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Joined 09-22-07, id: 1382285, Profile Updated: 11-22-15
Author has written 10 stories for Emergency, Route 66, Adam-12, StarTrek: The Original Series, Kuroshitsuji, and M*A*S*H.

This author was formerly known by a different username and is now on permanent hiatus from fanfiction writing.

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Chameleon Fever by konarciq reviews
Big shot resistance leader Oskar Danzig - the Master of Disguises and Germany's No. 1 female impersonator - does not come into the series until late in the final season. But are you *really* sure we haven't seen him before? Chapter 40: Disillusion - the other side of War Takes a Holiday.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 179,981 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 9/27/2008 - K. Langenscheidt, O. Danzig, Marya
Once Under The Sun by Aconitum-Napellus reviews
Slash. Short vignette spawned from a song meme. Buz watches Tod on the beach and tries to work out how to tell him how he feels.
Route 66 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,306 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Complete
Memento Mori by Bamboozlepig reviews
The death of a contemporary reminds us of our own mortality and that we all must die sometime...but before we die, we first must remember to live. Contains mention of suicide.
Adam-12 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,029 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Officer P. Malloy, Officer J. Reed - Complete
Unrequited by Bamboozlepig reviews
Sometimes saying "I love you" can be the hardest thing to do, especially when there's another secret to reveal, too. Mild slashfic, but no sexual content involved.
Route 66 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,321 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Complete
Big Brother's Meat Sandwich by ayumipants reviews
Goldstein and Big Brother are star-crossed lovers, who are only allowed to express their full, sheep-themed love over the cold prompt of the telescreen. Enjoy this deep and epic piece of short prose, which was apparently inspired by 4 doses of heroin.
1984 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Complete
Merrily, Merrily by Zevkia reviews
Hogan's POV of Life is But a Dream, should stand alone, reused dialog SLASH! EXPLICIT!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,655 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2010 - R. Hogan, W. Klink - Complete
Fitting the Crime by Tirathon reviews
Even Colonel Klink has his limits, and this time Hogan has pushed him too far. - Written for the Short Story Speed-Writing Tournament
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Published: 4/10/2010 - R. Hogan, W. Klink - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet: Hogan's Heroes Edition by Limmet reviews
A is for Allison. A true flying sensation, who has earned Hogan’s respect and admiration, As 'Curse of the Luftwaffe' she is commonly known, Has hundreds of kills from the missions she’s flown...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Complete
Inescapable by Animegoil reviews
Between Cain and Riff, the question has never been if, but when. "Do you want me?" Cain asks, as if Riff has ever had a choice. One-shot sensory ficlet. R/C
Count Cain: God Child - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Cain H., Riff R. - Complete
Enlightening by WhiteDresses reviews
There is one memory of Dunder Mifflin Scranton and the past that Michael would prefer Dwight not to bring up... at least in front of the cameras. Takes place during "Branch Closing". Rating for safety.
Office - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Michael S., Dwight S. - Complete
Cantarella by Zira Vinova reviews
It had been a long time in coming. Or at least, that was what Prince Kaito was currently trying to tell himself of the actions he was about to take against his friend, the duke, Gakupo. Kaito/Gakupo
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Kaito S., Gakupo K./Gackpoid
Pulses by Flash Gator reviews
A short one shot focusing on our favourite 20th century red head, his robot best friend and their complicated sex life. Light lemon scene.
Futurama - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Complete
Five Men Robert Hogan Never Kissed, And One He Did by Toussaint reviews
Five incidents that never happened in the life of Robert Hogan, and one that did. Slash.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
Last Call for Sin: Sinning by ellenscult reviews
The sequel to Last Call for Sin: Mal and Jayne finally get down to business. Warning: contains the smut. Explicit m/m slash! If this is distasteful to you or illegal where you are, don't read.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Mal, Jayne - Complete
It's What's For Dinner by Jordanna Morgan reviews
The prisoners learn there are some things even Schultz won't eat.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Published: 6/17/2008 - A. Carter, R. Hogan, P. Newkirk, H. Schultz - Complete
Data's New Feature by Singing Violin reviews
What do you get for the android that has everything? Drabble. Data/Random Female.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Data - Complete
Function of an Android by Singing Violin reviews
Double drabble set during the episode "Conundrum." Geordi explores Data's capabilities. Data/Geordi.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Data, G. LaForge - Complete
How Happy is Your Meal by Secret Snoopy reviews
It's a typical McDonalds meal in a McDonalds commercial... or is it? Yeah, it is.
TV Commercials - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
Storm by Lone Gunwoman of the Week reviews
SLASH. Sequel to Cold. Vyvyan loves storms. And Rick.
Young Ones - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Complete
Cold by Lone Gunwoman of the Week reviews
PRESLASH. Why Vyvyan doesn't wear a winter coat.
Young Ones - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Complete
Risque Cliche by Kits reviews
Three short slash bits using common cliches. Read the author's note for an explanation.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Complete
Oh, Holy Night by ML Miller Breedlove reviews
London has a Christmas mission for our Heroes.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/21/2003 - Complete
Stille Nacht 1940 by marylinusca reviews
Corporal LeBeau encounters two Germans while attempting to escape on Christmas eve.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,727 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2002 - Complete
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Five Times Trapper McIntyre Never Says 'I Love You' reviews
Five times Trapper doesn't say "I love you," and zero times he actually does. Hawkeye/Trapper, slash.
M*A*S*H - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,902 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2014 - [Hawkeye P., Trapper M.] - Complete
The Right Hand of God reviews
Soma tries to make Agni forget the sins of his past.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Prince Soma, Agni - Complete
Past Lives reviews
Slash/yaoi. The curry competition brings the prince and the khansama closer together. Explicit.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,888 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Prince Soma, Agni - Complete
Asclepius reviews
Spirk, slash. During the events of "Plato's Stepchildren." As a doctor, McCoy can only heal Spock's physical wounds. It's up to Kirk to do the rest.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
The Victim reviews
Pre-slash, horror. Seeing a murder for the first time worsens Jim's guilt.
Adam-12 - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Complete
Summer Storm reviews
Rain in the desert washes away more than dust and tumbleweeds. PWP, slash.
Route 66 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,660 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Complete
The Black Cat reviews
Based on true historical events, pre-canon timeline. A policeman must always make sacrifices for his job, but it isn't any easier when he has something to hide. Pete/m, pre-slash.
Adam-12 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,153 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Complete
Diazepam reviews
Johnny doesn't respond well to narcotics or spider bites. Slash satire.
Emergency - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/13/2012 - J. Gage, R. DeSoto - Complete
The Blackberry Bush reviews
If you want to pull somebody out of a blackberry bush, you have to expect that you'll cut your own hands on the thorns. SLASH
Route 66 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,587 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Complete
A Little Bit of Everything reviews
Johnny describes his relationship with Roy in a way that only Johnny can. But what's serious enough to prompt him to reveal the truth? And who does he reveal it to? SLASH
Emergency - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,863 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Published: 6/6/2011 - J. Gage, R. DeSoto - Complete