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Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, RuneScape, Harry Potter, and Cowboy Bebop.

I have a terrible weakness for realism.

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Okay, that was cheesy, hello. They call me Brit, Dash or Tani (that's in alphabetical order). I write bad KabuSaku fics, love pulp fiction, and when I grow up, I wanna be a sky pirate. My lifelong dream is to actually update something, and to actually finish Fullmetal Alchemist. I am a chronic roleplayer; I am also a moderator-slash-troll at this Naruto forum, and you should visit it immediately --

No, seriously, stop reading my profile and CLICK IT. NOW.

Okay, now you can keep going. Blah blah blah, I like writing, traveling, art, music and photography. I do not aspire to change the world. It can stay exactly as it is if it wants to.

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Cowboy Bebop, Naruto, Vampire Knight, Fruits Basket i do requests~

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"I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismograph" -- Ken Kesey

-- 14/1/11


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Count Me In by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. I propose a road trip. Like, right now. So ladies, pack your clothes, makeup, and junk food, and don't forget the IDs! Oh, and, uh, some gas money would be nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,284 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Sakura H., Ino Y., Hinata H., Tenten
Blisters on Her Feet by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
"I owe it to my team. I am going to CRUSH my competition, and take the title of Miss Konoha. It's your turn to look at my back - again!" CRACK. ShikaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,353 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
Phantasmagoria by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
AU. Sakura falls in love with a book, Kiba's trapped inside one, and Sasuke's all that can bring them together. This is a typical love triangle, but the real story is anything but traditional.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,907 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Bombshell Records by angelforshow reviews
AU. SasuSaku. I vow not to let Karin win. I vow not to get shitfaced every night. I vow to get revenge. This is no fairytale, people. This is WAR.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,887 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
There's a Fine Line by Kali Cephirot reviews
Ouran ficlets, drabbles and oneliners. Probably all the characters, going from funny to serious to romance, several pairings: included yaoi, yuri, het, twincest.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,215 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 6/26/2006
Take It or Leave It by korinara reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2410 - Favs: 2,582 - Follows: 1,623 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
mad love by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Sakura kissed a girl and she liked it. Maybe. She's not too sure. And she really hopes Sasuke won't mind it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Runaway by angelforshow reviews
AU. "I take this bus not knowing where I'll end up at, but certain that I will never stay for too long." A girl has to search everywhere to seek her fortune. Remaining static will get her no where. Eventual SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 83 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
La Réflexion by angelforshow reviews
AU. Tenten stares into the mirror and she doesn't really know what she sees in herself anymore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Tenten - Complete
Words that Start with K by saiyan.caress reviews
Tarrant/Alice fluffy drabble, see title for rest of summary.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Smear It Splendid by allurement reviews
[AU][SasuSaku] “Do you think this is a game? That fifty four school girls committing mass suicide is funny?” There are no happy endings in this one, just inbetweens.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,202 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
switching sides by ohwhatsherface reviews
Sakura is done with boys and her teammates... well, they don't quite understand.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Sweetest Misery by ShadowKyra reviews
Haru is in love, but Haru is also delusional. A Haru-centric fic involving Tsuna/Kyoko and hinted 5986. Rated T for mentions of suicide. Oneshot.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Haru M. - Complete
Bachelorette Party by wanderamaranth reviews
So what do improper Victorian ladies do for a bachelorette party, anyways? Featuring the Chattaway twins, Alice, a nerve-filled McTwisp and a very happy Hatter. Alice/Hatter
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Life Ain't Sacred by Alliriyan reviews
“All you’re doing is surviving, when you could be winning. Now you’re lucky that gang you just slaughtered was a buncha downright bastards nobody liked, or I’d be thinking more than twice about saying this. Join my crew, Revy Two-Hands.”
Black Lagoon - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Revy, Dutch - Complete
Sinless by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Nights, in Sakura's world, are meant for staying awake and hoping he doesn't find her. But running away only works for so long. SasuSaku. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
the long and winding road by ohwhatsherface reviews
The path of revenge, she realizes, is lonely indeed. But sacrifices need to be made.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
prism by angelforshow reviews
AU. SasuSaku. she still paints and he still strums and she'll treasure that guitar pick forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,249 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Die, Everyone’s Doing It by allurement reviews
AU. The zombie apocalypse has arrived, and eleven teenagers find themselves seeking refuge at their high school. But with the zombies looking for fresh blood at every corner, and the gang getting killed off one by one, is survival really possible?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,135 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Kiba I.
Miranda's James by Kitkat's Girl reviews
you all remember James as being a vicious murderer, but Miranda only knows the kind gentle James who she met on her uncles yacht. Edward couldn't bare to kill someone he knew could do good... this is James' story...and Jacobs...and some others!M for futur
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,090 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 10/6/2008 - James
