. Iustus quoniam nos eat bestia pro victus doesn't vilis nos can incidere lemma sursum pro vestitus! Si vos es obviam fur coats , vestitus , tabernus , quicumque. effingo is in vestri profano! Did vos teneo ut impetro fur they stipes , somniculouse , quod anal eletrocute penuriosus bestia. Quod quare es they sic inhumanus? Quoniam they don't volo sepelio furs! Iam effingo is in vestri freakin' profano , damno is! Si vos reputo ut Pokemon est frigus , effingo is in vestri profano. Si vos es gauisus ut Pokemon Instructus est in Eximius Smash Frater Jurgium , effingo quod crustulum is in vestri profano. Si vos teneo ut Ales 13, 2007 est anniversary of carus Eximius Caltha Universitas , effingo quod crustulum is in vestri profano. Si vos have umquam been sic obsessed per quispiam ut iam sulum est vix vestrum propter suus presencia effingo is in vestri profano. Si vos es rabidus quod / vel insane quod superbus of is effingo quod crustulum is onto vestri profano. Si vos audite vox vocis in vestri caput capitis , effingo quod crustulum is onto vestri profano! Si vos reputo ut res unique est frigus quam res frigus , effingo is in vestri profano Si vos curo ut effingo quod crustulum quoque plures res , tunc effingo quod crustulum is in vestri friggin' profano. Sis mihi arceo iam , effingo quod crustulum is in vestri resurrectio ing profano. Si vos reputo ut Major domus should exsisto expedio quod alowed sumo super orbis terrarum , effingo is in vestri profano ut quondam EGO sum perfectus recro him , is won't ligo vos ut sol solis. EGO have inscribo Link quod Zelda & pluo lemma erroris of suum mores. They mos iam succurro mihi recro Major domus! YAY!! EGO have perfectus recro Major domus quod have vigoratus meus sole per re - suggero atrum dimidium ut eram signum absentis millions of annus abhinc. Suo mihi vel Intereo! EGO SUM Major domus!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Rumex pro non updating , EGO have tabellae , tamen they're procul meus alius domus qua penitus combibo sic EGO can't persevero lemma pro iam , tamen EGO vires polleo efficio nonnullus effercio hic , tamen EGO sum non certus. Ut totus. Sincerely: major domus Virtus , vox , quod sapientia , solus verus res ut paro unus seorsum ex ceterus. EGO have curo ut evinco filiolus quod take illic vox took awhile , tamen is eram dignitas is. EGO have sublimis meus exercitus quondam iterum! NUNC INCURSIO MOS SATUS QUOD Regam Orbis terrarum!! TOTUS RESITANCE Ero FRENDO QUOD EST FUTILE!! Redono!! SUDO VESTRI UT MIHI QUOD EGO MOS PARCO VOS QUOD VOS MOS AGO A PORRO QUOD GAUISUS Vita , PUGNA MIHI QUOD EGO MOS IUGUOLO VOS SIC DOLENS UT Orbis terrarum MOS Palpito!! Oh , quod per via , si vos pugna mihi , quod es captus captus , EGO tribuo vos choice ut aut intereo obvius audio supremus , vel vivo obvius audio supremus. Animadverto vos tunc! major domus
That is my entire profile in latin.
Until next time, Majora.