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Joined 09-23-07, id: 1382788, Profile Updated: 10-19-10
Author has written 9 stories for Star Wars, Phantom of the Opera, Inheritance Cycle, Legend of Zelda, Fullmetal Alchemist, Inuyasha, Naruto, Twilight, and Jak and Daxter.

BEFORE WE START!

BEST. QUOTE. EVER.

"I'm dehydrated. There's a difference."

(SM2 hugs Pedo-Bear)

"...What the hell was that?"

"Well, you're dehydrated, and I'm sweaty. It's osmosis!"

Now for all about us...

Hi I am sock monkeys (because I like socks and monkeys) and I refuse to give my real name. The reason? 1. Privacy issues and Internet safety and 2. Because I have two. Yes you heard me right, sock monkeys consists of TWO SOCK MONKEYS Sock Monkey 1 and Sock Monkey 2 (SM1 and SM2 simple right?) if you don't like it, well, that's your problem. (also, we might sometimes refer to ourselves as "I" or "Me")

Quick update, WE HAVE ANOTHER SOCK MONKEY! Yes, that's right, A NEW MEMBER! He is Sock Monkey 3, and he is SM2's hat. Now, I know what you're all thinking, (what you're all thinking: "Hat...? O.0?") but we don't care. He is my hat, and therefore, part of the family.

We also refuse to give my real age but I had to be over 12 to get on this site so use your imagination. We also use mature humor. Use that too if needed. Oh, and we're both in high school...but not SM3. He is a hat.

Our favorite books are Odd Thomas (Dean Koontz) and Stone of Tears (Terry Goodkind).

We live in Canada (eh!) and are proud of it (by the way, PLEASE don't talk aboot our bad grammar, we say about and not aboot and we don't live in igloos)

We HATE skinny jeans and most fashions (to all those who like it sorry but still... have you checked a mirror recently?)

We are oddly obsessed with anime and reading.

We also like (as you may have noticed) brackets ( 'cause I mean...who dosen't?)

We're also getting into the little - thingy (it so-o-o rocks)

And if I see another Edward dosen't come back, Bella gets changed/kills her self/ marries Jacob/gets pregnant story I will scream (no really, I'll scream and I already have on multiple occasions)

ALSO! SM2 now has a deviantART account! It may be viewed here: 

Signed,

Sock Monkeys 1 and 2 (and now 3!)

OOO

FUN STUFF! (YAY! WE'RE FINALLY NOT BORING!)

Favorite Parings

Bella/Edward

Zelda/Link

Jak/Keira

Ed/Winry

Anakin/Padme

Ginny/Harry

Ron/Hermione

Kahlan/Richard (from Terry Goodkind)

Raphael/SM1 (she thinks I'm evil because of that)

Ben/Willow

Erik/Christine

Jaina/Zekk

InuYasha/Kagome

Naruto/Hinata

Sakura/Rock Lee (I mean, he's SO deserving of her)

Haruhi/Tamaki (I know I'm so wierd but Tamaki needs Haruhi to tell him what to do and Haruhi needs Tamaki to teach her how to have fun)

Sango/Miroku (did I spell that right?)

Roy/Riza

Duke Devlin/SM1 (I LOVE DUKIE!)

Sasuke/Sakura (I guess it's okay sometimes but I still think Lee...)

Torak/Renn

spoiler alert Jacob/Nessie (Renesmee)

SM2/Pedo Bear (you would need to know me to get it XD)(wait, WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?!)

SM2/Fwuffy (much better - don't even know what I was thinking back there...)

(SM3: Dere be so many...)(SM2: O.O?)

Most Hated Parings

Jacob/Bella (no people do NOT mess with the system! Bella and Edward are ment to be together! NOT Jake and Bella! )

Malon/Link

Tea/Yami (because...honestly. pedophile much?)

Harry/Hermione

Obi-Wan/Padme

Seto/Serenity ('cause i mean that is just...ew)

Midna/Link (seriously people...CREEPY)

Anyone-that-isn't-Zelda/Link

Arya/Eragon (she SUCKS! she is sooooooooo mean to him and for that... I HATE HER!)

