Ugly Pink Machine
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Joined 12-11-01, id: 137638
Author has written 11 stories for Angel Sanctuary, Silent Hill, and Devil May Cry.

My name is Anna. I like making fun of things. I like it a lot. I also like starting stories and then forgetting about them for months on end, but I'm working on it, I swear! 3

My fandoms:

- Angel Sanctuary (it's my biggest one)
- 4chan.org (PEDOBEAR FANFICTION, ITS A-COMIN')
- Battle Royale
- Demonology
- Guilty Gear
- Devil May Cry
- Silent Hill
- J-rock (Rosso, Shiina Ringo, Miyavi, cali=gari, inugami circus-dan etcetc)

I love reviews and I love my reviewers. You guys inflate my internet ego up into ungodly proportions, but more than that, I love that you've encouraged and given critique on my work so I can mature more as a writer. Much love and cookies and BADASS GUITAR RIFFS to all of you!

Burn Into Me by Shiromori reviews
After the death of his sister, Astaroth is despondent. Then Asmodeus arrives uninvited...
Angel Sanctuary - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Astaroth - Complete
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Further Proof that Michael Hates the World reviews
Rated for INCREDIBLY bad language. Michael decides he's taken a liking to forcing his biased opinions on unsuspecting readers, and gives a topten list of things he hates and why.
Angel Sanctuary - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/24/2005
THE BEST STORY EVER WRITTEN: PART FOUR! HELL YEAH! reviews
The second to the last installment in the series! Sara meets a strangely appropriate demise, Setsuna craves nipples and Kira admits his inferiority to his awesome brother. Fun abounds.
Angel Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2005
If I Had Written the Script for DMC2 reviews
Written by request and out of sheer, mindnumbing boredom. Just a bit of rambling nonsense. Don't read if you mind Luciabashing. :D
Devil May Cry - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2005
Evil Spirit Could Emit Tears From His Eye Ducts reviews
This is a parody based off of the atrocious excuses for fanfiction known as Mary Sues and self insertions. Dante meets another demon slayer, and she's... A GIRL! OOOH! I might make it longer once my writer's block lets up, but til then, here it is.
Devil May Cry - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2005
And For Now, That's Enough reviews
A random RaphaelxMichael oneshot, with a bit of limeish content. When the good doctor is finally confronted with temptation from his best friend, he finds a painful revelation and solace in Michael's actions.
Angel Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2005 - Complete
Attack of the Fanfiction Cliches! reviews
What do you get when everyone's favorite fanfiction cliches wheedle their way into the Angel Sanctuary universe to cause havoc and rape the plot? Lots of pain. Rated for Michael's language, as always.
Angel Sanctuary - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/13/2005
THE BEST STORY EVER WRITTEN: PART THREE! reviews
Back by popular demand! ...Sort of! Michael continues his sad, sad fantasizing. Rated for Mika's filthy little mouth and sick mind.
Angel Sanctuary - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2005
THE BEST STORY EVER WRITTEN! PART TWO! OMG OMG! reviews
A story too great to be it's own chapter, I've uploaded it as a new fiction! Raphael's given Michael Vicadin to keep him sleeping, in hopes of never having to read one of these again. This is the result.
Angel Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2004
Of Scandals, Mayonnaise, and Godlike Fetuses reviews
I am a horrible human being for writing this. Contains massive spoilers for SH2 and 3; general character mutilation also involved. :D
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/27/2004
Master reviews
I wrote this a long time ago, but here's an attempt at drama. The Mad Hatter first sees Lucifer. Angsting ensues.
Angel Sanctuary - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/16/2004
THE BEST STORY EVER WRITTEN reviews
Rated solely because of language as the whole thing is narrated by Michael. Please don't hurt me...
Angel Sanctuary - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2004