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Author has written 13 stories for Harry Potter.


My story Spelled for Self Destruction has been adopted by the lovely Cissa The Bookworm. Here is a link to her version of it, http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2446201/Cissa_The_Bookworm. Once again I am very sorry that I couldn't finish it for you guys. For now I will leave it up on my profile but I may end up removing it completely. Thank you for all the support that you gave me over the years.

~Favourite Quotes of the moment~

"My first girlfriend turned into the moon.
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That's rough buddy."
-
Sokka and Zuko from Avatar the Last Airbender - Book 3 chapter 14

Hard is trying to rebuild yourself, piece by piece, with no instruction book, and no clue as to where all the important bits are supposed to go.
-A Long Way Down, Nick Hornby

We all start out as little fishies in our Daddy's pants and we all end up a Thanksgiving feast for the worms. And in between you've got to find a few good reasons to give a fuck.
-How to Kill a Rock Star, Tiffany DeBartolo

"If you believe that God makes miracles, you have to wonder if Satan has a few up his sleeve..."
-Dexter, Jeff Lindsay (possibly from the TV show)

Life is a disease, sexually transmitted and fatal.
-Neil Gaiman

"When life gives you lemons you squeeze them, hard. Make invisible ink. Make an acid poison. Fling it in their eyes."
-Soon I will be Invincible, Austin Grossman

"As long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll."
-Mick Shrimpton, Spinal Tap

"This pretentious ponderous collection of religious rock psalms is enough to prompt the question, 'What day did the Lord create Spinal Tap, and couldn't he have rested on that day too?"
-Review for Spinal Tap's album "The Gospel According to Spinal Tap"

"You should start a mass debate."
-My padre at a family dinner at BP's

Writing is like prostitution, first you do it for love, then for a few close friends and finally for money.
-Stole it off someone else's profile... Can't remember who's now.

A wee bit about moi...

I'm Haley I adore writing and, like many people here I'm sure, I want to be an author. Also though I want to go into early childhood education to work in a daycare centre. I speak French as well as English so there's the chance that one or two stories in French might crop up amongst my others.

SOMETHINGS NEW AND EXCITING>>>

I have just recently made an account on our beautiful sister site Fictionpress.com! Same penname, do come visit and review ;) in fact here's the link -> http://www.fictionpress.com/u/687265/

I have recently joined a Harry Potter RPG site, the Salem Academy of Magic, here's the link if you want to check it out or join. My name on there is Hali Jarvis. www.salemacademyofmagic.com.

Some really fab books I've read->

Holly Black's books; Tithe, Valiant and Ironside are all extremely well written and thrilling.

Also anything by Scott Westerfeld but especially what was the Uglies, Pretties, Specials trilogy but now has a fourth; Extras.

The Deltora books by Emily Rodda, children's books, but good ones.

Dragonlance books, by many different people but the best are by Tracy Hickman and Margaret Weis

Books by Anne McCaffrey, about dragons and other crazy relations to dragons.

Books by Jonathan Kellerman, murder mysteries, very well written, rather disturbing at times.

The Chronicals of Fearie by O.R.Melling. Fantastic. That's all I can think to say.

The Narnia series by C.S.Lewis, well most of you probably know how great this is(even if just from the movie, but if that's the case you should go read the books!)

Lord of the Rings, an all around fantastic read.

The Seven Sleepers series by Gilbert Morris, the world after a nuclear war.

Pillars of the Earth by Ken Follett, a very good book and so very worth reading.

World Without End, sequel to Pillars of the Earth by Ken Follett. Just as fantastic as the first.

The Stand by Stephen King, pretty sad at times, but fantastic. My favourite of Stephen King's books that I've read.

The Dead Zone by Stephen King, also fantastic but a very sad ending.

'Salem's Lot by Stephen King, the best vampire book I've ever read. (You may notice that Twilight isn't even on the list)

Everything's Eventual by Stephen King, a book of eleven short stories, Lunch at the Gotham Cafe is my favourite but they are all phenomenal, and creepy to S.King-like perfection.

Soon I will be Invincible by Austin Grossman, a look at supervillains and heroes that you are not likely to get anywhere else.

The Dexter series by Jeff Lindsay, absolutely brilliant books and the TV show is very fantastic as well. Kind of dark and creepy though.

I'd say all of Stephen King's novels but I haven't read them all, but I am certain they are all fantastic.

Relating to fanfictions:

My stories have all been revised, save the first chapters of SfSD, I'm hoping to get those done after the last chapter is up... We'll see. I dare say none of them are perfect though I don't feel inclined to weep when I look at any of them so that's a plus. To any of you that have read one of my oneshots before I strongly recommend rereading it now. It will be much better, though I suppose it might just be me that can catch some of the wording that I changed.

In regards to the prompt war I had going with a friend of mine, Moretta. The two I wrote are The Bizarity of One Harry Potter's Life and Glamour Child. The two she wrote are Of Stalkers and Magic Mistletoe and Summer Lovin'. I adore them both and they are very well worth a read. We haven't continued the war in quite some time but I'm hoping that might change soon. As is you should go read the two I wrote and the two she wrote to tide you over until we continue.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

~o~

That's all I can think to tell you for now, I'll add more as it comes to me.

So for now see you all on the flip side ;D (Translation -> when you read my stories)

Review if you feel the urge -sends mind urge your way-


Always remember; you are unique… just like everybody else

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The Undying Fire by Boogum reviews
It all started when an arrow hit the wrong target. Now Zuko must struggle to come to terms with this new and confusing vision of the world; a world where Avatars offer friendship, good and evil is just a blurred line of grey, and ... he can heal?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 201,667 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Zuko, Gaang
An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 72 - Words: 360,492 - Reviews: 14569 - Favs: 9,859 - Follows: 9,492 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
Weary Sovereigns by Wribro reviews
The whole world is empty. The sands of time howl in a storm that deafens them to the sounds of all else. They've gone mad... and have, since then, gone sane. So unshakably, brutally sane that, at times, they wish that madness would come again, if only to take away the sheer cold of the certainty. The certainty that their story will never... ever... end. Time Travel. Cover by Ciber.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,000 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 2/8/2014
Harry Potter and the Marauders of the Mind by Moonsign reviews
Post-DH, Pre-Epilogue. The Wizarding world is slowly recovering, and Hogwarts is re-opened. Harry Potter struggles to become a good DADA teacher, but it’s hard when a large portion of his mind is commandeered by four familiar Marauders. Slash and het.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 130,375 - Reviews: 1645 - Favs: 1,780 - Follows: 2,000 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Harry P.
Against the Moon by Stoplight Delight reviews
The odds were stacked against him: a child from a blended home with no friends, no social skills to speak of, and a terrible secret. Yet slowly Remus Lupin began to realize there was a place for him in the world, if he could find the courage to claim it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 105 - Words: 660,465 - Reviews: 3149 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Times of Trouble by Enigmaticrose4 reviews
Racing through the Department of Mysteries Harry, Hermione, and Neville break the cabinet full of time-turners. Things don't really go as expected for them afterwards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,304 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Harry P., Albus D.
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 8057 - Favs: 4,672 - Follows: 2,919 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Easy as Falling by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM, mostly preslash. Harry really doesn't like the way things are going in the wizarding world right now. But who's going to do something about it? Him, that's who! Or, how Harry became a Benevolently Snarky Dark Lord. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 123,790 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 1,118 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Other Path by Fez8745 reviews
Harry's life up to his eleventh birthday was painful and harsh. Dumped in an abusive home by dead parents, running away from that home to take his life into his own hands and then surviving by his wits and his feet. Then a letter came, and opened a whole new world... An AU fiction with hopefully enough action and comedy to entertain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 400,432 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 99 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Harry P., OC, Draco M., Albus D. - Complete
Over My Dignity by Swiss Army Knife reviews
Sokka and Zuko find that their odd friendship has unanticipated consequences, and both make choices that will effect one another and the new world order.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,737 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Sokka, Zuko, Gaang - Complete
The Color of Dead Grass by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, Harry and various others. Five people who were in love with Harry Potter, or could have been, and their colors of dead grass. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., OC - Complete
Our Own Walls by Swiss Army Knife reviews
Zuko and Sokka undertake a straightforward reconnaissance of a Fire Nation village, but unlikely revelations lurk within the walls.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,143 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Empty Nest by Swiss Army Knife reviews
Hakoda realizes that he lost his children when they became heroes, and he lashes out at the wrong person. What follows is a stern warning.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Sokka, Hakoda, Piandao - Complete
Hide and Seek by Swiss Army Knife reviews
Set after episode 3:12, "The Western Air Temple." The gaang hones their skills playing a game of Hide and Seek, during which Zuko finds that he and Sokka make a surprising effective team.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,016 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Sokka, Zuko, Gaang - Complete
Sleeping Close by Swiss Army Knife reviews
Hakoda witnesses an unusual phenomenon. The gaang has a sleepover and Sokka manages to reforge bonds between the four nations while he's unconscious.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,571 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Sokka, Hakoda, Gaang - Complete
The Darkness Takes Me by xonceinadream reviews
Ever since the final battle Harry saw the shadows. He doesn't know what they're here for until he does.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,364 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/19/2013 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
A Black Stone in a Glass Box by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM. Harry has made a sacrifice to protect the wizarding world. And Draco is determined to undo it if it kills him. After all, he would only die of boredom otherwise. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 82,196 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
From the Ashes by dannyfranx reviews
All Harry ever wanted was a normal life but as struggles with the fall out from the war, losing old friends and making new ones, he realises that normality is just a myth. Warning: Slash. Rated M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 154,875 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
This Worship of an Extinct Fire by Lomonaaeren reviews
DMHP slash. Unspeakable Draco Malfoy has planned for six months to take down Thomas Linwood, a man who's discovered how to convert wizard bodies into pure magic. He thought he was prepared for anything. And then he discovered the missing Harry Potter in Linwood's compound. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,388 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 45 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Art of Eventually by Neverbird reviews
Six years have passed since the end of the war, and Harry and Draco find themselves returning to Hogwarts as professors. Hogwarts students are ruled by hormones, but the teenagers aren't the only ones harboring secret crushes. And they aren't the only ones snogging in the corridors. Harry/Draco. Ron/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,318 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Draco M., Harry P., Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Far Beyond a Promise Kept by oliver.snape reviews
Snape never wanted anyone to know of his promise to Dumbledore, but has realised that he can protect Potter much better by taking a less passive role in the boy's training. Actually liking Harry Potter has never been part of his plan. mentor/guardian.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 140,548 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 1,947 - Follows: 941 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Fun and Perky Warrior's Wolf Tail by Lavanya Six reviews
A storehouse for my various short stories related to AtLA.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 93 - Words: 89,791 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Toph, Suki
To See, to Speak by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. All Draco wants is for things to be the way they used to be, when Harry could hear his name being called, or his friends knocking on the door, or the spells he cast. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Heart's Desire by ZairaAlbereo reviews
SQ to THE PROMISE. Sirius broke out of Azkaban and took Harry. They were found. Now there's a trial. Can he prove his innocence? Will Harry be safe when dark forces are at work? Can Sirius and Remus reconcile? And will their heart's desire be fulfilled?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 214,502 - Reviews: 1318 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Coexistence by darkcyan reviews
AU During his fourth year, Harry begins to feel that something is Not Right. He studies incessantly and when Voldemort is resurrected, he knows of a spell that can get rid of the monster forever . . . unfortunately, there are side-effects . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 155,474 - Reviews: 2021 - Favs: 2,194 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 12/1/2002 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Changelings by 1boo reviews
Before they were Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs, before they formed Hogwarts' own unofficial Werewolf pack, before they became the youngest Animagi ever unknown, before they marched as soldiers in a clandestine and doomed Order, they were boys with secrets and a love for things that glowed in the dark. Remus/Sirius
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,386 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B., Peter P., James P. - Complete
Devoir by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. How many life debts can one person owe? COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,115 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Tales of the Sun by AzarDarkstar reviews
Drabbles. Death is surprisingly pleasant, Aang decides.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,709 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Zuko, Aang, Azula, Sokka
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 2400 - Favs: 2,205 - Follows: 1,611 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
A Giant Among Wizards by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Draco opened a box he shouldn't have opened, and now his magic is growing out of control. Enter former Auror trainee Harry Potter, who's looking for a new career, and interested in helping Draco. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,176 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Conservation of Fame by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry has peace at last under a spell that keeps people from remembering he's the Chosen One, until Malfoy stumbles through his wards, pursued by mysterious enemies. Harry has to help him, and possibly bring his peace crashing down. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,429 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The End of Reckoning by Stoplight Delight reviews
The confrontation did not go according to plan. Suddenly, James found himself staring at the limp body of Remus Lupin, lying in a heap while Sirius tried desperately to stem the flow of blood. Missing Moment from Chapter 49: When the Game's Been Fought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,782 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/28/2012 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
I'll Be Here by Galadriell reviews
It is Harry's second year working as a pediatrician at the Children's Hospital in St. Mungo's. A bloodied note arrives with the words, 'Harry Potter's assistance required'. It is found clutched in the hand of a child. Harry/Draco prompt. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,135 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Things James Potter Didn't Need To See by templeg reviews
Or James Potter and the 'MERLIN'S PANTS, WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING ANY PANTS' James walks in on Remus and Sirius, seventh year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
More Than Manners Will by Stoplight Delight reviews
Missing Moment from 'Against the Moon': in 'Rescue and Reminiscence' while Remus waits in the street, Sirius and James burst into the drawing room at number twelve Grimmauld Place to plead his case. Walburga Black is not impressed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,601 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Second Chance by Galadriell reviews
Dark Army without a leader, a Slytherin without a purpose. Draco Malfoy is but a step away from gaining knowledge hidden in the depths of the Ministry archives. Perhaps Head Auror Harry Potter can lead him right to it. Harry/Draco SLASH! Gore and fluff
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,584 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Real Memory by Enigmaticrose4 reviews
Voldemort strikes and Harry falls. When he comes back to himself he isn't at Kings Cross with Dumbledore. Instead he's at the Dursleys, going to Stonewall High instead of Hogwarts. Why?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 63,566 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
To Make an End by JackieJLH reviews
At first she didn't quite believe her eyes. Severus Snape here, on her doorstep, was so far outside the realm of anything Petunia had ever believed possible that she couldn't fully comprehend what she was seeing for a few seconds. Alternate universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,814 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Petunia D., Severus S. - Complete
There Is Now War in Ba Sing Se by Rebecca Hb reviews
Sequel to "Goldeneye". And the walls came tumbling down.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2011 - OC - Complete
Fighting for Nothing by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
In the end, it wasn't that Regulus realized he was in too deep, or realized the way of the light. His mission was never so noble. It was that Orion and Walburga realized too late who Voldemort really was. Canon-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Regulus B., Orion B. - Complete
How Potter Turned Malfoy Gay by Galadriell reviews
The whole truth and nothing but the truth. And a bit of weirdness. Harry/Draco SLASH! Obviously...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,125 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Letters to Walpurgis by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
1943. AU It was supposed to be Tom Riddle's sixth year at Hogwarts. A few more months then he would 17 and be free of the Muggle World forever. No one expected that he would be drafted. Grindelwald's campaign doesn't seem as righteous as it did before.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 98 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Dennis B. - Complete
Boy Who Lived by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
Not even the birth of her son could compel Merope to continue living after her husband's abandonment, but the green-eyed stranger sitting by her deathbed, cradling her squalling babe, proves to be an unexpected savior. Time Travel. Rare Pair: HarryxMerope
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,745 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 1,897 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Merope G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Learning Experience by Kahuna Burger reviews
Sokka sees an unexpected side of Zuko - his heroic side. As he learns more about the prince, his feelings change from hate to respect to friendship and beyond. First season Zukka, starts around Bato of The Water Tribe and rapidly diverges.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,512 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 11/10/2010 - [Zuko, Sokka] - Complete
Dealbreaker by Rebecca Hb reviews
A year after Song returned from Ba Sing Se, when the leaves were turning orange, a Fire man hauled a Water Tribesman into her clinic.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,285 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Song, Ozai - Complete
A New Year's gift by Kahuna Burger reviews
Sokka is watching a New Year's parade and gets some unexpected company. A random encounter potential friendship sort of fic.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
Y And His Victims by Galadriell reviews
Auror Harry Potter investigates a series of murders committed by Y. He already lost his life to Y. Now, working against time, he will need to stop the killer before another mutilated victim turns up. Harry/Draco SLASH and SLASHER! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,028 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Another option by Kahuna Burger reviews
Sokka is following a warriors' tradition, but Zuko has another option. Third season Zukka.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,057 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - [Zuko, Sokka] - Complete
Boyfriend by Molly Raesly reviews
Potter was going to say that he wasn't my boyfriend. I couldn't let him do that. For the love of Merlin, I could not let him do that. I had to stop him. He couldn't tell her the truth. So I did the only conceivable thing I could think of. I kissed him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 136,472 - Reviews: 2459 - Favs: 4,600 - Follows: 1,029 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Wisdom of War by LindenMae reviews
Fusion of Greek Myth and ATLA canon. The Fire Nation and the Water Tribes have been at war for 100 years and the goddess of discord would see it last for 100 more. Longer, better summary inside. Slash, violence, canon character death, Azula.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,185 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Things Unsaid by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
The last words of each departed Harry Potter character, if only they could have been said.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 2476 - Favs: 1,935 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
The Problem With Zuko by AvocadoLove reviews
When Prince Lu Ten returns with the Avatar and his Water Tribe companions in chains, Zuko is put in charge of their imprisonment. But things are not what they seem, both with the child Avatar and his own family. And soon, he will have a decision to make.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,298 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 124 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Zuko - Complete
Lost Legacy by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
In a world where Regulus escapes the inferi only to be caught by the Ministry, and is sentenced to death by Dementors' Kiss. The day before Regulus dies, he has a last request. But Sirius has closed his ears, and the future remains unchanged. Slightly AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Regulus B., Sirius B. - Complete
Just Sex (& podfic) by picascribit reviews
1979: Remus has secretly been in love with Sirius for years. When Sirius suggests a one night stand, Remus isn't sure at first that he wants to risk their friendship, even if it means a night with the lover he desperately wants. One of my few R/S fics that is not compatible with ACOC. Edited July 2014, podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,324 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/2/2010 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] James P. - Complete
A Grand Tour by toomanypickles reviews
Some years after the war, Sokka and Toph, tired of their everyday lives, decide to travel the world together, looking for adventure.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 34,099 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Toph, Sokka - Complete
Metamorphosis by Abraxas Qlippoth reviews
A series of drabbles based on an AU/AR take of Sokka/Zuko. Set in the West, Zuko is the son of a rancher and Sokka is the Indian he falls in love with, lots of angst and yaoi ensue.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Assimilation by Rebecca Hb reviews
AU: Mai's father argues to the Firelord that the Water Tribesmen can be educated and made into proper sorts of people. So Azulon sees he gets a boy to prove this on. Warning: dark themes about cultural erasure.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Sokka, Mai - Complete
The Apple Falls Far by AvocadoLove reviews
AU past S1 The Storm. A warrior is stoic. A prisoner deserves no mercy. Sokka never questioned these rules... until now.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,168 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 63 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Scarlet and Black by Vathara reviews
Zuko lost much more than an Agni Kai... AU tag to episode 2.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 233 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Nothing's Gonna Change My World by Roach Patrol reviews
Nine times Aang didn't come out of the ice, and then one time he did.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Aang, Appa - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 1756 - Favs: 2,952 - Follows: 2,040 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Between Ruin and Salvation by ms. commas and ampersands reviews
It was only one second. One second when Remus stared at the rigid body of his last best friend falling through the veil. One second when he heard James's son too late, when he wasn't fast enough to catch him. Then Harry ran through the veil.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,271 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 9/8/2009 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Luna L., Sirius B.] - Complete
The Promise by ZairaAlbereo reviews
Eight years ago Sirius Black made a promise. Now he is in Azkaban, trying to hold on to the remains of his sanity. But then something happens to Harry and Sirius wakes up. Two scarred souls - or three? What does it take for them to heal?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 104,618 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Theft Absolute by Vathara reviews
Because anybody who could break into the North Pole has to have thought theft through better than that.... AU bit of "The Cave of Two Lovers".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 84 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Where Does It Keep Its Brain? by Sarah1281 reviews
What if, instead of going back for Ginny's diary, Arthur decided to owl it to her? What if he discovered it wrote back? What if he took this knowledge to Moody and Dumbledore? The Chamber of Secrets has NOT been opened. Enemies of the heir, rejoice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 87 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Arthur W. - Complete
Sexual Dimorphism by Juxtaposie reviews
