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Joined 09-17-07, id: 1378690, Profile Updated: 01-01-11
Author has written 5 stories for .hack/SIGN, Bleach, Tales of Symphonia, Warriors, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Name: The mysterious, not-so-mysterious zeroyasha!

Also responds to: Eon, Hey You, Baka-Rainbow, Andi, What's the answer, How do you say this in Japanese, and finally, Puko!

Age: I'm (Semi drives by) Years old!

Gender: Female!

Height: 5'8"(?)

Eye Colour: Ever changing...grey-blue-green-hazel-orange!

Hair Colour: Normally dark brown...but it changes! Naturally! Once it had red streaks... o .o; (I don't dye my hair...)

Yes, seems weird to me too...

Currently: Begging for sleep (I'm an insomniac)

~Playing RPG's
~Beating people to a pulp on Pokémon Diamond! Mwahahaha!
~RPing with Miffin the Turtle
~Exchanging random trivia at the most inappropriate times...
~Warm Stuff
~Soft Stuff
~Fun Boss Fights

My favourite games/series:
.hack/G.U. series
Final Fantasy VII
Legend of Zelda (Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask, Oracle of Ages/Seasons and Twilight Princess)
Megaman Zero
Tales Series (Except for's a let down)

~Loud Stuff
~BIG Books (No thanks to Miffin XP)
~Slow Computers
~Doors that you KNOW were not there, until you walk into them...
~The unholy/unwriten law of RPG's: The cool characters die first...
~MSN talk (Whoever the 'genius' was who created it, they need to PAY! Such a stupid creation! leik lol dood!)
~And finally, spiders! Did I miss anything...?

Word that ends all sentences: Puko! (No, I was not thinking of 'kupo' from Moogles when I thought of it)

Personal Motto: "Braindead 9:00-5:00"
I saw this off of someone's fanart of's me perfectly...

Favourite quotes:
"Let's do the Chicken Dance!"~ Ganondorf
"It's heaven in a pickle jar!"~Me
"And the worst part is, it's true!"~Hunter
"Uh-oh, segetti-oh!"~Axel (Yes, I know that it does not spell Spaghetti.)
"Look! It's Sparky-Sparky-Boom Man!"~Aang
"That is what it would sound like if we found it."~Toph
"Yesterday my mouth tasted like mud. Today, it tastes like sand. I never thought that I would miss the taste of mud so much..."~Toph
"The way to a (reploid’s) heart is through his stomach...Unless you’re trying to kill him, then it’s easier to go through the chest." ~Menolly5600

Most of my fics will have my Muses in them, mostly my favourite one, Eon. Other Muses will be introduced, some of which belong to Miffin the Turtle (with Gills...) or even to fans that will be willing to let me use them. (You'll get credit of course!)

For fans of my fics (if I get any...), whenever new chapters get added, I'd like have some reviews to work with. Flames are welcome, but only if they have CONSTRUCTIVE criticism! Fire is only good until it burns. XP

Also, if there are any ideas that you have for later chapters in some fics, feel free to send them to me in E-mail and I'll give you credit!

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The Morning After by angel0wonder reviews
Ryuko and Satsuki wake up dreadfully hungover, naked, and in bed together. Is it really what it looks like? Ryuko x Satsuki
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,647 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 91 - Published: 3/12/2014 - Ryuko M., Satsuki K. - Complete
If They Don't Dance, They're No Friends of Mine by Oreithyia reviews
Class: Interpretive Dance 101; Status: Open; Survival Rate: 63%
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Ryuko M., Mako M. - Complete
Selfish by Chiikara reviews
COMPLETE, yaoi. OvanHaseo Ovan wants a wedding, and Haseo wants an explanation. Falling in love is nothing like the fairy tale they made it out to be.
.hack/SIGN - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,450 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
Sora’s Ultimate Guide to Riku by ProfessorHojotheGEN-I-US reviews
In the epic battle between Riku vs. Anybody, who would win? Could Riku win in a fight again Leon, Cloud, and Sephiroth? Could he defeat Organization XIII single handedly? Is there anyone he can't beat?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,165 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Riku, Sora
A Game of Truth and Dare by Falling Angels reviews
Rukia gives Ichigo and Renji a dare! Read to find out what it is...
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,618 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Complete
Boom by peppermintshoes reviews
Matsumoto, sake and swords are not a good combination. Especially when Ikkaku and Renji are involved.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Dear Colonel by Griffinkhan reviews
[Oneshot] During the one month lull after the Absorption Gate, Anise decides to get a pen pal.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Anise, Jade - Complete
Remedy by Griffinkhan reviews
[Oneshot, coauthored with Omniflyer] It was a simple task: retrieve the ingredients for a throat medicine. Of course, nothing is ever simple when Jade and Anise are involved.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,038 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Jade, Anise - Complete
Sugarcoated by Griffinkhan reviews
[Oneshot] Anise gives Jade a present.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Anise, Jade - Complete
Conviction by Griffinkhan reviews
“Are you going to tell me what's bothering you, or should we have a guessing game,” Jade asked finally. “I've always enjoyed twenty questions, though more when I'm the one with the knowledge. The questioner ends up explaining the answer to himself.”
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Complete
Less Than Human: Harpuia's story by K. Pepper reviews
Sage Harpuia has his hands full running Neo-Arcadia after Omega-X's death. What will happen when a mysterious newcomer reveals an outside threat that makes the war with the Resistance appear petty? This fic is from the point of view of Sage Harpuia.
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 109,200 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/17/2005 - Published: 6/1/2004
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Warriors: Memories of Blood reviews
Countless moons after Firestar's rule, the 4 Clans are at peace, but for how long? What will happen when a kit of a unknown lineage is forced to join the clan, when no cat even knows if she can be trusted at all? Nonetheless with a new Prophecy of blood..
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,930 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/28/2014 - Published: 10/5/2008
Lone Wolf: Abode Astray reviews
Isn't it bad enough that I find out that I'm a Half-Blooded freak? No. Now I know that monsters want to kill me, I have a stalker that won't go away, and that I apparently have two prophecies to fulfill, one of which involves saving a GODDESS! GODS!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,581 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 4/15/2010
hackGU: Return reviews
A month after the end of the Third Network Crisis, Haseo and Co. are living freely in 'The World'. But what happens when an old 'evil' returns, with all new problems as well? A fourth 'game' for the series. SPOILERS! First Fic, Please R&R!
.hack/SIGN - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 126,685 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 9/20/2007
How They Were Created reviews
How the 'Flan' was created... A story told by Lloyd.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,146 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Complete
Welcome to my Squad reviews
What happens when the most unappropriate people are put into certain squads? Insanity of course! Please R&R!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,355 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Complete