DarkflamesAsh
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Joined 09-15-07, id: 1377240, Profile Updated: 12-25-11
Author has written 29 stories for Death Note, Count Cain: God Child, Naruto, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, House, M.D., Repo! The Genetic Opera, NCIS, Psych, White Collar, Misc. Tv Shows, Matrix, Burn Notice, Alice in Wonderland, Boston Legal, Glee, Supernatural, and Once Upon a Time.

Name: Darkflames Ash

Age: 22

Birthdate: Now that's none of your business is it?

Favorite things: Lollipops, popsicles, and my little sister Darkcoal.

Favorite Book: Good Omens

Least Favorite book: BLASPHEMY! There is no such thing!(unless it's non-fiction, i'm sorry, but I just fall asleep. It's not that I don't like them it's that I can't read them)

Current Favorite Show: Doctor Who and Torchwood(it has such lovely Male on Male kissing scenes...Ah the power of Yaoi :P)

Style: Depends on my mood. Don't like it? Then skip it.

Favorite way of pairing: Male on Male. Shoo Shoo with your flames I don't care.

Least Favorite Pairing: Erik/Christine from Phantom of the Opera, why? Because Christine comes off like a scheming little ho and I want Erik to be with someone who likes him because he's genius like...oh I don't know...maybe Raul or my original character Ray?(P.S. This story has not been posted or written quite. I apologize if you arrived at this rant due to google, i feel your pain, keep it real!:P)

Favorite Movies: Die Hard, Oscar, Demolition Man, The Dark Knight, and the Slyvester Stallone movie where he's a Judge and he says "I am de law!" :\ Don't Judge ME! I just like Explosions. Is that so wrong?

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READ THIS AND REPOST IF YOU THINK THE SAME WAY I DO!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong.

My name is Lucifer
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is Lucifer
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me
Now i roam the underworld,
to help those in need.
I may seem evil,
but i'm not.
And if you read this
and don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
AOne heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all i ask you to do
Is pass this on!
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

I'm emo so I must cut my wrists
I'm not like everyone else so I must be a loser
I speak my mind so I must be a bitch
I'm overweight so I must have a problem with self-control
I don't have a religion, so I must not have morals
I'm a democrat so I must not believe in being responsible
I am a liberal so I must be gay
I'm southern so I must be white trash
I wear a lot of skirts so I must be a slut
I'm a punk so I must do drugs
I am young so I must be naive
I wear black so I must be a goth
I'm a white girl so I must be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I dye my hair crazy colors so I must be looking for attention
I dress in unusual ways so I must be looking for attention
I wear what I want so I must be a poser
I have a german heritage so I must be a Nazi

I hang out with Gays so I must be Gay too
I'm a virgin so I must be a prude
I'm a female gamer so I must be ugly or crazy
I'm bi so I must think every person I see is hot

I don't like the sun so I must be albino
I have a lot of friends so I must love to drink and party

Repost this if you believe stereotyping is wrong Bold in what you are or just put them down

Flame me, and I'll use it to roast marshmallows to the point of bursting into flames and then throw it away. I only pay attention to constructive criticism. So be helpful or back off.

An Invitation For Provocation by synonomy reviews
Light craves a new kind of reaction from L, and is determined to get it. By any means necessary.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,297 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
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The One That Got Away reviews
So, this is a side story to Mr. Gold's Treasure. It's a song fic I guess? Drabbles done to the song The One That Got Away by Katy Perry, and it pretty much explains most of my head cannon for Mr.Gold/OC
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,581 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Mr Gold's Treasure reviews
Mr. Gold waited 5 years. 5 years she had been gone and now she waltzes back in like nothings changed. And thank god, god bless Emma Swan for bringing her back to him. Mr. Gold/OC. NOT MARY SUE IT'S JUST MR.GOLD! Please give this a chance. Ch.26 now up
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,205 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold
Mr Gold's Kiss reviews
Some fluffy angsty stuff involving my OC/Mr. Gold. This is in the past before the story, and yes it involves a kiss. Please Read and Review.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold
Gold Angst reviews
Involves my OC/Mr. Gold filled with Cute scenes and angst.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold
Christmas with Gold reviews
Mr. Gold's awkward and adorable Christmas moments with the the girl with no name. Only dialogue, please enjoy and Merry Christmas.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold
Sin and hunting for Death reviews
Dean and Sam are sent on a trip to look for a few ingredients for a spell. A spell to summon Death for a woman called Sin. Who has promised Dean the one thing he wants more than anything. Dean/Castiel eventually. Death/OC.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,761 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Dean W., Castiel
Death and Sin's pillow talk reviews
A series of conversations between Sin and Death over the centuries. Enjoy the fluffiness. Anything not marked as DeathXSin can be taken as anyone speaking. Sin is my OC.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Death
Pucks Messages reviews
Puck is sexting someone else at the same time as Santana. But who oh who could it be?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Puck, Kurt H.
Slut for Authority reviews
Alan Shore once said he was a slut for authority. Brad thought it was just a joke. Rated M.
Boston Legal - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Complete
Gibbs meets the twins reviews
Ok, so I think most shippers have read Dirty Tony and I remember. Well, here's how my twins Ren and Izzy meet Gibbs and Tony. Ok case is some sailor committed suicide or did he? And who are the adorable little twin witness'. Gibbs/Tony slash will be later
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,669 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Gilroy's dinner time reviews
A oneshot involving Gilroy inviting Michael out to dinner, but what are his intentions? Read&Review. Now is a chapter story. Thank you.
Burn Notice - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,186 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Michael W.
Busy Day for Hatter reviews
A normal day in Hatter's life. AU OOC HatterXStayne. Based on the new movie. funny fic. Rated M for safety and funny sex scenes.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/11/2010
The Hatter's Meal reviews
Stayne delivers a meal to the Mad Hatter. This is a one-shot based off the new movie.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,463 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2010
Naughty Neal reviews
Neal/Peter. After Kate left all Neal had left was Peter. What did anyone expect except this soul-destroying act? lol My OC twins write a naughty story about Naughty Neal. Now with Chapter 4! COMPLETE!
White Collar - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,812 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
A NCIS Christmas
Tony and Gibbs spend Christmas together. Gibbs/Tony fluff
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Dirty Tony reviews
lol, Just like it says. Tony is very dirty in a bathroom with Gibbs. Tibbs fic. One-shot
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,413 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Shassie Cuddling reviews
Shawn and Lassie cuddle after a gunshot wound to Shawn. lol wrote this before the season finale. This should have been in there.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Shawn S., Carlton L.
Wilson's New Apartment reviews
Set right after the latest episode. If you haven't seen it, beware! Spoilers inside. . Leave comments
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Slashy time reviews
Ok, Clean House Fanfiction based around Mark Brunetz and Matt Iseman...Yeah...so lots of slash inside. Wrote the first 2 chapters in one day....
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,387 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 11/16/2009
Random Pairings 101 reviews
Just like the story says. First pairing is Morpheus and Smith. The rest are Smith/Neo.
Matrix - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Smith, A., Neo - Complete
Shawn's Turn reviews
Dirty Shawn and Lassie time, please thank the twins by leaving a comment. Shawn/Lassie Hawt man-sexing
Psych - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Shawn S., Carlton L.
I'm no different reviews
Sort of a sequel to "Why am I different?" but both can be read seperatly, angsty House and comforting Wilson, um.... SPOILERS FOR SEASON 5 FINALE. Thank you and please R&R. And if you like please read my other stories too.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Loki and Luigi reviews
The norse god Loki makes a deal with Pavi and gets Luigi to fall in love with him. Now Loki and Luigi just have to deal with everyone else in the world. There will be smexing in this story. Luigi/OMC : R&R please
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,229 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Luigi, Pavi
I Remember reviews
A short ficlet based off of a youtube video I've been watching for like two days straight and so I wrote this. Slashy waters ahead, YAR! Gibbs/DiNozzo Jethro/Tony Jethro thinks Tony's acting wierd
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
What makes me different? reviews
House gets Angsty and sad after *SPOILER* a certian person goes away. *Spoiler* Wilson comforts him. Not really slashy.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/8/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
150 Drabbles Challenge
Love, Laughter, fluff, angst, and character deaths. 150 Drabbles with varying pairings. I hope you enjoy mostly centered around Joker/OC does have Scarecrow/OMC Batman/? Um...Based around TDK movies. Hope you like. Please R&R! Love y'all! *needs a beta*
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,130 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 9/18/2008
Complicated Simplicity reviews
A very complex story that I've thought out involving lots of impossible pairings...but there will be slash. And I created my own characters and broke some rules...please read it...I like comments. Rated M for safety...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,150 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Minato N., Orochimaru
A Judas Kiss reviews
BEWARE! Spoilers inside. RiffxCain. I thought of this after reading Volume 7. Very short poem. Rating subject to change...
Count Cain: God Child - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007
The Pain of Light reviews
THIS HAS SPOILERS! RUN AWAY! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! P.S. slight slashiness if you squint really hard....Rated T for a death...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Light Y., L