Author has written 1 story for Legend of Zelda, and Naruto.
Name: Hitokiri Kouseiyouso: Elemental Assassin
Age: 9ty million & 44 ;)
Fave Game & TV shows: all the Legend of Zelda games, fave TV show Naruto & Mythbusters & recently death note um bleach ...^ ^; I know there are more but shrugs can't remember them other then Kingdom Hearts
Fave characters: Garaa, Naruto, Itachi, Kyubbi, Hinata, Deidara hidan kinda & my OC Oni, hm & Sasori, Ichigo & Kish, Light & L, Azien-sama cause he is hot Oh & Dark Link cause he is hot too Axel & Roxas, Demy & Zex Kura & Ryou, Marik & Malik & Jack Sparrow cause he is funny Duo & Heero & cast of gundam AC cept relena & a whole lot more
Legend of zelda: Link & Shadow Link
Fave Couples: NaruHina, ItaKyu, Garhina, KisshIchigo...& others of course
Least fav characters: Sakura cause she annoys me & She is a worthless fangirl bitch that for some crazy Kami forsaken reason was able to somehow as weak as she is killed Sasori-Danna with the help o some old as dirt granny, Sasuke 1. tried to kill naruchan & Tachi jerk & you kill Dei why do the good/evil/hot die young why?? 2 you are just so fun to hate & have bad things happen to 3 I just don't like you. Kabuto I just don't like you don't know why I just don't... Dumbledore cause he is 1 of those stupid thinks they are smart peoples that think they are right even when everything points to them being wrong
My likes: Reading fan fics & tee shirts that have funny sayings on them, meeting new people, watching Mythbusters specially episodes where they blow stuff up boom baby ^-^ am a pyro & proud of it have the tee shirt & everything too & working in the Hospital oh & my hot marine fiance squeeeee
Dislikes: people who judge others without getting to know them first, stuck up brats, and people who hurt others for no reason, perverts, people who think that they are Superior to everyone else Grr those kinds of people make me see Red
Dreams for the future: hmmm... nope not telling
1. Oni Kamakazie
titles: Hitokiri Kouseiyouso translation elemental assassin Deity of Chaos
description: about 5ft 3 pale with 2 red triangles on each cheek & a large blue V yeah I stole that look from Majora's Mask the Fierce Deity Mask cause it is a cool look & is one of my fav games oh & he has fangs, mideum length silver hair, & black wings wears a black headband with a silver infinity sign. eyes change depending on his mood part of his kekigenki gives him control over the elements but taks a realy lon time to master luckly it all so doubles the lifspan down side is that unless he overpowers most ninjitsu they wont work. wears a short sleeved chain mail shirt under a light grey unzipped long hoody with the infinity sign on the back,black belt, baggy black jeans the kind skater wear that have all those zip up pockets on them wears a kuni pouch on both legs & on the upper arms, black combat steal toed boots the ones with the spikes on the bottom. blood red fingerless gloves & wristbands that also have the infinity sign on them yeah it is practically on all his stuff cause that is his clan symbol.
Weapon: main weapon is the double helix blade he wears it on his back is from Majora Mask if you have never played that game &/or never unlocked this mask it is a large sword that has to blades that form a double helix about the same size as Oni. he also uses 2 long daggers as his secondary weapon dark red handles are wrapped in black & gold leather usually are found hanging form his belt seals on the blades add toxins to them that can kill/stun. I actualy own a pair that are kind of like these minus the toxins course. he can use other weapons but manly sticks to using swords, kuni & shuriken.
Bio: Oni is a wandering merc who is know as the Hitokiri Kouseiyouso cause of his bloodline the Kouseiyouso aka elemental control, he mainly uses gen who doesn't like confusing the hell out of their enemys, ti, & magic like cure, fire, & blizzard, to name a few. his past is shrouded in shadows hell even I don't know all of it , has problems with his temper is fiercely loyal to his friends, he tends to use magic more than jutsu, hates seeing children hurt. does not play well with arrogant people or those who hire him but don't plan on paying him. double crossers they are such kill-joys. loves to fight . tends to be very stubborn & hates to lose & is currently wandering around the many different worlds looking for a good fight & his missing younger siblings.
only known one Kyu
species: Fallen Angel
blood type O +
wanted: on many worlds for senceless violence, killing sprees, outing several tirants from their thrones while cuting the number of said tirant's minons in half, and of course many many acts of mass distruction
"If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it a hostage situation?" Unknown
"When life gives you lemons, you should throw them back at life and say, I don't want your damn lemons!" Unknown
"Sanity? I can't remember having such an useless thing in the first place!"
"I reject your reality and substitute my own" Adam Mythbusters
Well, hopefully that's our job, to strap rockets onto everything! - Adam Mythbusters
I wouldn't say Jamie's an evil genius. - Adam Mythbusters
Tory: [after frying balistics gel Ben Franklin] Well, we killed a dead president.
If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing, right? - Tory Mythbusters
"Nothing like an explosion to make the day complete" Aniki
"OMFG!...The gamer's prayer." -Logo on a t-shirt. squee so want this shirt is funny
"Burn Sucker Muhahahahaack*chokes* darn rusty evil vilian laugh" Me
"Die Noobs Die" My Baby brother playing Halo
"Only 2 things are infinite: The Universe & Human stupidity & I'm not so sure about the former" Albert Einstein
'Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again' the most awesomest sign to have from the story The Driver that if i could would so get for my Da
I'm mostly innocent! - Ezio Auditore (Assassin's Creed II)
You can always trust a dishonest person to be dishonest honestly. . . It’s the honest ones you have to watch out for, as you never know when they’ll do something incredibly . . . Stupid.” Jack Sparrow
“You look familiar Have I threatened you before?” Jack sparrow
You see this? Huh?! NYPD! Means I will "Nock Your Punk-ass Down!" - Agent J (Men in Black)
Thank you for participating in our drill. Had this been an actual emergency, y'all woulda been eaten. 'Cause you don't listen. You ignorant. How a man gon' come bashin' thru a subway win-- That's the problem with all y'all New Yorkers. "Oh, we seen it all." "Oh no! A 600 ft. worm! Save us, Mr Black Man!" And I come in, I ask ya nice move to the next car! Y'all just sit there like... - Agent J (Men in Black II)
"God created Dinosaurs; God destroyed Dinosaurs; Gods creates Man; Man destroys God; Man creates Dinosaurs...Dinosuars eat man...woman inherits the Earth." ~ Jurassic Park...
This city deserves a better class of criminals. And I'm going to give it to them." -The Joker, Dark Knight
"People shouldn't be afraid of their government; the government should be afraid of it's people." -V, V for Vendetta
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. - Bilbo Bagins (LotR The Fellowship of the Ring)
"Where's your pride as a SOLDIER? Okay, so you never really made SOLDIER, but you've still beaten this guy before! It should be a piece of cake." -Zack, FF VII: Advent Children Complete
"Being sane is no fun." me
"I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it" um...can't remeber
"I thought I'd get your theories, mock them, then embrace my own. The usual," --House House MD
"Call me whatever you wish, but I'm taking your cake" - L Death Note
"My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me you are troubled"-- Jack Sparrow
"I do (tell the truth) quite a lot, yet people are always surprised"-- Jack Sparrow
"Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and then they beat you with experience."--Unknown whoever said this is a flippin genious
I'm not evil I'm just misunderstood --me
"I'm not fat I'm fluffy!"
Why be difficult, when with a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
I will temporarily rule the world, forever.
Question: if some one with multiple personalities threatens to commit to kill themself is it considered a hostage situation?
Genius by Birth
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
If it's not nailed down, it's fair game.
To err is human, to forgive is not Company Policy
When in doubt, use brute force. When that doesn't work...RUN LIKE HELL!
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all the evidence that you tried.
I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.
Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it long enough.
If you mess with anything long enough, it'll break.
I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror and you
Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.
Schizophrenia beats being alone.
Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia,
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.
I'm the kind of girl who would fall flat on my face, get up, laugh my head off, and say " That was fun!
“Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.”
“An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.”
Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.
Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.
Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?
Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hate that.
Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper.
The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.
I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?
I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.
When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.
It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.
So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun.
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?
Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
Life sucks and then you die.
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?
Why do people say, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too”? Why would someone get cake if they can’t eat it?
“When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade”
Don’t mess with me I’ve got a stick.
Darth Vader- "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!"
I smile because I have no idea what’s going on!
Life was so simple when boys had cooties
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
I’m the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
I don’t obsess! I think intensely.
Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust?
Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.
One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!
When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling
When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing “I’m Off to See the Wizard” when sent to the Headmasters office.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
Stupid shiny Volvo owner.
The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.
“When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.”
“Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.”
“Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else”
“Real girls aren’t perfect, perfect girls aren’t real.”
“I’d rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I’m not.”
“What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy.”
A recent survey stated that the average person’s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you’re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.
I’m not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Death is God’s way of saying “You’re fired.”
“He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.”
Shut up voices or I’ll poke you with a fork
If at first you don’t succeed skydiving isn’t for you.
Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them.
Set sail in a general that way direction.
It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?
I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later.
Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in you face?
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go.
Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.
"First, nobody can be like you. You're insane. In fact, insane people even call you insane." -Bakura: Demons and Angels by Zyrx
Naruto got a grin. "So, still teaching at the academy?"
"Yeah, about six hours a day."
"You need yourself a girl Iruka." Naruto said, then grinned. "Or perhaps the reason you teach six hours a day is that you already have one and are incapable of wooing said kunoichi." His grin got bigger. "Your not a eunuch are you?" he asked looking down pointedly. A pirates of the carabian Quote Naruto style from the story Runaways by EroSlakerMicha
So, he said the few words that seemed to bring the ire of many females in the bookshop. "Who the fuck are you supposed to be, Tingle?" from The Ninja of Hogwarts by Sweet Kagamine Kiss OMG this was briliant laughed so hard i felled out of my chair
"I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it"--me
My Sigs: stand up for what you believe in! even if you have to stand alone! I believe in Jesus Christ as my Savior.
We Love You & Miss You Aniki.
"Being Sane? Che now where is the fun in that?"
I don't suffer from in sanity I enjoy every minute of it
I'm not evil I'm just misunderstood
If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you. (bold is ME!)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
If you've ever copied & pasted something onto your profile, copy & paste this onto your profile.
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
If you've met your near twin (in resemblance or personality), copy & paste this in your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie & Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent that woud be laughing their buts off.
If you love rain, copy & paste this into your profile.
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If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile. & it was fun! I got yelled at for doing it, ): though
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you ever forgot your name, copy & paste this into your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy & paste this into your profile.
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If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy & paste this one your profile.
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If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy & paste this into your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, & odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird & proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy & paste this into your profile
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you walk into walls because you have your nose in a book, copy this to your profile.
If you are a pyromaniac and also love Kingdom Hearts 2, & as such think Axel rules, copy this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "& What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
If you think rap is the most awful thing to ever be called "music," & that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves & can't even sing, copy & paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends & only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely & roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy & paste this into your profile
If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy & paste this into your profile.
I would like to honor those that have died in the 9/11 attack by putting this in my profile. If you would like to as well, paste this in your profile and add your name to the list: Tortured Hylian Soul, Shadow Princess 15 (R.I.P Auntie Saria) The Autumn Alchemist (DIE YOU FUCKING TERRORISTS!!), FOXANBU, Hitokiri Musei, Hitokiri Kouseiyouso
If you've ever been called a ninja by your family or friends copy and paste this. funny this has been true on many times from dif people
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this.
Abortion is just wrong. Every life is precious. Help stop abortion.
If you've ever copied & pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular & fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, & add your name to the list.The Fifth Rider of Armageddon,AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, Pinksakurablossom, Angelgirl18647, Winter Gallowsraven, Echizen Ryoma-san, Zaara the black, Dragoon321, Ranpuryu, Inazuma Kanji, The Fifth Rider of Armageddon, Hitokiri No Kouseiyouso
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie & Finch told them it was uncool to breathe. If you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off at them, copy this and paste it to your profile.
If you think that SasuHina is complete bullshit & that the people who came up with it or write it should get a lobotomy put this in your profile and add your name to the list.Artful Lounger, Naruto Namikaze the Legend, The Fifth Rider of Armageddon, Hitokiri no Kouseiyouso
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy & paste this into your profile and add your name to the list:Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, TheDevilsAngel93, c. b. o. l., Vert9411, pinkcherryblossoms225, CherryBlossoms016, Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover-, crimsonchidori, Alicia Kawa Uchiha, SilentSinger948, Leaf Ranger, Hitokiri no Kouseiyouso
Naruto for Rokudaime Hokage! If you also want Naruto to succeed Tsunade as the next Hokage, copy & paste this to your profile page, & add your name to the list! Help Naruto achieve his dream!:KinKitsune01, adngo714, MarlinMan, Alicia Kawa Uchiha, SilentSinger948, Leaf Ranger, Hitokiri no Kouseiyouso
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If you would absolutely love waking up in a different dimension full of magic, put this into your profile Hitokiri no Kouseiyouso hell yeah that would rock
If you think Masashi Kishimoto is ruining Naruto & agree, copy this, put it in your profile, & add your name to the list. The Fifth Rider of Armageddon, Hiroshima Namikaze, Zaara the black, desuta, Reikson, D-reaper X-20, blackstardragon624, chinoodin, The Silver Blossom, RasenganFin, Raidentensho, Knives91, Kingkakashi, DarkSamuraiX1999, THE HEE-HO KING, Wirespeed91, Naruto 21, GraityTheWizard, GuyverZero, durwin, Hakkyou no Yami, VFSNAKE, Stormrunner56, Haru Kitsune, DragonMaster4381, Demon Wraith, Leaf Ranger, Hitokiri no Kouseiyouso
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. heh guilty as charged
THINGS TO DO WHEN IN WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in houseware to go off at 5 minute
3 . Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the toilet.
4. Go to the Service Desk & ask to put a bag of M&M's on hold. X got lots of funny looks for doing it but the guy still put it on hold
5. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area. X
6. Set up a tent in the houseware and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When an assistant asks if they can help you, begin to cry and
8. While handling knives in the kitchen ware department ask the clerk
9. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme
10. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through shout,
11. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" X ^^ got so many weird looks for doin it
12. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly . . ."Hey! We're out of
13. Go into the Butchers Department and start rubbing steaks up and down on your face saying " oooohhhh that feels so good"
14. Go to the fruit and veg department - get two bananas' and put one in each pocket - walk around the store calling everyone pilgrim in your best John wayne accent sporadically whipping them out of you pocket - making gun
15. Bring your own DVD, popcorn, sweets, drinks and nibbles and pick a
16. Take boneless chicken breasts out of the packet and throw them skyward whilst screaming" Fly my little ones, fly and be free!"
17. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"
Friends or best friends
FRIENDS: Never ask anything to eat or drink
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves & is the reason you never have any food
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. Mrs. & grandma & grandpa
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom & Dad, Gramps & Granny
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "DAMN that was fun! Lets do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else see you cry. . . just laugh about it when you're not down anymore
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff & gives it back a few days later
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff & tells you, "My bad. . . . here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in & say, "HUNNY I'M HOME!"
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell
FRIENDS: Are through high school/college (drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life & beyond
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say, "Dude drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."
FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive
FRIENDS: Will watch my pets when I go away
FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down
FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me
FRIENDS: Ask me for my number
FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops
FRIENDS: let me make an idiot of myself in public
FAKE FRIENDS: Will offer to pay when you have a drink.
FAKE FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk
Best FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk alone
FAKE FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will smile and say "Don't worry about me" when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will automatically tell you you're beautiful when you ask if something makes you look fat.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would tell you not to get a face-lift because you already look perfect.
FAKE FRIENDS: Tell you your zits aren't noticeable.
FAKE FRIENDS: Laugh with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Laugh at all your jokes.
FAKE FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades.
FAKE FRIENDS: Encourage you not to skip school.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
FRIENDS: Will glare at the guy who dumps you and say "Forget him. You're too good for him."
FRIENDS: Crush on your older cousin whom you absolutely despise.
good friend will comfort you when he rejects you.
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
A good friend helps you up when you fall.
A good friend helps you find your prince.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
A good friend will offer you a soda.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain.
A good friend tells you she knows how you feel.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say no when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
A Best Friend is the best weapon you can have in a battlefield.
Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days."
FRIENDS: Will ignore this
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this
How to Tell if You're a Writer
-If you talk to yourself.
love this got it from Ramenette
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _"
. . . O.O wow kinda scary that . . . I can remember so many of them Wah I feel so old now
IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART. . . BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.
Mummy. . . Johnny brought a gun to school
Here are some things you will need to know to get by in the world...
1. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
2. If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.
3. Whoever said nothing is impossible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door, so some things ARE impossible.
4. The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.
5. Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
6. Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed for it, so be as inquisitive as you dare.
7. A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."
8. When in doubt, push random buttons!
9. You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!
10. There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train so make sure to run as fast as you can should this happen.
11. There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation... and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
12. They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...
13. An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.
14. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
15. There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.
16. The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good.
17. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
18. We live in an age where the pizza gets to your house before the police do.
19. Sarcasm is one more service we offer.
20. Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.
21. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? In other words, just keep your mouth shut and say what people want you to say and then you'll be fine.
22. Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs. I wouldn't recommend this unless they are someone no one wants around.
23. Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
24. Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
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