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Joined 09-20-07, id: 1380632, Profile Updated: 09-21-08
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto.

Okay, update time, because according to the thing the last time I updated my bio was 12-20-2007... sooo, correction, now it's been since 02-18-2008.


Sorry I haven't been around. I'm restarting everything: which means the three stories I have now are going bye bye! I didn't mean to stay away so long but my, well, it happens. But the rain in my life is finally letting up. I hope to get back to my old writing, although the likeliness is minimal. My style has changed, although hopefully I can still write lemons. Anyhow, here's a little about me, not as detailed as my best-est friends, but hey, what can you do?

About me

Name:Falon, but Nari seems to be my nickname lately, so whatever works.

Age: How about I just tell you when I turn 18?

Location: Michigan, which I hate. It's either too cold, too hot, too rainy, too sunny, too something! There is no medium in this freaking state!

Likes: Um, a lot of things. Yaoi, some Yuri, Teriayki Chow Mein, necklaces, my fuzzy rainbow blanket I got for my 16th b-day from my best friend and can't sleep without, singing (even though I can't), this random rolly polly (pill bug, w/e,) crawling down my wall, chocolate milk, cartoons, anime (uh, duh?), driving, music, this guy in my drivers ed class (shifty eyes- I swear if he reads the stuff I like I'll kill him because I flew over a table and glomped him), my dogs. Yeah, that pretty much covers it...

My Fanfiction:Random, mostly slash, although (shock and dismay) I can write non-slash smut. I try to write fluff but it annoys me and I usually toss the contents of my stomach.

Manga/Anime:Oh dear, here's the list: Naruto, Bleach, Gurran Laggan, Vampire Knight, Chibi Vampire, Her Majesty's dog, Absolute Boyfriend, Godchild, No E In, Ghost in the shell, Boondocks (sometimes, and don't even start on me, it is anime), Bakugan (don't ask..) Pokemon, Digimon, Code Geass: Lelouche of the rebellion, Loveless, Gravitation, Black Night, Othello, Death Note, Trinity Blood, OHSHC ( I hope you all know what that is), D gray man (TBC because I can't think)

Video Games: Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy (all of them), Naruto, Pokemon, Sonic, Harvest Moon, Soul Calibur (all), Mortal Combat (all), wow, i seriously am having a horrible time remembering what I play...

Pairings I like: (Seme/Uke doesn't matter)SasuNaru, GaaLee, GaaSasu (sticks tounge out at Weebles), SakuxDyingalone, SasoDei, KisaIta, ZeroYuuki, KanaYuuki, KanaZero, RikuSora, AxelRoxas, ShikaIno, KakaIru, ByakuRenji, IchiUriyu, LuluSuzaku

Pairings I dislike: I don't really dislike any particular pairings... except Akatsuki members with like, random Konoha chicks, which makes no freaking sense.

Favorite Anime Character(s): C.C/C2 from Code Geass; Zero from Vampire knight; Gaara, Temari, Kimmimaro, Orochimaru, and Hinata from Naruto; Riku, Xenhort, Zexion, Axel and Roxas from Kindom Hearts; Vincent Valentine (VIII), Lulu (X), Yuna (X-2) from Final Fantasy (P.S, I like REALLY hate Yuffie, like, despise her to no end.); Mikami from Death note; Yoko from Gurran Laggan; Whats-his-face with the white hair that Yuu grows up to be from No E In (Karasu i think); The Techicomas' from Ghost in the Shell; Shun and Skyress from Bakugan, yeah.

Bands: Atreyu, Bullet for my Valentine, Cascada, Utada Hikaru, Evenescence, Linkin Park, H.I.M, Three days grace, Maximum the Horomone, MSI, (TBC, I have to go though my CDS)

Things that piss me off: Not a lot, mostly hypocrites. And I can't spell.

Guilty Pleasures: Yaoi, my parents cluelessness, daydreaming wink wink

Random: Not a lot to put here, it'll get there though.

yes, i totally ripped off my BFF's set up.

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A Body She Couldn't Control by Black Ice and Blood Rain reviews
Back when she was the nerdiest girl in the whole school, he'd taken her virginity, then left her with a broken heart. She had a nervous breakdown, mental problem after mental problem...until she snapped, and now, five years later... Lemons. InuKag. Done.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 116,059 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Celebrating the Festivites by Wandering Wonderer reviews
It was to be the most eventful time of her life. Her favourite festivities, Christmas, Birthday and New Years just got a whole lot better. From first date, to first love, Hinata finds happiness. Rated M for Lemon in Chapter 3 and 4
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,562 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Desperately by adAprilShower reviews
Sasuke is a model student. But little do his classmates know that behind the closed doors of his home is a living nightmare. When new student, Naruto, discovers Sasuke’s secret, will he be able to save Sasuke or drive him closer to the edge of insanity.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,196 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Cold Wind and a Cherry Blossom by Wrath Flamesoul reviews
AU. Formerly "A Cold Wind Shattered My Cherry Blossom". Originally just one story, a splash of ideas came to me during my vacation which I neglected to inform everyone about , so I'm making this a series of random SasuSaku fanfictions. Still rated M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,490 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Downward Spiral by Shenlong7 reviews
He fell down that downward spiral and it lead him to the Aktasuki. Can Hinata save Naruto. Lemons, coarse language,suicide, dark thoughts and violence. NaruHina, SasuSaku, but then GarrSaku, NeijTen, KakAnko. Now with new bonus chapters. back in process
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 97,849 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Silent night by Flyinggoddess reviews
one night, vampire hunter sasuke uchiha meets a stranger by the name of naruto...a vampire send by itachi? sligh yaoi in further chap. sasunaru. kakairu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,627 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/21/2008 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Definition of ‘Mistake’ by crazy novelist-san reviews
For saturndragon. NaruSasuNaru WAAY graphic Uke!Sasuke Seme!Naruto kagebushin use. Sasuke is making a mistake that naruto doesn't like, maybe they'll make a better mistake together? Rated M for a reason! No kids or homophobes please! Unexpected Chapter 2.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,436 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Railroaded by BlackFruity reviews
Naruto, 17, is on his train ride home when he fells someone at his back...Warning: Contains rape and homosexual relations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,991 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Only One I'll Run To by adAprilShower reviews
Being S class criminals means cutting off your emotions, even more so than just being a ninja, but it’s always good to have someone to run to Kisaita, Sasodei
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
It Is So Erotic When Your MakeUp Runs by Mystical Machine Gun reviews
New story! The greatest band ever, Poison Black Poison, has a gig in your hometown. What if you get to know its hot singer and things take new turns? Will fans bite your head off? Ask Naruto! SasuNaru, rated M for SEX and language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,341 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sleep overs by willam reviews
When life gets him down Ritsuka runs to Soubi. When Soubi comforts him one night, how far will Ritsuka go to make him happy on his Birthday? Soubi's POV. FOR THOSE ASKING!Ritsuka is 17, which is still a minor. If you're imagining a 12y.o....well...
Loveless - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,024 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Complete
Ever the Same by adAprilShower reviews
“Don’t cry Deidara. I’ll be with you forever, remember? Just kiss me one more time before I go.” Deathfic, songfic, Character OOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
First Christmas Without You by adAprilShower reviews
Sasuke and Naruto’s first Christmas since Sasuke left for Sound
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
One Week by adAprilShower reviews
Kakashi is fed up with Sasuke and Naruto arguing so he sends them to live in a secluded cabin for a week. They go in worst enemies, but what will they come out as? Possible Sasuke OOC M for usual stuff
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,119 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Bomber's Heir by Aurifex reviews
Yaoi. Mpreg. Sasori's been noticing something... different about Deidara... has the experience that scarred the bomber for life left him with something much more horrifying then memories?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,752 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Twenty Things About Sasuke By Uzumaki Naruto by just-another-generic-emo-kid reviews
Twenty things Naruto wants everyone to know about Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Our Halloween by Shadow Dancer666 reviews
Warning: YAOI, gore, blood, bondage, possible questionable consent, language, some HENTAI; AUish. VincentxCloud, Vampire Vincent spends his first Halloween with his new pet, Cloud.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,767 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Vincent V., Cloud S. - Complete
Déjà vu by ghostly.soul.of.a.writer reviews
My blood red eyes open wide with shock and realisation. I’d know that chakra anywhere! ‘I know you're there, Uchiha Sasuke. Come on out.’ Came the emotionless voice of my enemy. Oneshot. Death. Slight SasuSaku. NaruSaku if you squint
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
To Die For Them Would Be An Honour by ghostly.soul.of.a.writer reviews
Oneshot. Death. Naruto fights Orochimaru to save Konoha. “And you, you are not Sasuke!” I scream as I complete the seal. There is a deafening explosion and my world goes black. ‘Wait for me, my friends, I’m coming.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Naruto U., Orochimaru - Complete
Wounds So Deep by ghostly.soul.of.a.writer reviews
SasuNaru Death? Angst Lime Oneshot. Suddenly something inside Naruto snapped and his mixed feelings, shattered heart, and scattered mind all fell into the darkness that consumed him. 'My artificial lover, I have no more love to give'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
In Pieces by ghostly.soul.of.a.writer reviews
[Sequel to Wounds So Deep] SasuNaru,Angsty,mention of sex, 'I can’t say it...I can’t admit it! I can’t...I won’t survive being betrayed again' he cried, eyes screwed shut unwilling to let the tears flow. 'I could never betray you.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,168 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Failed Avenger by Chaidrin reviews
Please, Mother. I couldn't avenge my family. Please, let me at least avenge him. As he stared at his unmoving arm with crazed eyes, he didn't notice pale hands take the kunai out of his hand. My dear Avenger, but you don't have to. SasukeXGaara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,640 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete
Art Class by adAprilShower reviews
Deidara goes to boarding school and meets Sasori, they're not alike but opposites attract right? AU, Sasodei, shonenai First submission so...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Poplar by Morvira reviews
Itachi pressed his body up against Sasuke and nuzzled his ear. Sasuke’s eyes widened in shock and he jerked his head away. Warning: Yaoi. MM
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
In An Empty Room by darkangelwings90 reviews
After Riku's suicide, Sora is left a complete mess..And yet he finds comfort from a certain spectral friend...sorry...summary sucks...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Behind blue eyes by exalda reviews
song fic for the song behind blue eyes by limp bizkit. I dont own the song or naruto or anyother character. this is sad so read at your own will, character death and slight yaoi. M to be safe. reveiw
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ramen no Jutsu! WHAT! by Romez reviews
[Oneshot] What happens when Naruto tries to create a jutsu that creates Ramen? Well, in this funny turn of events, he gets Hinata! Thing is, she tastes like Cinnamon rolls, if you know what I mean. NarutoxHinata, Lemon in there. Some humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 75 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Living Among Leaves by NarutoNerd reviews
What begins as a simpple mission becomes a relationship, and then an adventure for all of Konoha. M for violence and lemons. NaruHina, SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 199,200 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
I'll Stand By You Forever Yaoi GaaraXSasuke by Jade Hitachiin reviews
Sasuke meets Gaara before the Chuunin exams and sparks fly. Is Gaara the one Sasuke's looking for instead of Naruto? Warning: This contains potentially offensive material. Do not read it if you are homophobic in any way or disagree with my pairing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,565 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete
Permit For Learners by Ma Chat reviews
In which Sasuke is a prestigious race car driver, and Naruto is the newest member of his pit crew. The real question: Just how many positions will that car allow?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,239 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 71 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dream cell by theallpowerfullme reviews
[Sasunaru] Sasuke was dragged back by Naruto and well has had lost of dreams since going to orochimaru. Now back and captive in a cell with naruto as his guard will the dreams come true?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,859 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sasuke's Defection and Retrieval: Unedited! by KageKitsune XXX reviews
How they should have tried to stop Sasuke from defecting and how they could eventually get him back! Shameless crack and even more shameless yaoi pimping. It's another NaruSasu fic! Rated 'M' for lemony goodness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
What's Sex? by elloshort reviews
Little naive Naruto. Wondering what sex is hmm? Well Kakashi advises that Naruto should go to Sasuke to explain. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 67 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Let Me Make You Mine by Ellie Lights reviews
Very innocent and naive Naruto is best friends with Sasuke, a possessive perverted friend. Both 14yr.old boys like experimenting with each other,& one day after school Naruto gets curious about something SasuNaru, Major Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,111 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 3/17/2007 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
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Forever reviews
Sasuke and Naruto have been friends since they were kids. Over the years, Sasuke develops feelings for Naruto, but Naruto’s love life constantly gets in the way. What will Sasuke do when Naruto decides to get married? Oneshot lime M to be safe
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Just say you love me reviews
Naruto's been trying to Bring Sasuke back. When he gets a plan to do so, will it ruin their friendship forever, or will it turn out differant then Naruto planned? Rated M: Lemons, cussing, angst. Don't like it, don't read it. It's really that simple.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,103 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Memories Never fade
Hinata meets Naruto while working at a Kakaoke bar. They quickly devlope a relationship, but it's far from perfect. Hinata is suddenly left alone when Naruto dies. Can she handle being alone? Rated M far a reason people. Warning: Charecter death.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Get over it, Naruto! reviews
Sasuke has a problem with the bedroom portion of he and Naruto's realtionship. What happens when Sasuke takes charge. Lemonsyaoi, language. Don't like it, don't read it, simple as that!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete