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Joined 09-21-07, id: 1381190, Profile Updated: 10-26-09
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter.

Hi everyone!

I really enjoy writing fanfictions and I hope you will take the time to read and hopefully enjoy what I write.

The ONLY thing you will EVER see me write fanfictions for is Harry Potter because it's the AWESOMEST EVER! lol

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!
This is so weird because August 27th is my birthday... :O

I spent like 20 minutes reading this quiz on BrainChild212's profile then I was like, eh, I'll make other people sit here and read it on my profile.

Name: ...

Gender: Girl

Birthday: August 27

Age: 14

College: I dunno...

Siblings: nope

Interests: Reading, Writing, Writing Fanfictions, Reading Fanfictions, sheep

What was the last book you read? To Kill a Mockingbird

What's on your T.V right now? The T.V. is off at the moment...

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say? My mom... and i don't remember...

Where are you? at home.

What was the last thing you ate? Froot Loops :)

What was the last thing you thought? The last thing I thought was "What was the last thing you thought" as I read that question.

You now have a million dollars. What do you do? Buy a laptop. And a dog.

Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it? The mouse.

What are you eating/drinking right now? nothing.

What are you writing RIGHT NOW? I'm not writing anything. I'm typing. :)

Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 18 and find line nine. What is it? ...in Maycomb, that he'd never seen such scary folks as the...

What are your thoughts on writing? A good way to express yourself.

How tall are you? umm... 5 foot 4 inches... Maybe?

What book are you currently reading? Vanishing Acts by Jodi Picoult

What music are you listening to? I was listening to So Long Astoria by The Ataris

What was the last website you visited before fan fiction? gmail.com

What was the last thing you cooked? an egg yesterday

What color are the walls of the room you are in? White

Do you know who the governor of your state is? Umm... No...

Ketchup or Mustard? Mustard

How many different programs are on your computer right now? 3

Have you ever been water-skiing? No

What is the weather like? Cold :(

Are you going an vacation this summer and where? I don't know... that's like a year away yet.

Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? I don't even own a globe.

Find a book. Turn to page 53, line 3, word, 6. What is it? note

What can you hear right now? The keyboard as I type.

Have a conversation with the closest living thing besides yourself: The plants aren't being very talkative today...

Turn the TV on. What show is it? Im sitting down by the computer. I'm not going to go turn on the tv

Type your name with your elbow: aqaqhyolew76y woah...

Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Open your eyes. What do you see? The wall.

What's your favorite article of clothing? do flip-flops count?

Who is the most special person to you? ... :)

What's your favorite childhood memory? when my friend convinced me that flavored water was flavored with deoderant... lol

Scariest moment of your life? i can't think of that either

What is your favourite month in the summer? August. My BIRTHDAY!

What's your favourite number? 505

What does your username mean? I really don't know... I used to call my cousins exboyfriend cheeseface...

What is your favourite Disney movie? Finding Nemo... but thats pixar... Lion King?

What made you smile today? Blausey in homebase. and Damen... :)

Last thing you said out loud? Does singing count as saying things out loud? In that case the lyrics to So Long Astoria.

Last rainbow you saw? um...

Do you want a hair cut? No. well yes but i want to grow it out and donate it.

Are you musically inclined? I can play a trumpet...

Have you ever been in a fight? not like hitting punching. But like screaming yelling yes.

Country: U.S.

Sex: Female

Sports: Cheerleading

Occupations: School

Age: 14

Favorite word (at the moment): hey-o :)

Most used word (at the moment): lol

Word that I have stolen from a movie: um...

Favorite line from a movie: "Of course! Everything in this room is eatible. Even I'm eatible. But that, my dear children, is canibalism and is in fact frowned upon in most societies

Something unique: ME! Lol

Something I hate: Shorthand and poor grammer.

Favorite Action movie: um...

Favorite Comedy movie: The Hangover

Songs i like: Dirty Little Secret, Rooftops and Bohemian Rhapsody!

Favorite animal: sheep :)

Think of a random phrase. what is it? go digest a catfish (love you Jessica!)

Go on iTunes and pick the first song you see. American Idiot by Green Day

Which way are you looking right now, North, south, east or west: East

Rubber ducky or pink platypus? Rubber Ducky

Think of any Chuck Norris joke, what is it? I don't know any

Are you a vegitarian or a meat eater? I am an omnivore

Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? Air

What is the last thing you watched on TV? something about horses last night... i wasn't really paying attention though.

Without looking, guess what time it is: 4:08

Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 4:32... i was way off...

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? The Grandfather clock ticking.

When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Coming home from school

Before you started this survey, what did you look at? science fair forms

What are you wearing? clothes...

Did you dream last night? yeah :)

When did you last laugh? Earlier today when Blausey was acting high in homebase from his flu meds...

What is on the walls of the room you are in? a calender and a clock.

Seen anything weird lately? yes.

What do you think of this quiz? it's amusing

What is the last film you saw?Miss Congenality in jazz band one day.

If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? nothing. I would donate it.

Tell me something about you that I don't know: I don't know what you know...

If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? make everybody speak one language (like latin) and make everyone believe that GLOBAL WARMING DOES NOT EXIST!

Do you want to dance? I decided I should not be allowed to dance. Bad things happen... lol

Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Johanna

Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Noah

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Started With a Kiss by bookworm1993 reviews
Lavender and Parvarti have been teasing Hermione constantly about how she'd never been kissed or even had a boyfriend. After calling Hermione a prude one day, Lavender dares Hermione to kiss the next person that enters the hall. 5th year has started!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,333 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 1,048 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Hermione G., Cedric D.
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,235 - Reviews: 5004 - Favs: 7,134 - Follows: 2,890 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Shadowed Lives by Meltha reviews
Sixteenth chapter finally added! At long last, Draco and Hermione give Lavender and Parvati a taste of their own medicine.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,142 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
If It Kills Me by Hidge reviews
Hermione has returned to Hogwarts for her 7th year but things have changed since the fall of Voldemort, including Malfoy. The relationship that develops between her and Malfoy is one that she would have never expected, and one that complicates everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 101,253 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 1,347 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
My best friend's brother by Moonstruck Vamp reviews
Alternative Universe! Ron is dating Lavender but he can't stand it that Hermione is alone. He decides to try and hook Hermione up with Fred. Soon everything becomes a chaos from which nobody can escape... Couples are Hermy/Fred, Lav/Ron, Ginny/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,372 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Fred W., Hermione G.
Same Colour, Different Weasley by tannersnemo reviews
Red hair and freckles that usually cause her muscles to tense, change into red hair and freckles that put her at ease when Ginny intervenes after finding out of her older brother's abusive ways. Expect femslash! HermionexGin. Chpt 12 UP! Rating rise to M!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,987 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Ginny W., Hermione G.
Memoirs of a Muggle Born by Resa13 reviews
As Hermione Granger gets older she thinks about what's really important in life, and decides to write her story so she will be remember. It's a story about danger, adventure, and passion, but most importantly it is a story about the love that defined her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 144,358 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Hermione G.
Just a Glimpse by NJ Coffee Queen reviews
Fred offers Hermione the chance to see the future through his latest product. What will she discover? R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,959 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Fireworks by WeasleyForMe reviews
When Hermione interrupts a prank, George's temperature goes through the roof! Hermione/George
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
No Sound But The Wind by abovetheserpentine reviews
AU. One evening, Hermione meets a man in a deserted London apartment building. He leaves her speechless, but she never learnt his name. She must look for him... or lose him forever. CDHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,490 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Hermione G., Cedric D. - Complete
Foreign Territories by cr8vgrl reviews
“Do you even know what mascara is, darling?” Fred teased her. “Yes, I believe that it’s somewhere close to Africa, right?” she mocked. He rolled his eyes. "That's Madagascar." She shrugged. "Same difference. They're both foreign territories to me."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,872 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Text From Your Enemy by Sister to the Dark Lord reviews
There is a prophecy concerning Draco and Hermione. Time is running out. Dumbledore has an idea to help the two gain trust in each other through text messaging. SlightlyAU DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,592 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Blurring the Lines by Ciara in cotton socks reviews
Twilight/Harry Potter crossover. The Cullens and Jacob go to Hogwarts to protect it from Voldemort and become witches and wizards. Better summary inside, please read if you like Twilight or Harry Potter or BOTH, like me! IT'S FINALLY COMPLETE!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,650 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Complete
The First Warrior by HisWarrior reviews
She has given her word to keep them safe. But would she go as far as to give up her life? And what does Aslan have planned for her when it is all done? A look into the life of Narnia's first warrior!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 29 - Words: 78,756 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Aslan - Complete
Stuck in the Bathroom by FlamingToads reviews
Really, is there anymore to say? But I guess I'll write more for the people who need a summary even if this is a short story. Severus and Minerva are trapped in Albus's bathroom. Random idea!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Return to Hogwarts by Vance McGill reviews
PostDeathly Hallows, PreEpilogue fanfiction. Harry, Ron and Hermione return to Hogwarts, which is slowly being reconstructed after the Battle at Hogwarts. Rest of Summary inside. DH SPOILERS! COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 272,957 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
All Is Well by sunshinexxohh reviews
A new mystery unfolds as the next generation of Potters and Weasleys attend Hogwarts. A tragedy involving a certain red head deepens the mystery. Can Harry and the old gang fix it before it's too late? Better than it sounds, trust me.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 25,074 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 7/27/2007
Beneath Your Window by Crookshanks.x reviews
Hermione finds her life in turmoil and decides that the best move is to run from it all. To her surprise, she's not the only one running from life. DHr fic, Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,471 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
His Mother's Son by Sthrissa reviews
Snape's thoughts during Harry Potter's Sorting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Regret to Belong by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Trapped between the Muggle and Magic world, Hermione has never felt like she belonged. A painful childhood & recent divorce confirms her feelings. Draco wants to help her see that she does belong, in both places, and also to him. Nominated fiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 105,392 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 2/21/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas, Granger by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Hermione feels like a scrooge this year, and doesn't even care about Christmas, but will someone make her Christmas wish come true? Draco wants her to be his Christmas wish, and let's face it, Draco Malfoy always gets what he wants.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,765 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
George Weasley and the Stone of Resurrection by readysetsmile reviews
DH Spoilers! Venturing into an unknown realm of family history and magic, George knows what's at stake: the business, family, and even maybe a new love. Lead by mysterious dreams, George knows that what he seeks to bring back is worth the risk...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,635 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 7/22/2007 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
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Love: What a Suprise reviews
Draco Malfoy is in love with the one girl he shouldn't be. What he tells his friends was a drunken mistake, was really the best thing he ever did. And, what if she liked it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,830 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Leaving Everything reviews
COMEPLETE! Hermione gets pregnant but Ron won't be a part of it. She will do everything to make sure her baby has a father but will it be worth it? This is the same story but i accidently deleted the other one........
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,954 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Beach of Lonliness reviews
Hermione is dealing with a lot of grief and pain during the war. She retreats to her favorite place she would go to when she was growing up. Originally not harry potter characters. PLEASE R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
My Red Haired Angel reviews
Ginny isn't normal. She hates herself and thinks no one can ever love her, but Harry does. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,086 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Slap reviews
Remember when Hermione slapped Draco back in 3rd year? Well has anyone ever wondered if there was another reason why she did it? Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Now That He's Gone reviews
The war is over and now that Voldemort is dead, Harry feels useless. This is just some of his thoughts after the war. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
All I Ever Wanted Was You reviews
Ginny's suicide letter to Hermione. It came to me randomly one night when I was thinking of fanfic ideas. So sorry if its really random cuz it probably is....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Ginny W., Hermione G. - Complete