Cordelia Darcy
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Joined 09-23-07, id: 1382543, Profile Updated: 01-07-16
Author has written 3 stories for Troy, and Thor.

Sometimes, when some movie or show or couple gets so under my skin that I can't think of anything else, I try to write it down to get it out, and it ends up here.

(though the things I love and the things that make me want to write are often completely different, as evidenced by that Troy fic I wrote at age 14 prior to actually watching Troy. I'm working on editing it so let's just gloss over that for now)

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Sparks Fly, Tires Skid by orchidvines reviews
Elizabeth and Darcy meet at the scene of a car crash. They do not politely exchange insurance information. Modern AU. Completed.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 86,583 - Reviews: 1599 - Favs: 2,214 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
she thinks she could get used to it by Take this to Heart reviews
His fingers are long—the type of fingers that a girl notices; the type of fingers that makes a girl wonder what kind of patterns they could sear into her skin. She averts her eyes and realizes that Stiles is looking at her (or rather her in his sweater) again.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,924 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Stiles, Lydia M. - Complete
Adaptation by Yours Hopefully reviews
All her life she'd been able to put on masks. A weak, screaming woman. The seducer. An efficient conman. Even feeble, meek maids and unflinching, uncaring opportunists who valued their own skins above anything else. But Bruce saw through all of them. Just as she saw through his masks. Post TDKR.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 30 - Words: 66,112 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman
The Little Things by GoldenPheasant reviews
This... this was better than pissing off the Weasel. Dramione Awesomeness inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Super by Airplane reviews
Rapunzel's an honorable, crime fighting hero. And she's having a tryst. With a cat burglar. AU.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 65,962 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Island, Island by littleblackdog reviews
XMFC, AU. Fisherman!Erik lives in a cottage by the sea; it's a quiet, secluded life, and he enjoys it that way. Charles has a bump on his head, with no memory of why he was dangling off the side of a dock, unconscious and nearly frozen to death. M/M.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,633 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X
Freudian by Fabulist reviews
*AU* Flynn Rider's terms of parole include going to therapy, and they don't expressly forbid hanging around with that one awkward graffiti girl.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,439 - Reviews: 1178 - Favs: 1,575 - Follows: 1,400 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel
Don't Ever Look Back by Misato reviews
Another day, another town; when their bounty hunter father enrolls he and Sam in yet another school Dean thinks this will be another town he'll forget five minutes after he leaves it - until he meets a lonely, blue-eyed classmate and all of that begins to change. A Dean/Castiel all-human high school AU with movie nights, unexpected reunions, heartbreak and a steamy hotel shower.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,697 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Nine Lives by MaverikFlame reviews
After a magic mishap, Loki finds himself temporarily stuck in the form of a cat. Tony's beginning to think he might be more of a dog person. Eventual Tony/Loki
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,603 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 2,194 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - [Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
The Holiday by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
Another of my movie AU's. Castiel and Sam are unlucky in both life and love, so they swap houses for the holidays. Both find the experience highly...interesting. Dean/Castiel Sam/Gabriel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,088 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 1,208 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
On Stalking by WingedWolf121 reviews
Erik is trying to convince himself he isn't stalking Charles Xavier. Thus far, he's failing. College!Au, featuring the Avengers
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,924 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Flying High by show.me.the.stars reviews
Time will be rewritten. SiriusHermione. [indefinite hiatus]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 141,831 - Reviews: 2272 - Favs: 1,888 - Follows: 2,204 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Obvious Advice by WingedWolf121 reviews
Meet Erik Lensherr, from X-Men Fist Class. He's about to leave Charles Xavier on a freaking beach surrounded by hostile ships, thus erasing any chance he ever had at happiness. This could have been avoided if he had a Sassy Gay Friend. Crack. Cherik.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
XMen First Class on Facebook! by SageK reviews
First Class Prompt: Anachronism! Charles and Erik declare themselves to be in a relationship via Facebook. The others react in the most inappropriate and hilarious ways.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Daily Routines and that Fraction of Hope by GoldenPheasant reviews
