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Joined 09-22-07, id: 1382041, Profile Updated: 01-28-09

Personality: Easily bored and amused at the same time (weird but true), random, clumsy, usually quiet but more outgoing with friends, sarcastic, forgetful, easily distracted, prone to random bursts of laughter... yeah.

Friends: (who I go to school with and stuff obviously, but who also have fanfiction accounts) dreamcatcherr, miko_yamaguchi, ForbiddenLust

Ultimate Goal (for now): Go to England. I've been dying to go for years. And now i find out my super-rich aunt is going there for a book-club! How unfair is that?!

Likes: Art, sports, reading, writing, music, hanging with friends, movies, computer, chocolate, Starbucks Frapachinos (OMG, only the most amazing things on the planet!!), guitar hero/Rockband, England/UK, and REVIEWS!!

Favourite Colour(s): Red, black, and silver

Favourite Sports: hockey, rugby, softball/baseball, soccer, rollerblading, football, basketball, tennis, squash, boxing, etc.

Favourite Authors: Robert Jordan (may he rest in peace), Rick Riordan, Gordan Korman, J. K. Rowling, Anthony Horowitz, Eoin Colfer, T. A. Barron, Gary Blackwood, Meg Cabot, Mary Higgens Clark, Margaret Peterson Haddix, Tamora Pierce, Mary Hoffman, Kevin Crossley-Holland, Stephenie Meyer, Jonathan Stroud, James Patterson, etc.

Favourite Bands/ Singers: Busted, Son of Dork, McFly, The Starting Line, Secondhand Serenade, All Time Low, Sum 41, Simple Plan, Taylor Swift, Nickelback, Three Doors Down, Faber Drive, Hedley, Fall Out Boy, Evanescence, Boys Like Girls, Blink 182, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Three Days Grace, New Found Glory, Avril Lavigne, Lonestar, Finger Eleven, State of Shock, One Republic, Maroon Five, Linkin Park, Matchbox 20, Panic! at the Disco, Paramore, Lifehouse, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Green Day, P!nk, Bowling For Soup, Saving Jane, Brian Melo, Kenny Chesney, Gretchen Wilson, Toby Keith, Chris Cagle, Martina McBride, Alan Jackson, Tim McGraw, Mark Wills, Brad Paisley, Jimmy Eat World, Joan Jett, My Chemical Romance, Breaking Benjamin, All American Rejects, Marianas Trench, Daughtry, Puddle of Mudd, John Meyer, Rise Against, Matt Willis, Cartel, Metro Station, Rascal Flatts, American Hi-Fi, We the Kings, Shiloh, etc.

Favourite Movies: Stardust, A Knight's Tale, Timeline, The Phantom of The Opera, Lord of The Rings, Harry Potter, Pirates of The Carribean, X-men, Jumper, Fracture, The Illusionist, 300, A Walk to Remember, Count of Monte Cristo, What a Girl Wants, She's the Man, Sydney White, August Rush, Just Like Heaven, Eurotrip, The Order, Four Feathers, P.S: I Love You, Enchanted, Indiana Jones, Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist, Sinbad, Poseidon, Eragon, Like Mike, The Seeker, Holes, The Pacifier, Road to Eldorado, Quest for Camelot, Transformers, V for Vendetta, Treasure Planet, and more that I can't think of right now...

Favourite Shows: CSI: NY, CSI:Miami, Chuck, Reaper, Bones, House, Pushing Daisies, Moonlight, Life, Priveleged, Criminal Minds, Friends, Heroes, NCIS, etc.

Funny Quotes:

- If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty.

- All work and no play means you will die in seven days... dun dun duuun.

- I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous.

- Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; its already tomorrow in Australia.

- Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

- They say "guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well, I think the gun helps, 'cause if you just stood ther and yelled BANG, I dont think you'd kill too many people.

- So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

- People are like slinkies; basically useless, but so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.

- Children in the dark make accidents. Accidents in the dark make children.

- Closed minds always seem to be connected to open mouths.

- Yeah, I'm a loser, but the coolest loser you'll ever meet.

- Cute but psycho- things even out.

- Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

- I am generally very brave. Today, I just happen to have a headache.

- I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.

- I've heard that it's possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it.

- No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

- You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

- 'It's always the last place you look'. Well of course it is! Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it!

- When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really, who likes lemons?

- When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

- When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

- When Life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

- I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me.

- I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

- I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

- Life is all about ass. Everyone's either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, trying to get a piece of it, or simply just being one.

- Why do people always say life is short. Life is the longest damn thing you can do.

- Love your enemies. It pisses them off.

- Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?

- I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

- I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind! But not my brain- I need that.

- Practice makes perfect. But nobody's perfect, so why practice?

- Nobody is perfect. I am nobody.

- Life isnt passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

- Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried.

- Shit happens. But mostly to me, so dont worry.

- Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again!

- Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.

- Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried skydiving without a parachute... Or maybe they did. I mean we never really met whoever said it, did we?

- Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

- I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!

- Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide.

- I was uncool before uncool was cool.

- Why get high when there are other ways to achieve a smug sense of superiority- sarcasm: my anti-drug.

- Caution: I tend to make wierd faces.

- I like the idea of karma; you can go around and do bad things to people all day assuming they deserve it.

- I used to see a shrink... until she said life isn't for everyone.

- You have one advantage over me: you can kiss my ass. I cant.

- I can resist anything but temptation.

- Excuse me, have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it.

- All those who have telekenesis, raise my hand.

- Why do they steralize the needle for lethal injections?

- How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.

- If superman is bulletproof, why does he duck when you throw the gun at him?

- If asteroids are in the hemisphere, and hemroids are on your ass, why are they named the way they are?

- I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.

- Money can't buy happiness. It just buys everything you need to achieve it.

- Three wise women would have stopped to ask for directions, got to the stable on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, cooked the dinner, and then there would have been peace on earth.

- The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

- I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

- Don't call me emo, or I'll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain. And then I'll die and it'll be ALL YOUR FAULT.

- Your wierdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.

- Tell the truth and run.

- If electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from?

- Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli', meaning many, and 'tics', as in the bloodsucking creatures?

- If everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something.

- You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump of a cliff, I laugh even harder.

- Friends will always be like 'well you deserve better'. Best friends will go up to him, infont of all his friends, and say 'it's because your gay, isnt it?'

- A good friend will always bail you out of jail. A best friend is sitting there next to you in the cell saying 'man that was fun!'

- Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

- Education is important. school however, is another matter.

- I used to be normal... until I met those freaks i call my friends.

- I dont obssess! I think intensley!

- Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

- Do people even know what 'pro-biotic' and 'omega 3 fatty acids' are? Beacuse the yogurt may taste good, but it sounds pretty gross to me.

- It's not just your family. It's the whole idea of... you know. They're always telling you what to do and what not to do, and it's not conductive to a creative atmosphere!

- Joey ate my last stick of gum. So I killed him... do you think that was wrong?

- All right, all right. If you have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timing is right... and that's what deathbeds are for.

- Time is a great teacher. Unfortunately, it kills all its pupils.

- The one who smiles when things go wrong, has thought of someone to blame it on.

- Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

- I got you a present; it's a CD. I hope you haven't got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it

- I was born intelligent. Education ruined me.

- If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are these "others" here for?

- Since light travels faster than sound, it explains why people appear bright until you hear them speak.

- How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?

- Money isn't everything- there's Mastercard and Visa too.

- Behind every successful man there is a woman. Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

- Success is a relative term. It attracts all the relatives.

- There should be a better way to start the day than waking up every morning.

- 'Hard work never killed anybody' But why take the risk?

- God made relatives. Thank god we can choose our friends.

- The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know... so why learn in the first place?

- Reality has no background music... so I make my own (doo do do do do doo)

- Oh, I have a photographic memory... it just hasn't developed yet

- Life is a test- I didn't take very good notes

- Whatever tickles your pickle

- I asked my teacher if I'd get in trouble for something I didn't do. She said of course not, so I told her I didn't do my homework

- No I am not wierd... just plotting

- If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms

- You're awesome... but when the zombies come, I'm tripping you

- I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours

- If drama was vodka, my whole school would be wasted... except for me of course

- I intend to live forever... so far so good

- Will there be boys there? No mom, its a nun club

- So what's the speed of dark?

- I'm not always a dork- sometimes I'm asleep

- Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again

- Embrace the inner rebel- don't sit up straight

- Sure I have super powers! I just don't wanna show you

- Textually active

- Life is like a box of chocolates- it never lasts (which is so totally true if you stop to think about it instead of thinking it's such an emo thing to say, which I'm sure some of you are)

- The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!

- The way your mind works gives a whole new meaning to the word complex... and not in a good way

- Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk. The rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up

- One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth while

- I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

- If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

- When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide

- Don't run in school- gliding is more fun!

- Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history

- What happens if you get scared half to death twice? ... oooh the possibilities

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