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Joined 09-16-07, id: 1378074, Profile Updated: 05-03-09
Author has written 9 stories for Maximum Ride, Warriors, Twilight, and Harry Potter.

Hi PEEPS!This is Ludvig, Monk of the Sparklies to make my Shiney and eventually become one with the Great Sparklie (dont ask, me and my friend can get a little kind of slightly random when we've had to much candy). Heres some stuff about me.-

Name: Bond. . . James Bond.

Favorite food: Chocolate

Weakness: Chocolate

Favorite candy: Chocolate

Pets: chocolate-colered dog named coco

Hair color: Chocolate (its a color!)

Eye color : Wait for it. . .Chocolate

Age: somewhere between 1 and 1,000,000

Hobbies: Piano, guitar, fencing (as in, sword fighting) softball.

Voulenteer work: BBird of prey rehab. Facility for school, lots of fun. HUBIE THE SCREECH OWL RULES. SO DOES BOOPIE THE SAW WHET!

Favorite books : Max ride, warriors, harry potter, Chronicals of Narnia

Books Im reading: too many to name

Favoirite holiday: Halloween (candy and chocolate, you do the math)

Favorite weather: Rain, snow, sleet, hail. I love bad weather

Name typed with eyes closed: chovoholic21 hmmm.. not bad

name typed with nose: chocoholic21 . . .creepie, granted I looked butstill creepie

Name typed with toes: b xsxddsxcoinhhjhw3e2s434 . . . okay, that was pathetic

named typed by friends cat when I put him on the key bored: klfsdjqewruio... interesting

Copy and paste this on your bio if you want Nightcloud to be burned in a pot of hot lava

Copy and paste this on your bio if you think their should be a national holiday devoted to chocolate.

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you think the kids on the lucky charms commercial a break and give him his freaking cereal.

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you have thrown acorns at the hommicidal psycho squirell in your front yard to see what happens ... twice.

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you have a hommicidal psycho squriell in your front yard.

Copy and paste this onto your profile if in the fourth grade you stopped talking to your best friend for a week when she gaged you so you would stop teasing the andgry 8th grader in front of you before he could beat you up. (yes im talking to you Lynn)

Copy and paste this if the same friend (lynn) had to tackle you in kindergarden before you could pu a live slug in a blender to see what happended... twice.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!


Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

My favorite Quotes

Right Handed or Left Handed: Right handed

The Shoes You Wore Today: Horse-shoes.

Your Weakness: Do I really need to answer this one?

Your Fears: The dark. Squirells. The Cheshire Cat. Faries. The Wiggles

Your Perfect Pizza: Peanut butter and letuce with cherries and bacon. Unfortunately I'm serious about this one, guys.

Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Stay out of Juvie

Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: OMG

Thoughts First Waking Up: Oh crap, not another stranger in my bed.

Your Best Physical Feature: Yeah,no. Just no.

Your Bedtime: Pshaw. Sleep is for squares. I haven't slept in week-where did all of those spiders come from?

McDonalds or Burger King: Hate fast food.

Chocolate or Vanilla: VANILLA!

Do you Smoke: No, and I never will

Will you Smoke: ...Um...Didn't you hear what I just said...?

Do you Swear: No I fing don't swear what kind of b do you think I am?

Do you Sing: no, do you?

Do you Shower Daily: I don't believe in bathing. (Kidding)

Have you Done Anything Good: What is this 'good,' of which you speak?

Do you get Motion Sickness: Not really

Do you think you are Attractive: No, why did someone say something?

Are you a Health Freak: Naw, just a freak

Do you get along with your Parents: Oh Completely! Well, if by 'get along,' you mean, 'barely posses the ability to cohabitat civily with,' of course.

Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah!

Do you play an Instrument: Piano, trumpet, guitar

In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No

In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope! but it's the third, so that's not really saying anything.

In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Um, sort of

In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yeah, with YOUR MOM!

What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Unicorn Herder

What country would you most like to Visit: France

Number of CDs I own: I dunno, a whole bunch. Especially if you count iTunes.

Fave Food: not chocolate, of course

Fave Music: rock

What do your feet smell like? Umm...feet?

What does your hair smell like? hair?

Can you clap with your feet? Uh,yeah?

Have you seen purple cows? No, they're more of a fuschia

If you have had 10 Mountain Dews, what would you be like? Ah'm all hyped up on mountain dew!! (Taledaga Nights: the ballad of Ricky-Bobby.)

W O U L D . Y O U . R A T H E R?

2. Be serious or be funny?

3. Drink whole or skim milk?:

4. Die in a fire or drown?
Neither. I'm imortal.

5. Spend time with your parents or enemies?

Enemys (Much easier to 'eliminate' people if you're in the same room)

D O . Y O U . P R E F E R. 2. Winter or Fall?

1. Sun or moon?:

3. left or right?

4. Ten acquaintances or two best friends?:
Two best friends

5. Sunny or rain

6. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream?

A B O U T . Y O U.

1. What time is it?:
Get off your lazy butt and look at the clock

2 . What is your name?
I am Spartacus

3. What do you want to do?
Finish my homework

4. Where do you wanna live?

5. How many kids do you want?
Um. . .

6. Do you want to get married?

7. have you ever done drugs?

None, because 'the man,' doesn't want me to. RISE UP AND ABANDON THE CREEPING MEATBALL!

8. what do you like on your pizza?
Your mom.

9. Can you cross your eyes?


10. Do you make your bed daily?
Whatever, MOM

R A N D O M.

1. Which shoe goes on first?

Who's asking all these questions??

2. Ever thrown a shoe at someone?
Yeah, Bush. That's right, I'm That guy. (Not really)

3. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?

4. Have you ever eaten Spam?
Gotta eat it before it eats me

5. Favorite ice cream?

6. How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet?
Is that a sexual inuendo?

7. Do you cook?

8. Current mood?


1. kissed some one?
yeah, your mother

2. Sang?

Ah, no. Wait- maybe

3. Been hugged:

4. Felt stupid:

All. The. Time.

5. Missed someone:

6. Danced Crazy?

7. Gotten your hair cut?

8. Cried:

9. been kissed:
By your mom...

. S T U F F .

1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
You'll never take me alive, coppers!

2. do you have a Dog?

The last time you've been sledding?

...In winter...?

4. Do you consider yourself creative?

Uh, random much?

Do you have any friends on

Yeah. And I mean real ones that I actually got interested in, not cyber-buddies :)

Do you know anybody in real life from


Look around you where are you?


Look up, then look back, what do you see?


What are you listening to right now?

Angry Martian screaming at me

The humming of my computer

I think it might have been his lunch. Crap.

Last thing you thought?

Why's he pulling out that laser?

If you had a million dollars, what would you do?

Pay the martian not to shoot me.

What are you eating/drinking right now?

Uh, guys? Seriously, Martian. Kind of a problem

Find a Globe. Spin it. Where does it land?


Find a book, turn to page 56, line 18, what does it say and what book is it?

Uh, not to many books on the moon.

Turn on the TV, what show is on?

No TV Either

Type you name with your elbow

Why's he pointing that laser at me?

Now, type your name with your nose

Why did he press that button?

Type your name w/out looking

Is it supposed to turn that color?

Stand up, close your eyes, spin around 3 times, open your eyes, what do you see?

Why is the martian cackling?

If you were any character from Twilight, who would you be?


Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ (laser gun noise) ouch.

-Me :if life hands you lemons, then throw them at the person stupid enough to give them to you

Sweatshirt I own - people say that Im A-D-D, but they just don't understand-hey look a squirell!

me- I want to go like my grandpappy, quietly in my sleep, not screaming like the people in his car.

Huge Laurie in House: if you talk to God you're religious, if he talks back you're dilusinal.

Hey, I'm back on earth! Sweetness.

1. Pierce your nose or tongue?

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