Jag/Jaina (no! I hate Jag with passion!)

Raoul/Christine (I almost barfed during the make-out scene...)

Sasuke/Anybody (He needs a better attitude but don't you DARE think I don't like him (faints) he rocks but needs to be a bit nicer he can only get Sakura when he's in a good mood)

InuYasha/Kikyo (barfs)

Tristen/Duke (EWWWW)

Seto/Duke (EW EW EW EW EW)

Favorite Random things

Video games- yes I love them. Get over it. My favs. are Mystic Heroes (I'm mad it isn't on here) Kya: Dark Lineage (again, I'm mad it isn't on here) the Legend of Zelda, and Mario and DON'T FORGET AMPLITUDE!

Fishy Crackers- just don't ask

Turkey and Peanutbutter- hey, don't knock it until you try it

Dancing in my room to Hairspray Music- I did this once without knowing why and now I'm kinda hooked

Hayley Westenra- best singer ever

singing random christmas carols- don't ask.

Tea- Yum (wistful)(But not the Yu-Gi-Oh! character! The beverage people, the BEVERAGE!)

Saying either 'Random' or 'Randomly' in everything- We will randomly burst out in a random thing of saying weird things randomly on a random occasion XP

DDR- YEAH! WOOT! OH YEAH! WHO'S YO DADDY!

Rock Lee- He's awesome I don't care what anyone says

Once on This Island-It's an awesome musical

Books- Who doesn't?! Seriously, if you're on FanFiction and you don't like books...what's wrong with you?

Brackets- You can do (almost) EVERYTHING with them

CHOCOLATE-yum

Girls- now, don't think I mean it that way (if you sick people actually THINK of it as being that way) but boys are stupid! I'm sorry if you're a boy and reading this, but they are! Girls are easier to talk to, watch TV with, play card games, you name it! Boys, can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.

Random things I don't like

Sasuke-SM1(me) dosen't like him at the moment...

Drugs-can't say that enough (doi)

loud noises-I just don't like them...much

Raoul-he's such a fop

'popular' people-Ugh, blargh

spicy food-I have low tolerence for heat that is not from the sun

people that make fun of Canadians-how would you like it if people made fun of you and everyone around you! you wouldn't would you!

Kikyo-she should just shut up and stay dead in my opinion

Math- Need I say more? Like that stupid Barbie doll that was on the shelves less than a day once said, "Math is hard." To be honest, her saying that got her pulled.

people who over do Hinata's stuttering-She hardly ever stutters and she certianly dosen't stutter every single word.

Flamers- if you don't have something nice to say, don't say it. We're fine with constructive critism, but not flames. Usually if there's a story we don't like, we won't review. And people will agree with us!

Friends who move away, think it's your job to stay in touch and don't even call you when they're in town-I'm not going to elaborate.

Boys- once again, not in that way. But like I ranted before, girls are much easier to live with! That, and you've never heard any songs called "I kissed a boy" now have you? Not that I'm saying I have...

SM1 pinches- she once double pinched me all the way to...heck XD. You're cute sometimes, but OW those things HURT!

Random Quotes that are the best of the best, and rock our Sock Monkeys

-"So this is how liberty dies...with thunderous applause." Padme, Star Wars Episode 3 Revenge of the Sith

-"Link your pork is ready!" Edna Turblad, Hairspray

-"I have discoie socks." SM1.

-"Nicci looked at Kahlan 'knives are not my talent.'

'It's not hard' Kahlan said as she pressed the handle into Nicci's hand. 'when the time is right, just stick the pointed end somewhere important in someone you really don't like.'

Nicci's blue eyes stole a glance at Jagang. 'I think I can do that much.'" Nicci and Kahlan, Confesser by Terry Goodkind

-"The monks in the abbey and the nuns in the convent seemed to be unlikely villans. Evil can disguise itself in piety and charity, but I had difficulty picturing any of the brothers or sisters running amok with a chain saw or a machine gun." Odd Thomas in Brother Odd

- "I am a way bigger nerd. I played that game when it first came OUT."

"Oh yeah, well I first played that game when I came out!"

