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Hi! As far as my High School Musical fics goes: It says at the end of Best Friends there's a sequel up called "The Life and Times of Kira Bolton." But I had only gotten a few chapters of that up before I decided I didn't want to write it any more (I stopped writing all HSM fanfiction), so that no longer exists. All of the rest of my stories are finished, with the exception of Why Can't You Just Get Along?, in which the storyline is finished enough so that it doesn't matter too much. But if anyone wants to use what I've written already and finish it, feel free to PM me.

Name: Emily, known as em91011 practically everywhere online. The name comes from when I started a neopets account when I was nine and thought I would use it until I was eleven. Thus, em91011.

Age: 16

Where I'm from: I'm American, born in New York City. I've lived in Westfield, NJ (right by Summit), Sao Paulo, Brazil, and now I live in London, England. But I still have my American accent and identify as American.

Favorites:

Book: It's a tie between Without you: A memoir of love, loss, and the musical RENT by Anthony Rapp, Looking for Alaska, An Abundance of Katherines, and Paper Towns by John Green, Boy Meets Boy by David Levithan.

Movie: I can never decide.

TV Show: Glee, closely followed by Pushing Daisies, Six Feet Under, House, and Queer as Folk.

Band: Panic! at the Disco

Song: My favorite song of the moment is When the Day met the Night by Panic at the Disco. But that's just "normal" music. I mostly listen to show tunes (and Fall Out Boy. I guess that's kind of a weird combination).

Play/Musical: Spring Awakening. Then RENT. Then Billy Elliot, Avenue Q, Priscilla Queen of the Desert, August: Osage County, The Last 5 Years, and Next to Normal are all also up there. And a play called Prettiest Friend that was written for some actors at my school (based on the song by Jason Mraz, but not in the way I was expecting at all).

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Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10906 - Favs: 12,610 - Follows: 13,018 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bella's Crown by Storms reviews
[COMPLETE]The sequel to Bella's Cross...The Volturi have been defeated and chaos rocks the vampires' world. For Bella, Edward, and the rest of the Cullens an interesting destiny awaits.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 29,237 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Complete
Bella's Cross by Storms reviews
COMPLETE - Bella gets her wish but now she has a heavy cross to bear for her immortality. Bella becomes the only thing standing in the way of her family being destroyed by the Volturi.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,676 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 1/8/2007
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2154 - Favs: 3,642 - Follows: 1,688 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Musicals in a Minute by The Lark reviews
Your favorite musicals, ultracondensed.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,117 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 7/13/2007
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1986 - Favs: 2,302 - Follows: 1,704 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Life in a Glass House by maddengirl reviews
Name: Gabriella Montez.Age: 16.Ambition: To get her brothers out of her personal life and never give Troy Bolton the satisfaction of always getting what he wants. AU
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,756 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Gabriella M., Troy B. - Complete
Bella's Bachelorette Bash by LindaRoo reviews
Alice throws Bella a surprise bachelorette party in a posh Portland penthouse, complete with sexy games, embarrassing gifts, tequila shots, a stripper named Emmett, and a night of clubbing. Rated M for sexual dialogue and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,517 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Bella, Alice
Really bizarre Midnight Sun Parody I was Bored by Peace is GOODandsoisrent reviews
Um, I was bored. You don't even have to read it, I was bored and a little hyper. Please ignore. rated K just in case you guys can't take the word sexy.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007
Breaking Dawn Sing Along! by LindaRoo reviews
American Pie" by Don McLean set to the plot of Breaking Dawn. You'll laugh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
As Bella Sleeps by blondie AKA robin reviews
A Midnight Sun-like one-shot. Edward hears Bella say 'I love you' for the first time. In his words.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8529 - Favs: 7,884 - Follows: 1,906 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Brotherhood by LindaRoo reviews
The Cullen boys go hunting. Jasper can't stop quoting The Princess Bride, Emmett can't stop quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Edward, rather put out, responds with Shakespeare. Hilarity ensues! Co-written with the awesome Blondie AKA Robin.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,195 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008
Under Arrest by vjgm reviews
Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 310 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Cullen Hot Tub Truth or Dare! by grimmkimfaerytales reviews
What it says. Comissioned by the VMT Queens of Games and Skits, so you know it's good. Don't hate the player, baby! Story as is, sequel in progress. We are not Ms. Meyer. Reviews, please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Resistance by Skipper Pompeii reviews
Edward's POV in Eclipse from the point where he offers to take Bella to the Meadow through the end. Serious Romance awaits you!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Complete
The Consequences of Getting Smashed by kateg123 reviews
Hermione experiences the ordeal of getting drunk. Of course consequences soon ensue, some hilarious, some romantic...HGDM be brilliant and review please: Now completed
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,454 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/25/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Tough Love by sillybella reviews
In the first chapter of Eclipse, Charlie seems to have put more thought into parenting. How did he get to that point? Charlie’s thoughts during the Epilogue of New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
Passwords, Purple Pustules, and Puking Pastilles by LindaRoo reviews
What happened to Umbridge after Harry defeated Voldemort? How did Ginny and Harry get back together? Whatever became of Xenophilus Lovegood after the explosion? WARNING: DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,385 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Okay by Skipper Pompeii reviews
Fleeing from the baseball game in Twilight...a different perspective.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Complete
The Greatest of These by bronzehairedgirl reviews
Bella has a dream that leaves her confused. What does it really mean?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,052 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Complete
Safe Harbor by Skipper Pompeii reviews
A storm is a powerful thing. What does Bella and Edward do when one rolls in a day they're in Port Angeles? WINNER of the Summer Lovin' contest on Pelirroja's Fanfiction site.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Complete
Where's The Love? by MarcyJ reviews
Jasper Hale has been keeping a secret from his family. What happens when the truth comes out in the most accidental of ways?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Complete
My Street by Skipper Pompeii reviews
This is a oneshot taking place the night Renée leaves Bella with Charlie and gives up on taking her home to Florida. Bella is struck with the reality of her situation...realizing she must learn to cope or be sent back to Renée.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Complete
Jealousy by silly escape reviews
Breaking up is hard to do, but what about getting that special someone back? What happened with Jessica and Mike during the summer of Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Complete
Bella's yearbook by kitkatkat reviews
Bella looks through her yearbook from Forks high, remembering her old friends and reading the notes they left her. Post bite. Warning: Eclispe, chapter one spoiler
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Complete
Dawning of a New Day by Aine of Knockaine reviews
Bella agrees to marry Edward. However a stipulation is added before they can be together forever. Her parents have to approve of the nuptials. But, what if that’s only a small hurdle and their worst fear becomes a stark reality first? A New Moon cont.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,926 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/27/2007 - Published: 11/5/2006
Try it on Your Piano by genealogygirl reviews
Bella and Edward's siblings have some misimpressions of Edward's human years
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Complete
Christmas Angel by sillybella reviews
How did Edward spend Christmas away from Bella and his family? Yes, it’s sappy. Yes, it’s predictable. But it’s Christmas what do you expect?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Complete
Warm by sillybella reviews
Something besides Bella is making Edward warm...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 85 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by sillybella reviews
Post New Moon Edward angst. Charlie arrives while Edward and Bella are watching a movie. Bella has fallen asleep in Edward's lap.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 178 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
Chatting With Charlie by sillybella reviews
Charlie feels protective of Bella, and he’s not thrilled with Edward at the end of New Moon. He also remembers being a teenager. It’s time for Charlie to have a chat with Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 87 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Complete
Fever by sillybella reviews
Bella is sick and Edward is worried.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 230 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
RENT: In A Nutshell by ListenNatalie reviews
[MR Parody now added!] My shortened, parody version of RENT. NOW includes my take on MR fanfic.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Complete
Disney's Phantom of the Opera by The Lark reviews
What if Disney ever got its paws on Phantom? *shudder*
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/22/2002