CrimsonKitsuneShinobi
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Joined 09-19-07, id: 1380171, Profile Updated: 08-14-11

Description:

Eyes: dark blue

Hair: brown

Height: about 5' 2''

Some things about me:

Favorite colors: reds (crimson and scarlet), blues, greens, and black and white I also love neon colors.

I love swimming, fanfictions, most animes/mangas. I'm almost always listening to music.

My favorite Anime/Manga:

Naruto, Inuyasha, DNAngel, Full Metal Alchemist, and a lot more.

My favorite couples: There are others but mostly yaoi

Itacest

Germancest

GerIta

Spamano

USUK/UKUS

RussAme

SasoDei

ItaSasuNaru

ItaSasu

SasuNaru

KakuHidan

HiDei

KakaIru

PeinKonan

KyuubiSasu

KibaHina

"If you're taught to love everyone...To love your enemies, then what value does that place on love?" ~Marilyn Manson

"If homosexuality is a disease, we should all call in queer to work. 'Hello, can't come to work today. Still queer." ~Unknown

If you think that it's stupid that Trix cereal was changed so that the pieces aren't shaped like fruit anymore but are shaped like plain circles, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) dream about it, B.) sing it in school no mattter who's listening OR C.) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile.

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your -something- repeatedly on a table, and recieved weird looks from everyone in the immediate vincinity, copy and paste this in your profile. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Michi-Baka, Neji's fangirl, catilena1890, Kaira-chan15, CrimsonKitsuneShinobi

Naruto for Rokudaime Hokage! If you also want Naruto to succeed Tsunade as the next Hokage, then copy and paste this to your profile page, and add your name to the list! Help Naruto achieve his dream!: KinKitsune01, Takaiteishu Naruto, TheOtaku Akatsuki, Kaira-chan15

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, copy this into your profile page.

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If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you wish there was a filler Naruto episode in either Shippuden or the first series where they all go to high school, on vacation, or audition for a play, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Xanie, Heza-chan X3, ToraHimeSama, Kaira-chan15

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Sasuke's personality in episode 101 was pure gold, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Rokuko Kaminari Blaze, Kaira-chan15, CrimsonKitsuneShinobi

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, paste this onto your account.

If you think fighting is fun, but war is pointless, copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If your one of those people who can literally stay on the computer for hours on end if only you weren't forced to get off, then copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

Check This Out:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosnt

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

If you have ever run into a door copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy and paste this into your profile. (sadly too often)

If you have ever tripped down stairs copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason copy and past this into you profile. (All the time XD)

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy and paste this into your profile.

You know you live in 2000 + when:

1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screename or Myspace.

4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the T.V.

6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7) As you read this you keep nodding and smiling.

8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9) You were too busy to notice number 5.

10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12) Put this in you profile if you fell for that and you know you did.

A masochist, sadist, murderer, pyromaniac, zoophile, and necrophiliac were all sitting on a bench together bored out of their minds. To break the silence the zoophile spoke up, "Lets have sex with a cat." He suggested. The sadist spoke, "Lets have sex with a cat then torturer it." The murderer spoke, "Lets have sex with a cat, torture it , then kill it." The necrophiliac got excited and spoke, "Lets have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it, and have sex with it again." The pyromaniac spoke next, "Lets have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again, then burn it." They all fell quiet. The masochist sheepishly smiled at them and said, "Meow."

19 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity:

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on you desk and label it "In".

5. Put decaf in in the coffeemaker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For smuggling drugs".

7. Finish all of your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy".

8. don't use any punctuation

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "To go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sound all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friend you can't attend your their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have you co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!".

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"

19. Tell your children over diner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

Almost every teenager talks on their phone for hours on end. If your one of the few who doesn’t, copy this onto your profile and add your name to the list. gothgirl-narutofan, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox, CrimsonKitsuneShinobi

If you have ever been at school and were at a computer for class, but not doing work and surfing the net/reading fanfictions; copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very easy opponent, I should practice more). Crazy is when you practice thumbwars. So if you're crazy, copy/paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile. (I do it all the time, myself doesn't agree with me)

98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yelling "RUN BITCH RUN!" Put this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe), PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox, CrimsonKitsuneShinobi

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN! We fucked up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!

You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when:

You think about SasuNaru 24/7;
You dream about SasuNaru all the time;
You try to throw stuff at Sakura, when she try’s to ask Sasuke out;
You squeal whenever you watch episode 202 and see that the number one favorite fight was between ur two favorite bishounen;
You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Naruto after the Valley of End…uh ended;
You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels;
You hate having to wait for the fillers to be over; (where the hell is the timeskip!)
You pray with a little hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more SasuNaru hints in the timeskip;
Everyday u sit at the computer hoping that an idea for an great SasuNaru story would hit u soon;
You think that people that like couples such as SasuSaku and some others that are not SasuNaru XP should all go to the most horrible place in the world, hell for example;
You know that one day SasuNaru would rule the world!;
You love reading this reader’s profile (lol..);
You pray that somehow and someway Sakura would die somewhere along the timeskip;
You get mad every time Hinata trys to make a move on Naruto (yet u think its cute cuz Sasuke get jealous); (Shannaro!)
You wait for SasuxNaruislove to post new doujinshi’s;
You search deviantart more for SasuNaru then any other thing;
You decide that typing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much;
Your favorite colors are blue and orange (they are complimentary);
You feel like you wanna punch Sakura for even thinking about the word Sasuke;
You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Naru-chan and tell him he and Sasuke are so kawaii together;
SasuNaru is your Anti-drug;
You talk about it all the time and ur friends have no idea what SasuNaru is; (phew!)
You once tried to start a club at school; (and it didn't work out..)
Whenever you hear the word “sauce” you add a “sue nah roo” to the end and then shout "SASUNARU!" XDDDD;
You almost break ur computer after watching the episode where Sakura “touches” Sasuke to calm him down after using the Sharingan with the cursed mark;
You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End (did you cheat on him bastard! XD);
You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End (grabs a tissue);
You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing;
You have written 5 or more stories about them (guilty as charged);
You ignore other pairings and focus more on the “obsession”;
You put 20 or more pictures on ur ipod for later purposes
:yaoi fan giggle:;
You try to convince some of ur close friends to like it; (sighs)
You wonder what ur mom and dad would say if they found out what “it” was;
You sigh as this list ends XD

You were also screaming at Konohamuru in chapter 347 (page 10)
and You were awwing when Naruto dispelled the jutsu (jealous much?)
Taken from darkalbino

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "fuck." Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "F", fuck is the only word that is referred to as the "F" word. It's the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word 'flicken' which means "to strike." In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John fucked Shirley." As an intransitive verb, "Shirley fucks."

Its meaning's not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as "John's doing all the fucking work." As part of an adverb, "Shirley talks too fucking much." As an adverb enhancing an adjective, "Shirley is fucking beautiful." As a noun, "I don't give a fuck." As part of a word, "Abso-fucking-lutely" or "In-fucking-credible." And, as almost every word in a sentence, "Fuck the fucking fuckers."

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of "fuck", as in these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud: "I got fucked at the used car lot."

Dismay: "Aw fuck it."

Trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now."

Aggression: "Don't fuck with me buddy."

Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking question!"

Inquiry: "Who the fuck was that?"

Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here."

In Confidence: "He's a fuck off."

Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play 'hide and go fuck yourself?'"

I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.

Say it loudly and proudly, "Fuck you!"

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
Say the words out loud.
1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone...,No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...Le i Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pah

SasuNaru or SasuSaku?

Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto- Sakura always bugs Sasuke

Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa- Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke

Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone- He rarely speaks to Sakura

Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on several occasions- Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE

When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded)- He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was bitch, whine 'Sasuke-kun!', and get in the way of everything), knocked her out... and carried on.

Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke

Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside- The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.

Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship- Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II

Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart.

It's kind of long and pointless, but copy & paste this onto your profile if you agree.

If your a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile.

If you love yaoi/shounen-ai, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, EmmettCullenFan, Bella Masen Cullen, Me Love Edward Cullyou, SilverMoonArcher,forbiddenkitsunegoddess13, Howl To The Moon, Nayeli, mochiusagi, darkablino, CrimsonKitsuneShinobi are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile.

anyone ever notice:

X-E-M-N-A-S = M-A-N-S-E-X

if you also noticed this and laughed very loudly when you did, or you just think it's hilariously funny (and ironic) copy and paste this on your profile and add your name to the list: darkalbino, CrimsonKitsuneShinobi

Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

I'm EMO sometimes, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I must smoke weed.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST work at a casino.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.

I have GERMAN HERITAGE, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don’t like the SUN, so I MUST worship Satan.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

Repost this if you believe stereotyping is wrong, or merely repost the ones that apply to you.

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Sweetest Thing;

When she walks away from you, mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it

- Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's OK don't believe it, talk with her

- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Tease her and let her tease you back.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

Copy this into your profile if you think it's too sweet to ignore, then sign your name;

The Crazy Evil Akatsuki Neko, black-ice-alchemist, CrimsonKitsuneShinobi

Are you a Seme or an Uke?

Quiz and find out!

You are a Badass Uke!

Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.

Most compatible with:Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi Seme

Least compatible with:Sadistic Seme, Romantic Seme

I have also gotten Innocent Uke and Opportunistic Seme as results lol.

THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Itachi, Deidara, Hidan, (gotta love the Akatsuki gang xD) Naruto -at least how I think of him. I don't think he's as stupid as he's protrained in the anime.- and to be completely honest, Sasuke, though I wish I didn't like him; he killed my top fave bbbuuutttt he makes one of the most adorable ukes. xDD Not to be cheesy or anything but I basically like most of the characters in some way or another but yeah those are my top faves.

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? lol -sigh- ItaSasu, SasuNaruSasu -it doesn't matter to me they rock together- ItaSasuNaru -I know, I know, I'm aweful they just rock together -fangirl squeel- also SasoDei...I think those are the top faves.

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? YAOI!! all the way :D :D (yuri is alright and if it goes past kissing I just skip the sex sceen I don't flame or anything).

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? I want to soooo bad. I'm like the only one I know who wants to though. -pout- I haven't even been to an Anime Con.

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: books, pics, fanart, fanfiction and that's about it, anime isn't allowed at my house so I'm lucky to have that much XD

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Not really, logic is too ingrained into my brain so I pair them up with others.

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? KibaHina, he deserves her and -since I don't think Naru's as dense as the anime makes him appear- Naru shows no romantic interest in her.

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuNaru XD XD Sakura's too bitchy to be with Sasuke, he'd kill her haha

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai? Team 7...no contest or question.

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) No, he said he was Mandara and I believe him.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Yes, there's too much evidence to say otherwise

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? um all of them? :D :D Itachi if I have to choose but really I adore all of them.

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? depends on the situation

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? No, I'm actually watching the entire series over again to get screenshots

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Yes! I check every week for new chapters =D

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? sometimes ... in the anime at least...but I will always believe that is just a mask and as observers we don't know the true him.

17. Sub or dub? Sub when I can get it, dub when I have to. Though I would much rather watch it sub. --I was watching this one anime and they were talking about ghosts and charms in Japanese but when in English they were talking about phones. OMG! how does that work out. so yeah when I can I watch it in Japanese.--

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? anti..most of the time...sometimes she's not that bad

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? fucking hilarious XD Mandara...not so much >.>

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? yesh :D

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? >.> no attraction what so ever... he's funny, but that's it >.>

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Itachi, Deidara, Naruto, Sasuke , orochimaru, Haku,...Sakura xD --if she tried I know she could pull it off.--

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? He's...odd

24. Which character would be best OOC? Itachi!! I'd love to see a hyper love-able 'tachi. xD

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? yep XD can't live without them :D

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? ...no T_T I want to but I suck at writing

27. Do you like lemons? Citrus fruit? FUCK YES!!

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? lol no, I used to talk about them all the time but I always got the 'I'm not really paying attention' vibe sooo I stopped. But I'm sure it's for the best, I've looked them up and there's a ton of yaoi pics and I have suspicion that my mom's a bit of a homophobe; which I find ironic cause I'm such a huge yaoi fan.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? YES!! I want them to come back! The episodes are vanishing. T_T

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? YES!! I adore Snowdragon!

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? yesh XD XD XD among other things heheheheh I'm working on creating more yaoi fans too xDD

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? No...I can't draw either...though I did draw Dei and they reconized him and one girl raped the pic a little -giggle- wait...I still haven't gotten that pic back...

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' Nopes

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Not really...well maybe a little but can ya blame me. it's hw and projects vs. naru lemons there's no contest there.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? no I get it for free heheh online cuz I knows where to go XD XD

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Do they have the yaoi edition...? Meh either way I still wanna at least read a bit.

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Nopes

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. Bleh I can't draw well. Oh and I'm not one of the ppl that says that then throws a wonderful piece of work together in like 5 mins.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? I don't find sasuke sexy at all ... unless he's in a fic with someone else

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? No..I'm seriously uncreative...

41. How was the fight between Sasuke and Itachi? I almost cried several times, it was sweet the way it ended and 'tachi's last words were to die for; but yeah it could have been better. Like, oh, an actual fight and it ends in Sasu forgiving and getting with 'tachi. =D

42. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Yes! life has never been more interesting.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Guy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Guy: Not really
Girl: Do you want me?
Guy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Guy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Guy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Guy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life?
Guy: My life
She runs away in shock and pain and he runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

You know you're a writer if:

-You would rather talk to the voices in your head than the person sitting next to you.
-The letters on your computer keyboard are all but worn out.
-When talking with others you mentally edit their dialouge.
-Getting the scene/chapter finished is more important then food, water, sleep, or the bathroom.
-You purposely eavesdrop when in public to get ideas for stories.
-You can't write because you're mad at one of your characters.
-You argue with said character. Out loud.
-You sometimes find yourself talking about yourself in third person.
-You've ever said, "The voices are getting louder; I must go write!"
-You can never remember exactly where you got an idea for a story from.
-After an embarrassing moment, you realize that it wasn't so bad, because you could use that in one of your stories.
-Whenever you get hurt, you forget about the blood and pain and decide to pay attention to the physical sensations so you can write them more easily.
-You are secretly scared that nobody will acknowledge your work until after you get old and go crazy and die.
-No one will watch movies with you anymore because you critique the screenplay out loud.
-You've adopted the skill (or flaw, as it may be) of lying on cue. You're so adept of "making stuff up from the top of your head" when confronted, you're able to spill out a reasonably acceptable story without thinking twice.

You know you've been reading/watching too much Hetalia when...

1. You start laughing hysterically at maps
2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together
3. You've learned more history from it than from an actual history class
4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots
5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies)
6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.
7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.
8. World War II starts sounding romantic.
9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.
10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.
11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.
12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.
13. You shudder every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case. (but in a good way ;))
14.Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway.
15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "FrUK" means.
16. You end every sentence with "aru".
17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.
18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.
19. You want Prussia back on the map.
20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.
21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.
22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.
23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.
24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80s billion time.
25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.
26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic
27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (And you're American.)
28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.
28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.
29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, and Francis is forever linked to Hetalia.

I have to do one of these because they are Love.
"Mad Music Time!"
1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle

2.For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3.YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
"I Surrender" by Celine Dion
...that's kinda depressing...

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
"Paid My Dues" by Anastasia
I think that's actually pretty cool...though I would have totally preffered that to be my motto xD

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
"All Good Things Come To An End" by Nelly Furtado
Actually very true given my realistic/pessimistic nature.

4.WHAT IS 2+2?
"Caramell-dansen (speedycake remix)" by ?
xD very niiiice

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
"Ever Dream" by Nightwish
uuhhh, gimme a sec *looks up lyrics to be sure* xD Not quite, love you guys to bits buuuut not like that.

6.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
"Pictures of You" by The Last Goodnight
*pfff* Love-sick stalker or heartbroken wish I wonder.

7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
"Girl" by Tori Amos
Well some parts do fit and of course I hope 'one day I'll be my own girl' but for the most part I don't think my life has truely been that dark.

8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
"Misery" by Maroon 5
I'm not sure how to take that...

9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
"
The Patron Saint of Liars and Fakes" by Fall Out Boy
Well maybe that has something (everything) to do with the fact that I don't have anyone I like right now xD

10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
"When Doves Cry" by Prince
Nope.

11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
"I Walk Alone" by Greenday
xD That would be funny but it would also be pretty awkward.

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
"Get Out Alive" by Three Days Grace
Oooh that fits well. But also kinda creepy considering I'm dead at that point. hehehe

13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
"Everything Burns" by Ben Moody feat. Anastasia
Hmm...well I Am a firebug, not pyro or anything but still...=3

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
"The Biggest Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage" by Panic! At the Disco
I'm not sure but it's a great song ^^

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
"Where Will You Go" by Evanescence
Hm, I do wonder how their futures will play out and if we'll all stay together...

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
"Weak And Powerless" by A Perfect Circle
Soooo true and a bloody addictive song (;

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?
"I Got You Dancing" by Lady Sovereign
Sounds amaaaazing C:

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?
"Accidents Can Happen" by Sixx AM
Autsch, makes sense though. Though I had a feeling a good song was coming up and then this pops up >.>

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
"Game On" by The Guild
Well actually yeah it's a funny song and fitting cause I do enjoy a few rp games.

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
"One Last Breath" by Creed
Well it is a sad song but naw this song doesn't make me cry.

21.WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
"Whatcha Think About That" by The Pussycat Dolls
I take it as a no?

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
"Not Ready To Make Nice" by The Dixie Chicks
Well I do hate losing people cause of something stupid...

23.DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
"Vampire Heart" by His Infernal Majesty
Perhaps that's a yes?

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
"The Take over, The Break's Over" by Fall Out Boy
Uh maybe?

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
"Out Of Control" by Hoobastank
Ah, well yeah.

26.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
"Mad Music Time!"


These are just little notes to help me remember some of my fave fics:

Closer- ItaSasu vamp bar funny massage rape

Indulgence-SasuNaru death ghost suicide promise

Vulnerability- ItaSasu psychosis bathroom -begining repeats at end

Stigmata- Ita's death and Sasu takes his place ~looking exactly the same

Boys will be Boys- super funny make up

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Silver Fish by RusCan Fables reviews
Ivan is a struggling fisherman and one day while out fishing in his boat, he comes across a lone merman who appears to have been separated from the rest of his kind. The merman, while kind, doesn't seem to be able to speak and Ivan can only guess at what his name is, where he came from, and why the merman sticks around the harbor instead of trying to get home.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 118,427 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 7/14/2013 - [Russia, Canada]
Of Blood and Beasts by Valori Kei reviews
Ivan was just trying to make it through highschool, doing things all kids his age did. Staying out of trouble, giving his first bite, graduating... but things all go to hell when he meets a certain succubus. Supernatural AU, vampire!Ivan and Succubus!Alfred with a bunch of craziness and dark things. RusAme main pair.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,874 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 9/6/2013 - [America, Russia]
The Ultimate Uke Syndrome by rosesareblue reviews
If it looks like a girl, it's a boy. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 124,813 - Reviews: 3848 - Favs: 2,079 - Follows: 1,711 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
RusAme Drabbles (1-50) by Valori Kei reviews
A collection of primarily one shots written by me! (Originals can be found on tumblr) Ratings vary from K-M, and will include almost exclusively RusAme/AmeRus prompts
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 74,177 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 10/20/2013 - [America, Russia] - Complete
Teasing by Taia-chan reviews
One day Fionna wakes up and needs to get out of the house, when she goes to the refuge of Marshall Lee's she sees something that she wasn't supposed to. Over time he catches her doing things and teases her about it. Finally things end up in the bedroom and in dreams... How it all came to that even through the endless teasing? Read and find out. LEMONS! Bite Kink as well.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,787 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Fionna, Marshall Lee
Just a Bad Week by GrayFawn reviews
America's an omega, who doesn't think his week could get any worse than it was.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,890 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 5/28/2013 - America, Russia
Cherries and Soft Evening Kisses by Deathtotheking reviews
Fiolee, A terrible storm after a long hard fight leads Fionna to take the closest shelter she can reach, too bad if Marshall Lee doesn't like it. Too bad she didn't realize how worn out she was. Bad little boy.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,963 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/1/2014 - Marshall Lee, Fionna - Complete
Lisp Imitator (OLD) by ironicallyScrewed reviews
Oh gog no. Not this again. Sollux demands Karkat stops imitating his lisp! Karkat asks why, but Sollux avoids answering the question for as long as possible, just squirming around at the imitation. After probably half an hour of these, Sollux tells Karkat why he should stop. "Becau'th'e when people I like- a'th in that I'm flu'th'ed for imitate my li'th'p, I.. I get fucking turned
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/25/2014 - [Karkat V., Sollux C.] - Complete
Fever by nyehpeasents reviews
It's Halloween and Karkat and Sollux decide to have a little fun.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Karkat V., Sollux C. - Complete
Sweet and innocent by ChibiP reviews
After the deaths of their parents, Itachi thought taking care of Sasuke would be torture, upon facing everything his sweet, innocent little brother would enter his life namely, Naruto and company , he finds he was most defenitely right... Bond, DP, Fet, F
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 119,103 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Their Touch was Like a Lover's, Clear and Sweet by blackdragonsghost reviews
A fill for an old kinkmeme prompt. Here be Destiel, teh sexytimes, and wing!kink galore. In fact, this is basically an entire fic of nothing but wing!kink. You're very, very welcome. AKA, the fic in which Castiel has unruly wings and Dean absolutely loves it. Top!Cas, smutty as hell, and loads of fun.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,507 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Castiel, Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Just Like Heroin by VanityWantsYou reviews
It never ends well when you fall in love with a straight man. REWRITE OF THIS STORY IN THE WORKS. READ LAST CHAPTER. NaruSasu and SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 225,354 - Reviews: 4151 - Favs: 1,584 - Follows: 1,060 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Unlikely Pair by FlippedOutFlippy reviews
Russia had always wanted to be Italy's friend. One night Italy comes to his room to sleep together and after that...things keep happening! North Italy/Russia. UKE!RUSSIA
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,635 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 1/27/2011 - [N. Italy, Russia] - Complete
Condemn by HereIGoAgain reviews
Kaname stared at the boy, and his gaze was drawn to the blood running down his neck. Instinctively, he stretched out a hand, reaching for Zero's face—the skin was so soft…he knew well, after all. It had yielded so easily to his fangs.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,549 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Kaname K., Zero K.
Babysitting Blues by Valori Kei reviews
Arthur and Matthew are out for the night and Alfred is left all alone with his babysitter, Ivan... sex with a minor and silliness ensues. RusAme and (Rus Can)x Ame in part 2
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,811 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 8/17/2013 - [America, Russia] Canada - Complete
Basketball Bliss by Valori Kei reviews
"Is that... b-bad?" he asked, and for the first time Ivan realized what an attractive color Alfred's lips were. When Ivan did not answer, Alfred swallowed and crawled closer, putting a nervous and shaking hand on Ivan's soft thigh. "To want to... d-do things with you?"/ RusAme! underaged kids doing naughty things
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,725 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 7/28/2013 - [America, Russia]
I lost a bet by alanakitkat reviews
AMERICA lost a bet, and now he must face the embarrassment rated t because of curses
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,217 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 7/20/2011 - America, Canada, England/Britain
Flush Fight by Sylar Tanka
Sollux is confused why Karkat is so mad at him, but once he finds out he goes about a smutty way of explaining his own feelings.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,803 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Karkat V., Sollux C.
Confused by Sylar Tanka reviews
John finally figures a few things out about his feelings for Dave.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,968 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/17/2013 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Deidara Breaking AwayRevised and Edited by YaoiFanGirl1990 reviews
Rated M for later Chapters Deidara was chased out of Iwa for a reason unknown to him, a certain snake after him. Soon after an unlikely group of outlaws pull him under their protection. Before Deidara is part of Akatsuki, and before Sasori turns himself i
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,417 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
I'll Take the Blood, You Take the Flesh by SomeNavyRecruit reviews
"It is not so hard for one predator to find another, da?" Ivan hooked a finger under Alfred's chin and tilted his head up, meeting the conflicted blue eyes of the werewolf. /were!Alfred and vamp!Ivan alt universe
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,586 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 10/13/2011 - America, Russia
SolKar SMUT by bluegirlalexis reviews
I started writing this when I realized that there aren't a lot of these stories... a lot are copies on other websites... but anyways, it's done on Valentine's Day, so whatever. c Andrew Hussie's characters. Yay Homestuck! ...SO yeah... SSSMMMMUUUTTTT! LEMON ! Whatever you wan a call it ;D
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,216 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Karkat V., Sollux C. - Complete
Cinnamon Buns by Kikume reviews
Fionna agrees to be Marshall Lee's date to the Lady of Evil's Nightosphere party in exchange for a special ingredient.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,887 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Fionna, Marshall Lee - Complete
Habitual Infatuation by Quinn Anderson reviews
Dedicated to Sorachan. Sasuke finds out more than he ever cared to know about Naruto and decides to play a dangerous game of seduction. Kakashi will, of course, have his say before the end. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,016 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. Feliciano Vargas is a passionate, if slightly scared, Italian resistance member. Falling in love with a German fighter pilot was the last thing he expected... and it will test his national loyalty, and his heart, to their limits.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,957 - Reviews: 4051 - Favs: 5,566 - Follows: 2,454 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Spaghetti und Würstchen by ate flexi reviews
One morning, Germany is cursed into becoming a female, forcing him to take on the alias, Lucia. Numerous other problems would subsequently follow as a certain Italian boy fell deeper in love with his female guise. His emotions are left in quite a frenzy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 122,200 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 6/15/2011 - N. Italy, Germany
Wings of a Coquette by SomeNavyRecruit reviews
"How long have you been molesting me in my sleep?" Ivan asked, keeping his eyes on the blond, winged devil in the corner of his bedroom. /Devil!fred and human!Ivan, AU set in modern times
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,351 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - America, Russia
Want Something To Drink? by Honestcannibal reviews
Dirk was obviously too high to register anything, Jake really shouldn't take advantage of this but Dirk was there, sprawled out on the sofa, flushed and breathing heavy. "Jake, f***, I want you." He groaned. -REUPLOADED-
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,942 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Jake E., Dirk S. - Complete
Muse by The Eternity Dragon reviews
The person who had told him relationships were simple should taken out and shot as far as Sasuke was concerned. He'd never been so stressed in his life, it was like bringing order to chaos. NaruSasu Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,167 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Permanent Pigtails by BakaNekoSan reviews
UNDER REVISION! CHAPTER ONE THROUGH FOUR REVISED! A dangerous mission changes Naruto's life forever. What will "she" now do with her emotions transforming just like her body and her friends seeing her as someone completely different? SasuFemNaru Romance/Comedy/Slight Drama&Hurt/comfort
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,096 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Sexcapades by Unshadowed Heart reviews
America brings home a surprise for England, which starts a pattern of sexy events. Collection of loosely connected oneshots for England and America Unabashed PWP collection, variety of kinks, don't like don't read. Yaoi, many lemons, UKUS RP with PD and I
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,037 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 9/21/2011 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Bulges and Buckets by Linnea7299 reviews
In which Karkat, Gamzee, and Sollux have a threesome for no particular reason. Karkat heart Gamzee and Karkat diamond Sollux. There is no plot. None.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Karkat V., Gamzee M. - Complete
NEVER EAT THE GREEN GUSHERS! by Sabertoothshadow reviews
I suck at summaries and should not be allowed to write fan fictions. This is a JohnKat one... kinda... warning for rape and bondage and such. Please remember, NEVER EAT THE GREEN GUSHERS!
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,028 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
On Sick Days by FleetingKisses reviews
One Shot: Dave is down with a terrible flu and is forced to, once again, depend on Bro. Do not read if you do not like sick Dave. Bro / Dave Strider, Stridercest. Rated M for the ending and, well, sick Dave. Moderate emetophilia warning .
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,384 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
Cat and Mouse by MistressKiko reviews
It was like a game of cat and mouse. Dirk made his intentions clear, Jake found it amusing to stay just out of the man's reach. AU.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,875 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
Blood and Bones by RedWolf Rocky reviews
2P!Hetalia UKUS Arthur was getting tired of using mortals for his ingredients. What he needed was a nation... NO SMUT! It's just blood, violence, horror, disturbing imagery, dissections, torture, etc. There's a reason for the rating! One-shot, for now...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/11/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Manifest Absolut by Eshli reviews
Dirk comes to live with Jake on the island and things turn out far more better than he could have ever imagined. Literally.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
No Stranger to a Joystick by Spasgo reviews
Human Geek AU./ At twenty six, Ivan would have considered a night spent in his favorite chat-room, maybe with a little cyber sex, as a good Saturday night. That is, until he met Alfred.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,011 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Russia, America - Complete
They Hated Eachother by dapiratezero reviews
2P!Hetalia ahead! 2P!USUK Smut: Arthur Kirkland. He had done something that no other nation could even think of possibly doing. And he was damn proud of it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,406 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/18/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
You're So Good To Me by MissLadyDemon reviews
2P America wonders into the 1P world and ends up with Germany. GerAme. Warning: Lemon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,808 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Germany, America - Complete
Its Sequel Time! by MitchiChanLovesPocky reviews
Sequel to Panty Time! Read inside for the long version! Thanks for the 200 hits to Panty time!
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,849 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Fionna, Marshall Lee - Complete
in which karkat sucks at being romantic by pepsicola porn reviews
AU Humanstuck: John receives an incredibly inappropriate e-mail from Karkat and decides to confront these potentially homosexual feelings during a sleepover. Nothing can go wrong! KK/John. PWSP.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,760 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 3/1/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
John: be a cat by pepsicola porn reviews
Dave visits John, who decides to act like a cat for some reason, and Dave barks. Ironically. AU. Dave/John fluff & smut.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,168 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Nobody Ever Mentions Socks by Drakochannojutsu reviews
It's more than Dave expected, in more than one sense of the phrase. Written with the human college AU versions I'm writing for an RP with a friend. DaveSol.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Dave S., Sollux C. - Complete
The Lovenote by NihonBara reviews
Antonio breaks into England's house and discovers the Lovenote. Write a person's name in it and for one hour they will love you unconditionally, afterwards they will forget what happened. What could be the harm in a little fun? Antonio/Romano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,610 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
The First by Adina Mizu reviews
The first time Karkat and John get together. Starts with an awkward conversation about buckets...
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,707 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
Birthday Surprises by fujikawaii10346 reviews
It's John's birthday, and Dave has something special in store for him. PWP! Warnings: Bondage, toys, teasing, ect. ect. Sequel in progress!
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,934 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Endings are Beginnings in Disguise by TsuyuBaby reviews
Danzo's dead, and Sai loses his purpose in life. He feels lost, unwanted, like nothing but a replacement for Sasuke. Kakashi makes a mistake, but makes up for it in the hot springs. KakaSai Warnings: sex, angst, mentioned noncon, child abuse, rimming
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,378 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Kakashi H., Sai - Complete
Change in Routine by Roxi2Star reviews
A look at Lovino and Antonio's changing morning routine.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/24/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Death is Cheap by Klei reviews
For nations, death is cheap. Russian Roulette may hurt, but they always come back to life. No, the biggest concern is what the other player decides to do while you're 'dead.' Character deaths played for smut and laughs, multiple times. RussAme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,752 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Russia, America
More by MissLadyDemon reviews
England's body won't stop craving for attention. There is only one way to make it stop and if he had to cheat on France then he would. Now the only nation Arthur thought might be able to help jut happened to be just down the hall. Fruk and GerEng. LEMON!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Germany, England/Britain - Complete
Just What You're Looking For by Roxi2Star reviews
Just what you're looking for. Smutt/Lemon Bondage, Role Play, and other sexy, naughty, nosebleed inducing things
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,161 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Fate by black-ice-alchemist reviews
Sasuke's been wounded. Itachi finds him. Out of what affection he has for the boy, he heals him using an advanced jutsu. but the jutsu has a string attached. A psychic bond and physical atraction between the user and the recipient. UCHIHACEST! yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,933 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Bottoms Up by americalovesthecockpit reviews
UKUS. Fun fact: alcohol ingested via the rectum is absorbed directly into the bloodstream, making you extremely drunk in record time. America knows this, and during a night of drinking and body shots, asks England to help him experiment with it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,979 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/31/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Different by ThisIsAllIWrite reviews
Sollux barges in on Karkat only to discover that the Cancer has been keeping quite a secret from everyone. SolKar, lactation. More warnings inside. Mature.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,292 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Karkat V., Sollux C. - Complete
Moment by ThisIsAllIWrite reviews
Karkat has a grudge against John, so he takes a moment to indulge in the pleasures of the internet. John/Karkat, hinted Karkat/Gamzee, cultural sensitivity to full nudity and buckets. Mature content.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
In The Heat of The Night by Anaki Starsong reviews
Karkat is all hot and bothered and one man just isn't enough to sate him. KarkatxJohnxDave
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
Chained to the Wall by Anaki Starsong reviews
Sometimes Eridan just needs a little discipline.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Eridan A., Sollux C. - Complete
I'm a Real Boy by Anaki Starsong reviews
Several weeks into their three year voyage, John notices that Davesprite has been missing for a few days. He goes to LOHAC and finds his orange feathery friend in need of comfort and a little bit more.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,326 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Davesprite, John E. - Complete
John, Your Couch Is Broken by Silver Moon Lit Forest reviews
Karkat loved the way he touched him, the way Gamzee's husky voice in his ear could make him gasp and moan. But there was no way in hell he would admit it to anyone, let alone the troll on top of him.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Gamzee M., Karkat V. - Complete
Bringing in the New Year With a Bang by querulousArtisan reviews
Dave introduces Sollux to the wonders of alcohol, and soon finds out that it has a very different effect on the troll. Fill for the kid/troll alcohol shenanigans prompt. Dave/Sol, PWP, Xeno, Smut
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Dave S., Sollux C. - Complete
Basic Instincts by thatlanngirl reviews
The strangest things can happen when Jade gets a hold of spell books, like morphing into half animal beings. After she leaves to get them fixed up, what happens when Dave and John stay behind? Dave/John. Mature.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,175 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/6/2012 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Silk by MistressKiko reviews
Yes, John Egbert was Karkat Vantas's boyfriend, and there was no way in hell that was going to change. But the fact remained that John still loved women. HUMANSTUCK.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,210 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/4/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Retaste The Rainbow by ThisIsAllIWrite reviews
John and Terezi are having an intimate moment when John gets ill. John/Terezi, vomit. M for mature content and possible squick material.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2011 - John E., Terezi P. - Complete
Say My Name by querulousArtisan reviews
Sollux is trying to get rid of his lisp. Dave, however, has a very non-conventional way of helping. DavexSollux kinkmeme fic.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Sollux C., Dave S. - Complete
Hold You by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
Some good old fashioned PWP from the kink meme. Request was for boot/glove kink. Also involves some power play and switching, but mostly a lot of smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,711 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
My Fuckin Kii2me2iis by MadeOfHamm reviews
You weren't exactly sure if it was black feeling you were developing, or if you just wanted him dead, but after what just recently happened, you were possitive of what they were. Sollux/Eridan & Sollux/ Karkat
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,557 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Sollux C., Eridan A. - Complete
Imagination by Onaxe reviews
All Draco wanted was to get a lap-dance from some hot guy from the Imagination strip club. He did not expect to end up being mistaken as a fellow employee and left to entertain a certain Gryffindor Golden Boy. Harry/Draco. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,567 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Second Thoughts by scorpionsatellite reviews
Eridan finally gets a kismesissitude going with Sollux, only to question whether or not he actually wants their relationship in that quadrant. Two-shot: SolEri, black to red quadrant flipping. Rated M for smut.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,202 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Sollux C., Eridan A. - Complete
Breathless Persuasion by SomeNavyRecruit reviews
"This will be fun, comrade." Russia sing-songed the words, tipping America's chin up with a firm, gloved grip. In his other hand was the leash, trailing down to America's collar.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/5/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Bad Touch Good Touch by MissLadyDemon reviews
Francis, Gilbert and Antonio get together to spend time with one another. Their bonding time is spent in each others arms, with heated kisses. Human names used. France x Spain and France x Prussia and some other stuff. Don't like, don't read. Warning!Yaoi
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/4/2011 - France, Prussia - Complete
We see what we want by oXCookieMonsterXo reviews
Alfred is going to his house for his lovers birthday but he catches him cheating, now heartbroken Alfred runs but gets caught by a...demon? Slight US/Uk and Uk/Fr and Pru/Cana... Demon!Russia and America!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,059 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Russia, America - Complete
Kinks by Toaduss reviews
Sebastian has more than a few kinks that his master doesn't know about, and as their heat seasons come around, he can't help but want to try out a few... He IS one hell of a butler, what else do you expect?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,821 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Choking on Your Alibi by SomeNavyRecruit reviews
Would Russia be able to recognize that America had been handling the scarf, just from smell? Would the scent of America waft up into the huge commie's face with every inhale while he wore it? / Scarf-play after America manages to steal it
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/6/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Faster by Stripes93 reviews
Gilbert's bought a motorcycle and decided to take his brother on a ride. While ridding, the albino finds out something new about this brother and it quick to take advantage of it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
halloween madness and cuppy cakes by nelly the crazy yaoi ninja reviews
Dave is sex deprived...VERY sexed deprived. Lets see the outcome shall we? halloween yaoi threesome fic LEMON LEMON LEMON!
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Dave S., Karkat V. - Complete
I pity you by Patchworkhearts17 reviews
This is for a buddy on dA, I hope she likes it Whats sad is that she wanted a kismesis... aw : Well this is kinda really F'ed...
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Equius Z., Eridan A. - Complete
If You Shout Surprise! by X-Hayze-chan-X reviews
In which Sollux is manic, and Karkat just happens to be in the wrong place at the right time. Mind tentacles ensue, among other things. For the Homestuck kink meme!
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Sollux C., Karkat V. - Complete
I Won't Let You Go by LadyClaireAnn reviews
"Al, you can't be the hero this time." Matthew couldn't go on living when everyone had forgotten about him, Alfred didn't forget. Character death.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Canada, America - Complete
What I Need by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
England is no stranger to pain. In fact, it's become such a part of his life that he doesn't know what to do without it. However, as time passes it becomes harder and harder to come by. Maybe America can help. USUK, non-sexual pain-play. M for Masochism.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/16/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Darko by BanishedOne reviews
Long ago, the Uchiha's bloodline trait ran too pure and powerful for human bodies to handle. Many members of the clan went completely insane and eventually died by their own hand. That is what is happening to Itachi now. ItaSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,705 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Tease by Childish Sadism reviews
It was his biggest kink, maybe the only thing that could truly make him reach his limit and Alfred was so good at it. SHAMELESS PWP.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,389 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/14/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Metal Handicap by SomeNavyRecruit reviews
"There's nothing wrong with a hero like me!" America's voice was haughty with pride and heavy with smugness, sitting up straight in his chair and meeting Russia's eyes in a way no other country really could. Not even Russia's allies.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/13/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Electric Aphrodisiac by SomeNavyRecruit reviews
"God, Ludwig, this..." He licked his lips and felt his throat close up from a sudden surge of toe curling ecstasy, his head swimming in euphoria and brain grounded by the pain and time between each new tick of the blade. Ger/Ame/Pru
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,957 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/13/2011 - America, Germany - Complete
Passive Me, Agressive You by FanSlewFantasy reviews
A very short fic. Spamano, experimental, Psychological, yaoi. Yandere!Spain is yandere, and Lovi is Lovi, and it's hard to tell, who is the one in charge between them. A bit touchy maybe?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/12/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Repulsive Food Eater, Alfred by Mellos Mayushi reviews
Mothy's Seven Sins, Hetalia Version - Gluttony. King Alfred F. Jones, to be blunt, loved food. But one day, he sends for a new cook that immediately becomes his favorite after the first meal... OOC!Alfred Violence, gore, character death times 4.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2011 - America - Complete
Happy new year by Patchworkhearts17 reviews
Collegestuck. That being said,this is mostly smut. One-shot. Rated for sexual themes, and lots of references to alcohol. *No cursing, or insults, no jokes about how bad your hang-over would be, he was just quite.* Romance and Hurt/comfort I guess...
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Sollux C., Karkat V. - Complete
Dead Last by rosesareblue reviews
To win a warped bet, Sasuke crossdresses as a schoolgirl. A misogynist, he sees NO advantage in being a girl, till he meets the vocal of Konoha's hottest band. In order to woo a certain dobe, Sasuke must learn the darkest female arts: fangirling. BL.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,096 - Reviews: 2811 - Favs: 1,615 - Follows: 1,959 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Pheonix Wounds by SomeNavyRecruit reviews
Sometimes he really hated not being human. Hated his extraordinary healing. Hated how quickly the binding of blood between them would just...disappear.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Bad Babysitter by FanSlewFantasy reviews
Wow. Umm... AU Alfred's mum leaves him at home one night with a 'babysitter', who wants to play a little game. Crazily M. This fic needs about five Ms. Seriously. HARD. If you do not like yaoi or barefaced America-cest, give this fic a miss. FWInside
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,100 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/10/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
American Bulldog by SomeNavyRecruit reviews
"Don't lie to me." Russia bit the top-edge of America's ear, lips curled and tone husky. He let go of the tender skin and leaned up to breath against the curl of sensitive hair he'd discovered. "Don't lie to yourself, either." Rus/Ame fun, fighting kink.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/2/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Snapped Achilles Heel by SomeNavyRecruit reviews
The tension between them was unbearable. The pain when they finally snap is exquisite. Rus/Ame Cold War make out session.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/30/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Glow In The Dark Sunglasses by I.Write.Love reviews
In which John visits Dave for the summer, brings him a pair of glow in the dark sunglasses and the A/C "mysteriously" breaks. Dave/John. Smut. Review, please?
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,271 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 59 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Never Been Kissed by MakoMori reviews
1943 Italy: In Which Ivan is an American soldier and falls in love with Alfred only because he thinks he's going to die the next day.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
106a by SomeNavyRecruit reviews
He bent low, pushing the gun deeper into the man's mouth, into his throat. He nuzzled lightly, nibbling on an ear before biting, hard enough to bleed. "I just want you to die, Ivan."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/22/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Nightmare Cure by Anaki Starsong reviews
Sollux has some intense nightmares and some confusing feelings about his roommate, Dave. Could Dave be the cure to what ails the gemini?
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Dave S., Sollux C. - Complete
Game Night by Anaki Starsong reviews
Dave, John, Karkat, and Sollux have been getting together for a while for college boy game nights. Will a drinking game help John bring Sollux out of his shell and settle something between Dave and Karkat?
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/21/2011 - John E., Sollux C. - Complete
Triple Chocolate by FindingXXX reviews
Prussia may have a bit of an incest kink, but he's not willing to admit it, until two someones make him. Itacest and both Italies on Prussia, R-18, incest, bondage, human names used
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Prussia, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Hand Trick by FindingXXX reviews
Prussia follows Germany to the bathroom and learns the truth about why his brother never removes his gloves. Warning for incest R-18 yaoi
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Faded Inhibitions by HereIGoAgain reviews
Being drunk and bloodthirsty at the same time probably wasn't the best idea. Kaname/Zero oneshot, lemon, AU, the goods.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,705 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
Why Pirates Should Never Sneeze by Fanservice-911 reviews
"Damn sneeze," he thought angrily. If it weren't for his mild cold, he wouldn't be in this position right now. AsaKiku Warning: Fail pirate lingo and kinky lemon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2011 - England/Britain, Japan - Complete
Failing, Flailing, and Falling by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
The year is 1981. After two decades of chaos and drifting apart, America and England finally have a change to just be together. However, after being celibate for so long, sex is um... really hard... UKUSUK, deanon from kink meme, smut
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,731 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/23/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Locked doors by alanakitkat reviews
what do you do when you hear strange sounds behind lock doors
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2011 - America, Japan - Complete
Sasuke's Talking Troubles by VeryBoredSoul reviews
Mikoto is trying to get Sasuke to say Mommy. Fugaku wants to prove a point. Itachi is getting mad at Sasuke. Sasuke says hi?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Connected by a Single String by GlitterTech reviews
Poor Romano, always having to have wild Mediterranean sex with Spain because of his horny brother and that potato bastard...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
They're Actually All Switch Hitters by GlitterTech reviews
A baseball game at America's produces some rather unsurprising "confessions." CRACKSHOT.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Night After the Summer Festival by Selinawen reviews
For the love and tea summer spree. This is really total smut with no real plot whatsoever, proceed with caution. After the Summer festival, Arthur woke up to find out that someone has sneaked into his futon in the middle of the night. Asakiku.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,117 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/17/2011 - England/Britain, Japan - Complete
Spoiled Children by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
Arthur mocks Alfred's fear of people discovering that he bottoms. Alfred challenges him to have a vibrator inside of him for a day to feel what it's like to be close to humiliation. Then he accidentally leaves it on. oops. Gakuen AU USUK smut humiliation
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,812 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Hungary's Birthday by NekOtaku reviews
Japan and America's special gift to Hungary...It's not what you think XD Rated 'T' because I'm paranoid...My first fanfiction! Enjoy XD
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Hungary, Japan - Complete
A Fit of the Vapors by Shatterdoll reviews
America misuses the term 'fit of the vapors' around a drunken England with mildly sexy results. M for a dash of lime.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/13/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Giddy Up, Boy by NostalgicSchemer reviews
Companion to "Passion", set just after "Cut and Dry Routine". However, before he could fall asleep, he heard a thud of a thick glass bottle, a wine bottle, hitting the wood floor and sleepily sat up in bed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,006 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2011 - France, Canada - Complete
Les Invalides by MakoMori reviews
It is not a secret that France has an obsession with the human heart, and Russia is about to learn that the hard way.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/8/2011 - France, Russia - Complete
But It Was With Love by StreamingConsciousness reviews
His brain told him to hate this, told him feel guilt in his lustful actions. But his body denied him that satisfaction. He loved everything, the blood, and broken and raised skin... PWP Basically.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Russia, America - Complete
They'd BETTER Be by Tamer Lorika reviews
Some newcomers are arriving to the world meetings - and the world is certainly going to have a field day when they find out its Alfred and Arthur's twins, the "Virgin" Islands. Names aside, this might get messy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,603 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 5/1/2010 - America, England/Britain
Temps de Dinner by MapleBurgers reviews
America x France: involves drug use, sex, fisting and all around good times
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,504 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2011 - America, France - Complete
From Me To You by Deminos reviews
AU. BDSM PWP. Valentines Day was so tough on him. Feliciano had always had trouble when it came to figuring out what to get. At least he got it right this year. Rated M for a reason so please do not read if you are uncomfortable with the rating.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Socks and Scents by Mister Diddums reviews
America discovers something about Russia after a romp in the bedroom that amuses him, Russia gives his rebuttal. No real sex, just heavy undertones of. Odd sex quirks
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Naughty Nurses 9 by TheRockNRollBeauty reviews
"It was difficult enough to break the stereotype as a male nurse—and it certainly did not help when one's boss happened to be a man like Arthur Kirkland." Doctor!Ivan/Nurse!Alfred/Doctor!Arthur PWP threesome. Rated for a reason.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Russia, America - Complete
Heated Affairs by All Tears Must Fall reviews
With Kaname desperate for touch and Zero desperate for blood what were they supposed to do? Some things are just too tempting... Zero/Kaname slash yaoi m/m
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
The Sensuality of Imperfection by Eliza Darling reviews
Prussia finally got his hands on a taken Japan, who regrets ever letting him into his hotel room. What's worse is that America caught them. But really, who can deny Prussia's five meters? America/Japan/Prussia PWP.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,246 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/15/2011 - [America, Japan, Prussia] - Complete
Vicious Cycle by Unshadowed Heart reviews
He was shaking. His hands were sweaty. He was nervous. Nervous and disgustingly eager. Dub-con, angst slight unrequited onesided Ame/Rus Now edited
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2011 - [Russia, America] - Complete
Animal Desire by HereIGoAgain reviews
Kaname is the purest of beasts, and while Zero is human, he is also a hunter. One does wonder whose animal desire runs the deepest. oneshot, lemon
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,817 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
Punishing Zero by StrawberryBlast reviews
Not for the Faint of heart. Incest Zero X Ichiru
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,329 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Zero K., Ichiru K. - Complete
Eat your heart out by Tobifan4444 reviews
"You were, admittedly, a good little hero. You were a good boy. Then you became jaded...horribly, horribly jaded...everyone loved you...nobody challenged the power you held in your grasp...but I will change that tonight." One shot. Gore & rape
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,034 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Russia, America - Complete
Midnight Rendezvous by Kawaii-Hime-Ceres reviews
A slight breeze caused the trees to stir, and the air to mix. It picked up the sweet scent of a small, private garden. There wasn't a soul that dared to defy him, none fool-hearty enough to even come near him in this secluded area. Except one. LEMON!
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
Of Involuntary Movements and Masochism by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
Whenever America bottoms, he scratches. A lot. Their first time together, England finds this out the hard way and he LOVES it. Might be a little triggery. But also somehow fluffy because that's how I roll. UKUS. Short deanon from the Kinkmeme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/23/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Fox Magic by AkaiTsume reviews
A decision made in the heat of the moment leaves Sasuke questioning his past, his future, and his convictions, all while dealing with an ancient, all-powerful fox demon whose grudge transcends both time and space. NaruSasuNaru, canonish AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 170,192 - Reviews: 1728 - Favs: 1,578 - Follows: 1,619 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Just One Night by Fuyu Tatsu reviews
Japan and England are drunk, leaving America in a difficult situation.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/13/2011 - America, Japan - Complete
One More Round by MakoMori reviews
Over the vast distances of oceans, seas, and continents, Alfred F. Jones, Black Ops extraordinaire and legend on XBOX Live, faces his Russian foe in the midst of the digital Siberian tundra. All while whispering sweet nothings into their earpieces.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/11/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Our Colors by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
America and England have been together for years, but today England wants to try something different. He wants to love every single inch of America's beautiful body. Yes, it has smut. Several rounds of it. Enjoy. Deannon from Kinkmeme. 2 shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,739 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Brushing Up On History by Captain Peregrine reviews
Random PWP smut. Italy's all cute and innocent... but we all know he's not.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Tell Me You Love Me by Nanote reviews
THIS IS DEE AND DUM FROM HEART NO KUNI ALICE ALICE IN THE COUNTRY OF HEARTS I PUT IT HERE BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T HAVE A CATEGORY FOR THAT. BUT WHATEVER. TWINCEST, ONESHOT MAYBE
Alice 19th - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/26/2011
Please by CrossingTheSky reviews
CanadaxPrussia. A series of short, kinky stories focusing on this pairing. Chapter 1: Denial, Prussia tops. Chapter 2: Multiples, Matthew tops. Chapter 3: Tentacles Matt, Tentacles top. Warning: There is sex. Lots of it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,257 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
I love the night by Jolliapplegirl reviews
Ever wonder why Italy wakes up later than Germany? Warning: Dubcon
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/24/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
I know Who I Want to Take me Home by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
America and England have been together for years, and one of their favorite games is pretending to be strangers and meeting up in a public place for a supposed one night stand. This is the story of one round of that game. Deannon from Kink Meme, UKUS smut
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,646 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/24/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Tendrils of Love by SuiseisekiTamura reviews
America visits a small town, but a special being suddenly emerges... M for Yaoi, tentacles, swearing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - America
Short Attention Span by RobinRocks reviews
USUK. August, 1943, and it's sweltering enough for Arthur to show off his legs in a pair of military-issue shorts. Alfred is highly distracted by them. Hilarity and sexytiems ensue. For Hakuku!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/3/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Ringtone by A. Strudel reviews
Prussia likes to switch up Germany's ringtones for the heck of it. Even if embarrassing ones play during meetings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
The Golden Rule by Superschwiizer reviews
Really Ciel, you must learn to Treat Others as You Yourself Wish to be Treated. RATED M YAOI; IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEN I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU SEARCHED WITH THESE SETTINGS!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,933 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
The Cure for Insomnia by QueenWolf12 reviews
AU Alfred is spending the night at his best friend house. Only one thing, he can't sleep. But that's not a problem, Arthur know the best cure for insomnia. Better than it sounds. Warning : BoyXBoy, yaoi and slash!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Always beside you by JustAnotherYaoiFan reviews
Itachi came home drunk, Sasuke came home late. What would happen? AU & PWPish. ItaSasu. Implied SasuNaru and KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tell Me More by Tamer Lorika reviews
Alfred loves the sound of Arthur's voice, whether he speaks English or not. Sometimes, the exotic can be erotic, after all.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,900 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/16/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Treacherous Books by Green Sphynx reviews
America reads some interesting literature and decides to test how much of it is true. How surprised he will be! Yaoi, please don't bother reading if you don't like that stuff
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,057 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/16/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Just One Round by PlatinumPixels reviews
What happens when Gilbert convinces Ludwig to play a simple game of Twister with him? Rated for Germancest, language, and kinks. PWP. You have been warned. Written with the aid of Cherrykissez. Human names are used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,192 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
What Friends Are For by scorpionsatellite reviews
Some Sollux x Karkat smut. Rated M!
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,872 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Karkat V., Sollux C. - Complete
Lasagna and the Naughty Box by Verboten Byacolate reviews
In which Germany discovers just how awry plans can go when using special, kinky toys at Italy's request. written with whitetyger123
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,151 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Make Way for the Fireside by Verboten Byacolate reviews
When Prussia teaches Canada naughty German on the sly, it can only end badly. Or, you know. With sex. Written with whitetyger123.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,811 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
The French and the Feline by All Galimatias reviews
Arthur can shapeshift using his magic; he takes advantage of this and transforms himself into a cat and visits Francis, because cats can let themselves be petted and fussed over without losing dignity and can come and go as they please WhatTheFrUK prompt
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/21/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
We'll Meet Again by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. London pub owner Arthur Kirkland is driven to distraction by loud, brash American fighter pilot Alfred Jones. Unable to stop it, Arthur finds himself falling for Alfred's charms... just as the pilot is preparing to leave for war.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,415 - Reviews: 1767 - Favs: 4,349 - Follows: 881 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Entertainment by NostalgicSchemer reviews
Companion fic to "Passion". Ludwig looked down at him, cheeks flushing. "W-what are you planning, Feliciano?" he asked, eyes warily watching his lover get to his feet and sauntered over to the sinks.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Simple Need by NostalgicSchemer reviews
Companion fic to "Passion" and "Entertainment" "What on earth do you think you're doing?" Roderich asked stiffly. A chortle from the other man made his defenses raise another few notches.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Don't Close Your Eyes by NostalgicSchemer reviews
"I want to move on, Germany. I'm ready to move on," he said.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/9/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Foreign? by MyuAki reviews
The husky growl from Feliciano and Ludwig spelled the pleasurable soon to be future for Kiku Honda. Threesome, M for an obvious reason, Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Japan - Complete
Passion by NostalgicSchemer reviews
That was, until he heard the breathy, lusty voice coming from the microphone. His eyes widened and his cheeks heated up. SPAMANO, GERITA, Smut in second chapter Songs used more for a background thing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Wrong Call by Late-Sleeper-sama reviews
Naruto was in the middle of doing “it” when suddenly the phone rang. Thinking that it was Shika the blond unwittingly answered the phone…but who was in the other line? This is a story how two idiots increase sexual tension and make us groan in frustration
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,160 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Quiet Ones by ZeeRogueoftheMirrors reviews
Denying his first time with Greece so, Japan's fantasies about his friend and what actually happened that night start to melt together. Realizing he really does love Greece, Japan decides he wants those memories back. Giripan, human & country names, yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,718 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Japan, Greece - Complete
Solo To Duet by loveless139 reviews
Blood catches Boris doing a solo job of sorts. A Heart no Kuni no Alice fic, there's no section for it. Boy love. Deal with it. Lemon colored, flavored, and scented.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Complete
How I Become Gay by Late-Sleeper-sama reviews
Girls are all over me, boobs everywhere I look and invitation to girl’s sleepovers, this is every man’s dream and I’m living it…the only problem is they think I’m gay. Hi! I’m Naruto a straight man pretending to be gay and this is my story. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,837 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A Sneak Peek by KelsWinchester reviews
Alfred Hears Something... Arthur Is...! A hot and steamy scene develops between the two R&R, All Characters belong to Hiruyama Hidekaz
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Lick by RainbowFang reviews
Harry's heart skipped a beat. If he didn't say something, Malfoy would curse him. Based on picture from Deviantart. IMPLIED SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Imitating Myself by Late-Sleeper-sama reviews
Naruto had enough of Sakura's rejection...it's time for payback. The plot is to humilate her so they hired a lowlife raven head to impersonate Sakura's dream guy Sasuke Uchiha...but what they didn't know that it was Sasuke himself. Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,963 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Neko Yullen by Lotus-Curse reviews
Kanda hated what he was but seeing his moyashi in the same situation...didnt seem so bad after all.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
Following Up by PsychoticDemonic reviews
"I can do relationships and stuff too," Gilbert snapped. Alfred blinked at him. "Wait…you want to date me?" "Yes! I thought the vibrator and phone sex might've given you a clue!" Prussia/America, sequel to Checking In
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/26/2010 - America, Prussia - Complete
Raped by LoZfanchick reviews
Itachi rapes Naruto, what will happen when Sasuke finds out? short chapters, sasunaru and itanaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,214 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kitty, Want Some Candy? by VanityWantsYou reviews
Sasuke had taken the small cub in as his son, but he definitely hadn't expected the boy to fall in love with him... nor had he expected to fall for him too. SasuNaru ItaKyuu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 85,369 - Reviews: 2575 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 1,430 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Could Be Fatal by Kaline Reine reviews
Edward gets injured and Roy insists on keeping a close eye on him... He goes to stay with him for a while. The Colonel's actions are suspicious, but what else is he hiding? Roy/Ed, Yaoi, first FMA fanfic.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,642 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Fahrenheit 451 Centigrade J by Cyrelia J reviews
De Anon from the kink meme. A brief behind the scenes of a fictional 2011 world conference. America loves it when Japan talks dirty to him- among other things. Smut. Japan/US
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,880 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2010 - America, Japan - Complete
Ignorant by Egypt Mesi reviews
Ed was always to ignorant to realize anything important.' Edward makes a bet with Roy, six days, one clue for each day. But what Ed doesn't know is that Roy's clues will send him over the deep end, in a cazy, wild six days that will result in- what?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,730 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Best Games by Chou ni Natte reviews
Japan seems the type to have you in some erotic scenario before you even know what's going on. Dialogue-only drabble fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Japan, America - Complete
Bet That by Obsession No Es Amor reviews
Fugaku decides it is time for his young boys to mate and decides to give them a push to a hit start. To bad this father never saw the turn of events coming out with both brothers indulging in their own forbidden desires Uchihacest. Hints of other couples
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,450 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Heart by Shatterdoll reviews
America gave Russia a near psychotic smile. "Is it good, friend?" Rated M for cannibalism, forced self-cannibalism.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/22/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Forming Friendships by Karuka Ikashi reviews
England visits Japan's home, and the two take a bath together, which leads to...other things. Done for the kink meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,329 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/18/2010 - England/Britain, Japan - Complete
Breaking Tradition: Aphrodisiacs and Scissors by Stiorra reviews
It's was a tradition, one neither knew the beginning of. It was a simple hair cut. Safe. But nothing is safe when you break tradition. Minor gun-play, plot-less smut, use of aphoristic as drugs. Swiss Sushi
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Switzerland, Japan - Complete
Desire's Catalyst by Penguita38 reviews
Yuuki buys a love potion with the intention of swooning her two favorite vampires, but what she didn't think to do was read the side effects. K/Z. Birthday gift for KanameZero4Eva. Happy belated birthday, KZ4E!
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,460 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 52 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
Sleepy pleasure by Shippou-Gin reviews
Feliciano awnsers the door before making dinner to find Spain with a very drunken brother. Now Feli's gotta take care of him. But what about the pasta...forget pasta we gotz twincest.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/29/2010 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Ride'em Cowboy by Spoon10488 reviews
I know my master has some strange kinks, but what kinky thing could he possibly do with innocent horseback riding lessons? Sasu/Naru ONESHOT, Yaoi, M/M, M Rated for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,734 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Things that Trigger Memories by Tamer Lorika reviews
Alfred finds things around the house that Arthur has used... and it really turns him on... So he begins to collect them. Yes, like a squirrel. Written in an exchange with Butterfish.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,711 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/27/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Obsession by Kaline Reine reviews
Sasuke wants to kill his brother. ...Or DOES he? And why is everyone trying to seduce Sasuke? He knows something is not right, but he can't exactly put his finger on it... ItaSasu with other pairings. And I forgot to mention Kakashi...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,255 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Therapy by NavyBlueWings reviews
After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 179,093 - Reviews: 2582 - Favs: 3,548 - Follows: 1,034 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bare Your Weapon by Tamer Lorika reviews
Japan does not like conflict, but he will not sit idly by if the one he love is threatened. Written in an exchange with Inari Kasugawa. May continue.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Japan, England/Britain - Complete
El Niño by MeowChan16 reviews
There's a reason why the winters in America and Canada are warmer during the El Niño. Smutty AmericaxCanada oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/22/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Vestiges of Chains by Tamer Lorika reviews
Arthur has always admired Alfred's strength, every moment. But America can be weak, as well, when tempted by a willing Englishman. Written in a fic exchange.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/14/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Innocence Is Hard To Come By by Mitsuki Lovs Chocolate reviews
finally got a title yay! itachi has been raped by his father every night since his mother died when he was thirteen. when his younger brother sasuke turns thirteen itachi is forced to kill his father to protect sasuke from the same fate...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,246 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Heat by Iridescent Twilight reviews
Mello/Girl!Near, excessive smut, AU, very little plot. A heatwave makes Near's hormones perk up and take notice of a very interested Mello. One-shot.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,614 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Mello, Near - Complete
Payback by PsychoticDemonic reviews
Arthur had gotten the customary birthday presents this year same as he always did. Spain got him tomatoes, the Italies got him pasta. Also, as per usual, Alfred hadn't sent a present. That is, until the door bell rings at 8 AM the next morning. UK/US
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/24/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
BDSM by Stiorra reviews
Coming home to Italy chained naked to his bed was not what Germany had in mind for his day. Plot-less smut. Bondage. Germany x Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,154 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/3/2010 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
I'm Lovin' It More Than I Should by Frerardlover reviews
America doesn’t know how long he’s had these urges, but if they aren’t fulfilled, he’ll go crazy. America/Hamburgers.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2010 - America - Complete
Fight The Moonlight by TanukiRaccoon reviews
They met as children. They had an awkward adolescent encounter. As adults, they meet again. SasuNaru, yaoi, lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,371 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Impossibility by Aergiia reviews
STORY IS DISCONTINUED. Sakura finds a wounded Uchiha Itachi near her apartment, and proceeds to heal him. However, when he wakes up, she finds that he has no memories whatsoever! Faced with caring for him, can Sakura handle this? Perverted comedy, ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,747 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Eyes Fierce As My Own by erbby17 reviews
The young Teutonic Order doesn't WANT to admit that the WWII-soldier over him is...himself. But he can't deny "awesome" so easily. PrussiaCest. Yummy, smutty, PrussiaCest. Enjoy. Listed under romance but...not really romantic...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Prussia - Complete
7 Deadly Sins by Sour Queen reviews
Kyuubi sighed. "This is all your fault now, kit. For the next 7 days you will experience each one of the 7 deadly sins until you give into your true desire."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,013 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bloody Valentine by Kaline Reine reviews
Madara has always wanted to have Itachi for his own... But what deep, dark secret is he hiding from his love? What would happen if Itachi found out? Madara X Itachi oneshot written for a contest. Yaoi, male X male pairing. Uchihacest. Not perfect. XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,380 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Madara U., Itachi U. - Complete
A Toy and an Aphrodisiac by AmeriShenokie reviews
Russia uses an aphrodisiac--from France--in order to get to America, ending up in love more than spilling secrets. Human names used. Russia-x-America yaoi lemon. Rated M for sexual themes and language. Possible sequel coming soon?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,179 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
The New Home by kadnah12 reviews
Sasuke and Itachi's parents die in a car crash. What happens when they are adopted by psychopaths? How will Itachi save his little brother and escape from their 'New Home'. Rated M for Graphic child abuse and rape.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
A Different Kind of Wing fic by Dire Banshee reviews
So, we've all read stories where Dean gets wings, this is one of those... with a twist. NC-17, Dean/Castiel. explicit guy-on-guy lovin'
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,770 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
This is Not a Love Song by Shatterdoll reviews
What was so wrong with hooking up with an old enemy every now and then to lick each other's wounds? Especially when they are so good at the licking part... RussiaxAmerica, M for saucy content.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,045 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
He Called It Romance by erbby17 reviews
A single touch can drive a nation mad with pleasure, the exception of which being France, who long ago learned the art of keeping such insanity at bay. He called it romance. And it spread like the plague... FrUK smut! Yay!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/5/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Believe by Kaline Reine reviews
Christmas fic. Their father won’t dress up as Santa, so Itachi has to do it for Sasuke for Christmas one year. When Sasuke is older, he stops believing... ItaSasu, no other pairings, and yaoi. Happy Holidays to my readers.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,269 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Growing Pains by Shatterdoll reviews
Ever since his growth spurt, America has been acting defiantly. When England attempts to put him in his place America decides to show him just how grown up he has become... Pre-split AmericaxEngland, M for saucy content.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/29/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Perverse and the Perverted: Molestation by Hell Jashin reviews
Sasuke was always a heavy sleeper; Itachi knew that. The title explains it all.. ItaSasu, Warnings: yaoi,incest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,007 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Puppy Love by Kaline Reine reviews
I have discontinued this story. I'm very sorry but it will be re-written from the start and the new story will be posted under the title "Sick Puppy". I hope I can make it better than this one was. It's the same idea, just a different much darker story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,320 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Games We Play by Kaline Reine reviews
Itachi is hiding a terrible secret from his brother. When they get a phone call from a mysterious stranger inviting them to a party, hell breaks loose. Why must they insist on playing these dangerous games with each other? ItaSasu and TobiDei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,744 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I've Got My Eyes On You by Kaline Reine reviews
Itachi is stunned when he discovers the real secret behind the Uchiha clan's power. He meets someone who is willing to teach him the TRUE secret of using the Sharingan. Collab. between Kaline and MyssMyk. Contains yaoi, Uchihacest, and more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,187 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Forbidden Love by SweetInnocentBabygirl reviews
Sasuke has secretly always been into guys. But when his older brother starts showing some weird behavior, making weird decisions, and showing affection towards him, will something forbidden start to form? Find out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,543 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Forgotten Events by MikariStar reviews
A collection of Naruto short stories, mostly humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,569 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Voodoo no Jutsu by Chiyume reviews
Naruto discovers the somewhat interesting things one can do to a certain Uchiha Sasuke with a voodoo-doll... NaruSasuNaru, YAOI, rated M for later chapters. Read and Review please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,331 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Dream About You by Yuki Matsuda reviews
A wet dream leaves Italy confused ... and Germany curious. Male/Male, Germany/Italy with a little Japan on the side ... xD as an advisor you perv, ahaha XD Mostly romantic and sexy with a pinch of humour, and some Pasta, of course! Please R&R!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Crimson Passion by Hell Jashin reviews
It had been him all along. It wasn't Yuuki who Kuran wanted. It was him- Kiryu Zero. All those attacks, the closeness, the protection... it was all directed at him. Kaname was not jealous of him, he was jealous of Ichiru being too close to him.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 72 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Kaname K., Zero K.
The Cheshire Cat by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto orders a rare cat online... but he winds up with a humanoid instead! Worse, the humanoid keeps trying to molest him! Will Naruto return him? Will Sasuke LET him? SASUNaru, yaoi. Influenced by the manga 'Love Neko'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,533 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 1,488 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Offerings by Kamiyashi reviews
Kaname gets more than he bargained for when he tries to make Zero drink his blood. KxZ/ZxK
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,289 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
Boys Said What? by Grave Of Maria reviews
Early morning, Sakura comes to hear a pretty interesting conversation between Naruto and Sasuke...and did they just say what she thought they said...about their...ahem? Oneshot. Implied Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Perverse and the Perverted: Baby Brother by Hell Jashin reviews
Prequel to- PatP: Molestion- A fanfic set during and before Itachi obsesses over his precious baby brother. /"I was Otouto's first kiss. Even if he didn't know, euphoria swelled inside me."/
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Submit by Sour Queen reviews
Zero makes a fair trade with Kaname after drinking his blood. KxZ yaoi. Rated M for safety.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
You Say You Want Passion, I Think You Found It by BanishedOne reviews
Sasuke gets a 'suprise party' of sorts on his birthday. ItaSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,150 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Watch, Desire, Action by Innocent Sinner in Hell reviews
Itachi witnesses something... Rather interesting, and decides he wants more. Sasuke is in for the shock of a lifetime. What else will happen to these two brothers? Warnings: yaoi smut, Uchihacest, voyuerism. no like no read. no flame. there'll be 3 parts
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,945 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Neko's Number Three by bloodiedangle reviews
Neko!Kanda/Allen. The science department gives Kanda cat ears and a tail. There's only one way to fix it, and he needs Allen for that.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
Don't Play With Me II by BanishedOne reviews
He kissed you... A long time ago you told me that. You never told me what happened after he kissed you." Sequel to 'Don't Play With Me'. ItaSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 138,340 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Forbidden Secrets by hatingcreature reviews
Itachi is a porn director, and part time actor. He's made a fortune in the business, Then Sasuke comes to live with him, can he handle it? Rated for Drug use, Hardcore sex, language, and much more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,712 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Bloody Lust by Hell Jashin reviews
Vampire Fic- Sasuke is Itachi's new pet. And yet, Itachi would not let go of this one. But, what happens when Itachi finds out that his new pet is the baby brother he's been looking for for these past years?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,980 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Burning Flames by Hell Jashin reviews
He didn't know what he was dealing with. That is, a stalker who is a psycho. A stalker who is absolutely obsessed with him. Uchiha Sasuke's stalker would do anything to make him his. Anything. ItaSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,540 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Saving Me by KageKitsune XXX reviews
At some point, whether they want one or not, everyone needs a hero. NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Tattoo by NavyBlueWings reviews
All Uzumaki Naruto wanted when he entered the ink shop was to show his rival/best friend/something else Uchiha Sasuke up. But one tattoo changed their entire fight. SasuNaru, two-shot, Naruto POV. M for Lemon, you have been warned
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,062 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hurt Me by Kaline Reine reviews
His older brother was always telling him things that didn't make sense. He said things that hurt feel good and things that feel good hurt. Did that mean Itachi was a liar, if what he said was the opposite of the truth? Read to find out! ItaSasu yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,190 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Maid for You by Sin Katt reviews
*Amuto* Upon losing a bet to Ikuto, Amu finds herself acting as his own personal servant. She's always known there was a special sort of "tension" between them, but what happens when it begins to turn...sexual? Post Series!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,834 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2649 - Favs: 3,917 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Italy's Panties by TigerlilyandHummingbird reviews
Germany finds the panties Ita-chan gave him years ago when he was HRE
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Memories by Pandasmoosh reviews
[Sequel to Everything's Greener!] It's been a year since the accident, and Deidara can't remember anything of his old past. Can Sasori help him regain it, or will they both be killed in the process? [AU, SasoxDei]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,595 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Stupid Weasel by Perfect Dreams reviews
Sasuke was sleeping so innocently, why not have some fun? Itachi grinned, some fun indeed...It's always more fun when the latter is asleep. And plus, he was quite horny. ItaSasu Uchihacest Incest Yaoi Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Only You Can Make Me Purr by xhappily-randomx reviews
Amu enters into a bet with Ikuto to see if she can make him purr. Amu has three days to do so and if she wins she gets to film him purring, but if Ikuto wins he gets whatever he wants. AMUTO, Amu Ikuto. Now a two-shot!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,671 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Small Welcoming Hands by Itachi. Oh Enka reviews
The nurse nods and brings her some as they continue to watch the older brother sooth the younger with lullabies. “My baby brother,” Itachi whispers, kissing the baby’s forehead. //--ItaSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,336 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
What Would Jesus Do? by heythatsmybike reviews
After coming out of the closet, Naruto's parents decide to send him to a conversion therapy camp. Now it's up to him to discover himself, his sexuality, and where his convictions really lie. SasuNaru. AU. **INDEFINITE HIATUS**
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,610 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 1,183 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Of Nightmares and Tears by CassandraChristine reviews
Naruto has a nightmare, Sasuke and Itachi disappear forever. Itachi and Sasuke do their best to show Naruto that no matter what, they're with him forever. Sequel to Of Little blonds and younger brothers and Of Candy canes and older brothers.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Eh, Why Not? by Aries Draco reviews
from the kink meme. Contains tentacles. And Russia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Russia, Lithuania - Complete
Who's the KILLER? by Late-Sleeper-sama reviews
The gang are playing the game called ‘who’s the killer’ when one by one, players were dropping dead like flies. Why do Naruto feels that the killing is somewhat related to him. Whatever happens they should find the killer before he kills them all.SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,302 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Experimenting SasuNaru by State Kunoichi reviews
Being at the age of 12-13, changes are bound to happen to a boy's body. But what happens when that problem occurs again for the young Uchiha and when his blonde friend Naruto comes over that day? Is it bad timing, or a good opportunity? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,486 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sweet Confectionaries by LeaNicolaie reviews
Alone in the library, Yuuki is witness to an eye-opening scene and learns something else about Zero she'd perhaps rather stayed ignorant of. KanameZero
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,786 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
Four M's Are Better Than One by Kaline Reine reviews
Sharingancest fic for 2nd prize winner. Itachi molests Sasuke, causing him to miss a Science test. Kakashi asks him to stay after class to make up for it. They have kinky fun in the science lab, until Itachi shows up. ; ItaSasu, KakaSasu, slight KakaIta.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,797 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Closet Attraction by MAKandCHEESE reviews
ItaSasu. Was his brother merely playing with him? No- Itachi wasn’t like that! He refused to believe his Aniki was so heartless! “I said, ‘Mine.’” He reiterated as the dummy stared at him. Anal, AU/AR, Inc, Language, Minor, PWP, Yaoi COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,052 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mission: Seduce That Uchiha! by CassandraChristine reviews
Naruto has one last chance, and one last plan. All he has to do is seduce Sasuke to get him to come home. Yaoi, lemon, NaruSasu. Valentine present for my bestie!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just Ask by michelerene reviews
Naruto insists that Valentine’s Day isn’t that big of a deal. His advice? Just ask. He did and he has the chidori burn to prove it. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,330 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 75 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
All he wanted to do is sleep! by CassandraChristine reviews
In which Naruto is a neko Half cat person and Sasuke is a hung over crabby male who just wants sleep. For Ta-chan, my bestie! Yaoi, SasuNaru, Don't read if you don't like...Which poses the question why you would even look something up like this....
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,991 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Itachi: The early years by knightchaser reviews
He was a dream come true for a stagnated clan. But what kind of a future does a savior born with cursed blood have? Especially with Madara, Fugaku, Sarutobi and Danzou pulling the strings. Itachi Uchiha's early life from 4 to 13.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 66 - Words: 437,601 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Itachi U., Madara U. - Complete
Human by Profound Yaoi reviews
Three-shot. Itachi is always so silent, so mysterious. Can Sasuke break through the ice and help him realise it's OK to be human? Warning: Uchihacest. Sexual themes/insinuations but NO LEMON. Sorry! Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,409 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Saturday Night Out by Chiyume reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are room mates, both have feelings for the other but are to nervous to admit it. A night out with vodka shots and karaoke somehow breaks their stubborn silence in a most... unexpected way. Rated M for Lemon. Co-written with TigerTearz.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,146 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Masochist by Twisted Badger reviews
I had always thought I was a masochist. I guess it would explain the early stages of puberty. You know. Cutting myself. Jacking off with a bloody wrist. That sort of thing. Grim/Ichi. Dark themes, Yaoi, Incest, Drug Abuse, Cutting.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,423 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Sasuke's Magazine by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sasuke hates his therapy class… but after finding a magazine things have gotten a little more interesting… yaoi, NaruSasu, lemon in second chapter.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,982 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Epilogue, or How Things Should Really Go Down by Hanakage reviews
In which Naruto takes an interest in medicine, Sasuke is Not Amused, and sexual innuendo abounds. NaruSasu, CRACK.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
He's a Winner by Profound Yaoi reviews
Oneshot. Sasuke will do anything to get Itachi to keep his secret! Warnings: Uchihacest, blowjob. Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Milk for my chocolate! by Tsurumi Uchiha reviews
Sasuke wanted to drink chocolate, but there was no milk. Itachi gets upset with his arrogance and decided to give him a 'homemade' glass of milk! It's cute and twisted!//one-shot blow-job, Itachi x Sasuke yaoi uchihacest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,609 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bad Luck has a Brightside by NavyBlueWings reviews
Naruto Uzumaki is pumped for the dance that his school is holding. But when his best friend Sasuke Uchiha starts acting funny, Naruto isn't so sure about the dance anymore...and what does YSA mean? SasuNaru Lemon in later chaps! AU!R and R please thanx!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 33,331 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ants In His Pants by Kaline Reine reviews
Itachi wakes up one morning super-aroused b/c of one of Orochimaru's experiments. He sleeps with everyone he sees. Yes even his family. I've seen so many Sasuke-whore fics, I decided to make an Itachi one. :D Pairing is ItachiXeveryone but mainly ItaSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,510 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Misinterpretations by Hell Jashin reviews
"You.. You… you little dick!" Hidan screamed, pointing an accusing finger at achi raised an eyebrow in return. "Is there a reason you're insulting my dick?"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Itachi U., Hidan - Complete
Retarded Equine Influenza by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto gets his first horse for his sixteenth birthday present! Hey, let’s go for a little ride to a nearby spring… holy crap! What happened to my horse! Yaoi, lemon, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,179 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 70 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Shackles by sasukes dark angel reviews
I had always believed that I was strong"...Itachi has captured Sasuke, and has...plans...for him. Will Sasuke fight back or submit to sinful pleasure? Uchihacest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Slow Seduction by Nineorchids reviews
Zero and Kaname Pairing. Zero is slowly being seduced while unwittingly seducing Kaname. Seme Zero and Kaname uke. Warning for lemons and a little kink.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,273 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Zero K., Kaname K. - Complete
Vulnerability by kira-chan's imagination reviews
Ever since the murder of their parents, Sasuke is paranoid when he’s alone. One night in the Uchiha complex, someone starts messing with his mind. A sexy, psychological thriller. Uchihacest, yaoi, lemon. If you don’t like horror, don’t read this.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,784 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Little Blonds and Younger Brothers by CassandraChristine reviews
Sequel to Of Candy Canes and Older Brothers. Christmas gift to Ta-chan. Threesome, ItaSasuNaru. Pointless Smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Botany Lessons by DarkBlysse reviews
Ed gasped, shaking a little as he looked into Russell's eyes. Damn him and his kinks... Russel/Ed PWP, Lemon, Tentacles.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Russell T., Edward E. - Complete
Just Curious by MAKandCHEESE reviews
ItaSasu.When Sasuke stumbles upon Itachi's hidden stash, he becomes a little too curious for his own good. A/R, Yaoi, Uchihacest. Anal, AU/AR, COMPLETE, Inc, Language, M/M, Oneshot, Oral, PWP, Voy, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,133 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just Do It Sequel to Just Curious by MAKandCHEESE reviews
ItaSasu.He couldn’t pry himself away from the image of Itachi taking his cock all the way inside his mouth. The constant stimulation was deadly- bruising and forceful with venomous intent. Then it happened again.Anal,AR,Inc,Yaoi. Sharingancest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,066 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Blood Stained Lilies by Akiru chan reviews
SasuNaru-Vamp Fic- To Naruto Vampires were only Hollywood movie monsters. The last thing he ever expected was to wake up as one, let alone be thrown into a society and lifestyle that was so foreign to his own. And then, there was Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,698 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Candy Canes and Older Brothers by CassandraChristine reviews
If you would have just given me the candy cane like I had asked for nicely, this would have never had happened, now would've it?" "Dammit, Itachi!" Smut, ItaSasu, Posted for my bestie, Ta-chan!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,994 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Only You by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto gets invited to be a model for the Icha Icha chain. Sure that place has a perverted reputation, but it can't be that bad, right? ...too bad Naruto looks like such an adorable uke! PWP, yaoi, EXTREME OOCness - In the form of mega perv Sasuke!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,107 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 1,086 - Follows: 110 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hot In Here by darkalbino reviews
One thing hotter than a man in uniform? Well hell, I think TWO men WITHOUT uniform kinda takes the cake. SasuNaru, lemon, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Escapades by Useless-Italy reviews
Naruto and Sasuke decide to have an... expedition... of Itachi's room. NaruSasu Yaoi. Dedicated to Meshi Chu. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stigmata by Crowskin reviews
And they'll all see.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Captured by bibochan reviews
Unrest has settled. Konoha's citizens are being killed off each night. The murderer is found and captured, but what would happen to Naruto when he becomes close to the beautiful monster? SasuNaru, slight mentions of ItaDei. Vamp fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,147 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The secrets of Kakashi's desktop by Blur daydreamerXXX reviews
So... Naruto and Sasuke found Kakashi's computer and decided to look around in it... the secrets they uncover will SHOCK the two of them... WARNING: CRACK
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Private Lesson by MAKandCHEESE reviews
ItaSasu.“Anything you wish to know, ” Itachi smirked, “Your Aniki will teach you, Sasuke.” Anal, AU/AR, HJ, Inc, Language, M/M, Minor, Oral, PWP, Rim, WAFF, WIP, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,236 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Tender by Profound Yaoi reviews
ONESHOT Sasuke starts to have weird feelings for his aniki. Warnings: Yaoi. Incest. ItaSasu. Graphic lemon. Don't like, don't read. Disclaimer: I do not own anything to do with Naruto but I do own this story. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Edible by dropout kid reviews
Itachi offers to help a struggling Sasuke with his ninja training as long as he gets something in return. Poor Sasuke has no idea was his aniki has in mind. Uchihacest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,448 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
I Love You, Aniki by Profound Yaoi reviews
ONESHOT Itachi has to give Sasuke 'the talk' while their parents are on a long mission. Warnings: Yoai, ItaSasu, incest, masturbation, semi-graphic lemon. Don't like, don't read. Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,008 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Desperation by Imaru Mi Amore reviews
Itachi is truly desperate for Sasuke and when he finds him in a :ahem:...awkward.... position, he just can't refuse! Uchihacest Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Controlling Desire by Nineorchids reviews
K X Z one-shot. Kaname is teaching Zero to submit to him & to enjoy it. Zero is okay with the idea but at the end you can see he's starting to realize he has some power here too. Can be seen as sweet or dark depending on your personal perspective.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
Six Feet Under by MonkeyCracker reviews
“Do you know who’s buried here?” Naruto asked the black haired boy standing near, who was looking dully at the graves in front of him. “Yeah.” Sasuke answered with a thoughtful expression after a few minutes of silence. “Me.” AU, SasuNaru, ItaDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,237 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Please, Teacher! by Seto's Darkness reviews
Naruto's not really into studying, but everything changes when the new teacher, Uchiha Sasuke, arrives [SasuNaru, Teacher!Sasuke fanfic]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,496 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Little Blue Pill of DOOM! by Kaline Reine reviews
Catchy title, ne? Itachi has a few friends over, and ends up giving Sasuke something he shouldn't! That's all I will say at this point. I promise, this does have a plot too! ItachiXSasuke pairing! BDSM, non-con, and SnM themes :D Oh, and slight SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,421 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Clean your plow and Stand the gaff by Spoon10488 reviews
sequel to 'Ride’em Cowboy'. Horseback-riding lessons? What kinky thing could I possibly do with innocent horseback riding lessons? As an Uchiha I’m sure I’ll think of something. Sasu/naru, Lemon, Yaoi, Slave/master, light bondage
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,095 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Red Velvet Secrets by Kaline Reine reviews
Sasuke keeps something secret hidden under his bed, and he panics when Itachi offers to "fix it". You'll see! ItachiXSasuke, uchihacest, hotness, and adult stuff. Very graphic, not a oneshot, but I will keep it somewhat short.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,698 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
In the heat of the night edited by thesecretoftheclan reviews
Sasuke is feeling the heat, Itachi is alone in the forest. Itachi being uke for once. ItaxSas Uchihacest, if you don't like, don't read. Rated M for hardcore and explicit Yaoi. Please R&R, no flames please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,463 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
That doesnt go there! by theuchihasaremine reviews
Sasuke jumps to a conclusion and makes a mistake, now he has to deal with it and Itachi. Uchihacest implied stuff! Read and review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
TEASE by Dead Uchiha reviews
Smut. Naruto thinks he's cute...so does Sasuke. What happens when Naruto's smart mouth gets him more than what he bargained for? Sasuke has a bone to pick with him. YAOI. PWP. SasuNaruNaruSasu. ZOMFG!one!11 CHAPTER 9!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,272 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Just Another Pretty Face by lightsoul reviews
Dont worry, Dobe. Your not in love with me. You've only fallen for my face...everyone does. Naruto's brow creases. Wwhat? I am in love with you, not your looks! What kind of a person do you think i am? Sasuke stared blankly. Then...Prove it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,026 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Sleeping With the Enemy by Kaline Reine reviews
Itachi is appointed as Sasuke's chaperone on a field trip to a theme park for Shikamaru's birthday party. They witness the two getting busy on the skyride, and get ideas of their own. Things heat up during laser tag. ShikaKiba, ItaSasu, and KotetsuXIzumo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,304 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Subtle Art of Uchiha Seduction by Kantayra reviews
Sasuke's finally decided on his chosen mate, and he pursues him with the same ruthless determination he does everything else. Unfortunately, it's all too subtle for Naruto. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 58 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pleasurable Kisses by Silvermanga reviews
UchihaCest, Itachi can't resist taking a dip in the pool with only his silky boxers on. He finds an arousing suprize wating there. :3. Itasasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Smoke and Sweat by darkalbino reviews
Smoke, sweat, and beer; Sasuke hates each one, and here this damn blond comes smelling like all three. SasuNaruSasu, GRAPHIC lemon- so be warned, oneshot, PWP. And it's very, very long. Hope you enjoy! X3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,250 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Banquet In the Dark by Chou ni Natte reviews
Sasuke is dared by his friends to sleep in a graveyard. Normally, Sasuke wouldn’t participate in stupid dares like that. *ItaSasu* *AU*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Curious For Pleasure by shiningfire reviews
After experiencing "extreme pleasure" the young Sasuke and Naruto's curiosity leads to wanting and creating more pleasure. However, Itachi also wants Sasuke and gets him. ONE SHOT! *NaruSasu/SasuNaru Uchihacest ItaSasu and a Itachi clone for ItaNaru Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,693 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Locker Room by theallpowerfullme reviews
Sasunaru It's amazing how pervy Sasuke is and how Naruto's just so random
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,497 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bamboo Fountain by Yuudoko reviews
Itachi is noticing his little brother in ways he shouldn't and tries to avoid him. Sasuke doesn't like it. Oneshot. ItaSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just A Little Fantasy by reika527 reviews
Just a little fantasy that teenage Sasuke might have about his big brother. Set in an Alternate Universe. Incest. Uchihacest, specifically. Very hard M rating, very explicit. You've been warned. Title subject to change. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Beautiful by Kaline Reine reviews
Itachi is lonely one night, and seeks companionship from a certain someone... But then he gets an idea: a clone! The one thing he does not count on is being walked in on by his younger brother, and caught in such an awkward situation. You know the pairing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,269 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
ABCDEFG, Won't You Come and Play With Me? by NeuroticSeduction reviews
YAOI. A series of short anime oneshots. Each letter corresponds with the name of a char. from a variety of anime. Romantic and lustful. Pairs: DaiDark, EdRoy, GaaLee, HiKura, ItaSasu, LxLight, NaruSasu, AkuRoku, SoraRiku, IchiUryu, VinSeph, WolfVash
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 11,940 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ramen Delivery by HK Keiji reviews
[Chapter eleven] Sasuke delivers Ramen to Naruto.. ramen and sex.. how hot is that? YAOI WARNING... shonenai narusasu sasunaru xx yay UCHIHACEST twist. kibasasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,445 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Playing With Aniki! by Kisa Masaki-san reviews
[Par: ItachiSasuke Uchihacest] Little did little Sasuke know that when he come home from school would he expect to see his aniki kissing some girl. He also didn't expect to end up being with his brother in a brotherly relationship
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,961 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sensual Chocolate by Shizuka no Taisho reviews
Mello is stressed, and Matt offers to relieve some of that stress with a nice relaxing massage. But, he spices things up by bringing chocolate into the mix....a chocolate massage? Now, not even our poor Mello can resist an offer like that! Read and enjoy!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,854 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Begging for a Banana by DNSegawa reviews
Sasuke is a student at a high school and Itachi is the gay sex education teacher there. What happens when Sasuke gets hungry and asks Itachi for a banana? Alot more than he planned. What? Sasuke's late for class, too? Read inside to see what happens nect.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,197 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Nick Names by nearcreature reviews
Naruto and Sasuke discussing their new nick names. Slight sasunaru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Tea Party by Veroxion reviews
/ItaSasu\ Two brothers having a tea party was the same thing as two young girls... right? “Mmmn, Sasuke… you’re a fantastic brother." /Oneshot\
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Closer by Veroxion reviews
/ItaSasu\ Because we were closer than what should be allowed, fitting like two pieces of a puzzle. And it was perfect. Just perfect. /Oneshot\
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,438 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Scarlet Lies by Itachi. Oh Enka reviews
I looked around my empty house, not a soul, not a breath, none but mine. ItaSasu. Lemon. Rape. Inspired by Shurikenx's Petals on a Grave.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,911 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Awkward Beginnings by Genetic Anomaly reviews
AU “Well... This has got to be the most awkward position I’ve ever been in.” Itachi couldn't agree more. ItaSasu. One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Your Favourite Number by Veroxion reviews
/SasuSaku\ You stare at the silver gun and then peek at those beautiful onyx eyes and you think to yourself, what are you doing? /Darkfic. Oneshot\
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
So Responsive by exalda reviews
It's a hot summer day, and it seems to be getting hotter... Not that Naruto minds. Warning- Yaoi BoyXBoy love Grapic lemon and uchiha posessivness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
In Heat by Tseu Tsumi reviews
Naruto goes into heat and is captured by Itachi. All votes have been tallied and the story is now a ItaNaru story all the way. Story revised. No more spelling & grammar errors. ItaNaru. Chapter 12 is up...finally!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,057 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Sex on the beach by Yaoi Maiko reviews
While on the beach they get busted by a certain icha icha perv. WARNINGS: Yaoi BOY ON BOY...don't like it don't read Uchihacest ItachiSasuke . I can't be held resposible for you reading it and not liking it...YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
You'll always have a place to sleep by CassandraChristine reviews
Sasuke's finally back, and wants to take Naruto up on his offer that he made before he left. What he doesn't know is that the blond's not as dumb as he leads on and knows Sasuke's plan before even the raven does.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
If I Was Your by Kaline Reine reviews
Itachi and Sasuke realize they have feelings for one another. But the question remains... What to do about them? Each of them wonders if the other would truly accept them or not.Very cute, but evil!Yaoi, Uchihacest, lemon, ItaSasu with very slight GaaSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,998 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chain Up My Heart by Bonfiore'sGirl reviews
A SasuNaru lime. Sasuke and Naruto are handcuffed together to learn about teamwork when they make a bet: the first to ask for the handcuffs to be taken off has to wear whatever the winner wants on the next mission. Very fluffy. SasuNaru pairing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Incubus by Odyssion reviews
Itachi lets Naruto know exactly whose fault it is that Sasuke has defected from Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Cat's Tales by o-banana reviews
Iruka thought he had enough trouble looking after a house full of cats, dogs, and various other humanoids. But when Naruto goes into heat, he finds out what trouble really means... YAOI SasuNaru, various other pairings. Anthro
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,132 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Fox Spy by Crystal-Psycho reviews
March 9th. "I’ll deny that we bathed together if somebody asks. Seriously, the fact that he stripped in front of me and then slept with me on the same bed without boxers is hard enough to digest." --SasuNaru, AU--
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,593 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Doctor, Doctor! by AloneTogether reviews
Sasuke’s in a foul mood, Naruto’s immobile let the fun ensure! Au. Sasunaru. lemon. one-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,271 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Indigestion, Expired Milk and Sasuke by Mass Effecting Your Pants reviews
Naruto x Sasuke, Romance, Humour. Rated for short limey type scene and swearing. "Of course!" Sasuke deadpanned. "I can totally understand how you could confuse nausea derived from consuming off dairy products for locking lips with someone you find attractive. Totally."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,144 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Little Alley Cat by SlytherinMax reviews
On two different sides of a large city live to equally lonely cats. What will become of them? Sasu/Naru Chap 2: Ita/Naru, Sasu/Naru, Ita/Sasu, Ita/Naru/Sasu RATED M FOR CHAP 2!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Black Poison Blood by Insertrandomusername reviews
Zero needs blood. Kaname is willing, but will Zero accept? Lemon, SLASH, blood... you name it.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,411 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
Sweet tooth by AloneTogether reviews
Naruto wasn’t afraid going to the dentist of course he wasn’t. He was afraid of his dentist! Sasunaru, yaoi lemon one-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fearless, Mother by anamariewrites reviews
The Uchiha destroyed Mikoto's life, and so she gave birth to the monster that would destroy theirs. She named him for an evil creature and raised him as a beloved son, and when he brought death to her in return, she faced it without fear.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Our Dangerous Identities by cakecake reviews
Sasuke, a famous celebrity, stays in a hotel room and receives an unusual visit... just who is this irresistible stranger? AU, PWP, ItaSasu, Uchihacest
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,380 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 62 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Eight Signs of an Angel by Stavi reviews
Naruto is called a monster all of his life, but Sasuke's there to tell him that the villagers are wrong and that he's an angel. This is why... Naruto has all the signs of an angel! Major Fluff and some bad language. Yaoi SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Rock You Down To The Floor by Tara Teme reviews
SASUNARU FANFIC! Don't like it? Don't read it! Naruto and Sasuke have been living together since they were 13, and now they're 16, and like brothers. Naruto is bisexual, while Sasuke, without Naruto knowing, is gay. What will these misfits endeavor? READ
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Hierarchy by Lyndsay-Marie reviews
In high school, there's a hierarchy that needs to be followed in order to maintain regularity. However... that's not always possible. NaruSasu with hints of as of now GRAPHIC ItaSasu, and then light OroSasu, NaruSaku, and SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,717 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Don't Play With Me by BanishedOne reviews
Itachi still didn’t know if he was trying to tell Sasuke to hurry and save himself while he could, or if Itachi himself was begging to be saved. ItaSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,268 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of LolliePops and Blow Jobs by Danny-Lynn reviews
Sasu x Ita. Rated M for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Let Me Be Your Hero by Tsurumi Uchiha reviews
Sasuke is in love with his brother. Itachi's in love with him too. Sasuke always though of his brother as his hero, and it turns out to be that way in the end. ItaXSasu yaoi lemon beauty talking
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Toy's Story by Sweetness Theory reviews
“Um, mister?” the boy asked shyly “Why are your hands in his pants?” SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Give Me Novacain by ame shiroi reviews
New story curtesy of Sumomo & I. Oneshot. Possible continuation. Uchihacest. Please review. More chapters?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hold me, please by kneekole reviews
Orphan Naruto wants to get away from it all, so he runs away only to end up at a certain vampires house. SasuNaru [updated!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,426 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 2/13/2008 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Punish by NoNoWriter reviews
Its okay, he thinks, because this is punishment and he deserves it. Not because of all the things he has done to betray Konoha, but because he was careless enough to get caught by his village. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Itachi, à la carte by Out Of Sheol reviews
Naruto decides that a night of sex between the Uchiha brothers could do them some good. ItacNaruSasu. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,352 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lover in the night by Hitoko-sama reviews
my first uchihacest.sasuke has a wetdream and someone is waiting outside his window. yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Role Play by KageKitsune XXX reviews
Being in secretly love with your best friend is a heck of a lot more stressful than you can possibly imagine. Eventually, you just have to take matters into your own hands. For sanity's sake. NaruSasu AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,026 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 1,443 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
No Dildo Required by Maelza reviews
Sasori is alone at the base and Deidara is out on a mission for three days. He's been gone for two and not expected to be back for another day. Sasori does something rather unexpected... Sasodei, yaoi, really really smutty
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,833 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Doctor Uchiha by BakaNekoSan reviews
AU Hm... What's a dirty doctor like Sasuke to do when his high school crush comes to him for a check up? A harmless prostate exam wouldn't be pushing it, would it? Or would it lead on to more activities? Yaoi SasuNaru One-Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,620 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 99 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Carnie Fun by HitomiPMS-11 reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are two carnies living with the traveling circus. Sasuke is the wild man locked in a cage, while Naruto is the most flexible man in the world, said to be made out of rubber for his strange abilities as an acrobat. PWP SasuNaru will cont
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,624 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
AIM by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
AKATSUKI I.M! Minor Shonenai...Rated for crude jokes and language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara
Kakashi's lessons in seduction by Hope4love92 reviews
After countless failed attempts of trying to tell Naruto that he loves him, Sasuke finally decides to takes seduction lesson from Kakashi. Occness, Yaoi, SxN GxL KxI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,305 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Complete
Konan and Her Yaoi Paddle by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
What's the lone female member of the Akatsuki to do when she gets bored? Find some hot men and make them yaoi of course! Rated for language, and LOTS of explicit MENTIONS, only mentions, of yaoi. SasoDei, KakuHidan, ItaKisa, and ZetTobi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Konan - Complete
Missy, I'll Make a Girl Out of You by Ruru Kitsuneko reviews
Sasuke gets enrolled by Itachi in an all girls school as a practical joke. Itachi's betting he won't last four years without turning gay. Can Sasuke prove him wrong?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,929 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Akatsuki: First Crushes are Funny by Cheshire Cat Inc reviews
started out as just a short drabble about Deidara's first crush. but decided to make it a series about akatsuki's 1st crushes.XD and how they reflect on how funny they were.Anyways if you wanna read,go ahead.Reviews are nice,but i don't really mind.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara
Santa, Baby by KebertXela reviews
Guess who's home for the holidays?One shot. Shota, Yaoi, Incest. Lemon. ItaXSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
12 days of Christmas by Alrye reviews
Crack fic. I was bored... SasuNaru, Yaoi and implyed smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/21/2007 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Going Down by Zrina reviews
Surviving the plane crash was easy. Surviving each other’s company will be a little harder. NaruSasu, AU, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,704 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Untameable by Kiryami reviews
A series of random oneshots about Deidara brushing Sasori's hair and vice versa. Sequel to the Magical Haibrush. Light shonenai, rated T for later stuffs, mild language and slightly suggestive themes. Fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,875 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Color Coded Madness by ChayneRaection reviews
When a mysterious ring is brought into the Akatsuki by Tobi, chaos erupts. As it makes it's way from member to member, they learn no one is safe. Will someone be smart enough to realize it's a mood ring and get rid of it once and for all?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,724 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Itachi U., Hidan - Complete
Double, Double Naruto Trouble! by crazy novelist-san reviews
1 Naruto is trouble enough. What if there were 2? What if Sasuke was back and Itachi and Orochimaru were dead? What if 1 of those Naruto’s was actually the Kyuubi? What if next to no one knew? What if the Kyuubi was unused to having hormones? KyuuSasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,838 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/11/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Sasuke U.
Dolly, Darling by Novelist Pup reviews
[AU] So Deidara had said 'I thought you were dead,' and Sasori replied 'No, but you might be though.' [DeiSaso] [Sequel to Bomber, Baby]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,295 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Object of Lust by Hope4love92 reviews
During a mission, Sasuke comes in contact with a odd black powder. Pairings: SasuNaru,KakaIru,GaaLee,ShinKiba
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,176 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Deidara's Revenge by Danny-Lynn reviews
Sequel to 'Thanks For The Memories'. Starts off slow, but I might make some chapters fast pace. Loves! T for language. Rating MIGHT go up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,976 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/26/2007 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Don't Give Them Ideas by Insomnia On High reviews
One of those stories where our favorite Naruto characters discover their online fandom. Oh, you know they're fun. :D YAOI, SasuNaru, others...?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Everything's Greener by Pandasmoosh reviews
[COMPLETE] Everyone's high school experience is a different one. [AU, Eventually DeixSaso]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,721 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Thanks For The Memories by Danny-Lynn reviews
Kinda sucks because I couldn't think of much to put in between the lyrics. OneShot SongFic. Look for 'Deidaras Revenge' in the near future for sequal. Tincase
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Deidara - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7068 - Favs: 5,422 - Follows: 2,231 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Itachi's Surprise by Astaerelle reviews
Itachi has a surprise for his otouto, but Sasuke ends up not wanting to go along with it, can Itachi change his little brother's mind?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Man's Best Friend by TheLightsShadow reviews
Sasuke has a golden retriever named Naruto. His dog, disappears one day and while he is frantically looking for his lost dog, he meets a tanned blond named Naruto… someone that seems to know an awful lot about him...coincidence? I think not.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,433 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
From Anonymous by Serephy reviews
Sasuke is given an assignment: to send letters to somebody in a different country without giving them his name. As he quickly grows an attachment to this person, he doesn't realize that his life is going to change forever. ItaSasu, onesided NaruSasu. Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,114 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mentally Hilarious Much? by MonkeyCracker reviews
Uchiha Sasuke was sure he had a fairly normal life. But as he soon found out, nothing was as normal as he would like it to be. Because life never is that easy. Especially when you are in love with your own brother.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,670 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Uchiha Home Videos by shintas1st reviews
The uchiha home videos. Sasuke, age four, gets his own kunai....
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Drapes by Marcab reviews
Kyuubi has something to say about privacy. Crack... totally random. : Character bashing, but it's the Kyuubi so it'd be expected. Rated T for language and some implied adult themes...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Forced into Pleasure by LIFE can be CRAZY reviews
Itachi's been having some interesting thoughts about his brother lately and finally forms a plan to make him satisfy his desires. Teaching his little brother how to do those types of things is just part of being a brother, right? COMPLETELY RANDOM STORY
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Queerwolf by Jelp reviews
I am the one they call the Queerwolf, the one that hunts for men to sate my lusts. But I have no control over my desires, this sickness, but the blond one...he might just be able to help me, to save me from my own insanity...Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,386 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Explosions of Emotion by Starling Short reviews
Sasori finally meets his new partner, Deidara, and ends up feeling things he hasn't felt in years. How do you resist a flirt with mouths on his hands anyway? A SasoDei DeiSaso fic that isn't a Oneshot! Yaoi Smut and LEMON in chapters 6, 8 and 11!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,348 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Innocence by Lyndsay-Marie reviews
Sometimes Itachi just wants to watch Sasuke when he plays outside. Sometimes he can't help but feel drawn to his brother and the way he feels. After all... Sasuke was his. ONESHOT. ItaSasu kind of. Mostly solo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A pedophile's dream come true by hinatachan the itaxnaru luver reviews
Itachi knew he was a pedophile for liking his little brother but he never knew his dream could come true....i suck at thisXP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,050 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/22/2007 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blind Itachi by MysticDragonfruit reviews
Itachi makes the mistake of trying to confront Sasuke shortly after losing his sight.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Poplar by Morvira reviews
Itachi pressed his body up against Sasuke and nuzzled his ear. Sasuke’s eyes widened in shock and he jerked his head away. Warning: Yaoi. MM
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
It's All in Your Head by Evening Rain reviews
On the way back from a mission, Naruto gets hit with an interrogation jutsu. But when the jutsu is accidentally intercepted by Sasuke, the two boys find themselves stuck mentally together, unwillingly sharing each other's thoughts, feelings, and secrets..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,182 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 1,735 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bomber, Baby by Novelist Pup reviews
[AU] And the terrorist claimed, 'Art is a BANG' while Sasori said 'Not', and almost got shot. [DeiSaso]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,200 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Rose among the Rocks by BrightBrightWorld reviews
A mission goes wrong for our bluehaired Akatsuki origami mistress, and a surprise awaits the ginger haired leader when she staggers home. Cute little PeinKonan drabble.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,317 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Sting of a Scorpion by BrightBrightWorld reviews
While resting in an inn, Deidara is stung by a scorpion. Paralyzed and deathly scared, he is unable to do anything. Will Sasori be able to resist the temptation? SasoDei Warning: Heavy yaoi, lemon. You have been warned xD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,409 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Perfection by BrightBrightWorld reviews
Sasori often wonders why he is so obsessed with his blonde partner. SasoDei drabble. Rated M for yaoi and some very slight gore.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Scarred Past by BrightBrightWorld reviews
Even since that fateful day, Kakuzu has made sure he never got close to anyone, afraid of more rejection, hiding behind his mask. Hidan is sick of guessing and decides to ask him straight out. Slight KakuHida
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,869 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Burn by a dreamer's attic reviews
It was a matter of heat.' Every once and a while Naruto has to be extra careful about what he thinks about...Denial is the best course of inaction. Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. [M just to be careful but it should be T]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Ukette by myinukoi reviews
1 uke. 15 semes. 1 mansion. Who will rise above the other semes and claim Naruto as their own? Bachelor.Bachelorette parody.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,340 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Naruto U.
Rent by NoNoWriter reviews
Somehow, no matter what his walking fan service of a neighbour does, Itachi just doesn't have the energy to mind. [ItaNaru]AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Snap Snap Tap by Novelist Pup reviews
[AU] He always stood there, nodding to some quiet beat. Twice snapping his fingers, and once tapping his feet. [KyuuIta]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Itachi U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Naruto I love my Dreams by Kage Heishi reviews
Naruto has a strange dream that turns into a reality.This is my first completed Yaoi story, so please, please reviews....
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Favorite Puppet by Miko Takahashi reviews
There was no sobbing, no begging for him to wake up, just silent grieving as he disemboweled the one he loved the most. SasoDei. Rated M for blood and gore. OneshotDrabble. A bit OOC, read at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Untitled SasoriDeidara fic by Today4YouRentFan reviews
Deidara sneaks into Sasori's room and someone get's jealous.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Eternal by Phoenix Slave reviews
Sasuke returns home and finds Itachi there. He tries to avoid incest and everything ends. I'm not good at summaries. Character death. Suicide. Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of its characters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Yum by dragonmagik reviews
Sasunaru or Narusasu depending on how you look at it. What happens on a hot day when you mix Sasuke Naruto and Icecream. Read and find out. Yeah i know its been done to death but i couldn't help myself. Read and Review...Please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kill me, Kill you by Watercolor Ink reviews
Without the raven, the wolf would die.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
At Your Service by darkalbino reviews
I'll serve you if you'll serve me, but will you wear this maid's dress please? SasuNaru, oneshot, lime&lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,092 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Restless by Jelp reviews
Naruto's restless sleeping habits aren't keeping him awake at night, but they sure are keeping Sasuke up. What's a guy supposed to do when his teammate is molesting him in the middle of the night and the blond doesn't even realize it? SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 110,008 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Term Paper by Insomnia On High reviews
Sasuke walks into Itachi's room wondering what a term paper is, but learns a lot more than that: he learns about himself, things he'd never wish he'd known. WARNING: Uchihacest,masochism
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,623 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Picture Perfect by ToriMiu reviews
After a night of hot sex, Naruto finds a picture of... himself? Under Sasuke's pillow? Naruto's not about to let this opportunity to tease Sasuke pass, and Sasuke's revenge is all the more sweet and spiteful. Warning: SasuxNaru, Lemon, Slash
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,372 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sasuke's Password by R. Liam reviews
If Sasuke was to register in an online forum, what could he have put as a password? [Oneshot] SasuNaru. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 45 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Eclipse by IceTsuki reviews
Oneshot. Itachi and Sasuke meet and fight under the moonlight, but what secrets arouse when the moon's light is covered in the lunar eclipse? ItaSasu SasuIta very mild Uchihacest My first fanfic, go easy! Don't like, don't read! FLAMERS WILL DIE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Moons by shintas1st reviews
"Will you be...my sun?" "Only if you'll be mine." In order to be a sun, one must first find their moon.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
There Once Was A by dave-d reviews
Naruto and the gang, together, after he had embarrassed himself earlier with his choice of words. Somehow, the the topic turned to Limericks. More words. What trouble could that possibly cause?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,426 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
Vampire Songs by Mantinas reviews
Naruto walks into a bar and a new secret band plays. Why is the lead singer looking at him?SasuNaru. Twoshot! Songfic...all songs are from H.I.M.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Karma, Thy Name is Naruto by MrDust reviews
Shippūden setting. Jiraiya is fed up with Naruto always ruining his research, so he decides to teach him a lesson. But things never go as planned when Naruto is involved. Please review, it's the whole point.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Complete
Sensitive Blood by Kyoui-chan reviews
Itachi’s senses haven’t worked for him for a while. Sasuke is no longer a child, and it leaves him empty. [ItaSasu Uchihacest. Kind of bloody. YAOI.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Skittles Remind Me Of by SkyUnderSeige reviews
Skittles plus Naruto plus Names equals a confused Sasuke.And what's with Sasuke's pile being the farthest away?How does Sasuke take Naruto when his blonde's naming.... SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Deal Or No Deal by darkalbino reviews
absolutley nothing to do with the game show, unless this game show involves sexy dances and ramen deals, SasuNaru, oneshot, lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Feminist Theory Interpretation of Nail Polish by Jukebox Hound reviews
[Oneshot. Slight NaruSasu, post timeskip] Sakura thinks aloud and Naruto’s amused. Sasuke isn’t.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
An Apparition's Affection by Birddi reviews
The spirit of Itachi pays a visit to Sasuke's every night. Inc,Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Don't Stand So Close To Me by darkalbino reviews
What's a young teacher to do when your even younger, hot blond student starts coming onto you? And you want him back? SasuNaru, teacher!Sasuke, student!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,747 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Symbiosis by Watercolor Ink reviews
A series of symbolic drabbles surrounding Team 7. [[Kakashi, Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke]]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007
Blood and Lust by Mantinas reviews
Sasuke and Gaara are vampires. Naruto and Lee are the humans they love. And Orochimaru is a snakeman from the freak show, but what is he planning? Rateing maybe for later chapters. Dedicated to TheVampireLordWillRiseAgain.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,787 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Heat by Shuriken to the face reviews
Takes place after Akatsuki at the Seaside. Rating is there for a reason. Onesided Deisaso
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Boys will be Boys by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Naruto makes a shock discovery about Sasuke. SasuNaru, slash, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Broken Promise by anamariewrites reviews
When Rin dies Kakashi doesn't cry, but Obito has always compensated for Kakashi's shortcomings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Kakashi H., Rin - Complete
Things could be worse by Xpatch-work-dollX reviews
When the flirtatous high school teen Naruto is tricked into getting a tattoo, he meets the socially challenged playboy Sasuke, a tattoo artist. Problems are just bound to arise. AU high school narusasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,534 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Mood Swings by Kumorastar reviews
SasuNaruhint of mpreg. What happens when a pregnant naruto goes from happy to sad to happy again then to sexy all in less than 5 minutes? How will sasuke deal? M for safty
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Defining Evil by selandora reviews
A mission to capture Itachi and Kisame succeeds and the two missingnin are to be executed. The line between love and hate is thin but the one between good and evil is even thinner as Naruto and Sakura discover. Itasaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 81,583 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
An Akatsuki Funeral by 0renji reviews
Farewell, to the prettiest Akatsuki member... Warning: Spoilers!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Zetsu - Complete
What Hurts the Most by silverrayne621 reviews
He loves Sasuke, but someone can only be pushed so far...but is his love unrequited? Now turned into a 3 part series...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,581 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Karaoke, Akatsuki Style by Pandasmoosh reviews
Tobi decides the Akatsuki needs to have some fun and takes them to a Karaoke bar! Slight DeixTobi, DeixSaso, and ItaxKisa OOC, pure crack xD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,274 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Sasuke's Happy Pill by xRachieChanx reviews
Naruto wants Sasuke to be un emoish. So he goes to the store and gets a certain pill for Sasuke to be 'happy' in many ways. Lets just say he buys extra Viagra for this poor Uchiha and makes him swallow it! See what happens to them! SasuNaru. Yaoi. Read! R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
My Sacrifice by DarkenedxPhoenix reviews
Naruto fails to capture Sasuke, and is trained by Kyuubi after running away from Konoha. During his training, he eventually picks up a name all will fear. All beware of the Desu Decchi. Fem KyuubiNaru Complete
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 43,605 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Roses are Red by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Naruto is confused when someone starts leaving him a series of love notes. SasuNaru, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Consummate Plan by cakecake reviews
Having lusted after Itachi, Sasuke finds the perfect plan to get what he wants from his older brother... without Itachi ever knowing. Oneshot, AU, ItaSasu, PWP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,768 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Explosion by Lyndsay-Marie reviews
ItaSasu smutfic. Shota, manipulation. Sasuke wants to know what his aniki thinks of explosions. So Itachi teaches him. It's what older brothers are for.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Bad Naru by Montrealae90 reviews
Sakura invites the gang to a restaurant which happens to be having a karaoke night. What happens when Naruto's mischievous mind goes into play? Will he find love? Or will love find him? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
No Lies, No Restraints, No Hope by RizaUchimaki reviews
Naruto's hit by a truth jutsu that lasts 3 days and Sasuke has to look after him. SASUNARU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,227 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Life's Little Changes by ladywolfTerri reviews
Naruto didn't think he needed a tutor, that is until Kakashi got one for him. SasuNaru. Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,078 - Reviews: 1097 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 965 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Kiss Me Deadly by Aweshum reviews
[AU. SasuNaru.] One kiss. Everyday. For the rest of the school year. Those are my terms, Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 49,498 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 1,313 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
New Year Punishment by Slytherin's-Misstress reviews
Naruto comes home to find his lover in the arms of anouther. what will he do? punish them! itachiNarutoSasuke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Denial by BrightBrightWorld reviews
Sasodei Our fave two teammembers are both in denial...Deidara is about to give up hope of Sasori ever returning his feelings. One one spring mission though, something unexpected happens Plz R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Turning the Tables by Myownlife12 reviews
When put in an a position unlike any other, the tables will turn. Uchihacest. ItachiXSasuke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,054 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Not Like I Need to Defend My Own Innocence by IchigoxKurosawa reviews
Itachi definitely didn't see this coming. Sasuke is a lot harder to handle then he thought! But, he loves his little brother anyway. Summary changed again! Rated M for language and sexual content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,287 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Witching Hour by firefly reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,337 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Something So Sad It Hurts by xxkirahoshi reviews
Naruto was running from Sasuke with no real reason in mind. He just blamed Sasuke for something he was not sure about. Sasuke though, is living with Naruto right now because Mother Nature loves to mess with people. R&R BL SasuNaru KakaIru FAIL
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,106 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Let Your Heart Sing by Pirates VS Ninjas reviews
My first one shot,a SasuNaru story,Sasuke and the others go to a bar called Open Ocean to watch a person called the Rose Kitsune live only to find Naruto singing. What well happen? read and find out
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Be careful what you read in books by Chemical-Inbalance reviews
Sai, Sakura and Naruto escape the heat in a book store, as well as purchase some books along the way. However Sai picks up a book that will change him, but for better or worse? SAI x NARU Yaoi warning :P
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 64 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Naruto U., Sai
Remedy by ame shiroi reviews
Not because he’s my aniki, but because he’s Itachi. Point blank, he can never love anyone. Uchihacest, yaoi, later lemons. [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 6,720 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dreamful by HK Keiji reviews
Sasunaru. Sasuke watches Naruto. [rated M for sexual scene]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bad boy whatcha gonna do by Miss Trout reviews
WHOA! Another sequel. Muahaha! Summary: Sasuke's a bored cop and a certain blond catches his eye.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,351 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/9/2007 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Puppy Lovin' by darkalbino reviews
When Kakashi punishes Sasuke by turning him into a dog, the dark canine ends up being taken in by none other than the cute blonde he's lusting after...oh, this won't bode well...or will it? SasuNaru, and naughty things with a doll
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,315 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 136 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Our Night by darkalbino reviews
Prom night, that one special night that all teenagers break their backs to make it to, how will this night end up for our favorite couple? Oneshot, SasuNaru, lemon, fluff.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,978 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hectic by darkalbino reviews
Sex is always more fun when you can get caught...SasuNaru, oneshot, lemon, duh...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fun By The Campfire by darkalbino reviews
What's the best thing about camping? Making fun of your sensei, bathing in the lake, singing ridiculously annoying songs, sex...hey wait! no! I meant...no wait, yeah I meant sex. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Appointments Are Fun by darkalbino reviews
Damn, doctor appointments can be such a drag...but depending who your doctor IS, they can turn out quite fun...SasuNaru, M for hot, smutty sex loves
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 57 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Consequences of Drunken Provocation by Reyuna Yukimura reviews
While on a mission together, a nineteen year old Naruto gets drunk and Sasuke has to handle it. We'll see how well that goes won't we? Rated M for a reason. SasuNaru. READ AND REVIEW!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sleep Deprivation by Lances reviews
ItaDei. What kind of talk do you expect from a group of sleep deprived evil assassins? Itachi hasn't slept in nearly 40 hours. Tired and gloomy, he ends up sharing the same hot bath with Tobi and Kisame... and one crazy Deidara.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Ohayo Niisan! by shintas1st reviews
Who knew saying happy birthday could turn out so...interesting? Sasuke and Itachi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,381 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
To pleasure a prince by Miss Trout reviews
Walking home one night Naruto is kidnapped by vampires, he’s brought to Konoha the vampire capital where he is forced to pleasure Sasuke the prince of vampires.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,344 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Training Day by shintas1st reviews
Temporarily down for a rewrite.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Bath or Fun? by w.w.angel reviews
What happens when Naruto goes to take a bath but forgets his towel? Well go out and get it, but when he looks for it in the bedroom with Sasuke reading a yaoi book and only is wearing a towel things get interesting. Will Naruto ever get his bath? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
With one last growl by bevino reviews
In which Naruto make Sasuke need him... in a bad way. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 10/29/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
What Needs to be Done by Imnotcrazy-really reviews
Itachi would do anything to protect Sasuke from abusive parents Sasuke's not sure how he feels about that.. AU ItaSasu Oneshot Incest Smut among other things
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,994 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Beggar or Chooser? by ame shiroi reviews
He kissed a spot near his brother’s ear. “Can I tell you a secret?”Itasasu. Uchihacest, yaoi, major lemon. Please review. I do not own Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Banana by Stavi reviews
“Sasuke! Sasuke! Lookit what Sakura showed me how to do.” Naruto started to peel the banana end to end. ‘Oh God, he’s not going to do what I think he’s going to do is he?’ SasuNaru yaoi lime
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Boy Discussion by a dreamer's attic reviews
Drabble The Naruto girls are gossiping at...hogwarts? There are reasons why you shouldn't easedrop. hints of sasunaru and tenhina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Complete
What's Sex? by elloshort reviews
Little naive Naruto. Wondering what sex is hmm? Well Kakashi advises that Naruto should go to Sasuke to explain. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 66 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Get Your Mind Out Of The Gutter by BlackEyedWicca reviews
Sasuke spies on Naruto’s conversation with someone in an alley....you put the long hard shaft in your...wait...What? Naruto what are you and this guy doing? Remember jealous Uchiha’s are never good. Naru? SasuNaru. Chap2 Up And It's LEMON!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Uchihas, two for one special by Aku Shijin reviews
Sasuke and Itachi can't stop thinking about each other. What will happen when they meet one on one for the first time in years?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kissing Your Shadow by Yami White Rain reviews
[sasunaru oneshot] Five times Sasuke and Naruto didn't kiss.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Uchiha's Game by ame shiroi reviews
He makes the cutest noises when I ‘play’ with him. He smiles almost coyly at me and says in a childish voice “Aniki, come play with me.” Threeshot. Itasasu. Lemon, uchihacest. Please review.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,742 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Fox Hunts by GhostlyMaiden reviews
AU. NaruSasu. Kyuubi!Naruto. Eventual Mpreg. Challenge Fic. Every year, the huntsman of Konoha gather to hunt the demon Kyuubi. It's Sasuke's first hunt and he is nervous with good reason. After all, Kyuubi has picked him to be his mate.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,910 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
12629 by Scarletfire.z reviews
Naruto thought of a dare for Sasuke. As usual, the almighty Uchiha Sasuke accepted it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Dear Sasuke by YourADDBuddy reviews
Itachi sends his little brother an important note explaining some things. And just gives Sasuke an eyeopener for how wacked out Itachi really is. I thought it was funny...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hot Ride by desolate butterfly reviews
[SasuNaru, AU oneshot] Naruto buys a motorcycle and Sasuke is unimpressed. Until Naruto changes his mind.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mile High Club by Imnotcrazy-really reviews
AU Itachi, a business man, gets bored on a plane trip and joins the mile high club with a flirtatious flight attendent. ItaSasu Inc Anal HJ.. currently in rewrite.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Counseling by Kyoui-chan reviews
Uchiha Itachi and Uchiha Sasuke are not in need of counseling. Or so they say. [Uchihacest, One shot, PWP]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,251 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1544 - Favs: 3,664 - Follows: 364 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Aniki, Otouto by ame shiroi reviews
Itasasu. He didn’t know what brought on this odd behavior from his brother, but he did know a few things. 1 It wasn’t going to go well for him. 2 At any costs, he must get away. 3 His brother now scared him more than ever.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Red Cells and White by NeuroticSeduction reviews
Three weeks ago, Naruto fell off his roof and was horried to find a bruise that refuses to go away. His illness has been diagnosed and few people know. The only one who can really help him cope is a certain Sasuke Uchiha. YAOI COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,880 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
What's the Worst That Could Happen? by Legendary Legacy reviews
Kyubi's been acting strange, and it's making Naruto nervous. When the demon makes a strange request, Naruto's against it...that is, until he no longer has a choice. But hey, what's the worst that could happen? Mockfic. I'm still awesome at summaries.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 95 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 1,817 - Follows: 1,142 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
Aniki's Closet Weakness by Aruuuu reviews
Sasuke brings home the one thing that can make Itachi go crazy...His favorite kind of lollipop! UCHIHACEST WITH A TWIST! Sasuke x Itachi! Yaoi, Lemon, Kinky, bondage Whoo
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Chidori Light by HK Keiji reviews
SEQUEL TO OVERLOAD .. so what was Sasuke really planning to do with Chidori during sex? Sasunaru Kakairu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Complete
Pain by Ignis et Ventus reviews
Iruka gives his students an exercise to explain one of the most important aspects of a Shinobi's life. 'What is the definition of pain'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Complete
Cyber by Dei-kun reviews
Carefree and with his mind set on other tasks, Naruto is oblivious to what may become of an online friendship. AU, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,213 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
dominatiion rhymes with abomination by listwriter reviews
Maybe quite MA. I'm not sure. Uchihacest is the word here. Finally Sasuke catches his brother. Not suitible for young eyes...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
55 WAYS TO BUG DA AKATSUKI by Sir Loin of Beef reviews
SEE ABOVE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Complete
Condensed Milk by YaoiObsession reviews
[SasuNaru] Sasuke admits to himself that he has feelings for a certain someone after having an erotic dream and needs a plan to get him to love him back. What's this? Naruto lying on the bed half naked...the opening he's been looking for! XD XD XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,601 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Eetah! by shizuke reviews
Sasuke's first word...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 86 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Loved You by Imnotcrazy-really reviews
Sasuke realises something. Itachi takes something. Itasasu Oneshot PWP Inc Anal Death
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Twister by Paigeion reviews
Naruto and Sasuke play a game of ‘Twister’ and things get a little heated. NaruSasu, oneshot, Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Uchiha Christmas by HK Keiji reviews
Itachi kidnaps Naruto as a christmas present for Sasuke. UCHIHA CHRISTMAS! Yaoi threesome bondage smut [sasunaru] [itanarusasu]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,969 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 2/21/2007 - Published: 12/21/2006
My Personal Maid by Seto's Darkness reviews
Naruto needs money desperately. And so, he applies for a high paying job as a Personal Assistant. He just didn't know was that he was going to be a MAID for his rival and classmate, Uchiha Sasuke! [SasuNaru AU YAOI Master!Sasuke Maid!Naruto]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 234 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Red Velvet by MistressKaia reviews
Sasuke dances to forget the past, but his past has some sultry moves of its own. What lies in wait when dearest aniki has been released from the asylum? AU, ItaSasu, Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,441 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/17/2007 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Seduction! Bastard Style by Maccan reviews
Sasuke knows it's time to find a wife. But it's Sasuke, and no one can meet his standards, what's a poor teme to do? Oneshot, slight crack, SasukeNaruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sunburn Blushing, Sexual Flushing by dragon agility reviews
In which Sasuke has sunburn and Naruto knows how to 'treat' it... [NaruSasuNaru twoshot]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,288 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/9/2007 - Published: 11/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Peeping Tom: What He Deserves by Saki K reviews
The two brothers are getting it on! But wait, someone's watching from the window... [Uchihacest Itasasu LEMON] For Lunamaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Smile Until It Hurts by Horka reviews
Neji thoughts about Naruto being abused. One shot. A hint of Nejinaru, Sasunaru and Sasusaku. Bad at summeries and probably stories. 1shot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
Cat Nipped by Human Inuaysha reviews
Tohru has acidently picked wild catnip she thought was part of a flower what happens to poor defensless Kyou when the smell gets to powering?
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,159 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Kyo S., Tohru H.
SasUKE by MangaGrrl reviews
Naruto teases Sasuke about his name. [SasuNaru, lemony scented]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Manual by MangaGrrl reviews
What’s so sexual about a manual? Sasuke finds out the hard way. [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Shop by mishka-chan reviews
Sasuke and Itachi own a shop. A shop that sells exotics. On one side they are respectable on the other they are barely even legal. UCHIHACEST! SHOUTAsorta! RATED FOR A REASON! Please enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,887 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/17/2007 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Mirror by Stavi reviews
SasuNaru. Lemon. Yaoi. Baby I love making love in front of the mirror... Song: Mirror By: Neyo
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ame Rain by Hellagoddess reviews
Uchihacest. “Wwhat did I do? Aniki?” I whisper, the immobilizing fear that I’ve somehow upset him suddenly overwhelms me. I want to make it right with all my heart.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I love the Bath by Aruuuu reviews
Sasuke and Itachi have a little fun in the bath. Uchihacest with a twist! SasuxIta..Warning: Lemon, Yaoi, Kinkyness, and weirdness
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke's 'Problem' by Paigeion reviews
Naruto finds Sasuke getting a dirty magazine from a book store and decides to help him with his 'problem' NarSas ONE SHOT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Operation Extermination by Miss Trout reviews
Sasuke discovers termites. He calls an exterminator. Yaoi ensues! full summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sibling Rivalry by Seto's Darkness reviews
Uchiha Naruto grew up with his two brothers, Itachi and Sasuke. Now though, said brothers are getting a bit... too interested in him... [SasuNaru ItaNaru AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 235 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Over Load by HK Keiji reviews
Naruto teases Sasuke with his Kage bunshin no jutsu, it's too much for him... [narusasu Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hot Chocolate by Shosuro reviews
How does Naruto keep his Sasuke warm? With Hot Chocolate of course!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,813 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sticky Mornings by LuffyKun3695 reviews
SMUTFIC! Sasuke and Naruto have a kinky morning, except Sasuke wants to play with Naruto when he's a GIRL! Naruko Action! One-Shot. Porn-Without-Plot. Sasuke/Naruto. Sasuke/Naruko.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/20/2006 - [Sasuke U., Naruko U.] - Complete
Uchiha Shorts by HK Keiji reviews
Naruto made Sasuke some Uchiha shorts, with the Uchiha symbol on his crotch... it looked like a penis. "I can't wear that!" he spluttered.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,069 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 67 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Present by Saki K reviews
The Uchiha brothers find another way to keep warm in their heatless home. I hope you know where this is going.. XD [Uchihacest Itasasu OneShot] M for lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke the Emo Ninja by Saja Natalia reviews
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer done Naruto style.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
To The Winner by Nakitama-san reviews
It is a long time before Sasuke realizes what he is eating. Even longer before he figures out why he enjoys it. He smiles as he says, Delicious.warning: Cannibalism. Slight pairings including SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,073 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sake Cup by Riza A reviews
When Itachi first joins Akatsuki, there's an initiation ceremony of sorts. One that involves alcohol. Lots, and lots, of alcohol. Strange things are said when one is drunk. Pity Kisame. DRUNK!Itachi crack fic. [Hints of ItachiKisame]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Diaper Sharingan! by Crystal-Psycho reviews
A new threat is arriving Konoha: Itachi in his diapers. A simple mistake in Sasuke’s and Naruto’s ninjutsu causes a few… problems. And guess who'll have to babysit him? [SasuNaru XD and my lovely pairings!]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,939 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/9/2006 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Babysitting by YvonneandNeji reviews
During their bath Sasuke asks Itachi a question, but how does he answer? Yaoi, incest, minor, Any other evil I can add in?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Uchihas and Ponies by PhoenixClaw reviews
Remember that time you got stuck in a tree, almost starved to death, were driven half mad by the constant bickering of fan girls and couldn't see a way out in which you actually got to keep your pants on? No? Well, Sasuke does. [Total EMO CRACK! Woot!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Thunderstorm by Dei-kun reviews
Sasuke is afraid of the large storm that's hit Konoha and decides to sleep with his brother for the night for comfort. Itachi finds himself with slight issues and struggles to control himself. Yaoi, Shouta, ItaSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,178 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/18/2006 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Carry On Dancing by firefly reviews
If Hidan ever found himself capable, he was totally going to sacrifice the Leader to his God for making him dance. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 67 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Indulgence by AkaiTsume reviews
Halloween Darkfic Oneshot. When reality and delusions collide, only one truth remains. Uzumaki Naruto ALWAYS keeps his promises. SasuNaru if that's what you want to call it, character death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,844 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Tease by Stavi reviews
Lemon, Language, Yaoi. Sasuke teases too much, what is an innocent uke to do? Get Revenge. [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 46 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Say Hello To Your New Partner by firefly reviews
Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 67 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Uchiha Dessert by Tsukishiro reviews
[Warning:AU OOC Yaoi ItaNaru] An Uchiha does not have a sweet tooth. But because of a certain blond, one Uchiha became addicted to confections… but in a different way than you think.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
You're Beautiful by VanityWantsYou reviews
After getting rejected by the girl he liked, Sasuke begins to doubt his own looks. Who better to reassure the young Uchiha than his older brother? ItaSasu Uchihacest
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,587 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dotless Dice by VanityWantsYou reviews
All Naruto wanted was to get something to eat, but he ended up in a pleasure house instead. SasuNaru and NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,442 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 10/7/2006 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 1,259 - Follows: 119 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Guilty Pleasure by The Original Dirtyangel reviews
Something to indulge, if only for a moment. Oneshot. ItaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
SASUKE: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Wicked Enough reviews
/Done with Permission/v 2.0/ Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an UCHIHA SASUKE unit! With a little help from this manual, you'll learn the basics of feeding, bathing, and glomping an UCHIHA SASUKE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Necromancer by Novelist Pup reviews
Insanity is as dangerous as it is addicitive. [yaoi, SasuNaru?]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Tradition by LadydemonLyn reviews
Slight SasuNaru TINY bit of KakaIru little LeeSaku Kyuubi isn't the only demon that haunts Naruto and only Naruto. After all it is tradition...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/16/2006 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Gothic Henge No Jutsu by Gothmonkey642 reviews
Sakura is tired of being called weak, so she becomes a gothic ninja. What will sasuke do? pairings: sasusaku, naruhina, shikino!and for everyone who reviews, and you want a sequel, please give suggestions for it! thanx
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,188 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/16/2006 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
NiisanOnegai motto wa idamu by suger-snake reviews
Sasuke gets a kiss and has a bit of a problem with it[Itasasu]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Misunderstood by Novelist Pup reviews
Kyuubi is a very... misunderstood induvidual. [absolute crack]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Indecent Interlude by iyfanatic reviews
Sasuke and Naruto have a bit of fun during their lunch break... Yaoi, SasuNaru, not for the kiddies.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Crystal Ball Conundrum by death.by.shuriken reviews
Sasuke last chance at redemption comes and goes. But there's one last piece of the puzzle that can get him out of Orochimaru's grasp safely. A crystal ball that has the ability to let him see anywhere he wishes. SasuNaru. AUish.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,359 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Lion Dance by Lovely Mocochang.Com reviews
REWRITTEN! Naruto somehow convinces Sasuke to participate with him in the fair, being the front and back end of a Lion. With Naruto's behind so close to Sasuke's face and Sasuke's want for Naruto overpowering him - how do they cope? Swearing and sex. YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,179 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
PlayDough and Shark Porn by MistressKaia reviews
Deidara has been completely oblivious to what playdough was, that is, until today. Kisame however finds himself having his own adventures in Shark Week. All the while, Itachi is finally as mentally scared as his brother. CRACK FIC. POSSIBLE ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Deidara, Kisame H. - Complete
Foxed! by The-Lost-Ninjas reviews
Due to a freakish accident, Naruto is stuck in the form of a chibi fox! Now he must escape the clutches of the evil Sasuke! ...yeah... YaoiSasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,047 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 1,349 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Requiem of Absolution by MistressKaia reviews
Life and Death. Love and Hate. Whats it matter to an avenger? Lonliness is worse then pain. Silence is worse then death. Death is pleasure. Death is Itachi. I welcome death with the blood that pours from me. Release me. ItaSasu, One Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
41 ways to know that you are obsessed with Deidara by Myownlife12 reviews
just what the title says..un
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Deidara - Complete
I couldn't wait by Atropa13 reviews
Sasuke is held in solitary confinement and has two days left before he is a free man... but Naruto can't wait that long... NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,057 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fine Art by animedragongirl reviews
[SasoDei] Deidara has an obsession that is a secret until Sasori finds out. [Graphic yaoi. Don't like, don't read.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,310 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Take off your goddamn clothes! by Quack says the T-shape reviews
On a mad whim, Sasuke and Naruto decide to swap clothes. How does this affect their personalities? Not much. But how does it affect their relationship? A hell of a lot. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Welcome To My Life by Novelist Pup reviews
Itachi can't stand emo teenagers... Parody of the music video for 'Welcome To My Life' by Simple Plan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Heating Pads by theallpowerfullme reviews
SasuNaru. After training Sasuke tries to give Naruto a heating pad, but the blond declines. Sasuke just gave it back and Naruto fell asleep, and what's with the weird dreams?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/17/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bondage by ladywolfTerri reviews
Kiba, being tired of his friend Naruto still being a virgin, comes up with a new idea! Now exactly why did Naruto let Kiba tie him to a bed?.! and who is the mystery lover!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,581 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/7/2006 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Oh Sensei! by Chibi-Crysti reviews
A not so innocent dare goes in slightly the wrong direction. Yaoi. One Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,047 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/26/2006 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Popsicle, EroSensei and Jealous Avenger by Ebil-Baka reviews
Naruto has a very interesting way of eating popsicle. Sexual Innuedoes. SasuNaru. KakaNaru. Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Complete
Messenging by FastForward reviews
MSN, Yahoo, AOL... They're all dangerous things. Don't think so? Ask Sasuke...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 118 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
What Hurts the Most by Chibi Orochi-kun reviews
My first Naruto fic so be nice! When Naruto dies saving the village, how will everyone react? Who will be hurt the most by the passing of Konoha's sunshine? Songfic. Plz r&r!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,459 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/27/2006 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
sensus tactilis by icefalcon reviews
Uchihacest. [Kisame POV] Itachi didn't touch people.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
What is this Feeling? by Raven Dunbar reviews
Naruto discovers Yaoi Fics Online, featuring himself and Sasuke. And he doesn't take to them well at all ... but can things change? What happens when Sasuke discovers those same stories? Strictly SasuNaruSasu. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,054 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 6/20/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ramen Flavoured Bubblegum by dragoness simplicity reviews
One shot. NaruSasu. Innocent fluff. Naruto has spent weeks saving up for Ichiraku's new sweet - Ramen flavoured bubblegum. When Sasuke steals his hard-earned sweet, Naruto will do anything to get the bubblegum back.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Shopping With Hyuugas by FastForward reviews
Oneshot giftfic about Hinata. How does Hinata react when Ino and Sakura ask her to go shopping?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Hinata H., Sakura H. - Complete
I Love You Niisan by Sheena-X-Zelos reviews
Sasuke experiences first kisses, first love and first times with none other than his beloved Niisan May be a little OOC in some caes but this is Uchicest... the whole thing is OOC, but it's hot! :3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/23/2006 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Heat of Summer by Kakyoku no Kaze reviews
It's a scorcher out there so what does one do? Get ice cream of course! An innocent act turns very uninnocent when a mother misunderstands. Set back in Sasuke's and Itachi's past.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Entertaining Thoughts by HyperRyu-chan69 reviews
uchihacest .What happens when Itachi is a little too friendly with sasuke ? But we all get used to things eventually right ? the only way to get rid of temptation is to give in .Yaoi , incest sasukexItachi . Warnings inside. Rated for 2nd chapter lemon ,
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,385 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/13/2006 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
It's Not That Short! by Robochick reviews
After Naruto looks through Sai's notebook, he gets more than he bargained for. SaiNaruto ONESHOT YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Belief by mayfaire reviews
Love will always have two faces. NaruSasu. ItaSasu. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Itchy Butt by Ryu-Ruyi reviews
Sasu X Naru. What has Naruto's Itchy Butt to do with Sasuke. What makes their sensei places bet on them. Who will win the jackpot?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,333 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bad dreamer by suger-snake reviews
A scared Sasuke spends the night with Itachi after a bad dream [itasasu]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
It Hurts But Not Anymore by Midnight-sama reviews
Even nice guys get pissed off and that's all you need to know. Let's now take a look into the mind of Naruto Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Sasuke the Asexual by S Girlie reviews
Sasuke always thought he was Asexual... until he found Naruto in a compromising position sasunaru yaoi oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 108 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Paper Heart by Novelist Pup reviews
Sasuke visits his family's grave, and just can't bring himself to cry for them. Songfic, Uchihacest, ItaSasu, to The All American Reject's song, My Paper Heart
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chasing Naruto by AkaiTsume reviews
AU: College Years. Sasuke doesn't want to come to terms with his feelings, but when rivals appear, he has to take matters into his own hands...NaruSasu Shounenai, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 130,423 - Reviews: 2583 - Favs: 3,085 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Complete
Loophole by leafygirl reviews
Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,457 - Reviews: 3407 - Favs: 3,925 - Follows: 1,022 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Spending time with Sasuke by suger-snake reviews
Itachi and Sasukes parents are on a misson and will be gone for the rest of the day and itachi finaly desideds to spend the time with his little brother that Sasuke has wanted for a long timeitachi sasuke uchihacest younger itachi and sasuke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,655 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Uchiha Confusion by Dyeh reviews
Itachi's formulating a plan to kill two birds with one stone. Although, he didn't plan for one of the birds to mistake the word Brother for Lover. Read and Review
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,331 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/25/2005 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
What If Sasuke Lived With Itachi by Danny-Lynn reviews
What If Sasuke Lived With Itachi? Hell would break lose? Or would things be good How would Itachi treat Sasuke? R&R PLEASE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,165 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Patient by S Girlie reviews
At Konoha Mental Health, Sasuke is a patient no doctor can reach, that is, until an aspiring psychiatrist by the name of Naruto comes along... sasunaru yaoi COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,573 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/26/2005 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Complete
Trick or Pocky? by firefly reviews
Rule number one of a horror parody: Never let the rookie nine split up in a potentially haunted, killer inhabited mansion, never say I'll be right back, and always, ALWAYS, expect the unexpected when even Sasuke dresses up as a devil in hot red spandex.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,502 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 11/2/2005 - Published: 6/9/2005
Little Green Leaf by Ninja Shen reviews
...Fine. If you wanna die so bad, it's your call. But you gotta prove to me you're worth the effort. I'll let you fight my sister... but first, you gotta get through ME. Kankuro x Tenten [finished]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,591 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Kankuro, Tenten - Complete
Side Effects by S Girlie reviews
oneshot Naruto goes without ramen for a week... with surprising side effects... sasunaru yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/20/2005 - Complete
The Birthday suit by Atropa13 reviews
It's Naruto's birthday and Sasuke thinks he could prank the blonde dobe... but who could trick the prankster of all pranks?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/11/2005
Leave it to Deidara by tidAL rabbiT reviews
Uchiha Itachi, an aspiring novelist under the pseudonym Kumori Arashi, as there's no money to be made in Akatsuki, writes the story that's on everybody's mind. Who could ever have figured the organization would be so helpful? [UCHIHACEST, ItaSasu]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,820 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/4/2005 - Published: 8/17/2005
Take a Picture by mayfaire reviews
Sasuke finds something worth crying for despite his burning hatred. Slight ItaSasu. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Complete
Esthesia by Fantastical Queen Ebony Black reviews
.'Niisan', asked Sasuke, 'What... What is love' [implied uchihacest] .:COMPLETE:. [slight additions made to ch. 5]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,255 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Side Effects by ChibiRisu-chan reviews
Kakashi and Iruka are sent on a yearlong undercover mission, with help from Naruto's sexynojutsu. But nobody had asked whether it could have side effects... [Shounenai, KakaIru, some OC students, and a pregnant Iruko...]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 121,537 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 2/17/2004 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Public Bathing by rosesareblue reviews
Naruto and Sasuke go to a public bathhouse. But a certain blond ninja is acting a little strange... Warning: Not for those who are anti-Naruto-molesting. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 141 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
It's Tradition by Justice-hime reviews
Tradition, a time honoured practice or set of such practices. Naruto is learning that there are just some traditions that cannot be broken. SasuNaru COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,916 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hit Me by TheFutureFreaksMeOut reviews
I’m not pretending, brother. Insanity, is what you drove me to, so god damn it. Go on, hit me! SasukeItachi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2005 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Darkness by Les-Gateaux reviews
Sasuke has fallen into the darkness, and Itachi only pulls him further down...ItaSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/16/2005
Dominance by Les-Gateaux reviews
Sasuke would never admit it, but perhaps he enjoyed being dominated by his brother...Uchihacest
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/13/2005
Who Will Save Your Soul? by Naruke reviews
You are the purest of us all, yet the most tainted. You are the brightest, yet the darkest. The most beautiful, yet the ugliest. [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Heated Attrations by F.A. Star Hawk reviews
This will be a three part fic. Kyuubi is in heat and Naruto is being afected by it, as well as every male around him, who will he get with in the end? YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,361 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/19/2005 - Published: 2/14/2005
Byakko by Insomnia Productions reviews
It all starts when Naruto stumbles across a baby fox and its dead mother one afternoon. Strange things start to happen, interrupting the norm. As time passes, Naruto begins to realize that finding the dead fox wasn't just a coincidence..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,711 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 11/29/2004 - Published: 5/27/2003
Morning Trends by Jin1 reviews
One ghastly morning leads to another...and another. The days when Naruto does not want to get up. AU, SasuNaru, YAOI, formerly known as "Violate my Junketsu, Why Don't you!" Look to my bio for newest chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,510 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 10/5/2004 - Published: 11/10/2003
Sugar and Spice and Nothing Nice by Naruke reviews
When you leave them to cool, and come back later, what do you find? A single cookie, the flower, whiskers, and fan meshed as one. Better write this recipe down. [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2004 - Complete
A House without Doors by Luc Court reviews
Short fic, preChuunin, spoilers. A study of the Hyuuga family and what extraordinary vision might do to an entire clan's habits.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/21/2004 - Neji H. - Complete
Bittersweet Angel by Naruke reviews
Sing your greivous tune, howl your lust for blood on your path en route to hell. [song about Sasuke]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2004 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Swallow the Pain by Naruke reviews
Just go through the motions. Get your life over and done with. [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2004 - Naruto U. - Complete
Eine Kleine Nachtmusik by Naruke reviews
The melodies blocked out their harsh words. Meaner insults? Crank up the volume. [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2004 - Naruto U. - Complete
And the World Comes Crashing Down by Naruke reviews
When the die is cast, there's no turning back, no homeward path, and the world comes crashing down. In depth version of 'Just Sakura'. [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2004 - Sakura H. - Complete
When the Cat's Away by Vee-sempai reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are left alone while Kakashi trails an enemy, and Sasuke is badgered into admitting something he would rather not. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,461 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 123 - Published: 2/17/2004
The Dark Side of Being a Shinobi by kata-chan reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are handed a very peculiar mission that soon turns out to be complete disaster. Be warned: you will probably laugh your lungs out reading this. NaruSasu, gets R for language. Kindly R&R.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,604 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/30/2004 - Complete
Just Sakura by Naruke reviews
...She really did. But she couldn't. She was just Sakura. Companion fic to 'And the World Comes Crashing Down'. [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Sakura H. - Complete
Bug Eyed Freak by solderini reviews
The hardest person to accept is the one staring at you in the mirror.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,396 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/6/2003 - Shino A. - Complete
The Bath House by Shibarania reviews
Naruto is full set to take a nice long soak in the bath, all by his lonesome. Only one problem: he's not alone. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,382 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/28/2003
Names by Naruke reviews
Insults are wounds that won't heal up after the war is done...Kyuubi POV [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2003 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Bedtime Stories by Sunfreak reviews
Kakashi tucks Team 7 in, despite heavy protesting on their parts. Yaoi and yuri.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 103 - Published: 6/20/2003