Nina-dieZwillinge
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 09-22-07, id: 1382267, Profile Updated: 03-22-08
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and D.Gray-Man.

Hello~ I'm Nina! I'm fairly new to this site, but I've been reading fiction on it for quite some time. I've also been typing for a long time as well, of course; fiction. I love yaoi. SasuNaru/NaruSasu, KakaSasu, as well as other fetishes with Sasuke...ehem, but those aren't the only pairings I like, they are just my favorite. I have a fetish with teacher/student pairings and I don't know why. It's just so...forbidden. -giggles madly- Oh the wonderful secrets of a slasher's mind! ALERT! I am looking for someone who is willing to be my beta. Drop me a message (via email or review) if you are interested. Thank you.

WARNING! I am a hormonal teenager in denial to the fact that I desperately need a boyfriend!

If I was a guy, I would be gay...or bi, because it's funner. I love my homosexual friends! I have two... no, three!

Some anime I'm into is Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Death Note, Hell Girl, Higurashi no Naku Koro ni (Kai), D.N.Angel, School Days, uhm...oh gosh, there's a bunch more but I can't think! Ouran High School Host Club, Lucky Star, The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi, Fruits Basket, Bleach, FLCL...uhm, Blood+ is good, Eureka Seven, Trinity Blood, D.Gray-Man...yeah! I play Kingdom Hearts too~!

I'm white. Some people think I'm asian, but I'm not...really. I'm not asian, some kid called me "that chinese-girl" once, but no. I'm not asian.

Lovely quotes by lovely people:

"Kay, so there's this thing called karma...and it's a bitch." --Me.

"Haa, she's got white stuff on her face. Is it Scott's?" --Boy I sit with at lunch. (I was eating salad and I got ranch on my face, and he points and me and says that. Scott is another boy I sit with who just happened to be sitting by me that day.)

"They may start out innocent, like children, but in time, their powers and desires consume them...just like FURBIES!" --First part Hohenheim from FMA, second part me.

"Our legs are rubbing against eachother!" "That's not the only part that'll be rubbing against eachother." --Boys from my lunch period again.

"Om nom nom, face-munching!" --Me.

"Gawd, why do I suck so hard!" "Cuz the boys like it..." --First part my twin sister, second part me.

"Fuck you." "Is that an offer?" --First part 'nother boy, second part my answer to any comment like that.

"You no hungry for hott man smex, you hungry for HOT POCKET!" -- Best friend, Tessa.

"I can haz hott man smex nao?" --I think both me and my twin came up with this.

"But where does the foreplay come in?" --Twin, I think.

"...GAWD, Sasuke and Naruto would be done fucking eachother by now!" --Twin, I love her.

"PELVIC THRUST!" --Tessa, haha!

"Top and bottom parts of a fraction." "Pitching and catching?" -head/table- --Okay, we were playing a quiz-like game at Pizza Hut and that was my answer.

"Oh my gawd! You all are messed up! You're deprived, you're emo, you're horny, and you're gay!" --I was labeling the boys on my bus, when I used to ride the bus to and from school.

"I love you, Jake. So much." "That's not creepy at all..." --First part was me confessing my love to one of the boys at my lunch table, said with a completely straight face. Second was Scott again, that kid is funny.

"So, our guinea pig died and Mom didn't get rid of it. Guess where it is?" "Where?" "The freezer." "OH MY GAWD! Oh gawd, that like Sweeney Todd or something! Augh!" --Fairly recent conversation at the dinner table. I can honestly say that I lost my appetite.

"You and I will have a very violent, and abusive conversation when we get home." --Me, said to my twin sister often at school.

"I AM SEME!" --Me, again, said to my twin.

"Please...don't look, Sensei. I'm...embarrassed!" --My best friend doing a very perfect demonstration of 'moe.'

"Hey, hey, little boi. Do you like candeh? I've got some sweet sweet candeh for j00." --Me harrassing people on GaiaOnline.

"On your knees." --Is the reply they get when they actually approach me and ask how to get the 'candeh.' It's a false account with a male avatar, by the way.

"Yesss, bend over." --Me, spying on my incredibly gorgeous neighbor with binoculars when he goes swimming

"Hey, hey Kolt. Kolt. Hey, Kolt, guess what." "What?" "I hate you." --My twin sister and a boy from school who is a complete ass.

"Hey, Kolt. Guess what." "You hate me." "Yup! -smiles and nods-" --My twin and the same boy again.

"Do you have bitches?" "I have five hoes." "Five?" "Hoes." "Well...hoes are bitches too!" "Ah! A radical!" --This was a group of boys in our school play who made a spoof of Fiddler on the Roof (which was the play we were performing), and Tevye was a pimp.

"Everyday with you guys is like one giant orgasm!" --Yes! My best friend AGAIN!

"Gawd, I suck! I should just kill myself!" "No, Scott." "Please?" "Okay, but just this once." --Scott and my best friend again.

"The definition of modern American dancing: To create as much friction between two or more bodies without actually screwing eachother." --Mein bester fruend.

"I hate kids. They're so loud and annoying. I don't want kids." "Aww, but I wanted a boy and a girl." --0.o; First part was me talking to my ex-boyfriend on a boat. I was freaked out.

"What does it mean when there's a guy lying on your bed, gasping for breath and calling out your name?

It means you didn't hold the pillow down long enough! OHH!" --Tessa! I love you!

"Scott, will you be my hoe?" "I'll rake your garden anyday." --Oh, silly silly boys.

"THAT'S NOT RORII!" "It is if you add lace." --lol, I love this one. We were discussing 'Dead Baby' jokes at school with Tessa.

"I'll give you sorry right up yer KOOCH!" "I'll give you kooch right up yer sorry!" --Two of my other best friends in the locker room. Ftw.

"Dude, that's not mayonnaise..." --Me.

"Wouldn't it suck if you were born as ugly twins?" --Coworker.

"I'm so happy I could throw up!" --Uhm...my mom.

More may be added later on.

Now, you know ME! Now read my stories!...just kidding, just kidding. But seriously, I like reviews and I get lonely if people don't talk to me. Don't we all? My sister who goes by the name of MyntieBerii wrote a sequal to House Warming called Relax. It's way cute, go read it.

Relax by MyntieBerii reviews
After a mishap during a mission to collect Innocence, Kanda is angry at Allen and his care-free attitude. Kanda is stressed out, but Allen knows how to make him "relax" a little. AreKan. Rated M for yaoi. Response fic to House Warming by Nina-dieZwillinge
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,579 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

He was a Boy, She was a Boy? reviews
Uchiha Sasuke has lived most of his life being protected by the police from his homocidal brother, Itachi. Now suddenly, Sasuke is sent to a new private boarding school with a catch. 'He' must now become a 'she'. Yaoi, NaruSasu, AU, M for mature themes
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,312 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
I Love You reviews
Kanda's valentine's day takes a turn for the worst, as a certain sophomore decides to make his feelings known. The result is a nightmare for the high school senior. AU Highschool, AreKan, extreme fluff, Valentine's Day fic. I plan to rewrite this one day.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,227 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
House Warming reviews
Kanda and Allen have moved into a new apartment together, and are out to buy drapes. But things don't go quite as smoothly as planned. AreKan, AllenxKanda, Yaoi, M for language.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,869 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Complete