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Joined 09-16-07, id: 1378156, Profile Updated: 02-15-10
Author has written 19 stories for Tokyo Mew Mew, Naruto, Ouran High School Host Club, Harry Potter, and Kingdom Hearts.

ookay, hi there. i'm stephy chan. you can call me- well- whatever you want, i guess. i don't know, you figure it out.
I hope i'm doing this right.

not much to say. soooo, i'll just... i don't know... ok just forget about this.

FAIR WARNING: most of the things on this account I wrote quite a while ago, so they're a bit odd.

--Right, okay, so I can't really stand most of the stuff on here anymore, so I am for most intents and purposes going to stop using this account.

(I'll probably still answer any messages, I'm just kind of not going to be particularly active.)--

WAIT first i have to add all these dumb copy and paste things... you can skip'm if you wanna, but they can be pretty amusing.

if you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those kids should just let the freakin' rabbit have the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

sob my keyboard hates me sooo much!! but i hate it too. there you go.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

You know you live in the year 2000+ when...

1.) You accidentally enter you password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

f you have run into anything that is able to be run into, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and lose when it's weird. If you agree copy this and put it in your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is where you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favourite song plays. Crazy is where you do or say a totally random thing, like 'do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?' or start having a thumb war with yourself. So if your crazy copy this onto your profile.

98 percent of the Teenage population drinks or has been around alchohol.
Copy this into your profile if you like bagels. (Teehee, Lumos-solaria. oh my god, a fairy!)

wow! so many... you'd think i'd've- waitaminute, (one word) can you do that? combine three words? like i'd've? i don't think so. what was i gonna say? oh nevermind.

my friend wrote me a gaara parody to the llama song (llama llama duck), and put it on her profile. soooo, I wrote her a haku song, and i've decided to put it on my profile so she can read it. (like i can read the gaara song) so this is in dedicated thanks to shashuko the paisley maiden!

Here’s a haku there’s a haku
And another zombie haku
Bleeding haku dieing haku
Haku haku blood.

Haku haku voodoo haku
Mirrors ims squealing haku
Haku haku singing haku
Haku haku blood.

I worked for a villain
He treated me like sh
But I still cared so for him
Something doesn’t fit
Zabuza is dead now
He had to pay the price
And now listen Dianna
As I sing ice ice

Well not really I’ll sing the haku song but still

Did you ever see a haku
Kiss a haku on the haku
Haku’s haku tastes of haku
Haku haku blood

Half a haku twice the haku
Not a haku sad otaku
Haku in a mask of haku
Haku Haku blood

Is that how it’s told now?
Is that how I die?
Well I’m up in heaven now,
Tee hee endless pie. (Yes, I know this doesn’t fit.)
Although it is a crying shame
‘though it may be sad
I am pretty happy here
Dying’s not so bad

there. that's really all I have to say now. time for me to retire now... okay sorry.

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Spilled Milk by Versace Frolic reviews
This is a story you've heard a million times. It is never any less worth telling. AkuRoku for the winning bidder in the Fic For Queensland Flood Relief movement.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,594 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Sand School by Temari101 reviews
Temari Gaara and Kankuro are orphans. They run away from their old home, come to a little town, and make friends with a bunch of misfits. Can they stop the snobby Ino, and popular kids rule of the school? Tema/Dei Tema/Shika Hina/Kiba Tenten/Neji
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 139,687 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Temari, Shikamaru N.
Fight Off Your Demons by Versace Frolic reviews
Two trajectories spiraling out of control, tearing into each new vice with equal abandon. Despite being lost in the dark, can Axel and Roxas find their way to each other? AkuRoku for Valentine’s Day.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,998 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
The Doctor and the Polemic by Versace Frolic reviews
In the year 2326 C.E., the commoditization of intimacy has reached a state of global legality, though its acceptability leaves much to be desired in the industry of cool. Axel, uncool web design enthusiast, hasn’t had time for a girlfriend in two years.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,604 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Memories of the Heart by A Fire in the Attic reviews
Sequel to Harry Potter and the Other Snake Lord.pairings the same.HP/Naruto Xover. "Some people believe that memories and emotions are spread throughout the body...they're called memories of the heart." Ch 15-Plagiarism? No.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,229 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 2/18/2008 - OC, Gaara - Complete
Harry Potter and the Other Snake Lord by A Fire in the Attic reviews
Finally, Harry's battle is over. Voldemort's gone, and all is right in the world. Well, sort of. HPxGW, HGxRW, GaaOC, NaruHina, DracoSaku, NejiTen, TemaShika, HakuOC, SasuKarin, SaiOC HP Naruto Xover Ch 13-Plagiarism? No.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,747 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 10/17/2007 - OC, Gaara - Complete
Bakalicious by Geenie ate me reviews
When the tipsy Sakura gets kidnapped, it's up to Naruto, the never dying Sasuke, and Rock lee? to save her! Rated R for random. I do not own Naruto, or the Oscar Myer baloney song.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,287 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 7/9/2007
Minor Dilemmas by Mysterious Penname reviews
DISCONTINUED. Sequel to Minor Annoyances. Light and L have been living sort of peacefully for a couple of years, when a required visit to a certain orphanage shakes things up again. Poor guys. AU, OOC!Light, Shounen-ai
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,255 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Don't Keep Me Waiting by Shashuko the Paisley Maiden reviews
Deidara's been ordered to clean up the dead Sasori's old room. What happens when he finds the ex-Akatsuki's diary? Sasodei- don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,075 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Gaara's Journal by XxEijibabyxX reviews
What better way to creep in the life of Gaara then in his journal?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,287 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Gaara
Sandbox Authority by Deathly Shadows reviews
Mini child from teh land of Fire play in the schoolyard during break.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008
Kazekage Misadventures by YondyB reviews
Just humorous drabbles about our favorite redheaded insomniac psychopath Kazekage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 7,703 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Gaara
As I Lay Here by LaChoy reviews
I’m sorry, Satoko. Shion. I really am. I don’t know if I’ll ever wake up. I want to, but right now, it seems hopeless. It does not look good, no matter which way you turn it. Satoshi POV as Shion visits. Gift for Val-Creative.
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Complete
Joe's Theories by Cloud Arcanine reviews
My friend Joe has his own Weird outlook on Naruto. These are things he thinks should happen. They are weird, and all the ideas belong to Joe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 6,399 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 6/23/2007
Minor Annoyances by Mysterious Penname reviews
“The day Light-kun doesn’t have the need to speak over one hundred thousand words is the day I will eat quietly!” This is a series of drabbles about...well, L and Light annoying each other. Crack, OOCLight, COMPLETE
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 64 - Words: 97,988 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Naruto's Halloween by Adelaid reviews
my vision of exactly what would happen on halloween w/ naruto and the gang teehee. lots o cuteness. my very first fic so be gentle ;P
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Complete
Pein and Konan: The Lies I Tell Myself by Secret Sheik reviews
The events in Pein's life make him think about his humanity. And what she really means to him. PeinKonan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,763 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Together until the end by Courage Shadowfire reviews
Naruto is in junor high with his adopted brothers. What will happen, will anything intresring happen, why am i asked you. Read to find out the answers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Naruto U.
I'm Not Alone Anymore by Angel Weasel-Woman reviews
AU What if Haku had managed to leave the Hidden Mist Country before Zabuza found him? What if Naruto and he happened to meet? How will their lives change? Or, more importantly, how will their destinies change?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,524 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 12/8/2006 - Published: 2/9/2004 - Haku, Naruto U. - Complete
Portal: Arrival by Esperwen reviews
-the first Portal fanfic- The two high school girls had only meant to skip a day of school, but while walking through Chinatown, they made a wrong turn. Suddenly, somehow, they've ended up in Konoha. -over 12,000 hits!-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,835 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Shino A., Itachi U. - Complete
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I Hate Seagulls reviews
The problem with being Roxas was that there was not enough courage to speak up.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Roxas, Axel
I Blame Hannah reviews
series of drabbles. explanations inside. includes Gaara and a Kitten, a fair bit of Akatsuki nonsense, a large pair of earrings , Hidan/Ino, and several other bizarre pairings. hopefully you find them humorous. :3
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,096 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008
This is Hannah's fault reviews
a group of prompts my friend gave me, currently only two- contents include a talking frog or so, about two dozen pansies, a Tom Riddle crack pairing, and probably more stupid things. have fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,283 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Complete
Befuddled and Bemused reviews
Something I wrote on a whim. pretty random. Deidara kidnaps Luna lovegood for reasons no one remembers, so somebody's gotta kill her. huh. short little thing, have fun. oh yes- there's a pairing. Luna and Itachi. shut up and read it.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
I Will reviews
will I wait a lonely lifetime? If you want me to, I will... Crossover- pairing is Itachi and Luna Lovegood.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,582 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
Deer Above the Mantle reviews
Everything settled, everything starts again. The Akatsuki have a new visitor, a girl by the name of Tsuki. And, unwittingly, she draws the attention of both Zetsu and Deidara. which leads to new problems. a few side pairings, mainly Tsuki and Zetsu.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,000 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Zetsu, Deidara
Exultant conclusios reviews
a story in which you insert yourself and significant other. have a happy end.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
the continuing story reviews
Parody to The continuing story of Bungalow bill, again. By The Beatles. subject? Zetsu.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Zetsu
All the LonelyumNinjas reviews
Yet another Beatles/Naruto Parody. to the song Eleanor Rigby all the lonely people . features Gaara and Sasuke. ...all the lonely ninjas. where the hell to they all come from?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete
Kankurou reviews
A parody of the Beatles' song Yesterday written instead as 'Kankurou'. it is about, well, kankurou. It puts him in a bit of a negative light, but he's so fun to tease. nothing against him . read, review, radish.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Kankuro - Complete
without a wand reviews
most wild pairing in the world, Itachi Uchiha and Luna lovegood. but don't write it off just yet, it's incredibly adorable. Kisame steals the wrong target, bringing Luna instead, leaving it up to Itachi to keep her safe. come on, a peek can't hurt.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,522 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
To think it was monday reviews
everyone hates mondays. Temari's got nothing to do, and has been dragged to Konoha against her will. so she finds herself a quiet aquarium, and look who else found it. maybe mondays aren't so bad. small romance drabble thing. pairing: Shikamaru and Temari
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Just another fanfiction reviews
berry never existed. the aliens kept fighting, and Ichigo was infused with rabbit genes as well as her cat genes. later on in the fanfiction, pudding is captured by the aliens and ends up in a fight with tart. ok.... no particular pairings
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,474 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 9/19/2007
Hey, you reviews
Parody to Smash Mouth's All star, Kish and his sister Croissant arguing about everything and anything there is to be said. your basic sibling's fight. Took me quite a while, too. please enjoy, 's all I ask.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Kish - Complete
Teddy My Dear reviews
Yes, it's a parody of The Beatles' Martha My Dear sung by a young and very alone Gaara to his very own teddy bear, the friend he does have. I thought it was cute. please read, it's short enough to not waste your time if you don't like it.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Gaara - Complete
Hey There Hinata reviews
it's a parody of the plain white T's song hey there Delilah sung to our own dear hinata, with my lyrics. it is written to be form Naruto, but if you're stubbornly against this pairing imagine it's someone else. I like this, please read it.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
penpal from la la land reviews
there's really no plot, but it's me and my friend galumphing about the school getting twisted up in the host club somehow. It's pretty funny, i had fun writing it, i hope you have fun reading it. it's not a waste of your time i promise
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,249 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/28/2007
the continuing story of Sabaku no Gaara reviews
parody of the beatles continuing story of bungallow bill, to gaara. just had to. please read it it's short
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Croissant reviews
Kish has a sister. yes, it's croissant! they fight, as siblings do, and kish ends up for the worse. so Croissant gets some help down from earth...
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9/24/2007