Author has written 49 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, CSI, Covenant, One Piece, South Park, and Hanna is not a Boys Name.
which is used mostly for stories of the Supernatural or Inception fandoms.
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All-Time Favourites (in order):
Other fandoms I think are rad:
"We are living in an age, in which the pursuit of all values other than money, success, fame & glamour has either been discredited or destroyed." -Michael Alig
"Reading is knowledge. Knowledge is power. Power is corruption. Therefore, the ideal world is full of illiterate idiots." -Anonymous
"Humans can always be relied upon to express, with vigor, their God-given right to be stupid." -Dean Koontz
"Making puns takes intelligence - not laughing at them takes common sense." -Brian A.
"I've tried making plans many other times... but they exploded like my imaginary pet penguin..." -Tyler/Fluffy
"Haha, hey, if no one else is gonna kiss my ass, I might as well." - Luke R.
How to keep a preferred level of insanity (one a day so we don't all die):
1- Boil Jello(tm)
2- Put Jello(tm) in the microwave for a desired number of days or hours
3- Put gun powder in a Barbies head then light the hair on fire
4- Pull/push on a door that says push/pull
5- Close the door when someone walks up to open the door (in their face)
6- Sit in a car and point a hairdryer at each car that passes then freak out and hop out of the car like you are going to arrest them for speeding
7- Have a food fight with flammable and mushy foods in a public area
8- Call your friends and bring silly string. Go to a mall and have some friends on the Up escalator and some on the Down escalator, and when you meet- silly string ahoy!
9- Call your friends then hang up when they answer
10- Go to a mall and sing very badly
11- Hide in the clothes rack in a clothing store and each time somebody walks by yell "OH! PICK ME! PICK ME!"
12- In a public place, play "The Game." (The Game: get a LARGE group of friends and yell inappropriate words louder and louder each time until someone gets in trouble)
12.5- You just lost the Game. STOP THINKING ABOUT IT, GOSH.
13- Pole dance with your friends in a public area or on a street lamp each time somebody or a car passes by
14- Close the door to your room and moan loudly (scares everyone) (works better with friends)
15- Shout random things until someone joins you in your random rants
16- Throw a toaster in the tub just to see what happens (Stand FAR away and make sure no one is near by or in the tub)
17- Draw a disturbing/sexual picture and show it to your friends, saying you found it in their locker/room/desk
18- Buy a porn magazine and glare at your friends/strangers, saying you found it under their bed
19- Go around asking peoples gender and sexuality and laugh hysterically when they answer
20- Dance in a bikini with a flashing light on your head
21- Sing the Bottle of Beer on the Wall song very loudly, just start on 1,000 bottles of beer (or more) and NEVER STOP until you hit zero/one
22- Sing obnoxiously to your music (from headphones)
23- Have a conversation with the voices in your head in public view (a very populated area, preferably)
24- Throw a microphone at a stranger and tell them to scream "I love you (your name)" into the microphone and see how many people do it
25- Ask strangers if they've ever done something sexual (run away afterwords)
26- Run into a public area all suspicious looking then yell "BOOM" into a microphone
27- At the ocean, run into a public restroom (when full) and yell "SHARK!"
28- Page yourself over the intercom/paging system. Do NOT disguise your voice
29- Have a conversation with yourself aloud (preferably over the intercom/paging system like 29)
30- Yell random, idiotic things in public
31- Yell at the voice in your head in public
32- Look evilly (maniacally) at someone (a stranger) like you are stalking them.
33- Yell (from your cubicle or during an test) random things that actually make sense. For example: " SHAKE BABIES. FOR EXERCISE. " or " GET FAMOUS. ABUSE THE ELDERLY. "
34- Laugh maniacally in public and see how many confused looks/glares you get
35- Walk up to a stranger and smile until they run away
36- When you find your child doing something they shouldn't (like sex) laugh so hard you fall over
37- Scare your child's or childrens' teacher(s) and/or friends until they are scared of you completely (preferably by acting like an idiot and smiling the whole time, blurting out random things at random times)
38- Interrupt someone's speech with random screams numerous times
39- (Say this aloud!!) When someone says "duty" or "duties" laugh hysterically
40- Pull into a stranger's driveway and sit there for a LONG time (until they notice or you get bored, whichever)
41- Count aloud, shouting things that aren't even numbers (like letters or words)
42- When someone asks you to spell something for them, spell it wrong and laugh at them when they say it was wrong (they shouldn't have asked you in the first place!)
43- Yell out your name and see if anyone says hi
44- Bring out a blender in public and see if anyone gives you anything to blend (or bring your own stuff and make a milkshake, then hand the drink out to people)
45- Smile at someone until they run away or scream
46- Yell "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!" in public and see how many people run away
47- Chatter on and on and on and on and on and on until somebody tells you to shut up
48- Continue 47 even when they tell you to shut up again
49- At a party, wait until your friend falls asleep. Then, strip them and put them in a box labeled "Free animal, take one" and put them outside and see if they are gone in the morning
50- Scare your therapist(s) by being really, really, really happy and hyper when they diagnosed you/brought you in for depression and solitude (not recommended)
51- Talk to someone you don't know openly and keep talking until they call the police or talk back
52- Run around in circles imitating "Talledega Nights" (the part where Ricky Bobby thinks his pants are on fire, running half-nude)
53- Yell at the TVs or bulletin boards in public
54- Run around in a revolving door and when someone stops you to ask why, reply: "I'm trying to make the door open straight, duh!"
55- Type/say random things randomly until someone yells at you or joins you (online, preferably). Troll / party hard, mother lickers.
56- Drool when someone is going on and on about something and won't shut up
57- Yell at someone like they are someone else, then kiss them to make it better (I suggest running now)
58- Play paddle-ball in public and purposely hit people
59- Sleep in a box outside your house, on your lawn
60- Cling to someone you don't know or don't like and drool / pee on them
61- Start a fire. Piss it out. Publicly.
62- Buy a soda (leave it full) and set it on a table/bench at the mall and cross the room to where you can still see it. If anyone tries to take it, charge them screaming, "That's my soda!" until they drop it or you can take it. (Thanks to TheDoublemintTwins11)
63. Go to a high place with seeds. Spit them at people as they walk by. (Thanks to Jazz281321)
64- Push people over & take their shoes. If they don't fit, yell, "YOU GOT ME THE WRONG SIZE. AGAIN. YOU FAIL ME YET AGAIN (STARSCREAM (add if you're really insane))."
65- Tell people "I wanna take a ride on your disco stick." Giggle & run.
66- Ask someone to dance without music.
67- In awkward situations, say you want ice cream or yell randomly, "MAILBOX."
68- In the occurrence of 67 by a friend, say, "Well, that's just common sense." See if they understand.
69- Make this number sexual on your own.
71- ALWAYS skip seventy while counting. Because we just did. Went back to check, didn't you?
72- Sing the alphabet, skip P. When someone asks where P is, don't say anything but, "My legs feel warm."
73- If you're a girl, tell people you're really a dude (preferably girls with large cup sizes).
74- Tell a stranger they're a douchecanoe. That's right. A douchecanoe.
75- Get REALLY close to someone. Ask if they're on drugs. Look/act like you're on drugs.
76- Get very close to someone's ear and whisper to them, "I like those new curtains you got. They match the carpets."
If you read all this, you are officially my insane stalker. :'D
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