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Ola muchachas. The name's Alex.

You might ask something like, 'What makes you different from all the other Alex's in the world?'

And so I have graciously used up my precious time to create uno magnifique profile to answer that for you.


Name: Alex, Alexandra (middle name's Sophia, Sophie)

Nick-names: Al, Ali, Knarlax, Big Al

Age: I should figure it out in seconds..but in years, it's around 65738420

Birthday: March 15 (You can give me virtual presents! Or real ones... ;D )

Home: Right behind you.

Books: Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn, Uglies Series, House of Night, Vampire Diaries, Vampire Academy, The Hunger Games, Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist, the Secret Circle, Maximum Ride, The Gemma Doyle Series, Blue is for Nightmares Series, Pretty Little Liars, The A-List, Elsewhere, The Host, Confessions of Georgia Nicholson, Prom Nights From Hell, Peeps, The Last Days, So Yesterday, The Mediator, Wicked Lovely, Ink Exchange, Harry Potter, Narnia, Artemis Fowl, Gossip Girl, The Inheritance Series, Warriors, A Series Of Unfortunate Events, Someone Like You, Holes, Prom Season and Cornelia Funke Books (Inkheart, Dragon Rider and The Thief Lord).

Music: Muse, Shiny Toy Guns, Cobra Starship, 3OH!3, Three Days Grace, Linkin Park, 30 Seconds to Mars, OK Go, Pitbull, Basshunter and such.

Hair: Brown and long-ish. Really messy, and crap. But it looks better straight...takes forever to straighten though...

Eyes: Techinally, they're hazel, but I like to think they're more of a green-ish colour. =D

Height: I really don't know, but I think it's around 5'6". Average. Ish.

Favourite FanFics: Some VERY good ones HIGHLY RECOMMENDED are :

Meyer_University by Sh.C

Welcome_to_Drama_Academy by twilightluver001

Hitched by Nollie_Marie

Hidden_Truth by x3Kiome

Things I Like: Music, books, cats, Edward and Jasper, Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn, Heath Ledger, Tom Welling, David Beckham, cupcakes, lemons (and by lemons, I mean the fruit..), sleeping, friends, masks, French, English, Japanese and Australian accents, dolphins, vampires, Tyra's hat, being cold, getting good grades, photography, law & medicine (I want to be a lawyer or a surgeon), phones, laptops...

Things I Don't Like: Jacob Black (he's not as bad after Breaking Dawn though..and Taylor Lautner's pretty good-looking) , sweat, tongues, headaches, abuse, the word slicing, torture, blood, reading/watching torture in books/movies, clones, clowns, meat/seafood (except for bacon and salami), pain, homework, tomato soup, any soup (except for avgolemono and maybe...miso...), hangnails, heights..

Movies: Naria: Prince Caspian (Pretty much the best movie EVER), SUPERBAD, EuroTrip, the Dark Knight, Accepted (BATTLE ROYALE!), Scary Movie 1, 2, 3 & 4, Epic Movie, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, I Am Legend, JUNO, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings...I can't think of anymore..

Shows: Desperate Housewives, Grey's Anatomy (MCDREAMY!!), America's Next Top Model, Gossip Girl, Smallville

And that's all for the list section. n_n

I probably won't update a lot, because I only write if I'm in a writing mood, which is pretty much never. And if I write when I'm not in a writing mood, well that's never gonna happen. But, if you want me to update, just say it, and I might update, like, one day before I would have...or not...

I can be funny-ish sometimes, but it's mostly just some crap thing that only I laugh at and I laugh at everything... Sad, but true. And by everything, I mean I can't present anything for school because I always burst out laughing for no reason. I think about something that happend, like, 2 years ago, and BAM. Laugh attack. I always randomly smile because I'm thinking about some joke I just made up... You gotta love talking to yourself in your head.


