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Author has written 3 stories for Incarnations of Immortality, Sonic the Hedgehog, and Kung Fu Panda.

HELLO IF youR READING THIS Moslt LIKElY YOUR ON MY PROFILE WELL getTHE FUCK OUTA ERE haha just kiding well sorry to tell you this but i couldnt right a story to save my life and if i could i mostlikley wouldnt wright it for you people.so dont excpect anything any time soon so how are you ha you cant reply to that so ha

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okay so a litlle about my self i was born in craziemotherfuck vile i was named after cause i was the craziest one there so they decided to name me that but then i was thrown into a river by another crazie fuck but he was second craziest so he wanted my title so i dissapeared for a while then i reapered you wana know why all the stupid boy bands broke up that was my fault hahaha if you like nsync you blow but then i was bored whith bands so i went on to politics where i got bill clinton into office just so i could humiliate him whith those pictures of him and the women then i got bush into office i was going to humiliate him but they found my secret compartment in the white house and threw me out so your stuck whith bush then i met my friends shr, whiley, and ugen, and i got a girl friend named flora, and we decided to save the world from binladin but i tried talking to bush and he wouldnt listen so we formed team CRAZIEMOUTHERFUCKS then we went to iraq and made binladin disapear off the earth thats why no one can find him hes sixfeet under anyway we then went back to america and settled down and destroyed more boy bands then we decided to become corny super heroes and save the world some more and that didnt go to well so we decided that it was useless so i went off and toook over a pack of werewolves and we are planning on taking over iceland because it is the perfect place for playing fetch then i killed my evil twin and now i live in iceland well thats my story and im sticking to it if you doubt me i will put a hit on you in our werewolf mofia so shut up got it and i will send them mark my words





HEIGHT: 5'9"

FURCOLOR: brown but in the sun it looks redish

AGE: 19

bio: he was raised by his mom and dad till he was 12 then his dad did an experiment where he put a demon into him and he killed them both then he was shiped off to a boarding school for wizards in training[no not hogwarts and he was held there he was signed up to become a cleric but actually he wanted to learn the art of the samurai and the art of the ninja so he learned some things untill he couldnt stand it and made a run for it he went to japan and found a ninja vilage [no not naruto and started his training there he became a weapons master and made a sword [that he found on the walll of these ancient ruins that looked like a snowboard and you could ride like it and it would ride on any surface as long as he used aura [ or life force to do it after he became a ninja weapons master he left to find a samurai master thus he went on a journey discovering that werewolves exist and that they can acctually control themselves and the whole legend was way over blown unfortunatley because of this discovery he had to become one[like thats actually bad yeah right and he also got a girl friend there he finally found a samurai master who tought him the ways of the samurai thus he became awesome he then went and joined a rescue team whith his girl friend and found two magical gauntlets that alowed him to turn aura into an explosive ball the size of a b ball[ hell yeah b ball rules BITCHES and thats his life so far so fuck off now no really get the fuck out hahahaha oh my god GET OUT

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Sonic's Insane Life by InuSonishaUnlimited reviews
Rated R for lots of sex and language and other things, so if you don't like that, turn away. Okay, so this is a story about utter insanity in Sonic's life. Various women, random Eggman attacks and craziness all around here! There is no rhyme or reason for anything so don't look for it! If you decide to read, enjoy! SonicxRouge Chapter 56 Up finally!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 169,700 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 4/16/2007 - [Sonic, Rouge]
Darkside of a hero by Anthony the dreamer reviews
Sonic and Blaze defeated both eggmen. They are both sent back to their own worlds and both realize they have feelings for each other. But a dark secret threatens to destroy everything. The story is now officially in progress once again yay! The brainstorming process has begun and the first new chapter in over 5 I think it is years is now under way stay tuned for the finale.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,738 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Sonic, Blaze
The Calm Before the Storm by AkaneKitty reviews
As Razor gives Felina a meaningful gift, Feral meets with an interesting visitor from his past. Meanwhile, Gabriel continues his mission.
SWAT Kats - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,366 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Jake C./Razor, Felina F. - Complete
Me, Myself, Sonic and I by LZ reviews
The adventure continues as Sonic is confronted by a cashier mafia, bloodthirsty fan characters, and the evil paperclip wielding authoress. Then Sonic must face his greatest challenge of all: his wedding!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,657 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Sonic
Sheer Heart Attack by MetalChickCrisis2040 reviews
What happens when Urahara turns Ichigo over to train with Kukaku and Yoruichi? Well, read and find out! R&R Please! Rated M for later chapters.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,818 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Ichigo K., Yoruichi S.
Candy by Chaobaby95 reviews
Amy tricks Sonic into getting her to her house! Now he's stuck there and doesn't know what to do. And then, something unexpected happens.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,093 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Amy, Sonic - Complete
A Little Bit of Payback by RenzoKtarl reviews
Aisha and Gene...ever wondered what it'd be like if Aisha got revenge on Gene for all those times he insulted her...well this is it. In the kinkiest way possible contains explicit sexual activities and a lot of swearing. Created by Anny and me.
Outlaw Star - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,049 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Aisha C., Gene S.
Haemophagia by The Real Syko reviews
The girls go downtown one day, but there is a biological accident and they bring a virus back to the house. Now someone feasts on the blood of others by night but who?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,521 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Complete
Green Eye by LZ reviews
A cliched fiction where Amy tries to make Sonic jealous. He doesn't realize it and tries to make her jealous and blah... blah blah... anyway, check out the sequel, it'll be up soon.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,774 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/25/2007 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Sonic, Amy - Complete
Massive Gear by Twilight-Prince1002 reviews
A story based on Sonic Riders and my first video game fanfiction. The Sonic team are taking a break when Jet and the Babylon Rouges challenge them to a race. Things get different when Amy finds a strange Gear that bestows her a power unlike any other...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,969 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Amy, Sonic - Complete
Me, Myself, and Sonic by LZ reviews
Sonic moves into my house with his pals. This is the story of their adventures while under my roof. Will they ever escape? It's over, you can take it off your story alert now
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 67,975 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Sonic - Complete
Secret Ingredient by DynoStretch reviews
When Sonic finds Blaze injured after a fight against her nemesis, she refuses his help. What will Sonic have to do to cool down this fiery cat? Oneshot story.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,271 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Sonic, Blaze - Complete
Death's Last day by Rubber-duckiesofdoom reviews
One-shot. Probably rated a bit higher than it should, but I'm just being careful. What was Zane's predecesor doing on his last day alive? And why was his cloak unzipped? Pretty good, it's worth it I think.
Incarnations of Immortality - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Complete
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The Reality of Things reviews
What do you want me to tell you its a story thats kinda weird im bad
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Tigress
My Sonic Fanfic reviews
Well its as the title says my Fanfic its about the only one i really tried on so rate and if you feel like flaming BRING ON YOUR WORST FLAME ME TURN ME INTO THE BURNIGN MAN MWAHAHAHA
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Sonic
CHAOS! reviews
uh just someting i thought of i dont care what you say just review so i can continue or not
Incarnations of Immortality - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/23/2007