Phantazm
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Joined 09-23-07, id: 1382994, Profile Updated: 12-29-13
Author has written 15 stories for Final Fantasy VII, Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, Star Wars, StarTrek: The Next Generation, Doctor Who, Dracula, Grand Fantasia, Misc. Movies, Fullmetal Alchemist, Red Dwarf, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Bolo series, and Robocop.

Ah, that's better. Now that the trolls have been chased off, we can get back to our reading!

There is a rant below about people who want to whine about this story or that not matching up with what they think is proper for whichever character, but that's for later. Here's the part where I welcome you to what little goes on in my world.

Real life has been intruding--new job, longer hours (and better pay!)--so my active updating has taken a hit. However, the rusty wheels of creation turn, though they turn exceeding slow. The majority of my scheming still involves the Tenth Doctor; anime, manga, and other mainstream SF characters are taking a back seat for now. I liked David Tennant's run and never warmed to Matt Smith or his writing team. Don't know that I ever will, but if it happens, I'll handle it then. For now, my dial only goes to ten, not eleven. (With love to TV Tropes and apologies to Spinal Tap.)

Feel free to peruse and critique, but if you intend to critique, read the rant first.

Still here?

Man alive, you are patient, aren't you?

A few people have complained that the Doctor is not behaving as he did in "Dreamland" or "The End of Time." I'm afraid I have to be a dick here and point out that this is not "Dreamland" or "The End of Time." This is a separate story, non-canon, and taking place in its own universe. I might also mention that despite how the Doctor acts in one story, he can act differently in others, including changes in mood. Unless I'm very much mistaken, even episodes of the series depict him as having changes in mood or motivation. Don't you do that in real life? Or are you always petulant and pessimistic?

Likewise, there have been complaints about the number of regenerations the Doctor has left. Google something first: Russell Davies interview in which he admits he pulled the larger number out of thin air. My stories take place before the BBC or the Doctor Who team has changed their minds on the numbers of regenerations, and in my series of fanfictions, the Doctor will be proceeding as if he doesn't know how many regenerations he has left. The results and ramifications of the Time War are still reverberating throughout the Whoniverse, and he hasn't figured them all out yet

Critique if you like, but not because it doesn't fit into your preconceived notions or preferences. I'm certain this has escaped some people, but this is a place where everyone puts their own spins on everything they see. I don't think you've noticed, but J.K. Rowling's books don't have Harry and Draco engaged in intimate relationships, but you'll see plenty of that here on FF.net. Are you ranting about that? No? Why not? Writers are taking liberty with your precious fantasy characters! "Oh noes!" Yet somehow you come here and get your SpongeBob underwear all twisted up because I'm sticking with something that's been canon since it was mentioned in 1976. If that's your only complaint, take it elsewhere.

Don't complain about the twists because they twist you wrong. They're part of the story, so take them in that context and enjoy the whole. If a non-canon story sends you into weeping hissy fits because "your" character isn't behaving the way you like, that's your problem. Go write your own stories and quit sniveling about mine. Luckily, now one of them has haughtily decided not to read any more of my work. Good. Get out.

Now, for the rest of you who are here to enjoy a story, knock yourselves out. It's why we're here. If you've got quibbles about technique, spelling, syntax, or why I put a certain twist in or did this or that with something or someone, sound off. I'll explain myself; if it helps your understanding and enjoyment of the story, no problems at all.

But if you prefer to complain because my take on a story doesn't fit in with canon or your preconceptions, please smack yourself across the back of your head and partake of a resounding, "No shit, Sherlock." That's because this is FanFiction.net. Putting our own twists on things is what we do here. It's why the site exists.