The General Principles of Ditching at the Altar by La Trizzle reviews
Diamond rings? Check. Fabulously expensive Italian heels? Check. Make sure to scam him for all he's worth, girls, then it's time to ditch that sucker and move on. Just remember to bring the alcohol with you. Oh, and try not to fall in love. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 119 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Spice Jam by Epic ADD reviews
AU. CRACK. Silly Spice. Scruffy Spice. Sleepy Spice. Nice Spice. Cinnamon Spice. Sexy Spice. Smiley Spice. This was one offer Sakura should've refused.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,209 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
what i go to school for by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Sakura decides not to go to prom and text messages are sent. A lot of them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fanfiction Hell by Uzuki-Kun reviews
Ever wondered if the Naruto characters read your fanfictions...well, they do! And they are mad as all hell! Now they are the ones writing. Latest Chapter: Hinata's depressed, and her sister is all up in her grill.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,478 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/26/2007
Serendipity by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
AU. She had been a 5 on the scale for too long: not pretty, not ugly, just Sakura. That was, until Kiba strolled into her life and proclaimed her a 10. But what’s the price to pay for beauty, and is it worth it? Sakura's not so sure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,755 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
A Common Error by Xinthos reviews
Doesn't he know that they're married? -- One Shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
International Incidents by Digital Skitty reviews
Kakashi, and somehow Deidara as well, get shipped overseas as foreign exchange students. The only problem? ...Everything. Let's all cause an international incident! -AU, high school, yaoi, foreign languages-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,232 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008
Ivalian nights, or a world beyond the Mist by Nuclear Burp reviews
A series of oneshots, Drabbles, Songfics and Poemfics written for your amusement and wonder.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,052 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Complete
Candyman by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Oneshot. Minor SasuSaku. Who in their right mind would ever choose Shikamaru over him? It just didn't make any sense to poor, abandoned Sasuke. Either way, something had to be done. Something drastic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,665 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Spaces Between Things by Talps reviews
Oneshot. The last journey of an ancient adventurer.
RuneScape - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Complete
Mon Ami by ShadowKyra reviews
Tamaki and Kyouya get involved in an argument that threatens to destroy both their friendship and the host club. Can the host club bring them back together before they fall apart? Tamaki and Kyouya friendship. Rated K for safety.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,880 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O.
Blanks, Dots and Spirals by Nuclear Burp reviews
Ninja don't have time to look into the eyes of somebody else, but they can listen to the tales of the great to pass what little time they have. Drabble collection. Number 20: InoGaa
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,620 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Neko Neko, Meow Meow by ShadowKyra reviews
Things get weird in the Akatsuki base when itachi brings a little black cat back from a mission. The members start to fall victim to a strange sereies of events. Will this little demon furball bring the end of the Akatsuki? Rated for safety.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Itachi U.
Envy vs Sexy no Jutsu by Idiot Number 42 reviews
Naruto/Fullmetal Alchemist crossover, Crack, Oneshot. Envy's walking through some random woods when he meets a teenager in orange... warning for silliness and lots of heavily implied pairings, including EdEnvy and NaruEnvy.
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Naruto U., Envy - Complete
Time Bomb by snappleducated reviews
You are too fast in accepting the idea of suicide. This wasn't. — Misa
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Misa A. - Complete
Super Guardian by Aishiteru Aizen
I can safely say that the Day Class of females is the most undermined social group in the entire student body. Now perhaps she isn’t as gung-ho over the elite class as the rest of the girls are, but I see the way she looks at Kaname Kuran with those cutth
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2008
Redefine Typical by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
It took Sakura four meetings to ask for Sasuke's name, and only one to tell him not to fall for her. It took Sasuke one meeting to realize Sakura was very likely insane, and four for him to decide that that was okay. SasuSaku. Oneshot. For Anne.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,896 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 77 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Insectia Discordum, Vox Harmonium by Nuclear Burp reviews
There is an Aburame who is displeased. For his own reasons, for his own belief in fate, it slowly takes its toll.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Shino A. - Complete
Culture Shock by Rainstorm Amaya Arianrhod reviews
Because, when you get down to it, the Scanra/Tortallan war? Is just namecalling. A Scanran stumbles across a Tortallan camp and experiences some geographical confusion. Drabble for team fen's Neglected Country Challenge.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Complete
Invasion of the Senseis! Dum, Dum, Duummm! by GlitchGirl23 reviews
Take all the sensei's from Naruto and the Akatsuki members, put them in place of high school teachers and badda bing badda boom, you have a hell of a school year!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 180,685 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Itachi U., Jiraiya - Complete
Substitute by IncaGold27 reviews
After Ruka has been rejected by Kaname, she asks Kain to do something for her. He can’t deny her anything, so he complies, but sometimes feelings can change through the simplest of gestures. Oneshot.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Kain A., Ruka - Complete
