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Author has written 3 stories for iCarly.

I used to write fanfics. I even used to be kinda good I guess.

I do not make any claim over the characters or setting I use in my stories that I have clearly borrowed from somewhere else. iCarly and that universe do not belong to me. My plotlines do. That's all.

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iNever Knew This Would Be So Hard by dinosgirl3 reviews
It’s been three months since Freddie and Carly lost their innocence to one another. How will they deal with the repercussions? One moment changed everything - friendships, families, relationships - and they are learning it’s a long hard road to fix it...
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,585 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Carly S., Freddie B.
The Punishment of Ms Uhura by Dearland reviews
Until you have received sufficient punishment; you are not allowed to leave this office." Thus began, Nyota Uhura's night of punishment under Commander Spock's determined hand. M for strong sexuality, mild dominance, and a few bad words.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,372 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
This Rebellious Nature by Keelywolfe reviews
Sarek takes a teenaged Spock with him on an Ambassadorial trip to Earth. This does not work out the way a father might hope. Spock/Kirk slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,925 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk
Pronged by theCalliope reviews
S/U. Features strange Vulcan anatomy. Now complete!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,099 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Another Star by StarTrekFanWriter reviews
COMPLETE AU: Extreme Angst and Character Death. Response to kink meme post: Can I get a Sarek/Uhura fic? I don't really care how it's done... I just suddenly want this pairing.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,210 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Sarek, N. Uhura - Complete
Discipline by honeyandtherock reviews
Jim is rewarded after a lesson in discipline. D/s, established relationship. BDSM. Continuation of 'Play'.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Love Has the Longest Arms by theriversoul reviews
He didn’t treat her like a little sister, like a friend or anything else for that matter. He was simply…there. The Doctor. Perpetually grumpy and half irritated, someone always on the periphery of her world. girl!Chekov/Bones
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,354 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, P. Chekov - Complete
A Saintly Trance by glamaphonic reviews
They haven’t even made it off of the couch. SpockUhura.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/31/2009 - N. Uhura, Spock - Complete
His Place by ArwendeImladris reviews
Slash. Five times Jim has sex with an alien and doesn’t enjoy it – and one time he does.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/14/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Indeed, Captain by ArwendeImladris reviews
When Ambassador Spock comes aboard the Enterprise, First Officer Spock gets suspicious as to the nature of his elder counterpart’s relationship with Captain Kirk. As far as he is concerned, the captain is his…Slash, of course.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,983 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 10/13/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Kisses by ArwendeImladris reviews
Spock stole Vulcan kisses from his captain. Jim was just unbelievably oblivious for the longest time...K/S Slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 1,137 - Follows: 130 - Published: 10/11/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Alive by Pipergirl17 reviews
As the Enterprise makes her way back to Earth after the Nerada's destruction, Spock and Uhura celebrate being alive. M for adult situations. Also includes Kirk/Spock friendship.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,319 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Roleplaying by TarynWanderer reviews
Sulu/Chekov slash. Sulu has a thing for Spock and Chekov has a thing for Kirk.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/16/2009 - P. Chekov, H. Sulu - Complete
Dreaming by nerdielady reviews
Spock shares Nyota's dream.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
One Dirty Word by heroes-explosion reviews
Chekov says a bad word, and McCoy uses that as an excuse to punish the young man. Warnings: Male-male sex, spanking, graphic, very kinky
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/26/2009 - P. Chekov, L. McCoy/Bones
Saying Sorry by GESTALTminds reviews
We all need somebody to lean on, even Spock.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,944 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/14/2009 - P. Chekov, Spock - Complete
A Lack of Discretion by A Touch of Insanity reviews
Bones teaches the crew how to practice safe sex. Well, he tries, anyway. Kirk is an annoying pervert. Chekov has...experience. Uhura is pissed off. Spock is logical. Scotty drinks. Business as usual. Some K/S, no Spock/Uhura.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Interruptions by Jaquelyn Carmell reviews
Oneshot. Can't a teen genius find a bit of peace and quiet around here!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Nocturne by Amberle Elessedil reviews
She wants to hold him close and feel the life in him; she wants the rush that fills her head, drowning out the guilt there. She wonders what Artemis takes from their late night rendez-vous, what he forgets, or is forgiven, in the dark. Minerva-centric.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Minerva P., Artemis F. - Complete
Play Harder by Rachel L. M reviews
Well, you know what they say, "Work hard, play harder". Spock/Kirk Warnings for possessive!Spock and bloodplay
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
And The Whole World Tilted by aloxi reviews
Carly Shay is six years, five months, and eleven days old when her mother runs away from home.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Carly S., Spencer S. - Complete
Second Position by Sandshrew777 reviews
He thought he could do it. He was confident. But he didn't get it right, and his mistake cost him someone's life. Chekov goes to Spock to apologize for losing his mother after warping them out of Vulcan.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2009 - P. Chekov, Spock - Complete
Just Another Day in Paradise by Rachel L. M reviews
Then the Vulcan punched him hard in the arm for good measure and walked out of the closet.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/1/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Accidentally in Love by WalkingWit reviews
Spencer's musings about Sam. One-sided Spam.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Spencer S., Sam P. - Complete
Dancing Candles In A Broken Flame by FloatingAmoeba reviews
Oneshot. A tough case finally drives Olivia over the edge, and only one person can be there to catch her. Rated M for smut and language. Elliot/Olivia.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,593 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/18/2009 - E. Stabler, O. Benson - Complete
Five Times by Blue Moon3 reviews
Five times Spock suffered an early morning erection -- and one time he really quite enjoyed it.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,883 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Beautiful Purpose by Rydia Sorcha reviews
Spock/Uhura. Uhura teaches Spock about love and sex. No plot, just shameless smut!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,933 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura
Values by floatingsubways reviews
Sam just wants Carly to be proud of her. Drabble-ish. Cam.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
Heart's Desire by Regina Noctis reviews
Albus Dumbledore, all confessions to Harry Potter to the contrary, has never seen his reflection in the Mirror of Erised. When he finally does, he finally admits to himself what was his true heart's desire.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
Chekov and the Chocolate Factory by The Inamorata reviews
Kirk has to sleep the whole night, Doctor's orders. But being the restless person he is, he finds himself in the canteen looking for something to eat. Instead, he gets a sweet surprise. Kirk/Chekov, nudity, excessive cuteness. ONESHOT
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/31/2009 - P. Chekov, J. Kirk - Complete
Roots and Berries by SquishyCool reviews
Written for the prompt: Carly/Freddie, What happened during the root and berry retreat? Smut.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Carly S., Freddie B. - Complete
iNever Knew by dinosgirl3 reviews
Spencer has some errands to run and Sam is running late for rehearsal – an afternoon alone for Carly and Freddie may change their relationship forever…
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,448 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Carly S., Freddie B. - Complete
Out of Line by shockingblue21 reviews
After Kutner's death, House harasses his adopted parents and his boyfriend, Wilson, objects. Male/Male spanking and orgasm denial.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/28/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson
This is How a Heart Breaks by Dragonfly8716 reviews
Summary: During his senior year, Spencer copes with his mother’s death. M for sex, slash, alcohol, drugs, language. Nothing graphic. Same universe as Power Outage.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,522 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Spencer S., Carly S. - Complete
His Chunk of Kryptonite by VictorianChik reviews
Slash - When Clark Kent discovers that his millionaire boyfriend has been hiding a big secret from him, it is a long, tense night at Wayne Manor. Warning for slash and M/M spanking of an adult though no graphic sex.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,705 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Addictions and Vices by Etheral reviews
[AU] Bored high school teacher Dr House is looking for a new puzzle. When a student transfers from Australia, he believes his wishes have been granted... but getting to know him may be getting in too deep. What could a sixteen year old be hiding?
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,256 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 10/24/2007 - R. Chase, G. House
Say So by journaliar reviews
It feels like something in her chest is cracking wide open and letting her guts fall out onto her stupid, too expensive, shoes but she’s not exactly sure why. SamxCarly; FreddiexSam. Read and review if you'd like.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,175 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008
of strawberries, sisters, and its by curiouslyfic reviews
Coming home sucks, and not in a good way. Max resolves to fix that. Max/Jude slash, with naughty words and naughty boys. Reviews are love.
Across the Universe - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Complete
Pain Management by LickMyThermometer reviews
House is in a bad way. Chase knows a better way to cope than stealing a dead guy's pills. Mind the rating. MxM bdsm.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,301 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 2/13/2008 - Published: 11/5/2007 - G. House, R. Chase
Lost in the shadow by Chaotic4Life reviews
JosefMick 80's Party revisited WARNING: SLASH
Moonlight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Complete
Brothers by Coaran reviews
Bill and Charlie aren't happy when Ron abandons his friends. WARNING: Contains spanking. Set during Deathly Hallows. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Ron W., Bill W. - Complete
How History Forgot Us by Dorku No Renkinjutsushi reviews
It was Gellert who first said that “death is but the next great adventure”, but it was Albus who first believed it. ADGG, slash, SPOILERS FOR DH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Albus D. - Complete
Something You Want To Tell Me? by romanticidiot reviews
Slash. SiriusRemus. Rating for safety. Sirius has a detention, but when McGonogal walks in and Remus hasn't left yet, desperate times call for desperate measures. Smut, basically.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Man's Best Friend by Atari-chan reviews
Too much time spent in front of latenight television sends House’s imagination into overdrive. Explicit HW slash, with kink and moments of sweetness.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,530 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/5/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson
Reindeer Play by antychan reviews
It’s the holiday season, and Wilson’s getting suggestive presents. Short, Humor, PreSlash or Established Relationship, Christmas Spirit and BDSM references.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/11/2006 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Stumble by HifaLootin reviews
It's been a long time since House was shot. Long enough that Wilson has stopped trying to scare him. HouseWilson slash, rated for some sexual content.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Sting by CSI Clue reviews
House gets spanked. Not gently, either.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/4/2006 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
It's okay, I don't expect a real answer by bridit reviews
Chase in his final year of school, the moment when his persuit for faith turns to a persuit of medicine. Noncon.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/14/2006 - R. Chase - Complete
Fickle by Meitantei Conan reviews
[WilsonChase] Chase doesn’t understand why he says it, but he does. And Wilson knows those words are larger than any sin, yet sweeter than any punishment.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2006 - J. Wilson, R. Chase - Complete
Swallowing Smoke by wanderingwidget reviews
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. SLASH H&W H&OMC W&OC Warnings: angst, son of angst, bride of angst, and the incestuous babies of the son and bride of angst.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,155 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/4/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Transference by BlackEyedGirl reviews
The bruise around his wrist was a faded yellowgreen, and there was a roughness to it that suggested a burn. House looked at him. ‘New girlfriend? Which one of you should I be sending the leather stethoscope to?’ HouseChase slash. Chs 7 to 9 NEW. COMPLETE
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,222 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/2/2006 - Published: 11/21/2005 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
As You See Fit by hairymclary reviews
Dolores Umbridge has been told to punish Harry as she sees fit... WARNING: SQUICK UmbridgexHarry. You have been warned, so no flames please. T for your imagination and mine.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Dolores U., Harry P. - Complete
Measured By Nights by roxierocks reviews
Stanley's time at Camp Green Lake is measured by nights. Every night that he does not, cannot fall asleep. Because at night something truly terrible happens in DTent, something that Stanley could not bear to sleep through, no matter how much he wants to.
Holes - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,283 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Stanley Y., Zero
Beautiful Mess by Rivulet027 reviews
Preseries. Brian has his first sexual experience and it leaves him shaken. Michael comforts and they become friends. Warning: Sex with a minor when you consider Brian said he was 14 when he had sex with his gym teacher.
Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,081 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Brian K., Michael N. - Complete
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iCan Work It Out reviews
Sequel to iUnderstand. Freddie has finally completed college, and has just been dumped. Spencer and Socko has developed their own alternative method to dating and relationships. Spencer just wants to be happy, and he's going to try his hardest for it.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Freddie B., Spencer S.
iUnderstand reviews
Spencer has been feeling empty lately, and he can't find anything to fill himself up. When the gang is back from college he realizes what he's been missing and waiting for all along. And maybe, just maybe, things are going to work out in his favor.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,794 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Spencer S., Freddie B. - Complete
iKinky reviews
A series of kinky drabbles between Spencer and Freddie, written while procrastinating on another story. Five drabbles per chapter. Rated M for a reason.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Freddie B., Spencer S.