Name: Hitokiri Kouseiyouso: Elemental Assassin

Age: 9ty million & 44 ;)

Gender: female

Fave Game & TV shows: all the Legend of Zelda games, fave TV show Naruto & Mythbusters & recently death note um bleach ...^ ^; I know there are more but shrugs can't remember them other then Kingdom Hearts

Fave characters: Garaa, Naruto, Itachi, Kyubbi, Hinata, Deidara hidan kinda & my OC Oni, hm & Sasori, Ichigo & Kish, Light & L, Azien-sama cause he is hot Oh & Dark Link cause he is hot too Axel & Roxas, Demy & Zex Kura & Ryou, Marik & Malik & Jack Sparrow cause he is funny Duo & Heero & cast of gundam AC cept relena & a whole lot more

Legend of zelda: Link & Shadow Link

Fave Couples: NaruHina, ItaKyu, Garhina, KisshIchigo...& others of course

Least fav characters: Sakura cause she annoys me & She is a worthless fangirl bitch that for some crazy Kami forsaken reason was able to somehow as weak as she is killed Sasori-Danna with the help o some old as dirt granny, Sasuke 1. tried to kill naruchan & Tachi jerk & you kill Dei why do the good/evil/hot die young why?? 2 you are just so fun to hate & have bad things happen to 3 I just don't like you. Kabuto I just don't like you don't know why I just don't... Dumbledore cause he is 1 of those stupid thinks they are smart peoples that think they are right even when everything points to them being wrong

My likes: Reading fan fics & tee shirts that have funny sayings on them, meeting new people, watching Mythbusters specially episodes where they blow stuff up boom baby ^-^ am a pyro & proud of it have the tee shirt & everything too & working in the Hospital oh & my hot marine fiance squeeeee

Dislikes: people who judge others without getting to know them first, stuck up brats, and people who hurt others for no reason, perverts, people who think that they are Superior to everyone else Grr those kinds of people make me see Red

Dreams for the future: hmmm... nope not telling

My Oc

1. Oni Kamakazie

titles: Hitokiri Kouseiyouso translation elemental assassin Deity of Chaos

description: about 5ft 3 pale with 2 red triangles on each cheek & a large blue V yeah I stole that look from Majora's Mask the Fierce Deity Mask cause it is a cool look & is one of my fav games oh & he has fangs, mideum length silver hair, & black wings wears a black headband with a silver infinity sign. eyes change depending on his mood part of his kekigenki gives him control over the elements but taks a realy lon time to master luckly it all so doubles the lifspan down side is that unless he overpowers most ninjitsu they wont work. wears a short sleeved chain mail shirt under a light grey unzipped long hoody with the infinity sign on the back,black belt, baggy black jeans the kind skater wear that have all those zip up pockets on them wears a kuni pouch on both legs & on the upper arms, black combat steal toed boots the ones with the spikes on the bottom. blood red fingerless gloves & wristbands that also have the infinity sign on them yeah it is practically on all his stuff cause that is his clan symbol.

Weapon: main weapon is the double helix blade he wears it on his back is from Majora Mask if you have never played that game &/or never unlocked this mask it is a large sword that has to blades that form a double helix about the same size as Oni. he also uses 2 long daggers as his secondary weapon dark red handles are wrapped in black & gold leather usually are found hanging form his belt seals on the blades add toxins to them that can kill/stun. I actualy own a pair that are kind of like these minus the toxins course. he can use other weapons but manly sticks to using swords, kuni & shuriken.

Bio: Oni is a wandering merc who is know as the Hitokiri Kouseiyouso cause of his bloodline the Kouseiyouso aka elemental control, he mainly uses gen who doesn't like confusing the hell out of their enemys, ti, & magic like cure, fire, & blizzard, to name a few. his past is shrouded in shadows hell even I don't know all of it , has problems with his temper is fiercely loyal to his friends, he tends to use magic more than jutsu, hates seeing children hurt. does not play well with arrogant people or those who hire him but don't plan on paying him. double crossers they are such kill-joys. loves to fight . tends to be very stubborn & hates to lose & is currently wandering around the many different worlds looking for a good fight & his missing younger siblings.

Family:

Mother: unknown

Father: unknown

younger brothers

only known one Kyu

Bloodline: Kouseiyouso

species: Fallen Angel

Age: unknown

height: 5.3

blood type O +

rank: ss

wanted: on many worlds for senceless violence, killing sprees, outing several tirants from their thrones while cuting the number of said tirant's minons in half, and of course many many acts of mass distruction

Fave Quotes:

"If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it a hostage situation?" Unknown

"When life gives you lemons, you should throw them back at life and say, I don't want your damn lemons!" Unknown

"Sanity? I can't remember having such an useless thing in the first place!"

"I reject your reality and substitute my own" Adam Mythbusters

Well, hopefully that's our job, to strap rockets onto everything! - Adam Mythbusters

I wouldn't say Jamie's an evil genius. - Adam Mythbusters

Tory: [after frying balistics gel Ben Franklin] Well, we killed a dead president.
Grant: He was never president.
Tory: He wasn't President? Damn it. - Mythbusters

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing, right? - Tory Mythbusters

"Nothing like an explosion to make the day complete" Aniki

"Boom" Naruto

"OMFG!...The gamer's prayer." -Logo on a t-shirt. squee so want this shirt is funny

"Burn Sucker Muhahahahaack*chokes* darn rusty evil vilian laugh" Me

"Die Noobs Die" My Baby brother playing Halo

"Only 2 things are infinite: The Universe & Human stupidity & I'm not so sure about the former" Albert Einstein

'Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again' the most awesomest sign to have from the story The Driver that if i could would so get for my Da

I'm mostly innocent! - Ezio Auditore (Assassin's Creed II)

You can always trust a dishonest person to be dishonest honestly. . . It’s the honest ones you have to watch out for, as you never know when they’ll do something incredibly . . . Stupid.” Jack Sparrow

“You look familiar Have I threatened you before?” Jack sparrow

You see this? Huh?! NYPD! Means I will "Nock Your Punk-ass Down!" - Agent J (Men in Black)

Thank you for participating in our drill. Had this been an actual emergency, y'all woulda been eaten. 'Cause you don't listen. You ignorant. How a man gon' come bashin' thru a subway win-- That's the problem with all y'all New Yorkers. "Oh, we seen it all." "Oh no! A 600 ft. worm! Save us, Mr Black Man!" And I come in, I ask ya nice move to the next car! Y'all just sit there like... - Agent J (Men in Black II)

"God created Dinosaurs; God destroyed Dinosaurs; Gods creates Man; Man destroys God; Man creates Dinosaurs...Dinosuars eat man...woman inherits the Earth." ~ Jurassic Park...

This city deserves a better class of criminals. And I'm going to give it to them." -The Joker, Dark Knight

"People shouldn't be afraid of their government; the government should be afraid of it's people." -V, V for Vendetta

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. - Bilbo Bagins (LotR The Fellowship of the Ring)

"Where's your pride as a SOLDIER? Okay, so you never really made SOLDIER, but you've still beaten this guy before! It should be a piece of cake." -Zack, FF VII: Advent Children Complete

"Being sane is no fun." me

"I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it" um...can't remeber

"I thought I'd get your theories, mock them, then embrace my own. The usual," --House House MD

"Call me whatever you wish, but I'm taking your cake" - L Death Note

"My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me you are troubled"-- Jack Sparrow

"I do (tell the truth) quite a lot, yet people are always surprised"-- Jack Sparrow

"Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and then they beat you with experience."--Unknown whoever said this is a flippin genious

I'm not evil I'm just misunderstood --me

"I'm not fat I'm fluffy!"

Why be difficult, when with a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

Question: if some one with multiple personalities threatens to commit to kill themself is it considered a hostage situation?

Genius by Birth
Lazy by Choice

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

If it's not nailed down, it's fair game.

To err is human, to forgive is not Company Policy

When in doubt, use brute force. When that doesn't work...RUN LIKE HELL!

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all the evidence that you tried.

I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.

Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it long enough.

If you mess with anything long enough, it'll break.

I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror and you
wouldn't have been notified.

Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.

Schizophrenia beats being alone.

Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia,
but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.

I'm the kind of girl who would fall flat on my face, get up, laugh my head off, and say " That was fun!

“Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.”

“An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.”

Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hate that.

Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper.

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.

It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.

So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun.

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?

Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Life sucks and then you die.

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

Why do people say, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too”? Why would someone get cake if they can’t eat it?

“When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade”

Don’t mess with me I’ve got a stick.

Darth Vader- "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!"
Luke Skywalker- "Nah, the rebels have cake."
Darth Vader- "ooh! Can I be a rebel?!"

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I’m the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don’t obsess! I think intensely.

Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing “I’m Off to See the Wizard” when sent to the Headmasters office.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

Stupid shiny Volvo owner.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

“When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.”

“Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.”

“Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else”

“Real girls aren’t perfect, perfect girls aren’t real.”

“I’d rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I’m not.”

“What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy.”

A recent survey stated that the average person’s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you’re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.

I’m not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Death is God’s way of saying “You’re fired.”
Suicide is Human’s way of saying “You can’t fire me- I quit!”

“He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.”

Shut up voices or I’ll poke you with a fork

If at first you don’t succeed skydiving isn’t for you.

Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them.

Set sail in a general that way direction.

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later.

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in you face?

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go.

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.

"First, nobody can be like you. You're insane. In fact, insane people even call you insane." -Bakura: Demons and Angels by Zyrx

Naruto got a grin. "So, still teaching at the academy?"

"Yeah, about six hours a day."

"You need yourself a girl Iruka." Naruto said, then grinned. "Or perhaps the reason you teach six hours a day is that you already have one and are incapable of wooing said kunoichi." His grin got bigger. "Your not a eunuch are you?" he asked looking down pointedly. A pirates of the carabian Quote Naruto style from the story Runaways by EroSlakerMicha

So, he said the few words that seemed to bring the ire of many females in the bookshop. "Who the fuck are you supposed to be, Tingle?" from The Ninja of Hogwarts by Sweet Kagamine Kiss OMG this was briliant laughed so hard i felled out of my chair

"I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it"--me

My Sigs: stand up for what you believe in! even if you have to stand alone! I believe in Jesus Christ as my Savior.

We Love You & Miss You Aniki.
Anthony Capra Iraq EOD 1979-4/9/08 Killed By a IED: Improvised Explosive Device

"Being Sane? Che now where is the fun in that?"

I don't suffer from in sanity I enjoy every minute of it

I'm not evil I'm just misunderstood

If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you. (bold is ME!)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals actual depending on the sandals its quite comfy
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one" . . . O.o i'm a girl
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool & that is how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good & be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy nope am only half
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. am not ugly but crazy . . . . no coment
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up...no coment
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino heh well I'm certanly pale enough to be one.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. heh just cause I wouldn't hurt a fly Doesn't mean I won't kick the ass of anyone who messes with my family & friends
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social . . . . . . ano no coment.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy . . . . . .
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep Hell no they are extremly stupid animals i hates them
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt) nope am a brunet
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid . . . no I just get realy bad sunburn without it
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE . . . . um no comment?
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! . . . O.o; . . . does killing in dreams count?
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. yeah I'll take pass for 200
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. meh being da most popular is boreing
I care about the ENVIRONMENT. . . I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue . . . am not
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. but but being resposible is so boring
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER . . . . um no coment
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. uh no I have a very hot marine for a fiance
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED . . .
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish . . . . .
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. have no idea what that means
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. hells no
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist or a pyromaniac . . . Um This one is actually half right I'm a pyro just not an arsonist . . . at least I don't think I am . . . O.O . . . does seting things on fire in video games then laughing like a maniac count as arson?

If you've ever copied & pasted something onto your profile, copy & paste this onto your profile.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it & only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him & tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love

If you've met your near twin (in resemblance or personality), copy & paste this in your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie & Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent that woud be laughing their buts off.

If you love rain, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile. & it was fun! I got yelled at for doing it, ): though

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you ever forgot your name, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy & paste this one your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy & paste this on your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy & paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, & odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird & proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy & paste this into your profile

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you walk into walls because you have your nose in a book, copy this to your profile.

If you are a pyromaniac and also love Kingdom Hearts 2, & as such think Axel rules, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "& What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you think rap is the most awful thing to ever be called "music," & that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves & can't even sing, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends & only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely & roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy & paste this into your profile

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy & paste this into your profile.

I would like to honor those that have died in the 9/11 attack by putting this in my profile. If you would like to as well, paste this in your profile and add your name to the list: Tortured Hylian Soul, Shadow Princess 15 (R.I.P Auntie Saria) The Autumn Alchemist (DIE YOU FUCKING TERRORISTS!!), FOXANBU, Hitokiri Musei, Hitokiri Kouseiyouso

If you've ever been called a ninja by your family or friends copy and paste this. funny this has been true on many times from dif people

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this.

Abortion is just wrong. Every life is precious. Help stop abortion.

If you've ever copied & pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular & fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, & add your name to the list.The Fifth Rider of Armageddon,AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, Pinksakurablossom, Angelgirl18647, Winter Gallowsraven, Echizen Ryoma-san, Zaara the black, Dragoon321, Ranpuryu, Inazuma Kanji, The Fifth Rider of Armageddon, Hitokiri No Kouseiyouso

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie & Finch told them it was uncool to breathe. If you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off at them, copy this and paste it to your profile.

If you think that SasuHina is complete bullshit & that the people who came up with it or write it should get a lobotomy put this in your profile and add your name to the list.Artful Lounger, Naruto Namikaze the Legend, The Fifth Rider of Armageddon, Hitokiri no Kouseiyouso

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy & paste this into your profile and add your name to the list:Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, TheDevilsAngel93, c. b. o. l., Vert9411, pinkcherryblossoms225, CherryBlossoms016, Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover-, crimsonchidori, Alicia Kawa Uchiha, SilentSinger948, Leaf Ranger, Hitokiri no Kouseiyouso

Naruto for Rokudaime Hokage! If you also want Naruto to succeed Tsunade as the next Hokage, copy & paste this to your profile page, & add your name to the list! Help Naruto achieve his dream!:KinKitsune01, adngo714, MarlinMan, Alicia Kawa Uchiha, SilentSinger948, Leaf Ranger, Hitokiri no Kouseiyouso

If you believe that Naruto & Hinata are the greatest pairing,copy and paste this into your profile & add your name to the list: SilentSinger948, Leaf Ranger, Hitokiri no Kouseiyouso

If you actually wouldn't mind school if it was Naruto-related, copy & paste this to your profile & add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Xanie,NejiTenfanforever, Death Note Lover, NarutoLuver35, FDS-Sasuke-fangirl, SilentSinger948, Leaf Ranger, Hitokiri no Kouseiyouso

If you would absolutely love waking up in a different dimension full of magic, put this into your profile Hitokiri no Kouseiyouso hell yeah that would rock

If you think Masashi Kishimoto is ruining Naruto & agree, copy this, put it in your profile, & add your name to the list. The Fifth Rider of Armageddon, Hiroshima Namikaze, Zaara the black, desuta, Reikson, D-reaper X-20, blackstardragon624, chinoodin, The Silver Blossom, RasenganFin, Raidentensho, Knives91, Kingkakashi, DarkSamuraiX1999, THE HEE-HO KING, Wirespeed91, Naruto 21, GraityTheWizard, GuyverZero, durwin, Hakkyou no Yami, VFSNAKE, Stormrunner56, Haru Kitsune, DragonMaster4381, Demon Wraith, Leaf Ranger, Hitokiri no Kouseiyouso

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. heh guilty as charged

THINGS TO DO WHEN IN WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in houseware to go off at 5 minute
intervals. X

3 . Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the toilet.

4. Go to the Service Desk & ask to put a bag of M&M's on hold. X got lots of funny looks for doing it but the guy still put it on hold

5. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area. X

6. Set up a tent in the houseware and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When an assistant asks if they can help you, begin to cry and
ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?" X

8. While handling knives in the kitchen ware department ask the clerk
if he knows where the anti-depressants are. X

9. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme
from Mission Impossible. X

10. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through shout,
"PICK ME! PICK ME!!" X ^^ it was so much fun

11. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" X ^^ got so many weird looks for doin it

12. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly . . ."Hey! We're out of
toilet paper in here!"

13. Go into the Butchers Department and start rubbing steaks up and down on your face saying " oooohhhh that feels so good"

14. Go to the fruit and veg department - get two bananas' and put one in each pocket - walk around the store calling everyone pilgrim in your best John wayne accent sporadically whipping them out of you pocket - making gun
noises and then slumping to the floor as if you've just taken several
bullets to the chest.

15. Bring your own DVD, popcorn, sweets, drinks and nibbles and pick a
nice spot on the floor in the electrical section. Sit cross legged and enjoy the film. (soap operas and kleenex are optional)X

16. Take boneless chicken breasts out of the packet and throw them skyward whilst screaming" Fly my little ones, fly and be free!"

17. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

Friends or best friends

FRIENDS: Never ask anything to eat or drink

BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves & is the reason you never have any food

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. Mrs. & grandma & grandpa

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom & Dad, Gramps & Granny

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "DAMN that was fun! Lets do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else see you cry. . . just laugh about it when you're not down anymore

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff & gives it back a few days later

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff & tells you, "My bad. . . . here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in & say, "HUNNY I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school/college (drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life & beyond

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say, "Dude drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."

FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive
BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

FRIENDS: Will watch my pets when I go away
BEST FRIENDS: Won't let me leave

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down
BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me
BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me muhahaha

FRIENDS: Ask me for my number
BEST FRIENDS: Ask me for her number

FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops
BEST FRIENDS: are the reason they're after me in the first place

FRIENDS: let me make an idiot of myself in public
BEST FRIENDS: are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will offer to pay when you have a drink.
Best FRIENDS: Will laugh and say "Pay my ass! You'll pay for mine, bitch!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk

Best FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk alone

FAKE FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell.
Best FRIENDS: Would willingly go skinny-dipping in a tank of acid before they even consider telling.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left.
Best FRIENDS: Will say "Sucks for you" and finally cave after a few hours and then say "You owe me for this, you fluffy fatass."

FAKE FRIENDS: Will smile and say "Don't worry about me" when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay.
Best FRIENDS: Will say "Bitch, I'm Fluffy and I'm starving, now buy me some damn food before i eat yours."

FAKE FRIENDS: Will automatically tell you you're beautiful when you ask if something makes you look fat.
Best FRIENDS: Will say "Well no shit, sherlock U look like a whale in that dress."

FAKE FRIENDS: Would tell you not to get a face-lift because you already look perfect.
Best FRIENDS: Would say "Face-lift? I don't think a fork-lift would help."

FAKE FRIENDS: Tell you your zits aren't noticeable.
Best FRIENDS: Say "Damn, girl! That thing is HUGE!!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Laugh with you.
Best FRIENDS: Laugh at you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Laugh at all your jokes.
Best FRIENDS: Tell you your jokes suck then laugh.

FAKE FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades.
Best FRIENDS: Say "Jeez, you nerd. If you were in stupid class like me, we'd see each other more."

FAKE FRIENDS: Encourage you not to skip school.
Best FRIENDS: Photoshop one of their old doctor's notes and use it to spring you from school.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
Best FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
Best FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
Best FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FRIENDS: Will glare at the guy who dumps you and say "Forget him. You're too good for him."
Best FRIENDS: Kick the guy's ass and threaten to castrate him with a spork if he comes within five miles of you.

