Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.
Name: just call me Mel
Gender: female (last time i checked)
Yes I do know that I haven't touched this site with my writing in some time. More or less around what is it now 4 years? Eh when your lazy and have lots of HW from school you tend to not want to write any other things if you can help it. Not to worry though!!!! I'm going to start posting things within, I would have to say, the next month. I will eventually get back to the story I started and will redo it, because I know now that for me its crap and needs to be redone. After all I didn't take all of those damn creative writing classes in college for nothing!
1. "what the hell do you want i have more important things to do...no really i don't but i don't want to deal with you"
2. "Cant you get a life that doesn't include you annoying me"
3. "Does it look like i care or give a damn"
4. Act nuts so people don't bother you.
5. me: I'm a lunatic
my friend: wow i cant believe you admitted that
me: at least I'm not in denial
my friend: well at lest there's that
6. Don't lesson to what people say about you cause they are fucken retards anyway.
7. Damn you need a therapist and i should know i had one for a year.
8. a girl that i hate: damn your a bitch
me: thank you i aim to please, myself that is!
9. Coffee!!need it
10. why cant you all die so i can be happy?
11."Is it required?" "no but..." "then the answer is no"
Some Quotes from FullMetal Alchemist:
Ed: “Damn it, there's so many idiots who's asses I have to kick! I'll have to start carrying a list just to keep track of them all!”-FMA (FullMetal Alchemist)
Ed- “Like I always say, if you can't find a door, MAKE YOUR OWN!”-FMA
Al: "so what's your strategy, brother??" Ed: "I ALREADY TOLD YOU, A FIST IN HIS FACE!!"-FMA
Some Quotes from The Simpsons:
TROY MCCLURE: “Have you ever wondered why fat parents have fat children? Or why Chinese parents have Chinese children? It's no coincidence.”- The Simpsons
HOMER: “Two hours? Why'd they build this ghost town so far away?’’LISA: “Because they discovered gold right over there!”HOMER: “It's because they're stupid, that's why. That's why everybody does everything.”- The Simpsons
Some random Quotes:
“The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.” - Robert Bloch
"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. "-Unknown
"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."-Unknown
"Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure."-Murphy's Law
“The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.”-Erma Bombeck
“Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.” -Will Rogers
“I find I always have to write something on a steamed mirror.”-Elaine Dundy
"Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't."-Unknown
"Just remember if the world didn't suck we would fall off."-Unknown
"If the shoe fits get another one just like it."-Unknown
Some movie quotes:
Lydia: "My whole life is a dark room."-Beetlejuice
Indiana Jones: "I'm like a bad penny, I always turn up."-Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade
Morpheus: "Throughout human history, we have been dependent on machines to survive. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony."-The Matrix
Morpheus: "There is a difference between knowing the path and walking the path."-The Matrix
J: "Why the big secret? People are smart, they can handle it." K: "A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it."-Men In Black
Henry Jones: "I didn't know you could fly." Indy: "Fly, yes. Land, no."-Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade
Some House MD Quotes:
(House: Hello, sick people and their loved ones! In the interests of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chit-chat later, I'm Dr. Gregory House. You can call me Greg. I'm one of three doctors staffing this clinic this morning.
Dr. Cuddy: Short, sweet, grab a file.
House: This ray of sunshine is Dr. Lisa Cuddy. Dr. Cuddy runs this whole hospital, so unfortunately she's much too busy to deal with you. I am a board-certified diagnostician with a double specialty of infectious disease and nephrology. I'm also the only doctor currently employed at this clinic who's forced to be here against his will. That is true, isn't it? But not to worry, because for most of you this job could be done by a monkey with a bottle of Motrin. Speaking of which, if you're particularly annoying you may see me reach for this. It's Vicodin - it's mine, you can't have any. And no, I do not have a pain-management problem, I have a pain problem. But who knows - maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too stoned to tell. So, who wants me? -Everyone stares- And who would rather wait for one of the other two guys? -Everyone raises their hands.- Well, I'll be in Exam Room 1 if you change your mind.)
(House: As long as you're trying to be good, you can do whatever you want.
Dr. Wilson: And as long as you're not trying, you can say whatever you want.
House: So between us, we can do whatever we want. We can rule the world!)
(Dr. House: You see that? They all assume I'm a patient because of this cane.
Dr. Wilson: Then why don't you put on a white coat like the rest of us?
Dr. House: I don't want them to think I'm a doctor. )
Some Harry Potter Quotes: (love these)
"So top grade's O for 'Outstanding,'" she Hermione was saying, "and then there's A-"
Fred: "13 of us against 1 bloke who's not allowed to do magic; yea we've got no chance"
Harry: “I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me"
"What do you mean, I'm not brave in bed?" said Harry, completely nonplussed. "What- am I supposed to be frightened of - pillows or something?"
Malfoy glanced around. Harry knew he was checking for signs of teachers. Then he looked back at Harry and said in a low voice, "You're dead, Potter." Harry raised his eyebrows. "Funny," he said, "you'd think I'd have stopped walking around..."
"And they'd [the Death Eaters] love to have me," said Harry sarcastically. "We'd be best pals if they didn't keep trying to do me in."