Author has written 9 stories for Star Wars, Phantom of the Opera, Inheritance Cycle, Legend of Zelda, Fullmetal Alchemist, Inuyasha, Naruto, Twilight, and Jak and Daxter.
BEFORE WE START!
BEST. QUOTE. EVER.
"I'm dehydrated. There's a difference."
(SM2 hugs Pedo-Bear)
"...What the hell was that?"
"Well, you're dehydrated, and I'm sweaty. It's osmosis!"
Now for all about us...
Hi I am sock monkeys (because I like socks and monkeys) and I refuse to give my real name. The reason? 1. Privacy issues and Internet safety and 2. Because I have two. Yes you heard me right, sock monkeys consists of TWO SOCK MONKEYS Sock Monkey 1 and Sock Monkey 2 (SM1 and SM2 simple right?) if you don't like it, well, that's your problem. (also, we might sometimes refer to ourselves as "I" or "Me")
Quick update, WE HAVE ANOTHER SOCK MONKEY! Yes, that's right, A NEW MEMBER! He is Sock Monkey 3, and he is SM2's hat. Now, I know what you're all thinking, (what you're all thinking: "Hat...? O.0?") but we don't care. He is my hat, and therefore, part of the family.
We also refuse to give my real age but I had to be over 12 to get on this site so use your imagination. We also use mature humor. Use that too if needed. Oh, and we're both in high school...but not SM3. He is a hat.
Our favorite books are Odd Thomas (Dean Koontz) and Stone of Tears (Terry Goodkind).
We live in Canada (eh!) and are proud of it (by the way, PLEASE don't talk aboot our bad grammar, we say about and not aboot and we don't live in igloos)
We HATE skinny jeans and most fashions (to all those who like it sorry but still... have you checked a mirror recently?)
We are oddly obsessed with anime and reading.
We also like (as you may have noticed) brackets ( 'cause I mean...who dosen't?)
We're also getting into the little - thingy (it so-o-o rocks)
And if I see another Edward dosen't come back, Bella gets changed/kills her self/ marries Jacob/gets pregnant story I will scream (no really, I'll scream and I already have on multiple occasions)
Sock Monkeys 1 and 2 (and now 3!)
FUN STUFF! (YAY! WE'RE FINALLY NOT BORING!)
Kahlan/Richard (from Terry Goodkind)
Raphael/SM1 (she thinks I'm evil because of that)
Sakura/Rock Lee (I mean, he's SO deserving of her)
Haruhi/Tamaki (I know I'm so wierd but Tamaki needs Haruhi to tell him what to do and Haruhi needs Tamaki to teach her how to have fun)
Sango/Miroku (did I spell that right?)
Duke Devlin/SM1 (I LOVE DUKIE!)
Sasuke/Sakura (I guess it's okay sometimes but I still think Lee...)
spoiler alert Jacob/Nessie (Renesmee)
SM2/Pedo Bear (you would need to know me to get it XD)(wait, WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?!)
SM2/Fwuffy (much better - don't even know what I was thinking back there...)
(SM3: Dere be so many...)(SM2: O.O?)
Most Hated Parings
Jacob/Bella (no people do NOT mess with the system! Bella and Edward are ment to be together! NOT Jake and Bella! )
Tea/Yami (because...honestly. pedophile much?)
Seto/Serenity ('cause i mean that is just...ew)
Midna/Link (seriously people...CREEPY)
Arya/Eragon (she SUCKS! she is sooooooooo mean to him and for that... I HATE HER!)
Jag/Jaina (no! I hate Jag with passion!)
Raoul/Christine (I almost barfed during the make-out scene...)
Sasuke/Anybody (He needs a better attitude but don't you DARE think I don't like him (faints) he rocks but needs to be a bit nicer he can only get Sakura when he's in a good mood)
Seto/Duke (EW EW EW EW EW)
Favorite Random things
Video games- yes I love them. Get over it. My favs. are Mystic Heroes (I'm mad it isn't on here) Kya: Dark Lineage (again, I'm mad it isn't on here) the Legend of Zelda, and Mario and DON'T FORGET AMPLITUDE!
Fishy Crackers- just don't ask
Turkey and Peanutbutter- hey, don't knock it until you try it
Dancing in my room to Hairspray Music- I did this once without knowing why and now I'm kinda hooked
Hayley Westenra- best singer ever
singing random christmas carols- don't ask.
Tea- Yum (wistful)(But not the Yu-Gi-Oh! character! The beverage people, the BEVERAGE!)
Saying either 'Random' or 'Randomly' in everything- We will randomly burst out in a random thing of saying weird things randomly on a random occasion XP
DDR- YEAH! WOOT! OH YEAH! WHO'S YO DADDY!
Rock Lee- He's awesome I don't care what anyone says
Once on This Island-It's an awesome musical
Books- Who doesn't?! Seriously, if you're on FanFiction and you don't like books...what's wrong with you?
Brackets- You can do (almost) EVERYTHING with them
Girls- now, don't think I mean it that way (if you sick people actually THINK of it as being that way) but boys are stupid! I'm sorry if you're a boy and reading this, but they are! Girls are easier to talk to, watch TV with, play card games, you name it! Boys, can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.
Random things I don't like
Sasuke-SM1(me) dosen't like him at the moment...
Drugs-can't say that enough (doi)
loud noises-I just don't like them...much
Raoul-he's such a fop
'popular' people-Ugh, blargh
spicy food-I have low tolerence for heat that is not from the sun
people that make fun of Canadians-how would you like it if people made fun of you and everyone around you! you wouldn't would you!
Kikyo-she should just shut up and stay dead in my opinion
Math- Need I say more? Like that stupid Barbie doll that was on the shelves less than a day once said, "Math is hard." To be honest, her saying that got her pulled.
people who over do Hinata's stuttering-She hardly ever stutters and she certianly dosen't stutter every single word.
Flamers- if you don't have something nice to say, don't say it. We're fine with constructive critism, but not flames. Usually if there's a story we don't like, we won't review. And people will agree with us!
Friends who move away, think it's your job to stay in touch and don't even call you when they're in town-I'm not going to elaborate.
Boys- once again, not in that way. But like I ranted before, girls are much easier to live with! That, and you've never heard any songs called "I kissed a boy" now have you? Not that I'm saying I have...
SM1 pinches- she once double pinched me all the way to...heck XD. You're cute sometimes, but OW those things HURT!
Random Quotes that are the best of the best, and rock our Sock Monkeys
-"So this is how liberty dies...with thunderous applause." Padme, Star Wars Episode 3 Revenge of the Sith
-"Link your pork is ready!" Edna Turblad, Hairspray
-"I have discoie socks." SM1.
-"Nicci looked at Kahlan 'knives are not my talent.'
'It's not hard' Kahlan said as she pressed the handle into Nicci's hand. 'when the time is right, just stick the pointed end somewhere important in someone you really don't like.'
Nicci's blue eyes stole a glance at Jagang. 'I think I can do that much.'" Nicci and Kahlan, Confesser by Terry Goodkind
-"The monks in the abbey and the nuns in the convent seemed to be unlikely villans. Evil can disguise itself in piety and charity, but I had difficulty picturing any of the brothers or sisters running amok with a chain saw or a machine gun." Odd Thomas in Brother Odd
- "I am a way bigger nerd. I played that game when it first came OUT."
"Oh yeah, well I first played that game when I came out!"
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