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Joined 09-18-07, id: 1379411, Profile Updated: 01-20-11
Author has written 19 stories for Harry Potter, Misc. Books, Aldous Huxley, 1984, Shakespeare, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Death Note, Fullmetal Alchemist, Kill Bill, and Hunger Games.

If you've come this far, you've probably had an interesting journey...so thank you for reading my fics and whatnot. I'm happy if you enjoy them. :)

After looking at the fabulous Zchocolatebunniesrulezworld's shoutout to me and a certain fabulous Ramen Noodle, I must shout out back-

That was awesome, you guys are great-tastic, 3 in the morning was seriously NOT made for sleeping at all-there's a reason 3 AM was called the witching hour in medieval times-, SoichiroxWatari scares Aizawa, birthdays are lovely, and...I feel warm and fuzzy inside :) (...wow that was a long time ago.)

My stories are :

Patience: A very old songfic- Luna's POv after the series ends. Very simple- the song in it is longer than the whole story, maybe it is better that way-point of the story perhaps? I wrote it so long ago.

One More Night: I look back on this an I don't know how I like it compared to my other stories. Very abstract, I guess. I wrote it becuase I wanted to put in another point of view to the situation. YAY DELUSIONS HAPPY. Ha, I don't even know how i got inspired from this one.

Enough: LOL I wrap waay worse than Barty in this story and that is where this was inspired from! I wrote this in about 7 minutes, at the most, with no breaks which is bizarro for me. I think in this we all have some Barty in us :)

Helter Skelter Freedom: not exactly surrealism, more like subconcious-y. Run on sentences coming out of the woodwork- grammarfreaks BEWARE!! But it is for the benefit of the story, so it doesn't seem too grammatically incorrect. I think.

Flying: For those who have read Roll of Thunder, this is not too shabby. Drabble...no slash, though. Philosophical, in a way. This is one of my masterpieces, haha. YAY STACEY!

Those Who Know: My other masterpiece! woot! Half the time i thought Bernard was uber annoying and the other I thought it was just regular "Bizzare Society Angst tm". Well I saw some stuff between him and Helmholtz, and I thought Fanny could use a spotlight too so this is what happened.

For There Is nothing Covered: Wow this is cryptic. Well I thought OH YAY THEY SHOULD MEET and convinced meself NOT to use slash. Well...this wins my Most Bizzarre story. I thought that BB should basically be insane and have some sort of connection to Goldstein. Meh.

Things The Shakespeare Characters Would Never Say: Crackfic, definitely. Where tragedies are exploited for laughs by way of slash, singing, and verbal beyotch-slaps; and where comedies are parodied to the point of wack-osity with the same. ROMEO AND JULIET- MACBETH- A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM-TWELFTH NIGHT - KING LEAR so far

Fall: I was inspired from when Chibitalia was talking about why Rome died, and I was studying the fall of Rome in school. Kind of a straightforward fic.

I Can See Russia From My House: Because it had to be involved in Hetalia, and some country/state/whatever had to be spy on Ivan and Yao being romantic. By the way, Sedna is a name of an Inuit goddess so that is where I got the name. Well, now I wonder what Mongolia has to say...

Watercolor: This is my first Death Note fic posted EVAR!!1 And so to mark the epicness of this occasion, I based it off of a character who is barely in the series. But anyway, the fact that not much is known about Linda inspired me a lot :) And I referenced her quote in the story. Virtual highfives if you can recognize it :D

Rebirth: In my head for a long time I've wanted to write something about Mesopotamia, but I never really got inspired until recently. And one thing: THE FACT THAT IRAQ IS IN THIS STORY, ALONG WITH MENTIONS OF UNREST IN THE MODERN MIDDLE EAST DOES NOT MAKE THIS STORY AT ALL A POLITICAL STATEMENT. There should be more stories about Mesopotamia, after all, it was the first civilization!

Lines: So this idea came into my head of Envy wanting to be other people so he can be in relationships. Not that he wants to admit to such vulnerability...and that's how this was written. The end with Envy!Gracia and Hughes- you can interpret what exactly happened, but some of it is definite.

Stories of the Past: I had originally planned on writing something during the Soviet era and Ukraine is looking back on the days of Kievan Rus, but then it turned into this. I'm pleased with the result, isn't it fun when you can turn what your history project was on into fanfiction?

Things the FMA Characters Would Never Say: I am going to update soon. As in, right now it's January. Soon. :)

Sleep: WHY DOES MANGA-SLOTH GET NO LOVE. Seriously.

Laughing All The Way: recently saw Kill Bill...Elle Driver, wow, what a character 0.o. I liked getting inside her head. ^_^

When The Battle's Lost And Won: Ambition, war, and losing your mind, that's Archer...that Macbeth quote came to mind when I was watching Fma so that's how I got inspired.

Things I Will Not Do In Hunger Games: I want to do more of this but can't think of any...

La Llorona: Sloth is kind of difficult to write but I liked writing this a lot anyway. =)

I have a lot of plot bunnies lately, and increasingly less time to write them becuase of schoolwork...but I hope soon that the workload will lighten. Anyway, have a nice winter season & 2011! :)

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Shorts and Sweets by Dlvvanzor reviews
Sometimes it takes an Oreo cookie to decide who will be on top. All genres, characters, lengths, and levels of quality! LxL, MxM, or crack. Mostly humor. Rated for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 252 - Words: 85,199 - Reviews: 5322 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 7/23/2009
Fullmetal Lol by Nimrochan reviews
Crackfic parody. Ed is constantly drunk, and Al is generally depressed. Yet both persevere in their quest to restore their bodies through the legendary Internet, a mythical power said to hold unimaginable forces. However, a hidden, stupid evil awaits...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 37 - Words: 102,012 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 3/9/2010
A Million Reasons Why by Wasabi-san reviews
-"You don't have to like someone for something. That's not really liking them." ED/ENVY HIGH SCHOOL AU. First FMA ever. Please R&R
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,033 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
Nymphadora Tonks Goes To Hell by The Impossible Slashtronaut reviews
Featuring emo rock star Andrew Jackson, an impregnated dictator, a singing barber, Maximilian Robespierre as the Sassy Gay Friend, spontaneous musical numbers, the North Korean Quidditch team, the saga of Anti-Christ Bob, and general insanity. COMPLETE!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,932 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - N. Tonks - Complete
Wife Swap by muszka reviews
Kink Meme fic. There's a TV show, where two families trade wives for two weeks, and the families learn something about themselves and how they can become a better family unit. Varied POVs, varied pairings. full request's inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,562 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Turkey, Finland
Gegen Gott by PockymonX3 reviews
Homosexuality is a sin, what I've been taught my whole life. Ever since the accident. Then I met him, at a Catholic school of all places. Edvy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,706 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
Tonks' Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day by The Impossible Slashtronaut reviews
Nymphadora Tonks is having a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day and decides to go on a killing spree. AU. Crack. Written in 2007.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2010 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
One Can Never Have Too Many Socks by The Impossible Slashtronaut reviews
Dumbledore and Dobby discuss socks in heaven. May or may not be DumbleDobby slash depending on the reader. Written in 2007.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Albus D., Dobby - Complete
Treatment by Chalupakabra reviews
Tino is a young psychology major, well known for being kind and eager to help others with their issues, but less so for his habit of profiling "patients" on campus. His therapist's eye has fixed on Berwald, but will he be the one who ends up on the couch?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,432 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sweden, Finland
Enchanted by evilmanray reviews
AU. An old fairytale long since forgotten becomes a reality when Yao Wang, a single divorce lawyer living in New York City, finds a very lost Prince Ivan The Brave, the heir to the throne of the Soviet Union. Russia/China, Ivan/Yao.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,753 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Russia, China - Complete
Outcast by Angelsaurus reviews
How could this school, this St. Hetalia Academy, be so universally lauded when I had never heard it spoken of before? It sounded more like a secret society than a school to me.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 127,566 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Drinking With You by The Emptypot reviews
Berwald spills coffee on the object of his affections. Add a confused, but calm Tino, and an all to willing to help Denmark, then stir. Add three parts Moe!Sweden and let simmer for 5 minutes. Enjoy. SuFin/Fluff,
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Sweden, Finland
Like Something Out of an Awful Horror Flick by Canadino reviews
After the turn of the century, the world has been taken over by Mutations. Fortunately, the planet has people like Denmark to fend them off. Equally as fortunately, the planet has people like Norway to keep them in check. DenNor, slight SuFin
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Danny Boy by Corsiva Vyrae reviews