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

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Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

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I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

Beware the Ides of March, ye fools. Copy this into your profile, or I will slice through thy neck like a machete through a banana.

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I'm sorry but my bunny hates me. :'(

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Best Kept Secret by MoonStarDutchess reviews
What if Roy and Riza were secretly married through the entire series? This story tells you that. Mixes manga, anime, and original content. Royai - Note: Earlier chapters undergoing a rewrite and content edit (No plot change).
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 128 - Words: 467,976 - Reviews: 3488 - Favs: 1,308 - Follows: 1,165 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Riza H., Roy M.
The Truth Decays by Marz1 reviews
Edward Elric can't get back to his own world, so he tries to make a life for himself in the closest one he can find. Yep a nice quiet life, no military breathing down his neck or monsters trying to live forever, but then a kid in an orange jumpsuit...
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 118,911 - Reviews: 2464 - Favs: 3,754 - Follows: 4,114 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Naruto U., Edward E.
Dirty Little Secret by JustAudrey07 reviews
The Pureblood Greengrass family has a dirty little secret. Her name is Astoria. Canon compliant with a twist. Rated M for some smut and dark situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 197,040 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
Nobody's Side by Fishyicon reviews
Jak was the hero and martyr of the Underground, held in high regards - by all but me. I simply wanted to see that monster killed, and preferably by my hand. Perhaps I shared the occasional trait with my older brother after all. . . .
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,619 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Erol
Transgression by perfect.fluke reviews
Sola moved to London because of the threat her family faced back home.Unfortunately her parents didn't tell her that the threat originated from London. And that threat is obsessed with her and will do anything to have her by his side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,771 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Draco M., OC
Lucy and the Future King by Kagura reviews
There is a thin line separating fantasy and reality. And for Lucy and Caspian, it just got thinner.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 86,827 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 5/8/2004 - Caspian X, Lucy Pevensie
101 Ways to Bug the Colonel by Willow's Lie reviews
After a giant argument, Roy and Co. get into a bet: can they find 101 ways to annoy the hell out of him? Of course! Chaos ensues. Story is under construction to fix up the crap I wrote a long time ago, so there won't be an update any time soon! Sorry!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,951 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 9/9/2008
Bothering Alagaesia by Emerald Tiara reviews
Saturnina and Michelle go to Alagaesia and annoy the crap out of everyone... when two girls from 2006 meet two guys from Alagaesia, you know some crazy stuff is gonna happen.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 57,985 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 3/11/2006
Roses by Tiva4evaxxx reviews
Valentines day one shot : Short and sweet and fluffy Jisbon : Jane gets Lisbon a little something, that conveys a pretty big message :
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Naruto Hatake by Agent-G reviews
AU. What if Naruto had been raised by Kakashi his entire life and how would raising Naruto change Kakashi's life as well? NarutoHinata, KakashiAnko later on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 315,249 - Reviews: 3390 - Favs: 4,701 - Follows: 2,498 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Breaking the Cycle by Crystal Meadow reviews
Daxter's thoughts about how it took him two years to finally save Jak.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,689 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Jak M., Daxter - Complete
Edward's Wonderful World of Women and Children by Silverbell Kitten reviews
Edward is not good with women. He is not good with children. So please join the Fullmetal Alchemist on his new life of ups and downs. Something far more complex than the gate itself. Marriage...! EdxWinry /Warning:Edo will often get off topic...Tsk tsk.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,241 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
Laugher by LeiaOrganicSolo reviews
You can call me chicken. I deserve it. To think that my friend was yards away, carrying his dead father and all I could do was hide behind a rock. Rated T just to be safe.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Jak M., Daxter - Complete
Ripples by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,883 - Reviews: 4324 - Favs: 5,013 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sandwiches, Snoggs, and Sunsets by the forbidden quill reviews
Ino and Sakura are left alone in the village for a while. when they get bored, guess what insues? Slight Yuri Limey oneshot. no likey da kinkiness, no read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Haruno Castle by Rosebutter22 reviews
