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Thanks to everyone who has or intends to post their had work for everyone to enjoy. I found this site by following several of the prolific posters on Twisting the Hellmouth. In just the short time I have been reading before becoming a member my horizons have been expanded and I'm looking forward to seeing even more.

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Deadpool's Fun by Fairywm reviews
Deadpool drops in on eleven-year-old Harry Potter with an offer. He makes Harry a super soldier and hangs around for the chaos. crack fic
Crossover - Harry Potter & Marvel - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,534 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 1h - Published: 9/29/2020 - Harry P., W. Wilson/Deadpool
Sons and Daughters of Sineya by dogbertcarroll reviews
Buffy and Willow followed Xander through a wardrobe into a world of magic and wonder, the only thing it lacked was warm water.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 65,249 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 1,612 - Follows: 1,436 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 5/16/2020 - Xander H., Buffy S., Willow R.
A Life Given—A Life Lived by lateVMlover reviews
Spoilers for Avengers Endgame. What would happen if the Black Widow didn't stay dead after getting the Soul Stones in Avengers Endgame? Natasha is transported to the Buffy universe just in time to save the life of a slayer's sister. How would things turn out for Buffy and company if Natasha is there to guide and help them?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,185 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 10/17/2019 - Buffy S., Dawn S., R. Giles, Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
With Sprinkles by dogbertcarroll reviews
Instant death or being granted a wish by a certain demon lord, decisions, decisions, decisions. Xander Harris makes an incautious wish and now has to deal with the consequences. Not exactly the road trip he was planning on taking, but there certainly is a lot of sights to see.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 80,937 - Reviews: 1743 - Favs: 2,575 - Follows: 2,527 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 4/13/2017 - Xander H.
Back At Ya by Fairywm reviews
With one simple wish to a vengeance demon and Harry gets some of his own back. Response to Scott the Wanderer's challenge, When Harry met Hallie!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,142 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,913 - Follows: 950 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 6/27/2015 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Halfrek - Complete
Birdshot by BeepKeeper reviews
Harry's exceptional summer between third and fourth years at Hogwarts begins with revising the goblin wars and figuring out how to get help from trusted adults. He spends time in the sunshine and thinks about his runic arrays and cartouche. The summer gets intense before return to Hogwarts where professors have stupid restrictions once again. BASH DUMBLEDORE BASH Magical Britain
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 153,844 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 2/14 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Fluffy Taile by Tatsurou-san reviews
SQUIRREL! ...now that I have your attention... Harry meets someone new at Ollivanders, a friend who is bound and determined that Harry get all the affection and hugs he missed out on for most of his life. He's not about to tell her no... Prepare for fluff...of more than one kind...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sword in the Stone - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,329 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 5/24/2021 - Harry P.
Wood it Work by dogbertcarroll reviews
Sunnydale is a magical place and has been so since long before Buffy was born. Willow's attempts to encourage Xander and Jesse to read when they are ten leads to worlds of adventure.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,741 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 1,932 - Follows: 1,772 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 6/4/2019 - Xander H., Willow R., Jesse M., OC
First Knight by dogbertcarroll reviews
The Council is up and running, so the Scoobs have finally gotten a chance to take a breath and look around... only to find one of them missing. Xander's returned to the US and the search for the man leads to a certain hotel...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,035 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 1,368 - Follows: 1,277 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 7/16/2014
Really Into The Movie by Manchester reviews
Who hasn't already daydreamed of this?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,174 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 9/23/2018
Tenhawks Alexander Harris and the Shadow Council by marius1117 reviews
It is a repost of Tenhawks story that is on wayback machine. It is BTVS/Harry Potter/Addams family crossover. A step to one side in time, a shift to another in space, and you would be surprised at the changes one might wreak on an unsuspecting world.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 120 - Words: 382,889 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 1/23/2020 - Xander H., Hermione G.
And Now Yet Again Still Even More Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
And here we are again for even more fragments from my ADHD riddled mind.
Crossover - Book X-overs & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 206,532 - Reviews: 2900 - Favs: 1,300 - Follows: 1,105 - Updated: 11/16/2021 - Published: 9/13/2018
We Are The Jack O'Lanterns In July by OrianD'Cate reviews
Harry Potter goes to bed on July 31st...and wakes up on August 1st with thirty years of memories from Dean Winchester, and something very dangerous still attached to his arm. Harry now knows exactly what's coming...and what to do about it. Inspired by Rorschach's Blot's series "Halloween Echoes", but with one major twist at the beginning, and many more to come.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,845 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 1,297 - Updated: 11/3/2021 - Published: 9/28/2020 - [Harry P., Ginny W., Hermione G., N. Tonks]
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 196 - Words: 862,540 - Reviews: 13317 - Favs: 6,470 - Follows: 5,358 - Updated: 10/28/2021 - Published: 9/4/2005
Reclaiming the House of Black by Fairywm reviews
Tired of the way he and his godson are treated, Sirius takes a stand and reclaims his house. No longer will he let others rule his life. Molly, and others, get a smack down. Umbitch is going down.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 115,834 - Reviews: 3113 - Favs: 7,132 - Follows: 6,836 - Updated: 9/30/2021 - Published: 2/26/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Pottter takes things into his own hands by anorc reviews
An alternate second chapter for Harry Potter and the method of Double-Tap, where Harry attempts to 'solve his problems' and falls in unrequited love with a witch instead. Features Harry, his trusty gun, an invisibility cloak and a cursed marriage contract. WARNING: ADULT BAD BEHAVIOUR BY HARRY Also Warning:HAPHNE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 69,867 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 121 - Published: 8/6/2021 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Daphne G. - Complete
Double Back by Methos2523 reviews
Thrown back in time from 2019 to 1991, a grown and disgruntled Harry Potter finally has the chance to change his life for the better, fixing things before everything went wrong and becoming the father figure for his younger self that he never had. Maybe he now actually has a chance at happiness, both for him and his younger self, and just maybe a chance at romance as well...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 268,228 - Reviews: 1896 - Favs: 9,402 - Follows: 11,433 - Updated: 7/9/2021 - Published: 6/18/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Amelia B.
Working for the Weekend by dogbertcarroll reviews
Arriving in Sunnydale ready to start a new life as a normal teenager, Buffy discovered she wasn't the only one who dealt with strange events and that maybe it wasn't all bad, but she couldn't shake the feeling that something had been listening when she'd wished for a vacation.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,990 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 1,214 - Updated: 6/30/2021 - Published: 7/5/2020
Foxy Lady by dogbertcarroll reviews
Willow helps a new student, Anya attempt to recover a family relic, but having lots of power and little control summons a version of herself she never dreamed existed from a parallel universe and she doesn't come alone.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,052 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 4/3/2021 - Published: 12/6/2018
A Case of Leverage by Zathara001 reviews
EVIL AUTHOR DAY. Alternate Universe - AU. Crossover. A murder investigation leads to the discovery of a veterans benefits scam. The NCIS team could use a little leverage...
Crossover - NCIS & Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,398 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/15/2021 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D., Eliot S., Sophie D. - Complete
Thrilling Tales of the Downright Unusual by Clell65619 reviews
Renamed from 'The Big Box of Silliness', due to complaints that not all the stories were silly. Of course most of them aren't Thrilling either, but you've got to admit, they are Unusual...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 89 - Words: 181,132 - Reviews: 4454 - Favs: 1,483 - Follows: 1,312 - Updated: 2/13/2021 - Published: 2/13/2008
Vista has enough by mp3.1415player reviews
Vista is not a happy girl, and eventually this has consequences...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,542 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 581 - Published: 11/29/2020 - Complete
Goose in the Neighborhood by Fairywm reviews
There be aliens about, and Voldie's about to meet one. Who's a cute little kitty?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 107 - Published: 9/5/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Trials of Lordship by StevenTLawson reviews
Sirius Black received his trial, however in his distraught mood he was unable to provide an adequate defense, this set off a chain of events that led to Harry bearing the weight of two houses and many people wanting to use him. He will need to be careful to find those who will look out for him in this dangerous new world he is thrust into.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,521 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 8/15/2020 - Published: 10/12/2019 - [Harry P., N. Tonks]
Kigo Possible by Clayton Overstreet reviews
Kim and Shego have to team up because each is stuck in the other's body.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,396 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/7/2020 - Kim P., Ron S., Shego, Rufus
A sunny day in DC by dogbertcarroll reviews
Kicked out of his home universe and then booted from Marvel, Xander better hope DC has a more lenient immigration policy. A possible future for: Walking on Sunshine.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,582 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 2,291 - Follows: 2,190 - Updated: 7/27/2020 - Published: 6/9/2016
Unusual Inheritance by Knife Hand reviews
While staying at the Leaky Cauldron after his 'incident' with Marge, Harry finds out that he has an unusual inheritance. One that could change the course of his life forever. Chapter 9 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,681 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 1,596 - Follows: 2,260 - Updated: 6/13/2020 - Published: 11/9/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Hannah A., Su L.
The Grinning Goblins by Fairywm reviews
Harry feels that it's stupid to alienate those who control your money. See how a bunch of first years treat the goblins and what comes of it. These kids are going to cause quite a storm. Should be fun. A fast paced, happy, story about changing their destiny. It all starts at Gringotts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,979 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 2,896 - Follows: 1,585 - Updated: 6/1/2020 - Published: 2/19/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Dean T., Justin F. - Complete
Harry Slays Voldemort by StevenTLawson reviews
Voldemort took a chance to kill Harry Potter before his fifth year to prevent anyone from knowing of his return, things got complicated. Now Harry is alive and has to deal with the coming fallout.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,388 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 1,167 - Updated: 5/15/2020 - Published: 12/4/2019 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Narcissa M.
On the back of the turtle by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander didn't dress as a soldier this time... Overkill doesn't begin to describe it.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,227 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 2,516 - Follows: 2,478 - Updated: 5/5/2020 - Published: 4/10/2014
A MODern Man by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry takes advice he shouldn't, to do something he really should have known better than to try. Still, all's well that ends well, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 65,717 - Reviews: 1153 - Favs: 2,907 - Follows: 3,309 - Updated: 4/29/2020 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Betrayal of Betraying Betrayers by ZebJeb reviews
Harry Potter, after defeating Voldemort in his fifth year, finds himself betrayed by those he trusted most. Yep, totally betrayed, and there is no other explanation for it whatsoever. PARODY ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 256 - Published: 4/28/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Luna L. - Complete
Colors and Capes by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander in DC played for laughs. You've never seen crack like this before!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,307 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 2,464 - Follows: 2,286 - Updated: 4/19/2020 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Xander H.
DeathWorlders: The Complete Universe by HumbleServantoftheStars reviews
Many think that once humanity meets life from the stars. We wont be that special at all compared to our galactic neighbors. But what if humans are far more unique than we thought? DeathWorlders: The Complete Universe is a compilation of multiple stories taking place all in the same universe. *Note: I am not the original author, simply reposting for others to enjoy.
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 202 - Words: 1,062,676 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/19/2020 - Published: 3/21/2020
Lex Marks The Spot by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF: The Other Side of the Coin. Xander Harris finds himself inside Lex Luthor's body in the DC Universe. He's sure his friends will eventually rescue him, so he decides to toss a few monkey wrenches into the workings of the universe while he's there. Everyone has to have a hobby after all.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 80,420 - Reviews: 2202 - Favs: 4,578 - Follows: 4,629 - Updated: 4/17/2020 - Published: 6/1/2017
Harry Potter and the Unwanted Marriage Contract by anorc reviews
HP A marriage contract story with a difference. The sequel to my crackfic Harry Potter and the Method of Double-tap. Go read that first. This story takes place after Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire; and if you don't read the prequel, nothing will make less sense… Or more sense. Or something. This is fanfic. Trigger warnings apparently: bits are grim. HAPHNE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 77,135 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 3/29/2020 - Published: 2/29/2020 - Harry P., Sirius B., Daphne G. - Complete
The Importance of Intent: After the Credits by Petrificus Somewhatus reviews
This is a compilation of one shots inspired by my story Daphne Greengrass and the Importance of Intent. If you enjoyed that story and would like to read more than you've come to the right place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,905 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 2,034 - Follows: 1,754 - Updated: 3/20/2020 - Published: 3/12/2019 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Method of Double Tap by anorc reviews
HP AU Crack History Diverges after Prisoner of Azkaban What if Harry and Cedric did just a little better at the graveyard scene. Not a zombieland crossover. Trigger warning gun violence, students with guns. Not advocating that at all. Just Crack Crack.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,629 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 87 - Published: 2/29/2020 - Harry P., Sirius B., Cedric D. - Complete
Molly Weasley and the Second Cousin by ZebJeb reviews
Molly's children do not know much about her second cousin, besides him being an accountant or something. She has a good reason to keep her family in the dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 258 - Published: 2/15/2020 - Molly W. - Complete
Harry In Slytherin One Shot by StevenTLawson reviews
A short that takes place at the end of the 2nd year in the common room. If Harry is supposed to be cunning, he should do what he can to strip his enemies of their power as soon as he can.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 85 - Published: 10/26/2019 - Harry P., Draco M., Daphne G.
Harry Potter Murders Dolores Umbridge by StevenTLawson reviews
A short crackish one shot about the Boy-Who-Live and the Woman-In-Pink.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/16/2019 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Playing by the Rules by RobSt reviews
Sometimes playing by the rules is not just your best option, it can be your only option.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,648 - Reviews: 1788 - Favs: 4,643 - Follows: 3,131 - Updated: 9/1/2019 - Published: 8/11/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Daphne Greengrass and the Importance of Intent by Petrificus Somewhatus reviews
This is the story of how Voldemort and the tools he created to defy death were destroyed by Harry Potter and me while sitting in an empty Hogwarts classroom using Harry's idea, my design, and most importantly, our intent. Set during 6th Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 71,575 - Reviews: 1361 - Favs: 7,143 - Follows: 4,041 - Updated: 8/21/2019 - Published: 11/29/2018 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Astoria G. - Complete
Marked by dogbertcarroll reviews
Tara's death was a low point in the gang's history, so when given a chance to change her fate, Xander grabs it tightly with both hands, but how will a girl from the sticks react to a boy raised on the Mouth of Hell?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,114 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 714 - Published: 7/17/2019
Stand Ins and Stunt Doubles by dogbertcarroll reviews
Alcohol kills brain cells and magic wipes memories, so why in the world would he rely on either one? Because there just aren't any other options. Xander's quest to clear his mind and evict past tenants may just change the world more than it changes him!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,873 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 1,934 - Follows: 1,871 - Updated: 7/3/2019 - Published: 12/6/2013
Misery Loves Company by lateVMlover reviews
This is a one-shot that centers a bit around the events of Deadpool 2. A heartbroken Deadpool has an encounter with a one-eyed man at a diner.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,485 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/2/2019 - Published: 6/1/2018 - Xander H., Deadpool/Wade W. - Complete
The Devil Himself by Tjin reviews
Xander dressed as a Man of Wealth, and Taste...
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 54 - Published: 2/11/2019 - Complete
Albus Dumbledore and the Limbo Conversation by ZebJeb reviews
Albus Dumbledore meets a different Harry Potter in the Limbo version of King's Cross, where he learns some disturbing facts and discovers a glaring hole in all of his plans for Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 281 - Published: 12/29/2018 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
What The by cvtisjustok reviews
A rebounded spell causes Harry's soul to travel to the end of his second year. Strange magic causes a unexpected result. Determined Harry, Good but misguided Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 82,605 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 1,820 - Updated: 12/25/2018 - Published: 5/28/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., Dobby
Storybook Hero by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,978 - Reviews: 1470 - Favs: 4,177 - Follows: 4,625 - Updated: 12/20/2018 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P.
Albus Dumbledore and his Grim Reaper by ZebJeb reviews
A parody of the "Harry gets sent back in time by Grim Reaper" stories, from the point of view of an Albus Dumbledore who doesn't know about the time travel. *One Shot*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 170 - Published: 9/19/2018 - Albus D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 208,886 - Reviews: 6506 - Favs: 14,500 - Follows: 17,093 - Updated: 8/28/2018 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
Just another Monday by canttouchthis87 reviews
Following the events of Lovers Walk (Season 3), Buffy wakes up to discover she's experiencing the day again. Mischief ensues as she and Xander attempt to break whatever curse is making their lives miserable.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,840 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/26/2018 - Published: 7/14/2018 - Complete
The Price is Right by High Pot In Noose reviews
Point of deviation: Harry's primary school taught Home Economics. Harry's not going to let the wonders of magic take away his common sense, and if he can get a good deal, he's going to take it. Meanwhile, money is fun, but magic is funner. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,637 - Reviews: 1396 - Favs: 7,830 - Follows: 4,877 - Updated: 7/10/2018 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Harry P., Dean T., Justin F., Morag M. - Complete
FMC by Zathara001 reviews
Tony begins his new assignment at Cheyenne Mountain.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,756 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 104 - Published: 6/30/2018 - J. O'Neill, Tony D. - Complete
PCS by Zathara001 reviews
Six months after the events of "TAD," Tony's services are needed again.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,122 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/30/2018 - Published: 4/7/2018 - J. O'Neill, Teal'c, Tony D., L. Vance - Complete
TAD by Zathara001 reviews
When Gibbs, DiNozzo, and McGee are sent on TAD to investigate a death at Cheyenne Mountain, they find more than they expected.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,303 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/7/2018 - Published: 12/3/2017 - J. O'Neill, Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Another Gibbs by sorafallenangel11 reviews
Albus Dumbledore made a great mistake on the night of October 31st 1981 - he chose the wrong boy-who-lived. So Lily and James Potter gave up little Harry to his relatives, so they could raise their saviour - Charlus Potter. But now that it is time for their children to start Hogwarts, they want Harry back. Only, he isn't Harry anymore. He's Jasper Gibbs.
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 53,268 - Reviews: 2315 - Favs: 5,269 - Follows: 6,647 - Updated: 4/6/2018 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Harry P., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Reboot to the head by dogbertcarroll reviews
College is a time of changes and possibly changes in time. Ron Stoppable was enjoying his time at Greendale Community college when he awoke to a different world than he had gone to bed in.
Crossover - Kim Possible & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,841 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/3/2017 - Ron S.
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1634 - Favs: 10,264 - Follows: 3,640 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Debriefing by Zathara001 reviews
Two masterminds reflect on a mission.
Crossover - Leverage & A-Team - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/20/2018 - Nathan F., Hannibal S. - Complete
Your loss is my gain by Kixen reviews
Made in response to a challenge. Due to a misunderstanding Ron leaves Team possible. Shego at the same time is forming her own plan to break up team Possible. Will Kim be able to fix this misunderstanding or will Shego finally do what no one else has and destroy team possible? Rated M for safety.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 66,866 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 1/12/2018 - Published: 9/23/2012 - [Ron S., Shego] Kim P., Tara
Mirror, Mirror by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF Xander gets a free costume from Ethan, but on reflection while it cost quite a bit, it was definitely worth it.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,750 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 1,599 - Follows: 1,551 - Updated: 12/5/2017 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Xander H.
Unchained By Lucifael by paskin52 reviews
Harry finally decides to take back his freedom. This story was written by Lucifael and i am mearly putting it on this site word for word.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 241,438 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 1,765 - Follows: 1,415 - Updated: 10/20/2017 - Published: 10/18/2017 - Harry P., Fleur D., N. Tonks, Narcissa M.
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing. DISCONTINUED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,349 - Reviews: 4952 - Favs: 15,441 - Follows: 16,130 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and Questionable Rites by jukehero461 reviews
Harry performs a rite that he really should have thought twice about...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 116 - Published: 8/11/2017 - Harry P., Death - Complete
The Widow and the Wizard by ShunKickShunKers reviews
"Would you like to come with me?" Harry stared at her eyes, big and green like his. Anything would be better than returning with the Dursleys, he believed it firmly. So he slipped this small hand into hers and held onto it tightly. AssassinInTraining!Harry Eventual Clintasha
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,118 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 3,775 - Follows: 5,015 - Updated: 7/23/2017 - Published: 1/25/2015
My Name Is Yasha Romanov by ShunKickShunKers reviews
Sirius found baby Harry first and asked the Black Widow to keep an eye on him while he dealt with Peter. Unfortunately, he never came back and Harry Potter disappeared from the wizardly world. Ten years later, Yasha Romanov receives a letter from Hogwarts...Rated T to be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,324 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 4,923 - Follows: 6,329 - Updated: 7/23/2017 - Published: 4/27/2014 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.] Harry P., Hermione G.
On the Mountain by dogbertcarroll reviews
Did you ever wish the earth would just open up and swallow you? A pair of ex-lovers finds the reality is quite different from the fantasy as they are forced together in a world they aren't sure they recognize. Breaking up may have been hard to do, but what's required to get them back together is a world apart.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,398 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 395 - Published: 5/20/2017
Can't Rely on Authority by cvtisjustok reviews
After rescuing Sirius Black, again. Harry realizes the authority figures in his life arent doing their job. Watch as Harry takes his future into his own hand. HP/LL eventually, slight Dumbledore Bashing, some Weasley bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 145,276 - Reviews: 1658 - Favs: 6,619 - Follows: 4,140 - Updated: 11/17/2016 - Published: 2/5/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., Luna L. - Complete
Fulcrum by Hyliian reviews
Death's take on the events of Halloween, 1981. (One-shot side story to On a Pale Horse; reading that one is not required, per se, but it won't make much sense otherwise.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 131 - Published: 11/1/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
The Imperius Offence by Poet Wroet reviews
Sick of Death Eaters claiming the Imperius Defence? Watch Harry turn it around: the Imperius Offence!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/17/2016 - Complete
The Debt by mjimeyg reviews
Harry is owed many life debts. In his fifth year, someone decides to actually honour theirs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,698 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 4,344 - Follows: 1,762 - Published: 9/16/2016 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Sirius B. - Complete
Ah, Screw It! by mjimeyg reviews
Harry goes to sleep after the final battle... but he wakes up at his first Welcoming Feast under the Sorting Hat. Harry has been thrown back in time into his eleven-year-old body. If he's going to have suffer through this again, he's going to do all he can to make sure he enjoys himself.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 229,619 - Reviews: 3108 - Favs: 9,200 - Follows: 6,412 - Updated: 9/15/2016 - Published: 8/29/2016 - Complete
Memories of Iron by becuzitswrong reviews
Taylor Hebert always triggered because of the bullying of classmates and a former friend. Here, instead of triggering, a cosmic entity gifts her with the memories of a man as talented as he was tormented. One who accomplished amazing things in his life. Now Taylor has the opportunity to use that knowledge to save her world. First, she'll need to save her own sanity.
Crossover - Ironman & Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 295,394 - Reviews: 2420 - Favs: 5,707 - Follows: 5,528 - Updated: 7/21/2016 - Published: 3/30/2014 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Skitter
You're my Density by RobSt reviews
Just Suppose Harry hadn't heeded his godfather's advice, and actually lost his temper at his trial? Time travel fic and title is 'Back to the Future' joke.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 237,193 - Reviews: 7707 - Favs: 9,806 - Follows: 7,685 - Updated: 7/9/2016 - Published: 2/9/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
An Inconvenient Truth by old-crow reviews
After the events in third year, the wizarding world grows darker. Fudge seems intent on spending more time covering up what's happening than dealing with it. Could a stronger relationship between Harry and the Bones family change history?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 174,464 - Reviews: 2539 - Favs: 5,351 - Follows: 3,494 - Updated: 6/22/2016 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Truth In Madness by Doodled93 reviews
Madness doesn't make you useless, and a costume-change proves just that. YAHF, this time with Xander as the Cheshire Cat. It's amazing what some cat ears and a painted on grin can do. Quotes, grin-dropping, and a guest appearance of Soldier!Xander can all be found here! Some violence and language.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 80,962 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 6/20/2016 - Published: 7/2/2014
Misc Ideas and Fragments by Anime-Ronin reviews
Just stuff I wanted to put out there somewhere. Might evolve into stories, probably will not.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,757 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/18/2016 - Published: 7/31/2010
A Father First, Damn It! by Madrigal-in-training reviews
An hour after Dumbledore told them about the prophecy, James had his entire family- including the dog- bundled up on a Muggle ferry to France. Because there's valiantly dying for the greater good, and then there's good parenting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 3,866 - Follows: 1,406 - Published: 3/8/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Community Service by Balthanon reviews
Wherein Dumbledore trades a pair of socks, a package of chocolate frogs, and a warm fire for an extra day in the office and we learn that being well-rested is overrated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,176 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 132 - Published: 1/11/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., Albus D. - Complete
Independent 22 - Tea and Oranges by Aadler reviews
Every group has its Zeppo … and every Zeppo has his moment.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Person of Interest - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,292 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/8/2015 - Caridad, H. Finch, J. Reese, Lionel F. - Complete
He's Not Dead Yet by Redbayly reviews
When Harry offered himself up to Voldemort, he discovered the people in the Ministry of Death are not happy with him at all. To make up for his years of blunders, Harry is sent back in time to correct everything that went wrong and to get some revenge. Harry/6 girls, Bashing of Dumbledore, Snape, and certain Weasleys. Written for humor only. Lots of cliches. Reviews welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 156,481 - Reviews: 2602 - Favs: 10,549 - Follows: 7,338 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
A Jump To The Left by dogbertcarroll reviews
Soldier, Tinker, Tailor, Slider?
Crossover - X-overs & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,432 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 1/20/2014
Harry Potter and the Color of Magic by The Great Wizard Qui Quae Quod reviews
Harry is all set for his first year at Hogwarts, except he could really use a wizard's trunk. A trunk carved with archaic ruins. A trunk that would protect him, as well as his things. A trunk that would shuffle after him on hundreds of little feet.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,381 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 9/17/2015 - Published: 3/1/2015 - Complete
Magical Me by Publicola reviews
Most self-inserts are exercises in vanity, and nothing says 'vanity' quite like Gilderoy Lockhart. But with a new personality and knowledge of the future, who knows? Maybe Lockhart will turn out to be a useful DADA teacher after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,693 - Reviews: 1248 - Favs: 3,932 - Follows: 4,416 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Gilderoy L., F. Flitwick, Hestia J., Amelia B.
Adorable Violence by Cloud Zen reviews
Hermione loves her books. Hermione loves her Harry. Get between Hermione and either at your own peril. Series of connected one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,182 - Reviews: 1418 - Favs: 4,451 - Follows: 3,432 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Kitten Infestation by Angel Sciuto reviews
When some of his grandchildren decide to take cats to school Arthur tells them about the kitten infestation that happened when he was at Hogwarts
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2015 - Molly W., Arthur W., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Magic Through the Gate by Kallanit reviews
After the war, little has changed for Muggleborns in Britain, so Hermione seeks a place where she will fit in and be welcome. She finds somewhere unexpected, where she can feel useful again. When Harry begins to feel equally displaced at home, due to problems arising from being Master of the Elder Wand, she invites him to join her. For once no Harry or Ron bashing! AU.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,396 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 1,475 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 7/16/2015 - Published: 6/28/2015 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Little Guy by Clell65619 reviews
What if Lilly was a little more prepared to escape if Voldemort came calling. She knew that the Floo and Portkeys could be disabled, what if she had found a back door? Just a silly little story of a somewhat different Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,715 - Reviews: 1134 - Favs: 3,478 - Follows: 1,686 - Updated: 7/9/2015 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Complete
Art of War by TheGirlWithFarTooManyIdeas reviews
OoTP. Harry, Ron and Hermione realize that they're going to have to save their own lives - because no one else will. Turning to their own war plans, they create an inner circle and begin recruiting assassin, spies, ticking time bombs. A group of rag tag students will become an army. Can this give Harry the opening to defeat the Dark Lord? Inspired by Red Dawn.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,050 - Reviews: 1325 - Favs: 3,550 - Follows: 2,510 - Updated: 6/27/2015 - Published: 3/11/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Flora C. - Complete
Back in Black by sakurademonalchemist reviews
He was sick of being lied to and sick of them. So he makes a deal with Death himself to get a second chance, all so he could finally feel love. But Death has other plans for his 'Master', and he intends to see that the two bickering children known as Lucifer and Micheal never have their fight. Can Dean recover his former status as Master of Death, or will he lose everything?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 107,846 - Reviews: 1637 - Favs: 4,334 - Follows: 3,998 - Updated: 6/12/2015 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Harry P., Dean W., Sam W.
Hermione's Brilliant Idea by Ares.Granger reviews
A fourth year fic. Harry is stuck in something he doesn't want to be in, Dumbledore's a manipulative bastard, Voldemort wants Harry dead, the school hates him...sounds like every year right? Well this year Hermione has a brilliant idea (or more than one) and her idea(s) change Harry's life, her life, and a big black dog's life too. AU and no idea which genre to put this under.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,200 - Reviews: 1514 - Favs: 5,935 - Follows: 3,168 - Updated: 5/8/2015 - Published: 3/8/2015 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Inner Demon by Shadowblade217 reviews
An unusual choice of Halloween costume by one Sunnydale High School student results in the unleashing of one of the world's most infamous vampires upon Sunnydale. One-shot.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,097 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 128 - Published: 4/12/2015 - Xander H., Buffy S., Willow R., Alucard - Complete
Yet Still Even More Fragments! by dogbertcarroll reviews
Started on a fifth one to keep the chapter numbers down. And man do I have a hard time NOT coming up with random ideas every five seconds!
Crossover - X-overs & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 112,591 - Reviews: 1937 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 4558 - Favs: 10,417 - Follows: 7,506 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Never Give Me A Marriage Law Challenge by Ares.Granger reviews
A Harmony fic featuring a marriage law. One morning at breakfast the lives of a large chunk of Hogwarts students are changed forever. How will they cope? Will there be a happily ever after or will relationships fall apart? not canon, AU, no horcruxes, not so nice to Ron but seeking redemption for him. I apologize for a poor summary. Prologue offers more details about the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,772 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 2,098 - Follows: 1,342 - Updated: 3/5/2015 - Published: 10/5/2014 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Don't look back in Anger by RobSt reviews
Can some angry words change everything?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,102 - Reviews: 5110 - Favs: 7,954 - Follows: 5,354 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 9/4/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Ship of the Line: Pioneer's Dawn by andrewjameswilliams reviews
Janus unhappy with how things are being handled in Sunnydale and elsewhere by the Powers That Be decides to intervene and in so doing changes the destiny and fate of an entire planet forever. *Discontinued, full rewrite in progress*
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Robotech/Macross - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,869 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 12/5/2014 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Xander H., Buffy S., Lisa/Misa, Rick/Hikaru - Complete
Preconceptions by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander loses his memory and Buffy decides it's the perfect time to cut him out of the slaying. What he doesn't remember he can't miss and by the time his memory returns it'll be a done deal, right?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,038 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 1,908 - Follows: 1,866 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Xander H.
Parents Spoil All The Fun by Manchester reviews
"Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare" - Ed Asner. Xander and Dawn have wed, settled in England while working for the New Council, produced a child, and now it's seventeen years later at a certain Scots magical castle.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/4/2014 - Complete
Harry Potter and his Veela Mate by Ares.Granger reviews
A Harmony story. Hermione is a Veela and discovers this shortly before their fourth year. What will Hermione's new powers do to alter Harry's fourth year? Warning- there's Ron-bashing ahead. If you dislike Ron-bashing, don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,667 - Reviews: 1121 - Favs: 5,584 - Follows: 2,626 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 8/20/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
An Archer in a Strange Land by Dr Gonzo reviews
The world's most dangerous spy in the world's most dangerous city. ..What could possibly go wrong?
Crossover - Black Lagoon & Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,713 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 7/16/2014
Tea for Two by Aealket reviews
Hermione has an unexpected visitor drop in for tea.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,042 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 176 - Published: 8/31/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1622 - Favs: 10,532 - Follows: 4,151 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
The Mad Scientist of Azkaban by Racke reviews
Pumpkins killing each other, extravagant masquerades in the honor of a merciless queen, abominations towards creation, and Dr Harry Potter. There's a lot of screaming coming from the Island of Azkaban tonight. WARNING! Crack, Horror, and gory imagery
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,287 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 512 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Complete
Family Ties by Methos2523 reviews
Upon receiving startling news that his sister and her husband died in a car accident, Giles heads back to England to take care of the only family he has left. How will he cope becoming the sole guardian for a teenage witch, who comes with her own set of problems and an entire new world for him to understand?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,297 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 740 - Published: 4/20/2014 - R. Giles, Hermione G., Dobby
I wouldn't exactly call that sitting by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander is chosen... To babysit Dawn while Joyce joins Giles searching for Buffy in LA following the Alcatha incident. Unfortunately for Xander, Dawn has a plan, The Mayor has a spell, and TV has its first live broadcast Reality Show!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,141 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 1,950 - Follows: 961 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
Lacking an Anchor by dogbertcarroll reviews
Willow tries to keep Xander safe, by sending him away from battle using a teleport spell she'd barely read. Xander's in for quite a trip, pity the multiverse.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,311 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 2,100 - Follows: 2,018 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Xander H.
The Snake Pit of Little Chucky's Mind by dogbertcarroll reviews
Why bother inserting yourself when you can insert someone else into your story to screw with?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,368 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 1,141 - Follows: 1,033 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 12/28/2011
Improbable History by Clell65619 reviews
When Harry is six and a half, he meets a pair of strangers on the street. One is leaving for his own life, and the other is looking to start over. Harry volunteers to help and discovers a world of adventure such as he never dreamed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,812 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 313 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Complete
Hawk-Eyed Charlie by sakurademonalchemist reviews
A baby is left on a doorstep, only this time Petunia Dursley isn't the one who takes it in. Charles 'Hawk-Eye' Potter, retired Sniper of her Majesty's Army is surprised when his adopted grandson turns out to be his own flesh and blood. Now Jamie has to deal with learning magic on top of his regular studies. It's going to be a bumpy ride if he wants to be a pilot in the RAF!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,190 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 3,792 - Follows: 3,801 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Harry P., Charlus P.
Play it again, Naruto! by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto learns that interrupting a kinjutsu by flipping off Sasuke while still molding the chakra for the jutsu was a bad idea, but possibly a great one as well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,456 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 1,337 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Naruto U.
Squad 7 and their Accidental Instructor by OTT-False reviews
Adopted with permission from Rorschach's Blot. Naruto sets out to retrieve his team's wayward sensei and comes back with...her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,414 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 3,763 - Follows: 3,587 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Team Seven, Anko M.
Are you sure this was a good idea? by Diresquirrel reviews
Stupid Magical Contracts! Harry and Hermione discover that magic doesn't have the same kind of sense of humor that they are used to. Also, Hermione accidentally becomes a Big Bad. Warning: 'Tis a silly fic.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,853 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Dawn S.
Thinking in Little Green Boxes by Diresquirrel reviews
A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 103,699 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 3,051 - Follows: 2,403 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P.
He's kind of a BLEEP by Diresquirrel reviews
Sequel to "I Think There's Been a Mistake." Harry Dresden gets a letter from Hogwarts with some dire news. Then his apprentice and brother butt their heads in and silliness ensues.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,215 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 106 - Published: 10/2/2013 - H. Dresden, Thomas R. - Complete
Crush by dogbertcarroll reviews
A one shot BtVS/JLU crossover that I decided not to continue, but a decent one shot. An increasingly mislabeled one-shot Continued by popular demand.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,899 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Xander H. - Complete
It's a stretch! by dogbertcarroll reviews
I've seen far too many stories where squealing fangirls (You know who you are!) try and pair Xander with Angelus, so I decided to try and write a couple of scenes were they actually got along.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Angel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,200 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Xander H., Angelus
Ranger Harry by Meteoricshipyards reviews
My 2010 Nanowrimo story. A crossover between Harry Potter and Advanced Dungeons and Dragons. Harry ends up in an ADnD world at a young age. Trained as a Ranger, when Dumbledore gets him back he's not a little boy any more.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,306 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 2,163 - Follows: 2,361 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 11/1/2011 - N. Tonks
On An Island In The Sun by Rorschach's Blot reviews
You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 4,283 - Follows: 1,598 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
Family by Danu40k reviews
What happens when a wish demon comes into your life? Xander and Harry are about to find out Crossover: Harry Potter and Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 53,160 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Harry P.
Nothing to Lose by Writing Warriors reviews
This story, as a few are in the world of Harry Potter fanfiction, stems from one of those many ideas of Rorschachs Blot, entitled "Nothing to Lose." One of the areas this story will explore is the possible impact on Harry Potter and friends of the isolation that our dear old friend, Albus Dumbledore, always fed to him: this isolation will make up its own reality.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,681 - Reviews: 1670 - Favs: 4,148 - Follows: 2,578 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry's Un-Birthday Gift by Aealket reviews
What happens when Harry is given a surprise un-birthday gift named Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 39,283 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Reluctant Lord by SmallBurnyThing reviews
Five years of intense study and trying to survive has come to its inevitable conclusion and everything's gone to hell in a handcart. A smut fic that got a little too much plot for its own good. AU. - Discontinued -
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 137,951 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 2,221 - Follows: 2,217 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G. - Complete
Dodgers, Dresses, Teddy Bears and Spot by Clell65619 reviews
Sometimes, an average family has secrets. The residents of 1313 Mockingbird Lane have more secrets than most. Perhaps their biggest secret is how family comes first and foremost. Once he turns 11, young Harry Munster is offered a place at the Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry, but he isn't interested, for four reasons. Dodgers, Dresses, Teddy bears, and Spot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Munsters - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,790 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,316 - Follows: 335 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Complete
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 2004 - Favs: 7,287 - Follows: 4,514 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
A Headache Coming: Scientific Harry by Poet Wroet reviews
Harry likes science and questions everything he sees. Can you conjure vacuum, Prof. McGonagall? And Prof. Sinistra, what do you mean - you can't walk on the moon? Is Hogwarts prepared to deal with this boy-who-lived? Ravenclaw!Harry (It doesn't show common room scenes, though - just Flitwick as his Head of House)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 112 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The One that Protects by The Saint Of Killers reviews
Xander dresses as Ichigo and acquires a zanpakuto. What would a sword made from his soul be like? How would it change the course of Buffy? Now being rewritten from a one shot to an expanded story
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,747 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Xander H.
Voldemort's Bad Day by Diresquirrel reviews
Voldemort is having a bad day. A very bad day.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Voldemort - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 5,334 - Follows: 1,661 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
A Crime Fitting the Punishment or Dumbledore's Monster by Diresquirrel reviews
Albus Dumbledore gets an unexpected visitor in his office one late summer night. The Headmaster finds himself talking to a monster he never knew could arise from his actions. Darkish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,081 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 3,249 - Follows: 925 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Albus D. - Complete
The Power of the Press by Bobmin356 reviews
Forewarned Harry makes his escape from Britain, leaving the tournament in shambles. Protected by family, Harry sets about to fulfill his destiny free from the bigotry and manipulation of others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 235,257 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 6,182 - Follows: 2,102 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ship of the Line: Space Battleship Sunnydale by Mysterious Dark Lord v3.2 reviews
A response to a "Twisting the Hellmouth" challenge. A YAHF - one of those where a change during the Halloween story in BtVS is permanent. In this case, it comes with a big honkin' spaceship ...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Starblazers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,119 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 120 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Xander H.
Purged by Vlad-the-Impish reviews
Set post Chosen, but nothing to do with Season Eight; in fact it's set in present time (2009), which would actually make it around Season Thirteen or Fourteen. Xander was always considered the normal one; 100% human, 100% of the time. They have no idea what 100% human means, but they're soon to find out.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,022 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 160 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Xander H.
Dear Hermione by loralee1 reviews
Post DH, no epilogue, Harry writes to Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,309 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 1,539 - Follows: 338 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Do Unto Others Before They Do Unto You by SmallBurnyThing reviews
1. Your name is Harry Potter. 2. You have seven days to marry Draco Malfoy. 3. Only one person was ever on your side. 4. She's trying to take over the world. 5. Harem? Tropetastic crackshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,922 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 417 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ship of the Line: Humanities Loss by Methos2523 reviews
When Ethan's Halloween spell changes the world drastically for Xander and Ms Calendar, the dynamic of the scoobies, and the world, is forever changed with the introduction of technology and races that should never have existed in their world...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & StarTrek: Other - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,924 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 689 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Xander H.
Family Values by DhampyrX2 reviews
Wednesday Addams is getting married. She wants her family to be there. Or at least the members that won't ruin the ceremony. And that includes a certain one-eyed carpenter. Will contain elements from the Addams family musicals, the New Addams Family TV show, and the movies. And maybe some 60's show references.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Addams Family - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,370 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Xander H., Wednesday A.
Escape by Lucillia reviews
Were the staff at the hospital really as gullible as they seemed?
A-Team - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Murdock, Face - Complete
A Different Halloween by RobSt reviews
Could a chance meeting change history? What would a different Halloween in 1981 mean for wizarding Britain?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 124,549 - Reviews: 4814 - Favs: 11,676 - Follows: 5,876 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Banking on Her by RobSt reviews
Harry reckons his future is bleak if he stays at Hogwarts. The Tri-Wizard tournament offers him a fail-safe way of escaping his perceived destiny, that is until Harry discovered the hidden costs. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,164 - Reviews: 3442 - Favs: 9,101 - Follows: 4,576 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Help of a Seer by Aealket reviews
When Luna's dad is killed, things change. Post Order of the Phoenix HP/LL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 159,424 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 2,918 - Follows: 1,444 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Double Time Trouble by Skysaber reviews
Everything went horribly, massively wrong. So Hermione went through time to fix it, although that went arguably worse. So there was nothing left but to try again, and that time ran into errors nobody expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,672 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Hermione G.
Avatars and Interpretations by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF! The Scoobies dress as popular comic book characters, but popular characters are always subject to personal interpretations...
Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,126 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 5/9/2005
Potter's Protector by mjimeyg reviews
The spirit of Hogwarts believes that Harry has suffered enough in his eleven years of life and calls in a protector to guide and care for him. Not slash, rating for violence in later chapters.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 261,714 - Reviews: 1333 - Favs: 4,637 - Follows: 2,062 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Xander H., Harry P. - Complete
The Next Great Annoyance by dogbertcarroll reviews
Graduating from Hogwarts and on the brink of a whole new adventure, Harry finds himself summoned to another world where once more he is asked to put his gollies on the anvil for everyone else. It sucks being the hero sometimes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,414 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,519 - Follows: 1,562 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Harry P.
The Champion by mjimeyg reviews
After Halloween, Xander's world grows increasingly as he meets new people and drags the Scoobies along for the ride.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 216,695 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Xander H. - Complete
Hunter Tactics by Lil Nezumi reviews
Alternative Halloween costume tale - Xander chooses to mix and match costumes in honour of one of Jesse's favourite manga, called Hunter x Hunter.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Xander H. - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1692 - Favs: 8,278 - Follows: 3,174 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Like Hell He Will by Manchester reviews
In a clearing of the Forbidden Forest, Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort have met for a final confrontation. Just themselves; no friends, allies, or supporters. Two wizards enter, one victor leaves. Locking their gazes, hands began to reach for wands-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Far From Here by emw314 reviews
On Halloween, it wasn't Xander there, it was the soldier. So where was Xander?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Xander H., F. Mulcahy - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 5,608 - Follows: 2,157 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 4,748 - Follows: 1,300 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Yub Yub Commander by Diresquirrel reviews
My friend wanted me to write a Star Wars cross. Her Requirements: no Jedi, no standard relationships and no Xander the Hutt. Xander gets some people to dress up for Halloween as a memorial to Jesse. SG1 eventually.
Crossover - Star Wars & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,190 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Xander H.
Saying No by Bobmin356 reviews
Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 122,301 - Reviews: 1937 - Favs: 7,575 - Follows: 2,849 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sandy Crack Shack by Clell65619 reviews
- Seven years after the fall of Voldemort George and Angelina Weasley are on their honeymoon. On a dare George takes his new bride to a special beach, and there they meet someone from their past.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,500 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 202 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Dean T. - Complete
Just a bit Old Fashioned by Godogma reviews
Xander feeling abandoned by his friends realizes that Buffy isn't the only Summers girl that can make you crash a skateboard.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,205 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,213 - Follows: 1,251 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Xander H.
Spliced! by Godogma reviews
Demonic bloodlines lie dormant in many of their descendants until the proper trigger is found.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,931 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Xander H.
Rabbit Summoning by Diresquirrel reviews
A silly little thing happened when Naruto decided that Toads just weren't cool enough. So he wrote his own contract, but it didn't work out quite the way he expected.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,588 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 121 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Complete
Adventurers and Adversaries: Hellmouth Edition by dogbertcarroll reviews
Willow gets Xander an RPG game for his birthday, but nothing is ever normal when the Hellmouth is involved.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,661 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Xander H., Willow R.
Destruction! The Obligatory Halloween Fic! by Diresquirrel reviews
The Slayers via costumes arrive in Sunnydale! Property damage and hilarity ensues.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Slayers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,123 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Willow R., Lina I.
JLX: An Arrow's Flight by Xodarap reviews
When Xander dresses as one of his heroes for Halloween, the path his life takes is changed forever. Will his friends be able to deal with the choices he makes? note: this is not YAHF
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,848 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Xander H., Roy H./Arsenal/Red Arrow
Glaring Problems by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto gets fed up at all the people glaring at him all the time and uses Shadow Clones to let them see what it feels like. What does this have to do with Overloli Hanabi and The Orange? Read and find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 3,483 - Follows: 2,995 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Naruto U.
Knight of Faith by Idhren reviews
YAHF. Alfred would be proud.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Batman - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,703 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Xander H., Bruce W./Batman
Harry Potter Hit Wizard by DobbyElfLord reviews
One-shot sequel to Harry Potter - Mercenary Two years have passed and now Harry is back for a bit of revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,539 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 4,369 - Follows: 1,194 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 5691 - Favs: 13,538 - Follows: 6,686 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 109,138 - Reviews: 4617 - Favs: 13,442 - Follows: 5,490 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Outside Humanity by Drake Roberts reviews
When Ms. Summers asked Tara to babysit Dawn for the week, she thought it would be fun. That was before Spike showed up with Xander. A six year old Xander. Why is Xander six, you ask? That's what Angel wants to know. It's gonna be a long week.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,628 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 2/19/2003 - Xander H., Spike
Here Comes the Munsters by Mechconstrictor reviews
Summary: Harry is never found by Petunia. He is taken by Herman and goes to live at 1313 Mockingbird Lane in Mockingbird Heights. He is raised in America and completes his education at the American Academy. Harry/Marilyn.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Munsters - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 197 - Published: 11/11/2010 - [Harry P., Marilyn M.]
Clearance by Diresquirrel reviews
Jack Carter asks Jo a question on a particularly dull day. One shot.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Eureka - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 49 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Jack C. - Complete
Surprise! Harry's got a Grandma! by Diresquirrel reviews
Harry was feeling pretty good after his third year. True, it hasn't been going perfectly, but nothing ever does. Still, his godfather was free-ish and alive, and both their souls were where they belong. And then he got a visit from his mother's mother. There's no ownership by me involved with this.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Slayers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,004 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 524 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Lina I. - Complete
I think There's Been A Mistake by Diresquirrel reviews
Hagrid grabs the wrong Wizard named Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 127 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Hermione G., H. Dresden - Complete
In this World and the Next by RobSt reviews
Not for Weasley fans, dark beginning and rating is for safety. A Re-do with payback on the menu H/Hr Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 164,711 - Reviews: 5674 - Favs: 14,901 - Follows: 6,550 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Thing About Contracts Is by Nom9de9Plume reviews
Harry discovers some interesting truths about contracts that leads to a plan to leave his troubles behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,393 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 3,712 - Follows: 2,789 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9949 - Favs: 29,192 - Follows: 11,893 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
He's Not Normal by Uncle Stojil reviews
Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,722 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 3,962 - Follows: 4,145 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P.
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 16078 - Favs: 10,951 - Follows: 8,367 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Hatter's Madness by Lil Nezumi reviews
A mix of costumes and understanding of the Hatters from various genres and sources will make for a very interesting result. story originally posted on Twisting the Hellmouth Category - YAHF Yet another Halloween Fic
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,849 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 109 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
Can't Have It Both Ways by RobSt reviews
If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 106,352 - Reviews: 3311 - Favs: 13,773 - Follows: 5,689 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Truth by Clell65619 reviews
On his 16th birthday Dumbledore presents Harry with a little surprize. He's just gotten married.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 37,135 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 1,375 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Guardian by Logicalmagic reviews
After the Triwizard Tournament debacle, Sirius decides it's high time he started playing a more active role in his godson's life. A Sirius-takes-charge fic. AU Fifth book onwards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,219 - Reviews: 1444 - Favs: 3,138 - Follows: 3,482 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B.
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1369 - Favs: 9,832 - Follows: 2,611 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The No Life Twin by Shadow Master reviews
BtVSHellsing There are people who say that it is a terrible thing to be forgotten by those around you. However as one Xander Harris is about to find out it can be even worse to be noticed by the wrong people.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 91,189 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 12/23/2005
Dumbles gets caught by Aealket reviews
Don't you hate the fact that Dumbledore seems to get away with just about anything? Not this time. This is AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 209 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Albus D. - Complete
Surprise by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry Potter's greatest secrets are revealed to his great-grandaughter and heir to his fortune. And she also finds out why he never revealed how he defeated Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 209 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Potter Family Grimoire by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry Potter has an unprecedented amount of freedom the summer before his Third Year. He stumbles into an odd shop in Diagon Alley that will change his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,722 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 6,608 - Follows: 1,825 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Alexander Harris and the Shadow Council by Tenhawk reviews
A step to one side in time, a shift to another in space, and you would be surprised at the changes one might wreak on an unsuspecting world.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,856 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Xander H.
Harry Potter and YASMWTS by Clell65619 reviews
The ‘Do Over’ story is a bedrock sub-genre of Harry Potter fan fiction and possibly all fan fiction It’s been done to death, both really good stories, and the kind I tell. This is NOT a 'Do Over'. Rather think of it as an 'Un Do'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,879 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Messing with Fate by Bobmin356 reviews
Sometimes it's just not worth doing over.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 263 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Potions Mishap by dogbertcarroll reviews
Ginny slips Harry a potion to help him get over his nightmares, but having nightmares about your red haired mother's death and then combining them with wet dreams about a red haired girl... just might be a bit confusing. Mind Healer Luna is on the case!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,809 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
A Squib Worth by Naia reviews
The day Harry Potter turned eleven was the day he would have re-entered the magical world. But the letter never came; Harry Potter was a Squib. Dismissed by the wizards, he makes a quiet life for himself and will not stand for them to ruin it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,460 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 4,463 - Follows: 1,255 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Book of Dobby: Per Arcana ad Astra by Doghead Thirteen reviews
There's only so far you can push anyone before they'll push back, and Harry's been pushed too far. Between that and Dobby's form of mad proving contagious, things are about to get violent. ABANDONED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,963 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 10/2/2008
Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts by Clell65619 reviews
The War is Over, Harry has won. But at what cost? At odds with Dumbledore, estranged from the Weasleys, betrayed by Lupin, Harry tries to carry on for his 7th year. Harry/Daphne. There will be Humor, there will be Romance, also Drama and Angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,198 - Reviews: 2325 - Favs: 8,910 - Follows: 3,738 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 9,594 - Follows: 2,649 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Redefining Hogwarts by loralee1 reviews
Sequel to Redefining Summer, Post OotP, no HBP or DH, independent Harry, no pairing, Harry returns to Hogwarts for his 6th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,783 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 1,674 - Follows: 2,363 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Harry P., Neville L.
Hunter by PsyckoSama reviews
During Buffy's absence during the summer before senior year, Xander realizes that without a Vampire Slayer, they are rightfully and truly doomed. Luckily, he has a plan...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 90,596 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Xander H., Faith L.
Wish Carefully by Ten Toes reviews
REVISED. one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 3,836 - Follows: 966 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Lucius M. - Complete
The Ultimate Escape Artist by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry's magic changes him in ways that no wizard has ever dealt with before as he attempts to escape the cupboard once and for all!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 1,877 - Follows: 1,466 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Harry P.
The Art of the Deal by Case13 reviews
No one starts on top of the world. Bereft of his dream, or even a chance for it, Uzumaki Naruto starts his own path to the top of the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,546 - Reviews: 1271 - Favs: 3,667 - Follows: 3,219 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Harry Potter and The Acts of Betrayal by Clell65619 reviews
The Semiclassic 'everyone has been lying to Harry about everything' plot. Very AU. Bashing of pretty much everyone. Mind Control Sex. Language. Dumbledore decides the Old Families won't tolerate the Chosen One being with a mudblood. Sucks to be Ron Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,977 - Reviews: 2105 - Favs: 6,137 - Follows: 2,522 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Who's a Hero? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: Harry sees a scene of unspeakable horror which inspires him to become the greatest hero the magical world has ever known.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,674 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 322 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2845 - Favs: 5,118 - Follows: 2,333 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Xander's Dogging Adventure by Vlad-the-Impish reviews
Xander's latest assignment puts him in a hairy situation.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Dog Soldiers - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,756 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Xander H. - Complete
Agent Double O Hex by KafkaExMachina reviews
A "tragic" accident leaves young Harry in the care of a relative that nobody knew existed. It seems Lily Evans had an Uncle named Edmund Bond who had a son he called James.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,289 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 2,441 - Follows: 2,876 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Cadet Potter by loralee1 reviews
AU, The Dursleys send Harry away at the age of ten.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,291 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 1,711 - Follows: 2,380 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Harry P.
Two Weeks in the Alley by BajaB reviews
13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 3,730 - Follows: 1,027 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Narrative Causality by Clell65619 reviews
Hermione discovers the power Harry has that the Dark Lord knows not. Harry enlists the aid of a certain carbosilicate amorph, who lives to kill people and break their things. A most silly fic. Harry/Hermione, Ron/Luna, Neville/Ginny, Schlock/Noone
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,851 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 166 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione the Harem Girl by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Hermione read 'One Thousand and One Arabian Nights' as a young girl and it gave her a rather . . . odd dream.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,386 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 1,864 - Follows: 1,100 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Secrets: A Father Goose Tale A BTVSSG1 Cross by litmouse reviews
Just a happy little story about culture clashes, deceit, trickery, dancing girls, snakes, toads, witches and the law of unintended consequences. With beheadings. Featuring Xander, Faith, Willow and company, and the friendly folks of SG1.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,480 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 5/2/2007
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 2561 - Favs: 6,812 - Follows: 3,104 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Not Quite by dogbertcarroll reviews
HP Discworld crossover. Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts, but he's not quite what anyone was expecting, but what can you expect from a boy raised on the Disc?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,830 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 584 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Harry P.
Meet the Big Giant Head by Teri reviews
Off the Record, Jack tells Hank about one of the oddest first contacts SG1 ever had. Crossover with the Third Rock from the Sun
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & 3rd Rock from the Sun - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/28/2007 - J. O'Neill - Complete
The Sniper by DobbyElfLord reviews
OneShot: Harry is expelled after the hearing in Courtroom 10. His wand snapped, an angry Harry choses his own path forward. First person story focusing on Harry's effort to find his own place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,473 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 5,997 - Follows: 1,622 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Trademark Dispute by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,434 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 2,298 - Follows: 816 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Legitimate Businessmen by Clell65619 reviews
One shot A magical world tour to find the power that the Dark Lord Knows Not? Or just a way to get that annoying Weasley kid out of the picture so Harry and Hermione can 'Get to Know' each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 1,213 - Follows: 348 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Fugitives of Azkaban by BajaB reviews
A 'Harry goes to Azkaban' story. Convicted for releasing the Basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets, Harry is put into a cell next to the most feared wizard in the world, Sirius Black. AU 3rd year, canon pairings, no Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,347 - Reviews: 1220 - Favs: 4,121 - Follows: 1,818 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Wizard of Gotham by Skysaber reviews
After failing to cheat Bruce Wayne on a deal for drills, Vernon Dursley takes his frustrations out on Harry Potter, by abandoning him in Gotham City.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,626 - Reviews: 1888 - Favs: 3,192 - Follows: 3,505 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 4/26/2007
Harry Potter's Life Lessons by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,772 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 5,826 - Follows: 1,565 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 6,413 - Follows: 1,890 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Evil Summer Vacation by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry's summer vacation isn't exactly as the Dursley's planned. There are a few repercussions
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,322 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 1,706 - Follows: 439 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Schism in Stars Hollow:A Father Goose Digression by litmouse reviews
Oneeyed men and women wearing not quite enough black leather, riding motorcycles in the square, it seems evil has come to Stars Hollow but the one who sees finds it is already there. A follow up to Viva Los Xanders. Xander Faith and friends. COMPLETE
Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,875 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/24/2007 - Published: 11/28/2006
Deerstalker by Xodarap reviews
In answer to the Xander Zone's Halloween challenge, what if Xander hadn't dressed as the solider on Halloween? What if he was dressed as the world's greatest detective? and no, I don't mean Batman
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,256 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 70 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Xander H. - Complete
Redefining Summer by loralee1 reviews
AU, Post OotP, No HBP, Summer at the Dursleys has always meant Harry is overworked, under fed, and lonely, all Harry wants is a normal summer, what he gets is anything but normal. NaNoWriMo 06 project
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,465 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 2,849 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 2/9/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Loyalties: A Father Goose Tale by litmouse reviews
COMPLETE xover with ALIAS Syd Bristow goes to Rome in search of her lost memory. Two strange sisters set her off on an odyssey into the world of magic, monsters and all too human evil. Xander Faith Buffy Dawn Willow, Sydney Jack Marshall
Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 135,277 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Complete
Ground Hog Day by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry lives the same day over and over again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 2,889 - Follows: 893 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Nyuking Across the Hellmouth by c-wolf reviews
BuffyThree Stooges Crossover It's a halloween fic... but in my mind it is also a memorial for a great comedy group. I could not claim to own their talent. But I trust that I've come close to writing it down.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/4/2006 - Published: 11/30/2004
Father Goose and the Black Knight by litmouse reviews
Crossover with SVU. SVU crew finds Cleveland not as dull as they expected when they run into Faith, Xander, a houseful of slayers and an evil wizard type person. XF maybe. Stabler Munch Fin Benson appear. COMPLETED.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 77,147 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/11/2006 - Published: 9/18/2006
Luna's Hobby by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. A 'What if' exercise to make you wonder just what if it hadn't been raining on that fateful day? Or what if it's true?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 182 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
YAHF? Well Something Like That by aglondier reviews
Buffy, Xander and Willow find themselves in a rather familiar situation. A Harry Potter crossover.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,381 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 92 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Complete
Sympathy by QuickSilver Knight reviews
Another Halloween Story that will be a small series. Religious Subject Matter
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,585 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/6/2006 - Published: 11/13/2004 - Xander H.
Harry Potter and the Freak Parade by The-Caitiff reviews
Starts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,147 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 2,457 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 11840 - Favs: 24,103 - Follows: 8,690 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Past Lives by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Hermione finds a spell to help Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,010 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 1,973 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 6/2/2006 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Caught by the Bolo by Rakeesh reviews
My own addition to JA Baker's First Contact series of BSG2004 crossovers: Six has a series of unfortunate encounters. In this case, a Bolo.
TV X-overs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,006 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 85 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter And The Summer Of Change by lorddwar reviews
COMPLETE Edit in process. PostOOTP, Very Little of HBP. Harry returns to Privet Drive and Tonks helps him become the man and hero he must be to survive. HONKS. Action, Violence, Language and Sexual Situations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 332,503 - Reviews: 2896 - Favs: 11,535 - Follows: 5,177 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
The Xourne Identity by Starway Man reviews
Xander encounters Ethan Rayne during 'Band Candy', and afterwards, the events of the 199899 senior year end up happening somewhat differently. [COMPLETE]
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,814 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 2/14/2006 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Xander H., Cordelia C. - Complete
X1000 Series by Anime-Ronin reviews
Buffy meets Terminator 2: Judgement Day - kiss Canon goodbye, people. Sequel being rewritten - read AN1 in S2 C1, please.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,163 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/4/2006 - Published: 9/23/2004
Darkness Calls by QuickSilver Knight reviews
Xander in Season Seven... Doing what needs to be done, no matter the cost.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,683 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 12/13/2005 - Published: 11/6/2003 - Xander H.
Harry Potter and the Fudge of Doom by aglondier reviews
It's not really very doomy at all...but I thought a pretentious title would suck you all in. Anyway, in this story, Harry deals with Fudge once and for all! Revised by demand.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 151 - Published: 7/25/2005 - George W. - Complete
Where in the World is Harry Potter? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 1189 - Favs: 5,148 - Follows: 1,643 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
Playing Dumb by Teri reviews
How many people suspect that Jack is smarter than he lets on? The rest of SG-1 & Janet are starting to suspect, too. Well, perhaps people will know for sure once they meet his Aunt Rose from St. Olaf, Minnesota. Crossover with the Golden Girls.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Golden Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/13/2005 - Published: 1/1/2005 - J. O'Neill, Rose N.
Sunnydale Berserker by Miklos reviews
Xander tries to go as a soldier for Halloween but can't. His alternate costume choice has permenant repercussions for everyone.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,103 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/29/2004 - Published: 12/26/2004 - Xander H., Willow R.
Bewitched, Bothered, and BeWiffied by Howard Russell reviews
Willow comes up with the perfect plan to capture Xander’s interest during the love spell. Runner up for the “Best Episode Rewrite” in the seventh round SunnyD Awards.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,882 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Willow R., Buffy S. - Complete
Living History by Lizbeth Marcs reviews
COMPLETE! Some people have come a place far, far away and a time far, far ahead to ask for help on an urgent matter. The target place and time? Moscow, February 2008. The problem? They’re in Cleveland, September 2003. And that’s just the beginning of the
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 234,243 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/12/2004 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Xander H., Faith L. - Complete
Flying Without A Broom by Ruskbyte reviews
Tonks is posing as a Hogwarts student when someone slips something into Harry's drink. With Death Eaters on the prowl and the Boy Who Lived not only missing, but stoned out of his mind and horny to boot, what's a girl to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,878 - Reviews: 1535 - Favs: 2,455 - Follows: 1,837 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Oddly Familiar A Batman BTVS crossover by Dr Gonzo reviews
Halloween's aftermath from a different POV *revised*
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Batman - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Xander H., Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Prom Revisited by QuickSilver Knight reviews
A small Drabble Fic just to let people know I'm alive...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/13/2004
A Halloween Uniform by QuickSilver Knight reviews
A Fic where Xander dressed up as a Soldier... oh wait, he did that didn't he?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/29/2004 - Xander H.
From the Abyss by Ruskbyte reviews
Three years ago he was wrongfully sent to Azkaban. Now something has happened. Something that has placed the power of a god into the hands of a man that's half insane. A man who wants revenge. The question now is; who's Harry going to kill first?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,870 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 1,256 - Follows: 1,167 - Updated: 11/26/2003 - Published: 12/6/2002 - Harry P.
Rainbow over Sunnydale by JoeB1451 reviews
(Complete)When the Initiative goes AWOL Buffy might need some help to stop them from opening the Hellmouth. (A Rainbow SixBuffy crossover.)
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,612 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/17/2003 - Published: 12/21/2002 - Complete
Divergent Paths by Ruskbyte reviews
Hogwarts is home to any number of strange occurances. This one, however, is stranger than usual. Can the school survive Luna Lovegood getting together with Harry Potter and Harry Potter and Harry Potter and Harry Potter? Rated mostly for innuendo.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,391 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 247 - Published: 10/15/2003 - Harry P., Luna L.
Wandless by The Evil Author reviews
Potter Crossover. Willow goes shopping for a wand.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2003
The Scarab by BK the irregular reviews
An exile from the gods of ancient Egypt surfaces in California, at the Mouth of Hell. (Crossover with Stargate: SG-1) (complete)
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,308 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/16/2003 - Published: 3/5/2002 - Complete
School Daze, Knight Job by Tenhawk reviews
I said I wouldn't post it... but it looks like I was wrong... here is the first part of the sequel to Red and Gold... Latest updates are found on the Journeyverse Yahoo group. : Life on the Hellmouth is never easy, especially when you’re hiding a secret
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,968 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/3/2003 - Published: 1/9/2003 - Xander H.
The Zeppo: Aftermath A Bomb and an Explosive by IceWing reviews
In the Aftermath of The Zeppo, Xander doesn't manage to keep his activities as secret as he wanted to. (A Divergent Destinies Story, Set Way After A Single Step)
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/2/2002 - Xander H., Faith L.
Wild horses and Pokegirls...The legacy by blindmanx reviews
Many parts to come is in the pokegirl universe
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,939 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2002
Lines of Communication by Christina K reviews
Sequel to Runaway Trains at 3 A.M. In which secrets are revealed, Clark and Dawn explain, and 362.57 of long distance charges are almost blamed on the Legion of Dorkness.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,167 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/27/2002 - Published: 2/23/2002 - Complete
Runaway Trains at 3 AM by Christina K reviews
If a supernatural teenager from Sunnydale, California heads east at 70 mph, while a super-powered teenager from Smallville, Kansas is heading west at 65mph, at what time will they meet up in a Greyhound bus station in Denver? Sequel under Smallville
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,773 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/12/2002 - Published: 1/8/2002 - Dawn S., Spike - Complete
An Unexpected Visitor by IceWing reviews
Somebody stops by the Hyperion Hotel... - Divergent Destinies storyline
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,920 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/4/2001 - Xander H., Angel
A Letter from the Heart by IceWing reviews
Giles receives a disturbing letter...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/16/2001 - Xander H.