or Five Times Sokka Acceded Victory. Five moments every couple must face. Sokka wants to stick to tradition. Unfortunately, so does Suki. Post-series, speculation, spoiler-free? meaning I myself have been unspoiled and therefore cannot spoil anyone else
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,986 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Sokka, Suki - Complete
I Am Also Thy Brother by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU, part 7 of Sacrifices. In the wake of death and disaster, Harry struggles to be everything he is: leader, lover, son, and brother. Yet what will survive the War diminishes every day he does not find and destroy a Horcrux.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 107 - Words: 543,467 - Reviews: 1299 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Song In Time of Revolution by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU of HBP, HPDM slash. Revolution is never an easy choice—and worse when you’re trying to respect the free will of everyone, wizard and magical creature alike. Prophecy and politics and the Ministry... Harry doesn’t need any more complications.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 124 - Words: 709,580 - Reviews: 1631 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 10/4/2006 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Wind That Shakes the Seas and Stars by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU of OoTP, Slytherin!Harry, HPDM slash. Snape begins the year with a mistake that sets his ward against him. Now Harry is using all his own considerable cunning to ride out the multiple storms, even as the Second War goes into motion. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 125 - Words: 786,063 - Reviews: 4157 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Comes Out of Darkness Morn by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU of PoA, Slytherin!Harry. Harry struggles to rebuild himself after the shattering events of his second year. He will finally learn the truths he needs to know...but they're hardly going to be pleasant ones. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 278,941 - Reviews: 3794 - Favs: 2,151 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Can We Keep Him? by Kit Spooner reviews
Three snowgulls, two tiger seals, one penguin and a Fire Nation Prince. The trials of Sokka. [complete, no pairings]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Sokka, Katara - Complete
No Mouth But Some Serpent's by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU of CoS, Slytherin!Harry. Harry goes back to Hogwarts, determined to protect his brother Connor, the BoyWhoLived, and stay in the shadows. But last year two people learned the truth about Harry... and this year, two more will. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 169,197 - Reviews: 2563 - Favs: 2,343 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Spelled for Self Destruction reviews
Harry is deeply troubled, and no one understands his odd behavior. Dumbledore plans a seventh year camping trip for the teens, in hopes of building Harry's self esteem and finding the truth about his depression. HPDM slash *ON HIATUS*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,640 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Roadside Rivers reviews
A sketch of Harry as he grows from a happy, carefree child to the nervous, unsure eleven year old we all know and love.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Tell me of mermaids, dragons and exciting things reviews
Luna sits by the lakeside waiting, something changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Luna L. - Complete
The Beautiful Letdown reviews
A tale of unrequited love. No specified pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Complete
Le Ciel Blue reviews
French version of blue skies. Harry réfléchit sur tous les malheurs de son vie, et comment il peut tous les lier à la malédiction du ciel bleu.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
God I love Christmas reviews
Harry's friends are leaving for Christmas and he is to spend it alone. Instead though he spends some time with another person left alone this break. The two of them discover some previously unnoticed similarities after spending some time together. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,962 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Glamour Child reviews
Harry's friends are all worried about him, he's been acting... odd lately. Odd as in like our very favorite Potions Master, now why would that be? Fourth story in my prompt war with Moretta, second one by me.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,636 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Never Good Enough reviews
I was never good enough in Father’s eyes. I was supposed to be perfect, perfect like he was perfect. Perfect in a way that made people hate you. drug abuse, drinking, selfharm, character death
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Draco M. - Complete
The Bizarrity of one Harry Potter's Life reviews
Harry's life has turned very bizarre lately... well more so then usual. Pansy is dressed in Gryffindor colours, Professor Snape is giving points to Harry, and Draco can't take his eyes off the poor saviour. And that's just the Slytherins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Blue Skies reviews
Harry reflects on all the misfortunes of his life, and how he can link all of it back to the curse of blue skies. Character death
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Purpose of a Pointless War reviews
Harry in the midst of war and what he thinks of it all. Rated T for blood, violence and death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
I Win reviews
Everything was always a competition between the two of us. Neither one of us willing to admit defeat, until the end. One time was all that was needed to declare me the winner. Character death and some angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ironic isn't it? reviews
...only I knew that the greatest gift anyone could ever give him was to let him die... suicide, depression, self harm, character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete