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Joined 09-14-07, id: 1376435, Profile Updated: 01-19-09
Author has written 36 stories for South Park, Shrek, Middleman, Merlin, How I Met Your Mother, Pushing Daisies, and Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog.

I'm a teenager living in Switzerland. I mostly write het or femmeslash, although I have been known to dabble. I even write gen on occasion. Gasp.

I used to be really into South Park, but I've gotten bored of it. I may nor may not ever finish my South Park fics, but I think that they're probably dead for good. I'm really sorry, and know that I appreciate everyone who reviewed, favorited, or added me to their alerts.

Right now, I have two obsessions -- I am in love with the BBC's Merlin, and I'm also getting sucked into How I Met Your Mother fan fiction. I have dipped my toes into other fandoms, but those are my main two, for now.

Favorite Pairings:

Barney/Robin (HIMYM)

Barney/Lily, mostly friendship (HIMYM)

Morgana/Gwen (Merlin)

Merlin/Morgana (Merlin)

MM/WW friendship (The Middleman)

Lacey/Wendy (The Middleman)

Cartman/Wendy (South Park)

Cartman/Kyle (South Park)

Kyle/Wendy (South Park)

Bebe/Wendy (South Park)

Reviews are loved, and feel free to offer constructive criticism!

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Third Time Lucky by idioticonion reviews
Robin really just wants to have sex with Barney again. This is AU after Season 4 up to Ep 10 "The Fight"
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,496 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Robin S., Barney S. - Complete
Barter, Beg, Renege by fadagaski reviews
Nimueh is gone, and so is Igraine, and there will be no rest now or ever for Uther. Pre-show, baby!Arthur.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
deja vu by kyleisgod reviews
A story for lovers and haters of Stan x Kyle fan fiction.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Leap of Faith by Araeph reviews
Thanks to Shan Yu's devastation, China is weak and prone to internal strife. Mulan has faced war before, but not so close to home. To triumph this time, she must rally the people who know her...but have never seen her succeed. Complete, with epilogue!
Mulan - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 112,381 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Complete
Addict by mr. eames reviews
Craig was addicted to a lot of things. Overuse of non-verbal swearing, cigarettes and even lying. But he really only needed one thing, even if he didn't realize it. He didn't need anything else but him. Craig/Tweek, multiple side pairings. Complete.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 113,959 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
A Lack of Color by mr. eames reviews
--"I'm going to kill myself." Stan went to the roof of his apartment building, one determined thought in his mind, and then the redheaded stranger ruined everything. Or maybe he was Stan's savior. "That's tragic, we've only just met." Oneshot Stan/Kyle AU
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,371 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
The Totally Epic Adventures of Mary Sue by Loca Bambina reviews
Take half a cup of overused plot ideas, stir in a tablespoon of clichés, and add a pinch of nauseatingly perfect characters. Bake until slash rises to surface and is light and fluffy. Serve with a side of OOCness and, of course, a Mary Sue. Enjoy.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,676 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B.
The Code 47 Revelation Aftermath by The Blue Raven reviews
Wendy and the Middleman discuss their feelings after “Clotharian Contamination Protocol”… Friendship fic, cuddly but non-shippy. Set directly between the Middleman and Wendy’s discussion in HQ and Wendy going off to see Tyler
Middleman - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Middleman, Wendy W. - Complete
Befitting Zorro by Matriaya reviews
When a mission goes awry, Middleman finds an interesting way to distract the guards. MM/WW
Middleman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Complete
dance with the devil by kyleisgod reviews
Cartman makes a bet he seemingly can't win, ultimately affecting the lives of eight people. Het and slash pairs, comedy and drama, read and review!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,312 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Wendy Testaburger, Eric Cartman - Complete
Bake Off by SekritOMG reviews
The school is having a bake-off, and Stan thinks he can win -- if he can survive through the week. Slash. Stan/Kyle. One-shot. Etc.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,183 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Blind Date by coconutberry reviews
Oneshot. Blossom goes on a blind date and is paired with...Brick! Will there be love?
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Blossom, Brick - Complete
UnPredictable by eishi reviews
Kyle Broflovski hated Wendy Testaburger, and that was a fact. Really. KyleWendy, oneshot.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Kyle B., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Hypothetically by Perfectly Maple reviews
Squidward/SpongeBob monologue. Squidward poses an intiguing theory to SpongeBob. Slash.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Squidward, SpongeBob - Complete
The House I Grew Up In by Lance Ruhiru reviews
... never felt like home. CraigKenny
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Kenny M., Craig T. - Complete
The Journal of One Kenny McCormick by Seaouryou reviews
Oh, life. It’s such a tremendous pain in the ass. I'm not too thrilled about death, either. [Kenny’s POV]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,186 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Kenny M. - Complete
Insanity of a Talking, Moving Puppet by Brat-Child3 reviews
Cartman and Wendy want revenge. On Stan and Kyle, on each other, on everyone who gets in their way. See Cartman yell. See Wendy scream. See Artemus Clyde Frog take the upper hand. CxW SxK SxW
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,609 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
To the Count of Twenty by Society's Cavity reviews
A bet between Cartman and Kyle puts Stan's relationship with Wendy in the spotlight. But with everyone watching, it may be that much harder to admit that maybe Wendy isn't the one Stan wants to be with. (On permanent hiatus, barring a reboot.)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,095 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M.
The Courtship of Kyle Broflovski by Seaouryou reviews
Stan and Wendy are dating each other, except when they aren’t, Cartman devises several cunning schemes to make Kyle date him, and Kyle dates his hand and considers himself the best off. Oh, and Kenny is dead. But only every now and then.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,078 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
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Brohemian reviews
AU, set around season one. Barney and Lily are starving artists living together in a run-down apartment building. Co-fic with idioticonion. Barney/Lily, some Marshall/Lily and Ted/Robin. Sexual content. COMPLETE!
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,544 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Barney S., Lily A. - Complete
Chemistry reviews
Wendy has to explain to herself why she is attracted to Eric Cartman. Cartman/Wendy, some swearing. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Tequila reviews
All of a sudden, Lily's kissing Robin, and Robin's never needed a drink more. Lily/Robin, some Barney/Robin. Femmslash, alcohol use. Oneshot.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Complete
Over My Head reviews
This is as close to an answer as he's ever going to get. Barney/Ted, mild angst, some sexual content, language. Oneshot.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Complete
Dying Dreams reviews
The last dream Penny had was about Billy. And there was something very important to tell him. Spoilers, character death. Penny-centric with some Billy/Penny. Oneshot.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Penny, Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
Images reviews
After watching Barney's video of her, Robin is pleasantly surprised. Barney/Ted UST, some innuendo. Episode tag for episode 4.14 "The Possimpible". Oneshot.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Complete
Favors reviews
Ted only did this -- agreed to a threesome -- for Barney. Barney/Robin/Ted, with focus on Barney/Ted and Barney/Robin. Explicit sexual content and language. Oneshot.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Complete
Enjambment reviews
After Stella, Ted needs something similar. After Robin, Barney needs something different. Barney/Ted, sexual content, language. Episode tag for "Shelter Island". Oneshot.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Complete
One for the Team reviews
Barney gets the notion that girls love gay guys. Well, there goes Ted's quiet night in. Some Barney/Ted, language, slash. Oneshot.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Complete
Smell and Memory reviews
Ned thinks about his mother, and remembers why he bakes pies. Drabble, oneshot.
Pushing Daisies - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Complete
Blogging, Coffee, and Disappointment reviews
In which Barney is cranky, Robin is an avid reader of his blog, and both have coffee. Mostly gen with Barney/Robin UST, some swearing. Oneshot.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Complete
Late Night Text Messages reviews
Barney said that he needed to talk, and Lily was there to help him. Tag for "Benefits". Some Barney/Lily, mentions of Barney/Robin. Fluffy, angsty. Oneshot.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Complete
Guinevere reviews
I never thought of myself as Guinevere, until you said my name. Gwen's POV. Arthur/Gwen, oneshot, spoilers for 1.10 "The Moment of Truth".
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
Separation reviews
Their hearts had entwined, and taking them apart was a messy business. Merlin/Morgana, some Arthur/Gwen, one-sided Arthur/Morgana and Gwen/Merlin. Some sexual content. Oneshot.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Indecent Attire reviews
She’d looked like all of the other women of the court in her rouge and finery. But, dressed as a boy, her natural beauty could shine. Gwen/Morgana, spoilers for 1.10 "The Moment of Truth".
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Complete
Gold Hair reviews
Uther is half-convinced that what he's doing isn't wrong. He's half-convinced that he can find Igraine in his son. Uther/Arthur, slash, implied non-con, incest, May/December. Oneshot.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Complete
Alone in Thought reviews
Morgana had never been quite able to see Uther as a father. Especially not from behind bars. Uther/Morgana, spoilers for episode 1.12.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Complete
You Ruined Everything reviews
When Gaius and Merlin are locked in the dungeons, Gaius reflects on his relationship with the young wizard. Gen, fluff. Oneshot.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Complete
The Dragon's OTP reviews
One morning, Merlin finds a story about him and Arthur. Who wrote it? And why do ladies enjoy writing about two men so much anyway? Gen, bad pr0n and language, slight crack!fic.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Complete
What They Were reviews
No one asked Gwen and Gaius about their relationship. No one would believe it if they did. Oneshot, implied Gaius/Gwen.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
Like A Fool reviews
Following the events at Ealdor, Morgana confronts Merlin about his magical abilities, and Merlin reveals what he knows about her gifts. They form a friendship, and begin to study together. But will they be caught? Merlin/Morgana, spoilers.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/23/2008
King, Queen, Jack, Ace reviews
Arthur, Morgana, Gwen, and Merlin play cards together. Merlin reflects on their various personalities. Gen.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Complete
Daisies in the Snow reviews
Wendy likes to pretend that everything is as it used to be, and nothing ever changes. Her growing feelings for Eric Cartman, however, cause her to rethink that. CartmanWendy, T for language
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
The Armament Inquiry reviews
Lacey wonders why Wendy and the Middleman carry guns. Oneshot, mild language and innuendo.
Middleman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Complete
One on the Kinsey Scale reviews
Lacey considers her position on bisexuality. Literally. Lacey/Wendy, oneshot, T for sexual references and femmeslash.
Middleman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Complete
Star of David reviews
Cartman doesn't understand why Kyle doesn't like his birthday present. Cartman/Kyle, oneshot. T for language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Phone Call reviews
The Middleman recieves a very important phone call from Wendy's father. Gen fic. K for mild language. Oneshot.
Middleman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Middleman, Wendy W. - Complete
The Real Surprise reviews
Well, she hated me, at least. I was sort of in love with her. KyleWendy, Stendy, KennyBebe.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,832 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Kyle B., Wendy Testaburger
The Miss Cowbell Pageant reviews
The Miss Cowbell Pageant, the biggest event in town, is about to start. Being South Park, it will involve crossdressing, whorish little sisters, gender politics, sabotage, and a grand prize of 10,000 dollars. And, of course, Jesus.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,373 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Kenny M., Wendy Testaburger
Chance of Showers reviews
Wendy doesn't get why Bebe takes such long showers. Bebe is more than happy to explain. WendyBebe, femmeslash, oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Bebe S., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Turning Japanese reviews
Bebe talks about Stan and Wendy. She's not happy. Onesided femmeslash. Song fic of "Turning Japanese" by the Vapors.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Bebe S., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Haikus Suck reviews
The kids work on an assignment. No pairings.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
The Truth? reviews
Pinocchio has a little problem... oneshot, drabble
Shrek - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
The Masochism Tango reviews
Wendy forces Cartman to take a dance class. Oneshot. Songfic of The Masochism Tango by Tom Lehrer. CartmanXWendy.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Wendy's Secret Diary reviews
Wendy may be mature for her age, but she's still an eight year old girl. Follows the events of The List. Oneshot, Wendy's POV.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Wendy Testaburger - Complete
I Love Candy reviews
A random Halloween themed fic. As promised for the readers of the Miss Cowbell Pageant. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Complete
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