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Embrace Your Shadow by Dearest Shay reviews
Agent Anastasia Steele, has a major investment in her current assignment: to find out what happened to her mother 10 years ago. Willing to risk her body, her freedom, and any slim chance of maintaining an ounce of purity, Ana will uncover what darkness lurks under the sands from behind the heel of a chaotic and cruel billionaire. AU. Heavy CONSENSNUAL BDSM.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,672 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 8/19 - Published: 10/2/2020 - Christian G., Anastasia S.
Hindsight by floorcoaster reviews
It's a New Year and Hermione decides it's time for some changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 175,283 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 12/30/2020 - Published: 1/31/2020 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
In the Heat by longdistance reviews
A chance meeting at a Paris hotel. A past misunderstanding. Her lips, his heart, and something more. *One shot*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,743 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 100 - Published: 8/7/2020 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Lemon Drizzle by givingthisatry reviews
A collection of short, Dramione Lemon and Lime one shots. This is rated M and should be read with that in mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,594 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 7/21/2020 - Published: 6/10/2019 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Three Nights by xxLucindaxx reviews
The Weasley twins' newest business venture puts Hermione face to face with a man she hasn't seen in nearly a decade. And what he's offering is hard to pass up - three nights of fulfilling her wildest fantasies with no strings attached. Funny thing about strings, though, is that they tend to get tangled. 3-shot, mostly PWP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,572 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 6/30/2020 - Published: 4/26/2020 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Dinner Party and other Tales by givingthisatry reviews
An assortment of M rated Dramione one-shots I intend to update regularly. An exploration of tropes, random ideas and spin offs from my other multi-chapter fics. Some dark, some fluff... some in between. Open to requests and challenges as they come up. More details inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 216,125 - Reviews: 1233 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 6/29/2020 - Published: 11/7/2017 - Hermione G., Draco M., Lucius M.
Little Bites by RZZMG reviews
Some girls got hearts and love and body positivity, and an everlasting supply of chocolates. Some girls got…Quidditch tickets. Hermione Granger's about to meet the temptation of her life: a man who wants to give her all of the above. Dramione/Draco x Hermione. Romantic comedy. 2019 Dramione-Duet Fest entry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,420 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 3/12/2020 - Published: 2/8/2020 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dragon Whiskers by sarenia reviews
"Do you think this is my notion of how I'd like to spend winter solstice? Maybe even Christmas week? I'm as delighted as you are!" Dragons, adult!Dramione, bed-sharing; Written for D/Hr Advent 2019; COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,560 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/29/2019 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
The Wedding of the Year by DragonLady37 reviews
"Granger," he said, his voice low. "Think we can make it all the way down the aisle without killing each other?" He smirked, his tone of voice playful. He offered her his arm, and she took it, somehow feeling a bit more at ease. "I give it a 50% possibility," she said, and he chuckled. "If nothing else, it'll make a good show, yeah?" / Dramione, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,893 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 78 - Published: 12/7/2019 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Ron W., Daphne G.] - Complete
Vacation, All I Ever Wanted by DragonLady37 reviews
"He's cheating on me," Hermione said as her fingers gripped the fabric of his tee shirt. "Ron. Ron's cheating on me." Saying it out loud was strange. The words were true, she knew, but they felt like lies. Like some awful story. / Dramione, EWE, M for language and Content in Epilogue
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,546 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 7/16/2019 - Published: 7/10/2019 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Harry P., Pansy P.] - Complete
Against The Book Shelves by xxLucindaxx reviews
Who knows what's really going on in the Restricted Section anyway? Lemons. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 2/23/2019 - Published: 7/29/2018 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Saturday Night by sarenia reviews
"Malfoy," she seethed, "why in Merlin's name is our common room full of penguins?" A gift for the lovely I was BOTWP. Dramione, crack!fic. Also, penguins. Seriously, this is just hilarious crack. Read at your own risk ;).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/11/2019 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Purgatory by sweetserenity62 reviews
When Hermione is assigned to the Department of Extraneous Papers as a punishment, she discovers her new colleague is Draco Malfoy. The two of them hatch a scheme that sends the Ministry into chaos over Christmas. Luckily, their office is a magic-free bunker in the basements of the Ministry, where they can hide from the outside world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,321 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/19/2019 - Published: 12/15/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Glowing Embers by sarenia reviews