And as she watched her children make the promise in front of her grave, a promise that would be the start of their suffering, she wished with everything she had that she could've been a stronger woman. A stronger mother. She had left too soon.Angel!Trisha
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Trisha E. - Complete
A Merry Little Christmas by evilmanray reviews
AU. Ivan ignored all the other little orphans prancing around and beating each other up with holiday gusto and walked straight over to the pretty, yet lonely, looking one in the back. Russia/China, Ivan/Yao.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,759 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Russia, China - Complete
The golden cage by WinnieGret reviews
The period of the Golden Horde. A teenage Ivan accompanies his prince to the Mongol camp, where he meets Yao for the first time. Seductive!Yao/Innocent!Ivan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2010 - China, Russia - Complete
Paintings by Jinx135 reviews
One-shot. Lust builds hatred toward the human memories she carries with her.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Lust, Gluttony - Complete
Steel and Serpent by Jordanna Morgan reviews
It was remarkable, the things a person could get used to.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,606 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Martel - Complete
Telephone by Mustang and Hughes featuring Envy by Masta of da House reviews
Lady Gaga parody. By the way I'm pretty sure Gaga is a homunculs...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
My Immortal by Kelly Mareher reviews
The prep version of My Immortal, by Tara Gilesbie AKA xxxbloodyrists666xxx. So goffik people, no flaming!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009 - OC, Draco M.
Origins by LaurelNymph reviews
America notices that Russia has a disturbing amount of Hello Kitty paraphernalia and wonders where the hell it all came from. Rochu, human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Russia, China - Complete
The Layers of a Cake by SuicideMonday reviews
AU. "If you're going to forget me, please don't fall back into my life." Dedication and love. It's a careful process. But what if the steps have been forgotten? -Human names used. Pairings: RussiaxChina, USxUK, FrancexCanada, GermanyxN.Italy, SpainxRomano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,813 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Russia, China
Fragmented by kagayaspirits reviews
There goes the wool thread that binds us all. Into fragmented pieces.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Ukraine
Safe and Sound by Reaper-Lawliet reviews
Mary Sue Parody, for Rose.Oracle. Twoshot. One day, a mysterious new nation shows up a meeting, and announces that she's going to marry Russia- whether Russia wants to or not. Mild Russia/China.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,581 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Russia, China - Complete
Drunk's Diary by Waiting On Yesterday reviews
The 3rd Hunger Games Mockingjay , or at least how I think it'll happen, in Haymitch's perspective. Cannon pairings. Post CF with Catching Fire spoilers, obviously
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Haymitch A.
Starfish by Doc Scratch reviews
If certain species of starfish are cut in half, each half will regenerate into a complete starfish.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2010 - South Korea - Complete
10 ways to drive Austria insane by tedyvirysa reviews
Well here it is all done hope you have fun reading it and please take mercy on me because I am new at this and of course this is my first fanfic . Disclaimer: I don’t own Hetalia- Axis Powers.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,409 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
A Maid in Hetalia by Hasegawa reviews
China as a maid. Russia as his master. Hilarity ensues. FLuff. Angst. Pairings: Russia X China, Greece X Japan. Warning: AU, YAOI all under this penname is anyway .
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,806 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Russia, China - Complete
Dreams by Ros3bud009 reviews
Often dreams are simply random assortments of the elements stored in a person's brain. Sometimes we wish they were more. Sometimes we get more. Often times we regret it. One-sided Sweden/Finland
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
The Last Peony by randomlvr1 reviews
Russia loves flowers, but flowers don't like the cold, they don't like him. Except for his most prized flower who doesn't mind Russia's cold hands - a most stunning blossom born from a seed of evil. A flower of evil.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2010 - China, Russia - Complete
Imitation is the Best Form of Flattery by HappeDaez reviews
In which Italy imitates other countries with disastrous results. "Ve, want to become one with Italy?" Germany/Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Promises Kept by xblkdragonx reviews
A fairytale or reality? The answer is something Ivan finds out at a deadly price
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Published: 2/8/2010 - China, Russia - Complete
The Boy Who Couldn't Grow by Windswift reviews
Italy wants to know if Germany remembers a story.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2010 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Neverland by RainbowTanuki reviews
“Don’t ever grow up, my little one. You’re far too perfect they way you are.” slight China/ChibiRoshia oneshot. slight fluff and historical stuff Rated T just to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2010 - China, Russia - Complete
Larmes des Anges by Vatican City reviews
He could feel three million people dying and mourning and screaming, pleading helplessly to God to save them in Port-au-Prince. Revised as of 10-9-2011
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Complete
Killing Me Softly by Lady of the frozen black flame reviews
Yao is a Chinese man with cancer and Ivan is a Russian doctor assigned to Yao. They knew the risks of going into a relationship but would Ivan let Yao go if need it be? A prequel to Сухой лед by SuicideMonday. Now a stand-alone, due to SM's own prequel !
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/4/2010 - China, Russia
The Nutcracker Hetalia Style by Nathalie335 reviews
One Christmas Eve, Little Feliciano receives a Holy Roman Empire nutcracker, and is pulled into a magical and crack filled adventure. APH parody of the famous Christmas ballet story
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,796 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009
I Know What You Are by False Awakening reviews
A scene INSPIRED by Twilight. With Germany and Italy....
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Pandas Don't Eat Shirts by gingerOHHsnap reviews
China decides to work at an Asian nail salon in America to earn some extra money, but what happens when a mysterious guest shows up? Minor Russia x China. Inspired by a true story.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Published: 12/29/2009 - China, Russia - Complete
Northern Lights by Svala reviews
Not so lonely on a cold night -- Finland/Sweden introspective -- One-Shot written for the nordic5 Christmas Exchange @ LJ
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Lessons of Kissing by xblkdragonx reviews
Russia wants to teach China how to kiss, China has lessons of his own plans....
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Russia, China - Complete
There's Something About Texas by Liete reviews
-US/UK- 'If he looked sexy with the glasses, then England was absolutely irresistible.'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,020 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/4/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Regrets by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
On his wedding day, Remus Lupin remembers who he has lost and what he has never had.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
One More Bite by Aries Draco reviews
from the kink meme. Russia with an eating disorder.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Russia, China - Complete
Why Toris Uses Pens by barefoot11 reviews
There's always that one student in class that everyone's iffy of, and Toris just has to be sitting next to him. short!AU, No pairings, human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Russia, Lithuania - Complete
Of Overthinking Prophecies and Growing a Backbone by Sarah1281 reviews
A Macbeth parody in which Macbeth does anything to avoid being called a coward and doesn’t believe in witches, no one notices Lady Macbeth is obviously evil, everyone overthinks the prophecies, and Malcolm may be the only sane man.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,964 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Complete
Phantom of the opera Truth or Dare by AlexGhost reviews
Have a question? Have something stupid you always wanted to see your favorite character do? In this story you the reader get to choose a truth or dare for them to answer or perform. Characters from Leroux, Kay, ALW,you name it.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,255 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Erik
Exquisite Mister! by FragilePuzzle reviews
AU. There has been a string of murders concerning girls that enter beauty pageants, so a famed detective agency decides to send their best agents undercover to the Miss USA pageant to solve the case--Mello, Near, Light, and L. DISCONTINUED.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,558 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Mello, Near
I Do by Zchocolatebunniesrulezworld reviews
Their wedding was all Light hoped it would be: dancing, kissing, and love . . . and, expectedly, there were several unexpected turns involving swearing orphans and Sachiko sharing his baby photos with Watari, but of course he loved every minute of it.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,788 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Light Y., L
Timeless by Sarcastic Innocence reviews
You are beautiful." China reacts to a phrase spoken to him by his lover which brings back memories of a painful past.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Published: 10/11/2009 - China, Russia - Complete
Dysfunctional Marriage by RedParka reviews
Tino and Berwald aren't as happy as they used to be.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
To Have And To Hold by GF-221b reviews
My LJ fanfic100 challenge. Prompt 002. Middles. Melchior, now a lawyer, gets an interesting request from some old acquaintances of his. Hanschen/Ernst, and if you squint, there's a slight Melchior/OC floating around.
Spring Awakening - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Ernst R., Hanschen R. - Complete
Russian Roulette by WhimsicalShmoo reviews
Russia always has been fond of games. RussiaXChina
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Russia, China - Complete
Kittens by GF-221b reviews
My LJ fanfic100 challenge. Prompt 029. Birth. Anna's cat and a stray that lives under Georg's porch are having kittens. Ernst and Anna prepare to be grandparents. Anna/Georg, Hanschen/Ernst
Spring Awakening - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Ernst R., Anna - Complete
Roadkill by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 105 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Voldemort, Stan S. - Complete
Stroke of Genius by the arsonist reviews
If Raito had pursued this course of action, he never would have lost. Raito sends a special message to Mello through Sakura TV. Matt is included.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Light Y., Mello - Complete
He said, She said by Fabled-theWolf reviews
What happens when Russia finds out about his terrifying reputation? Well, he decides to hold a little meeting to find the root of all the rumors about him and his fellow countries. contains both country and human names and references to several pairings
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Russia, China - Complete
Accidentally by Oni No Yami Chan reviews
Gevanni makes a mistake and ends up intimately involved with his target, Mikami Teru, and Near soon realizes that this relationship could lead to Gevanni's death. [Incomplete, not planning on completing it.]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,065 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Mikami T., S. Gevanni
Alphonse's Agenda by Lemon Cookies reviews
If I had my original body back, the first thing I would do is...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Alphonse E. - Complete
Goodbye Archer! by crazy2696 reviews
SOmething I was challenged to write by theretard5892, in an hour! I chose my least favorite character and tortured him to death! ENOJY! HAH AHA HA!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/1/2009 - F. Archer - Complete
Mimbley by KingdomKey1121 reviews
Kimbley's adventures with Mimi Marquez.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Kimbley, Mimi M. - Complete
Wrapped in the Dying by lirance reviews
China is a phoenix wrapped in redness wrapped in metal wrapped in silk wrapped in the tarnished pale plastic of a thousand dying factories". Russia and China discuss pain, the past, and choices that cannot be undone, however much they are regretted.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2009 - China, Russia - Complete
Matryoshka by Boyue reviews
Ivan gives Yao a Matryoshka doll. Unfortunately, Yao doesn't really seem to like it. -RussiaChina/Oneshot-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/18/2009 - China, Russia - Complete
1984 by Lady Bitter Irony reviews
With all respect to Bowling for Soup...
1984 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Complete
Catcher in the Tower by BloodofthePen reviews
A parody retelling of Rapunzel, written in the style of "The Catcher in the Rye."
Crossover - Fairy Tales & Catcher in the Rye - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Complete
Be my valentine by UndertheApfelBaum reviews
A Eurovision crack!fic. Russia has more than one sister to be afraid of...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Russia, Ukraine - Complete
Torture by Mikkeneko reviews
Ed is a tough, determined Alchemist, who won't be pushed around or forced into anything against his will. But can he stand up to this? Humor, no pairing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Envy, Sloth - Complete
So Let That Be My Story by ShannonMD reviews
Ernst pays Wendla a visit when she is sick. My first Spring Awakening fic.
Spring Awakening - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Ernst R., Wendla B. - Complete
Rain Go Away by S J Smith-Evil Little Dog reviews
At the other side, there isn't always a rainbow. Paninya and Garfiel wait for Winry to come back to Rush Valley.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Garfiel - Complete
The Scent of Rain on Asphalt by lost and by the wind grieved reviews
Remus, abandoned by his parents on the streets of Paris, has since a young age lived and worked in the cities most infamous brothel: The Honeytrap. He is the main attraction and apparent heir. But, when he is accepted into Hogwarts school of Witchcraft an
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,688 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Are You Magical? by Little Patch of Heaven reviews
Normally, Elysia would listen to her mother’s rules, but today she was struck with the curse known as ‘boredom’ and thoughtlessly wandered off to where the green haired person had disappeared to. Oneshot updated with a small epilogue of sorts
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Elysia H., Envy - Complete
Homecoming by Dorryen Golde reviews
Jerome Eugene Morrow's thoughts about a certain Vincent Freeman, along with an alternate ending.
Gattaca - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Complete
Welcome to Wasilla by shouvley reviews
Set between Eclipse and BD when Jacob is running away. He hears a helicopter overhead. Sarah Palin is inside, assisting with the extermination of the excess wolf population. Unfortunately Jacob is in the wrong place at the wrong time. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Jacob - Complete
Love Note by Synonymous Brian reviews
CRACK. When Yagami Raito finds not a Death Note but a Love Note, in which whoever's name written in it falls in love, he decides to spread love throughout the 'hate filled world,' however... what he hadn't decided was falling in love himself. AU LxRaito
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,803 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Light Y., L
Broken Things by Kihin Ranno reviews
Sirius is beginning to crack, but Remus is afraid of broken things.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 39 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Not Alone by truthsetfree reviews
