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Warning! This Profile Is For The Naruto Obsessed Only!

Me: GRRR..
Eyes: Skyblue/ Azure
Hair: Blond
Gender: Male
Height: about 6' 0"
Weight: 130 (I LAUGH at you fat people!)
Race: Irish & Celtic
Girlfriend: Yes (ALWAYS, Zabuza-sama!!!)
Favorite colors: Vermillion/Mauve (think Phoenix/Joker)
Least Favorites: Brown/Pink (like Jesus/Barbie)
Parental Status:
- Mother: Blood Prison
- Father: RIP (T_T)
Favorite bands: Gojira//Metalica
Favorite albums: Mars to Sirius//Master of Puppets
Element: Wood/Lightening
Location: Los Angeles, Kilverlake
Favorite Anime: Garuto, of course!
Favorite quote: "I hear voices and they don't like you."

Okay, Here's some stuff about me that you probably shouldn't know but I'm gonna tell you anyways:

-15 yrs. old (6/30/92)
-9th grade
-One cat (he's a little bastard)
-Totally obsessed with Naruto
-I HATE YOAI MORE THAN WIFE ITSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(I hate wife quite a lot)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-I have an inner demon (kinda like Kyuubi, he's a dragon) who pisses me off to no end and gets me outta really tough situations
-I am a proud supporter of NaruSaku fanfiction
-I know everything about everything about everything concerning the 'Bijuu' in the Naruto series
-My Mother is evil which is probably why I am too
-I have the most f*cked up head in the Universe
-I have downloaded every single last Naruto soundtrack to my iPod
-I am constantly surrounded by brainless morons and total tards
-I can spout out random character quotes on command
-I am Evil, and proud of it
-I owe my wife to Masashi Kishimoto for the creation of Naruto. Thanks to you life just became a little more worth living
-Many of the Genre names appear to have no meaning to me whatsoever. Ecchi? General? What the freakin' Hell does that mean?!
-I occasionally enjoy writing fanfiction where I make the main characters say and do weird stuff they normally wouldn't because it is out of character (i.e. Gaara saying "Killing is wrong. Can't we all just get along?" or Itachi; "I miss my famiwee...*whimper*" HeHe! I am so evil! MWA HAHAHAHAHAHA...okay, moving on

Okay, Here is a list of things I HATE!

-people who hate Naruto
-...a certain parental unit of mine...
-the guy who invented yoai
-bastards who correct my grammar, even when they're dead wrong
-Bastards at my school who come up to me and act like they're gonna fight me, but run like little girls when I lift up my fist a few inches.
-Bastards in general
-people who talk out of their ass for hours about stuff that they don't know shit about, and then try to act like they've just proved a point
-Ino, because she's annoying and hates Sakura.
-the fact that the Naruto opening theme 'Harmonia' was never translated and used. HeHeHe...(for those of you who even know what I'm talking about, you seriously need a hobby or something, jeez.)
-adult swim for not putting naruto on their block so they wouldn't have to edit out the cursing and blood.
-fanfiction writers who write 1 to 2 chapters of a really good fanfic story but never update (and don't have the nerve to delete it)
-fanfiction writers who write a really bad story and decide to continue it, unbeknownst to them, our IQ is dropping by leaps and bounds as we read the horrible text on the computer screen.
-bastards who write yoai
-clowns who write yoai
-mimes who write yoai
-bastard clowns who write yoai
-bastard mimes who write yoai
-the fact that yoai even exists
-the fact that clowns even exist
-the fact that mimes even exist
-posers in my school
-guys in my school for being pervs (and posers) I'm embarrassed to be in the same gender group with them
-Tards who, when they don't get something elongate their words like 'WUUUUUHHHHTT?'
-summer, for being so damn hot
-winter, for being so damn cold
-people who when you're wearing a shirt with words go right up to you chest and read it aloud veeeerrrrryyy slowly like they have dyslexia and then say "I don't get it"
-my school
-my teachers
-my classmates
-my school
-my teachers
-my classmates
-my computer for crashing all of the time
-people who lie, and do it rather poorly
-people who act nice to your face, but talk trash about you behind your back
-10 year olds who go on adult chatrooms just because they can (You know, thats how they get kidnapped by pervs)
-people who wear belts so that their pants will stay around their knees
-Orochimaru, for being such a fag
-NaruSasu Fanfic, because its some totally sick shit, not to mention queer
-KakaSaku Fanfic, because its perverted and messed up
-GaaraXHaku fanfic, because its queer and just plain stupid for so many reasons on so many levels (starting with the fact that Haku's dead)
-swiss cheese
-people who laugh at words like 'unisex' and 'penalize'
-people who giggle like 2nd graders at the word 'SEX'
-stupid people who think they're smart
-losers who walk around thinking that they look cool when in reality they look like total morons
-people at drive thrus who don't speak english nor do they understand it
-people at drive thrus who don't understand english and then keeps the onions, pickles, and american cheese on your oder. *barfs*
-the people who came up with kidz bop and the fact they decided to make eight more
-people who hate rock
-people who criticize anime but probably can't draw a straight line
-hormones, because they interfere with my rational thought pattern
-adolescence, because it sucks
-teachers who think their the greatest thing since sliced bread. (Naruto is WAAYYY better than sliced bread.)
-stupid people who make fun of smart people.
-People who pronounce 'anime' 'animee'
-people who talk over you if they don't like what they're hearing
-people who sing along to music but don't know the words
-hilary duff
-people who like hilary duff
-hilary duff being a singer
-that fact that hilary duff is alive
-reality shows
-George Bush (a.k.a. 'The Decider' *The Daily Show*)
-the american government
-the current war we are fighting because of them
-Transvestites, because one can never tell until it's too late...
-people who say the moon is made of cheese, and believe it too
-the fact that everything nowadays is made for PC (I have an iMac)
-thousand island salad dressing
-my step-mom
-Aol, for saying they're fast, but really being slow(er) as shit
-people who trace and call it their artwork
-Michel Jackson, for being such a perv, and having a fake nose
-girls who think they can sing but make other people's ears bleed
-ANNNDDD...finally...THIS LIST! for taking so damn long to write.

Favorite Naruto Characters:Kyuubi no Youko (because he's a bad-ass fox demon)

Arashi Kazama (I know you're probably going "Who the Hell is he?" Well, he's the Fourth Hokage. *HELL YEAH!!!!!!! I KNOW THE FOURTH HOKAGE'S REAL NAME! HA!!!* anyway because he's Naruto's father) ['Uzumaki' is Naruto's mother's last name, or is it?]

Naruto (Seriously. Who doesn't like Naruto?)

Sakura (She's hot... *drooling*)

Gaara (please don't kill me!)

Kankurou (Master of Puppets! HELL YEAH!...ahem...moving on)

Sasuke (can use Sharingan)

Haku (control over water...awesome-ness)

Jiraiya (Super Pervert! It's the 'research'!) (;_;)

Konohamaru (Super Pervert Jr!)

Hinata (so shy)

Hated CharactersItachi (This f*cking psycho killed his whole family! Die already, you Bastard!)


Shikamaru (Get off your lazy ass, stop complaining, and DO SOMETHING!!!!!!)

Orochimaru (Seriously. Who actually LIKES this guy?)

Hachibi no Hachimata (for being mortal enemies with Kyuubi. Kyuubi will kick his ass {again} one day! (Yeah, that's right! I said 'again'! Kyuubi fought Hachibi many, many times. Each time Hachibi GOT HIS ASS HANDED TO HIM!!! WAY TO GO, KYUUBI!!! YOU SHOWED HIM!!!)

Character Nicknames:Naruto: Dead-last
Sakura: 'Forehead girl'
Sasuke: 'The Avenger!'
Kakashi: Copycat // Late-as-shit
Gaara: Raccoon-eyes
Kyuubi: Ninetails
Jiraiya: Legendary Pervert
Tsunade: Legendary Sucker
Orochimaru: Legendary Queer
Itachi: Mamma's Boy
Kisame: Sharky
Haku: Drag Queen
Rock Lee: Superbrows!
Hinata: 'Little Orphan Annie'
Ino: 'Little Ino-pig'
Shino: Secret Agent Man/ 007

Here's something I thought would be Interesting; List of Gaara's attacks:

- Jutsu name: Armor of Sand (Suna no Yoroi)

A thin layer of hard, protective sand that encloses around the entire body with the use of chakra. This technique uses up a lot of chakra. This sand armor can be shattered though.

- Jutsu name: Desert Avalanche (Bakuryu Ryusa)

This technique focuses chakra into the sand thus bringing a huge mass of sand creating a avalanche of sand which completely engulfs the enemy, suffocating them and drowning them in sand.

- Jutsu name: Desert coffin (Sabaku kyuu)

This jutsu is uses sand to wrap around the victim's body and render them immobile. It can also kill the person by suffocation.

- Jutsu name: Desert Funeral (Sabaku SouSou)

This technique uses chakra to control sand and have it wrap around the victim's body. The sand then squeezes the victim's body and kills them instantly

- Jutsu name: Desert Prison (Sabakurou)

This attack is much like the desert coffin, except on a bigger scale. A very big scale in which Gaara uses a mass amount of sand to create a huge like Shukaku type of claw which then wraps around the opponents and then crushes them with extreme force.

- Jutsu name: Gokusamaiso (Prison Sand Burial)

The ground quickly loosens below the opponent and causes everything in the area to completely sink hundreds of meters deep within the earth. By being imprisoned at this depth, the pressure on the opponent will prevent him from even moving a finger.

- Jutsu name: Futon: Mugen Sajin Daitoppa (Wind Release: Infinite Sand Cloud Great Breakthrough)

The user spews a large amount of sand from the mouth, devastating both the enemy and a large area around him.

- Jutsu name: (Technically, this is one of Shukaku's moves, but what the heck,) Fuuton: Renkuudan (Wind Release: Drilling Air Bullet)

Shukaku takes a deep breath and shoots a large compressed ball of air at the opponent, causing an enormous conflagration if it hits. Even Gamabunta is in danger against such an attack.

- Jutsu name: Tanuki Neiri no Jutsu (Forced Sleep Technique)

Gaara forces a fake sleep upon himself so that he may release Shukaku's spirit within him.

- Jutsu name: Sand Shuriken (Suna Shuriken)

Wraps a thrown shuriken in sand, making it more powerful.

- Jutsu name: Desert Rain (Suna Shigure)

Desert rain is another way of creating the Sabaku Sousou, it gathers sound in the air which then targets in on the opponent from all the angles. This can also be used as just another attack by hardening and then going through the enemy.

- Jutsu name: Desert Requiem (Sabaku Taisou)

Following the Bakuryu Ryusa, it compacts the sand thus crushing the enemies in a huge amount of sand.

- Jutsu name: Power of Human Sacrifice (Jinchuuriki)

This is a jutsu in which a user seals a demon into a human women before giving birth to a child. This technique kills the women who bares the child and the child is embedded with the demon they sealed into the child.

- Jutsu name: Sand Clone (Suna bunshin no jutsu)

Creates clones of the caster of the jutsu from sand. This is capable of attacking. However, when it is attacked and hit, it doesn't disappear. This makes it one of the most powerful and advanced types of the bunshin. But it's useless as a decoy because it takes on the appearance and color of sand.

- Jutsu name: Shield of Sand (Suna no Tate)

A sand demon jutsu. A large amount of sand, stored within the gourd, will automatically move and protect Gaara from any harm by becoming a solid wall. Gaara is unable to control this reaction. The drawback, is the sand wall is not extremely fast, and will have a hard time keeping up to faster enemies.

- Jutsu name: Sphere of Sand (n/a)

A large wall of sand completely covers Gaara in a sphere shape. Also used when Gaara is transforming into his sand demon state.

- Jutsu name: Supreme Absolute Defense Shield of Shukaku (Saikou Zettai Bougyo Shukaku No Tate)

A highly powerful defense technique in which Gaara summons a mini like sand sculpture of Shukaku which blocks any type of attack. Though this technique requires a lot of chakra it does make a very strong defense technique.

But wait; there's more; List of Yondaime's moves:

- Jutsu name: Hiraishin no Jutsu, literally "Flying Thunder God Technique"

Type: S-rank, Supplementary, All ranges

The jutsu of the Fourth Hokage and the reason behind his nickname "The Yellow Flash of Konoha" (Konoha no Kiiroi Senk?).

This jutsu allows the user to move over large distances with ultra-high speed. Although it is often compared with the Shunshin no Jutsu, the speed of the Hiraishin is much faster than that of the Shunshin and the principle behind Hiraishin is similar to Kuchiyose no Jutsu.

To activate this jutsu, the user needs a special seal or "Jutsu-shiki" ("Technique" or "Jutsu formula") to mark the destination. After this is done, the user can almost instantaneously transport himself to the location of the Jutsu-shiki.

The Fourth applied the Jutsu-shiki in advance to weapons such as kunai. It is also possible to leave a Jutsu-shiki in an area touched by the user.

It is one of the few known non-Kekkei-Genkai techniques created that the Sharingan/Byakugan cannot follow. It is because of this technique that Konoha came out victorious in the Iwa-Konoha Ninja War.

The name, Hiraishin, is also the phonic of the Japanese word for a lightning rod; that may explain why the Fourth needed jutsu-shiki for this to work.

- Jutsu name: Pain of a Thousand Years (Sennen Goroshi)

A technique where the user sneaks up behind his opponent, and performs a very powerful asspoke. (On a side note; this jutsu was invented by the 4th)

- Jutsu name: Summoning Technique (Kyuichose No Jutsu)

The Users signs a blood contract with the animal summoning, then with the correct seals they can summon the animal. There are many kinds of creatures that can be summoned, Snakes, Toads, Slugs, Monkeys, Dogs, Turtles, Spiders. In the case with the 4th; it was Toads.

- Jutsu name: Shadow clones (Kage bunshin no jutsu)

Unlike the regular bunshin no jutsu, Kage bunshin creates real clones, not just illusions. The power and chakra of the user is evenly distributed among the clones depending how many there are. This makes it impossible to decipher which is the real body. This clone can also attack. If this clone receives a direct hit, it will disappear. This is treated as a forbidden jutsu but many advanced shinobi still know it. It is mainly a jounin level technique.

- Jutsu name: Rasengan (Rasengan)

The user swirls the air in there hand into a sphere, and mold it with Chakra. They then attack the opponent with it, which will usually cause them to go flying backwards, spinning around. Sometimes the attack will burn the opponent where they are hit by it.

- Jutsu name: Four Image Seal (Shisou Fuuin)

The seal that locked the Kyuubi inside Naruto's Stomach.

- Jutsu name: Demonic Soul Seal (Fuuinjutsu Shiki Fuujin)

A sealing jutsu. Summons Death himself, which joins with the actions of the user. The Death Lord reaches into a outline of a soul in front of him which is actually the summoner. When the user grabs the enemy, Death extends his hand through the soul outline and comes out from the stomach of the summoner. Death's hand goes into the enemy's stomach where from it literally rips the soul out. After the soul is pulled back into the user, the user says "Fuuin" which means "Seal" in english and this completes the seal of the soul in the user's body. This can be used until the user runs out of energy, and since it is a sealing jutsu, there is a price. The user pays the price with his life, which death devours. The souls of both the user and the target are kept in the belly of the summoning, and are enemies for all eternity. Apparently if the soul is not completely extracted from the body, Death can cut part of it and seal just the part which he has grasped. In Orochimaru's case this was his arms, which are now lifeless and unusable.

They'd Never Say That!:

Every Naruto character has a different personality and there are some things they would just never say.

- Asuma
· "I love you Kurenai! Will you marry me?"
· "I quit smoking a month ago."

- Choji
· "No thanks Shino I'm not hungry."
· "I lost 300 pounds on the subway diet."
· "Oooooh no not another bite."
· "I only lost 100 pounds on the Atkins diet."

- Gai
· "That's it I'm shaving these ugly eyebrows."

- Gaara
· "I hate sand I think I'm allergic to it."
· "Temari and Kankurou, why don't we get along?"

- Haku
· "I hate you Zabuza, shove it."
· "Wow I make a pretty good looking girl... pass the lip stick please."
· "You know, I already look, sound, talk, and dress like a girl. Everyone I meet thinks I'm a girl. Maybe I should consider getting a sex-change... no body will ever notice the difference anyway..."

- Hinata
· "I love you Neji."
· "Naruto! I hate your way of the ninja! It doesn't work on me!"

- Ino
· "Who cares about looks?"
· "Eww! I hate purple!"

- Itachi
· "I'm so weak I wish I wasn't such a woman."
· "Violence isn't necessary can't we all just get along."
· "I want my mommy..."
· "I did NOT have incest with Sasuke!"
· "I miss my family."
· "Killing is wrong. There are other alternatives to getting out of washing the dishes than killing your entire family, *sighs* I guess I'll just have to tricking my little brother into washing them for me... again."

- Jiraiya
· "Oh man not another naked chick."
· "Do you guys think of anything besides women?"
· "Ahh the fourth was not anything special."
· "I am NOT a total pervert!
· "That's right I'm a virgin and proud of it."
· "I, Jiraiya, solemnly swear never to look at another boob."
· "I love big butts and I can not lie."
· "I've never looked at porn."
· "The internet is not for porn. It's for educational purposes."
· "You are young. You are free. Why don't you sleep with me?"

- Kakashi
· "I think I'm going to show up for training early today."
· "Man my partners died.. oh well better them than me."
· "I'm too lazy to choose the color of my mask today."
· "Naruto! You could read my Come Come Paradise!"
· "Do I save my comrades or finish the mission? Oh, fuck this, I'll just kill my comrades and finish it myself."

- Kankurou
· "Hey Gaara, can I build a sand castle with your sand?"

- Kiba
· "Your a bad dog, Akamaru!!!"
· "I think I'm allergic to dogs…"
· "AKAMARU!! WHAT DID I TELL YOU WOULD HAPPEN IF I FOUND OUT YOU PEED ON THE RUG!?" *Brings Akamaru outside with a shotgun*

- Konohamaru
· "Naruto! Your a bad leader! I'm going to look for Sasuke!"

- Naruto
· "Shut up, Sakura I don't want to be Hokage today."
· "I don't like ramen! Let's eat tofu!"
· "I hate the color orange."
· "I love you, Neji."

- Neji
· "I love you more Hinata."

- Orochimaru
· "Ok lets pretend I'm straight for one minute..."
· "I have one more snake that you haven't seen, Sasuke."
· "I'm the guy who did Michael Jackson's plastic surgery."
·OH MY GOD! A SNAKE!! I HATE SNAKES! THEY SCARE ME!!! Sasuke-kun! *wimpers* Hold me..."

- Rock Lee
· "Hey Gai-Sensei! Can I enter a ninjutsu contest?"
· "Gai, stop hugging little boys and get a girlfriend."
· "Sakura, does nothing appease you?!"
· "Sakura, you are so ugly. I hate girls with pink hair."

- Sakura
· "Screw this, this ninja thing ain't for me I just wanted to be near Naruto."
· "Damn Sasuke you're even uglier than I am."
· "Damn Sasuke get a hair cut."

- Sasuke
· "I'm sorry Itachi I don't feel like fighting today."
· "You know, I'll stop hunting Itachi. I think I'll just enjoy life and marry Sakura."
· "Naruto, I love you. You are much more than a brother to me."
· I'm not emo. *Breaks into song* I walk a lonely road, the only road that I have ever known. *Cuts wrists* Don't know where it go... *passes out*

- Shikamaru
· "I'm sooo hyper lets run laps around Kohana for a hour."
· "Ino I hate you, your such a bitch. Yet you're so hot! Marry me?"

- Shizune
· "Tsunade-sama, I don't wanna work for you anymore!"

- Shino
· "Oh my god, did you see the size of that bug?!"
· "Eww get that thing out of your mouth you don't know were it has been."
· A bug! A bug! Get it off me! Get it off me!!!

- The Third Hokage
· "This village sucks I'm moving to Hawaii."

- Tsunade
· "I hate being young I wish I didn't have this jutsu going."
· "Mmmmm grubs slimy yet satisfying."
· "Gambling is horrible. I'll pick up a better hobby like collecting shells."
· "I am NOT a total whore."

Okay, Here are some interesting little facts about the Bijuu in the Naruto Series.

Naruto > Naruto Demon Guide - (Bijuu, Tailed Beasts, Demons)

Bijuu are demons that exist in the world of Naruto, they are also known in as demons in Japanese mythology. There are nine in total. Each one has an incredible amount of chakra within them, to try and combat these powerful beasts and stop the destruction they cause they were captured and sealed inside new born babies using a powerful technique that would kill the person using it. The Fourth Hokage was one of those people who sacrificed their life to seal a Bijuu and protect the world from chaos. When the human has a demon sealed inside them they are known as Jinchuriki, so far there are only two known Jinchuriki and they are Gaara and Naruto. Every demon has a different amount of tails, ranging from one tail to nine.

Seal used on Naruto

One Tailed Demon - Ichibi no Shukaku, takes the form of a racoon. This demon is sealed within Gaara of the Desert, because of this Gaara has the ability to control the sand around him. Other translations include: Shukaku, One tailed Shukaku, Tanuki.

Two Tailed Demon - Nibi no Nekomata, takes the form of a cat in Japanese mythology. This demon has not featured in the Naruto series as of yet.

Three Tailed Demon - Sanbi no Isonade, takes the form of a fish in Japanese mythology. This demon has not featured in the Naruto series as of yet.

Four Tailed Demon - Yonbi no Sokou, takes the form of a reptile like creature in Japanese mythology. This demon has not featured in the Naruto series as of yet.

Five Tailed Demon - Gobi no Houkou, takes the form of a dog in Japanese mythology. This demon has not featured in the Naruto series as of yet.

Six Tailed Demon - Rokubi no Raijuu, takes the form of weasel in Japanese mythology. This demon has not featured in the Naruto series as of yet.

Seven Tailed Demon - Shichibi no Kaku, takes the form of a badger in Japanese mythology. This demon has not featured in the Naruto series as of yet.

Eight Tailed Demon - Hachibi no Hachimata, takes the form of a snake in Japanese mythology. This demon has not featured in the Naruto series as of yet.

Nine Tailed Demon - Kyuubi no Youko, takes the form of a fox. This demon is sealed within Uzumaki Naruto who has incredible stamina and can summon large amounts of the Kyuubi's chakra. However Naruto has not yet learned how to fully control the awesome power of Kyuubi. Other translations include: Kyuubi, Nine Tailed Demon Fox, Kitsune.

Stories I'm writing:

The Nine Bijuu
Current Chapter Number: Twentythree
Current Content Rating: T for Teen (Mild Swearing, Violence, and some Sexual Content)
Expected Ending Content Rating: M for Mature. 16 (Swearing, Violence, and Sex)
Last Updated: 9/30/06
Status: Work-in-progress
Ratio of Chapters Produced: I write about 1-2 per week (Cuz I'm a Genius!)
Excuse For Not Updating: 'Research' (;_;)

Evil and Maniacal Laughter!
Current Chapter Number: One
Current Content Rating: PGish (Mild Swearing, etc.)
Last Updated: 7/21/06
Status: Complete

Current Chapter Number: One
Current Content Rating: PG (Premonitions of violent actions)
Last Updated: 7/22/06
Status: Complete

Current Chapter Number: One
Current Content Rating: PG-13 (Swearing, Violence, etc.)
Last Updated: 7/22/06
Status: Complete

Big, Bad Hinata
Current Chapter Number: Three
Current Content Rating: T for Teen (Swearing, and some Sexual Content)
Expected Ending Content Rating: Same as above, but maybe I'll throw in some violence (Swearing, Violence, some sexual content, etc.)
Last Updated: 7/23/06
Status: It might aswell be 'Complete'
Excuse For Not Updating: Nothing valid

The Faceless Somebody - Sasuke's Journal
Current Chapter Number: One
Current Content Rating: PGish
Last Updated: 7/24/06
Status: Complete

Jaded Tears...
Current Chapter Number: One
Current Content Rating: Rish--PG-13ish (Extreme Violence, etc.)
Last Updated: 7/24/06
Status: Complete

Eternity - Haku's Poem
Current Chapter Number: One
Current Content Rating: Gish
Last Updated: 7/25/06
Status: Complete

The Avenger!
Current Chapter Number: One
Current Content Rating: PG-13ish (Violence, Uchiha's getting killed, etc.)
Last Updated: 7/25/06
Status: Complete

In a Closet
Current Chapter Number: One
Current Content Rating: PG-13ish (Swearing, some 'sexual' content, etc.)
Last Updated: 7/25/06
Status: Complete

Legend of the Tailed Beasts; The Bijuu Japanese Mythology
Current Chapter Number: Eleven
Current Content Rating: PG-13ish (Demons fighting & killing eachother, etc.)
Last Updated: 7/27/06
Status: Complete

As you can see, I really, REALLY like Sakura. Love Compatibility Test

drools* Sakura... *

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What Darker Naruto Character Are You?

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I've said it before, I'll say it again; I am a HUGE NaruSaku fan. _

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I am Itachi

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What kind of person in the world of anime are you most like?

You would live the life of a demon in the anime world! You are very mysterious, wise, and quiet, though you are very deadly. Your past is most likely a dark one, and you prefer to keep it a secret. It's not like you're a horrible person. You can be quite decent sometimes. It's just what you do when you're angry that scares the crap out of people. So as long as you're calm, there's no need to get freaked when you walk by.Well, to say the least, I was a little surprised to get such a result from a quiz I answered honestly; as shown above. (Note: The caption below the picture couldn't apply to me more. This quiz is shockingly good at nailing your persona dead-on; I'd suggest all of you try it too. _

"Bitching about Orochimaru"

Author's Notes:
Once again, this Litmus Test does NOT, NOT, NOT, NOT belong to me. I will deny it up and down if someone gives me credit.

The only credit that belongs to me is typing this up, here.

I actually had to type the whole thing out. My computer refuses the copy and paste thing. That's the only credit I get. All the rest belongs to the actual creator. And before I go on, for you idiots out there who don't even know what a Mary Sue IS, it's a BAD, BAD, thing. Look it up on wikipedia, if you really want to know.
Narutoverse Mary Sue Litmus Test, V.2.5
Naruto Mary Sue Litmus Test, version 2.5. If there's anything that has possibly been missed or messed up, tell me. If anyone has an idea of how to shore up the scoring system for this, too, then by all means, share. The Sues shall not slip through!

I shall note that almost everything on here has been found at least once.

The Naruto Mary Sue Litmus Test

Give yourself one point per ‘yes’ answer unless otherwise indicated. Be honest — if you’re not, you’ll never improve. A few points doesn’t necessarily make a Mary Sue. Remember that canon females can be turned into Sues as well. If you’re curious about the Sue status of a canon character, either replace ‘OC’ with the character’s name or wait until a Canon Sue test gets put up. If you reach any variant of ‘stop now,’ then your character is beyond hope and needs put out of our its misery. Said points have been seen more than once in known badfic and Sue stories already.

First things first:
Is your OC’s name your name, your nickname, or your screenname? If so, stop now and delete yourself. Do not, do not, do not name your OC after yourself.

Is the OC’s name one you’d like to have?

Does the OC have an English/Westernized name?
Or a name taken from another anime or game's main characters?

Are they named after one of their parents?
Who happens to be another OC?
# If you name the opposite-gendered OC parent the same thing as the kid (NO, damn it, Itachi's mother's name is not Itachi), then stop here - at least until you find a Japanese name generator.

Does the OC have the same habits, hobbies, or interests as you? Interest in the Naruto series doesn’t count.

Do you think that the OC can't possibly be a self-insert because they're more (fill in blank: intelligent, talented, beautiful, wonderful, overage, etc.) than you?

Do you take it as a personal insult if someone doesn’t like your OC?

Is the OC described as exceptionally beautiful?
Would you like to look like the OC?
Would you want to be the OC?
Do you sometimes pretend you’re the OC?
Have you cosplayed as the OC before?
Because you like them better than/think they're cooler than any canon character? If so, stop here.

If someone physically hurts or kills themselves because the OC is so beautiful, stop here.

Does the OC's physical description match yours?
Exactly or almost exactly? If so, stop here.

Have you drawn or commissioned others to draw the OC for you?
More often than any other character?

Did the OC fall from, step through a portal from, or otherwise come from modern times into Narutoverse? If so, stop here.
You’re still reading, aren’t you?
If the from-modern-times OC has knowledge of Naruto canon and makes use of it to their advantage, delete yourself.

If the OC is American or from another country that speaks something other than Japanese but, once inserted into Naruto canon, can suddenly and magically speak Japanese, stop here.

Does the OC have an over-the-top hair color or colors? For example, rainbow hair, silver (not gray) hair, black hair with purple and red streaks, green hair with blue tips, etc.? A point per hair color. Two more if their hair changes color.
Does the OC have waist-length hair or longer?
Does the OC have eyes of a color not found in nature?
Do the OC’s eyes change color? Three points.
With their mood? Two more.
Does the OC's eyes have differently-colored rings?
Do the OC's eyes have stars, moons, or other odd shapes in the iris or pupil?
Does the OC have two differently colored eyes?
# If one eye is a Sharingan eye and the other is a Byakugan, step away from the computer. Now.

Does the OC’s clothing have nothing to do with practicality, even though they claim to be a l337 an elite ninja? (Does it involve a tube top, a bikini top, a miniskirt, high heels, expanses of bare skin like you'd see in a club in a movie, fluorescent/shiny clothing while being tracked by ANBU, etc.?)

If you need to spend more than two consecutive paragraphs describing your character and/or their clothing, stop here.
# If it’s one gigantic block paragraph, you lose at the internets.
# If you don't know what constitutes a block paragraph, please stop writing until you learn.

Do you use the term (or a variant thereof) ‘curves in all the right places’ to describe them?

Would you consider the OC sexy?
Do the canon characters?
Add a point if these characters find the OC hopelessly attractive:
# Neji
# Sasuke
# Gaara
# Orochimaru
# Itachi
Add two points every time the phrase (or a variant thereof) ‘S/he didn’t know why, but they couldn’t stop thinking about (the OC)’ comes up.
Add one more if almost the only thing the canon character really can think about is the OC/sex with the OC.

If lust for the OC makes a canon character attempt to rape them, five points.
If the canon character succeeds, ten points.
If you think that it wasn't rape because the OC enjoyed it, even though they screamed, struggled, and/or said no, stop here.

Would you have sex with the OC?
# Two points if the answer is a variation of ‘Yes, but they might kill me because they’re so powerful.’
# Would the OC kill you afterwards because being an assassin/whore/combination of the two is their job?

Is the OC old but young in appearance?
Is the OC immortal?
Does the OC angst about being immortal?
Though much older than the canon characters due to their immortality, does the OC still have a romantic/sexual relationship with them?

Does the character return from a hiatus — a summer, a few years of being missing, a time jump on the part of the author — dead sexy?

Does the character return from a hiatus more powerful than anyone would have ever expected?
With a nickname?
Is the nickname in Japanese/does the nickname require a translation?
Does the translation make sense? Get someone to check. If you’ve mistranslated your character’s own nickname, stop here.

Do people that ridiculed the OC before suddenly feel like idiots?

Does the OC have an amazing singing voice?
And dancing ability?
Do they show off at a talent show? Five points.
And pick up their love interest by doing so? Five more.
While performing songs that weren’t made by them? If so, stop here.

Does the OC have an outstandingly special speaking voice - especially melodic, seductive, etc.?

Is the OC especially proficient with weapons? A point for each weapon they're great with.
# Are they even though they said they aren't good with it?
# Are they even though they said they've never used the weapon before/aren't sure how to use it? If so, stop here.

Does the OC have an inhuman healing ability?
Brought out by their proximity to their love interest?

Does the OC become a fourth team member?
Is the OC’s love interest a member of the team they’re on?
Is everyone else on the team either jealous or in love with the OC as well?

If the OC is inserted directly into Narutoverse canon and nothing changes around them - the introduction scene with Kakashi is still essentially the same, the first mission is the same, etc. - then stop here and learn to work on originality.

Does the OC claim to be too good to need a team?
Even though they were beaten down by another ninja and needed to be rescued in the previous chapter?

Is the OC there primarily to be the love interest of a canon character? If so, ten points.
# If you would want to be the OC primarily because of their love interest, five more.

Is any other, canon love interest of the canon character dealt away with or turned into a complete bitch/bastard in order to facilitate the canon character and OC forming a relationship?
If you insist that Sakura/Ino/Hinata/whoever was a complete raging bitch before, stop here.

Is the OC related to a canon character?
As their long-lost sibling? Three points.
As their long-lost twin? Five points.
Separated through a tale of angst and woe?

Is the OC the child of two canon characters?
Is the OC the child of two male parents? Five points.

Is the OC the child of a canon character and another OC?
The romance of which is detailed in another story?

Is s/he the ‘other’ Uchiha that Itachi missed? Four points.

Does the OC win every battle they're in?
Except when the time comes for them to be saved by their love interest? (Three points.)

Does being around the OC and their exceptional beauty make at least one canon female character insanely jealous?

Does being around the OC make an otherwise intelligent canon female character act like an idiot? Watch/read the written part of the chuunin exams arc again if you need help figuring out that Sakura really is intelligent.

Does being around the OC make an otherwise intelligent canon male character act like a moron? See: Orochimaru, Kisame.

Does the story require that characters that don’t go together at all within canon pair up, just to meet up with the OC? Examples include Itachi and Orochimaru, Gaara and Itachi, Sasuke and Itachi, - pretty much everyone but Kisame with Itachi - so on and so forth?

Does the OC bring religion into Narutoverse? Give yourself a point for each:
# The OC wears a religious symbol that doesn't fit into canon, like a crucifix.
# The OC uses the religious symbols to summon, perform a technique, etc.
# You, the author, mention the OC's religion.
# The OC mentions their religion to others.
If the OC converts anyone, stop here.

Does the OC reform a villainous/cold character?
And make them swear to stop killing people?
Does the villainous/cold character fall in love with them?
Is it Gaara?
Do you make Gaara cry, you dirty, dirty bastard?
And (pre-time-jump) seal or otherwise remove Shukaku so he can sleep/snuggle with your OC? If so, stop here.

Is it Itachi?
Do you make Itachi repent for killing his clan and pretend that he’s sane and not beyond sociopathic?
Do you conveniently forget that he’s a S-class missing-nin that killed his clan?
Is Kisame randomly kicked out of the picture (killed, put in a zoo, given another partner, etc.) to make room for the OC?

Does the OC make Sasuke give up his quest to kill Itachi?

Does the OC make Sasuke and Itachi see each other as brothers again and stop that silly revenge/smackdown business?

Does being around the OC make two otherwise canonically straight males suddenly realize and declare their love for each other?

Does the OC have the same name and general appearance as a canon male character, just with a female form, thus making a sexual relationship with another male character not as scary to you? If so, stop here.

Does the OC prove their strength/ability by beating up someone?
# Is the someone a strong canon character?
# Is the someone a random person that attacks them for no reason? Two points.

Was the OC Gaara or Naruto’s 'only friend' when they were a child? Five points.

Does the OC cut themselves?
# If it's from failed suicide attempts, three points.
# If the OC doesn't scar from the cutting, stop here.
Do they stop cutting when their love interest realizes it/tells them to stop?
# Are they cured from that point on?
# Are they cured after their love interest proves they really do care! by kissing or having sex with them? If so, stop here.

Does the OC convince someone else to stop cutting?
Someone that doesn't cut in canon?

Bloodline Abilities:
Does the OC have a new bloodline limit or ability that has never shown up in canon before?
Is it a bloodline limit or ability to completely pwn all others — ability to copy other bloodline limits, ability to create an army out of thin air, ability to stop time, Kyukaku (the hybrid of Kyuubi and Shukaku), so on and so forth?

Does the OC mix bloodline limits already found in canon? Three points.
If the OC may use both the Sharingan and Byakugan at will, stop now.

If the OC may learn bloodline limits from a family not their own, stop now.

Is the OC a vampire? Three points.

Is the OC a dragon or half-dragon? Four points.

Is the OC a demon or a half-demon? Five points, but kudos for using monsters from the Naruto universe.
That thus needs Naruto or Gaara to understand them?
If the OC is a full demon, do they claim to be the mate of either Kyuubi or Shukaku? (Three points.)
Does the OC thus make either one, both of which are canids (in the dog family), purr? If so, stop writing and go learn some basic animal information.

Does the OC have wings/the ability to grow wings?

Can the OC fly?

Does the OC have cat/dog ears and/or a tail?
That don’t detract from their beauty in any way?

Is the OC telepathic/telekinetic?

Can the OC change shapes in a way that’s not henge no jutsu?
Is their other shape their 'demon's form'?

Can the OC talk to animals?

Does the OC have 'familiars'?

Does the OC have a special summon-animal?
Is it a white tiger? Two points.
If whatever it is strongly resembles Kirara from Inuyasha, stop here.

Does the OC act your age as opposed to theirs? Note that this question applies to younger writers that age the canon characters in order to facilitate sexual relationships, marriages, etc.

Is the OC frequently witty/does the OC usually have a snappy comeback that puts witty characters to shame?
Did the snappy comebacks come from Buffy or another television show?

Is your OC’s attitude/speech/personality modeled after that of another character in a book or television show? Be honest.

Does the OC swear excessively as part of their ‘cool’ or ‘hard’ personality?

Does the OC try to teach generally uncaring characters manners?
And succeed?

Does the OC use the concept of chivalry and how guys should treat girls as a defense?
Against a canonically bloodthirsty and cold character that for all intents and purposes shouldn’t care less?
And have it work?

Is the OC frequently concerned with their appearance?
At times when being concerned with their appearance should be secondary to a major problem going on within the story? They’ve been declared a missing-nin, the bad guy just kidnapped a canon character, the village is burning down, etc.?

Does the OC frequently talk back to authority figures?
And have nothing come of it?

Do all characters like the OC?
Except for characters you don’t like?
If you like a character that dislikes the OC, does that character see the error of their ways by the end of the story?

If the OC is a foreigner, are they immediately accepted into whatever village they wander into?

Is the OC so nice and sweet that other characters hate them for it?

Is the OC so exceptionally badass that everyone's afraid of pissing them off?

Does the OC try to make Kakashi stop reading Itcha Itcha Paradise?

Their Past:
Does the OC have a traumatic past?
Give one point for any of these things the OC has suffered:
# Rape
# Abuse
# Sexual abuse
# Sexual abuse at the hands of a family member/caretaker
# Torture
# Years of torture
# Torture at the hands of at least one family member/caretaker
# Being orphaned
# Being orphaned because someone murdered their clan/family
# Being orphaned because Itachi murdered their clan/family
# Being kicked out of their village
# Having to grow up alone
# Witnessing their family members being killed/raped (two points if it's both)
# Finding out that Orochimaru was their father
# Teenage pregnancy
# Being pregnant to their rapist
# Miscarriage/having their baby die
# Never being able to have kids again as a result of a miscarriage/sexual assault
Four points if the OC's family members reject them for being attacked/being raped/cracking under years of torture/etc.; two if the OC simply never tries to go home because they're 100% certain their family will reject them.
Three more points if that's the last their family is mentioned.

Does the OC constantly bring attention back to their angsty past? (Ie: "I'd enjoy the sunset...BUT I CAN'T BECAUSE I'M IMMORTAL, OH NOES!")
Does the OC not react to their traumatic past in ways that a real person would? Do research on psychological scarring if you’re not sure. No, psychological scarring isn't the same as wangsting.
# If the OC’s family/clan was wiped out a relatively short while before, massive physical, mental, and/or sexual abuse wasn’t a factor, and the OC blows it off or doesn’t care, stop here.
# If sex is used to ‘heal’ the OC after they’re raped, then stop here. You fail at being a human being.
# If the healing sex is with the person that raped them, then please kill yourself stop reading the bodice-rippers and look into getting some psychological counseling.

Does the OC claim to be from a new hidden village?
Does the new village’s name indicate that the ninjas from there are exceptionally evil, badass, talented, frightening, or otherwise awesome? (Aka Hidden Village of Blood, Darkness, Dragons, Demons, Death, Sparkly-Poo, etc.?)
Does the OC claim to be the Kage of this hidden village? Three points.
Even though they were born in Konoha?
Are they Kage, not Gaara, and still in their teens? Three more points.
Or younger? If so, stop here.
# Addendum: Does the OC refer to themselves as the 'Hokage' of this other village? If so, you, author, are an idiot.

Has the OC attained the rank of genin/chuunin/jounin at an extremely young/exceptional age?
Does the OC refer to A or S-class missions as ‘easy’?

Has the OC ever refused to test or rank up, even though 'everyone’ knows that they’re ready to/capable?
Did you make up a title for them to signify this?
Is the title a word that says means something completely different?

Redeem yourself!
Does the OC have a physical/mental/social handicap? Being too sweet, too beautiful, too selfless, or immortal isn’t a handicap. If you honestly say and believe this, stop now. Minus one if they do.
# Add one if the handicap doesn’t hinder them the way it would an ordinary person. Do research if you're not sure about lasting effects.
# Add two if the handicap is only mentioned once and then disappears or is healed.
# Add three if the handicap is magically cured through the power of true love (or the healing power of sex) by the end of the story.

If a neutural beta that you can trust to be honest with you has gone through your work without mentioning any of the points from above, subtract a point. If they think a winged OC named Serenity Sparklypoo from the Hidden Village of Pookage is an original idea, you might want to look for a new beta.

If the OC is not the focus of the story — introduced as part of a mission rather than a new main character, the story isn't through their POV the majority of the time — then subtract two points.

If you as an author have gone back into your story to correct misspellings or discrepancies with canon, subtract two points. We might like you after all!

If your character still has reached a ‘stop here’ point and you still insist they’re not a Sue, give those points right back.

So far, the tentative scoring system is this:

Under 11 - Not too bad! Most characters will score a couple of points - it's no big deal.
11-15 - Things are starting to get scary, but there's still hope for the OC's rehabilitation.
16-20 - You're in extremely dangerous territory, shinobi. Your character needs a severe overhaul, and may not make it out alive.
21 and over - If it looks like a Sue, and acts like a Sue, and comes up this high on the scale... Then it's a Sue. Sorry. I don't see how you missed any 'stop here' points.

(This part is mine!)

If you do have a Mary Sue/would like to make your Naruto fic better, go to this link and read the profile:

Sorry; was too lazy to add another chapter, and it would be nice if this was bumped back to the "Most Recent" section!

If you have any questions, feel free to contact Mayangirl6 (the author of the profile) or leave this story a review. You can contact me, too, if you want. Doesn't matter.

I'm well aware this isn't a story. Sorry about that. But it had to be done, because anyone who reads Naruto fanfiction knows that there are a lot of Mary Sues on animespiral.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile!
Its Called ... therapy!

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Category: Naruto
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Genre: Action, Adventure, Angst, Comedy, Drama, General, Hentai, Horror, Humor, Parody, Romance, Suspense
Warnings: Extreme Violence, Offensive Language, Sexual Content
Challenges: None
Open or Not: No
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Category: Naruto
Characters: None
Summary: A collection of Fanfiction stories I wrote about Itachi and/or Sasuke...etc. Basicly it's a compilation-type-thing. Again, NO Yaoi!!!! I hate that stuff!
Genre: Action, Adventure, Angst, Comedy, Drama, General, Horror, Humor, Parody, Romance
Warnings: Extreme Violence, Offensive Language, Sexual Content
Challenges: None
Open or Not: No
Reign of Fire by Syrus Magistus [Reviews - 0]
Category: Miscellaneous Series, Original
Characters: None
Summary: My Ultimate Original Series. It takes place in an alternate relm that very much resembles the world of ancient mythology, except somewhat different. For the deities who control this relm are constantly warring with each other and the balance of power is being tilted ever further towards total chaos with the appearance of a dark evil that is known only as 'The Reaper' The series contains various minor crossovers to a few different anime series and such, as well as constant crossovers to the world of reality and the world of fiction, etc.
Genre: Action, Adventure, Angst, Comedy, Drama, Ecchi, General, Hentai, Horror, Humor, Parody, Romance, Sci-Fi, Suspense
Warnings: Extreme Violence, Offensive Language, Sexual Content
Challenges: None
Open or Not: No
'Reign of Fire' Appendices by Syrus Magistus [Reviews - 0]
Summary: This is a story post with stats and info on my Original Story 'Reign of Fire' which contains character stats, background, and abilities. As well as info on settings, artifacts, etc. from the story. All of which would take far longer and would be far more difficult to gather from the story alone.
Characters: None
Category: Original, General
Genre: General
Story Type:
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Published: 08/12/06
Updated: 08/12/06
Completed? No
Story Statistics
Chapters 1
Word Count 618 words
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Big, Bad Hinata! by Syrus Magistus starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 9]
Summary: A retarded parody where Hinata finally developes a backbone, perhaps too much so; Seeing as now she's going around acting like a little bitch. (Comedy; Parody; lots and lots of foul language; some sexual content (mostly references, though) etc.)
Characters: None
Category: Naruto
Genre: Comedy, General, Humor, Parody
Story Type:
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Offensive Language, Sexual Content
Published: 07/23/06
Updated: 07/23/06
Completed? Yes
Story Statistics
Chapters 3
Word Count 722 words
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Brothers by Syrus Magistus starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 8]
Summary: Many years have passed and Sasuke and Itachi have meet once more. For one last time these two brothers will fight each other bitterly. And the outcome will be... {NOTE: This is NOT a Yaoi! I don't write those!}
Characters: None
Category: Naruto
Genre: Action, Drama, Horror, Humor
Story Type:
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Extreme Violence, Offensive Language
Published: 07/22/06
Updated: 07/22/06
Completed? Yes
Story Statistics
Chapters 1
Word Count 5716 words
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Eternity - Haku's Poem by Syrus Magistus starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: A Haku poem-thing.
Characters: None
Category: Naruto, Poetry
Genre: Drama, General
Story Type:
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Published: 07/25/06
Updated: 07/25/06
Completed? Yes
Story Statistics
Chapters 1
Word Count 206 words
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Evil and Maniacal Laughter! by Syrus Magistus starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 7]
Summary: The Sannin are kids, Jiraiya and Tsunade are having a laughing contest, and Orochimaru will be made to laugh...whether he likes it or not!
Characters: None
Category: Naruto
Genre: Comedy, Humor
Story Type:
Rating: PG
Warnings: Offensive Language
Published: 07/21/06
Updated: 07/21/06
Completed? Yes
Story Statistics
Chapters 1
Word Count 990 words
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In a Closet by Syrus Magistus starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 17]
Summary: A messed up story that just came into my head, about 'what would happen if Sasuke and Sakura were locked in a small supply closet?' ( ie; to all you perverts; I know what you're thinking! Stop thinking it.)
R & R (read and ridicule)
Characters: None
Category: Naruto
Genre: Comedy, General, Humor, Parody
Story Type:
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Offensive Language, Sexual Content
Published: 07/25/06
Updated: 07/25/06
Completed? Yes
Story Statistics
Chapters 1
Word Count 1360 words
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Jaded Tears... by Syrus Magistus starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Itachi slaughters the Uchiha clan! (Warning: There will be blood; lots and lots of blood.) This is an Itachi narrative.
Characters: None
Category: Naruto
Genre: Angst, Drama, Horror
Story Type:
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Extreme Violence
Published: 07/24/06
Updated: 07/24/06
Completed? Yes
Story Statistics
Chapters 1
Word Count 530 words
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Legend of the Tailed Beasts; The Bijuu of Japanese Mythology by Syrus Magistus starstarstarstar [Reviews - 6]
Summary: The Ultamate Bijuu Directory!
Characters: None
Category: Naruto
Genre: General, Humor
Story Type:
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Extreme Violence, Sexual Content
Published: 07/27/06
Updated: 07/27/06
Completed? Yes
Story Statistics
Chapters 11
Word Count 5010 words
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Shoutei by Syrus Magistus starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 7]
Summary: An Itachi narrative written as somewhat of a poem, taking place shortly before the infamous murder of the Uchiha clan.
Characters: None
Category: Naruto
Genre: General, Horror
Story Type:
Rating: PG
Warnings: Extreme Violence
Published: 07/22/06
Updated: 07/22/06
Completed? Yes
Story Statistics
Chapters 1
Word Count 2391 words
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The Avenger! by Syrus Magistus starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Another fic, written by yours truly, about the the slaughter of the Uchiha clan by that bastard, Itachi.
Characters: None
Category: Naruto
Genre: Angst, Drama, Horror
Story Type:
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Extreme Violence
Published: 07/25/06
Updated: 07/25/06
Completed? Yes
Story Statistics
Chapters 1
Word Count 1000 words
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The Faceless Somebody - Sasuke's Journal by Syrus Magistus starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 7]
Summary: As the title suggests, this is Sasuke journal. It contains things such as his inner thoughts, memories, etc.
Characters: None
Category: Naruto
Genre: Drama, General, Humor
Story Type:
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Published: 07/24/06
Updated: 07/24/06
Completed? Yes
Story Statistics
Chapters 1
Word Count 1578 words
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The Nine Bijuu by Syrus Magistus starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 75]
Summary: The 'Bijuu' are demon beasts bearing tails, nine total. We know the whereabouts of one, Kyuubi, But what about the other eight? Pairings NaruSaku; SasuxOC
(Rated for future lemons)
Characters: None
Category: Naruto
Genre: Action, Adventure, Angst, Comedy, Drama, Horror, Humor, Romance, Suspense
Story Type:
Rating: R
Warnings: Extreme Violence, Offensive Language, Sexual Content
Published: 07/04/06
Updated: 10/31/06
Completed? No
Story Statistics
Chapters 24
Word Count 17841 words
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Where Heaven and Earth Meet by Syrus Magistus starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 10]
Summary: Part One in the series, 'Reign of Fire' In which a broody High School punk with a very cynical personality and an unrivaled bad attitude finds a rather interesting little item that takes him to a strange place...
Characters: None
Category: Miscellaneous Series, Original
Genre: Action, Adventure, Angst, Comedy, Drama, Horror, Humor, Parody, Romance, Sci-Fi, Suspense
Story Type:
Rating: R
Warnings: Extreme Violence, Offensive Language, Sexual Content
Published: 08/05/06
Updated: 10/03/06
Completed? No
Story Statistics
Chapters 4
Word Count 2189 words
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The Best Laid Plans by arun2110 reviews
Madara had a plan. The Yondaime ruined it. Madara made another plan. One that could not fail. But the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry and this one had just run straight into the number one most surprising ninja in Konoha, one Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 190,300 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 2,032 - Follows: 1,990 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Naruto U.
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14195 - Favs: 17,968 - Follows: 15,539 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 31008 - Favs: 17,465 - Follows: 14,926 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Ultimate Dojutsu by KyuubiGoku reviews
Naruto wants to be a shinobi. Kyuubi gives Naruto a new dojutsu. Watch Naruto master his new dojutsu as he shows everyone who has the ultimate bloodline. Naruto x Tsume/ Naruharem. Mini Kiba-harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 634,511 - Reviews: 2591 - Favs: 4,217 - Follows: 3,094 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Naruto U., Tsume I. - Complete
Hidden love by Raphmaster14 reviews
What if Sakura, instead of loving Sasuke actually loves Naruto but hides her feelings by pretending to love Sasuke? Slightly stronger Naruto, Perverted Sakura and kakashi, nicer Sasuke. IS IT THE END OF THE WORLD? read and find out
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 145,921 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sinister Chakra by williams5505 reviews
The night the Kyuubi attacked Konoha, Madara accompanied it, hoping to destroy the village once and for all. However, the Yondaime's jutsu sealed Madara into Naruto as well. Naruto, cursed with a chakra even more sinister than the Kyuubi's itself, must now challenge a rising Akatsuki, and determine what path to justice and peace is the right one.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 328,813 - Reviews: 1749 - Favs: 2,271 - Follows: 2,065 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Indomitable by ShaperV reviews
Naruto isn’t a moron. Jiraiya isn’t a clueless loser. The Kyuubi doesn’t intend to die. Three simple facts that will change the course of history. Eventual Naruto/Multi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,589 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 4,475 - Follows: 4,943 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Naruto U.
Training for the Job by Desaix reviews
NaruSaku. Summary removed due to too many complaints.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 75 - Words: 451,001 - Reviews: 2880 - Favs: 2,379 - Follows: 1,711 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
A Light Shining In The Darkness by 50caliberchaos reviews
The Great War ended more than seventy years ago and the world has forgetten the lessons it learned at the cost of those countless lives. The rich have never been richer, the poor have never been poorer, and the desperate mob of Republic City flocks to those promising protection even as evil powers mass in the shadows. Only the Avatar and a bastard prince can hold back the darkness.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,279 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Korra
Five Kingdoms for the Dead by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
After the Forest of Death, Sakura comes to realize that being weak is no longer an option. However, she finds that change is sometimes painful and that truth doesn't always come easy. Luckily, she'll have some help along the way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 220,628 - Reviews: 3151 - Favs: 3,020 - Follows: 1,664 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H., Itachi U., Sai - Complete
Breaking the Limit by RockX2 reviews
Sasuke declines the offer to go to Orochimaru's and stays in the village. Now Team 7 is faced with tougher missions, a second Chunin exam that's harder then the first, and a brand new enemy that threatens to ruin everything they've worked for... NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 147,777 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Life Starts at Sixteen by Another Reader reviews
12 year olds as elite assassins? Yeah right! Follow Naruto and friends who just graduated at 16, as they kick butt and chew gum. *New and improved! Major overhaul, with several improvements! Mature humor; Explanation inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 141,872 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Tight Spot by hakanamu reviews
Naruto once believed he saw Sasuke as more of a brother than Itachi ever did. But stuck in the 13-year-old ANBU captain's body on the day of Uchiha Clan Massacre, could he really do any better?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,127 - Reviews: 1053 - Favs: 1,771 - Follows: 1,837 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Blue Fire Trapped in the Land of Nin by xxKarinka19x reviews
Azula has been in the mental hospital for two years and wants to leave. The Spirit Realm decides to grant her wish, but in order to be free she has to travel to a new realm and convince a ninja named Sasuke Uchiha to return to Konoha. Oh, joy! Has a discontinued sequel and an alternate version called "Red Azula" (coming soon).
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,812 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Sasuke U., Azula - Complete
Leaf Style Maelstrom by Soulblazer87 reviews
'Leaf Style Shinobi, Uzumaki Naruto' So he had introduced himself. What about if that became a little bit more... literal? No decided pairings if ever, new jutsu and general insanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 150,569 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 1,566 - Follows: 1,242 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Naruto U.
Luna Lovegood and the Trip of Lust by Yunaman reviews
It's just another year at Hogwarts for Luna Lovegood, or is it? Everything starts off normally, but suddenly everything goes to hell. A congregation of evil is out to rape her into oblivion. Can she stop them?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,587 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Luna L.
Naruto 40,000 by Inquisitor Craddeus reviews
A naruto warhammer40K cross over, see how our beloved Naruto charactors handle the warhammer 40K universe! Please enjoy :D I HAVE begun working again!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,792 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Akuma no Yona Sekai by SkyyeStrike reviews
Team seven has failed and died at the hands of a stranger. But they have been given another chance and dumped into a new world, this time, with their memories intact. SasufemNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,330 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruko U.
Hero of the Soviet Union by Lord of Misrule reviews
A Stargate Alternate Universe set in the Cold War. Wha if it was not the United States which acquired the Stargate, but the Soviet Union...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,677 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008
A Father's Gift by darn2k reviews
Instead of just sealing their consciousness into Naruto as a one time thing, what would happen if someone pointed out to Minato how the villagers would most likely treat Naruto and he made preparations to protect him. Smart/Strong Naruto. M to be careful.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 152,171 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 2,516 - Follows: 2,485 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Naruto U.
Kaze No Kami by th4n reviews
Naruto armed with a new power, changes the world to become what everyone in the elemental nations will one day know as the Wind God, the Kaze No Kami. Naruto x Fem.Kyuubi / Team 7 Bashing / Rated M for Violence and Language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 202,744 - Reviews: 1554 - Favs: 3,004 - Follows: 1,611 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The Kitsune and Kysohi Warrior by Kyuubi16 reviews
Many years have passed and Naruto is still alive. He finds himself on Kyoshi island and runs afoul of their warriors, but one catches his eye. A little playful fun turns into something more as the Kitsune and Warrior fall for eachother. NarutoxSuki.
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,132 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 1/21/2010 - [Naruto U., Suki] - Complete
The Accidental Henge by JAC-Ossuary reviews
Frustrated with academy life, Naruto steals a third years training manual and resolves to teach himself the Henge before anyone else in his class. Done on the night of a full moon, Naruto has no idea what his attempts will cause. Naru/Ino Fem!Naru/Ino
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,966 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 2090 - Favs: 6,571 - Follows: 3,735 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
Roku Naruto by Anthurak The Chaos Lord reviews
AU. Naruto: Fool? Loudmoth? Not anymore. The night he learned Kage Bunshin, Naruto was changed. Witness the rise of a Naruto never seen before. MELON! Naruto/Hinata. No crossover. UBER OOCness Not a super-Naruto fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 127,088 - Reviews: 2202 - Favs: 3,341 - Follows: 3,006 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Good Morning Miami by Erik's Princess reviews
Brian has been caught and is being brought to Miami Metro, Dexter's perspective on all that follows. Done, but currently revising.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,831 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Dexter M., Rudy C./Brian M.
Early for Once by Sarah1281 reviews
Though the Doctor was trying to get to Barcelona, the TARDIS takes him, Amy, and Rory to early 20th century Wales instead...and right in front of Jack a full century too early. Surely he'll be reasonable about the Doctor's need to preserve timelines...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/19/2011 - 11th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Saving Captain Jack by Sarah1281 reviews
Rose let it go at the time because she had bigger problems but when she and Ten are more comfortable with each other, she has to know: Jack? Staying behind to rebuild Earth? Really? Without saying goodbye? REALLY? Someone's got some explaining to do...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,279 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete
Triage by Guile reviews
Take this sinking boat and point us home. We've still got time. Sakura time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,763 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Sakura H.
Circumstantial by Sarah1281 reviews
Parliament may be destroyed and a revolution beginning, but the fact remains that Evey Hammond is a wanted fugitive standing next to a Detective Chief Inspector who feels that he's waited long enough for answers. If only she WAS in as deep as he thought.
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Complete
Just Fight Already! by Sarah1281 reviews
The time has finally come for Naruto and Sasuke's final battle...well, almost. First comes Naruto's appeals to stop trying to kill everyone, Sasuke's blatant rejection of facts he doesn't like, and a bit too much fondness for arguing from them both.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 76 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the FanFiction Tropes by ShaperV reviews
A collection of shorts and one-shots pitting the HP cast against the most terrifying opponent of all - silly fanfiction plots!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,188 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Harry P.
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3207 - Favs: 4,841 - Follows: 2,470 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Demon mage in the pokegirl world by You will fear my laser face reviews
this was a story that I loved but for some reason disappeared from the internets all credit goes to chaos driver for creating this wonderful story maybe someone wants to pick up where he left off? I would but I'd probably just make a mess of it
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 105,089 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Naruto U.
The Rueful Avenger by YukiwaFuru reviews
AU/AD.Time-travel.After Madara extracts Kyuubi from Naruto, Sasuke sets a new course of revenge.But when the two Sharingan users clash, the unexpected occurs.Stuck in another world, will Sasuke manage to save a different Naruto? Discontinued, up for adoption.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,538 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Afterthoughts by Epidot reviews
Time-travel, that isn't really time-travel. Naruto makes his way from his first day as a genin, with a 'feel' about how he should do things as a shinobi, and dreams about what 'a' future holds.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 66,209 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 1,319 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4672 - Favs: 4,822 - Follows: 3,570 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
That DNA Thing by Hedonistic Opportunist reviews
Men are pigs. Sakura knows that, and yet she can't keep her eyes from her new neighbour. NaruSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,873 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Two Steps Back by H.E. Gray reviews
One person can make all the difference. AU, timetravel, Sasuke adopts Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,100 - Reviews: 1111 - Favs: 2,878 - Follows: 3,326 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Fading Spark by Leonineus reviews
During the final battle with Madara and Sasuke, Sakura is rendered the last remaining member of Team Kakashi. What will she do? Rated M for character death and extreme violence!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lovehammer: The Scattering of Serenity by Charles Bhepin reviews
Simple concept: Usagi Tsukino as raised by the God-Emperor of Man. Stuff happens and things change for two universes.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,891 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 9/26/2010
Everyone's Safe by Sarah1281 reviews
AU ending to "Human Nature"/"Family of Blood." What if the Family had never found Martha and the Doctor? Could John Smith have ever had the life he saw in the watch? Even if he could, everything must end eventually. At least he knows everyone's safe.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,506 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Joan R., J. Smith - Complete
Small Breasts by Oh My Kira reviews
Naruto always did prefer small breasts... NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Instrumental by Wandering Wonderer reviews
Living in different worlds, two people are brought together by music...and a car accident. Rated M for adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,396 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 71 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
A Moment in History by Darth Malleus reviews
As the Kyubi no Kitsune descends upon the Hidden Village of Konoha, as Madara begins his plans to bring 'peace' to the world, he is unaware of three figures, watching him from atop the Hokage Mountain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,179 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 1,435 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
First Girl Wins by Sarah1281 reviews
Sylvia didn't quite know why Truman had set his sights on her instead of Meryl but she wasn't complaining. She just wished she was allowed to even talk to him and that, once she had stolen a date, the guilt hadn't overwhelmed her. Sylvia character study.
Truman Show - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
The Finer Shades of Why by Yesac reviews
When Dooku realizes far earlier Sidious' intentions to replace him, Sidious' plans never come to fruition... but Dooku's do. Across the galaxy, Anakin and Obi-Wan are shot down by their own men and try to make sense of why.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 43 - Words: 212,901 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Never Meant To Be by SkyyeStrike reviews
Naruto goes out into the forest for a walk to ease her troubled mind. Guess who's there. THIS IS A ONESHOT. fem Naruto and Sasuke. as much as i love yaoi, this isn't it. so deal. SasuNaru foreva XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruko U. - Complete
MWDC: Harry Potter and the Guardian's Light by Finmonster reviews
Part 2 of the Marvelous World of DC starts here! Harry Potter has just entered a world of magic and wonder. As he begins his fateful journey, he must make new friends, face new enemies and weild a power that magic itself knows not!
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 94,961 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Top Secret S Rank Mission by Sarah1281 reviews
After Kabuto leaves, Aoba is left to try and explain what's happened to Naruto without revealing what's really going on...and Naruto, it seems, has plenty of questions of his own about this so-called 'S-rank ecology mission.' Recent manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Aoba Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Edifice Rex by Thranduil Oropherion Redux reviews
Aragorn impresses Arwen with a sizeable gift. Dedicated to Lord Kelvin, RedBootton, and the Literate Union. Warning for innuendo.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Aragorn, Arwen U. - Complete
Immortal by chicogamer17 reviews
Azula finds the prison of a powerful being. How will this affect the war? Evil Naruto, NarutoxAzula
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,476 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Naruto U., Azula - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 14462 - Favs: 7,660 - Follows: 5,782 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Lady of Disrepute by The Halfa Wannabe reviews
Naruko, a young woman with a reputation she doesn't deserve, a proud Kunoichi of Konoha, and a list of problems as long as the Amazon river starts her path into adulthood, her first step, proving that she's not what others tell their children she is.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,751 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Naruko U., Sakura H.
Here and Now by KyLewin reviews
Sequel to Time and Again. Naruto has gone back in time from a war ravaged future and has a chance to set things right, but despite his efforts things seem to be worse rather than better. Akatsuki, Orochimaru, Danzo... some jinchuriki have no luck at all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 192,736 - Reviews: 2033 - Favs: 2,476 - Follows: 2,689 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Naruto U.
The Fox and and the Ninja by bigbadwolfie604 reviews
The Kyuubi is free! And he wants to destroy the Hidden Village! However, there is one problem. It turns out that he is a she! And as it would turn out she has the hots for Naruto. Can Naruto live through a demon’s love? Can he betray his dreams, village,
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,768 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Sasuke, I Think I'm Pregnant by Sarah1281 reviews
Sasuke's had his fair share of people claiming to be having his child but he'd never dated any of them before and they had all been decidedly female. Still, Naruto's quite convinced that he IS pregnant and logic isn't about to convince him otherwise...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 75 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Disturbing Pattern by Sarah1281 reviews
Thinking about the Sannin, Naruto comes to an unsettling realization: two of them and their teacher were all killed by a student of theirs. Could the still-comatose Tsunade be next? Needless to say, he's not going to be taking any chances...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 119 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5971 - Favs: 9,560 - Follows: 3,617 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Ninja Slush by ShaperV reviews
A holding pen for the plot bunnies that keep multiplying whenever I turn by back. This is back-burner stuff that I don't expect to do anything with until after my other stories are complete, if then. Rated for safety.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,231 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Naruto U.
Unsatisfactory Familial Relations by Sarah1281 reviews
During the Chuunin Exams, Sasuke and Temari find themselves alone together and end up bonding over the things they have in common: questionably sane teammates and homicidal brothers who could kill them at any moment.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 60 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Temari - Complete
For the Love of my Friends by Foxie-sama reviews
NaruHina For Naruto, time was always of the essence, especially when he knew everything that would come to pass and only had a certain amount of time to change it all. WILL NOT BE CONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 57 - Words: 522,144 - Reviews: 5584 - Favs: 4,245 - Follows: 2,967 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Please Don't Eat Me! by Sarah1281 reviews
On their way home from the failed invasion, Temari and Kankuro attempt to deal with issues related to Gaara's apology, including whether he really means it, if he's going to eat them, and whether Naruto is secretly a cult leader.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 120 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Gaara, Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Yokai Sharingan by Akatsuki King reviews
Being rewritten. During the break in the chuunin exams, Jiraiya threw Naruto off a cliff to help 'motivate' him into summoning a large toad. The Kyuubi is forced to help out. Will be epic in length. NaruTema.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,803 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 1,276 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 9/15/2006 - [Naruto U., Temari]
Just Where Do You Think You’re Going? by Sarah1281 reviews
After Naruto dragged him back to Konoha, Sasuke settled down with Sakura and had a kid. Tragically, he must have vengeance on Itachi and so eventually leaves again. Or tries to. His wife is NOT happy to be left behind again...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 59 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tobi Calls Australia! by Sarah1281 reviews
Mary Sue is very excited when she accidentally calls half of the Akatsuki to our world...until they kill her and decide to take over the world. How do they fare and what's happening back in the Narutoverse as a result?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,472 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Setting An Example by Sarah1281 reviews
A week after Tsunade starts at the Acadmey, she and Tobirama have a discussion that convinces her that being Hokage is a terrible idea and she should be a Shinobi instead of a Kunoichi. But hey, at least she doesn't think the Uchiha are evil.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 49 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Tobirama S., Tsunade S. - Complete
This Time Around by Crimson Skies reviews
A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,871 - Reviews: 4250 - Favs: 6,132 - Follows: 6,248 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Always the Last to Know by Sarah1281 reviews
While having lunch together one day, Iruka and Kakashi realize that everyone in Konoha thinks they are together. Bewildered, they attempt to track the source of these rumors as they barely even know each other. Surprisingly, not Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 86 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Well, He IS Really Old by Sarah1281 reviews
Sasuke and Karin sneak into Konoha with plans to dispose of Danzo once and for all...only to discover he's apparently died of old age. While they try to figure out what to do next, Sai and Naruto show up and suspect foul play...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 59 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Feeling Underappreciated? Join the Akatsuki! by Sarah1281 reviews
Sakura and Ino are convinced their teammates think that they're weak. Upon failing to find support from their fellow Kunoichi, they decide that they have no choice but to leave Konoha and join the Akatsuki. Sadly, things do not go quite as planned...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Are You Sure it Doesn’t Say Arashi? by Sarah1281 reviews
The morning after Minato signs with the toads, Minato and Jiraiya try to work out just what Minato signed on the scroll. Minato insists he signed his own name but Jiraiya claims it says 'Arashi'...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 70 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Minato N., Jiraiya - Complete
That's It? by Sarah1281 reviews
Madara tracks down Naruto find out the answer to a very important question: Just how is he so persuasive? Initially reluctant, Naruto agrees if Madara explains his own powers of persuasion. Needless to say, the explanations just make them more confused.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 154 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Naruto U., Madara U. - Complete
Sasuke's Completely Unnecessary Christmas Carol by Sarah1281 reviews
Sasuke's been wandering alone since Madara's defeat and he's doing fine. Or he would be if Naruto and Sakura would leave him alone. Then to make matters worse his various relatives decide to stage an intervention. What part of 'fine' don't they get?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,246 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Gaara the Messiah by Sarah1281 reviews
“Look, it was either that or telling everyone you were a zombie.” Gaara's resurrection has unexpected consequences when they have to find a way to explain it without mentioning forbidden jutsu. And sadly, those were two of the more reasonable ideas...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 110 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Worst Chuunin Present Ever by Sarah1281 reviews
Post-series. Upon making Chuunin, Naruto and Co are called into Tsunade's office to hear some startling news: Naruto is secretly a girl. And apparently a lesbian. And no, she's still not in love with Sasuke. And why does no one ever tell her these things?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 78 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Finally Dealing with the Fallout by Sarah1281 reviews
After confessing her undying love for Naruto, Sakura's convinced it is reciprocated and decides to plan out their relationship. Apparently she didn't discuss it with Naruto, though, and he's got some issues with her to work out. Recent manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Needless Gender Confusion by Sarah1281 reviews
In which a girl Haku decides to protect herself while travelling by pretending to be a boy...without actually changing her appearance in the slightest. Zabuza tries to understand her reasoning, but that seems to be as unbalanced as she is.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 110 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
Well, He’s Got to Start Asking Questions Sometime by Sarah1281 reviews
During his epic battle with Itachi, Sasuke realizes that this may be his last chance for answers and that nothing he's hearing makes any sense so he decides to finally start asking questions. He's kind of new at this, though, so might take awhile...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 117 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Talked Into Self Sacrifice by Sarah1281 reviews
Hyuuga Hizashi was just minding his own business when he was accosted by a Hyuuga elder with a mad plan to save Hiashi from his own mistake: talking his twin into agreeing to a trade.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Hizashi H., Hiashi H. - Complete
Madara Wants to do WHAT to the Moon? by Sarah1281 reviews
After the summit, Gaara finds Naruto and explains to him what Madara's current 'Master Plan' is. Needless to say, Naruto is not impressed and his faith in Madara's sanity takes a huge nosedive. "He either didn't think this through or he's lying to us."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 1,279 - Follows: 208 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
The Secret Origins of the Bell Test by Sarah1281 reviews
Even though they both knew it was a bad idea, Hashirama needed an apprentice so Tobirama had to take a team. What they DIDN’T expect was to create the infamous bell test to get out of going over paperwork or to begin to turn the team against the Uchiha…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Could Have Been Worse by Sarah1281 reviews
After listening to his team complaining AGAIN just because he showed up nine hours late, Kakashi decides he has the worst team ever and wonders what it would be like if he'd gotten a different team...on second thought, maybe Team 7's not so bad.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 95 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Itachi’s First Day by Sarah1281 reviews
Itachi’s first day with the Akatsuki doesn’t start off the best: Kisame keeps calling him a kid, Orochimaru keeps hitting on him, Sasori turned himself into a puppet, and Zetsu might eat them all. He knew he should’ve stayed in Konoha…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 117 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
The Power of Fanaticism versus the Power of Youth by Sarah1281 reviews
Since Danzo's trial-run as Hokage doesn't really 'work out', it's time to select a new candidate. As the Daimyo is clearly susceptible to loud people, Shikaku only has one choice to prevent Danzo from picking one of his puppets: Maito Gai for Rokudaime.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 89 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
The Benefits of Omnipotence by Saiyan Angie reviews
Uzumaki Naruto must admit he never thought he'd be in that spot again. Then again, distortions of time and space weren't really something the academy prepared you for. Inspired by Lionheart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 55 - Words: 102,160 - Reviews: 2515 - Favs: 2,443 - Follows: 2,831 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Naruto U.
Madara’s Dramatic Exit by Sarah1281 reviews
Hashirama and Tobirama were only trying to assure Madara that winning the Hokage battle didn't mean they were planning on destroying the Uchiha, but they end up accidentally inspiring Danzo and feeding Madara's paranoia until he gets fired as clan head…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Lee's Inexplicable Crush by Sarah1281 reviews
After the Chuunin Exam preliminaries, Neji and Tenten sit down and try and figure out why in the world Lee likes Sakura so much when they have almost nothing in common and practically no shared values. It...doesn't go very well.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 60 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Gai's Very Own Eternal Rival by Sarah1281 reviews
After three years of brooding on his public humiliation, Kisame finally faces Gai again only to realize he has no idea who he is. Well that won't do! The epic battle over Gaara can wait. Let Operation: Remember Me! begin...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Kisame H., Gai M. - Complete
Choosing Chuunins by Sarah1281 reviews
After the invasion, it is left to the Council to decide the results of the Exam. They refuse to promote an invader out of principle but they’d like to promote SOMEONE. And they need a new Hokage. And Itachi will probably be back. And Danzo keeps applying.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 78 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Koharu U., Homura M. - Complete
He Has A Video Blog? by Sarah1281 reviews
The day Dr. Horrible plans to impress the Evil League of Evil, the LAPD decide to google him because of the stolen Wonderflonium and come across his video blog. They are not impressed.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Dr. Horrible/Billy, Captain Hammer - Complete
Since When is Danzo the Voice of Reason? by Sarah1281 reviews
Upon hearing that Danzo wants to start treating Sasuke like a missing-nin, Sakura and Naruto run off to beg him to reconsider. Perturbed, Danzo points out that he IS a missing-nin and why they have to start acting like it, regardless of nostalgia.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 41 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Naruto U., Danzō S. - Complete
Yay We Passed by Sarah1281 reviews
After passing Kakashi's bell test, Naruto asks Sasuke why's he's not more excited. The Uchiha reveals that it was inevitable that they would, not only because he's amazing, but because of politics. His team doesn't understand, so he's forced to elaborate.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 80 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Birth of a Rivalry by Sarah1281 reviews
Though it pains Sakura greatly, she knows that it’s for the best that she and her best friend become bitter rivals…over a boy who cannot stand either of them. Ino, naturally, is confused and tries to change Sakura’s mind. Inevitably, they get sidetracked.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Leaf Village? Seriously? by Sarah1281 reviews
Madara, Izuna, Hashirama, and Tobirama meet to name the village and finalize the constitution. It quickly dissolves into an epic shogi match with Tobirama inadvertently convincing his students that the Uchiha are evil. It's all harmless, though...right?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 64 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
What Were You Doing? by Sarah1281 reviews
Left to their own devices, Smith and Morpheus bicker about the definition of 'mammals' and 'viruses', Cypher's motivation, how efficient Agents are, and whether or not the machines have an obligation to take care of the environment, among other things.
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Morpheus, Smith, A. - Complete
An Answer at Last by Sarah1281 reviews
When Kiba finds out that Naruto STILL hasn’t responded to Hinata’s love confession, he drags her off to confront Naruto, who’s talking with Sakura, who’s convinced he loves HER. Or does he love Sasuke? The time has come to sort this out. Not Kiba/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 57 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Naruto U., Kiba I. - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 1,645 - Follows: 256 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Getting Revenge Without Being a Total Prick by Sarah1281 reviews
After beating Orochimaru, Sasuke hears of Shikamaru's success in getting revenge on Hidan in about a week and decides that since he's made little progress on that himself in the last eight years, he should seek him out and ask for some friendly advice...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 56 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
There’s Faith and then There’s THAT by Sarah1281 reviews
In which Jiraiya and the Council team up to try and convince the Sandaime that revealing Naruto's Jinchuuriki status to everyone in Konoha is not exactly the best plan and Sarutobi professes his great faith in the people of Konoha constantly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 70 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Jiraiya, Hiruzen S. - Complete
Reload by Case13 reviews
They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 153,280 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 3,544 - Follows: 2,614 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
You're Not Hallucinating, Sasuke! by Sarah1281 reviews
The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while delivering his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 163 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Let's Kill Sasuke! by Sarah1281 reviews
As per Shikamaru's request, Sakura and Naruto have a chat about whether or not it would be for the best to just kill Sasuke and get it over with or let him continue to be an idiot and possibly start a war. Spoilers for recent Manga chapters.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Choosing the Fourth by Sarah1281 reviews
In which the Third Hokage, the three Sannin, and the Yellow Flash decide on the Fourth Hokage by means of 'not its', addressing a series of hypothetical situations, and seeing who's brave enough to put on Tsunade's cursed necklace.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 155 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Minato N., Hiruzen S. - Complete
An Odd Twist of Fate by Agni reviews
Itachi was gay but when he finally did manage to fall in love, his object of affections turned out to be a girl. An energetic, blonde vixen of a girl, but a girl nonetheless. Fugaku is not complaining. AU. Female Naruto/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,615 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 1,413 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Keep Your Eye on the Council by Sarah1281 reviews
After Naruto brings Sasuke back at the Valley of the End, the ever-nefarious Council decides to banish Naruto and make Sasuke the Rokudaime. Their plan works perfectly...until Naruto doesn't care, Sasuke runs away again, and Tsunade shows up.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 132 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Naruto U., Tsunade S., Koharu U., Homura M. - Complete
The Dichotomy of Namikaze Naruto by Thundereaper reviews
What lies behind the Shiki Fuuin? Who is Naruto, really? Told from the Mizuki incident onwards, a new Naruto emerges, smarter, stronger, and better. Female Kyuubi. NaruXFemKyuuXFemHakuXTentenXHinataXIno.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 276,934 - Reviews: 3742 - Favs: 5,690 - Follows: 5,042 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
When Silence Should be Golden by captain con queso reviews
Sasori, like many, wonders where the fighting has gone.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Sasori, Chiyo - Complete
For Want of a Jinchuuriki by ShaperV reviews
With Sarutobi dead, certain parties thought getting rid of Konoha's most annoying genin would be easy. But is that really such a great idea? Naruto/Multi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,444 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 1,297 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Gambit by 50caliberchaos reviews
[Complete] Uzumaki Naruto and Team Seven are on a collision course with Fate, Demons, and maybe something a little more insidious...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 63 - Words: 383,689 - Reviews: 1428 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Not a Henge by ShaperV reviews
There's something a Naruto's one original technique.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 173 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Mataauhimade Till We Meet Again by Flying Fox of Snowy Mountain reviews
A teen has nightmares about Naruto’s world. Is he really from our world, or another? What does the nightmare have to do with Naruto and gang? Definite Pairings: OCxSaku, NaruxHina [Other Pairings: Later Revealed]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 149,466 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Kyuubi no Kitsune by Demon God of Chaos reviews
This is the story of Uzumaki Naruto... Finished.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 98,703 - Reviews: 1245 - Favs: 1,401 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Time and Again by KyLewin reviews
Time Travel fic. In a war torn future, in the burning ruins of Konohagakure, Naruto fights Orochimaru and loses as the world collapses around him. From that ending comes a new beginning and a new chance to set things right, if only he can figure out how..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 456,787 - Reviews: 4978 - Favs: 4,643 - Follows: 2,547 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Tempered in Water by HitokiriOTD reviews
The difference of a second can mean life or death to a shinobi. How would Uzumaki Naruto's life change if such a difference had occurred? Above the red waves, Naruto's path is forever altered.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 159,466 - Reviews: 1646 - Favs: 3,271 - Follows: 3,102 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Naruto U., Haku
Across The Stars by Bohemian Anne reviews
A crossover between Titanic and Star Wars, in which Jack, Rose, and Cal exist in the Star Wars universe.
Crossover - Star Wars & Titanic - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,432 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala, Rose D., Jack D.
Set Me Free by Cookie-chi reviews
Sasuke's back and Naruto couldn't be happier. Well, maybe he could if Sakura returned his feelings, but a certain demon fox just wont stand for it, and wants Naruto all for herself! NaruSaku, Fem KyuubiNaruto, Slight SasuSaku. LEMONS! Finally completed!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,848 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
One Small Step by Shawny Wong reviews
What if Hinata had actually found the courage to approach Naruto at the Academy? How would befriending him change their lives? Drastic changes are the result of one small step. NaruHina. Written for the Thirty Kisses community on Live Journal.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,707 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 1,609 - Follows: 1,530 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
What Started as a Simple Deal by Spook's Master reviews
Jiraiya/Naruto. Future lemon. Set during time skip. Jiraiya will take Naruto on the trip only if Naruto will do sexy jutsu whenever he asks. Naruto doesn't think he'll mind, but will he still feel that way once Jiraiya asks, and eventually asks for more?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,409 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Naruto U., Jiraiya - Complete
Time Travel for Beginners by Sakiku reviews
Time-Travel – a well-known plot-device to fix things before they even started to go wrong. But traveling through time isn’t easy. What if something went wrong?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,669 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 128 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bond of Flame: Uzumaki Naruto by SMFox1987 reviews
When the situation is dire, Naruto strikes a deal with the Kyuubi that could result in the destruction of Konoha. Naruto/FemKyuubi - M for language/violence/adult themes. Begins after the first Sasuke reunion.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,361 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
The Book of Naruto by HitokiriOTD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,726 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 2,309 - Follows: 1,995 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U.
The Uzumaki Chronicles by Moonraker One reviews
These dusty, slightly torn pages hold within them various tales about the Uzumaki, the most fearsome bloodline on Earth or in Hell. Take this off the shelf and read it, if you dare.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,806 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The Blood Lord by kagekitsune49 reviews
After Naruto's body is changed by Kyuubi, he no longer has the dream of being hokage. he has a new dream, to be the strongest of all, and he just might get it. Will be naruharem eventually. Lots of Sakura and Kakashi bashing.[Chapter seven is up! Yay!]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,106 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Hero’s betrayal by Kurai no Tsuki reviews
His heart broken, Naruto accepts Orochimaru's offer at a better life within the Sound village. Naruto will encounter new friends and new challenges alongside the snake sannin. Eventual NaruTayu. Evil Naruto fic. Rating changed due to violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,359 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya
The Real Life Shinobi by Jewel Green reviews
No one in life really has it easy, they don’t either. These are the lives of Konoha’s finest. Follow their story as they adjust to Married Life, InLaws, Promotions, and New Editions. Sequel to イチャイチャタクティクス. [NaruXHina],[SasuXSaku],[NejiXTen],[ShikaXTema]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,788 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/25/2007 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Together forever by SakuNaruLover reviews
Certain things have happened and it made Sakura realise that Naruto is not the boy she thought he was. They become close and work together to save what is dear to them. [NaruSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 78,553 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 4/22/2007 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Just Naruto by Broncoley reviews
Why is Sakura feeling this way towards Naruto, does she love him? How can she, he's just Naruto! NaruSaku! Rated R for later chapters! Chapter 10 finally up!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,798 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
ナルト レモン Introducing Mistress Tenten by Jewel Green reviews
From the ナルト レモン Naruto Lemon Collection, イチャイチャタクティクス, Icha Icha Takutikusu Makeout Tactics Prequel. Tenten now has the perfect guy what more could she possibly want? How about showing Neji a darker side of herself?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,066 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
Protectors of the Plot Continuum: Naruto Edition by Who's Asking reviews
Continues the fine tradition started by the original PPC, for a fandom that needs it more than almost any other! if you have a sue you want to see eliminated, an OC you'd like to see do some PPC work, or you would be willing to beta, review and tell me!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2007
Naruto: More than skin deep by soulthief2 reviews
This story has been discontinued, please refer to The Fifth rider of armageddon who has graciously accepted taking it over
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,288 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 12/5/2006 - Published: 10/26/2005
Captured by green-gold-fox reviews
Some info of Naruto is found out, which worries Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 79,700 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 10/13/2006 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
イチャイチャタクティクス, Icha Icha Takutikusu Makeout Tactics by Jewel Green reviews
Contains Mild Violence, Langage, & Hilariously Perverse Situations as well as other Surprises. You have been warned! [ShikaTema] feat. NejiTen NaruHina SasuSaku Summary in ch.1 Drama: 3,6 & 7. Humor: All other chapters. Lemons: 1 for each couple
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,986 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 6/29/2006 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Foxhound by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Discontinued. After his training with Jiraiya is interrupted by an Akatsuki attack, Naruto makes a dangerous gamble with the Kyuubi in order to survive. AU after manga 238.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 239,130 - Reviews: 1859 - Favs: 2,494 - Follows: 1,709 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
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Bewitched reviews
A flaw in the Four Seasons seal causes the Kyuubi no Yoko to be released. It seems that there was far more to the seal that they ever imagined before. -Under Revision-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,146 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Naruko U., Kyuubi/Kurama
A Day in the Life of a Trainer reviews
Ash Ketchum is one badass PkMn-traner. With almighty Pikachu at his side and an Internet connection spanning subspace, nothing seems impossible. Watch Ash tear through Kanto League and conquer Pokéworld in no time. Warning: Gamebreaker plot
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
A Thousand Years of Pain reviews
Naruto redeems Sasuke and saves the world. What happens in the aftermath? Dedicated to Lord Kelvin, RedBootton, and the Literate Union. Warning for innuendo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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