The thirst for knowledge is a curious thing. It will bring enlightenment, but sometimes, with a little luck, it will bring so much more. Dramione, Samhain rites. A gift to the amazing HeartOfAspen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,320 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 59 - Published: 10/15/2018 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Narcissa M. - Complete
Amnesia by MrsRen reviews
Written for the Facebook group Dramione Fanfiction Writers' Troping Thursday segment. Prompt: Amnesia. Following a nasty fall from his broom during a quidditch match, Draco Malfoy doesn't remember much. Except that he's fairly certain Hermione Granger is his girlfriend. After being told, by her no less, that she is not, there's only one option. [ONESHOT]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 90 - Published: 6/6/2018 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Testing Limits by geoblock reviews
Hermione is late to work, and Draco comes up with a creative punishment. One-shot. More detailed summary within!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,451 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 59 - Published: 7/13/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Sparring Session by xxLucindaxx reviews
Draco's training Hermione at one of the Order's locations, but things get a little hotter than usual. Dramione. Lemon. Fluffy-fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 100 - Published: 7/10/2017 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Bad Self Portraits by attica reviews
"You want to know why?" he growled, his eyes burning with feeling. She'd almost forgotten how he had this uncanny ability to rest his entire existence in his stare. How powerful it felt, that something so simple as the way someone looked at you could cut you open. D/Hr, one-shot. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,757 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 93 - Published: 4/9/2017 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Matched by longdistance reviews
The wizarding community has not quite bounced back in terms of numbers since the end of the war. Desperate times call for desperate measures and a Marriage Law is enacted by the Ministry. Hermione isn't even dating anyone, let alone ready to be someone's wife. Draco has a secret that he'd rather not share. Odd couples are made and they have a year to figure it all out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 117,843 - Reviews: 995 - Favs: 4,732 - Follows: 1,873 - Updated: 2/9/2017 - Published: 12/15/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Hermione Granger's Guide to Dazzling Your Colleagues by attica reviews
The year mysterious eggnog is served at a Ministry Christmas party, Hermione Granger finally stops thinking and starts doing. Draco/Hermione. One-shot. Complete! Written for D/Hr Advent 2016.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,166 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 51 - Published: 12/23/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
What is Happening? by RavieSnake reviews
She was simply sitting next to him. On a couch at a party. And he just put his hand on her leg. EWE. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/4/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Caught by a Cosmopolitan by Noppoh reviews
ONE-SHOT As Hermione is leaving a muggle cocktail bar a drunkard starts harassing her. To her surprise Draco Malfoy comes to the rescue. How will the evening turn out? Rated M for adult content. smut HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,278 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/27/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Operation Time Lord by CarmineDuvale reviews
Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger are sent back in time to retrieve a precious artefact from a long since lost place. Things don't go as planned. Obviously. ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,770 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/10/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Blaise Zabini and the Difficulty of Existing by starkidsftw reviews
Draco Malfoy was in love with Hermione Granger. He didn't know it. She didn't know it. But Blaise Zabini, boy did he ever know it. 7th Year Dramione AU from Blaise's perspective.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,962 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 2,158 - Follows: 422 - Published: 12/29/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Blaise Z. - Complete
In It to Win It by RavieSnake reviews
Draco really wants to win the annual Halloween costume contest at the Leaky Cauldron. He thinks he's got a winning idea, but then Harry shows up in an equally amusing costume. Will either win? Post Hogwarts. EWE. Oneshot. Draco/Hermione, Harry/Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 47 - Published: 10/31/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Dance Lessons by xxLucindaxx reviews
Over a series of dance lessons Draco and Hermione realize that the war changed a lot - including them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,831 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 56 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Out of Mind by galfoy reviews
By all appearances, Hermione Granger runs a successful bookshop, lives a happy life, and wants for nothing. However, when a person from her past starts asking uncomfortable questions, Hermione realizes that things are never as they appear.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,494 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 2,177 - Follows: 348 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
With Teeth by provocative envy reviews
ONE-SHOT: Albus Dumbledore had been wrong about Voldemort's horcruxes. There had never been just seven—or eight, technically, if Harry's scar was being counted. There had been seven hundred and seventy-seven. HG/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,736 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 160 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
June Fifth by ScarlettSunshine reviews
Oneshot. Draco doesn't need, nor want, to celebrate his birthday. "June fifth…" Hermione frowned. "That's today." "Ten points to Gryffindor," he drawled. "Um…Happy birthday," she offered lamely. "Thanks." His tone was clipped. "Do...what're your plans?" she asked. "Well, lunch once you get the hell out of my office."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,352 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 70 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
bitter sweet by provocative envy reviews
COMPLETE: When I finally came, it felt as if I had been flayed open, spine exposed, a cachet of fireworks set off in half-second increments along my vertebrae as he murmured my name so reverently I could not help but think that there must be some magic to it, to me, to him. HG/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,746 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Behind the Veil by 24green.roses reviews
A year ago, Draco left Hermione's life. Now, under a completely calculated set of circumstances, their two fates are once again entwined, forcing her to confront all the misunderstandings surrounding their breakup. But she soon realizes that perhaps everything was best left behind the veil.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 67,440 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Clear The Counter by Draconian Scribe reviews
Draco and Hermione love each other. Really. Who cares if they argue all the time? Isn't that what couples do? They fight like cats and dogs, nag like hens, and shag like rabbits! Hell, they might as well use that counter for something... WARNING: MATURE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,232 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Malaria Visions by galfoy reviews
Hermione has a series of vivid dreams about Draco Malfoy after taking anti-malarial medication. Can she reconcile the real Draco with the one she sees when she sleeps?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,851 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 2,263 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Missed Connections by UnseenLibrarian reviews
After a pleasant autumnal trip to Diagon Alley with her friends, a Missed Connection describing Hermione appears in the Daily Prophet's Personals column. Who could have left it? Hermione's mad with curiosity, but the identity of the sender remains a mystery. Harry knows, but wild hippogriffs couldn't drag it out of him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,625 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 84 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Flatmate by attica reviews
After the Ministry seizes all of Draco Malfoy's possessions - including his beloved Malfoy Manor - he takes up drinking and finds himself taking up temporary residence at Hermione Granger's flat in Wizarding London. But what neither of them expect is that a lot can happen in 139 days in such close quarters - even the impossible. DHr. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 44,030 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Stop Shaking The Table by Catching A Common Cold reviews
"Stop shaking the table." "No." "Why not?" "Because if I stop shaking the table then I will just end up shaking the Weasel instead."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Candy Cane Kisses by frostykitten reviews
Draco hated candy canes. While most would assume that he hated them on principle for their whimsical, festive nature, this was not the true reason. No, the true reason was walking beside him, absently running the candy over her lips before licking it off.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,515 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 97 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Kitty Conundrum by Emertheawesome reviews
Draco's Christmas present this year is a little unexpected, to say the least. For DHrAdvent 2011.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Devil's Secretary by frostykitten reviews
Malfoy ran his eyes over her from foot to hair. "I told her big breasts," he muttered irritably before putting his head back down on the desk, looking entirely uninterested and hungover. Hermione added sexual harassment to the growing list against him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,303 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 2,393 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
CATaclysm by LifesADarkArt reviews
Sequel to CATastrophe. Hermione finds her Animagus cat self in another predicament with Draco. had a lot of requests for this so here you go. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,219 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 77 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
CATastrophe by LifesADarkArt reviews
ONE SHOT! When Hermione chose to become a cat as her animagus form, she never thought that on her first outing, she'd be mistaken for a stray and taken home by Malfoy. How will she escape his house and embarrassment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,858 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Skeleton in the Closet by Geeky-DMHG-Fan reviews
The skeleton in the closet. Everyone has one. What's Hermione Granger's? Three-Shot. Post-Hogwarts, EWE. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,773 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Proper Expression of Gratitude by greenschist reviews
