Author has written 10 stories for Naruto.
Name: Call me Fluffy
Age: in my teenage years
Gender: Female... hence the "queen" in QUEENJJ123ABCRESPECTBABY
Favorite Pairings: My OTP is SasuNaru! -squeals- but I'm good with AnyonexNaruto... or Sasux?xNaruto... hehe
'It is well that war is terrible, else we would get too fond of it.' -Robert E. Lee
'War is capitalism with gloves off.' -Tom Stoppard
'You no more win a war than you win an earthquake.' -Jeannette Rankin
'The point of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his.' (Thank you Stavi!)
'Don't think of it as being outnumbered, think of it as a wide target selection.' (once again, thanks stavi!)
'Sometimes we put walls around us, not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.' -Dr. House (?)
'Just when you think things can't get any worse, they do. I've learned life is like an hourglass. Sooner or later, everything hits rock bottom. All you have to do is be patient and wait for someone to turn everything back around.' -Davis H.
'When you stop fighting, you stop living. We all need that thing that's worth fighting for; maybe it's a certain someone, or a special place, maybe just an idea. So find your fight and fight like hell 'til your battle is won.' -anonymous
'Hell has no fury like a woman's scorn.' -X-men the last stand
" 'Why won't you die?-!'
'Because, Mr. Creedy, behind this mask, there is more than flesh. Behind this mask is an idea. And ideas, Mr. Creedy are bulletproof.' -V for Vendetta
'Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone when you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good!' -anonymous
'I used to have super powers, but my therapist took them away' -anonymous
'My imaginary friend thinks you have problems.' -anonymous
'I take three shots to the head, live laugh love, then i'm dead' -'lil wayne
'Love isn't what makes the world go round, it makes the ride worthwhile.' -anonymous
'Someone is looking up to you. Don't let them down.' -anonymous
'IMAGINATION!' -Spongebob Squarepants
'Believe it! Dattebayo!.' -Naruto Uzamaki
'Hn...' -Sasuke Uchiha (my personal favorite! XP)
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
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Its Called ... therapy!
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I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
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I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
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My name is Sarah,
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen,
I cannot see...
I must be stupid...
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong,
or else I'm locked up
all the day long.
When I'm a wake I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
my folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
one whipping tonight.
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car!
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse.
My name he calls,
I press myself
against the wall.
I try and hide,
from his evil eyes.
I'm so afraid no,
I'm sradishing to cry.
He finds me weeping.
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me,
and yells at me more.
I finally get free.
And I run for the door.
He already locked it,
and I sradish to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
with my bones nearly broken,
and my daddy continues
with more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!" I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
again and again.
Oh please God have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
and heads for the door.
While I lay there motionless,
sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah.
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
MORE CHILD ABUSE!
Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
locked in an attic
her only friend
was a littly toy bear
it was old and worn out
and had patches of hair
She always talked to it
when no one's around
she lays there and hugs it
not a peep of sound
Until her parents
unlock the door
some more and more pain
she'll have to endure
A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear
and softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die
She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"PLease God, why is
my life always sinking?"
Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did
Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly
grabbed for a blad
it was sharp and pointy
one that she made
She thrust the blade
Right in her chest
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"
The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dieing
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying
Police showed up
At teh small little house
Then quickly barged in
everything quiet as a mouse
One officer slowly
opened a door
to find the little girl
lying on the floor
It must have been bad
to go through so much harm
But at least she died
with her best friend in her arms...
Child Abuse happens every day for some children around the world! We all have to do our part to stop this crime!
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Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile!
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Something I copied off someone's profile... sadly, i forgot who's was it...
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your
4. When people say "it's always the last place you
5. When people say while watching a film "did
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"...
7. When something is 'new and improved!'.
8. When people say "life is short". What??
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks