Dramaphile
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Joined 07-17-00, id: 13825
Author has written 23 stories for X-Files, Dark Angel, and Harry Potter.

Welcome to my twisted little head. I hope you enjoy your stay!

As much as I've avoided actually saying it, I've hit a wall with Bleeding Romantics, and I'm not forseeing me finishing it in the near future, not matter how many reviews i get asking me to update. sorry, guys. I'm not going to call it dead, because i'd like to hold out hope of finishing it, but it's been over two years since I wrote it, that I'm not sure I have it in me to finish it. For more of my fics, check out my livejournal (listed at the homepage link), where I have quite a lot of both slash and het smut of various pairings that's unfortunately not appropriate for this site.

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Secrets of the Forbidden Broomcloset by Anthea Rose reviews
Draco Malfoy is beyond infuriated when a bored Daily Prophet pins him as gay, and he's willing to do anything to prove his heterosexuality - even accept help from an aloof but sympathizing Harry Potter. DMHP SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 137,386 - Reviews: 4448 - Favs: 2,433 - Follows: 1,543 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Tempus Fugit by Stylophile reviews
A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities. Slash, sex and slurred words ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,329 - Reviews: 1513 - Favs: 3,099 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Malfoy Ambition by Goddess Blue reviews
WIP. HD slash. Deep within the Malfoy Gringott's vault lies an heirloom that's about to cause Draco a lot of trouble.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,858 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 11/8/2004 - Published: 12/17/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
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The Very Hungry Caterpillar reviews
Sirius wakes up hungry and finds a veritable feast lying next to him. SiriusJames Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/16/2005 - Sirius B., James P.
Best Worst Day Ever reviews
They wouldn’t forget his birthday on purpose, would they? RemusSirius
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/10/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Chocolate Kisses reviews
Sirius Can't help but stare. Written for sheafrotherdon's kissing drabble challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Stacked reviews
Remus wants to stay inside and study, Sirius would rather study Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/8/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Bleeding Romantics reviews
Please, Harry, Malfoys don't do romance, we are much better suited for wild, kinky sex without any strings attached. NOTE: THIS STORY IS ESSENTIALLY ABANDONED. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,768 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/1/2005 - Published: 1/19/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Mating Habits of the NotSoAverage Gryffindor reviews
Tensions run high before the House Quidditch Cup. Just a little Slash Ficlet. RR, por favor!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Fleeting reviews
He can't tell me where he's been, I know better than to ask. All I need to know is that he's running and he's alive
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/30/2002 - F. Mulder, D. Scully
Criminal reviews
He cared for me, and I slept with a man I barely knew. I tell myself it wasn’t my fault, I was in heat, I couldn’t help myself. But it hurts the same. MaxLogan
Dark Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 9/23/2001
Harlequin reviews
Scully's love life reads like a romance novel
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/1/2001 - Published: 8/31/2001
Bethlehem, Pennsylvania reviews
a Slightly biblical version of the events surrounding the X baby's birth. Crackfic
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5/20/2001
Sunflower Seeds reviews
Mulder has a wierd dream....
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/29/2001
Simultaneous Rhythms reviews
For too long I was worried, even after you improved, that I’d end up with a healthy, alive human vegetable for a partner, but here you are, sense of humor and all
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/8/2001
Hemorrhage in my hands reviews
Don't fall away, and leave me to myself, Don't fall away, and leave love bleeding in my hands
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/2/2001 - D. Scully, F. Mulder
Truth Serum reviews
3 FBI agents, a serum that forces them to speak thier minds, a locked room, lots of fun
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,012 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 4/2/2001 - Published: 7/17/2000
Pas De Deux reviews
Mulder dances with his litle girl
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3/30/2001
The Lover After Me reviews
I loved her. I really did. God, why do I always have to screw things up so badly when they finally start getting good?
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,568 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/26/2001 - Published: 9/22/2000
Sonnet Story reviews
Scully gets a romantic card from you know who... or do you?
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1/19/2001
Tall, Dark and handsome reviews
this is the first fic I ever wrote. I realize it's bad, thats why I posted it. It's funny because it's so terrible.Mulder puts out a personal ad and scully answers it. bad fic ensues
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/3/2001
Fallen reviews
Where are the angels? Angst
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12/22/2000
Dog in the Fowl House reviews
the world's first dogtorture/fowltorture fic.... i think...
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12/13/2000
Revenge of the shippers reviews
this is an old fic I wrote two years ago, don't critique it for writing skills, i know it's bad, it's just very amusing
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,385 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8/2/2000
all things Considered reviews
what happened in those missing scenes from "all things" that CC and Gill wouldn't let us see?
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2000
Talk Show fever reviews
Welcome to The Ricki Jesse Springer Jones Show! Today's show: Secret Office Crushes Revealed!
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/17/2000 - D. Scully, F. Mulder