On a class field trip Sakura goes to an old castle unknown to her that she is the reincarnation of that very owner!Full Summary Inside. SasuSaku, NaruHina, ShikaIno and NejiTen. Complete! First story!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,767 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hide and Seek by Alien Emerald reviews
It was just a game...yet her feet couldn’t seem to move her away fast enough. BellaXEdward Chase
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/21/2008 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Dead Sexy by Asher Elric reviews
Ed is tired of Mustang making fun of him, so, he decides to get back at the Colonel.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Truly, Madly, Deeply by Alien Emerald reviews
He was a predator. I was his prey. There was nothing else in the whole world but that truth. But, in that instant, the whole world changed completely. For there were no words to describe the love I felt for him in that moment. EdwardXBella Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Girlfriends by NiyuChu reviews
Daddy? What's a girlfriend? Nee-san, What's a girlfriend? Sa-Sakura? What's a girlfriend? Sasusaku preschool Fic :D:D
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Zelda: A Fairytale by Sakurelle reviews
Zelda is a princess in hiding, though she does not know it. Instead, she lives as a common slave, befriending a cursed wolfman named Link, while Ganondorf seeks the power of the long forgotten Triforce mark she bears on her right hand. AU LinkxZelda
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 67,347 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Commitment by Disenchanted Cynic reviews
-"Sasuke, what would you do if I left you and your fianceé my four-year-old daughter to take care of for the day?" "I'd kill you, Naruto." "Heh, heh -gulp-. Wait, really?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,153 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
50 Pranks on Carlisle Cullen by Hauptmann Holmes reviews
The STORY version of 50 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen. From Alice's POV. Hope you like it. Rated T for... strange things. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 14,595 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Complete
Link's hardships by Anime Wildfire reviews
Link is forced to raise his child alone after his and Zelda’s secret marriage is revealed and Zelda is forced to marry a prince. Can Link cope with the pain and responsibility of raising his child alone?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 75,093 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Link, Zelda
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8376 - Favs: 7,512 - Follows: 1,725 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Wolf and Man by WritingJunkie reviews
Wolf was scared and alone. Then Man arrived.
Chronicles of Ancient Darkness - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2008
I Lose by The Luna Complex reviews
How Lily lost The Game.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Lily Luna P., James P. - Complete
What Would Yugi Do! by redconvoy reviews
Kaiba makes Atem and Yugi come to Kaiba land to pander to wanna-be duelists. Yugi is made to answer questions much to Atem's sexual fustration!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Atem, Yūgi M. - Complete
The Ultimate ANBU Test by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
The truth behind the lies. Hatake Kakashi, Uchiha Sasuke, and a Lie Detector Machine, all revolving in the ANBU exam. Who said the road on becoming ANBU was easy? Sasusaku. CRACK fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 85 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
She's Moving In by jillykins reviews
Sasuke comforts Sakura in a time of despair. The he asks her to move in with him. Join him as he journeys through girl world... "SasuSaku oneshot"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,097 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
How to cheat when Eragon is your teacher by 4supernaturalgirl reviews
How can you cheat in a class when Eragon and Murtagh are your teachers? Well...that’s easy...specually since its not just me now! Lets just say this is Eragon and Murtagh's worst nightmare times 5!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,251 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 4/29/2007
Say it by itzhayaku reviews
Hikari has plenty of ways to make Yaya say exactly what she wants to hear. Ooh The Fluffehness x3
Strawberry Panic! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Complete
Not Another Cliche Fanfic! by Clyde-chan reviews
Yes, the Naruto cliches that we hate to love. Compiled in a fanfic. From kidnapping to high school. You know you like to read them, now hear them get made fun of. HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,527 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 10/3/2007
Malfunction by Clyde-chan reviews
What happens when Ed's automail malfunctions? a whole lot of crack, that's what! [crack fic]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
MiniYugi by bluestarroyalty reviews
Yugi becomes four years old. Can Yami,Joey and the rest put up with a toddler?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,877 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete
Capt Jack & the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything by Ghetto Outlaw reviews
Captain Jack Sparrow meets the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything and almost accidentally turns sober. POTC Veggie Tales crossover.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Cookies and Dented Walls by wAcKaMoLe911 reviews
Luke has something very important to tell his son Ben, but Ben doesn't seem to quite understand... [CHALLENGE FIC] R&R