FanFics For The Moment

Twilight Meets Gossip Girl - I updated this on...November 7th (Wednesday) or something...that week...I'm sorry that the chapters are so short, but that's just how I roll. Get used to it. I don't update a lot, maybe once a week, maybe once a month, maybe once a year, so if you are all 'Her stories are so interesting! I just NEED to find out what happens next!' or something, you have three options, a) Get over it and wait, b) E-mail me repeatedly, telling me to update, and I probably will, for the sake of my readers sanity, or c) E-mail me, and ask for the outline of the story, and you will know what happens! But as no one probably even cares, why are you reading this? =DD

Twilight Cross-overs - I'm working on a Georgia Nicholson one right now, and I have it half finished (but it's crap)...and was trying to write an Artemis Fowl one, because lots of people were all 'ARTEMIS FOWL!' but I can't think of anything good to write, so that one might take a while. PM (I finally found out that that means 'Private Message'!!) me if you have ideas.

Alice and Bella Pass Notes - I'll update again when I have a cool conversation with someone. I might put the convo I had with my friend on Facebook about my vampire army and her cat mafia, but I would have to change it a bit...and I have no clue where it is..

Humanity - New FanFic I'm working on. It's different scenes from the books that would have changed if Edward wasn't a vampire. If you steal this I idea that took me hours to come up with so I could be original, I will kill you. No kittens. No puppies either. WHAT NOW?! LE TOUT POUR LE TOUT!! And yah, I do make myself laugh. So I don't care if you think it's stupid. I think it's funny D=

Updates of the Moment

If you read my stories, you've probably realized I havn't updated for...ever-ish?? That's because I have NO will power AT ALL. So I advise you to read some other stories. PEACE OUT A-TOWN DOWN. But if you really like my stories...just message me a lot or something...I MIGHT update..maybe...par chance...probably not...anyhoo...

So that is my profile. If you have any questions or stuff, you can message me...can you message on this? I will be the last to know.

You know you love me,


Gossip Girl

P.S. Hah. That made me laugh...

P.P.S. I made new e-mail address, so you can e-mail me or anything at E-mail me. Even if you have no clue who I am. I'm bored and I'm almost always on the computer. Be all 'I went to your profile on FanFiction and it was ballin'!' or something. I don't care. Or you could be all 'I LOVE THAT THING TOO!!' or 'I TOTALLLY AGREE WITH YOU!!' and I'll be all 'Fanks. ='D'

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Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10732 - Favs: 12,061 - Follows: 12,643 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Crazy Cullen Chronicles by twilightnite reviews
The Cullens can be strange, but just how strange? Series of strange, stupid, random, and mainly funny stories, all coming out of the thing that's known as Kate's brain. Chapter 48: Sunday with the Pack. /Holy Moley, Kate updated! I thought she died!/
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 56,717 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 7/1/2007
Let the Games Begin by lildevil76 reviews
Sequel to 'Truth or dare with the pack' read that first or you might not get some of the parts :P And for the ppl that did, this is about Bella, the Cullen's and the Pack playing various games ex. spin the bottle and twister R&R PLZ :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,791 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 7/21/2007
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11726 - Favs: 8,720 - Follows: 2,656 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Like You by Ember718 reviews
Based on an Evanescence Song for inspiration. Edward leaves Bella, again. Leaving her behind to pick up the pieces. Will he return? If it does, will he be the same as she remembers him? Rated M for precaution. B/E&B/J in the beginning. A/Jas Em/R C/Es
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,485 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Bella, Edward
Parallels by Sierra Sitruc reviews
After a traumatic experience as children, Edward and Bella have grown up. When their kidnapper returns, the childhood friends are kidnapped and held prisoner again. History repeats. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,708 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8268 - Favs: 6,002 - Follows: 2,228 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
My Fairytale Ending by Miss Fairytale reviews
Everyone is obsessed with Edward Cullen, everyone except Bella, the girl he's obssesed with. But Jacob's sick of standing in Edward's shadow, and stealing the one thing Edward has ever really wanted seems to be just the thing to stand in the spotlight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 44,427 - Reviews: 2408 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hot n' Cold by venom with love reviews
Okay, so maybe I did expect him to come today. So sue me. I think every bride-to-be expects their fiance to show up for their own wedding. At least once out of eight times would have been nice. All Human. Song Fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dream With Me by wishimight reviews
Edward is literally the man of Bella’s dreams. For the past 12 months, Bella has spent every single night dreaming of a man she's never met. But what happens when she's forced to wake up and face reality? Will Edward be there waiting for her? One shot. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 102 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward's Next Top Girlfriend by Miss Fairytale reviews
Bella was suddenly thrown into a chaotic world full of gossip, money, and glamor when she moved to Forks, a famous town. As Bella accustoms to her new life she and Edward, the popular school heart throb, fall for each other.But can Edward change for love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,239 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Bella, Edward
What Bella Likes by Iamwiththewolf reviews
Should this be rated M? - written for yayme2012's challenge
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Bella - Complete
Hidden Truth by x3Kiome reviews
Bella is 16 years old, she is a normal girl but she seems to ignore everyone else as she grew older. Edward Masen is the most popular boy and football player in school. What if Edward Masen gets a bet, and it includes Bella? Warning: LEMON! : Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,467 - Reviews: 2119 - Favs: 1,397 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Complete
Eclipse the screenplay! by mradrz4evr reviews
AN EPIC ADVENTURE IN THE WORLD OF TWILIGHT everything you ever thought, then tried desperately to forget about in Eclipse! Read, review, and rethink all you ever believed about anything and everything in this book!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,207 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2008
Edward vs John Tucker by MyBella reviews
One Shot based on My First Year as a Cullen. While preparing to watch 'John Tucker Must Die', Bella & Jasper make a bet on Edward's reaction to the movie. Loser has to explain Bella's change of heart about 'Romeo & Juliet' to Edward. Who's going to tell?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
Being Schooled in Love by Nollie Marie reviews
Bella is the new girl on campus, Edward the big guy on campus. And when they meet, Bella will do everything in her power to stay OUT of Edward's bed while Edward wants to get to know her better. What will happen? Read 2 find out. Please R&R! No Vamps here
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,521 - Reviews: 2324 - Favs: 1,559 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Complete
Emmett's Christmas List by aidanadia reviews
Every year, Emmett has to write a list for Christmas indicating what gifts he wants. When he puts down something completely atrocious this year, his family is worried about his mentality.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Complete
How To Learn To Love by Sura Kiyina reviews
The sequel to How To Teach Love, Edward's done something Bella can't forgive and it's been a long time since they've talked. When fate pushes them together will Bella's pride withstand Edward's charm? Rated M for lemons and other things
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,925 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Complete
Medicine by Vampire Kisses 54 reviews
Bella and Edward are in biology. He uses the smolder eyes on her when she's keeps a secret from her, but they don't work. Bella decides its time for him to get a taste of his own medicine.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 3/22/2007
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Twilight Meets Gossip Girl! reviews
Ever wondered what would happen if the two stories collided, and Bella and Edward entered the world of highfashion on the Upper East Side? Only read this if you have read Gossip Girl, or seen the show.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,268 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 10/8/2007
Twilight CrossOvers reviews
A bunch of different scenarios that would happen if different characters from Twilight entered the stories of different books.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 11/4/2007
Bella and Alice Pass Notes reviews
I know that no one wants to read another notepassing story, but they're so funny and this is a real note, so I had to put it on FanFiction, because it was just that funny. Just Alice and Bella being gangsta'.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Complete
Shoe's reviews
Bella and the gang go swimming, and Alice doesn't know what Bella's shoes look like. This results in a bit of shoetheft. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Complete
Another You reviews
SongFic to Cascada's Another You. After Edward left her in New Moon, Bella keeps a diary directed at Edward.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Complete
Thoughts reviews
Bella thinks about Edward after he left her. Takes place in OctoberDecember New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Complete