Talvana
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Joined 09-15-07, id: 1377058, Profile Updated: 07-22-11
Author has written 11 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, Doctor Who, and Hunger Games.

MEET THE AUTHOR

Hi! I'm Talvana! Or at least that's what you can call me! I love to write so when I found out about this place I was so excited. Anyway, I love the books "Twilight" "Harry Potter" "Eragon" and "Narnia." Pretty much the fantasy books. And I love "Pirates of the Caribbean" and Captain Jack Sparrow, he's cute, funny, and cute! Not to say that Will isn't cute also but he's Elizabeth's. Oh, and Wolf's Rain, I love it a little too much. (and yes, Tassel630, I "cursed" you with an obssession too. SO WHAT?! You love Kiba!) And my fav musical movie ever is Sweeney Todd! I love Tim Burton and I WILL play Mrs. Lovett one day. She's pretty much my dream role as an actress. Anyway, this website is a good start for me because I am a young author, I hope to be a published author one day (that statment most likely goes for most others on fanfiction so yeah) but for now I'm just working on my series here and there. It's a fantasy series called "Tisarea." And I've also written and am still sort of writting a novel called "Dreams and Drama" which is a 100 true story that started as a fun short story to remember something funny that happened in my life but it was fun to write and it became my dairy and even though I may never even try to publish it, it feels good to have a book over 200 pages written and still going. Anyway, I'll shut up now! Read my fanfics and comment please!

DISCLAIMER

Also, some of my fanfics (my early ones) don't have disclaimers because I kind of forgot, my others do and will but, for the record - I don't own "Twilight" or "Harry Potter" and no money is being made from my fanfics, just fun!

FOR THE FANS

And now, Thank You to everyone who has read/reviewed/alerted/favorited my fanfics! And just so you know, VVS (Videogames, Vampire Style!) was originally going to be a one chapter thing but a big thanks goes out to all who reviewed the first chapter telling me that they want more. Just like "Twilight!" Glad you all still love it and if you want to suggest things for future chapters, send them in reviews because I am open for ideas! And the fourth chapter is on it's way, as you can see under the COMING ATTRACTIONS below! See what else is coming to Talvana Pictures! Big thanks to everyone! Keep on writing!

Now then...ahem...

NOW SHOWING at Talvana Pictures:

Edward vs Mike A "Twilight" fanfic

Videogames, Vampire Style! A "Twilight" fanfic

Lily, did you know? A "Harry Potter" fanfic - a song to the tune of "Mary, did you know?"

What WOULD Have Happened If Narcissa Was Evil A "Harry Potter" fanfic

Pirates of the Caribbean Questionnaire A "Pirates of the Caribbean" fanfic

Twilight Questionnaire A"Twilight" fanfic

Voldemort Takes Therapy A "Harry Potter" fanfic

COMING SOON to Talvana Pictures:

Videogames, Vampire Style! A "Twilight" fanfic - Chapter Four

Pirates of the Questionnaire A "Pirates of the Caribbean" fanfic - new Chapter

Twilight Questionnaire A "Twilight" fanfic - new Chapter

Voldemort Takes Therapy A "Harry Potter" fanfic - Chapter Six

Leave It To Weasley A "Harry Potter" fanfic - a new series

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When Things Go Slightly Wrong by Ninja C reviews
A series of short stories about when things go slightly awry in the Harry Potter world. No particular era, plot, characters, or pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 22,426 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 8/20/2007
Bubbles by Ninja C reviews
Lily loves bubbles. James loves Lily. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Deepest Fear by Forest Archer reviews
No one ever thought Jack would learn the dangers of an excess of rum, or the risk of bedding down in Tortuga. But he's about to find that the biggest danger in the world is in fact women, and the strange creatures they produce that are somehow his fault.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
101 Ways to Defeat the Dark Lord by Tassel630 reviews
101 ways Deathly Hallows might have ended, had J.K. Rowling felt a bit more... shall we say... strange. Series of unrelated oneshots. Some OOC. Hence 'Parody'. TEMPORARY HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Voldemort
You Can Bet On Me by broadwaymbw reviews
Ever wonder what exactly happened to Alice Cullen? This is her story, beginning with her debutante days, and going 'til she falls in love and meet the Cullens! Please R&R... AxJ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,841 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
The Lone Wolf by Tassel630 reviews
-Pickup from Zukaddy- "My heart sank through my stomach like a leaden weight, pulling my mood down with it. 'I, uh, met you last night,' I finished lamely. And I fell in love with you last night, too. " OC imprinting story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,792 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Complete
Notes by musical-gerbil reviews
What do our favourite Twilight characters do when they're bored during class? Why, pass notes of course!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,145 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 11/9/2006
Harry Potter: Hero or Hothead? by a little erratic reviews
A wrestling ring in the Great Hall? People randomly dying and returning? Malfoy obsessed with lip gloss? And WHO is Chauncy? These questions and confusion shalt all be cleared up. All you have to do is click the little blue words above this summary. DO IT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,799 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Harry P., Cho C.
The Lone Wolf by Zukaddy reviews
Ashton's mother is a drug and alcohol addict, and his father is gay. When he gets sick of his life in Texas, he sets off for his mother's side of the family to learn his Native American past. What he finds there is what he least expects: werewolves.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Complete
Handcuffs by Kimmy1901 reviews
What will happen when Jacob and Edward get handcuffed together with cuffs they can't break? Chapter two is dedicated to Jennifer KAMIKAZE with the injured nose
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 23,553 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Complete
Cheza Has a Problem by SilverAkita reviews
Very short 3 chap. fic created out of boredom. It will only take you a minute to read, so please R&R. Might get more chapters later.
Wolf's Rain - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/13/2007 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Complete
Wolfs Rain Questionaire by Ivy-thewolfrider reviews
Come on in and ask your favorite characters any question you'd like in your reviews.
Wolf's Rain - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/8/2007
Saving Face by Crystal Remnant reviews
There’s a fine line between stupidity and the cliché. Join Bella, Edward and Jacob as they walk this line with blatant disregard for the rules of nature, time, space and reality.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 9/5/2007
Potter Puppet Pals: The Mysterious Voice by The Lightning Knight reviews
My sister wrote this. It's a Potter Puppet Pals story. It's still funny if you haven't seen Potter Puppet Pals, though.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2007
What's At Steak by Crystal Remnant reviews
[Pun fully intended] Jacob has a master plan to be rid of Edward. Edward just wants Jacob to go away...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Complete
Shenanigans by Amber'n'Bronze reviews
Edward and Emmett's hysterical St. Patrick's Day adventures.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,797 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Complete
Jacob Black Buys a New Pair of Socks by Rhiann reviews
Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 63 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
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So Human reviews
Characters: Eleven, Human Ten and Rose Tyler. Taking place sometime during his Eleventh life, the Doctor cannot resist the chance to see Rose and his other self when the opportunity presents itself. Possibly not a one shot...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/9/2012 - 11th Doctor, Rose T.
In His Arms reviews
Taking place after the end of Mockingjay but before the epilogue, Peeta still fights through what remains of his hijacked brain. When nightmares plague him, only Katniss can reach him.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
His Untold Tale reviews
A story left unknown that tells of one Severus Snape who always loved Lily Evans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
The Secret Unwritten Diary of a TARDIS reviews
From when they first met, the TARDIS's side of their story.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/26/2011 - TARDIS, 11th Doctor
Pirates of the Caribbean Questionnaire reviews
Send in questions to the characters of POTC threw reviews and they shall be answered!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,146 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
Twilight Questionnaire reviews
Send in questions threw reviews to the Twilight characters and they will be answered! My friends Ninja C and Tassel630 are helping me with this! They get just as much credit! Check out their stuff! They rock!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
Voldemort Takes Therapy reviews
We all know dear old Voldey needs help, well now he's going to get it! It's fun, it's random, it's what I do!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,180 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Videogames, Vampire Style! reviews
This is something odd, something interesting, something...wonderfully random! Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/23/2007 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Complete
What WOULD Have Happened If Narcissa Was Evil reviews
If Narcissa had said Harry was alive in the forest, what would have happened? This is short, random, stupid, not wellwritten, and the characters don't act like themselves that much. But hey, I was bored.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Lily, did you know? reviews
I suggest you hear the song Mary, did you know? before reading this. Someone else, I repeat, SOMEONE ELSE, made this youtube thing and THEY made lyrics for the song to be Lily, did you know? I made MY OWN lyrics for it! THEY get credit for the idea.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Lily Evans P., Harry P. - Complete
Edward vs Mike reviews
Mike challeges Edward to a bunch of contests and Emmett is loving it! Please send me reviews on what ya think! It's my first! So, be gentle.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Edward, Mike - Complete