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Luke S., Mara Jade - Complete
Harry Potter and the Fullmetal Alchemist by FullmetalFreak7 reviews
Ed was sucked into Harry Potter's world. Now he has to find a way to get back to his own. Complete, but in the process of redoing..
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 67,788 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Harry P., Edward E. - Complete
Glass by Kindre Turnany reviews
Sasuke knows only red and black, his brother's eyes, his parents' death. The glass reveals his weakness, his strength, his likeness to his brother.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
One Day at the Playground by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Sasuke, tell you what, why don't I take you to the park? You can meet some kids your own age and stop bugging me. [Oneshot baby!nins]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Itachi U., Hinata H. - Complete
Therapy 101 by PhantomPenguin reviews
Now with an epilogue! Erik, Raoul, Christine, Madame Giry, and a corpse are forced by Nadir to go to therapy, because, let's face it, they all have some serious issues. You know they do.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,130 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Charlie the Weasley by LariaKaiba reviews
“Yeah Charlie, it’ll be an adventure!” said Fred, “We’re going on an adventure Charlie!”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Charlie W., George W. - Complete
Embarrassed Meeting by foreverlight reviews
Roy's calls an emergency meeting that ends with Riza in his arms
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 138,641 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 8/16/2005 - Roy M., Riza H.
Just a Game of Dragonistic Truth or Dare by Evil Shall Giggle reviews
COMPLETE! A rather drunk Eragon starts up a game of truth or dare with Orik, Saphira, and Arya. Randomness, and some OOCness ensues. Other characters will appear later.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,442 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Complete
Hinata and Hanabi bake Christmas Cookies by LeVel27hoodE reviews
Hinata and Hanabi try to bake christmas cookies for their father but will all go insane?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Hinata H., Hanabi H. - Complete
100 Ways How To Kill A Tyrranoid by Darkening Light reviews
Total Randomness... Needed something to do. R&R Please!
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Complete
Send in the Clowns by Luna-Kitsune-Blu reviews
What is this? Daxter has been returned to his oringal, elfie state? What in Haven city have I been smoking!
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/23/2005 - Daxter
The Secret of the Fire Rat Haori by Hanyou-demoness reviews
We've all asked this question. How do Inuyasha's clothes magically mend themselves after a battle? Now we find out... Oneshot.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2005 - Inuyasha - Complete
Angel Standing By by artemis-nz reviews
Yugi is hurt, Yami takes care of him. Yami/Yugi.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/11/2005 - [Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M.] - Complete
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Bombs
"Life in the Underground is simple for me, or at least it was. It stopped being simple the day that annoying bugger and his fancy pet escaped from jail. I've done it plenty of times, but since he's some sort of time-traveler he gets all the glory."
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,049 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Jak M., Torn
Kagome's Bag reviews
InuYasha goes through Kagome's bag! Short crack fic, just for fun. I've just updated for the first time in...ONE BILLION YEARS!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,479 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Twilight Torture reviews
Different Twilight characters torture each other. Crack fic, something to make you laugh at 1am. Got it? Don't like, don't read. Rated for occasional "language". OMC I just updated for the first time in one billion years!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
Breaking Free reviews
Link is a man on the run from the law. Zelda is a princess who doesn't want to be a princess. When they meet one day will they leave Hyrule and there problems behind? LZ. first 2 chapters suck but stick with me!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,773 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Link, Zelda
Sugar High reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if Eragon found chocolate? I'm about to tell you. Rated T because of something happening later on and certian...references.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,356 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007
Sister? What Sister? reviews
Sasuke's older sister comes back! But why? Are her intentions those of what she said? SasSaku if you look close enough. Please tell me if you hate it ONESHOT rated for language and gore
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Winry's YoYo reviews
Winry got a new yoyo and Ed messes with her head! EdxWinry Oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Erik Quits reviews
What would happened if Erik quit being the Phantom of the Opera? Read and find out. ExC Rated T for safety. Oneshot
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Erik, Christine - Complete
16 Ways to Annoy Anakin Skywalker reviews
The title pretty much says it all. I know there are allot of these. please tell me if it's awful
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
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