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Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

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I come from a place not so near you, unless your from NZ. I am still young 16 and have a spelling age of 12...I'm currently suffering from a disorder called twifungus which i was diagnosed with in 2005. As you can tell i have a bad obsession for the twilight series by Stephenie Meyer and the Host! I really love the Twilight Series so much I just love it...yeah.. I am a big fan of Barrac Obama even though i'm not American i know know most of your laws. LOL. Paramore,Cold play and Kings of Leon I love listening to. I used to love Rap music but i hate it now because i never paid that much to the lyrics but now i do! :( Reading is my all time hobbie and thats all from me...

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Somebody Save Me, A Heather Wells Mystery by Macaulay10 reviews
Story based on Heather Wells Series by Meg Cabot. My version of book #3. Set post Size 14... HeatherCooper
Heather Wells Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 84,293 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Heather W., Cooper C. - Complete
Revenge Attack by Amzie4 reviews
Sequel to Edward's Playful Attack. The boys are going to get revenge on the girls for 'dazzling' them. Where will this lead? Rated T for romance and my paranoia.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,309 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Complete
The Nanny by Orchid Child reviews
It was a mistake all Bella wanted was directions to NYU but Edward mistakes her for the new nanny. Quiting doesn't matter anymore since his kids have taken a liking to her and her to them. And it helps when your employer is a living Adonis. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,013 - Reviews: 1653 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 1,699 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Rob's Eyes by Slytherinized reviews
1800WhereRYou from Rob's POV. Story started by SweetestReject and continued by me. On hold, for now
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,752 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Rob W., Jess M.
Wow! Is That Really Bella? by Gabriels-girl5035 reviews
Edward never returned in New Moon, Now 70 years later he’s engaged. When the family goes to Barcelona on vacation Edward may be in for a HUGE surprise!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,491 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Forbidden Fruit by Taters7 reviews
Bella Swan mother Died when Bella was just 2 years old. Now living with a father that beats her and having a crush or maybe even in love with her English teacher Edward Cullen Bella dosnt know what to do, What will her teacher do to help her. All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 29,789 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Emmett and Bella Story by Seidina reviews
What if Edward and Rosalie had fallen in love. How would things change for Emmett and Bella? How would this affect the rest of the family?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,997 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Emmett, Bella
Bad Boy by twilightlover367 reviews
Local bad boy Edward Cullen is always getting himself in trouble. Bella, an angel child from Pheonix can’t stand him the minute she sees him in Forks. Can they love each other, or will they hate each other forever?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 96,517 - Reviews: 1577 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 975 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 1/18/2008
You Had Me At Hello by summerg94 reviews
Bella, an orphan forced to work in a strip club has had many tragedies in her past. She soon meets son of wealthy business man, Edward Cullen who is interested in buying the place. They instantly connect but can she trust herself to ever love again? BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,719 - Reviews: 2434 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 1,351 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Bella, Edward
TUTORING EDWARD CULLEN by CindeBella reviews
Edward is the captain of the basketball team and is always with a different girl, he's about to fail Literature when the teacher decides that Bella is gonna tutor him, there's just one problem: they hate each other. Is there love hidden somewhere?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,970 - Reviews: 1892 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 1,379 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 11/23/2007
Moving to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue by FirstWarmSummerBreeze reviews
A.H. Bella is German and lives in the most famous house in the world for six months. Suddenly she belongs to the rich and famous and hates her popular/player host brother Edward with a passion.What's the dark secret he is hiding? Caution Addictive! B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 152,988 - Reviews: 2071 - Favs: 1,300 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blonde Attack by foreverEdwardandBella reviews
Bella Swan Goes to Morning Shine university and meets the Cullens.She becoms friends with Rose,Alice,Emmett,Jasper, and sort of Edward. She falls in love with Edward, but he only likes Blondes.What will Bella do to make Edward Cullen fall inlove with her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,835 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Only Time Will Tell by Emmett-Cullen-Lova-01 reviews
Bella goes to the Cullen's and see's Edward and Alice half naked on top of each other. What's going on with Edward and Alice? More importantly what's going on between Jasper and Bella? This is a Jasper/Bella story!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 42,141 - Reviews: 984 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Complete
American Girl by Twifan reviews
Isabella, a regular college student, wins a tour of Europe from a contest. A million dollars to go backpacking through all of Europe over the summer. What happens when her tour guide is the handsome and British Edward Masen? ExB AH - Continued
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,311 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
Doing This Alone by Marie Pattin reviews
Edward broke down all boundaries and slept with Bella. Her birthday party happens and he leaves. 2 months later Bella finds out she is pregnant. Will Edward ever find out? How does Bella deal with a baby? Much better then summary. I promise. *COMPLETE*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,003 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Paramours by Jackie713 reviews
Edward leaves Bella with Jasper while he goes hunting for the weekend with the rest of his family. Bella thinks nothing of this arrangement. But does Jasper have any plans? BXJ BXE Rated M for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,954 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Bella, Jasper
Kaleidoscope by lalalanerd reviews
Bella is a woman in New York City with a lot of debt and a strong dislike for the "Stupid pretty boys with their stupid money and stupid jobs". Will her attitude change upon meeting the mysterious and wealthy Edward Cullen? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 92,204 - Reviews: 1909 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 1,629 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 2/21/2008
The Cullen Bet by Truelove 4ever reviews
Emmett makes a mistake that gets the boys in trouble. What will the girls do to take advantage of the situation? First FF so please review! Criticism is welcome and appreciated!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,421 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 2/12/2008
Through The Rain by moski-bob reviews
katie is new to forks, and when she finds a dog in a storm she takes him inside. When she wakes up there's no dog, but there is a really hot guy. a werewolf? could she be in love? and does the thing in the forest with purple eyes pose a threat? SethxOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,881 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Complete
A lot like love by indigenousbleu reviews
Bella is a nerd. Edward is Mr.Popular- who don't know what he wants. Bella goes to Italy over the summer with his family but he dosn't pay attention to her and comes back amazing. He wants her. But does she want him? R&R .All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,973 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
Edward's Two Desires by BellaXXMarieXXCullen reviews
Edward must always battle his desire for Bella's blood. But would about her body?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,229 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008
I think, I know by cbuchananmdcs6 reviews
Edward cheats on Bella with Rose. Em hears it and Bella asks Em to take her out of there. He does, she accidentally walks in on him in the shower at a hotel and things go from there.OOC Lemons.EmxB DISCLAMER:I don't own any of the characters from Twilight
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,450 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Bella, Emmett
Later by flower213 reviews
Jess and Rob are married and expecting their first. Jess starts to work as a music teacher leading her to meet some interesting students.their past bring back old friends, and put their new family in danger?
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,062 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Jess M., Rob W.
No Way Out by silk-kissed sun reviews
Suze and Jesse's parents arrange a mariage that neither want. When a weekend trip to the mountains is set up, everything seems to be going from bad to worse, especially when a snowstorm hits, stranding them there. Will they be able to get alog and survive
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,239 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008
How to Save a Life by she is brighter reviews
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Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,081 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Not Sure by Rubyrose1 reviews
Edward and Bella are weeks away from getting married.What will happen when another magical creature enters their lives and wants Edward to herself? Edward is falling deeply in love with her.He doesnt have to be careful with her.... Whole summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,963 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Bella, Edward
My Best Friend, the Player by blackxout reviews
Bella Swan is used to seeing her best friend, Edward Masen hook up with a lot of girls. She never minds though. What if Edward starts having feelings for Bella? Will she fall head over heels too or will she just want to stay friends? Very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,394 - Reviews: 1735 - Favs: 1,538 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Perfect Cullens Next Door by Your Baby Daddy reviews
The Swans and The Cullens are Neighbors, and Edward and Bella are off to a rough start. Will Bella continue hating Edward, or will his looks distract her true feelings? All Human. The families are sort of mixed up. Pics in Profile
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,314 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Complete
Why did you leave me? by lovely devestation reviews
Bella is pregnant and Edward leaves her. Bella joins the Volturi and is sided with Aro..what will happen! what will happen in 5 years..when Bella is a completely different person, and then meets Edward once again!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008
The Truth of Pain by JoonBug reviews
Edward has never been able to read Bella’s thoughts. She tries to make everyone else happy, at the expense of her own happiness. What toll is this sacrifice taking on her? Can she escape the wave of depression that seems to have enveloped her before th
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,184 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 11/24/2007
An Arrow of Love by May4192 reviews
In 1820's, Edward is this coldhearted man who does not believe in love. Bella is a helpless maiden who is running away from Mike Newton, the man that her stepmother wants her to marry. Will Edward and Bella get hit with Cupids arrow? Both humans. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,646 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Seventy Years of Hell by not dead yet reviews
Edward left and never came back Well, until now. Bella is changed, has been for the last seventy years. Little does she know that she is about to become face to face with the one person who made her life a living hell.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 13,849 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
Catching up with Memories by edward's angels reviews
Bella is a 35 year old vampire and mother of 16 year old twins. Bella hasn't seen the Cullens for 16 years. When they move back to Forks, the twins organise a birthday surprise for her. What or more importantly, who does it involve? What will it result in
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,079 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 12/26/2007
This Lullaby by jojoStarr reviews
Bella leaves her home in Phoenix, AZ and goes to Cullen University in Seattle, WA to pursue her dream as a musician. What happens when she meets the principal's son Edward Cullen? But most importantly, what sort of threat does an ex pose to her life?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 66,560 - Reviews: 1792 - Favs: 1,480 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete
How to Lose a Vampire in 10 Days by Rosalie McCarty reviews
Bella's assignment is to date a guy and do whatever it takes to make him dump her. The Cullen's have bet that Edward can't keep a girl for no more than 10days. With a job and Cullenfied bets on the line, falling in love isn't going to help.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,240 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
Beautiful by LeighAnn Brewer reviews
Jessica and Lauren threaten Bella to break up with Edward and tell her that she's not worthy. Alice and Rosalie decide to take matters in their own hands. Knowing Alice, this can only lead to a makeover, shopping, and two furious girls- Jessica and Lauren
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,180 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stepping Stone by Mrin reviews
All human! Bella and Edward were the best of friends until Edward moved away when she needed him the most. The relationship that would have sparked between them died quickly. Will emotions rise from the dead with Edward's return or is the love truly dead?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,817 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008
Meeting Again by Jamie Fresco reviews
Edward leaves, Bella never jumps, and E never returns. Bella is changed.90 years later, they meet again. Bella has a new family, and thinks she is over Edward. But is she? What Happens? PLEASE TRY IT!. Thanks! Better then it sounds, horrible at summaries.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 47,759 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007
Bella's Secret by gelphiefluff and ginnydramia reviews
bella has a secret that she never told the cullen's.Bella had leukemia cancer and its back edward has 2 choices change Bella or whatch his beloved die a painful death.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/8/2008
Bella Sleeps by skooshiegirl reviews
Alice, Rosalie, Emmett and Jasper watch Bella sleep and make her do things unconciously. Rated T for future chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008
Bella's secret by SillyBella101 reviews
What happens when The cullen's and bella are watching American Idol at midnight read and find out
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,365 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008
Love at First Night by Jennala reviews
ALL HUMAN! Edward meets a beautiful brown eye'd girl at his birthday party. When Alice invites her to stay with them for a weekend, they fall for each other...hard. But will they overcome the obstacles that stand in their way? Set in 1918
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,219 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
There's no such thing as perfect by Krb13 reviews
Edward and Alice are caught doing things brothers and sisters shouldn't. How does Bella feel? Jasper? Whats going to happen? Suck a summeries. Even people who don't want to please do. Reviews make me happy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,691 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
In The Beginning by averysubtlegift reviews
What will happen when the Volturi want the Cullen's to help get rid of the La Push werewolves. Where will the Cullen's loyalties lie? A pre-Breaking Dawn alternate ending.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,205 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
It's Jasper's Fault by tears on a black rose reviews
my first lemon...but its pretty damn good. Jasper and Alice are having a moment and his emotions get the better of Edward and Bella. OOOHHH! Rated M for the lemon!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Complete
Paralyzed by musically inclined reviews
Bella becomes paralyzed after an accident that should have killed her. Will her relationship with Edward survive? Edward X Bella. Rated T just in case, but I promise there is no swearing or innapropriate moments.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 27,766 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Complete
Competiton by twilightlover367 reviews
Bella Swan is sure that Edward will never come back. She then decides to find someone else for which she can share her remaining love. What happens, when Edward does come back, and he realizes that there is competition?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 33,402 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 8/7/2007
Soulja boy by SillyBella101 reviews
Crank dat bella
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008
Guardian Angel by SareSaysStfu reviews
Alice never got her Vission,and Edward never comes back. Now Bella is 75, mourning her lost husband,and her own time is running out. Will Bella ever see Edward again, or has he been there all along?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,509 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Complete
Maybe Someday by justplayingaround reviews
This is my first time actually letting people read what I have written. Ok, um... formerly a series of interludes, it now appears to be becoming a story. However, I am not sure what about. I will update this as soon as I know.
Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,827 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 7/16/2005
Mike's Moment by Wayne Wright reviews
Mike Newton has loved Bella in secret for years. Now the time has come for him to let it out. This is just a little doodle, nothing too serious. Please, no flames, though constructive criticism is always welcome!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Beginnings by Little Esme reviews
PREQUEL TO HALFLING! Edward & Bella Cullen are a happily married couple until the unthinkable happens. Follow Bella through her 1st yr of marriage full of happiness, diapearance, betrayal, shock, & eterinety ever after. See her life in Edward's eyes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,376 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Complete
Dead People Flowers by not done baking reviews
55 Word Challenge. Alice, Edward and Bella have a conversation on the flowers for the wedding. Post-Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Bella, Alice - Complete
While You Were Sleeping by Lauren-Ash reviews
Edward POV. Set during Eclipse. Edward reflects as Bella sleeps.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Complete
Clair of Edward's past by Olga George reviews
Edward told Bella that she was his first love, But when you forgot your past How can you be certen? Takes place after new moon!Is this Clair girl all she says she is?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,966 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
After Math by choirgeek reviews
Ever wonder what happened to Suze and Jesse after the dance? Story following Suze in the days after Twilight. Will include all of our favorite characters.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,798 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Complete
Merry Christmas, Querida by Moondancing Millie reviews
It's Christmas Eve, and Jesse's acting a little strange. Suze desperately wants to find out what is wrong before Christmas Day arrives and everything is spoilt, but will she succeed and have the perfect Christmas?
Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,480 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
Missing by Rose's Thorne reviews
Formerly The Return, written before Missing You came out. When Jess goes missing, who will be there to find her? I finally got a new computer! Two new chapters up...More coming when I find them...Now, where did they go?
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,358 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 11/16/2006
The Mediator's Child 2 The Reunions by ekmemerald reviews
Sequel to The Mediator's Child 1 The Birth. Jasmine starts asking tricky questions like how her mom and dad met. And now wants answers. And she finds a ghost with a familiar face. ekmemerald x
Mediator - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,440 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Complete
A Heather Wells Mystery: The house of horrors by Harri B reviews
It's Halloween and a mutilated body is discovered. Heather Wells vows to stay away from this case but can she stay away when the killer comes close to home. It's up to her to protect the one's she loves but can she do that without losing her life?
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 8/21/2007
Meeting Susannah by MmeGray reviews
Just what was Jesse thinking when he first met Suze? ONESHOT! R&R please!
Mediator - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Complete
Realization by MmeGray reviews
What was David thinking while he was in the hospital when Sam realized he was the president's son? DAVID'S POV HERE!
All American Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Complete
The Mediator's Child 1 The Birth by ekmemerald reviews
Suze and Jesse are happy. Suze is pregnant but an unhappy ghost threatens the existence of her child. Will the ghost suceed, or finish their buisness and move on. This is my first ever fanfic so please be gentle. I will be writing sequels! ekmemerald x
Mediator - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,562 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Complete
New Beginnings by inhuman grace reviews
Alice doesn't love Jasper, but loves Edward. He is heartbroken, but quiet.This is how Jasper deals until Bella arrives in Forks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,440 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007
Remember Me? by CattyCat reviews
COMPLETE! Sequel to Loose Ends! Jessica Mastriani has finally woken up from her coma. But, everything she once knew isn't the same. Now, she must deal with her own problems while dealing with weird dreams where a little kid is calling out for help.
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,377 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 7/2/2005 - Complete
I Found You by Ashpash reviews
This is a continuation after Missing You. When Rob and Jesse has a daughter, Jada. Jesse has her powers but is it enough to help her save what is most dear to her. Will she end up loosing both Rob and Jada... READ AND REVIEW! PLEASE!
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,401 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 10/12/2007
Never Fall in Love by SorneBloodlust reviews
a poem i wrote 4 my ex gf, i stll luv her, but because i do, i had to break up w her, i h8 my life
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Complete
My Brother and His Girlfriend by CuriosityKilledTheSquirrel reviews
When Bella gets sick one night while staying at the Cullen's house, Jasper, Lord of Emotions, gets new insight into hers and Edward's relationship. J's POV
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 166 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Epilogue 5 Years Later by LindsayOrdone reviews
Jess and Rob are married and we find out what happens to all of the other characters. Marriages, babies, restaurants, etc.
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Complete
Found by Ludwina reviews
Rob and Jess are engaged and moving in together when Jess recieves a call from Dr. Krantz asking for her help with a major missing child case.
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,812 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007
Cry by kaosnklutter reviews
If Edward never came back in New Moon, what choices would Bella make because of it? Set to Rihanna's song, Cry. Please please review it only takes 2 seconds! No Eclipse spoilers but written with Eclipse plots in mind..
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Complete
A Forbidden Love by countryfan92 reviews
Jess and Rob's relationship is frowned upon but, they make it through the trials and stay together.
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
Complications by ChocolateEclar reviews
A oneshot for the Heather Wells Series by Meg Cabot. “Heather,” Cooper says. “If you think for one second that I’m going to let you question that girl about her dead boyfriend again…” HeatherCooper.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
I do by Mystical Magical Me reviews
A little oneshot about Arianna and Luciano's weding, and a little bit with them both before it. LucianoArianna obviously.
Stravaganza - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,290 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Complete
View by Dreamstar's Courage reviews
Father Dom never wanted people to go through his pain. But then, Jesse and Suze started falling in love... Moments in Father Dom's POV
Mediator - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Complete
Don't You Cry For Me by Paradise Seeker reviews
[S and J OneShot] Between Haunted and Twilight, Suze and Jesse share a tender moment.
Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Complete
Forever Waiting by S. E. Bode reviews
Just some JS fluff that I happened to write in my Algebra 2 class...hope you enjoy! Please tell me what you think. I'm dying to know!
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Complete
Jesse's Girl by Orient Fox reviews
Ever heard of the song Jesse's Girl?
Mediator - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2005
Hurts So Bad by BlackMagick reviews
This is in Jesse's POV...his, musings...about Suze, and a little fluff.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/19/2005
Love And Snowflakes by starrylove reviews
Snowfall in Carmel leads to Jesse and Suze spending some time together in it.. fluff. J and S.. RR please?
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/3/2005
This I Promise You by BlackMagick reviews
A one shot in Jesse's POV. He's watching Suze and thinking obviously about her. And him. Etc...
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/6/2005 - Complete
He Loved Me And i knew it too by The Storymaker reviews
these are Meg Cabot's characters HERS. not MINe. and i loooove y'all!
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,341 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/2/2005 - Published: 3/15/2005
Forever Young by LawliPop reviews
When Susannah is gone, I will again be all alone. I will be stuck in this room in the body I was murdered in when I was twenty-one years old. I am forever young. (JesseSuze, one-shot)
Mediator - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/10/2005 - Complete
Forever by The Dark Shark reviews
[OneShot] Suze received the best graduation gift she could ever asked for. A JS fluff.
Mediator - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2005 - Complete
In Your Arms by Potter Meets Evans reviews
Just a random poem from Suze's point of view. Post-Twilight. This is my first one, so please R&R, I would not at all mind a little (or a lot) of constructive criticism... Disclaimer: Meg Cabot owns these characters, not me!
Mediator - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/26/2005
Where are you? by BlackMagick reviews
Jesse's gone...Suze is sad...it's a song-fic...
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/19/2005 - Published: 2/13/2005
Nightmare by Crossfade reviews
A little fluffy. A little freaky. Jesse comforts Suze after she has a 'bad dream.' And somehow, Nightmares seem a little less frightning when you have someone to hold you. [JS. Post-Darkest Hour. Pre-Haunted.]
Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2005
Till I hear it from You by Clavel reviews
One shot. Dedicated to the girls of MCBC. Little fic over the song Iris by Goo Goo Dolls. Jesse and Suze fluff. Set after the End of Haunted.
Mediator - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2004 - Complete
Jesse and Suze marriage by JesseDeSilva1850 reviews
Thier marriage is great...now are they ready to bring in a third person?
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/18/2003 - Published: 10/16/2003
Nobody But You by KiaLee reviews
Suze gets sick... guess who helps her out... PG for light cuss words (nothing too bad) My second fanfic, R&R
Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/25/2001
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Stay down reviews
ALL HUMANS-Bella is a big mouth,Edwards a player....plus a gay Jacob who seems stright at times but soon after seems gay.Would Bella fall for the player, or not?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 47,845 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Traditions of Love reviews
ALL HUMAN- All laughter stopped.Feeling the tension as we walked in i looked down to the locked hands.Mine brown.... his white and fair. "Who's this?" Paul my cousin snared.Loooking up to Edward i told him. "My Husband,Paul" Thats when hell came.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,900 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
My Bosses Son reviews
Isabella Marie Swan, call her Bella which she prefers is a young twenty two year old who works as a author signed by B.S Inc publish company. She writes love stories where there is always a happy ending but will she have a happy ending with Edward Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,117 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
No matter how close i am reviews
ALL HUMANS- Bella and Edward are room mates sharing the same apartment.Edward finds it anoying that hes sharing hes friends apartment with a girl.Will Edward ever notice Bella? even how close she is.Story is better than Summary.Read to find out
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Bella, Edward