Warning: if you're a Remus/Tonks shipper, I highly doubt you'll like this...Disclaimer: Anything you recognize does not belong to me.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Baptism by Fire by Zephdae reviews
Eugene has a conversation with God.
Gattaca - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
The Ballad of MacB by The Anonymous Mouse reviews
Two raps, written for Macbeth. One from Macbeth's point of view, one from his and Macduff's viewpoint. Please R & R.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
Minimum Wage by Sushi Bowl reviews
Massie is forced to get a job. Set in late summer.
Clique - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,255 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Complete
HONK ing Off by honkugly reviews
This is a really funny thing. It's not very long, but it's hilarious.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Complete
Dream of Drowning by Corbeaun reviews
Sometimes Vincent wonders if he'd saved someone already dead. unrequited EugeneVincent
Gattaca - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Complete
Six Go Mad With Drums And Bass by LunaEquus reviews
What if Gemma, Kartik, Ann, Felicity, Pippa, and Ithal were in a band together? What if they lived in the same house? Title may eventually change!
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2007
And Now For Something Completely Different by Eltea reviews
Title shamelessly stolen from Monty Python. Remus Lupin is discovering that there is something very, very wrong at Number Twelve, Grimmauld Place....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Gimmicks by Smart Alex reviews
Vignettes based on the musical 'Gypsy'.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 5/23/2005
Hairy Snout, Human Heart by Wuff reviews
When Remus is sixteen, he is finally allowed to go to Hogwarts. But life is not as easy as that if you don't know how to behave around other teenagers and, worse, if you are bullied by a gang led by the infamous Sirius Black. Slash: SiriusxRemus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 110,544 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Score of Phantom of the Opera Reborn by Googleeyes reviews
The score of POTO has been retitled to give the audience a clearer picture of what is REALLY happening amongst all the pretty music. Inspired by The Score of J&H Retitled by EmaCarew1
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Complete
Homosexuals Anonymous by Lotten reviews
A terrible mistake has been made, but Remus' parents won't listen. They're sending him off to Dolores Umbridge's rehab for homosexuals. But where lies the real sickness? In the inhabitants, or in the place itself? WARNING: MAY CONTAIN HETEROSEXUAL LOVE XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,397 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L.
The Writing Assignment by truthsetfree reviews
After Lily goes to Hogwarts, Petunia gets a writing assignment. Disclaimer: Anything you recognize does not belong to me.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Petunia D. - Complete
Curiosity by Sheena-X-Zelos reviews
Rem contemplates her time spent with Misa as she wastes away. She's still curious towards this emotion called love. [spoilers][shoujoai][onesided RemMisa]
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Rem, Misa A. - Complete
Perfect by Dancing Nightmare reviews
[Mangaverse, HavocxSolaris!Lust] Solaris had been perfect. He really thought that she had been the one.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Jean H., Lust - Complete
What if Death Note was dubbed by 4kids? by 10joinfei reviews
Crack! The death note characters are gathered here to be told of the 'slight' changes to their show. Who will be given a gender change, who will be given a accent? Find Out in WHAT IF DEATH NOTE WAS DUBBED BY 4KIDS?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Light Y. - Complete
What Disney Really Meant by Everbloom-Karisa reviews
Series of oneshots. Disney song lyrics with what they mean underneath. Not that I'm claiming to know Disney's minds. Rated M for adult themes.
Disney - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/16/2007 - Published: 3/10/2007
Foaming at the Mouth by Sassy Lil Scorpio reviews
Insanity is far more frightening when cleverly concealed and unpredictable. A character study on Elle Driver.
Kill Bill - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Ellle D. - Complete
Treason by WallofIllusion reviews
Halle and Mello have a pleasant chat regarding trust, motive, and the finer points of treason. K plus for some swearing.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Halle L., Mello - Complete
Metronome by unwinding fantasy reviews
cigs booze eugene [Drabble][Complete]
Gattaca - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Complete
Half Human by Radical Phantom reviews
A series of drabblings all about Greed's chimeras and the general inhabitants of the Devil's Nest. Martel, Dorchette, Bido, Roa, Kimbly, maybe even Shou Tucker. Ranging anywhere from comedy to angst. Rating just to be safe. R&R
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/3/2006 - Published: 1/8/2006
Beware, Do Not Read These Letters! by Mira-Jade reviews
Dear Mr. Andrew Lloyd Webber, And so begins the casts complaints about the 2004 ALW movie. Don't say I didn't warn you. Finally COMPLETE! It's never to late to leave a review!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,288 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/22/2006 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Complete
The Question by SimplyElymas reviews
