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Hungry Thirsty Crazy by Sinister Papaya Fondue reviews
The wizarding world is abuzz over a controversial new book by an anonymous author. Hermione accidentally discovers who that author is, and it might change her life - and his - forever...LM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 287,077 - Reviews: 1125 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 1,061 - Updated: 6/21/2015 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 31573 - Favs: 17,955 - Follows: 15,126 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Some Blond Fool by Sinister Papaya Fondue reviews
Reeling from media reports that Ron has cheated on her, Hermione finds support in the oddest of places. And when a common enemy is identified, she doesn't stand a chance... LM/HG, DM/HG, LM/NM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,720 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Left To Darkness by Mistress of Crucio reviews
LMSB rare pair. Sirius made Lucius want to be a better man. What happens when Sirius goes beyond the veil, leaving Lucius to the dark? Previously titled Loyal rewritten for NaNoWriMo more warnings AN chap.1,spoilers, AU eventually. NOT Fluff,rated M plus!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,167 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Sirius B., Lucius M.
PS: I Hate You by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Regulus writes a rude note to Voldemort...and starts a trend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 22,940 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Regulus B.
Story 4 by reesybaby reviews
What if Harry had a twin? And what if she ended up entangled with one of the most dangerous wizards around? There's a full summary inside which explains much better than this. Please read and review! 28/11/13 - UPDATE IS ON THE WAY!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 94 - Words: 367,088 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Lucius M., OC
Uncle and niece by Lelir reviews
A little girl enters Malfoy manor and has to cope with a dark and fascinating family, especially with a complicated uncle. Lucius Malfoy as seen through the eyes of a child. A bit fluffy, quite dark. Edited to correct spelling and grammar. Review, please!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,327 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Lucius M., OC
Dear fanfiction writers, by H o r i z o n s reviews
Humorous letters to fanfiction writers focusing on what the characters would say in response to the clichés stories some fanfiction writers write. Canon universe and pairings, mostly. Drabble Fic. Suggestions are most welcome. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 6,734 - Reviews: 2453 - Favs: 1,038 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Voldemort Gets A Cold by BlackxRose19 reviews
Poor Lord Voldemort has fallen to the common Muggle cold. Now, it's up to his two most loyal, devoted Death Eaters to make him well...it's not going to be as easy as it sounds. Work in Progress. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,102 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Lucius M., Bellatrix L.
Fractured Triangle by Fyrie reviews
Just before seventh year starts, something happens to Hermione that will change the trio's friendship forever. Warnings - rape Please note - mostly written in 2003 so any canon after that is NOT included. CH. 15 ADDED - July 15th 2011
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,582 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 12/2/2002 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Of Cabbages and Kings by teshara reviews
Hermione is saddled with a 'community service' intern at the Ministry: Lucius Malfoy. After an accident, they're forced to cooperate in an attempt to make their home from the Dark Ages: a time where superstition and fact blend together in the Muggle word.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,550 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/31/2011 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] - Complete
Tavington's Christmas Revels by Sgt. Hakeswill reviews
Several Tavington themed filks based on Christmas songs. UPDATED for 2010, with more on the way!
Patriot - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 12/5/2003
Admonition by Frayed Misfit reviews
Did you kill my unborn child? Did you kill my parents? Did you kill my soul? A Regulus Black, Severus Snape and Lily Evans story - because life is for living.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,110 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Severus S., Regulus B.
Red Roses for a Queen by Leafey reviews
After the war, a destitite Ginevra finds that marrying Lucius Malfoy is her only chance for survival. LuciusGinny HBP spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,951 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Ginny W., Lucius M.
Means of Persuasion by Just A Penniless Writer reviews
Severus has a problem, Lucius has a solution, and Hermione holds all the cards. HBP compliant. LMHG with a dash of SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,187 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Caring is Creepy by Josephinee reviews
He'd always loved her. Said he'd marry her one day. And then, suddenly, out of the blue, he's there next to her cousin - on a wedding invitation. RW/SM/LP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,760 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Animals by Marilena reviews
From the first time they meet until the last, they clash like an odd red stripe on the richest emerald green; even when she witnesses his lowest point. Lucius Malfoy/Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,179 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Quick Escape by Silver Sailor Ganymede reviews
Eileen Prince cannot stand Abraxas Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Eileen P., Abraxas M. - Complete
Sincere Corruption by Penner54 reviews
How can you find that Goody two shoes attractive? "Oh Bella, it is just her innocence that is so desirable. The idea of corrupting her... ahh well. She may have her freewill now, but soon she'll do only what I wish of her."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 50,670 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Lucius M., Hermione G.
A Better Childhood by grugster reviews
The Ministry forces Severus to decide between getting de-aged or go to Azkaban. He choose Azkaban, but Dumbledore, McGonagall and Moody disagree with it. So he is a four-year-old now and lives with Albus and Minerva. Fluffy story about a childhood!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 58,685 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Eden by obsessmuch reviews
An obsession that destroys everything it touches.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 50 - Words: 265,457 - Reviews: 3326 - Favs: 1,599 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Lift by Maria Lynette reviews
Love in an elevator?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Hermione's Choice by Sgt. Hakeswill reviews
Post-DH, AU. Hermione must decide what to do with her life after Ron is killed in the battle of Hogwarts. Lucius seeks to rehabilitate his reputation in a post-Voldemort world. A chance meeting eventually leads them to a common path. COMPLETE! Author formerly known as SlytherinDragoon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 97 - Words: 182,361 - Reviews: 1816 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
The godfather by Marisol31180 reviews
Snape is asked to be the godfather of a child and Hermione plays a vital part. Takes place after book 7, but with some important changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 83,301 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Morals by thomas hobbs reviews
Snape and Malfoy senior try to tell a bed time story to little Draco. I hope it's funny, I think it is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
No Prisoners by thelightningstrike reviews
In this case, love saves no one.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Andromeda T., Lucius M. - Complete
The Magic of Birthdays by The Reviews Lounge reviews
A series of oneshots about different characters, written for the latest Reviews Lounge project. Romance, humour, angst, drama, friendship and so much more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 63,676 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 4/4/2008
The Reviews Lounge Birthday Ficathon by The Reviews Lounge reviews
Welcome to the Reviews Lounge Birthday Ficathon - each story was written by a different author, tailor made for another author at our forum. Several characters and pairings are featured, and we'd love it if you left a review for each one of them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,669 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009
Love It or Leave It by this-recurring-dream reviews
Basically, summaries are not my forte, so its a LuciusHermione pairing, love it or leave it! Read to find out the rest!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,749 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
To Talk Dirty by Maria Lynette reviews
He found her in the middle of the battlefield, cornered her, and forced her to do the only thing she was good for. She was so young and so filthy but she was beautiful. Especially when she was on her knees. PWP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
A Malfoy Epilogue by hrhrionastar reviews
Dinner with the Malfoys about three and a half years after the Final Battle. Complete with special guests, intriguing news, and an epic in-law battle. Lucius's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,285 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Lucius M., Astoria G.
Twenty Quotes of Wisdom by Crabbe and Goyle by NectarAndAmbrosia reviews
One day, Crabbe and Goyle decide to write down twenty of the most ingenious and useful things they've ever picked up in life. Prepare to be blown away by their sheer brilliance.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Vincent C., Gregory G.
FROM SPARTA TO SYBARIS by Demented Amanuensis reviews
The wizarding luxury resort at Pompeii is a place of decadence. Hermione Granger has never had a moment of decadence in her whole life. Lucius Malfoy thinks it's time she was introduced to it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,402 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Dorian Gray Goes to College! by MoonbeamDreamer reviews
A silly one-shot send-up of Oscar Wilde's only novel. At the University of Virginia, Dorian falls in with frat boy Lord Henry. Debauchery and a failing grade ensue. MASSIVE SPOILERS! I recommend only reading if you've read the book.
Picture of Dorian Gray - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,968 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Complete
Victory by Ayla Pascal reviews
Hermione is haunted by her dreams.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Year Five at Warner Brothers by obsessmuch reviews
‘A feast of righteous anger, razor-sharp wit, and fictitious ramblings. Blends nonsensical musings with low-brow immaturity and perverse lustful speculation. I, personally, would never miss such lulz.’ – From a review by Charles Dickens
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,774 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Hidden in Plain Sight by Ms.Nom de Plume reviews
A story about old prejudices fading away into new desires how two opposites came together and managed to keep it quiet for almost 16 years. But what will everyone think when the beans are finally spilled?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,278 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
The Prophet Interviews Lucius Malfoy by obsessmuch reviews
During his stay in Azkaban, Lucius Malfoy was interviewed by a hapless reporter from the Daily Prophet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Lucius M., OC - Complete
Deny It by RavenclawGenius reviews
HGLM: She would go insane, she was sure. She wanted him, needed him. Based on nothing, of course – nothing but the smoldering looks exchanged between them, the appreciative way he scoured her body with those lusty, needy grey eyes... SMUT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,571 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
The Genuine Article by SnapeSeraphin reviews
Misunderstandings, a jealous ex-wife, mixed messages and a fake ring form the key players in this romantic tale, where all's well that ends well. LM/HG, rated M to be on the safe side.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,074 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Victim by obsessmuch reviews
Lucius muses on the matter of her eyes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ginevra by TheQueenoftheNight reviews
By a strange twist of fate, Ginny Weasley is forced to stay in Lucius Malfoy's home somewhere a seed of respect is planted, which blossoms into a friendship and maybe something else. L&G - major AU post Half-Blood Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,148 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 12/13/2003 - Ginny W., Lucius M. - Complete
Roses by Inell13 reviews
The roses arrive at 3:15.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Reasons by Inell13 reviews
There are many reasons why being here is not a good idea.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
FIRST, CATCH YOUR SLYTHERIN by Demented Amanuensis reviews
Is the new Marriage Law a recipe for disaster or happiness? Hermione Granger first has to catch her Slytherin, and then she'll find out. But why does she choose Lucius Malfoy, of all the unlikely candidates?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,387 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 118 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Forced into Love by Hopelessly Pessimistic reviews
As the people in the wizarding world fight for there place in the world, the Ministry comes up with a plan to unite the muggleborns and purebloods. The Marriage of Hermione Granger and Lucius Malfoy and the Minister will do anything to make sure it happen
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,717 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Till Death Do Us Join by Demented Amanuensis reviews
Written shortly after Deathly Hallows came out, in an attempt to free Hermione from the clutches of her marriage to Ron. Lucius Malfoy has a strange visitor who offers to spare Lucius's life if he marries Hermione. Problem: She already is married...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,242 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Found by PinkAphid reviews
Draco Malfoy approached the brothel looking for information. What- or rather, who- he found was someone completely unexpected. They strike a bargain: information in return for a home. But as the stakes get higher, how much are they willing to risk? DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,832 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Unaccustomed by RavenclawGenius reviews
HGLM: Lucius is accustomed to getting what he wants, and he's going to have Hermione Granger if it kills him. But he's quite unaccustomed to feeling content. Smut warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Night And Nightmare by Red Witch reviews
All Edmund wants is to get some sleep. Too bad Prince George and Baldrick have other ideas.
Blackadder - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,196 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Complete
The Raven and the Snake by PadfootsMoonyPrincess reviews
Everyone knows that Lucius married Narcissa, but what if there was another woman in his life. One that didn't want the status that came with marriage, one that wanted to keep her independence. This is her story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,993 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/21/2008 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Lucius M., OC
Searching by Antilochus reviews
A drabble set after Guy returns to Nottingham castle. Heavy spoilers for the season 2 finale.
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Guy of Gisborne - Complete
Interview for Life by dm-slytherin-prince reviews
Hermione Granger: Journalist for Witch Weekly. Her new task? Write a story about Draco Malfoy: Widower and 'most eligible bachelor of the year.' Better summary inside. HGDM Rated M for future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,314 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Scorpius Malfoy Learns Quidditch by respitechristopher reviews
Not a Mercury Chronicles story. Fifth-year Scorpius doesn't know how to answer when his dorm mates ask him what hoops he's scored through with Rose. So they give him a little Quidditch lesson. Inspired by conversations in the Sober Universe forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Dirty Sexy Galleons by DeliciousNewYork reviews
post DH but not epilogue compliant. Hermione is a talented lawyer but her patience will be put to the test when she becomes the Malfoys' family lawyer. Will she find love amongst the insane antics of the Malfoys or will she go crazy herself?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,060 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Afterthoughts by Lexie-H reviews
In the aftermath of the war, more than one son brings a new partner home for approval. The question on everyone's lips is "Who?" Percy/Audrey, Draco/Astoria, George/Angelina, Luna/Rolf, Hannah/Neville ... For everyone who wondered what JKR was thinking...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,452 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Complete
The Hole by notwolf reviews
Has Harry gone mad, or is Snape back from the dead? And why is Lucius watching TV in his living room?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Lucius M., Severus S. - Complete
Remembering by Chellyleiann324 reviews
Everyone as been seperated and Luna finds herself speaking to an all too familiar Death Eater. During the Department of Mysteries. Film version.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Luna L., Lucius M. - Complete
The Right Hands by Leila Data reviews
Hermione runs into Lucius Malfoy at Flourish and Blotts again. But this time, he's not a customer - he's an employee.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
First Year, First Impressions by Salome Weil reviews
For his son's sake, Lucius keeps an eye on the newest muggleborn in Hogwarts...unaware that she is keeping an eye on him, as well. A little Lucius drivel. Hermione may be the brightest witch of her age, but she's subject to schoolgirl fantasies, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,857 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Chastised by Gannet reviews
Lucius heads for another of these tedious Board of Governors meetings. He wishes Dumbledore had not put his Deputy in charge...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Lucius M., Minerva M. - Complete
Dreams by MissPookieBear reviews
Hermione finds herself dreaming of a certain aristocrat. Will she find love or hate in return?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,421 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Lucius M., Hermione G.
Skylines & Stargazing by bonnie-incognito reviews
Masked ball at midnight, be ready by noon, we will be taking the train to the moon... 100 moments in the life of Regulus Black, written for the 100Quills challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Regulus B.
Inconsequential by iolah reviews
Thirty-one moments in the span of seven years when the Slytherins got along with members of other houses perhaps better than they were supposed to. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Complete
Of Malfoys and Rubik's Cubes by LadyLilyMalfoy reviews
It's a hot August day and Severus is staying at Malfoy Manor for the summer...unfortunately, Lucius has got his hands on a rubik's cube, which means staying in all day with a rabid Malfoy...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Lucius M., Severus S. - Complete
The Marauders' Guide to Life by BlackBells reviews
If you need advice there's no one better equipped than the Marauders. And they may find a little advice from you proves beneficial as well. Pen name changed from SiriusLoverr to BlackBells!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,582 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 10/4/2007 - James P., Sirius B.
Within Her by versendeal reviews
Lucius Malfoy has been locked up in Azkaban for two years, when the Ministry finds documents that show how close he once was to Voldemort. They make him an offer he can't resist. Hermione Granger is in charge of this investigation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,652 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Lucius M., Hermione G.
Minerva McGonagall and the Insurance Salesman by shewhoguards reviews
The hapless insurance salesman squirmed. “If you will recall, Professor McGonagall, last time we spoke I told you we wished to cancel your policy. The amount of issues the school has – it’s simply too high-risk for us...”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Minerva M.
The Passions Elite by Little Obsessions reviews
Narcissa Black and Lucius Malfoy. Forever insperable, forever at odds. Their beginning, and a forging of a future in which both become damned to a life of enslavement. Enslaved in each other. Hogwarts era.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,688 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Lucius M., Narcissa M.
A Dozen Days by Nienna100 reviews
The things that happen everyday in the lives of Hermione Granger and Lucius Malfoy after the final battle. Hermione is left in a critical position cared for by Lucius. 13 parts
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,278 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Anima Fatalis by Snow White Strumpet reviews
Lucius Malfoy is a new employee at the Ministry and already has more influence than perhaps he should, particularly among the women. These casanova tactics may speed his rise to power, but can they be reconciled with the need to produce an heir?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,613 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Unexpected by Falcon dancer reviews
Ginny is forced into an arranged marriage and everyone's lives takes a turn as they discover the unexpected about each other.Ginny/Lucius,Ginny/Harry,Ginny/Draco,Draco/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,869 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Ginny W., Lucius M.
Glowing Green Grave by Melon reviews
A small drabble of Regulus' last moments.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Regulus B., Lucius M. - Complete
Tavington's Heiress by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
When William Tavington married a plain, serious, and very wealthy Colonial lady, his life took an unexpected turn. In England, Tavington and Jane face new challenges and uncover a dangerous secret. Chapter 75: The Summer of 1782, An Epilogue
Patriot - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 75 - Words: 555,384 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Complete
My Junk by Planxty Lewis reviews
Another Spring Awakening song that I've "Harry Potter-ized"! It's My Junk, as sung by the Death Eaters about Voldemort. Read, review and enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Lucius M., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Travelling Back by ShiverBoo reviews
The Trio, the Ferret and the Pug screw up a potion and end up thousands of miles away...a hundred and fifty years ago...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 40,334 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Catwalk by notwolf reviews
Severus teaches Lucius a well earned lesson in respecting boundaries. NOT slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Lucius M., Severus S. - Complete
A Rich Man's Christmas by Solstice Muse reviews
Short drabble about Arthur Weasley Christmas shopping for his young family with only three Galleons to spend.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Arthur W., Molly W. - Complete
Deliciously so by Immortal Ophelia reviews
Hermione Granger is about to set off with her two best friends to find a way to defeat Voldemort. But even before she could start her search for Horcruxes, she meets someone totally unexpected...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,137 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Sick Fantasies by Byaghro reviews
Lucius Malfoy may not like the Minister's secretary but that doesn't keep him from fantasizing about her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Lucius M., OC - Complete
Dear Diary: I Wish I Was Mrs Hermione Malfoy by A.White.Rose reviews
Dear Diary: Why do I keep writing Mrs Hermione Malfoy all over my school books? Dear Diary: Why is it I blush everytime he just glances at me? Dear Diary: I think I have a crush.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,182 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Lucius M., Hermione G.
The Secret Diary of Lucius Malfoy by obsessmuch reviews
The memoirs, musings and meanderings of Malfoy Senior, written during his final year as a free man. Read all about his evil scheming, the train crash that is his love life, and, most importantly, his image problems.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,092 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Lucius M. - Complete
The box by The Future Queen of the World reviews
When Lucius Malfoy's mistress dies strange and startling facts come to light. This is not a Hermione Lucius romance fic. Read and review! Not HPB or DH compatable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,750 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 7/2/2005 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
We Learned the Sea by luckei1 reviews
Draco Malfoy turns himself in after a very successful career as a Death Eater, then enlists Harry and Hermione to help him in a scheme to bring down the Dark Lord. DHr. A story of forgiveness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 201,007 - Reviews: 4045 - Favs: 5,350 - Follows: 1,160 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lips of an Angel by Defying.Expectations reviews
Desperate to contact their only son, Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy agree to allow a Mugglemade phone into their house. Lucius is sitting in his house one night when the phone rings, but it isn't Draco on the other line . . . Lucius/Andromeda.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,996 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Lucius M., Andromeda T. - Complete
Bound to Happen by Innocent Innuendo reviews
Basically, it was all Ron's fault for pointing him out. Rose x Scorpius, Post Deadly Hallows
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,629 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 62 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Cold As Stone by purefoysgirl reviews
Originally published on Adult Fanfiction. The Malfoy family has secrets, a strain of madness, and a boy growing up with these difficulties and more to contend with. Rated for violence, be warned! I don't write for children!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,809 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
A Fearsome Flight by Gannet reviews
Severus, Lucius and Hermione are on the same plane from London to New York... Why, how and for whom are all explained in this story based on a prompt by Pigwidgeon37
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,465 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Falsity by Just A Penniless Writer reviews
A midlife crisis, a mysterious escort, and blackmail. What more could Lucius Malfoy need? PreHBP. LMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,877 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
A Deadly Duel by Gannet reviews
Severus and Lucius are ready to fight for their fair Hermione's attentions... based on a prompt by LillithJ
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Fear by jessa-beth reviews
ONESHOT: While wandering through Hogsmeade over the summer, Hermione runs into one Lucius Malfoy. His attempts to terrify and intimidate her turn into much more than just that, however, when threats turn subtly into a cruel seduction. LMHG...weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,242 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Doing It Right by Demented Amanuensis reviews
Oneshot based on a prompt received on LJ. Narcissa hands Lucius the divorce papers, because she's having an affait with... ?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
Et Tu, Brute by Demented Amanuensis reviews
Oneshot based on a promt received on LJ. Hermione buys Malfoy Manor, in order to turn it into the new S.P.E.W. headquarters. What is Lucius going to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
The Law of Universal Gravitation by Demented Amanuensis reviews
A few years after Voldemort has fallen, Severus and Hermione are a happily married couple. Or are they?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,574 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Falling through Darkness by obsessmuch reviews
Ginny Weasley will do anything to forget her past. Anything and everything. GWRL, GWTR, GWLM. WARNING Self harm, cross gen sex, hints of non con, under age drinking and self induced vomiting. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Ginny W., Remus L. - Complete
Blasphemous Rumours by Marston Chicklet reviews
During the final battle, Hermione accidentally saves the life of Lucius Malfoy. In order to free himself of the life debt, he finds himself helping her seek revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,408 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
The Mostly Hair Related Antics of Lucius Malfoy by Duchess of Inkling reviews
By now you should recognise this story as the millionth series in that infamous saga, The Pureblood Antics of Lucius Malfoy. This time, as I noticed a trend, I've renamed it to include the hairobsession. HBP spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,107 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/31/2006 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Lucius M., Severus S.
A Sorting Song by Dumbledore by Qoheleth reviews
A companion to Textualsphinx's "A Sorting Song by Severus". Nobody outdoes Albus when it comes to patter songs.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Sorting Hat, Albus D. - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by Gannet reviews
A Dark Manor, an enchanted bed, and a sleeping Unspeakable...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,712 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Luna's Love by sdragon19 reviews
Luna is positive Frumples are responsible, but no one will listen to her. She decides to draft a letter to Lucius, just so he knows someone cares.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Luna L., Lucius M. - Complete
Draco's Dad by Lady-of-Nolava reviews
Hermione in love with Draco's dad, singing 'Stacy's Mom' in her own version. Will Draco let her be with his dad?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
SPEW! by jennifer snape reviews
Sing to the tune of YMCA! .... “House Elf!.... Put that cleaning brush down, I said House Elf! .... Try this lovely red gown, I said House Elf! .... Turn your frown upside down .... Because I have come to save you!” ....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Artifice And Illusion by Gannet reviews
Mrs. Weasley wants to marry her daughter to a wealthy Pureblood, but no careful planning can achieve what all the participants are loathe to accomplish... HGDM, HGLM, DMGW, RWRos, NBSS. Bits and parts borrowed from Jane Austen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,443 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/31/2006 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
How to ensnare a smart woman by SnapeSeraphin reviews
Before their wedding, Hermione's husband made her promise something...and now she has broken her promise. Will she be able to set things straight? HGLM AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,571 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
The Price of Glory by tiberius1 reviews
Draco cheated on Hermione, and Lucius invoked an arcane wizard law that left her life in shambles. Can she reconcile what Lucius has done and reaccept him as her lover or will she run forever from the intrigue and deceit that comes with being a Malfoy? Ep
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,872 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
A Touch of Lucius by We Didn't Start the Fire reviews
I DON'T suck at summaries. Oneshot. Parody of LMHG fics. NO pr0n. T for language. AU, post 7th year, compliant with nothing. SPOILER: Mpreg for comedic effect.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,954 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Redemption by tiberius1 reviews
Lucius has finally realized the Dark Lord has been spinning nothing but lies. Unfortunately, it took him losing his family to realize this. Now, he is trying to atone for his sins. Will anyone trust him? Will anyone help him regain his place in society?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,580 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/27/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Tangled Up In You by Gianna Reede reviews
Hermione is stuck in her boring monotonous life. One horribly boring day makes her realize she needs a little fun in her life. And you'll never believe who gives it to her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,160 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/16/2006 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
To Regain Glory by tiberius1 reviews
Lucius Malfoy, patriarch of a dysfunctional family, tries to regain what he had before the war. Unfortunately, Draco’s goals do not match his, and he does everything in his power to mould his son into the ideal pureblood. Is it too little, too late?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,639 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/13/2006 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pretension by Just A Penniless Writer reviews
Watching a play and hating the performers. Drabbleish LMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Right Down to the Blood by Katy Cantin reviews
ONESHOT. LMHG. Well, she's not bleeding on the ballroom floor just for the attention.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Grey by Athenaea reviews
One act of mercy unsettles Hermione's whole life. Lucius Malfoy won't let it settle down again, however. Longer summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 66,517 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 8/9/2004 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Azkaban Revisited by Ayla Pascal reviews
COMPLETE! After seven years of war, there is nothing the wizarding world wants more than to just forget. LuciusHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,678 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/10/2005 - Published: 5/6/2005 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Under the Mistletoe by vanityfair reviews
Hermione wants to get Prof. Snape a Christmas present but what gift says “thanks for everything you do, you mean, sarcastic twit”? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,331 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/4/2005 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Seemingly Neverending Antics of Lucius Malfoy by Duchess of Inkling reviews
The fifth series of The Story That Will Not Die, and it brings you everything you want so, so much; idiocy, gratuitous slash suggestions, filth, decadence, blond hair, and, of course, absolute pleasure.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 6,594 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/23/2005 - Published: 10/16/2004 - Lucius M., Severus S.
Mudblood Act by Ayla Pascal reviews
Hermione is faced with the concequences of the Mudblood Act. LuciusHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,864 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Cho's Chic by servalan-ch reviews
Cho Chang now owns her own business. One day, Lucius Malfoy walks through her shop door... Cho's Chinese heritage becomes more important as the story progresses. Some sexual content. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,977 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/2/2004 - Published: 7/31/2004 - Cho C., Lucius M. - Complete
The Depraved Still Ongoing Antics of Lucius Malfoy by Duchess of Inkling reviews
The racy madness continues, as the splendidly gorgeous Lucius Malfoy and his sardonic sidekick, Severus Snape, embark on yet another hilariously warped sequal, now the fourth, of this rather persistent story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 6,100 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/19/2004 - Published: 7/5/2004 - Lucius M., Severus S.
Pain and Pleasure by scorpiogirl62 reviews
Dark fic! Do not read if you don't like Death, Smut, Evil, and extreme OOC... Hermione is accidently run into by Lucius Malfoy....yum....
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,694 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/19/2004 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
The Esteemed & Continuing Antics of Lucius Malfoy by Duchess of Inkling reviews
Welcome, gentle reader. By now you should have realised that the stories contained within this volume are part of a humungous series of heroic epics about none other than the ever charming L. Malfoy and his lovely sidekick, S. Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 6,295 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/30/2004 - Published: 3/10/2004 - Lucius M., Severus S.
Stupid Girl the sequel by Lady Lizzie reviews
This is the sequel to my previous story 'Stupid Girl'. It's not finished yet but I'm working on it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,348 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/18/2004 - Published: 6/12/2004 - Lucius M., Remus L.
Taking Her Over by FicWriter04 reviews
Hermione Granger has a somewhat distressing problem and only Severus Snape can help her. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,630 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Cabin Fever, or Death by Snorkacks by Araminta Melliflua reviews
A black-disc-penguin challenge--Luna and Lucius stranded in a cabin...snorkacks...dueling...arts and crafts...total weirdness!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2004 - Lucius M., Luna L.
Stupid Girl by Lady Lizzie reviews
Lucius in the Muggle world...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/21/2004 - Lucius M.
AntiStumpy's Anti Stumpy Society's The Patriot by Duchess of Inkling reviews
This is a revised and improved edition of The Patriot, as approved by Anti-Stumpy's Anti Stumpy Society, who produced this in their own studios at Wet and Weedy Productions. And no, don't take it too seriously.
Patriot - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,698 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2004
The Everyday Antics of Lucius Malfoy, Part Two by Duchess of Inkling reviews
Yes, this IS part two of The Pureblooded Everyday Antics Of Lucius Malfoy. Sink your greedy little teeth in, I say, and give in, give up to your suppressed lust for idiocy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 4,649 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 22 - Updated: 3/7/2004 - Published: 1/31/2004 - Lucius M., Severus S.
The Pureblooded Everyday Antics of Lucius Malfoy by Duchess of Inkling reviews
Lucius Malfoy leads an intriguing, decadent life. Of course it takes an author like me to report of it in a series of stories that are sufficiently stupid to be entertaining to all you muggles out there.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 5,352 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/28/2004 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Lucius M., Severus S.
Dangerous Liaisons by YoukoRei reviews
LuciusSirius. Lucius smudges the lines between hate and obsession.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/21/2003 - Lucius M., Sirius B.
My Uncle The Murderer by Phantom Quill reviews
My secret project - why I've been away for so long! Letters between Lucius Malfoy and his favourite neice - Tonks. A sequel to Visiting Hours but works as a stand-alone. A real easy read.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 5,073 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2003 - Lucius M., N. Tonks
Dance With Me by LadyCulebra reviews
Lucius Malfoy didn't dance with his wife at his wedding. He would've preferred to dance with someone else. SiriusLucius Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Lucius M., Sirius B.
The Mystery of Minerva McGonagall by Eagle Lord reviews
The has been a murder and the hunt is on for the killer. No really, this is more making fun of mystery novels than trying to be like them. Minerva investigates a murder.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/20/2003 - Minerva M., Lucius M.
If I Loved You by April3 reviews
After the deafeat of Voldemort, Hermione recieves a visitor while on a teaching position at Hogwarts... *UPDATED: Chapter 5 {Hermione's POV} is up*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,968 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/24/2003 - Published: 2/21/2003 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
The Greater Good, or the Lesser Evil by LadyRhiyana reviews
COMPLETE. Set after the Bastard Malfoy. The Dark Lord has returned, and Slytherin politics turn deadly. Sometimes there's no right or wrong, and the only choice is between two evils...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 75,254 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/5/2003 - Published: 10/5/2002 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Je Te Plumerais by Nimori reviews
SLASH. A caged bird will sing, if only to conserve his spirit. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,383 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/27/2002 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
A Sorting Song by Severus by Textualsphinx reviews
BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 107 - Published: 3/25/2002