SAKURA: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by ahzheejhei reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a SAKURA HARUNO! With this nifty little guide, you can learn the basics of rasing and caring for Konoha's beloved Cherry Blossom!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Week A Day by Rainstorm Amaya Arianrhod reviews
Seven people, seven traits, seven days. Sunday: Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008
The Dog, the Rat, and the Boy by concretya reviews
Phelan is lost after a certain death, especially when his two worlds collide. Goodwin and Tunstall decide he needs a talking-to. Post-Terrier.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Tortall - Complete
Don't Sugar Coat It by M.C. Wilde reviews
A four-part featuring L and the sweets he craves.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,982 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/21/2008 - Published: 3/12/2008 - L - Complete
The KabuSaku Guide: Trapped In A Cave by Ashi Ruby reviews
WARNING: When trapped in a cave, these steps may not help save your life. They will, however, cause extreme embarrassment, awkward situations, and eye-scaring images. Follow at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Kabuto Y., Sakura H. - Complete
The Eccentric Files by Ren and Missa reviews
When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,190 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 1,612 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Road Trip by Flutie2891 reviews
Honestly, Sakura couldn't take those idiots anywhere. Team 7 plus Sai.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
A Few Words of Wisdom by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. It was a day chock full of revelations. Hidan learned that he should never, ever be allowed to speak in public. And Deidara discovered that the Akatsuki leader had a somewhat questionable opinion of his appearance. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 6934 - Favs: 5,140 - Follows: 2,087 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
One step too far by Flub reviews
Zutaradrabbles. Cute, funny and.. humm.. that's about it.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
A little Tophstory by Flub reviews
just a little Toph oneshot
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Toph - Complete
TheCherryOnTop by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. She's gone unnoticed for forever but suddenly everyone is seeing her, leaving her with one thing to do. Blog it, of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,924 - Reviews: 1753 - Favs: 1,836 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Piano by Wolf Maid reviews
Angsty Dean. 'No one ever expect that Dean plays the piano.' Sam stumbles upon Dean playing the piano, not realizing he knew how.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Tough Guys Like Pink by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
[Inspired by The Eccentric Files, done with permission][Oneshot] Sasuke never let anyone touch his crayon. So, Ino couldn't help but wonder, why was her best friend getting away with it unscathed? [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 92 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just Kill Me Now by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. Watching him take all her orders kind of made her wish she didn't throw out that whip she had gotten at her bachelorette party...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Spoiled by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. Oh great. My husband's a sex addict.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
From Those Things We Call Hearts by ohwhatsherface reviews
Team7. Porn therapy, apparently was supposed to help their sensei feel better, but when Sasuke burns what materials they've got, its up to Team Seven to use their imaginations... Pray for them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 66 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Why Do You Hate Milk? by ahzheejhei reviews
Ever wonder why Full Metal detests milk? It all started when his mom had just finished baking cookies…the beginning of something TERRIFYING in his seven year old life. [OneShot]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Edward E. - Complete
Shampoo by lexkixass reviews
After a mission all Tenten wants to do is wash her hair. Is that so much to ask?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
A Question of Loyalty by 20 Thousand Leagues reviews
For Kabuto, it's only a matter of time.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Kabuto Y. - Complete
The Road to Life by iMissa reviews
Kakashi's Road to Life leads him to a bar, fully intending to forget his latest mission. However, he doesn't expect Sakura to be there. Beware the extravaganza of crack!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Into Sakura's Lair by ohwhatsherface reviews
While Sakura sleeps, Naruto and Sasuke go through her bag in search of food. Tampons and underwear galore.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Question of Lust by Sephielya J. Maxwell reviews
KakaKabu Yaoi. Kabuto visits Kakashi's apartment one night, and it's not the first time. There's a question to be answered, but it doesn't take words.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Kabuto Y., Kakashi H. - Complete
Floozy by Flutie2891 reviews
Katara reflects on her complicated lovelife. Pairings abound.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Katara - Complete
Bath Time by Ariana Deralte reviews
Rin vows to make Manji take a bath...
Blade of the Immortal - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/19/2001
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the day the ice melted reviews
She was Saturday night, and he was Sunday morning. ShikaTema, AU. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,689 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
permanent vacation reviews
Just another day on the Bebop. Oneshot.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Spike S., Faye V. - Complete
you can never know everything reviews
Ninjas, pirates, and the young wizard Harry Potter. What could be better? Oneshot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Prisoners reviews
Oneshot. "I did NOT run around like a headless chicken, I made well-planned tactical manouevres. KabuSakuSasu. SEQUEL TO DIPLOMACY.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Kabuto Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Walking With Gods reviews
An epic drabble of good, evil, somewhere in between, the Fist Of Guthix and a rather short-lived game of cards. Oneshot.
RuneScape - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Saradomin, Zamorak - Complete
Diplomacy reviews
-OneShot- "You wrecked my shirt, and I can't see." Slight KabuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Kabuto Y., Sakura H. - Complete