Author has written 6 stories for Danny Phantom, Reaper, and Man From UNCLE.
My Twisted Darlings,
Give a cheer for fanfiction, it's there for all of us:
who know that just because a show was cancelled so long ago that nobody else remembers it, doesn't mean it's dead. Never.
who after watching any show gets the urge to say 'I wonder what would happen if...' and then discribes the most implausible crossover.
who are convinced that two or more of the characters are having a secret romance off camara. Extra points if it's Slash.
who, no matter how much we complain about other people's Mary Sues (or Gary Stu), have spent many a dull hour imagining our M-S off on an adventure with the hero.
who secretly cheers on the villian, because the worse time a hero has of it, the more fun we have.
who is relieved to know that no matter what inappropiate, M rated or just plain freaky ideas or fantasies they have there is someone else who has them too, or at least pretty close. (But dash it I could never have written it that well.)
That being said my writing is fairly tame and you'll probably like me. I review alot and I say nice things.
"Get your hands off our duly elected leader! You odd manifestation of ectoplasmic energy and post human consciousness!" Maddie Fenton, Public Enemies.
"Man that's hot!" Jack Fenton, The Fright Before Christmas
"Pardon me for breathing which I never do anyway so I don't know why I bother to say it. Oh god I'm so depressed. Here's another of those self-satisfied doors." Marvin, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
"I've got to tell you the most important thing you've ever heard. I've got to tell you now and I've got to tell you in that pub there. Because you're going to need a very stiff drink! Now just trust me." Ford Prefect, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
"You don't know what a teaser is. I'll tell you. Teasers are usually rich kids with nothing to do, they cruise around the galaxy looking for planets that haven't made interstellar contact yet and buzz them. Yes, they find some isolated spot with very few people around, then land right by some poor unexpecting soul who no one's ever going to believe and then strut up and down in front him wearing silly antennae on their head and making 'beep beep!' noises! Rather childish really!" Ford Prefect, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
"Sometimes the crown rests rather heavy on this little froggy head" Kermit the Frog
"Even revolutionaries like chocolate chip cookies" Garry Trudeau
"How do you beat a Grand Master at chess? Make him play Calvinball." Wrestling with Dragons, Ellen Brand. (That's a story on this site and trust me my friends, if you haven't read Ellen Brand's work you are really missing out.)
"In your face! Mount Olympus Disiplinary Tribunal! In your face Dr Claire 'Maybe you should stop believeing in yourself' McCrea!" Trevor, Cupid
"I know that I encourage you to do bad things, I don't want to go to hell without my best friend." The Meaning of Lila
"However much my face clouds by sombre vanity, or vulgar vengeance, or contemptible contempt, the bones of my skull beneath it are laughing forever." G.K.Chesterton. The Defendant
"There are few childcare problems that cannot be solved with duc tape" Garry Trudeau
"Selective seratonine reuptake inhibitors help make you happy" Liz Burke
"The wages of sin are death, but the hours are good." Phy-Crow, Earthworm Jim
"A revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth having" V for Vendetta
"You are so lucky
I feel very humble, but I think I hasve the strength of character to fight it.
"Well we could make one of our daring, resourceful and nauseatingly punctual escapes... if only they had not locked the door." Ilya Kuryakin, The Man From U.N.C.L.E.