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Joined 09-16-07, id: 1377823, Profile Updated: 01-04-12

Hello there again, my fellow fanfiction readers. I have decided to leave and come back because I don't like it. There's noting wrong with the site itsself but personally it's not for me. I will continue to update my stories and add new ones. New Planes will be taken off simply becuse it sucks.

Ok. It will be a while for my stories to be updated because when I try to edit them I get an error so if anyone has any suggestions please message them to me. I really want to update more than one of them.

Top Priority:

Akatsuki in America
Never Too Willing
Falling into Orochimaru's Hands
Akatsuki Manor

Winner of my Poll:

HidanxOC won! Give me a few days and it will be out and in the meantime, I will be taking off HidanxOC and you will all vote again! Woo

Also see my DeviantArt account.

DeviantArt - Crazyanimecookierawr


A new announcement for those who care. My sister also writes fanfiction and she doesn't want to make her own account here so I told her that she could post her stories on this account, too. Hopefully to bring in more people to read. I would love to start getting more hits and viewers and stuff. So, if you have an opinion about this message me with your thoughts. We will be deciphering who writes what story after she starts posting hers so, like I said, if you think yay or nay just let me know.

Also, I need some deviantartists... so If you are good with photoshop I would like to hear from you for an opportunity of sorts, maybe to boost your... art. Something like that. I want you to post pictures of your favorite stories of mine, particuarly Never to Willing (Hidan) because he is sexy and needs more naked pics of him. (lmfao) So... if you're looking for art reqests her is mine to you... or... if you want to do one of my other stories that is fine too. I would appreciate it very much just please message me beforehand. Please. I love you all. (I applaud your photoshoppy goodness because I couldn't do it to save my life.)

I don't know how to put this except bluntly. I WILL NOT be updating ANY of my stories any more than once every six months unless there have been at the least SIX reviews since the most recent update. If you want it faster you MUST review. The reasoning for six is because it is my lucky number. So that means if you don't know how many new reviews this story has gotten since it's last update, review anyway to be safe. I changed it to six months per update without review. There's a little motivation for ya. Don't get me wrong, I love publishing stories but you people just don't review enough and I like those better.

Go and check out my forums. There I have a request topic and a to do list where you can see what I am currently working on or thinking about starting. My request topic is NOT just for Naruto fics. If you want something else take a look at my Beta Profile and wat I will Beta is what I am willing to write.

I am also taking in Beta requests through DocX so if you are looking for a beta reader I will do what I can to help you though I won't beta stories that have already been published. I will, however read them and give opinions but I will not edit them for you if they are already on

The above THREE paragraphs will also be in the author's notes in my stories from now on for those people who have never been to my profile. I don't want to make it unfair.

Ways to find and talk to me: I love people talking to me! - search for crazyanimecookie I guess. I just started using it.

Favorite Quotes:

"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are" - Kurt Cobain

"If everyone in the world thought the same then no one would be doing much thinking" - Albert Einstein

"Huntin' humans ain't nothin' but nothin'. They all run like scared little rabbits. Run, rabbit, run. Run, rabbit. Run, rabbit. Run rabbit. Run, rabbit, run! RUN, RABBIT, RUN! " - Otis Driftwood (Bill Moseley)

"Why", you ask? "Why" is not the question. How? Now, that is a question worth examining. How could I, being born of such, uh... conventional stock, arrive a leader of the rebellion? An escapist from a conformist world, destined to find happiness only in that which cannot be explained? I brought you here for a reason, but unfortunately you and your sentimental minds are doing me no good! My brain is frozen. Locked! I have to break free from this culture of mechanical reproductions and the thick encrustations dying on the surface!" - Otis Driftwood (Bill Moseley)

"I hate fucked up families!" - Gandpa Hugo (Hose of 1000 Corpses)

"I make the chocolate! I make the chocolate! Where is that... guy with the stick?" - Bill Moseley (Devil's Rejects Bloopers)

"Believe it!" - Naruto

"You and I are the same. Both motivated by justice. Everyone feels the same when losing what is precious. You and I have both experienced that pain. You strive for your justice... and I for mine. Ordinary men driven to vengeance in the name of justice... such justice will just breed further vengeance... and a vicious cycle of hatred will be set in motion. Right now, I live in that cycle. I know the past and can foretell out future... it is the same as out history. I do not see people as anything other than petty creatures that will never be able to understand each other." - Pain (Naruto)

Put the song name that comes up as the answer to each question.

