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Author has written 6 stories for Naruto.
I finally decided to update and vastly condense my profile. It was fun, but it just isn't who I am anymore. I certainly appreciate fanfiction, but I'll admit that I don't often read or write it these days. Generally, I think that it is a great way to immortalize something you appreciate, or even add to a storyline that you feel is lacking. I maintain that for some shows/novels, it is impossible to effectively make a truly fantastic piece of media any better than it already is.
Name: Well you can call me Lyx (my newly official "professional" writing name), Viotox, Vi... Or just make something up XD
Gender: Female (I find most yaoi authors are, but I really respect the male ones)
Orientation: Bisexual, nowadays (not really sure why you needed to know, but whatevs)
Other Account With Stories: VioletIntoxication (adultfanfiction.net; my stories are all consistently posted on each site, though, so there isn't much of a point to even check it).
Best quote ever: "If love doesn't have a race, age, or color, then what makes you think it has a gender?"
Another fantastic quote that comes from a reliable source and defines my lifetime mission to protect equal rights: "Of liberty I would say that, in the whole plenitude of its extent, it is unobstructed action according to our will. But rightful liberty is unobstructed action according to our will within limits drawn around us by the equal rights of others. I do not add 'within the limits of the law,' because law is often but the tyrant's will, and always so when it violates the right of an individual." -Thomas Jefferson (eat that, Republican bitches)
As I said before, my profile has been vastly condensed, but it still might be a bit long, so feel free to wander through or skip it altogether :)
Point of interest, I use semicolons way too much.
Concerning Crashing Memories:
There is an end in sight, so just hang on for a bit longer! I don't know how many chapters I'll end up with, but I'm trying to be done by the end of summer. Also, let me know via PM or review if you have any plot suggestions or thoughts. That includes things such as grammatical errors, plot discrepancies (sometimes I forget exactly what I wrote .'), or random details that you think should be revisited or played upon further.
I no longer take requests (not that I really did any anyway :3), as I am far too detached from anime and fanfiction as of late. I'm going to try and finish the stories I've started, but that's about it.
Humor that I got from other random people's profiles (and a few favorite quotes of my own):
"I really have no response to that. The last I checked, Sarah Palin is not much of an expert on nuclear issues" -President Barack Obama
Brad: "I outrank you."
Most people don't use their tongues to say hello... Or I guess they do, but... -Spike (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
A masochist, sadist, murderer, pyromaniac, zoophile, and necrophiliac were all sitting on a bench together bored out of their minds. To break the silence the zoophile spoke up, "Let's have sex with a cat."The sadist spoke, "Let's have sex with a cat and then torture it." The murderer spoke, "Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, then kill it." The necrophiliac got excited and spoke. "Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it, then have sex with it again." The pyromaniac spoke next, "Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again, then burn it." They all fell quiet. The masochist then sheepishly smiled at them and said, "Meow."
If you've ever attempted alchemy by clapping your hands or drawing an array, copy and paste this into your profile.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left
"Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies."--Willie Wonka (Johnny Depp), Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge.
If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
To know death, Otto, you have to fuck life...in the gall bladder! - Baron Frankenstein, Flesh For Frankenstein (hilarious/gory/pornographic/awkward/awesome movie, but what else can you expect from Andy Warhol?)
Don’t knock on death’s door…ring the doorbell and run. He hates that.
You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.
Last night I was looking up at the stars wondering... WHERE THE HECK IS MY CEILING?
This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V." -V, V For Vendetta (Hugo Weaving)
You laugh now, but will you be laughing when I crawl out from under your bed?
I don't need to 'get a life'... I'm a gamer, I have lots of lives.
Save water; shower together.
(bumper sticker) This delinquent is having sex with your honor student.
"Speaking of which, if you're particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this: this is Vicodin. It's mine! You can't have any! And no, I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem... but who knows? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too stoned to tell." --Dr. Gregory House, House, M.D.
Drugs; my anti... Wait no that's not right...
I'm not rude; I'm playing House. (as in the M.D. ha ha...)
Rearrange the letters in Sasuke and you get "uke ass"... sexy, huh?
Hey go and take this quiz! When I first created my profile, I was in the 5th circle, Wrathful and Moody, and now I'm in the Violent 7th circle... How things change, haha.
And take the quiz at semeuke.com as well...
I am fully aware that the following stereotype list is on everyone and their dog's profiles, hence it should be on mine as well... Anyway, the bolded ones fit me. And there really are quite a bit...
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
Here's a list of my favorite pairings, just in case you were wondering:
Itachi x Sasuke - Quite possibly my all time favorite pairing. The best fics are where Sasuke finally realizes that Itachi killed the entire clan so that he could have him all to himself. Once again I like the story to start out with the rape of poor little Sasuke (I am way too obsessed with such things happening to him, I know), and then take a violent turn towards the ultimate masochistic passion that neither have ever experienced with another. Itachi is best as seme, but i have read a few AU fics where Sasuke was a wonderful seme. I think of those as exceptions to the rule, though. Honestly, Uchihacest fics come in all different styles and universes, and I love almost all of them; really they just have to be fucking and I'm happy XD
Orochimaru x Sasuke - I am most attached to fics where the sex is rape at first until Sasuke finally realizes how much he wants the snake to fuck him into complete indifference and oblivion. Of course, Orochimaru will always be seme.
Gaara x Sasuke - Totally hot. Not much is better than the emo boys makin love... Just kidding, that sounded pretty creepy (but it's true) Anyway, I do love the pairing.
Neji x Sasuke - Another good pairing, but definitely tied with GaaSasu. Two supposed prodigies together is just nice...
Kabuto x Sasuke - Purrrrrrr... Lovely. Kabuto makes the best seme, but that probably has something to do with the fact that I just can't get enough of Sasuke being controlled... I like almost all circumstances, but I have to admit bribes are definitely the best way to go (for any and all pairings, by the way...).
Kakashi x Sasuke - Ooh... The whole teacher x student scandal... I love it.
Naruto x Sasuke - Honestly I'm just getting a little sick of it... There are way way too many out there. I mean, come one people, you really need to focus on the more likely pairings (like OroSasu or ItaSasu, for example...). I just don't see it ever happening; Sasuke can find a better fuck-buddy. But now, two Naruto's... Ha ha well kagebunshin use changes everything...
Kyuubi x Sasuke - So so addicting! I mean, really, whoever thought beastiality could be so damn appealing?
Suigetsu x Sasuke - Such an under-appreciated pairing... People seriously need to write more on the subject; I mean it was practically implied in the manga anyway...
Madara x Sasuke - Yay new pairing!! This first occurred to me when Sasuke woke up after he killed Itachi and he was all tied up... That was so hot! I know I'm not the only who was like, "Whoa... Did he just get molested?" ha ha... Well yeah but I know this pairing isn't very big yet (like half the fans aren't even to shippuden, let alone well into the manga), but I still quite like it... Maybe a fic I write will be one of the first!
Pein x Sasuke - A new addiction of mine... Even if (SPOILER) Pein is dead, AU fics are totally up for grabs... And his piercings leave so many naughty possibilities XD
Almost all other pairings I either despise, think of as ludicrous, or just don't gain pleasure from reading. I mean, one day I came across a Konohamaru and Sasuke fic; WHAT THE FUCK! When have they even formally met, people?! But anyway, I can appreciate ones with other random pairings; I just would rather focus on fics that are Sasuke-centric. Most of the fics I will continue to create will be OroSasu, ItaSasu, and/or just SasUKE in general. Seriously, if anyone in Naruto is together, it's one of those pairs. We all know that Orochimaru wants Sasuke's body; just for what purpose? Muhuahahahahaha... But even better, lets think about all the fun tricks Orochimaru can pull with that extra long tongue of his... cough cough prostate exam...
Anyway, above all else, Yaoi should include lemon or at least graphic lime.
Latest Obsessions... So usually I don't like any yaoi aside from Naruto because I think that is pretty much the only plot that is severely lacking, but now I'm getting into a few more categories... For example, I'm now totally addicted to RikUKE (lol Riku from Kingdom Hearts as uke XD) as well as Allen from D. Gray Man as uke... So damn hot!!
Oh and I BLOODY FUCKING HATE OC's! I absolutely loath them. The beauty of fanfiction is manipulating the characters we all know and love; if you want to create your own, then... grrrr... actually, just don't. The worst ones are where the lame-ass author tries to weave the character in so that it's like they were there with everyone all along! Ooh or the absolutely most pathetic fics are when the FUCKING AUTHOR tries to write herself (usually male authors are not like that... hmmm... can you say fanGIRL?) into it and have a love affair with a character. LAME LAME LAME! Ehem. Anyway, the single exception could be random minor characters with only background purpose. Still, I don't like them... (in FANfiction, anyway; obviously original slash pairings are simply wonderful)
And now for a few of my favorite things... For the sake of your sanity, dear reader, I've restricted myself to the top five in each category.
Here's a little breakdown of the fics I have posted:
'Always' was a birthday present for my friend RowanWolf, and, unfortunately, was a bit rushed... 'Crashing Memories' is my pride and joy that I've been writing forever; it's ongoing, of course. Recently I've added a couple of oneshots as well... And then there's 'At Last'. In short, GO REVIEW!!