SpurgeLaurel
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Joined 07-20-20, id: 13829085, Profile Updated: 09-27-22
Author has written 14 stories for Pokémon, Harry Potter, Jimmy Neutron, Naruto, and Genshin Impact.

My stories can be found on , A03, and all under the same name (Spurge_Laurel, except for FF which is just SpurgeLaurel). Pick whichever site is most convenient for you and read my stuff there. I'm pretty busy as a research scientist so I don't have much time to write, but I try to release something new once a month.

English is not my first language and I don't have an editor. If you catch any mistakes, feel free to point them out to me and I'll fix them ASAP if I think it is worth it. I'm fluent, and now that I work in the USA I get a lot more practice with the language, but often I still find myself sounding out words to try and figure out how to spell them. I could do a whole rant on the English language and how it doesn't make any sense. It's still somehow the easiest language I have ever learned.

Small personal update: I'm not dead, just really busy.


Just some stuff to know:

Things I will (probably) never write:

1) Harem. Not even in my smut. However, this is very different from a polyamorous relationship. I've been with multiple partners a few times, and there is sort of two things that can happen. Either everyone focuses on everyone else fairly equally and people have fun, or some people focus on specific people while others get sidelined and its rather awkward and miserable.

2) Gore and egregious violence. I wouldn't consider myself squeamish, really I'm rather desensitized to most things after spending so long on the internet. But I just don't find that kind of stuff appealing and wouldn't enjoy writing it. And when I find it in stories that often sucks all the enjoyment I have had up until that point. One example I can point to is Zara Young's death in Jurassic World. I'm a fan of the original trilogy (yes, I know the later movies are really bad but I still love them), so I was excited for Jurassic World's release. That scene spoiled the whole movie for me.

3) Pointless or contrived drama for the sake of having conflict. I hate drama. Hate it. If people think something, they should say it and not skirt around the subject so much. If you have a problem with someone else, you should tell them to their face in a clear manner and find a solution, even if that is just not seeing each other again. Don't waste my time with that bullshit, I have better things to do.

3) Unresolved angst and depressing shit. I've struggled with anxiety since I was little, and though I am getting better all the time, there are moments when I regress and just sort of lose myself. It's not pretty. I'm not saying that depression doesn't exist, I just don't want to write about sadness when I could instead be making people happy, or at least horny ;P.

4) K rated stuff. Just not going to happen.

5) Stories featuring real people. If it is a character inspired by a historical figure, then that's okay.

And pretty much anything that goes against my primary ideals of free inquiry, the exchange of knowledge, and personal autonomy.

Things I plan to write about:

1) Pokemon, exclusively smut. That's how I got my start.

2) Harry Potter, primarily comedy and romance. My current most popular story is one such story.

3) Naruto, 50% smut 50% action. Maybe.

Feel free me to contact me about any ideas you might have. Worst thing is I say no, most likely I'll say that's a really good idea but I'm really busy so it'll probably be a while before I get to it.

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Daphne Gets Bred reviews
An anthology of scenes of my OC Daphne getting knocked up by various Pokemon, whether she likes it or not. Some chapters will be a lot more messed up than others. Pokemon listed in among the characters feature in the newest chapter. Smutfic, Pokephilia, noncon in some chapters.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,028 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/25/2023 - Published: 8/5/2020 - Rapidash/Gallop, OC
Leave A Tender Moment Alone reviews
Side story to Harry Potter and the Perfect Wife. Features scenes which didn't make it in for one reason or another. Some are from the wrong POV, some are just for fun and not canon to the universe I am building, and others I just didn't know how to fit in. They're short, and not super polished. But maybe somebody would enjoy them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,723 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 1/29/2023 - Published: 8/16/2021 - [Harry P., Daphne G.]
The Hokage's Pet(s) reviews
Uzumaki Naruto walked down the streets of Konohagakure, the Hokage's hat resting securely on his blonde head and the Hokage's cloak draped elegantly over his broad shoulders. In his hand he loosely held a thin leash attached to a collar worn a little too tightly around the neck of his pet. Smutfic, domination, petplay, dubcon (could be taken either way). Fem!Sasuke. Now a series!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,864 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 6/20/2022 - Published: 2/3/2021 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Ino Y., Hinata H.
Harry Potter and the Perfect Wife reviews
Married to Harry Potter against her will by an old contract, Daphne plans her route to freedom through the murder of her husband. The well-intentioned fool won't even know what hit him. AKA, Daphne Greengrass and the Man-Who-Just-Won't-Die.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,800 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 2,961 - Follows: 2,605 - Updated: 1/27/2022 - Published: 11/3/2020 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Fantastic Voyage reviews
Sometimes it felt like Bennett was the unluckiest person in all of Teyvat, but he was still an adventurer so he would not quail in the face of any commission, no matter the danger. Sometimes it felt like Lisa was the laziest person in all of Teyvat, but she was still a Knight of Favonius and so it was her duty to assist all the people of Mondstadt. Smut
Genshin Impact - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,161 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/12/2021 - Bennett, Lisa M. - Complete
Kurama, I showed you my froggy wallet reviews
Pls respond
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/9/2021 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Garchomp Domination reviews
Cross posted on A03. A trainer's shiny Garchomp lust for her becomes too much, and so with the help his Gardevoir team mate he decides to do something about it. The much smaller Weavile also gets in on the action. Smut fic, M/F/F/F, Pokephilia, implied mind control, dubious consent. Now with a follow up!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,309 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/21/2021 - Published: 7/21/2020 - Gardevoir/Sirknight, Garchomp/Gaburias, Weavile/Manyula, OC - Complete
Shadowy Dealings reviews
After learning the Kage Bunshin no Jutsu from the Forbidden Scroll of Sealing, Naruko hatches a "get rich quick" scheme. After nearly a decade of taking care of herself in the red-light district of Konoha, the young genin knows what sells. Too bad she didn't read the fine print. Fem Naruto. Smut fic, underage, mind break
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,273 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 58 - Published: 6/7/2021 - Hiruzen S., Naruko U. - Complete
Infinite Square Well Potential reviews
Now in college, Jimmy and Cindy have an arrangement for when they're both back in Retroville to visit their families during the holidays. It's not perfect, but it's them. Smut.
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/27/2021 - [Jimmy N., Cindy V.] - Complete
Cheery Co-ed Cherry's Enthusiastic Experiments in Ecstasy reviews
Request from Ingaci0. Cherry had always wanted to be a Pokémon Professor. But during a routine visit to a laboratory, she encountered the cutest Ralts she had ever seen, and her future plans derailed entirely. Smutfic, Pokephilia.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,387 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/20/2021 - Published: 8/21/2020 - [OC, Ralts]
Striker Scores A Hat Trick reviews
Blake and her partner Cinderace had an unusual relationship, which only became more so with the inclusion of Blake's husband Richard. Eight years after Richard's death, the two begin to get a little frayed, and a certain encounter leads Cinderace to consider Blake and Richard's son, Wendell, as a replacement. Smutfic, Pokephilia, Underage, Incest.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,059 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/27/2020 - OC, Cinderace/Ēsubān - Complete
A Hot New Solution To Heat reviews
Braixen goes into heat. Unlike previous years, she doesn't want Miles to ask around for another Pokémon for her to mate with. She wants him. All Miles wants is to eat his dinner and relax after a long day at work. Smutfic, Pokephilia.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,385 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/2/2020 - [OC, Braixen/Tērunā] - Complete
The Cure for Loneliness reviews
Request from Ignaci0. Jack had a deeper bond with his Buneary than with any of his other Pokémon. So when the rest of his team began to evolve and get stronger while she remained the same, he began to fear that maybe his feelings were unrequited. Smutfic, Poképhilia, underage.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,641 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/28/2020 - [OC, Lopunny/Mimilop] - Complete
Bouquet of Desires reviews
Request from Ingaci0. When Florges looked at her trainer, she did not see a little boy as others did. She saw a god, one who could get whatever he desired because she would personally bring it to him. And she would start by giving herself. Smutfic, Pokephilia, Underage, non-con.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,436 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/24/2020 - [OC, Florges] - Complete
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