Never again will Hermione leave Draco alone with a stack of blank cards and their address book.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,740 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 133 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Smolder by Emertheawesome reviews
A dress. A ball. A man. A woman. Thank Merlin there's no time limit in this fairytale.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,034 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Day Draco Malfoy Lost Something Very Important by frostykitten reviews
Draco wasn't supposed to go into that room, he knew that. But, like a child drawn to a shiny object, he'd been unable to resist. He stretched his legs out straight and pulled back the waistband of his pants to peek inside. Still gone. This was bad.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 101 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Curiouser and Curiouser by Geeky-DMHG-Fan reviews
After two years of Malfoy-free living, Hermione runs into her old classmate. Post-Hogwarts, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,243 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 124 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
To Imagine by Bubbles.xox reviews
Bella thought she would get something different, finally. However, Edward is extremely reluctant ... will he ever conform to her ideas? All-human. Graphic lemons galore; be warned.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,759 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Snape's New Obsession by Glalie773 reviews
Severus finds himself obsessing over our favorite Head Couple. Will Draco and Hermione get together at the end, with Snape's help or not?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 69 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Something More by Summer Leah reviews
Edward and Bella are dating, but both want something more out of their sex life. LEMONY SMUT! AH, OOC, dominant Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,780 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Edward, Bella
Road Buddy by floorcoaster reviews
I was walking along, minding my business, when out of the orange-coloured sky… Flash! Bam! Alakazam! Wonderful you came by…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,014 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Illuminated by secretdiary reviews
Sequel to Blindsided. *Yeah, you heard me!* ...He knew it was her. Just what was he going to do about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,394 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 3,618 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Blindsided by secretdiary reviews
ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 1225 - Favs: 5,970 - Follows: 947 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Friday Night and Quidditch Delight by Crookshanks.x reviews
Ron has decided that Friday night is to be spent in the worst possible way Hermione can imagine. But what on earth is Draco Malfoy doing at the Museum of Quidditch?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,276 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 91 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Mischief Managed by Vashka reviews
Crazy things happen sometimes. Like utter Bedlam. Like learning how to fly a broom without dying. Like sudden verbal diarrhea. Like taking a chance. Like love. WINNER of Best Comedy at the Dramione Awards!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,036 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
It's Gruesome That Someone So Handsome Should Care by spadul reviews
A story which details just exactly what desperation will drive Hermione Granger to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,761 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
How Hermione Granger Got Her Ring by drcjsnider reviews
Hermione lifted up her ringless left hand and waved her fingers in front of him. Comprehension finally dawned on Draco's face. You want to get engaged? he asked astounded. Bingo! A postwar fic. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,000 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,233 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
101 Ways to Woo Hermione Granger by KatDiva reviews
Draco attempts to woo and win back a relunctant Hermione via OWL messages in time for Valentine's Day.ONE SHOT Challenge Fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 89 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ennead by Philyra912 reviews
Oneshot Nine moments in the lives of Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger. Tie in a little mythology, sprinkle with angst and romance, and step back. 8/15/08: CURRENTLY NOMINATED AT THE QUIBBLER AWARDS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,831 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 1,282 - Follows: 143 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Letter from a Wrathful Draco by Londra reviews
Contains DHr. I don’t know why you are doing all this to me, but I do not appreciate it. Let’s get this straight before people actually get mixed up about who the hell I am. Draco's letter expressing his wrath to almost everything written about him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Ultimate Cliché, The Impossible Love by Londra reviews
Don't you just hate clichés. Personally, I do. That's why this story exists. I took a DMHG cliché in my hands, and sadistically added notes to make it tremendously funny. Author mistakes and plot holes. Teasing ridiculous clichés. Parody. Humour. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/11/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete