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Joined 09-22-07, id: 1382285, Profile Updated: 11-09-12
Author has written 21 stories for Hogan's Heroes, It Takes a Thief, 1968, Adam-12, Emergency, Route 66, Battlestar Galactica, StarTrek: The Original Series, Red Dwarf, StarTrek: Deep Space Nine, Kuroshitsuji, and M*A*S*H.

I’m George. Most of my stories are slash. Thank you for reading them.

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The cover image used on "Can't Hurry Love" is a manip by Britt


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Chameleon Fever by konarciq reviews
Big shot resistance leader Oskar Danzig - the Master of Disguises and Germany's No. 1 female impersonator - does not come into the series until late in the final season. But are you *really* sure we haven't seen him before? Chapter 40: Disillusion - the other side of War Takes a Holiday.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 179,981 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 9/27/2008 - K. Langenscheidt, O. Danzig, Marya
Once Under The Sun by Aconitum-Napellus reviews
Slash. Short vignette spawned from a song meme. Buz watches Tod on the beach and tries to work out how to tell him how he feels.
Route 66 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,306 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Complete
Memento Mori by Bamboozlepig reviews
The death of a contemporary reminds us of our own mortality and that we all must die sometime...but before we die, we first must remember to live. Contains mention of suicide.
Adam-12 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,036 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Officer P. Malloy, Officer J. Reed - Complete
Unrequited by Bamboozlepig reviews
Sometimes saying "I love you" can be the hardest thing to do, especially when there's another secret to reveal, too. Mild slashfic, but no sexual content involved.
Route 66 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,178 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Complete
Big Brother's Meat Sandwich by ayumipants reviews
Goldstein and Big Brother are star-crossed lovers, who are only allowed to express their full, sheep-themed love over the cold prompt of the telescreen. Enjoy this deep and epic piece of short prose, which was apparently inspired by 4 doses of heroin.
1984 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Complete
Merrily, Merrily by Zevkia reviews
Hogan's POV of Life is But a Dream, should stand alone, reused dialog SLASH! EXPLICIT!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,655 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2010 - R. Hogan, W. Klink - Complete
Fitting the Crime by Tirathon reviews
Even Colonel Klink has his limits, and this time Hogan has pushed him too far. - Written for the Short Story Speed-Writing Tournament
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Published: 4/10/2010 - R. Hogan, W. Klink - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet: Hogan's Heroes Edition by Limmet reviews
A is for Allison. A true flying sensation, who has earned Hogan’s respect and admiration, As 'Curse of the Luftwaffe' she is commonly known, Has hundreds of kills from the missions she’s flown...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Complete
Inescapable by Animegoil reviews
Between Cain and Riff, the question has never been if, but when. "Do you want me?" Cain asks, as if Riff has ever had a choice. One-shot sensory ficlet. R/C
Count Cain: God Child - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Cain H., Riff R. - Complete
Enlightening by WhiteDresses reviews
There is one memory of Dunder Mifflin Scranton and the past that Michael would prefer Dwight not to bring up... at least in front of the cameras. Takes place during "Branch Closing". Rating for safety.
Office - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Michael S., Dwight S. - Complete
Cantarella by The Twilight Necromancer reviews
It had been a long time in coming. Or at least, that was what Prince Kaito was currently trying to tell himself of the actions he was about to take against his friend, the duke, Gakupo. Kaito/Gakupo
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Kaito S., Gakupo K./Gackpoid
Pulses by Flash Gator reviews
A short one shot focusing on our favourite 20th century red head, his robot best friend and their complicated sex life. Light lemon scene.
Futurama - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Complete
Five Men Robert Hogan Never Kissed, And One He Did by Toussaint reviews
Five incidents that never happened in the life of Robert Hogan, and one that did. Slash.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
Last Call for Sin: Sinning by ellenscult reviews
The sequel to Last Call for Sin: Mal and Jayne finally get down to business. Warning: contains the smut. Explicit m/m slash! If this is distasteful to you or illegal where you are, don't read.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Mal, Jayne - Complete
It's What's For Dinner by Jordanna Morgan reviews
The prisoners learn there are some things even Schultz won't eat.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Published: 6/17/2008 - A. Carter, R. Hogan, P. Newkirk, H. Schultz - Complete
Data's New Feature by Singing Violin reviews
What do you get for the android that has everything? Drabble. Data/Random Female.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Data - Complete
Function of an Android by Singing Violin reviews
Double drabble set during the episode "Conundrum." Geordi explores Data's capabilities. Data/Geordi.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Data, G. LaForge - Complete
How Happy is Your Meal by Secret Snoopy reviews
It's a typical McDonalds meal in a McDonalds commercial... or is it? Yeah, it is.
TV Commercials - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
Storm by Lone Gunwoman of the Week reviews
SLASH. Sequel to Cold. Vyvyan loves storms. And Rick.
Young Ones - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Complete
Cold by Lone Gunwoman of the Week reviews
PRESLASH. Why Vyvyan doesn't wear a winter coat.
Young Ones - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Complete
Risque Cliche by Kits reviews
Three short slash bits using common cliches. Read the author's note for an explanation.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Complete
Oh, Holy Night by ML Miller Breedlove reviews
London has a Christmas mission for our Heroes.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/21/2003 - Complete
Stille Nacht 1940 by marylinusca reviews
Corporal LeBeau encounters two Germans while attempting to escape on Christmas eve.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,727 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2002 - Complete
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Five Times Trapper McIntyre Never Says 'I Love You'
Five times Trapper doesn't say "I love you," and zero times he actually does. Hawkeye/Trapper, slash.
M*A*S*H - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,902 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/27/2014 - [Hawkeye P., Trapper M.] - Complete
The Right Hand of God reviews
Soma tries to make Agni forget the sins of his past.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Prince Soma, Agni - Complete
Past Lives reviews
Slash/yaoi. The curry competition brings the prince and the khansama closer together. Explicit.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,888 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Prince Soma, Agni - Complete
Profit Sharing reviews
Ferengi smut with mentions of alien sexual anatomy, because the internet is lacking in that category. Quark/Pel with mentions of Quark/Natima. Missing scene from "Rules of Acquisition." Before she leaves Deep Space Nine, Pel gets a little more from Quark than ten bars of latinum.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Quark - Complete
You and Me and the Galaxy reviews
PWP, slash. Based on and set after "Bodyswap." Rimmer's hedonistic adventures in Lister's body begin a series of discussions that lead to a valiant attempt at human/hologram sex.
Red Dwarf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,322 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A. - Complete
Asclepius reviews
Spirk, slash. During the events of "Plato's Stepchildren." As a doctor, McCoy can only heal Spock's physical wounds. It's up to Kirk to do the rest.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
The Victim reviews
Pre-slash, horror. Seeing a murder for the first time worsens Jim's guilt.
Adam-12 - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Complete
Can't Hurry Love: Jim's First Time reviews
Companion piece to "Can't Hurry Love." Extended smut from the end of chapter 1.
Adam-12 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Complete
Can't Hurry Love reviews
Third part in a series, sequel to Worse Than Marriage. As their relationship progresses, Pete finds that the pressures of keeping past secrets hidden from Jim, along with the stress of being with a married man, might be too much to handle. SLASH
Adam-12 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,287 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 10/24/2012
Summer Storm reviews
Rain in the desert washes away more than dust and tumbleweeds. PWP, slash.
Route 66 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,660 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Complete
The Black Cat reviews
Based on true historical events, pre-canon timeline. A policeman must always make sacrifices for his job, but it isn't any easier when he has something to hide. Pete/m, pre-slash.
Adam-12 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,153 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Complete
Careless Whisper reviews
Pre-slash angst. Jim's been partnered with Pete for a month and a half, and that's long enough for him to realize what his training officer really means to him. warnings: mild lemon
Adam-12 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Complete
Spaceballs reviews
Galactica 1980 SATIRE fic. Troy and Dillon ask Jamie to teach them about a few particular Earth practices.
Battlestar Galactica - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Complete
Diazepam reviews
Johnny doesn't respond well to narcotics or spider bites. Slash satire.
Emergency - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/13/2012 - J. Gage, R. DeSoto - Complete
The Blackberry Bush reviews
If you want to pull somebody out of a blackberry bush, you have to expect that you'll cut your own hands on the thorns. SLASH
Route 66 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,587 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Complete
A Little Bit of Everything reviews
Johnny describes his relationship with Roy in a way that only Johnny can. But what's serious enough to prompt him to reveal the truth? And who does he reveal it to? SLASH
Emergency - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,863 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Published: 6/6/2011 - J. Gage, R. DeSoto - Complete
Worse Than Marriage reviews
Sequel to Should've, Could've, Would've. Between keeping their relationship secret and apart from their jobs, Pete can hardly catch a break. When Jim starts talking commitment, will Pete want to stick around? SLASH.
Adam-12 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,520 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Complete
Pete Does Central Division reviews
SATIRE. Given the chance, some people would slash Malloy with anybody. But some pairings should never see the light.
Adam-12 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Complete
Should've, Could've, Would've reviews
On the first day he was assigned to Malloy, he should've asked for a different partner. One look into those baby blue eyes should've been enough to tell him, Get out now, while you still can. SLASH.
Adam-12 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,984 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Complete
What Constitutes A Friend reviews
Al goes along with Noah's amorous confession to help an old acquaintance steal some cash. As the situation intensifies, Al makes a surprising revelation. SLASH.
It Takes a Thief, 1968 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,996 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Complete
Some of Their Prisoners Are Missing reviews
Episode-based. Klink, as usual, puts his foot in his mouth. But this time, it could be more trouble than he ever intended. SLASH.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,131 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2010 - W. Klink, R. Hogan - Complete