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Joined 09-18-07, id: 1379507, Profile Updated: 10-03-08
Author has written 5 stories for Legend of Zelda.

www.myspace.com/zairos If you want to hear the tracks listed on my one-shots.

Ahoy thar. I think it's time for an profile update.

Things have been pretty much suck this year. I haven't had the time or interest to update any of my fics or do much else. my apologies to all of you who's fic's I've read but haven't reviewed. I'll leave yall one soon.

As for those who wished for me to continue lozuncut or that... other one. It's not gonna happen. sorry. I hate them and will delete them off my page soon, so if you want to keep anything from them you should print now.

I have a yaoi i need to finish for MCS'S special b-day present, and a GanonxOc for twili-imp. I will post those here as well as on my deviantart account undeadbrigadier.deviantart.com.

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A Blue Eyed Beast by Serene-Moon-Princess reviews
Cursed by Zant, Link turns into a beast every moonlit night. All he wants is to love a certain girl, but no one wants to love a beast. How can he hide his secret and get the attention of a certain someone?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,460 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Link, Ilia - Complete
Troubles by Dr34mer reviews
Howl is worried that a baby would be a burden but Sophie still wants one. What happens when she thinks Howl doesn't want a baby because of her? what happens when she uses magic to change herself for him? And how will Howl feel about her now...?
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,463 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Howl, Sophie H. - Complete
Twilight Journal: Reflections of another hero by Hero's-shade reviews
The Hero of the Winds finds his ancestor's journal, which Gives him insights into being a hero. Tells the tale of Twilight princess, This Time from the Hero of Twilight's point of View. PLEASE REVIEW!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 43,900 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Link, Medli
The Eternal Legend by Zephros reviews
The struggle has come to an end as the Triforce now rests within the Realm. Hyrule Kingdom is trying to prosper as the rest of the world puts itself back together. Link and the others have moved on and are now trying to cope with the aftermath.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 230,324 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Just a Kid by Dannondorf reviews
A collection of oneshots exploring what it's like for Link to grow up as a hero. Genres vary with chapter.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,870 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Link - Complete
Polly Want a Cracker? by Trick Steven reviews
Doopliss can be insensitive sometimes; just ask his pet parrot.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Complete
JxHQ: Assuage by princessebee reviews
When you're ill there's nothing that can soothe your aches and pains like a little gesture of caring from the one you love. JokerxHarley. Some violence.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
The World in Brief by Chaotic Serenity reviews
A collection of five minute drabbles. Multiple pairings, multiple canons. Infrequently updated. New stuff: August 13, 2008
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 7,900 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Link
The Uncontrollable Urge by Monopoly reviews
I never thought it was very fair that videogame characters have no choice but to follow the player's every command. Link's thoughts as a bad player tries to make it through Ocarina of Time. Could be considered selfinsertion if you hold your tongue right.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,770 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Link - Complete
KNIGHTS by Vaati's Apprentice reviews
Knights is filmed on location with the men and women of law enforcement. All suspects are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,203 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 7/23/2007
Twilight Princess: Screwed Up Story by Shadow Commando reviews
Do I need to say it? Just look at the title.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,642 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Link, Midna - Complete
Legend of Zelda: Dark Heart by PuppetGanon Guy reviews
When a new foe rises, Link is near helpless to stop it alone. Luckily, he has two new allies, and the return of Midna. Sounds better than the summary and title please review! Oh, and don't be fooled, it's Link x Midna. You'll see....
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,869 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 4/2/2007
Kaepora and Zelda’s Interesting Night by Hoogiman reviews
KaeporaZelda lemon.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Kaepora Gaebora, Zelda - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: Creeping Death by SourGummyWorms reviews
Link returns to Ordon after saving Hyrule from Twilight, but yet he can't shake off the bad feeling that Ganondorf is still around, he must continue on living a normal life while he battles the rage that is being bottled up inside of him.R&R
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,560 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 7/16/2007
Goodbye, My Friend by muffiekun reviews
Medli kidnaps Aryll. Link follows her, wanting to get answers. But what neither of them know is that their journey will force the deaths of many, and the loss of a friend.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,258 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Link, Medli - Complete
Link's Answering Machine by Flare Dragoness Reshiram reviews
Hi, you've reached Link. I'm not home right now, so leave your name, number and a brief message please... beep Insanity bound to ensue. Rated for language and sexual comments.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Link, Midna - Complete
Crazy by Nny11 reviews
A moment between Tetra and her Daughter, set well after the fic Special. Rated for one naughty word.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Tetra - Complete
A poem about Link by Brooke the Vampire reviews
A poem that I wrote about Link, the Hero of Time!: Rather amusing, I think.R&R or I will suck your blood. And you will die. Painfully.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Link - Complete
Legendary by LuipaardJack reviews
Who will write the stories down? One sided ShadxLink, and Rusl is...Rusl. Twilight Princess.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Complete
Ask the Cast! by RainbowVampire18 reviews
You get to ask the cast of Howl's Moving Castle! Ask any question you like! Any question at all! Now featuring Naruto characters!
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 42,195 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Complete
What Kind of Hero Are You, Anyway? by Davin Sunrider reviews
Oneshot. Link is mercilessly mocked by a rather rude peasant in Hyrule Field after he gets lost. Zelda adaptation of a scene from 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail', not specific to any one game.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Link - Complete
tobiTobiTOBI! by Katira reviews
Shrug what can i say? This is a oneshot. I wrote it cuz i was bored. Tobi and Deidara are out and it's like a little movie. I'll rate it K for mild language.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Obito U. - Complete
And You Promised Me by ox Autumn Facade xo reviews
He promised he'd always be there, and she wanted to believe him. But her hope just grew smaller as the hours went on without him. IchiRuki Oneshot
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Phantoms by A kittie boi reviews
A series of poems from Squee, mostly about Johnny or his childhood. Formatting issues.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Squee
Chickens by BrokenVoodooChild reviews
He just couldn’t help it when he was bored. He knew there was hell to pay, but he didn’t care, he enjoyed every bit of it. [Hinted LinkXSaria] [Ocarina of Time]
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Saria, Link - Complete
Domestic Nightmare by Lucky Chan reviews
Ever since Shikamaru could remember, Shikamaru has had this nightmare. And now, it just MIGHT come true...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
Fan Dance by Rilina reviews
The making of a kunoichi. Temari gen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Temari - Complete
Navi's bright idea by Riverjem reviews
Why don't you just jump off that really high ledge? self explanatory, really. one shot. please read and review.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Link
Legend of Mario: The Toad of Time by AngelSoft Towels reviews
When Mario ventures out into the land of Hyrule, what happens?
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,121 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Mario, Toad - Complete
Childhood Memories by Reffer Lift reviews
Ilia waits at the gates of Ordon for Link to return, remembering Childhood Memories as she waits. But, she isn't too thrilled to see him come home, for she knows that he still loves her... Onesided slight LinkxIlia. The first in the Childhood series.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: The Map of Love by UnknownUntitled reviews
Link has not been to Clocktown in over seven years, and he is excited to see his secret lover. Maybe he finally has the chance express his feelings....crack LinkxTingle fan fiction
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Link, Tingle - Complete
Responsibility by Annethy reviews
“You can come back in, Sasuke.” A misused jutsu leaves Naruto and Sakura with a responsibility greater than they could have ever imagined. NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
The Line That Is Not by TheLastRose reviews
Sometimes growing up means growing apart. Post TP Oneshot
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Link - Complete
The Turnip Prince Returns! by Hitomi Hotaru reviews
Shortly After Howl and Sophie have their Happy Ending,a certain prince comes back! He promised he'd return saying Hearts change.... How does Howl handle this Turnip Head romancing his Sophie? And how does Sophie handle two suiters?
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,037 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 4/4/2007
Heaven Girl by Teera-Chan reviews
A poem Tenten wrote. Warning: You're eyes might water! I don't own Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Tenten - Complete
Ever After by Kyla45 reviews
Master of spells or not, no magic is greater than that of true love. [Oneshot][Howl & Sophie] My tribute to HMC.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Complete
Leaves of the Ages by AquaAdept reviews
Sometimes the greatest heroes come from the smallest places. Sometimes you will do anything to change your mistakes. Sometimes you would die for them. Oneshot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Nayru - Complete
I, Cucco by Goron of Light reviews
Ever wonder what life as a Cucco is like? This short story delves into the thoughts of one of our fine feathered friends.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Complete
Behind the Legend by Helvetius reviews
A story of a good deal of stupidity and confusion. If you wish fanfiction these days would follow a less predictable formula, you might be interested in this. Chapter 2 up! The mysterious effects of Ganondorf's summoning revealed!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,706 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 9/17/2007
The Zelda Characters Go To McDonald's For Lunch by HyrulesOneHope reviews
This is Episode 2 of the Meal Series. Ok, first of all, who the heck picked McDonalds? That's pretty lame. Second of all... sigh... you'd think they would have learned from last time... read on!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Link, Ganondorf - Complete
Midna's Valentine by freakyanimegal reviews
I find the customs of these Lightdwellers weird, but none so much of this 'Valentine's Day'. Link is obsessed with finding a 'Valentine' for that Ilia girl. Well, I can make a good Valentine too, just wait Link. LidnaOneshot
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Link - Complete
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Forsaken reviews
I wonder if this was how Icarus felt when he soared high above the clouds, drifting towards the sun. That euphoric state where nothing mattered and time was forgotten until harsh reality came crashing down, taking everything with it. oneshot
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Malon - Complete
Oujou reviews
One shot. He stumbled, catching himself with his scabbard before he hit the ground. He cursed the ever increasing mist wondering if he would even find his way out.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Link, Zelda - Complete
The trouble with Cuccos reviews
One day,Young Link saves a talking Cucco from a stahlchild.The cucco wants him to meet the king for a reward. Meanwhile,Navi escapes from the bottle Link stuffed her in,and enters the lost woods looking for him.Chapter 3 up! The pair enter Faron forest.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Link
Cloud watching reviews
[OneShot]It's a quite day in the lost woods, and Link and Navi decide to go cloud gazing.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Link, Navi - Complete
Hey Listen ! reviews
Hey Link,what'd you do to make Navi so mad? Saria askes Link as they sit in the lost woods. maybe it was when I.... Hey, do you love to hate Navi? Then let's make fun of her together! a little malonxlink. set in OoT. slight Ooc.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Link