SlytherinsScribe
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Joined 09-22-07, id: 1382303, Profile Updated: 01-16-14
Author has written 21 stories for Harry Potter, Dragon Ball Z, and Vampire Academy.

Hello, this is SlytherinsScribe.

Haven't been on in forever, but I have been starting to write again, and think that after a few year hiatus posting here will be appropriate. Hopefully, over the next month I will finish the story "He Never Said Why", and I have added a new story called "Seven Days" which is a spoof of Mitch Albom's 5 people you meet in Heaven (I didn't particularly like the book, but it has an interesting premise).

Also, I am a college student, which means that my school work comes before any and all stories I write on here. If I update a day or two later than I promise, it just means that I needed to devote that time to my academics.

Feel free to PM me or review with questions, comments or suggestions.

WARNING: All of SlytherinsScribe's compositions are 100 percent unbeta-ed, therefore are not perfect and WILL contain errors. Forgive me! I mainly write longer compositions, but write a few one-shots when I feel like it.

Planned updates:

HNSW - COMPLETED 1/16/2014

7D will be updated by 1/25/2014

(Updated 1/16/2014)

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4 Out of 5 DADA Professors Recommend by wwwendy reviews
With the DADA professor for 1996-97 being unknown, Dumbledore assigns all returning students a summer essay, “What I have learned in DADA while at Hogwarts”. You wouldn't believe the approach Harry took, as some people are finding out, much to their shock
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,038 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 2,430 - Follows: 2,823 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Harry P.
The Road to Hell by spunkymuzicnote reviews
Holding the letters in his hand, Dumbledore could recall their author as he once was. He had been so- well he hadn’t been innocent. The child had never truly been innocent, but he was at least more so than the monster he became.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,789 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Why? by Goddess Calamity reviews
I hate them. I hate how they smile and laugh... most of all I hate him. I hate how he always has hope, and how he never gives up. Set after 486
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Merlin's Staff! by AngelMoon Girl reviews
Crackfic one shot. Long before Harry Potter ever learned magic, a fad was raging across the Hogwarts ramparts... And it's up to the Weasley twins to mercilessly harangue McGonagall until she has the saying banned for its dirty connotation! R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2009 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Impossible Spell by theNightElf reviews
What happens when Ron learns a difficult spell before Hermione?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Hermione G. - Complete
Strength of a Child's Mind by Tiro reviews
Disaster and Harry Potter does not bode well… at all. And this particular disaster is determined to change both Harry's and the greasy potions master's lives!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,492 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
You Belong To Me! by Eloquent Doll reviews
Songfic to Taylor Swift's song "You belong with me". A short Ron Hermione get together story. I thought the song was a perfect fit for the pair.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Caution by Wotcher-Tonks reviews
Nymphadora Tonks for The Reviews Lounge Summer Project. "I don't care how dangerous you think you are and how chivalrous you think you're being..."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2009 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Feminine Products by siriuslives394 reviews
James is sent to purchase Lily certain… feminine hygiene products. As a male, he’s hesitant. Of course, Sirius accompanies him, and takes advantage of the situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2009 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Contract by MarauderNextGen reviews
Lucius Malfoy offers the order a way to destroy Voldemort as long as they are willing to make one small sacrifice. But when Voldemort is gone is the sacrifice something they can live with? warn slash au/ooc
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 54 - Words: 76,125 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Death and His Shadow by sugarswirls reviews
Raito Yagami is your typical star student. That is, until one night when he catches a deadly fever and L, a bored god of death, phases through his bedroom window to take his soul away. But how can he steal the soul of someone who won't die? AU RxLxR
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 234,128 - Reviews: 1515 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Light Y., L
Cook and Criminal by techiyona reviews
-He hadn't noticed the date until Mello had called him and said he'd be home around seven. Screw spying on hot models, Mello was going to be pissed if he knew Matt had forgotten it.- A oneshot for Mello's birthday. MelloxMatt, some swearing.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Akatsuki Fun Song by S.A.Hikari reviews
This is the Akatsuki version of the Sponge bob Square Pants Fun Song. So enjoy! Rated for some "Cough Cough" violent lyrics, but no swear words. Naruto? Don't own it!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Out of the Frying Pan into the Fire by F Marrese reviews
Harry escapes Malfoy Manor only to find himself with much bigger problems to fry..
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,672 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Harry P., Fenrir G.
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 381,147 - Reviews: 13626 - Favs: 8,001 - Follows: 6,639 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Ketchup Time for Trunks! by ClownUnit02 reviews
Trunks needs to open a bottle of ketchup! But can the might of a Saiyan warrior help him? Guest starring Weena Mercator as the Hopping Woman.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Trunks - Complete
Life Lessons From a Future Convict by touchtheskyx reviews
[OneShot] A guide to life by the one and only Sirius Black. Love, abstinance, raging murderers, toosters, rule abiding or lack therof, preparedness, bludgers... when do you draw the line at too much information? R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
A DADA Interview by The-Caitiff reviews
Dumbledore interviews the new Defense instructor. Perhaps he should have asked to see some ID...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Complete
The Official Rules of The Marauders by WutevaChica reviews
Harry opens up the Marauders Map and what unfolds before him? The Official Rules of the Maruaders. Written on a sugar high
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Kareoke Night by Mauve Lipgloss reviews
*COMPLETE* Voting is over...now it's time to see who's won! *ALSO BONUS* A bit of information on the three sequels to this story! I want to thank everyone who's reviewed this story...without you Kareoke Night wouldn't be what it is now!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 16,773 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/29/2002 - Published: 3/4/2002 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
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He Never Said Why reviews
Post-war AU, the war took many lives, and there is believed to be only two students in Harry's year that aren't dead or in Azkaban. Of course, it's harder to be a survivor than the dead. Six years later the survivors return to Hogwarts. Slash. COMPLETED 1/16/2014
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,808 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Seven Days reviews
After allowing Voldemort kill him, Harry was allowed to return to life given one condition: He must complete a challenge. With his life on the line, will Harry be able to make it through this new challenge?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Harry P.
Late Bloomers reviews
Neville talks to his daughter as a Professor at Hogwarts, explaining how the Longbottoms are late Bloomers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Neville L. - Complete
If I Had Never Seen You reviews
What would happen in Vaughn from my stories CUB and TCL had never met Harry Pre-hogwarts? Well, it's a lovely story in which: Harry hates Dumbledore, Vaughn hates muggles, Remus is Sable and Ferret's neighbor and Vaughn does very ungryffindorish things.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,958 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 6/25/2009 - OC
Who Ever Said Montana Was Boring? reviews
HPVA crossover, spoilers through book 7 for Harry potter, book 3 for vampire academy. Through a hurried mistake, Harry, Ron and Hermione end up on the campus of St. Vladimir's Vampire Academy, and are stuck there for a while. Written for theNightElf.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Harry P., Rose H.
Addiction reviews
Harry's gotten into a little bit of a pickle. He's addicted, and his closest friends have planned a little intervention. AU where Remus is a teacher, no particular time. NOT WHAT YOU'RE EXPECTING! R & R. -SlytherinsScribe
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Teddy Lupin: Metamorphmagus Extroirdinaire reviews
Teddy Lupin had an odd fifth year at Hogwarts, and because he isn't allowed to tell anyone, he has written it down in hope of eventually feeling safe to let someone read it. Teddy's story of one eventful year. COMPLETE as of 9/11/2009
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,459 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Teddy L. - Complete
Lily, Not Lily Luna reviews
Lily Luna Potter has always seemed different than her two older and troublesome brothers. What happens when she wants to give people a new image of herself on her first day at Hogwarts? -SlytherinsScribe
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Lily Luna P. - Complete
Dumbledore's Mirror of Erised reviews
I, I see myself wearing a pair of wool socks." What if Dumbledore was telling the truth? Well, like all odd statements, there has to be a story behind it, and here it is. Pairing: AD/GG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
Life in Poems reviews
Yeah, I know, the title sucks. Pretty much, I took 3 poems I wrote in the past, and wrote a new one, that are intertwined in stories of Harry Potter characters. rated T for character death. Pairings: NT/RL, AD/GG, and more...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Complete
TCL: The Cubs' Legacies reviews
Sequel to Cub, do not read if you have not read Cub. This story takes off right where Cub's epilogue ended, and focuses on the children. A new evil is surfacing, and their goal? They want to be more evil than Voldemort ever was. COMPLETED 5/5/2009
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 67,309 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
I Have My Own Secrets reviews
Ginny thinks she knows everything about her boyfriend, but the night after he defeats Voldemort, he shocks everyone. Canon until epilogue. HPxGW sort of HPxOC This is rated T for child abuse, suicide and character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Silver Yoyo reviews
Sirius is a big mouth and tells Harry something that inspires a crazy idea that just might work. AU, as in, no horcruxes. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Cub reviews
What would have happened if Harry had chosen to run away from the Dursleys as a child? This story spans from when he is eight to when he is eighteen. Features new characters, old ones, and general meyhem. AU, HarryOC COMPLETED AS OF 10/23/08!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 138,475 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Life After Death reviews
Sequel to my fic Back From the Dead, read that first or this won't make sense. Compellation of short stories, no real chronilogical order. Focuses mainly on Harry's children, but has the Marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,775 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Complete
To Find Out What Forever Means reviews
My first DBZ fic, it's a one shot that I could add on to if I wanted to, though I doubt it. WARNINGS: Suicide, character death
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Trunks - Complete
Back From the Dead reviews
It's seven years after the war, and all the people that Voldemort and his inner circle killed are coming back to life. This story generally follows Lily and James Potter as they try to find Harry. See what happens...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,953 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Alone reviews
This is my first angst fic, from Draco's point of view.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Draco M. - Complete
The Great Hogwarts Food Fight reviews
In one of my earlier Marauder fics I mentioned this and had the urge to elaborate in a short oneshot. Hope you enjoy it!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
What should have been a good year reviews
Set in Lily and the Marauders 7th year at Hogwarts, this is the story of how Lily finally fell in love with James and what it took to let her. This is a mix between a romance and humor fic. Rating is for mild language and character death. Hope you enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,091 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
72 Ways toAnnoy our Favorite Dark Lord reviews
Yes, it's another list of ways to annoy Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Complete