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Joined 09-13-07, id: 1375529, Profile Updated: 06-05-09
Author has written 6 stories for Danny Phantom, Reaper, and Man From UNCLE.

My Twisted Darlings,

Give a cheer for fanfiction, it's there for all of us:

who know that just because a show was cancelled so long ago that nobody else remembers it, doesn't mean it's dead. Never.

who after watching any show gets the urge to say 'I wonder what would happen if...' and then discribes the most implausible crossover.

who are convinced that two or more of the characters are having a secret romance off camara. Extra points if it's Slash.

who, no matter how much we complain about other people's Mary Sues (or Gary Stu), have spent many a dull hour imagining our M-S off on an adventure with the hero.

who secretly cheers on the villian, because the worse time a hero has of it, the more fun we have.

who is relieved to know that no matter what inappropiate, M rated or just plain freaky ideas or fantasies they have there is someone else who has them too, or at least pretty close. (But dash it I could never have written it that well.)

That being said my writing is fairly tame and you'll probably like me. I review alot and I say nice things.

Favorite Quotes.

"Get your hands off our duly elected leader! You odd manifestation of ectoplasmic energy and post human consciousness!" Maddie Fenton, Public Enemies.

"Man that's hot!" Jack Fenton, The Fright Before Christmas

"Pardon me for breathing which I never do anyway so I don't know why I bother to say it. Oh god I'm so depressed. Here's another of those self-satisfied doors." Marvin, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

"I've got to tell you the most important thing you've ever heard. I've got to tell you now and I've got to tell you in that pub there. Because you're going to need a very stiff drink! Now just trust me." Ford Prefect, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

"You don't know what a teaser is. I'll tell you. Teasers are usually rich kids with nothing to do, they cruise around the galaxy looking for planets that haven't made interstellar contact yet and buzz them. Yes, they find some isolated spot with very few people around, then land right by some poor unexpecting soul who no one's ever going to believe and then strut up and down in front him wearing silly antennae on their head and making 'beep beep!' noises! Rather childish really!" Ford Prefect, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

"Sometimes the crown rests rather heavy on this little froggy head" Kermit the Frog

"Even revolutionaries like chocolate chip cookies" Garry Trudeau

"How do you beat a Grand Master at chess? Make him play Calvinball." Wrestling with Dragons, Ellen Brand. (That's a story on this site and trust me my friends, if you haven't read Ellen Brand's work you are really missing out.)

"In your face! Mount Olympus Disiplinary Tribunal! In your face Dr Claire 'Maybe you should stop believeing in yourself' McCrea!" Trevor, Cupid

"I know that I encourage you to do bad things, I don't want to go to hell without my best friend." The Meaning of Lila

"However much my face clouds by sombre vanity, or vulgar vengeance, or contemptible contempt, the bones of my skull beneath it are laughing forever." G.K.Chesterton. The Defendant

"There are few childcare problems that cannot be solved with duc tape" Garry Trudeau

"Selective seratonine reuptake inhibitors help make you happy" Liz Burke

"The wages of sin are death, but the hours are good." Phy-Crow, Earthworm Jim

"A revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth having" V for Vendetta

"You are so lucky
That I cannot remember
How to use doorknobs"
The Book of Zombie Haiku

I feel very humble, but I think I hasve the strength of character to fight it.

"Well we could make one of our daring, resourceful and nauseatingly punctual escapes... if only they had not locked the door." Ilya Kuryakin, The Man From U.N.C.L.E.

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Checkmate by pearl84 reviews
Vlad forces Danny to leave everything behind in order to save Jazz. But just when the billionaire believes to have won his chess game against his young rival, Danny makes a single unexpected move. Now, it's anyone's game. But is it about winning anymore?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 85 - Words: 1,037,915 - Reviews: 3671 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Climate of Negatives by Lothithil reviews
A series of vignettes dedicated to Illya Kuryakin. Evolving.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 18,066 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 4/14/2009
Powerless by PixieGirl13 reviews
Full Summary Inside: While all his friends and family are away, Danny gets a strange visit from Vlad. Soon, the ghost boy finds himself kidnapped by the man and flying across the world to Japan where Vlad is investigating a mysterious and dangerous...
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 157,584 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Four Years by Ryuuko1 reviews
AU. 4 years after Sam and Tucker didn't rescue Danny from Freakshow's train in "Control Freaks", the half-ghost returns home, having freed himself.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,125 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Danny F. - Complete
The Uncertainty Principle by St. Crispins reviews
Kuryakin tells how his partnership with Solo was cemented over one difficult weekend. Third and last part of the Origins Trilogy
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,823 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Complete
Hobbled by Lothithil reviews
Drabble. Headstrong heroes make Illya and Napoleon's jobs more... interesting.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Complete
The Living Daylights Affair by Agent TLR reviews
Illya Kuryakin relearns the meaning of smiert spionam as he is assigned to assassinate a defecting general's sniper. Adapted from the 007 film and short story, the Living Daylights, but some original developments, too; originally published in TUA Vol. 3.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Complete
Pits by Cordria reviews
Danny has been captured and thrown into the Pits by Walker to fight for his life. Listen in as he tells his dark, twisted tale of surviving despite the odds. Warning: dark and depressing. Sequel is 'Final Exam'.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 168,574 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Danny F., Walker - Complete
Smokescreen by Nylah reviews
After a blow on the head, Danny has strange and dangerous power failures. Is he losing his ghost powers? Determined to find out what's wrong, he and his friends turn to Vlad. However, Danny has to deal with the mind shattering truth... alone. Pre PP.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,009 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Complete
Parta by Enray reviews
Never touch weird green swirly things, especially if they're in the lab that is owned by ghost hunters who are active inventors. Not your typical someone turns halfa story. Trust me. I aim for unpredictable and unique.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,869 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Dash B., Danny F. - Complete
Three times by Backgroundnoise reviews
The three times that the Pie-Maker almost killed Charlotte Charles.
Pushing Daisies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,254 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
Mount Ivory by MoonrockBlink1772 reviews
Much to the GIW's disappointment, Danny's human half labels him as 'special' and prevents him from being given to them when he is exposed. But he still has to go somewhere, and ends up at the Mt. Ivory holding facility. Is his life over? You bet.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,743 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/5/2007 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Danny F. - Complete
Can anyone be that clueless? by nilnil reviews
Sam and Tucker can't stand the fact that Danny is so oblivious to everything. But is Danny really that clueless? The first story that shows that Danny is NOT clueless... and guess what? Clueless people around him are clueless about that fact.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Dan Phantom, Sam M. - Complete
Hellbound by Nylah reviews
A serial killer is on the loose in Amity Park. Danny gets involved when he stumbles over one of the victims. One of the detectives comes dangerously close to discovering his secret...
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,747 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Danny F. - Complete
Interview With The Ghost by Blaquerose reviews
Dark Danny finally confesses everything...
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,530 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/12/2005 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Dan Phantom - Complete
Illegal Birthday Present by Aicosu reviews
Danny forgets Sam's Birthday, now he has to come up with something quick to make it up to her. But what?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,998 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/17/2005 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
01: Pandora's Box by Silent Elegy reviews
When the world was young, mankind was given a box and told never to open it, but someone did anyway. Now, an encounter with the Box Ghost leaves Danny with a similiar conundrum. Can he resist opening Pandora's Box when she promises him the world?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,392 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/10/2005 - Published: 10/3/2005 - Complete
Cherry Stems by Spiffy McFloogan reviews
ONESHOT: Sam comes arcrossed a interesting article in a magazine telling her a way to find out weather or not she's a good kisser, and Danny might seem to be catching on R&R DxS
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Complete
A Million Miles Away by Faith's melody reviews
Completed. Danny has fallen deeper into Vlad's traps. Now, he has to get out of it all before the people he cares about are brought into the picture...Chances are it's too late... DS
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,176 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/25/2005 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Wrestling with Dragons by Ellen Brand reviews
PostOutside Looking In. A little fallout from Danny Shadow, Reign Storm, and the like...
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Complete
Danny Shadow by Ellen Brand reviews
Danny's beside himself... literally! And not all of what's come out of his head is friendly...
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,491 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Complete
Oh, It's On by Guinivere Sage reviews
Sam is sick of the way Paulina treats her, and after one day at lunch, it's the last straw. She retaliates... BIG TIME. DxS
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,814 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/30/2005 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Complete
Nor Iron Bars by Ellen Brand reviews
Short little musing after Public Enemies
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Complete
A Temporary Cease Fire by Justina Bubbles reviews
COMPLETE. As Jack and Maddie go on a hunt one night for public enemy 1, InvisoBill, they discover something that could change the way they look at ghosts forever.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,853 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/21/2005 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Complete
Danny's Inferno by Legend Maker reviews
A Teen Titans and Danny Phantom crossover. Amity Park is under seige, attacked by a terrible evil that another group of teen superheroes know all too well. And Danny, even with their aid, will learn that evil never dies, and it needs...to burn...
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 242,271 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/20/2005 - Published: 11/13/2004 - Complete
The Sidekick Never Gets the Girl by Nova-Janna reviews
Tucker is pining away...Bad things happen when you pine away. A songfic to The Geeks Get the Girls. Read the story if this doesn't tell you all you need to know. Implied Sexuality
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Complete
Face To Face by wafische reviews
While on vacation on Halloween, Danny encounters a strange paranormal investigation unit of the CIA, a bizarre ghost haunting his family's residence, and the third ghosthybrid. Revised Edition. Please R&R.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,184 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/11/2004 - Published: 5/27/2004 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
The Good ol' Days by wafische reviews
An old friend from Lancer's past comes back to haunt him...Story Complete. Please R&R
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,045 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/11/2004 - Published: 12/6/2004 - Lancer - Complete
Saving Sam by JadeRabbyt reviews
Danny is embroiled in a brutal battle that ends with Sam's abduction, and now Danny must face depression incarnate. COMPLETE
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,595 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/15/2004 - Published: 8/7/2004 - Complete
Three Sixteen AM by Stretch reviews
Jazz hasn't been sleeping since her encounter with Spectra. So when she and Danny have a heart to heart late one night, she'll have to make a decision that will change her brother's fate forever. One Shot - Please R&R!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/28/2004 - Complete
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Solidarity Sisters reviews
Drabble, THRUSH women worldwide are on strike, what has brought the secret organisation to a halt?
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Complete
Life Sentence reviews
Freakshow escapes from prison and tries to steal Danny's life. Will his friends be able to save our hero?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,021 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Danny F.
Midnight Hours reviews
After they leave U.N.C.L.E. headquarters the agents evening is theirs to spend how they like. But do they ever leave work behind? Light ficlet, no slash.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Complete
What Parents Never Tell You reviews
As Mr and Mrs Oliver try to decide what to tell Sam, they look back on how they met and wonder did they betray their son?
Reaper - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,231 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Complete
The Fluffy Clouds all Look Like Happy Footballs reviews
We never got to hear Kwan's poem in 'Lucky in Love', maybe it was good.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Kwan - Complete
Dear Alisha reviews
Maddie writes to to her sister when Jack forgets her birthday again! Rated T, after all they are married.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Maddie F., Jack F. - Complete