FRIENDS: Crush on your older cousin whom you absolutely despise.
Best FRIENDS: Hate you older cousin as much as you do and give him the nick-name "Fluffy Jackass".

good friend will comfort you when he rejects you.
A best friendwill go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall.
A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince.
A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda.
A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain.
A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel.
A best friend just sits down and cries.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with the most vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say no when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Talk on the phone or come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

A Best Friend is the best weapon you can have in a battlefield.

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days."

FRIENDS: Will ignore this

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101

love this got it from Ramenette

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _"
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ." Squee that show rocked will was so funny
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. ah those were the days we had the good ones not this crap they are trying to pass of as cartoons Kami I sounds so old ):
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps" they were scary funny
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . yep still do
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors . . or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky. hehe they still are settled that way at my house
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time. all the time
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero. . . . . . . . . no not realy
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together. Squee such a cute couple
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. hell yeah I own one of the first super nintendos
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. meh was to lazy to find a working camcorder
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders" & they worked OMG it was freaking hilarous
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS. *shivers* the only good one was Wishbone
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books. *pouts* they were so dang hard half the time
You remember eating Warheads. bleh they were nasty but my siblings practicly lived of them
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies. O.O used to copy movies off those & use em on my brothers surprisingly most of them worked
You remember Ring Pops. they rocked edibal jewley that tasted good
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos. Yay Pizza!
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players. liked cd players way easier to carry
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them. they lied to me
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. till it died on me
. . . .Furbies. . . . . . . . . . . Kami those things were creepy
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles. the originals will always be the best
Michael Jordan was a king. he should of stayed black
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out. never could find one when you wanted to
You collected those Beanie Babies. must have over 500 of them
Carebears yeah they were fun to burn lots of pretty colors
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have. still are
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls Hells no they were Freaky & Refused To Burn Evil I tell you Eeeevvviiilll
If you even know what an original walkman is. still have 1 somewhere in the attic
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" whaa! I do not need a night light! I do not need a night light! I do not need a night light
You know the Macarena by heart. yes
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said heh that 1 will never get old
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!" pissed my bro off so much
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that! hell yeah I was cause I was the first in the family to do it
You remember Highlight's magazine. meh they were okay
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. *sob* why must you remind me of the happy time I am 2 inches to short to go there anymore
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. ah going so fast you thought you would throw up it was fun then well still is today
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .*Shivers* myspace
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .*Shivers* dark times indeed...Not
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . meh did fine without them before fail to see why they are needed now
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . . . . . . .
Before Spongebob . . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night. heh still do that O.O I know Im bad
When light up sneakers were cool. . . .yeah if you wanted everyone to find you during man hunt
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs . . . I liked those they weren't as fragile
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing. . . .those were the good days 10 filled the tank & prank calls were so easy back then wow I feel so old right now
When we recorded stuff on VCRs. heh still do
When gameboy was a brick . . .stupid thing need its own carrying case was to big to fit in jeans, shirt or coat pockets
You did MASH to figure out your future. . .*Sob* It lieded to me
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

. . . O.O wow kinda scary that . . . I can remember so many of them Wah I feel so old now

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART. . . BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mummy. . . Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care

Here are some things you will need to know to get by in the world...

1. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

2. If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

3. Whoever said nothing is impossible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door, so some things ARE impossible.

4. The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

5. Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

6. Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed for it, so be as inquisitive as you dare.

7. A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

8. When in doubt, push random buttons!

9. You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

10. There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train so make sure to run as fast as you can should this happen.

11. There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation... and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

12. They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

13. An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

14. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

15. There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

16. The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good.

17. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

18. We live in an age where the pizza gets to your house before the police do.

19. Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

20. Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

21. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? In other words, just keep your mouth shut and say what people want you to say and then you'll be fine.

22. Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs. I wouldn't recommend this unless they are someone no one wants around.

23. Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

24. Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.