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Joined 09-17-07, id: 1378879, Profile Updated: 10-21-15
Author has written 37 stories for NCIS, Hannah Montana, Criminal Minds, How I Met Your Mother, Law and Order: SVU, and Blue Bloods.

I liked Hannah Montana, way more than I should for my age!!

Only like LACKSON, the way it should be!!

Found these thought they were cool and seemed to be the kinda thing people put on their profiles:

FIRST:

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
When everything was settled by rock paper scissors...or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better inky binky bonky daddy had a donkey.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genesis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The MagicSchool Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.

You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies

Saved by the Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.

And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!

All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie

Care bears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.

You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"

You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playground.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .

Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .

Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was the new thing.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future

When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things. (Bolded actually apply to me)

SECOND:

Pick the ones that fit you (Mine will be italicised)

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I love SHOPPING, so I MUST be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.

I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass

I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual

I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists

I'm a SINGER, so I MUST want to be famous

BTW: With this one, you can learn a little about me, if you want to know...

Never Say Die by stayawake reviews
A New person comes to work with the team, Everyone Seems to like her Except Greg, What will happend when they are made partners?
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,606 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 2/14/2008
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In Bed reviews
My first Blue Bloods fanfic, just a little one-shot with Jamie and an OC. As always I don't own anything.
Blue Bloods - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15 - Jamie R. - Complete
Question
My OC Cassie meets Liv's new bf (Tucker) and tells Barba all about it. Just came to me after watching Collateral Damages, especially that last scene. As always I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/21 - O. Benson, E. Tucker, R. Barba, OC
Traffic reviews
Had to re-upload, had a major glitch. This is just a short one-shot with Barba and my OC, came to me and I had to write it. As always DON'T OWN ANYTHING (except my OC)
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2015 - R. Barba - Complete
Lucky reviews
Another Barba story with my OC Cassie, just a short one-shot set just after 17x05 Community Policing, as always DO NOT OWN SVU (I wish)
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2015 - R. Barba - Complete
Better reviews
A OFC/Barba story, with a an OFC with a connection to one of the team, tried my best to include a crime element but it's not my strongest suit. As always don't own SVU.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,966 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/19/2015 - R. Barba - Complete
Inappropriate reviews
(Just a re-upload, found some spelling/grammar errors only once I'd uploaded) My first SVU fic, just a Carisi one-shot with an OFC, as always I don't own SVU, I wish!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2015 - S. Carisi Jr - Complete
Message Received reviews
Just a little Reid/OFC oneshot fluff, if u like this paring u can read my other two with the same OFC, "Love and Alcohol" and "Love and Popcorn". As always don't own Criminal Minds, just my OFC
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2012 - S. Reid - Complete
Love and Popcorn reviews
Another Reid one shot, another way the team could discover about Reid the thing they discover in my other story 'Love and Alcohol'. Don't own criminal minds, I wish, do own my OFC
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/7/2012 - S. Reid - Complete
Love and Alcohol reviews
Came to me after watching JJ's wedding, cute Reid OFC one-shot, could also be considered a sequal to my other Criminal Minds fanfic, The Other Rossi, but definitely can stand alone. I do not own Criminal Minds, I wish!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/15/2012 - S. Reid - Complete
Talk reviews
My first HIMYM fic, basically Lily gets Barney to talk. Barney/Robin fic Rarney or Bobin whatever you choose to call them . As always do not own HIMYM I wish!
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
The Other Rossi reviews
This ismy first Criminal Minds fanfic. We meet a family member of Rossi's, don't want to give to much away. Don't own Criminal Minds I WISH! but I own my OFC
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/1/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Eavesdropping reviews
Robbie Ray listens to some conversations and is surprised by what he overhears. Lackson. AS ALWAYS DO NOT OWN HANNAH MONTANA
Hannah Montana - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Lilly T./Lola L., Jackson S. - Complete
Miracle reviews
A trip goes wrong and it changes everything. Starts Loliver ends Lackson, cuz it's me! AS ALWAYS DO NOT HM!
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,992 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Lilly T./Lola L., Jackson S. - Complete
2021 reviews
A Lackson story I wrote awhile ago and thought I should post, set in the future, Lily & Miley are 28. DON'T OWN HM
Hannah Montana - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Lilly T./Lola L., Jackson S. - Complete
Underneath the Moonlight reviews
Short oneshot. Can't summerise without telling you the story, so you're just gonna have to read it! AS ALWAYS I DO NOT OWN HANNNAH MONTANA!
Hannah Montana - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Lilly T./Lola L., Jackson S. - Complete
Marry Me reviews
Short one-shot about Lily, Oliver and Jackson, too hard to sumerise, just read it, please! AS ALWAYS I DO NOT OWN HANNAH MONTANA!
Hannah Montana - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Lilly T./Lola L., Jackson S. - Complete
I Know reviews
Jackson and Lily talk on the stairs, things are revealed. Starts Loliver and most definitely ends Lackson the way it should be . AS ALWAYS I DO NOT OWN HANNAH MONTANA!
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Lilly T./Lola L., Jackson S. - Complete
Absence reviews
Lily and Oliver spend some time apart, starts Loliver ends Lackson. AS ALWAYS I DO NOT OWN HANNAH MONTANA! if i did this would be a show summary not a fanfiction
Hannah Montana - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Lilly T./Lola L., Jackson S. - Complete
Happy? reviews
Something happens that causes Lily to reevaluate her life, in particular her relationship, starts Loliver but because its me ends up Lackson. AS ALWAYS DO NOT OWN HANNAH MONTANA! If i did Lily would be with Jackson not Oliver
Hannah Montana - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Lilly T./Lola L., Jackson S. - Complete
Never on Sunday reviews
Miley discovers something about Sunday's, Lackson. DO NOT OWN HANNAH MONTANA! I WISH!
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Complete
Scars reviews
Can't say to much but Lily tells Jackson something no one else knows, not even Miley. Lackson. As always I DO NOT OWN HANNAH MONTANA only in my dreams!
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Lilly T./Lola L., Jackson S. - Complete
Shouldn't reviews
Can't say much, it would give it away, basically Lily and Jackson do something they know they shouldn't. As always I DO NOT OWN HANNAH MONTANA, only in my dreams!
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Lilly T./Lola L., Jackson S. - Complete
Stares reviews
Can't say much it'd give it away but Lily and Jackson become awkward around each other. Lackson. As always I DO NOT OWN HANNAH MONTANA only in my dreams!
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Lilly T./Lola L., Jackson S. - Complete
Safe reviews
When Lily is attacked someone saves her and makes her feel safe. Lackson. Rated T for violence I DO NOT OWN HANNAH MONTANA
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Lilly T./Lola L., Jackson S. - Complete
Family reviews
Lily's life takes some unexpected turns, one person is there for her more than she expected. Lackson. I DO NOT OWN HANNAH MONTANA
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Lilly T./Lola L., Jackson S. - Complete
History reviews
A short Lackson one shot. Miley finds out something about the past. As always I DO NOT OWN HANNAH MONTANA!
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
I Don't Want You to Go reviews
my new Lackson, short and sweet, can't summerise it would give away the story. As always I DO NOT OWN HANNAH MONTANA!
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Complete
Give and Take reviews
my new Lackson story, cant really summerise as it would give the story away, and as always I DONT OWN HANNAH MONTANA! AN:dont know if this medically possible but go with it.
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
Thinking about Lily: The Back Story reviews
This is a, well, back story for the story I wrote called "Thinking About Lily", you should read that first, this is story though, it'll make sense when u read both, as always I DO NOT OWN HANNAH MONTANA! I do own the original character!
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
Thinking about Lily reviews
A new, very short, sad Lackson one shot, NB: In this Lily and Miley are 21 and as always I DO NOT OWN HANNAH MONTANA
Hannah Montana - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Complete
Wedding Plans reviews
New Lackson oneshot. NB: In this Jackson is 22 and Lily and Miley are 20. As always, I DO NOT OWN HANNAH MONTANA
Hannah Montana - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
Trust reviews
A slight Lackson fanfic, can Lily gain Mileys trust even though she didn't do anything to lose it? As always I DO NOT OWN HANNAH MONTANA!
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Complete
You Saved Me reviews
A LACKSON story dedicated to my friend and fellow fanfic writer daisy617! Soz, can't give a summery, it would give a way the story! As always I DO NOT OWN HANNAH MONTANA!
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,469 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Complete
You Win reviews
A oneshot about Lily's wedding day, NB:In ths story she and miley are 24, oh and as always I DO NOT OWN HANNAH MONTANA!
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
Saturday reviews
I took this down, made a couple of tiny changes and now I've put it back up, it's the same great Lackson story, and as always I DO NOT OWN HANNAH MONTANA!
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Complete
His Baby Blue Eyes reviews
Lily's at Miley's and can't sleep, who else can't sleep? It's my first Hannah Montana fanfic. Please read and reveiw. NB: I do not own Hannah Montana.
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
The One That Got Away reviews
A family member comes to town and we learn something new about Tony. TonyxOC It's my first eva fanfic so please read and review, and be a little nice. NB: I do not own NCIS, but I do own the other character.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Tony D. - Complete
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