Ludo Wifeman
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Joined 09-17-07, id: 1378908, Profile Updated: 03-19-11
Author has written 12 stories for D.Gray-Man, Durarara!!/デュラララ!!, Bleach, and Persona Series.

Yo!

I like stuff. Stuff is great. Like... cookies. And, cake. Oh! And games! AND NOT TO MENTION CAPS.

[And now I have a job and course, so I'm horrendously busy most of the time. Forward apologize for the lack of updates on Becoming Insane! I'm getting on to it.]

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CAPSLOCK DGM SUMMARIES by Pensulliwen reviews
Due to the epic amount of crack in the latest chapters, I am doing capslocky summaries for the uninformed/people too sane to see what I see on their own. Much capslock and crack follows, but ALL OF IT IS TRUE. Hoshino is a troll.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,172 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu, Lenalee Lee - Complete
Commentary by The Aquarium reviews
If this was real life, here's how it would have gone. Drabble series, same universe, no defined chronology; Riku, Roxas, Axel, and Sora.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,090 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Axel, Roxas
The Diary by TheKatInTheShade reviews
Kurosaki was staring at me again. That kid needs a punch in the vagina. Rating M.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,093 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
I promise you walls by mirai3k reviews
He keeps his head on your pillow, stares at the ceiling. You look at him, can't look away. Or, in which everyone is waiting for the day that Yukio will not be able to save the world from his brother or his brother from the world.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Yukio O., Rin O. - Complete
Young Fun Sans Sun Electric Shock Egomania by Novelist Pup reviews
Human AU: awkward high school senior Karkat Vantas is head over heels for John Egbert, but John is probably in total love with Dave Strider. So, completely reasonably, Karkat pretends to be a serial killer to 'encourage' John into his arms.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,539 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Karkat V., John E.
my brother's keeper by mirai3k reviews
If his hands shake a little, Rin pretends not to see. AU following the events of episode 24. character/relationship study of the Okumura brothers.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Rin O., Yukio O. - Complete
tell me we both matter by mirai3k reviews
It could've been easier, you think, being alone. Yukio&Rin or Yukio/Rin. It is what it is.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Yukio O., Rin O. - Complete
A story at 2:48 AM by xXFissshBonesssXx reviews
Hiruma wakes up to something unusual. Rating may go up in later chapters. Hiruma/Sena
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,278 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Hiruma Y., Sena K.
The Face on the Soda Bottle Label by Tala Mitena reviews
For Sora, finding his soulmate was easy. All he had to do was drink a soda. But convincing his soulmate they are truly meant to be? That's another story. RS.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,021 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Sora, Riku
There Is A Cartography To This by hadaka reviews
But the maps are useless, they're all of places we can't get to. 2nd, Maps.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Sena K., Hiruma Y. - Complete
Happy, Happy Days by jxp7962 reviews
Five times in which Izaya laughs insanely. Shizaya. Rated M to be safe.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
To Hell with Chastity by Pollux Unbound reviews
Ichigo wonders why he has to be a virgin at this critical time. To think he is alone in the desert with an Arrancar dude, Grimmjow Jaggerjack, why indeed? One-shot GrimmIchi
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Too Lame For a Title by Vermillion Lies reviews
Axel's just a liar, professionally. Roxas is his own puppet master. Larxene lives life like a pingpong ball. Namine's the quiet kid who's going to snap one day. Shh, Marluxia's only a dream. Zexion likes to watch the puppets dance. Quirky. title changed.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,143 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Zexion, Demyx
Carry You Home by Lionchu reviews
Roxas is new, showing promise, and always slowing everyone down. Axel doesn't mind. AkuRoku Starts out fluffy and goes into non-serious crack. Rating may change next chapter - lemon is planned.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,421 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Axel, Roxas
Geeks In Love by Novelist Pup reviews
For Yullen Week. AU: The first time Allen Walker was cursed to meet social retard Yuu Kanda was on a Game Night Out held by mutual frienemy, Lavi. Sometimes, he suspects he might regret it.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,790 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
Fourth Down Conversion by hadaka reviews
The act of using a fourth down play to make a first down.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,750 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Sena K., Hiruma Y. - Complete
The Wardrobe Debacle by TeaMongrel reviews
Grimmjow brings to light a little problem with Ichigos bankai. shounen-ai
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Five Times Hiruma Yoichi Left Someone Speechless by hadaka reviews
And one when he didn't.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Hiruma Y., Sena K. - Complete
You be the Road by lhbaghead reviews
There is Kanda, who is stupidly pretty; there is Allen, who is stupidly infatuated with him; then there is Lavi and Lenalee, who have stupid plans to get them together. All in all, Allen isn't sure if it's a good thing or a bad thing. Really. AllenKanda
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,717 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu
My Love, My Spirit Medium by Darkbrokenreaper reviews
AU Allen Walker has inherited an old mansion but things are not what they seem and suddenly he finds himself in the hold of a certain irritable Japanese ghost that only he can see. Yullen.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,338 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu
Right Hand Red by Aerith Queen of Cetra reviews
.:KandaxAllen:. “Strip... Twister?” “Yeah! Come on Kanda! It'll be fun!” Despite what Allen said, Kanda knew it would be anything but fun...
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Chibi Lolita by Blood Soaked Redemption reviews
A violent 1st grader named Yuu Kanda gets a preschool buddy with bullying problems. YULLEN! Birthday Oneshot for Koru Da Fern Princess Based on the later chapters of DGM with the Order moving and all.. Not any real spoilers at all..
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Boys by Casey V reviews
It's about growing up, mostly. Sometimes it's about love and sometimes it's about friendship. Sometimes it's about hockey. But sometimes it's about the difference between what's real and what's fake, between being a boy and being a man. Riku/Sora, Roxas
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 179,135 - Reviews: 1285 - Favs: 1,586 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Stripped by Loid reviews
The line between unbridled hatred and unconscious lust takes front seat in this story about an unconventional relationship between Shinigami and Hollow. GrimmIchi. Rated MA for violence, strong sexual content involving males and language.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,089 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Hack Value by Souvenir reviews
You know what you are? You're like Sudoku. You're too complicated. You're black and white. Everybody pronounces your name wrong. And every time I feel like I've finally solved you, I realize that I've screwed it up beyond imagination. God,I love puzzles.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,768 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Axel, Roxas
Into the Fire by Aleia15 reviews
With Renji things were simple; Grimmjow was in himself a complication. Renji/Ichigo, Grimmjow/Ichigo, Grimmjow/Ichigo/Renji
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,538 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Rapunzel by Novelist Pup reviews
CRACK: In which Kanda, during a botched kidnapping led by one Tyki Mikk, is trapped in a tower, naked. And Allen is the only "Prince Charming" avaliable, unfortunately.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
Better Than Nothing by otter cook reviews
Aizen ordered it and so it must be done. Just remember: Hate is better than nothing. !Grimmjow x Ichigo, slash!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,727 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.
Summer Camp by Dmc Fan reviews
Dante and Vergil get sent to summer camp. Please review?
Devil May Cry - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,352 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 9/12/2007
Pillow Talk by Val-Creative reviews
Gwendal gets an unpleasant surprise at two in the morning. Yuuram. Oneshot. Short. T for sexual mentions, alcohol consumption, and the author's weird quirks.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Yuri S., Wolfram vB. - Complete
A Certain Chef by AkuRoku.Dragon reviews
AkuRoku! Axel finds a certain chef who quickly catches his eyes. Now, how to get his take out order...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,456 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Axel, Roxas
Bernera by Metaphoria reviews
“Let's go to Radiant Bastion, kids!” he said. Except, he didn't say it as happily and it wasn't just because he thought it was a good holiday destination [which it wasn't]. AkuRoku Zemyx Cleon
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Roxas, Axel
One Stroke by Bjanik reviews
Summary: Sometimes acting on that homicidal tendency is the right thing to do. Precrazy Sephiroth.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 94,410 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/18/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Sephiroth, Zack F. - Complete
When the Circus Came to Town by Mad-TopHat-Ter reviews
What happens when the peaceful and subdued world of Twilight Town is visited by a renowned traveling circus? AxelRoxas and possible sidepairings but...I'll leave you guessing on those for a while YAOI, M to be safe.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 140,318 - Reviews: 919 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 10/5/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Petit Rivalry by yukuro reviews
Through a brilliant deduction, Kanda discovers his greatest adversary. Allen on the other hand, remains blissfully ignorant. [KandaxAllen, TimcanpyxAllen...seriously.]
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Complete
The Riku Method by Novelist Pup reviews
Riku's way of handling heartbreak. [RikuSora]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Riku, Sora - Complete
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melt with you reviews
Where Allen is the new kid without a home, and Kanda is the beautiful boy next door. Yullen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,745 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
checkmarks reviews
The nine steps of falling out of hate with yourself and your enemy. GrimmIchiHichi/GrimmIchi HichiIchi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Dark Ichigo, Grimmjow J. - Complete
BLEACH CAPSLOCK RECAPS reviews
With the insanity that is the Bleach Manga right now, I decided it could never get as cracky. BUT WAIT, it can! With the help of caps, of course; that and someone with too much time on their hands recapping it. BLEACH RECAPS-CAPS, I CHOOSE YOU!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2010
Becoming Insane reviews
There is something to be said about roommates, and the eventual relationships one builds upon meeting strangers. Unfortunately for Ichigo, life has never been cool like that, so he's stuck with an irritating Grimmjow. Dammit. GrimmIchi, CRACK.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,620 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.
absolute beginners reviews
Dojima is, admittedly, not the best father figure. But even he can tell when things with Souji are, erm, different, so to speak. Especially with that goddamn Hanamura kid. Crack!Fic, SoujiYosuke
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2010 - R. Dojima, Souji S./Yuu N. - Complete
signs of love reviews
Yachiru attends kindergarden, in the real world, and Kenpachi- in all his murderous, fatherly glory -is more than not impressed.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2010 - K. Zaraki - Complete
sweetness reviews
There's Izaya, who's a bit of a dumbass, and Shizuo, who- for reasons Izaya doesn't quite understand -is kind of hot. Shizaya, Crack
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Complete
rain keeps falling down reviews
It's the end of the world, and Allen decides to spend his last days with Kanda. AU/Fluff
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,532 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Breath into Me reviews
The end of a story that'll never be told, that's what Kanda knows this is. He doens't want to tell it; won't bother - all you need is the end.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
So Good reviews
Ice cream is amazing, quite frankly. Even if every aspect of it reminds Allen of Kanda. Yullen, CRACK
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Angel Dust reviews
Allen Walker has wings - it's just that nobody can see them. Only Kanda. CRACK!Fluff..? Yullen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Accidentally in Love reviews
He's been thinking too much, Kanda reckons. And its all the damn bean sprouts fault--! Kanda*Allen, Fluff
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete