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Joined 09-13-07, id: 1375626, Profile Updated: 07-24-11
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

About Me:

I like to laugh. You can fix just about anything with laughter and duct tape. Those are likely the only words of 'wisdom' you're ever likely to get from me.

Other than that, I'm a runner. A horse owns me. I like three sugars in my tea, I can't color within the lines, or remember 300 digits of pi. I can make a mind-blowing apple pie. Other than that, I'm nothing special.

Someday, I'd like to be deep. But then people would take me seriously. That's a frightening concept.


Scribbles:

She's a Liability - Harry Potter - In Progress

-Katie Bell, Oliver Wood, sarcasm and banter. These are a few of my favorite things.

-Basically, this story is me entertaining myself. Have fun reading it, if you like. I have fun writing it.

Emmett's Gift -Twilight- Complete

-This is really more of an errant thought than an actual story. It's less than a thousand words.

-Written pre-Breaking Dawn.


Look. I write other stuff too.

http://www.fictionpress.com/u/722969/

The stuff posted on here is likely what's been keeping me from updating.


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Settling the Score by ISpeakBraile reviews
I'm stubborn – I'll freely admit it. But unless Wood gets on his bloody knees and grovels for me to rejoin the team, I absolutely refuse to do so. I'm talking giant, Nile River-style tears flowing down those obnoxiously sharp cheekbones of his, or no more Seeker. OW/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 148,032 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Oliver W., OC - Complete
One Last Time by lieselmemingers reviews
Katniss and Peeta, and the process of healing. Post-Mockingjay, pre-epilogue.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,335 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 66 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Skirting Around a Scot by Molly Raesly reviews
Competition drives us all, but it affects no one as much as star Keeper Oliver Wood. Quidditch is life; Quidditch is everything. Quidditch is what introduces him to the newest Puddlemere United Chaser.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 92,288 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - OC, Oliver W. - Complete
I'm Katie & I'm an Anger Addict by confessions.of.katijane reviews
When McGonagall institutes her own form of anger management on a hottempered Katie Bell, our favorite chaser begins to use a diary to vent about all of the frustrations in her life. Namely concerning a certain Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 57,765 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Katie B., George W.
Coping With Fame by lostmidtranslation reviews
Sorry. I’m an overpaid Quidditch keeper for Puddlemere and should respect that you are an overworked healer for St. Mungo’s and you have a job to do." Oliver lives with Katie, but the pair are adamant they aren't in love... or are they? T for Language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 76 - Words: 98,384 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Textbooks by formerlyknownasone reviews
Don't worry Oliver. You will figure it out someday." Katie smiled. Let's hope he does. Haha no longer a oneshot. Read and Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,265 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Katie B., Oliver W.
Neurotically Obsessed by FallenMystery reviews
Oliver has always been obsessed with Katie. I mean, Quidditch. Katie has always been neurotic. Which is kind of Oliver's fault. Well, entirely Oliver's fault. So is the fact that she's flying for Puddlemere United. Calamity ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,020 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Katie B., Oliver W.
There's no 'I' in Team by Elinai reviews
Katie Bell and Oliver Wood: they make a formidable pair on the Quidditch pitch, but it’ll take some convincing by the Weasley’s, Angelina and Alicia to prove they make an excellent pair off the Quidditch pitch as well. Hum, Rom, action. Longish story
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 44,959 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Katie B., Oliver W.
Wednesday by formerlyknownasone reviews
I couldn't resist ice cream." Katie said. "That's why I'm laughing." Oliver smiled. A simple story on how the both of them came to love Wednesdays. KBOW. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,922 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Katie B., Oliver W.
Like Brothers On A Hotel Bed by confessions.of.katijane reviews
Just a short one-shot to "Brothers on a Hotel Bed," by Death Cab for Cutie. Oliver/Katie.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
Missing You by sparrowlove reviews
George Weasley at Fred's funeral, and Fred at George's.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/5/2008 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Fox Ears by The Starhorse reviews
The Weasley family is deep in mourning after the battle of Hogwarts, but George has better ideas than to sit around and cry about something he'd rather just fix. And Charlie believes he can do it. Post DH, Charlie's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,648 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 1,158 - Follows: 85 - Published: 1/13/2008 - George W., Charlie W. - Complete
After All This Time, Always by Sindie reviews
Deathly Hallows spoilers! Harry and Hermione retrieve a certain someone's body from the Shrieking Shack, thinking about the after effects of the loss of war and the sacrifices made by one man in particular.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,309 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Six Foot Of Ginger Idiot by Pinky Brown reviews
Or, Ron Weasley's Year Six Diary: the whole of Half-Blood Prince from Ron's point of view. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll want to shake him. Winner of "Best Humour Fic" at the 2008 Reviewer's Choice Awards on FFnet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 126,584 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Taking Bluebird's Wings by my-voice-rising reviews
The sand smelled of pearls and the ocean glittered like a thief had dropped his bag of diamonds. Everyone was smiling into the canopy overhead that blazed blue. Pearl Harbor was one shining oasis, and Danny Walker’s best friend was dead. Mild AU, DannyOC
Pearl Harbor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,515 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/12/2006 - Published: 6/19/2006
The Perfect Girl by FizzingWhizbeez reviews
What should the perfect girl NOT do? Oliver is making a list, but someone else is checking it twice. Oneshot. KBOW
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
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She's a Liability reviews
Katie Bell: grin a mile wide, an insatiable desire to go faster than strictly safe, and a certain lack of self-preservation. And now, professional quidditch player. Quite possibly, a dangerous combination. -eventual KBOW- Chapter 44 up. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 140,848 - Reviews: 1215 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Oliver W., Katie B.
Sweet reviews
Companion piece to She's a Liability. Spans three important chapters from Oliver's point of view. Most defintiely contains spoilers. Very weak "M' rating, simply for frequent use of coarse language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,925 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
Emmett's Gift Twilight OneShot reviews
Emmett goes shopping for a wedding present.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Emmett - Complete