How am I feeling today?

Watching You Disappear - 32 Leaves

Will I get far in life?

Saving Grace - Tom Petty

How do my friends see me?

Iris - Goo Goo Dolls

Who will I marry?

Hit That - The Offspring (fucking lol)

What is my best friend's theme song?

On The Rooftop With Quaisimodo - Apocalyptica

What is the story of my life?

Bring Me To Life - Evanescence

What is highschool like?

Afterlife - Avenged Sevenfold

How can I get ahead in life?

Falling Down - Escape the Fate

What is the best thing about me?

Drain You - Nirvana

How is today going to be?

Click Click Boom - Saliva

What is in store for this weekend?

Oblivion - 30 Second to Mars

What song describes my parents?

I Don't Wanna Be In Love - Good Charlotte

To describe my grandparents?

Mortal Kombat Techno Remix

How is my life going?

Send the Pain Below - Chevelle

What song will they play at my funeral?

Until it Sleeps - Metallica

How does the world see me?

High Hopes - Pink Floyd

Will I have a happy life?

Buried Alive - Creature Feature

Will I have children?

Behind Blue Eyes - Limp Bizkit

What was my childhood like?

From The Inside - Linkin Park

What is some good advice for me?

Love Again - Cascada

How will I be remembered?

Everybody Hurts - R.E.M.

What is my signature dancing song?

Bad Blood - Escape the Fate

What is my current theme song?

Beer! - Psychostick

What does everyone else thing my theme is?

I Just Wanna Live - Good Charlotte

What song describes my mood right now?

Pushing Me Away - Linkin Park (no. not really. lol)

What song do I listen to when Im depressed?

The Crow and The Butterfly - Shinedown


High Hopes - Pink Floyd (it's on here twice)


Hidden Track - 30 Seconds to Mars


Blood on My Hands - 32 Leaves

What type of girls/guys do I go for?

Repeating Yesterday - As I lay Dying

What type goes for me?

My Last Breath - Evanescence

What should I be doing right now?

Bad Boy - Cascada

Gandpa Hugo's Story: (House of 1000 Corpses)

Gonna Tell you a little story...
Eat your wife's pussy...
I mean jam your face in it!
...he starts licking and chomping
on her pussy
and she's screamin'
and yellin' and she just...
The old battleaxe at home's
liable to crush my balls!
Would you be quiet?
You're gonna wake up grandma.

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Back to the Rabbit Hut by fang1108 reviews
When Baby was young she had a best friend. They shared everything. Mama loved her. She was meant to be family. Emily runs away after she kills her foster family, she comes back when she's older to take her rightful place as a Firefly. ocXotis M later on
House of 1000 Corpses/Devil's Rejects - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,760 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011
Survival of the Fittest by Breannahello reviews
What happens when 8 high school graduates take a road trip to Ruggsvile, Lots of blood, smut, gore, and ect. rating obvious reasons, there is a twist , R&R
House of 1000 Corpses/Devil's Rejects - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,474 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 6/25/2010
Mine and Mine Only by Philosophical Pandora reviews
Seven long grueling years of watching that beautiful little girl blossom into a breath-taking vixen and now he can't keep his hands off her any longer. Rape, violence, and everything in between. Rated M for language and possibly disturbing themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,239 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Hidan, Akatsuki
A Place to call home by KahnShao reviews
Lorelli knew she was different than the others...she didn't know how until she meets her biological family...The Fireflys. rated M for swears, abuse, and just to be safe. if I get enough positive comments I will continue.
House of 1000 Corpses/Devil's Rejects - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,091 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 9/23/2010
A Strange Fetish by Philosophical Pandora reviews
Sasuke has a hard time preventing himself from sexually assaulting Mikatsukii. What happens when he does? Rated M for rape, sex and the freaky nasty x3 For: Mikatsukiichan!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Sasuke U.
Hidan Lemon by Philosophical Pandora reviews
Kitade hates playing games, but what happens when they play a game called 7 Minutes in Heaven? Kitade gets paired up with a horny Hidan - now what? Rated 'M' for bad language, a sexy Hidan, a heated lemon and slight violence in future chappies. Descript.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,471 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Akatsuki, Hidan
Not My Type of Man by Philosophical Pandora reviews
Yuna, a stylish Konoha kunoichi, is sent out on a mission to scout the area outside of Konoha. She finds an injured Deidara and decides to help him, even though he's her enemy. What happens when Deidara attacks her and does malicious things to her body?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,962 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Akatsuki, Deidara
Welcome The Raven by shadowxofxdarkness reviews
Raven has been abused and treated like dirt all of her life. Her family running upon the Firefly family may provide the escape she has yearned for. What will happen when she meets the Firefly family? Will she earn a place amongst them. OCxOtis
House of 1000 Corpses/Devil's Rejects - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,661 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Complete
Not Your Average Time Travel Experience by Normality-Isn't-Normal reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are jounin in the village of Konohagakure. They are faced with a new foe - one not even of their world, and they can't fight it alone. They need the help of one man. Him. The Doctor.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,454 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - 10th Doctor, Naruto U.
Bloody Bodies by Orochigirl reviews
A poem about Hidan's rituals.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Hidan - Complete
We will rock you: Hidan style by Akatsuki.desert.bird reviews
Just a random little Hidan short, including Hidan singing Queen's song we will rock you. I guess rating is M, for...well not much but language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Hidan - Complete
Slave by The Red Rawr reviews
Oneshot smut RobinxStarfire
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,060 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Robin, Starfire - Complete
Broadening Horizons by French Kissing Down Under reviews
Shikamaru has to rid her of that prim and proper attitude with some deserved punishment.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Shikamaru N., Hinata H. - Complete
This was my Life by Black-Storm-Clouds reviews
A girl gets kidnapped by the Akatsuki, leaving behind her old life. But why? Hidanxoc Please R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Hidan
Sadistic Fun by French Kissing Down Under reviews
Hidan goes n vacation from Akatsuki. He winds up meeting a collaoge girl and has some fun. HidanXAyame
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Hidan
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7244 - Favs: 5,948 - Follows: 2,515 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
You taught me how to feel by sakura-no-yuki reviews
SaixOC OC : Yumiko Lemon Sai always drew her... her only. She captivated him... what was this feeling...? Review Please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Sai - Complete
Akatsuki Camp Counselors by AkiraDawn reviews
Akatsuki has been asked to be counselors at a summer camp. Each of them is in charge of a cabin of kids and a daily activity. Sounds like fun, right? R&R! Rated for language. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,992 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Live, Laugh, and Love by Kirara reviews
KumikoOCis a fullfledged shinobi running from her past,in search of a new life. She is attached to team seven, roomed up with a jounin, just across the road from the silverhaired man who teaches her to trust again and love? KakXOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,101 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 12/10/2004 - Kakashi H.
Seldom Tread Paths by Archica reviews
Sequel to "Nobody's Girl". AU fic in which Muggles are dead and Half-Bloods are servants. Harry becomes the servant of Ron and Ginny. Slash and mild incest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,962 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/30/2004 - Published: 4/3/2003 - Ron W., Harry P.
Slave of Love by cosmickiss2000 reviews
Kagome ran from Inuysha and became a slave. She was then sold to Sesshoumaru
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/17/2003
Nobody's Girl by Archica reviews
Alternate Universe fic where all Muggles are dead and Mudbloods are slaves. What happens when Hermione becomes the slave of Draco Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,436 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 4/2/2003 - Published: 3/11/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.