Ten Years Ago
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Joined 09-18-07, id: 1379497, Profile Updated: 08-03-16
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Hello all.

So, I finally decided to just go ahead and delete all of my old stories. I'm trying to write professionally now and I don't really want these attached to my name. Most of you probably realized long ago that when I made these I had yet to get a good grasp on grammar and the English language. But now, ten years later, I am finally going to admit to it: I had no idea what I was doing. Heck, I'm still learning, but I'm glad to say I'm long past the point I was when I last wrote on here. I can't even bear to look at my old creations anymore. So I'm getting rid of them, and I'm even changing my username and removing my avatar image.

Anyways, just in case some of you would like to read them again, I am going to be saving these little documents and locking them away somewhere. So if you'd like to get them, just message me and I'll send them your way. It may be a long while before I get to see your request, though I will see it and respond eventually.

I guess that's that. I hope that some day you'll read an actual novel of mine and be happy with what you see. Until then, take care!

08-03-2016

Hey everyone. So its been around an hour since I made that update to my profile. Everything has changed now. My stories are gone. My avatar is gone too, and I am now known as "Ten Years Ago," a reflection of when I joined this site. Well, almost anyways. It has actually been almost nine, but that doesn't sound quite dramatic enough or roll off the tongue as well, does it?

Anyways, now that I got that little bit of humor out of the way, I have a little bit to add. 22 of my 23 remaining stories have been deleted off of this site and saved away elsewhere. All that remains is "Grand Theft Neutron," which I decided to leave up since I still chuckle quite a lot at it. There were a few stories I contemplated keeping up, since they were also funny or at least written a lot better than most of the others, but decided I decided against keeping any others around. But the fact remains that I hesitated to delete a few of them, so maybe one day you'll see them back up here.

Once again though, in case that day never comes, feel free to message me with the request of whatever story you'd like and you will get it. It may take a long time for me to see your message since I rarely check into this site anymore, but I will eventually see it and get the stories sent your way. I doubt there are many of you who will make such a request, but I thought I should put it up here just in case, so you'd know that option is on the table.

But anyways, for real this time, see you all on the flip side!

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Kingdom Hearts III:Trials of the Keyblade by Darius Almighty reviews
Join Sora in his new adventure, as he tries to stop the Keyblade War from consuming the worlds in darkness once again. Chapter 75: Battle of Disney Castle P1! R&R! Fic is now AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 75 - Words: 545,869 - Reviews: 1552 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Sora
Airduct Anecdotes Anthology by Quillon42 reviews
Series of stories about various Dead Rising survivors
Dead Rising - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 132,877 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 7/16/2007
Spongebob, Da Gangsta by RyuuRanger reviews
It's a case where Spongebob meets San Andreas and he becomes a guntoting gangster bent on death and destruction.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,881 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 8/2/2007 - SpongeBob, Sandy - Complete
Say Anything by Provocative and Talkative reviews
An excellent drinking game, in which you take two if you feel like ending it all. AU.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,723 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Lightning, Fang
Valon, Alister, and Raphael go to the zoo by FeatherFuck reviews
Ever wonder what happened to dartz’s gang after the orecalcose epidemic? Ever wonder what their everyday lives would be like?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Varon/Valon, Raphael - Complete
The Throne Room by DAHfan reviews
A Cutscene from the Upcoming Path of the Furon Game. Crypto and Pox arrive on Gorta, but they don't recieve a warm welcome.
Destroy All Humans! - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Complete
My Name Is Mr Turtle: Episode 1 by Peace Out 2 U reviews
Hey hope you enjoy the story.Rated T for some language.I don't own My Name is Earl.Sorry that the first chapter is short.
My Name is Earl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008
AC Adoptor by Mortal Anonymous reviews
Boomhauer is lost at sea, and gets rescued by pirates! Dale, Hank and Bill can't take Kahn's taunting on the hottest day ever, and plot to gain use of the Souphanousinphone's fancy new air conditioner.
King Of The Hill - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,782 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Complete
Gravestones by EvilProduct reviews
Niko and Roman visit the Liberty City Graveyard 1 year after the game's events. Familiar names appear on the marble stones. The Idea just came to me. Please review. I do not own anything about GTA. Changed to One-shot, see my profile for explanation.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
Mum, Dad And Roxas by RoxRox reviews
Larxene and Axel hate each other's guts, everyone knew that. What they all want to know though, is how their son Roxas came into being. Mixed together with Final Fantasy characters. mains are Larxel,Namixas,Sokai,Zemyx,RikuOC cuz he's lonely M to be saf
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,989 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Axel, Larxene
New Toys Can Be Killer by Mike9305 reviews
Andy recieves a new puppet for Christmas, and strange things happen...toys are murdered, and disaster strikes... With the help of old friends and new, can Buzz stop this great evil before it's too late?
Toy Story - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,421 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008
Dead Rising Or Alive by Quillon42 reviews
Characters from Dead Rising just about all of them, in one battle or another fight it out with just about all the characters of Dead Or Alive in four-on-one or five-on-one sometimes six-on-one fights...4/5/6 DR characters versus 1 DOA character.
Dead Rising - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 70,289 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Complete
Jimmy Electron Season 2 by Happy Smiles Inc
The dude with a 71 IQ and a 4-digit weight is back for more purely stupid, horrendously insane, all-around idiotically random adventures. Warning: Any suicides resulting from the reading of this parody are your own fault. You chose to read it, not me.
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,906 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/10/2008
Ways to piss off Jimmy! by Nae'ka reviews
Now not just Jimmy! There is also Derby, Gord, Chad, Johnny, Gary, and Petey! Enjoy!
Bully - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 8/13/2007
Revenge Of the Stewies by FanWriterWV reviews
Stewie has another plan for taking over the world. But will it be too big for him to handle?
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Stewie G., Brian G. - Complete
Jimmy Electron Season 1 by Happy Smiles Inc reviews
The first season of a crudely-made, stupid-joke-infested, all-around-makes-you-want-to-bang-your-head-against-the-wall-for-the-rest-of-eternity-or-forever-whichever-comes-first parody of Jimmy Neutron!
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,922 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 1/25/2008
Fairly OddGiOh! by DestinyZX reviews
FOPxYGO There’s a new craze in the town of Dimmsdale, California… Duel Monsters… and like everyone else, Timmy wants to be the number one duelist in the world. Can he beat the competition? And what relationships will form along the way? R&R please
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,518 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 9/2/2007
Dark Jak Massacre by The Imaginary One reviews
A story containing 99.8% randomness generated from two people's twisted minds. Oh, the other 0.2% is currently being used for a small amount of storyline. Enjoy! Chapter 5 added!
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Jak M., Praxis
The Survivor Tales by Deathbyfire1222 reviews
These are my stories about what happened to survivor's before they entered the mall. Every survivor will be in here.
Dead Rising - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,618 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 8/21/2007
Dead Falling by A-dizzle reviews
Technically a parody of Dead Rising and it has Sora and Roxas and some other characters... WARNING: VERY RANDOM you have been warned now read a review :
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/26/2007 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Sora, Roxas
Death Comes in Shades by Blood.Drop.Lolita reviews
Death comes in many shades, this particular one in the shade of green. Auron finds himself being plagued by a doll. This is more than just a toy… Auron is a toy in its game, and it looks like he is on the losing side. Rated for language, suicide, murder.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,166 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Auron - Complete
Kingdom Hearts Clue by TwilightFairy928 reviews
When Inspector Sora recieves a letter from Mr. Xehanort that Ansem T. Wise was murdered, he goes to the mansion in Twilight Town with his assistant Vivi to investigate. Based on the board game, Clue.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Sora, Xehanort - Complete
Midnight Lullaby by catseye 3 reviews
There are some things Earl has done that he can never fix
My Name is Earl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Complete
Halloween by Hey Lady Hey reviews
Halloween night. Bunny suits, goose stepping, pranks, run ins with Greasers and Bullies. Oh, and slash. [PeteyxJimmy, GaryxJimmy]
Bully - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,818 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Complete
Meet the Kowalski Family by Alzbeta Batoriova reviews
Petey reluctantly introduces Jimmy to his parents.
Bully - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Jimmy H., Peter K. - Complete
Dead Rising: The Parody by Luna-Starr reviews
Frank West, a photojounralist with a need for a ground breaking scoop, finds himself in a mall of zombies. Too bad he didnt pack a gun. Or some common sense. Spoilers.
Dead Rising - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,145 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/5/2007 - Published: 7/28/2007
Legend of Zelda: Dimwit Princess by P.T. Piranha reviews
Twilight Princess... Only weirder. Rated T for violence.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,709 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Link - Complete
Kingdom Hearts: Final Saga by WILDARMSMusashi reviews
Completed! Read the wonderous adventure and the beginning and ending of the Keyblade War.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 47 - Words: 26,383 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Sora, Roxas - Complete
DESTROY ALL ZOMBIES! by Thunderstarwarp reviews
It's 1998 and Raccoon City is falling apart. At first ignored but turned into something else. When Cryptosporidium is sent to see what has happened to Raccoon City, It's Destruction is truly reviled. Resident Evil & Destroy All Humans! Crossover
Crossover - Resident Evil & Destroy All Humans! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,010 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/12/2007 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Complete
Spongebob Director's Cut Series by Black Shy Guy reviews
See what goes on in Bikini Bottom that Nickelodeon's whiny goons would never show you! Violence, drug use, and swearing present. Now with the official Part Four: The Real Deal! ZOMG R&R!11!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,463 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 7/28/2005
Dead Rising: Justified by Lt Ian reviews
An edited and changed version of the popular game Dead Rising, by Capcom. Rated M for all the zombie gore, language, and for the sheer fact that Dead Rising has Zombie Erotica . Some JessiexOOC.
Misc. Games - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2007
Blue And Nerdy by b00n0se reviews
A parody of Weird Al's White and Nerdy with Squidward.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Complete
Why did this happen to me? by Xover-girl reviews
Kairi was walking home, alone in the night and a man rapes her. Now she's to scared to tell what happened to her to Sora and Riku and say that soon she's expecting a baby. No flames. First angst fic. Rated for language. COMPLETE!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,029 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/19/2005 - Published: 9/23/2005 - Complete
Thir13en Ghosts by Charles Xavier reviews
For the fate of Kairi and the other princesses, thirteen of our most beloved characters from Kingdom Hearts are forced to fight to the death against thirteen of the most atrocious horror movie icons ever to exist. Who will live, who will die?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,003 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/11/2005 - Published: 9/12/2004 - Complete
Red Snow 3: Coming to a Theater Near You by quietthinker reviews
Jimmy and the others have survived. They've learned the rules of a horror film. They think they know what to do. But in the final act of a trilogy, the rules are ignored. Anything goes in Red Snow 3.
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 18,421 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/10/2005 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Complete
Red Snow 2 by quietthinker reviews
It's been a year since the events in Red Snow. Cindy and Jimmy will never forget the friends they lost, but they're starting to move on. But when another teacher is killed during detention, they learn the hard way that horror stories have sequels.
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,077 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/3/2005 - Published: 9/1/2005 - Complete
Red Snow by quietthinker reviews
Jimmy and eight others find themselves locked in school the day before Christmas vacation. And someone is stalking them. Someone who's seen one too many horror movies.
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,222 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/31/2005 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Complete
All Together by Code Shadow reviews
pg13 for swearing. A funny fic with Freddy, Chucky, Leprechaun, Crypt Keeper, Jason and Candyman. What kind of trouble will they get themselves into? please read and review! Final chapter now up! complete
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,489 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/4/2005 - Published: 2/17/2004 - Complete
Experiment 000 by Sora W.T.K reviews
Experiment 000 is Jumba's latest creation. But he's up against an evil once thought forgotten.
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,652 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 11/15/2003 - Complete
Shaun of the Dead 2: Red Shaun by NCTibby reviews
Over a year after the events of Z-Day, Shaun finds himself in a battle against the undead again. But this time, it’s vampires. The future of Crouch End is at stake. Now Complete! Please R&R!
Shaun of the Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 47,323 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 10/25/2004 - Complete
SURREAL by Susan Bell reviews
Four years after Tidus's return, Yuna finds herself pregnant. Tidus's thoughts on the ... blessed event. R for language.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/25/2004 - Tidus, Yuna - Complete
Grand Theft Neutron reviews
The most random Jimmy Neutron story you will ever read. Guaranteed. Jimmy Neutron is property of whoever created him.
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,010 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Complete