"You've called yourself many conceited things, Chad, but wuss is a new one." One-shot.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
James Eyre by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
A historical romance AU for McFassy - Michael Fassbender X James McAvoy - except with a 'Jane Eyre' twist. Meet Michael Rochester and James Eyre, two souls that meet by unique circumstance, dance around one another, and finally come together. Rated M.
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,704 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Complete
The Block by Romanec reviews
XFC. AU...ish. "Professor," he panted. "You have to help me, please!" "Sean? What is it? What's wrong?" "READ MY MIND!" Crack fic. Strongly implied Erik/Charles.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Sean C./Banshee - Complete
Quite Satisfactory by GoldenPheasant reviews
Because everyone knows that fairytales don't exist. One-shot.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Automatic by AthenaAlpha reviews
Falling in love with Arthur is just one of many good moments. Others include, but are not limited to, kissing Arthur, tormenting Arthur, tormenting Cobb,who insists on distracting Arthur, and learning Physics. Which may or may not also be Arthur related.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,078 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Rationalizations and Justifications by GoldenPheasant reviews
Because causing Chad Dylan Cooper's insomnia has to be a crime, right? One-Shot.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
That Elusive Aha Moment by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
L/J. The Aha Moment: a point in time when something finally clicks. Everyone realizes that there's something more between James and Lily, though it takes some people longer than others. James has always been a slow learner.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,090 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 88 - Published: 1/12/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
She Finally Said Yes by Spacemin Spiff reviews
Five times Flynn Ryder asked Rapunzel to marry him and one time Eugene Fitzherbert did.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
Operation Christmas by OneWhoSitsWithTheTurtles reviews
Unbeknown to Arthur and Eames, Cobb has recruited the team and his children for Operation Christmas at his home. Everyone has decided that it's time Arthur see what everyone else sees between Eames and Arthur. Arthur/Eames & fluff.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,622 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Tripping by Hatteress reviews
That time the universe decided Dean belonged with Cas and wasn't afraid to pull out the big guns to make it so. Big guns in this case being obsessive fangirls, archangels turned tricksters and overly enthusiastic cupids. Welcome to Dean's life. First in the Tripping Verse.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,351 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 1,585 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
The Anatomy of a Bromance by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
James and Sirius. "Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?" An inside look at one of the closest friendships the world will know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,636 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 1,755 - Follows: 107 - Published: 8/11/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
LOST: Parodies of the Complete 1st Season, Almost by Zephdae reviews
See the plane crash. See the survivors survive. Watch as the island becomes freaky. Monsters abound. Rated TV14 for Violence, Language, Sexuality, and some Crude Humor. Completed parodies of episodes 1-14!
Lost - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 63,273 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/10/2008 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Complete
Pen Pals by Rorschach's Blot reviews
My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 1,384 - Follows: 340 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 1953 - Favs: 4,309 - Follows: 1,447 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Mary Sue Selection Agency by CentaurFirenze reviews
The Mary Sue Containment Agency is working overtime nowadays, yet those demons of the fandom keep slipping past our radar...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/19/2004 - Albus D.
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Split Second Decisions reviews
What would happen if Paris had not been there to bring down Achilles? Lovers reunite, and the downfall of a city brings new life...(Achilles/Briseis)
Troy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,792 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Achilles, Briseis
Why Thunder Gods and Aprons Do Not Mix reviews
In which Thor discovers the joys of The Cooking Channel, and Jane decides to solve her problems like any reasonable adult would- by throwing things. Post-Avengers oneshot, Thor/Jane fluff.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Thor, Jane F. - Complete
Absence Makes the Heart Impatient reviews
In which Jane tries to be logical, Thor tries to be patient, and both fail. Post-Movie, Three-Shot.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,390 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Jane F., Thor - Complete