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Joined 09-20-07, id: 1380856, Profile Updated: 12-07-10
Author has written 4 stories for Bleach, Teen Titans, Anime X-overs, and Naruto.

Hello! This is Dragon Wizard 91. It is good to finally have an account here.

Favorite TV Shows:Teen Titans, Kim Possible, Naruto, Bleach, Digimon(only seasons 1 and 3 )

Favorite Video Games: Halo, Sly Cooper, Anything RPG.

Favorite Pairings within said TV Shows and Video Games : RobinxStarfire, RavenxBeastboy(Yeah, I'm following the norm. Got a problem with it?!)

RonxShego(A little unusual but I think it would work.)

IchigoxRukia, OrihemexUryu, ToshiroxRangiku, Son FonxHanataro(CRACK) (Bleach RULES!! But Seriously, I support these because, well lets just say its not honor that made him rescue Rukia and the Orihime and Uryu one is because I loved how they interact!! :) The Toshiro and Rangiku one is just because I can not stand Momo. She's so freaking whiny! Gin is also on my hit list just for being a evil, manipulative, lying scumbag! The final one is completely out of left field I know, but I have been thinking about it for a while and i think his nervous concern is a good contrast to her self assured coldness)

RikaxTakato, GuilmonxRenamon(Although I have watched all of seasons 1-3 and attempted to watch 4 and 5(couldn't do it; too horrible) season 3 was the only one I was inspired to pick pairings in. Let me also just say that I also think the RikaxGuilmon and TakatoxRenamon ones would also work well.)

HinataxNaruto, ShikamaruxTemari, ChojixIno (For Hinata and Naruto, I am just not a big fan of Sakura. I think Hinata deserves it more.)

Sly CooperxCarmilita Fox(Only possible pairing in Sly Cooper stories. I still support it though.)

My feelings on pairings in general:

Alright, I think I should set the record straight on something. Even though these are my favorite pairings, these are not the only pairings I will read. I've read all sorts of others from Robin and Raven to Starfire and Beastboy to Ichigo harems and Naruto harems.(They are a personal favorite! :)) It is just that I like my favorite pairings the most. I feel the whole pairing war thing is foolish anyways. For example, my father (who watches Bleach with me, yeah, I know he's awesome.) is a supporter of Ichigo and Orihime getting together. Am I going to hate my own father for liking a different pairing? Of course not! We agreed to disagree and moved on. This is what all the pairing war people should do; move on and only discuss your favorite pairings with others who support it.

My stance on character bashing:

When it comes to character bashing, for me it depends on how the character is being portrayed. For example, in Naruto fanfics, if you are going to portray Sasuke as an arrogant jerk who is obsessed with power then by all means have Naruto kick the shit out of him or turn him into Orochimaru's cabana boy. However, if you will show him as someone who retains his humanity and stays Naruto's friend, then I believe he deserves good treatment. The same goes for every other character in every other show and game.


1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc.)
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.

Opening Credits:
White and Nerdy by Weird Al (Oy, this isn't good. XD)

Waking Up:
Fever For The Flava by Hot Action Cop

First Day At School:
It Sucks To Be Me-Avenue Q

Falling In Love:
Hey Julie by Fountains of Wayne

During a sex scene, you scream:
No. That's personal.

Fight Song:
Phenomenon by Thousand Foot Krutch

Breaking Up:
Gives You Hell by The All-American Rejects

After getting drunk you say:
I'd never get drunk...but I might say...
I'm an Asshole by Dennis Leary(XD)

Suddenly I See by K. T. Tunstall

At your speech after you become prom queen/king you say:
I went from Zero to Hero! (Zero to Hero-The Song from Disney's version of Hercules.)

Life's OK:
Pork and Beans by Weezer

Mental Breakdown:
Brain Stew by Green Day

Tom Sawyer by Rush

Scar Tissue by Red Hot Chile Peppers

Getting Back Together:
Just the Girl by The Click Five

I'm Yours by Jason Mraz

Birth of Child:
Ice Ice Baby (XD)

Paying the Dues:
Viva la Vida by Coldplay

Your deepest secret:
Fake It by Seether

Night Before War:
Remember the Name by Fort Minor

Final Battle:
Bleed it Out by Linkin Park

Moment of Triumph:
Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting by Carl Douglas

Death Scene:
Somewhere I Belong by Linkin Park

Funeral Song:
Still Alive-The Portal Song(I want people to laugh at my funeral. XD)

End Credits:
We Won't Get Fooled Again by The Who

Bleach: Song that fit the Squads. Basically like a Bleach Ipod video, but for each squad instead of individual character. P.S. These are just my opinions folks, so feel free to disagree. (Partially done. And I'll accept suggestions sent in a PM because I need ideas(XD), provided the song isn't too country(twangy) or too metal(guttreal screaming)

Squad One

Squad Two

Squad Three

Squad Four

Squad Five

Squad Six

Squad Seven

Squad Eight

Squad Nine

Squad Ten

Squad Eleven-Undead by The Hollywood Undead (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BR5rgVjP190)

Squad Twelve-Weird Science by Oingo Boingo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSndR9X8y0Y)

Squad Thirteen

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm skinny, so i MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (Only in color)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.I'm not a Virgin, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. (Does cosplay count? lol)
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (I'm only white in color, loves.)
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo's
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I'm DOMINICAN, so I MUST HATE Puerto Ricans & Haitians and LOVE plantains.

Dragon’s Awesome Quotes

“The IQ of a mob is the IQ of its most stupid member divided by the number of mobsters.”

“If revenge is sweet, and a dish best served cold-does that mean revenge is Ice Cream?”

“Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.”

“Don’t let your victories go to your head, or your failures go to your heart.”

“If there exists no possibility of failure, then victory is meaningless.”

"I would rather be an optimist that was proven wrong than a pessimist proven right. Because one of them loses twice."

“The past is history,
The future is a mystery,
But today is a gift, which is why they call it the present”

“Sometimes people put up walls not to keep others out but to see who cares enough to break them down”

“If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?”

“Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?”

“Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present Man Not Caring.”

"Sanity? Sorry, but I don't remember having such a useless thing in the first place."

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

“F.I.N.A.L.S. is code for Fuck! I Never Actually Learned this Shit!”

"I reject your reality and substitute my own!"

“Many fear their reputation, few their conscience.”

“We stand in awe of that which cannot be seen, and we respect with every fiber that which cannot be explained.”

“Hold on. So in my mind, this jacked-up, sideways ridiculousness is the normal state?”

“In battles, the ones who get in the way are not the ones that have no power. They are the ones that have no resolve for battle.”

“Now, we head towards the battlefield! Believe, and our blades will not break! Believe, and our hearts will not bend! Though the roads we take may be different, our iron hearts will beat as one! Swear that even if the Earth is torn asunder, we will live and return here once again!”

“There is nothing but fear reflected in your sword. When you dodge, you're afraid of getting killed. When you attack, you're afraid of killing someone. Even when you try to protect someone, you're afraid of letting them die. Yes, your sword speaks to me only of absurd fear. What's necessary in a fight isn't fear. Nothing can be born of that. When you dodge, "I won't let them cut me." If you protect someone, "I won't let them die." If you attack, "I will kill them." Well, can't you see the resolve to kill you in my sword?”

“Admiration is the furthest thing from understanding.”

“That which blocks your ears is worthless fear. The enemy is one, you are one. What is there to fear? Cast off your fear! Look forward! Go forward! Never stand still. Retreat and you will age. Hesitate, and you will die.”

“If a quiz is quizzical then what is a test?”

“If laughter is the best medicine, then your stupidity keeps me healthy.”

"In our world, every storm has an end. Every night has a new morning. What’s important is to trust those you love, and to never give up. We must all keep hope alive."

“Some people are like Slinkies; not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.”

Sometimes I lie awake wondering: "is life a multiple choice test, or a true/false test?"
Then a voice comes out of the darkness and says: "Sorry to tell you this, but life is a hundred-page essay."

“When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor”

"Don't stop fighting, even if the tiger has you dragged you into its den."

“The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?”

"I think, therefore I get a headache"

“I have animal magnetism. Every time I go outside squirrels stick to me."

"Things you learn from video games
-There is no problem that cannot be overcome by force.
-If it moves, DESTROY IT!
-Piloting any vehicle is simple and requires no training.
-One lone 'good guy' can defeat an infinite number of 'bad guys.'
-Make sure you eat all food lying on the ground.
-You can break things and get away with it.
-You can push other vehicles off the road and get away with it.
-If someone dies, they disappear.
-If you get mad enough, you can fight even better.
-You can overcome most adversaries simply by having enough quarters.
-You can operate all weapons without training.
-No matter how long you fight, you can always fight again.
-Death is reversible (only for you!)
-Ninjas are common and frequently fight in public.
-Whenever big fat mean guys are about to croak, they begin flashing red or yellow.
-You never run out of ammunition, just grenades.
-All women wear revealing clothes and have great bodies.
-Shoot everything. If it blows up or dies, it was bad.
-Don't worry if your vehicle crashes and explodes. A new vehicle will appear in its place.
-A thousand-to-one odds against you is NOT a problem"

"You know what I love about escalators? They can never break; they can only become stairs"

“Has anyone ever told you your hair resembles the backside of a chicken?”

“Hostility is the calling card of a weak intellect.”

"And the meek shall inherit the earth... That quote's complete bull. If the meek were destined to inherit anything more than a handjob then they wouldn't need the strong."

“Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.”

"I watch boxing to see the sport of boxing. Yeah, that's like saying "I watch Nascar to watch people make left turns all day". NO, you watch boxing to see someone get the crud beat out of them!"

“Have you noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are women you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place, man?”

“It's a great country, but it's a strange culture. ... This has got to be the only country in the world that could ever come up with a disease like bulimia; gotta be the only country in the world where some people have no food at all, and other people eat a nourishing meal and puke it up intentionally. This is a country where tobacco kills four hundred thousand people a year, so they ban artificial sweeteners! Because a rat died! You know what I mean? This is a place where gun store owners are given a list of stolen credit cards, but not a list of criminals and maniacs! And now, they're thinking about banning toy guns - and they're gonna keep the fucking real ones!”

"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure..." Roof flies off! "... An oxygen mask will drop down in front of you. Place the mask over your face and breathe normally." Well, I have no problem with that. I always breathe normally when I'm in a 600-mile-an-hour uncontrolled vertical dive. I also shit normally — right in my pants!”

“About this time, somebody is telling you to get on the plane.”Get on the plane, get on the plane." I say, "Fuck you, I'm getting in the plane! In the plane! Let Evel Knievel get on the plane — I'll be in here with you folks in uniform! There seems to be less wind in here!"

“That's another complaint of mine - too much use of this prefix "pre". It's all over the language now — "pre"-this, "pre"-that, place the turkey in a "pre-heated" oven. It's ridiculous! There are only two states an oven can possibly exist in: Heated or unheated! "Pre-heated" is a meaningless fucking term! It's like "pre-recorded" — "This program was pre-recorded." Well, of course it was pre-recorded! When else are you gonna record it, afterwards? That's the whole purpose of recording; to do it beforehand! Otherwise it doesn't really work, does it? "Pre-existing", "pre-planning", "pre-screening" — you know what I tell these people? Pre-suck my genital situation! And they seem to understand what I'm talking about.”

“Millions of dead motherfuckers, all because they gave the wrong answer to the god question: "Do you believe in God?" "No." Boom! Dead. "Do you believe in God?" "Yes..." "Do you believe in my God?" "No." Boom! Dead. "My god has a bigger dick than your god!"

“I don't have pet peeves; I have major psychotic fucking hatreds! And it makes the world a lot easier to sort out.”

“I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.”

If you do not enter the tiger's cave, you will not catch its cub.

The clever hawk hides its claws.

“I realized some time ago that I'm not separate from nature just because I have a primate brain - an upper brain - because underneath the primate brain, there's a mammalian brain, and beneath the mammalian brain, there's a reptilian brain; and it's those two lower brains that made the upper brain possible in the first place. Here's the way it works: The primate brain says, "Give peace a chance." The mammalian brain says, "Give peace a chance, but first let's kill this motherfucker." And the reptilian brain says, "Let's just kill the motherfucker, go to the peace rally and get laid."

“When the pupil is ready to learn, a teacher will appear.”

“If the problem has a solution, worrying is pointless; in the end the problem will be solved. If the problem has no solution, there is no reason to worry, because it can't be solved.”

“A chain is no stronger than its weakest link.”

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."

"All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand."

"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall."

"Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools."

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together."

I think Pringles original intention was to make tennis balls... but on the day the rubber was supposed to show up a truckload of potatoes came. Pringles is a laid-back company, so they just said, "Fuck it, cut em up!"

A black man failing black history... ain't that some sad shit... cuz you know, fat people don't fail cooking!

You know what they say, "There's no reason to ever hit a woman." Shit! There's a reason to hit everybody. You just don't do it. Shit, there's a reason to kick an old man down a flight of stairs. You just don't do it. Ain't nobody above an ass-whooping.

When you die at 72, no matter what you die of, it's natural causes. Even if you get hit by a truck, it's natural causes. 'Cause if you was younger, you'd have got out the way!

You can't be happy that fire cooks your food and be mad it burns your fingertips.

Have you been watching American Idol? They have Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul judging the singing. Paula Abdul?! Getting Paula Abdul to judge a singing contest is like getting Christopher Reeve to judge a dance contest!

Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.

Things which apply to me:

If you think IchiRuki is the best pairing in the whole anime universe...copy and paste this now!

If you think High School Musical sucks...and you hate it to no end and is an insult to the classic Disney movies and musicals...then copy and paste this now!!

If you've ever actually screamed at the televison screen because you saw a hot anime character...then began to laugh uncontrollably because you realize what a crazy idiot you are...copy and paste this to your profile!

If you love Orihime but HATE the IchiHime pairing to no end...Copy this to your profile!.

ICHIHIME SUCKS!! If you agree put this in your profile.

If you believe Aizen needs to DIE THE MOST PAINFUL DEATH EVER!!...put this in your profile!

HINAMORI NEEDS TO DIE!! Agree?? Put it in your profile if you do.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a Revolving Door!!

If silence is golden...then why is duck tape silver?!

Bugs Bunny is my home-boy! Is he yours? Copy and Paste!

Family Guy is EPIC!! Those who agree must copy and paste!

Gotta love that Geico gecko! He's so cute? Don't you think so? Copy and Paste!

If you actually get the Caveman Geico Car Insurance Commericals...then put this in your profile.


Anime is the greatest thing since sliced bread! Agree, then put it in your profile!


If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If your a patetic wretch who is attracted to an anime character...then copy and paste this to your profile!

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who are'nt, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Carzy Billie Joe loving freak, shadow929, The Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- Pirate Queen, MCR Rocks, Andrew Laplante, MajorDxSFanatic,teh queen of randomness,Xannijn, powderedsugar, Black Wolf-Dog,RainaHyuga,MarHeavenAngel, Dragon_Wizard91

If you spend most of your life on youtube.com or fanfiction.net and you admit to it...you admit to having no life...if you do...copy and paste this to your profile!!

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

If they say TV's so bad for you then why do they have one in every hospital room?

Anime,Manga, and Cartoon Girls and why I think they are awesome :

Renamon(Although she starts as a witch in season 3, she becomes nicer in the end and is a killer fighter. Plus, she is HOT!!)

Raven(Again, she doesn't start as the nicest person but she gets better at expressing emotion. I also like her dark mystique)

Shego(Possibly the funniest supervillainess ever. One of the only reasons I watched and still watch this show was to see her verbally rip Dr. Drakken a new one in every episode)

Hinata(One of the only nice girls that will be on this list. She is quiet, sweet, and honest but she can also hold her own in a fight.)

Rukia(what more can be said for her except that she is an amazing character and keeps Ichigo in line)

Yoruichi(three words: goddess(hot) of flash(and flashing)

Unohana(polite, kind, amazing healer, most likely a tremendous fighter and did I mention she's a MILF!!)

Yachiru and Nel(as children, they are cute, funny, and just so sweet and innocent. In adult form(Nel) she is bad ass hot and still hilarious. As for Yachiru, I firmly belive that she will be hot and hilarious as an adult. drools)

Favorite Other Authors :

1. Matts Awesome Too: Although much of his work is childish, it was his stories which first brought me to this site.

2. Beeftony: One of the most well written and well spoken writers on this site and someone who has many important insights to writing great fanfiction. Everyone should read his profile at least once.

3.Megadeth425: An expert smut writer,(and I mean that as a compliment), his work is major OOC but still as hot as can be.

Dragon's Challenges

Since I don't have enough time to type every story that I think of, I will post the general plots here. Anyone who wishes to write any of these can just PM me and I'll give you permission

1. Category-Anime

Show-Naruto crossover with Bleach

Rating-M(For violence and lemons)

Summary-What if the Bijuu weren't powerful demonic entities but instead were Aizen's early experiments with the Hōgyoku? What if they proved uncontrollable and were sealed away until Aizen was killed and then they vanished, reappearing a thousand years later? What if one in particular attacked Konoha? Godlike Naruto trained by said experiment.(He would get either Soul Reaper or Arrancar powers. I leave it up to you, the writer.)

Pairing-NarutoHarem(Although I ask that Hinata not be in it. Don't get me wrong. I love Hinata but too many harem stories make her the main girl and I want someone different.) and IchiRuki(Since Soul Reapers live for thousands of years, they would still be alive.)

Bashing of Sasuke or/and Sakura is allowed and encouraged.

Other than this, I leave the rest of the details up to the writer.

Number your 12 fave Bleach characters (In no order) and answer the questions!









9- Unohana




1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Rukia and Senna? Yep

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

No! I do think he's cool though.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Hiyori getting Soi Fon pregnant?! 0_0 I think chaos would erupt!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Unohana? Yep, several.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Don't even joke about that. NO WAY!!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Five/Nine, even though it's weird!

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Orihime walking in on Uryu and Hiyori having sex?! I have no idea. Maybe a threesome?

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

Her death was a shock. Her powers as a Soul Reaper, an even bigger one. But the greatest shock was meeting her captain.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Yes! I'm writing some!

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

A new family member.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?


12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Don't know. Wouldn't suprise me though.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Don't know.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?


15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

He'd probably just roar like a beast.

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

I'm a Bitch by Merdith Brooks

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: This fic will contain foul language and the daydreams of one Hanataro Yamada.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?


Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!









9- Tsunade




1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?


2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Yes. Very! :)

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

The Inquirer would pay for it.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yes, several.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

That would have to be one serious case of opposites attract!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?


7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Neji'd faint with a nose bleed.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.


9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Maybe but I've never read any.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Fate and Minds

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?


12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

I would assume so.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

I don't know

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?


15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

No clue.

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Enjoy the Silence by Depeche Mode

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: This fic will contain extremely hot yuri!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

"Your tongue is good on your flute. Is it good on other things?"

Proud Member of the "I would kill Kubo Tite if Ichigo ended up with Orihime" club/army


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It's Always The Quiet Ones by Ruler of Existance reviews
The main guy may get the girl but it's the quiet ones that gets the rest. Read as Hanataro is paired with multiple girls that you never thought he could be paired with from either Bleach or from a different series entirely!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,081 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Hanatarō Y.
Lieutenant Tomboy and Doctor Wimp by AkumaKami64 reviews
A Christmas present to my beta, Dragon Wizard 91, depicting his favorite bleach girl and guy, Tatsuki and Hanataro, together. Oneshot, but may add in a lemon chapter, and I might make a series about the things mentioned in here, so this could be considered a sneak peak.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Hanatarō Y., Tatsuki A. - Complete
For Whom the Bell Tolls by nefieslab reviews
AU fifth year. After saving Dudley from the dementors, the ministry letter arrives to order his wand snapped. Dumbledore's letter doesn't arrive. Harry/Daphne/Susan. Rating may change. Powerful!Happy!Independant!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 135,554 - Reviews: 1874 - Favs: 5,792 - Follows: 6,345 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Lethal Hornet, Timid Healer by ExodineTheDestroyer reviews
After surviving a near fatal Arrancar attack, Soifon finds herself in the 4th Squad Clinic with the timid Hanataro serving as her nurse. Though initially annoyed by his presence Soifon develops a curiousity for the healer, even after she leaves his care.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 56,030 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Hanatarō Y., Suì-Fēng
Harry Potter and the FanFiction Tropes by ShaperV reviews
A collection of shorts and one-shots pitting the HP cast against the most terrifying opponent of all - silly fanfiction plots!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,188 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Harry P.
Strategy by Carlalalita reviews
One Shot: Naruto applies strategy to the problem of Sakura. re-edited
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,189 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Ritual A Rae and BB lemon by Game Ghost reviews
On a moonlit night BB and Raven become mates for life. Rated M for sexual content. One shot Lemon.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,117 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 66 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
A Hollow's Daily Routine by ZeromusTrueSelf reviews
One Minute He's Demanding to Be King, The Next, He's Questioning the Kings Sexuality, What's a typical saturday like with Ichigo and his hollow? NOT YOAI NOT ICHIHICI, Implied Ichiruki, Implied RenjiMatsumoto
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 55 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Rena vs Guil FIGHT! by x-oen-x reviews
Warning: this story content a sexual explicit scene and bloody battle A mean trick lead Renamon to realize Guilmon's felling to her. can she realize her own feeling before he kill her
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,604 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Renamon, Guilmon - Complete
NaughtyNice by Eddy13 reviews
On the night before Christmas, Kim and Ron engage in activities that could earn them five years of coal
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Kim P., Ron S. - Complete
Intertwining Hearts by BlackNapalm reviews
Beast Boy's at the end of his rope and is ready to throw it all away. Yet he gets two new reasons to live. Oneshot. Lemon. No Flames. Now with an epilogue.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 33,518 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/20/2005 - Published: 8/18/2005 - Beast Boy - Complete
She Never Expected by Cleric of Nayru reviews
Bellatrix never expected her life to turn out this way. Especially not with him. HarryBellatrix. Mention of rape, abuse, torture… Rated R for a REASON!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,524 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 9/28/2005 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
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Healing the Heart, Strengthening the Soul reviews
A story about the growing relationship between Soi Fon and a certain member of Squad 4. My first story and one I hope people will enjoy!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,760 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Hanatarō Y., Suì-Fēng
Game of Life reviews
When Ichigo discovers the true nature of his existance, he'll be glad to have had so many 'extra lifes'. Rated for Ichigo's mouth and potential lemons. No solid pairing to speak of, but many different ones make apperances. Read to see what I mean.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Ichigo K.
Beastia Erus reviews
Beastboy's spent the last three years secretly training while playing the fool to the other Titans. Now, he will reveal his true power, and bring the world, and the universe, to it's knees.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,400 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Beast Boy
The Valkyrie Alliance reviews
8 women are sucked from various dimensions and tasked with a simple job: Save one Naruto Uzumaki from death and train him to be badass. Will eventually contain lemons, Pairing:NaruHarem small, 2-4 girls max ,
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 65 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Naruto U.
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