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The Balrog And The Seven Dwarves by KsandraMallan reviews
Disney's Seven Dwarves and FOTR's Balrog. Chaos, lovely chaos....
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/26/2004 - Complete
Godzilla vs Frankenstein by C. L. Werner reviews
Nazi war criminal Dr Frankenstein looks to Godzilla as a source of parts for his latest creation
Godzilla - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,148 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2001
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The Dawning of Night
Robocop, free of the directives of OCP and now resigned to his fate, patrols the streets of Old Detroit as the linchpin of the thin blue line. But nothing in the police academy or his programming covered the insanity that spread across the streets of Detroit, rising to engulf the world in a swarm of claws, fangs, and darkness.
Crossover - Misc. Movies & Robocop - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,461 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Complete
Ten Qbed reviews
Immediately after the events of Bolo XL, Ten finds himself with an unwanted guest aboard his TARDIS, one who diverts him toward a clash with the Necronomicon and some screwhead with a boomstick.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,623 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Q, 10th Doctor - Complete
The Wesley! The! reviews
Ten pops in for a visit to the Federation's flagship and comes across his most annoying nemesis yet. Rather a scrappy little devil, in fact...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,036 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2011 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Shinigami Jones, the Hunter! reviews
On his way to Earth after that Red Dwarf business, Ten finds himself on a small planet with a big secret and an even bigger pain in his side. It's hard enough challenging his arch-enemies without his "ally's" help.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,643 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2011 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Grand Fantasia: The Snap reviews
Ever get tired of visiting the same guys for the same quests? Well, how do you think THEY feel about it? Caret-think R. Lee Ermey-lets you know. WARNING: nuclear F-bombs dropped mercilessly, adult language, and marginal insanity.
Grand Fantasia - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Complete
Bolo XL reviews
Pondering the approaching end of his life, Ten alights on a distant planet under siege from an unstoppable war machine. He proves once again that no war machine is unstoppable, but somehow war still marches on...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Bolo series - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,578 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/29/2010 - 10th Doctor - Complete
TweeLight reviews
When he was at his peak, I thought Stephen King could wipe himself, publish the paper, and have a best seller. It turns out he did just that. The paper is called "Twilight." Here, we flush the Twilight phenomenon once and for all, and you're welcome.
Dracula - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Complete
The Wildest Card reviews
Call him Ten of Hearts: he has two, and either one is big enough to hold the world. But Tens can be beaten by face cards, especially one drawn from the bottom of the deck...a card with the face of madness...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,064 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/7/2009 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Three Million Years for This! reviews
Blue box plus Red Dwarf times Cybermen, all raised to the power of Ten equals a bad day for the Doctor. Finally back in his native universe, he finds that the Cybermen have not been defeated and are trying to upgrade the crew of the Red Dwarf.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,311 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2008 - 10th Doctor - Complete
To Boldly WHAT! reviews
Still struggling to find his way home, Ten finds himself set squarely between the Klingon Empire and the Borg Collective. But resistance is never futile...
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,248 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/30/2008 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Is There a Doctor in the Quadrant? reviews
Ten. Daleks. Vader. Oh, yeah...!
Crossover - Star Wars & Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,673 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Darth Vader, 10th Doctor
Vino e Bombolone reviews
It takes a starship and a hypergate to cross interplanetary and insterstellar distances, but only a few words to bridge the gap between two hearts.
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,123 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Fullmetal Bop reviews
A bounty has been posted for Edward Elric, but when he can change the laws of physics, what do the laws of man matter? The crew of the Bebop is about to find out...the hard way.
Crossover - Cowboy Bebop & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,965 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Complete
Empty Chamber reviews
Immediately following his confrontation with Sephiroth, Vash stows away on a passenger liner bound for points unknown, his only companions solitude and misery. But one other shares his burdens, one separated by only yards which may as well be light years
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Complete
Can't Spend it When You're Dead reviews
The crew of the spaceship Bebop thought it would be easy to claim the bounty on the Humanoid Typhoon's head, but the appearance of Jenova's favorite son changed everything...
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Trigun - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,344 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Sephiroth, Vash - Complete