Reza asks Nadir and Erik where babies come from. Erik spits tea with lemon all over Nadir. Nadir is displeased. Implied slash and mature content, I suppose. Nothing you don't get in seventh grade sex ed.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Erik, Persian/Daroga - Complete
Someone Else by SimplyElymas reviews
Erik asks why Nadir hasn't married again, Nadir says he's in love with someone disallowed. Erik says the same. Subtle slash. Humorous.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Published: 9/14/2005
Practice by Koros reviews
Drabble. Roy Mustang practices his moves on the ladies in the mirror...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2005 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Drinking Partners by Oishii reviews
There were these two guys in a bar...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2005 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
Island by bagheera reviews
BRAVE NEW WORLD by Aldous Huxley :: Bernard and Helmholtz, exiled on the Falklands:: I believe this is is the very first and only fic to the novel.. if not, tell me!
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,117 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/25/2005 - Published: 10/20/2003
L'Heure Verte by Melissa the Sheep reviews
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. GreedEnvy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2005 - Greed, Envy
Frayed Ends of Sanity by Dragon Mistress reviews
Remus has been imprisoned in a mental hospital for the past decade by Sirius’ mother. Finally, Sirius gets the chance to free his lover from that hell, only to find Remus isn’t the same as he used to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,144 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/10/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Pretty Spin by yeaka reviews
Billy and Michael try some new things. (Slash.)
Billy Elliot - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/25/2005 - Complete
Ghetto Romeo and Juliet by hermyandronforevr reviews
This is a ghetto twist on the ever popular "Romeo and Juliet." Rated PG-13 for language, mild drug use, and slight sexual references.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2005
A Tragical Macbeth Parody by penandpaperx reviews
What if the Tragedy of Shakespeare’s Macbeth took place in a modern day Connecticut High School? This is what this parody explores. It started out as a short skit my friend and I wrote for English class. Reviews make the world go round.It is really funny.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/23/2005
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2547 - Favs: 5,850 - Follows: 341 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Macbeth's Halloween by Obscure Bird reviews
The Wierd Sisters invite characters from other plays to a Halloween party at the Macbeths'. Mostly just really wierd.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,886 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/2/2004
The Feline Diaries by Delleve reviews
Poor Fat Louie. He's comforted Mia, tries hard to not digest those socks, and has Fat in his name. All of this, and what time in the limelight does he get?
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/1/2004 - Published: 8/22/2004
Not Alone by Wicked Ravus reviews
A lovely little MacbethxLady Macbeth romance there is a lack of them. It's a one shot deal. Macbeth is feeling sleep deprived, and depressed, but he doesn't know why.
Shakespeare - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/30/2004 - Complete
Erik Loses His Marbles by AMarguerite reviews
In the literal sense, Erik loses his marbles, though the metaphorical sense is debatable. He also steals matches and builds a town out of mud. A phic on Erik's childhood, wherein he discovers revenge is sweet.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2004 - Erik - Complete
I Envy You by Yamazakura reviews
First moments of Envy's existing... [written long before Envy's true origin was enlightened]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2004 - Envy - Complete
The Dementor Song by Damien-Damien reviews
a parody to 'oops i did it again'
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 7/20/2004
Black by Dragon Mistress reviews
Remus Lupin is a shy, innocent London schoolboy. Sirius Black is a intimidating, mysterious young man with a startling background and attitude to spare. When the two cross paths, it becomes a matter of fate... and obsession. -COMPLETE-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,414 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/24/2004 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Beowulf: The Real Translation by Kakita Ki reviews
I was bored one day during English. We were reading Beowulf. This is the real translation of the book as translated by me.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/15/2004
On That Rainy Night by birdie-and-the-reaper reviews
As Lady Macbeth reflects on a problem, Duncan takes his thanes to a tavern and gets them drunk. Macbeth and Banquo gossip, which leads to things... (slash)
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,711 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/20/2004
Two Minds, One Freedom by Hermione-kun reviews
What was Vincent thinking as his ship steered to the stars? What was Eugene thinking when he set himself aflame? This short story tells it. WARNING: IMPLIED SLASH (if you want it...wink, wink)
Gattaca - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/7/2003
sepia by She's a Star reviews
'life felt like poetry with you. (i know how ridiculous this sounds.)' RL/SB.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/10/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Death of the King by Jaelawyn Noble reviews
What was going through Macbeth's mind before he killed Duncan
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/28/2003
Romeo and Juliet: The Comedy by Dr. Phyzzy reviews
This is my first fic! Romeo and Juliet are in the 60's, speaking hippie language and slang. Please R+R!
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/10/2003
Macbeth: A new tragedy by the monkey smurf reviews
Modern day satire of macbeth, piece of english I had to do. Please R&R. Enjoy!
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,227 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/22/2003
Bring it On! by Holly go lightly1 reviews
Kirsten Dunst? Meg Giry? Eh, tomato, tomah-to....Read an see what I mean.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/25/2002
The Compressed Macbeth by August Rose reviews
... Macbeth gets tricked, cheated and killed. It's a great plotline, made only more brilliant by my biting wit. Cough cough.
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/17/2001 - Published: 6/16/2001
Out of the closet, into the frying pan. by Cairnsy reviews
Percy decides to come out to his family. Slightly slashy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/3/2001
Closer to the Stars by Jainie Starr reviews
There is no gene for compassion. [SLASH!]
Gattaca - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,377 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/7/2000
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Things the FMA Characters Would Never Say reviews
Exactly what the title says. Shoes, marriage proposals, rampages of insanity, marinara sauce, and the world of Fullmetal Alchemist has gone very wrong in the best way possible.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010
La Llorona
She has to make sacrifices, and finds that the easy route is sometimes the hardest one to take. But it is all right by her, if the waiting pays off, or at least that's what she tells herself. Sloth character study, animeverse.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Sloth - Complete
Things I Will Not Do In Hunger Games reviews
Crackfic! One of those "Things I Must Not Do" fics. Katniss finds fanfiction, Peeta's baking takes a turn for the unlawful, Gale gets an interesting future, and Haymitch gets a love life...that is, if you break these rules.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Complete
When The Battle's Lost And Won reviews
Frank Archer is a man of war and you don't know the half of it, do you? Archer character study.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/19/2010 - F. Archer - Complete
Laughing All The Way reviews
Life was a dangerous game, and Elle Driver knew the only way to go about it was to break every rule there was. Elle-centric.
Kill Bill - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Complete
Sleep reviews
Sloth must fight. Sloth must fight, but soon he knows he will be able to sleep. manga-verse, Sloth-centric
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Sloth, Olivier A. - Complete
Stories of the Past reviews
Her mother is Kievan Rus, and she listens to the stories of the past, wondering what they mean for her future.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Ukraine - Complete
Lines reviews
Being others was a line waiting to be crossed, Envy knew. There were some things that Envy didn't want to know.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Envy, Maes H. - Complete
Rebirth reviews
The nations' people say it is 2010, and Mesopotamia is halfway between the afterlife and the Fertile Crescent.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/10/2010
Watercolor reviews
Linda forgot, or maybe she never knew, and maybe she never would know. Maybe it had all faded, and that was where she came from.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Linda - Complete
I Can See Russia From My House reviews
In which Alaska watches Russia and China's intimate moments from her window, and enjoys every minute of it. Crackfic. RoChu.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2010 - China, Russia
Fall reviews
Rome is the one everyone wanted to emulate. Rome fell, but others wanted to have their greatness. The nations realized what would happen too late. Everyone falls.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Ancient Rome
Things The Shakespeare Characters Would Never Say reviews
Title speaks for itself. Expect singing, irony, modern-day things,non-canon pairings, and general silliness. T for language and risque humor later on . Crackfic.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009
For There is Nothing Covered reviews
Big Brother has finally found Emmanuel Goldstein, and they are more alike than they think they are, no matter how much they don't want to admit it...
1984 - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Complete
Those Who Know reviews
Fanny knows something about Bernard, something that she wonders if she should know. Slash.
Aldous Huxley - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Complete
Flying reviews
Roll of thunder Hear My Cry Sometimes you have to learn to fly.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Complete
Enough reviews
Barty isn't like his father enough. Drabble oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Barty C. Jr. - Complete
One More Night reviews
Stay with me. Please.RLSB SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Patience reviews
I know you have questions, same ones as me, how long has it been, how long will it be...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Luna L. - Complete