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Joined 09-23-07, id: 1383056, Profile Updated: 06-23-15
Author has written 10 stories for Glee, Venture Brothers, Saints Row, Fable, and Dragon Age.

I'm Celeste and I'm good at being cynical, making tiramisu, annoying my friends, the usual. I write fanfiction. Sometimes I finish it.

Note: "Of Comic Cons, Cacti, Rock Stars, and Hard Candy" is a project that I am no longer updating nor have any interest in updating. I appreciate all of the support that it's gotten but I just lost interest in it. I'm leaving what I did get around to writing up for those who might like to reread and because I sincerely appreciate all of the sweet people who took the time to leave an encouraging review. Pirates, you made the Glee fandom pretty damn enjoyable and all of you who spoke with me know just how high my opinions of y'all are. Once again, thank you and I'm sorry if this decision that I've made has really disappointed any of you.


General Bits 'O Interest (Maybe?)

  • My 8Tracks
  • My Tumblr

  • Saints Row Stuff

  • Screenshots of Boss Fray
  • La Théorie Triangulaire De L'Amour Soundtrack
  • Cet Amour Entre Nous Est Une Guerre Soundtrack

  • Fable Stuff

  • No Light, No Light (Not a Glimmer of Light) Soundtrack
  • Fable Fancast #1: I Don't Love You
  • Fable Fancast #2: Fire and Ice
  • I commissioned the newest cover of "No Light, No Light (Not a Glimmer of Light)" from helila on tumblr.


    Dragon Age Stuff

    I commissioned the covers of "The Return" and "Highever Blue" from hija-ck on tumblr.

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    Pandemic by Lady Lan reviews
    In the aftermath of a pandemic, a small group of survivors band together. Fighting against the undead is difficult, but living peacefully among one another is a more complicated feat entirely. [All human ensemble cast with BV, GC and K18] Cover art by Stupidoomdoodles
    Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 65,743 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 1/5 - [Bulma, Vegeta] [Goku, Chi-Chi]
    Pillow Talk by Mazzie May reviews
    To call Johnny smitten is an understatement. He loved her instantly. For Sonya's wealth of talents, though, 'social norms' wouldn't be one of them. And he couldn't love her more for it. A snapshot from the blurry time between the second tournament and Quan Chi's retreat. Spoilers if you squint.
    Mortal Kombat - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/18 - Johnny Cage
    Crimson and Viridian: Everything Burns by Last.Echo reviews
    "In the time of Gods and monsters, what is the worth of a man?" After Chitauri's invasion of New York, Natasha Stark and the Avengers try to find 'normal' again, only to realize the world they once knew is lost, now, and replaced with one full of super villains, monsters and Gods. Meanwhile, Loki's exile on Earth continues. But can he be trusted? Part 2 in C&V series.
    Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 356,581 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
    The Aftermath by honeybee494 reviews
    What happens in the aftermath of the fight at the castle, set during movie. (Maleval sort of)
    Maleficent - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/7/2014 - [Diaval, Maleficent] - Complete
    Cyber Saints by PurpleandProudest reviews
    Matt Miller never thought his life would end up like this. Can the former King of the Deckers and the Boss of the saints really be developing feelings for each other? A female boss, Matt Miller pairing.
    Saints Row - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,590 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 3/10/2014 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Matt M., Boss/PC
    Fisticuffs by Sookie Starchild reviews
    Just a little story about Reaver and Sparrow having a difference of opinion. With their fists. And some bullets.
    Fable - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Reaver, Sparrow/The Hero of Bowerstone - Complete
    Personal Record by therentyoupay reviews
    COMPLETE. The life and love of running, autumn, and high school cross-country. — Tahno/Korra, Mako/Korra, Mako/Asami, one-sided Bolin/Korra. AU.
    Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 174,070 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Tahno, Korra - Complete
    Noble and Beloved by Philyra reviews
    AU. There's a war on, and all Emma Swan cares about is her dragon and her wing. She doesn't have time for dashing, roguish wingleaders, especially if their name is Killian Jones.
    Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,811 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
    Dead Man's Chest by cupid-painted-blind reviews
    She just wanted to know how much she was really worth, underneath the wealth and power, if Emma Alone was enough to get her to safe ground. Allowing herself to be kidnapped by a pirate may not have been the best way to go about finding that answer. —-Captain Swan AU.
    Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,708 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook
    The Underwear Affair by inanothercastle reviews
    [ Gohan/Videl ] In the lives of Videl Satan and Gohan Son, there is often chaos, utter pandemonium and massive destruction. But there is also a fierce strength and determination, and a realization of what they really have in their lives and in each other: love. Oh, and also, underwear. [ Edited & Reposted ]
    Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,466 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Videl, Gohan - Complete
    Red Martian Sky by diadelphous reviews
    When Meredith Vickers is in college, her father gives her the opportunity to manage a mining colony in deep space. It comes with a catch, however, in the form of David, who comes along as a corporate babysitter. But Meredith is surprised to learn that David may not be working for her father's interests after all.
    Prometheus, 2012 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,181 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - David, M. Vickers - Complete
    A Study in Crimson and Viridian: Part I by Last.Echo reviews
    There's a reason why red and green complement each other. Aesthetically, they're pleasing to the eye, and side by side they make each other appear brighter. FrostIron Loki/canonfemale!Tony Movie Spoilers! Comic Spoilers!
    Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,786 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
    All That Elementary Matter by diadelphous reviews
    AU: Meredith Vickers survives the events of the movie instead of Elizabeth Shaw.
    Prometheus, 2012 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,612 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/9/2012 - M. Vickers, David - Complete
    The Devil's Due by midnighrunner reviews
    "Are you with us, or against us?"
    Resident Evil series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,827 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - A. Wesker
    The Great Outdoors by fourthage reviews
    Hawke/Fenris. Hawke decides to leave the wyvern hunting to the Orlesians and have fun her own way. Kinkmeme fill.
    Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,947 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2011 - [Hawke (F), Fenris] - Complete
    Slight Imperfections by LucyToo reviews
    Based on a kinkmeme request: Kurt is small everywhere, especially in one particular area. Dave is big everywhere. Kurt is too embarrassed to let Dave see him and almost drives him away, but Dave manages to show Kurt he has nothing to be embarrased about.
    Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,363 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
    The Lost Moments by midnighrunner reviews
    For the first time in years, she didn't fear the passage of time – he had given her back her tomorrows, made them something she could count on again.
    Resident Evil series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,716 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - A. Wesker - Complete
    On the Devil's Left by midnighrunner reviews
    "It isn't love. Love is a weak word thrown around by fickle people. Obsession would be a better choice. A need without rhyme or reason, it simply consumes."
    Resident Evil series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,198 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - A. Wesker - Complete
    The Boy Who Lives on Heaven Hill by winterswallows reviews
    Premise: Jeremiah feels decidedly uncomfortable dating minors. Premise: Sans letterman and with stubble on his jaw, Dave Karofsky can easily pass for twenty something. Logical conclusion: Total mess. /oneshot, complete/
    Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,206 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/2/2011 - D. Karofsky, Jeremiah - Complete
    Lessons by Otter Child reviews
    Vignettes chronicling the first year of Jenny's life with her father. An impulsive young girl has a lot to learn. And so does an reckless man who thought he knew it all.
    Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,842 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 2/4/2009 - 10th Doctor, Jenny - Doctor's Daughter - Complete
    The Only Volunteer by Ally-Marty reviews
    What if Wyldon had allowed Joren, and not Neal, to be Kel's sponsor? This Alternate Universe story is a complete, 71-chapter rewrite of the PotS series. Some of the chapters are very long. Rated T for safety. Reviews are still appreciated! **COMPLETE**
    Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 368,284 - Reviews: 1436 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Keladry, Joren - Complete
    In My Unique Position by Nancy Brown reviews
    Drabble series. Every Timelord needs a companion. Jenny needs Alice. Intersections 'verse.
    Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Jenny - Doctor's Daughter, Jack H. - Complete
    Daddy's Little Girl by sunflowerb reviews
    Drabbles and oneshots featuring the Doctor learning to 'extrapolate a relationship from a biological accident'. From clothing choices to painful memories to Capt. Jack to bedtime stories to learning to love again. No one said it wouldn't be a bumby ride.
    Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,314 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/12/2009 - 10th Doctor, Jenny - Doctor's Daughter - Complete
    An Exercise in Hope by NatalieJ reviews
    When he saw her on the CCTV, he honestly thought he was seeing a ghost. In a way, he was – just not the ghost of the person he’d thought. Jack meets Jenny story set after Journey's End and Torchwood's Exit Wounds.
    Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,890 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Jack H., Jenny - Doctor's Daughter - Complete
    Wind in the North by Otter Child reviews
    The Doctor has saved the world, and ended several journeys. He needs to clear his head. But the trip that was meant as a retreat has landed him in a place rife with dust, guns, fear and mystery.
    Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,895 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 11/18/2008 - 10th Doctor, Jenny - Doctor's Daughter - Complete
    Not Who She Expected by Kizmet reviews
    As Bulma's relationship with Yamcha ends and her relationship with Vegeta begins cause and effect are becoming hard to differentiate.
    Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,796 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/13/2006 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
    Changes by smiling reviews
    Sequel to and the last fic in the Reyals Rellik and Back to the Beginning series.
    Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 25 - Words: 66,360 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/29/2005 - Published: 7/8/2005 - Faith L., Spike - Complete
    My Home is Gone by ashlyns reviews
    Based on the book Dhampir by Barb and J.C. Hendee. After their fight with the Vampires of Miiska, Leesil thinks about Magiere and his possible feelings for her.
    Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/17/2005 - Complete
    RainWater by Witchyprincess reviews
    There are no colors-just black, white, and gray: what was, what is, and what will be. People don't ever forget what was. More than that, they don't let you forget...(TP, GB, UM)COMPLETE
    Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 153,770 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/22/2004 - Published: 5/31/2004 - Pan, Trunks - Complete
    The Keeper of Truth by Trisha reviews
    “There's always consequences." Spike is proven right when Willow's spell brings Buffy back, years from where she's supposed to be. He'd be bragging that one up, if Spike of season 2 knew what the hell Buffy was talking about. NOW COMPLETE!
    Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,033 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/31/2002 - Published: 4/5/2002 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
    Balancing Act by Brynn McK reviews
    Can a vampire without a soul find redemption? And can the Slayer ever really love him? Angst, drama, Scoobies, minor brain surgery, with a little humor and a few warm fuzzies along the way. Buffy/Spike, of course. COMPLETE
    Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,643 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/1/2002 - Published: 3/4/2002 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
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    Highever Blue reviews
    Alistair long ago made peace with the fact that his lot in life was going to be protecting Cailan from himself. Only when Elissa crashes into his life, bold, bright, and wholly focused upon him, does he question what he really wants his lot to be. A Blightless/Darkspawn free AU.
    Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,046 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 6/23 - [Alistair, Cousland] Zevran A., Calien
    No Light, No Light (Not A Glimmer Of Light) reviews
    Oil and water, fire and ice, chickens and boots; all of these things mix far better than Sparrow does with Reaver. Somehow though, she's tied to him, by fate as well as choice. And, as always, the choices that she makes come with repercussions that aren't solely her own to bear. Sparrow/Reaver with Reaver as the biological father to Logan and the Princess/Hero of Brightwall.
    Fable - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 50,600 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 3/10/2014 - [Sparrow/The Hero of Bowerstone, Reaver] Prince/Princess/The Hero of Brightwall, Logan
    The Return reviews
    They don't speak, it's unnecessary. Elissa knows what he needs. She knows everything; that's why she had been at the docks that night even though he had sent no missives indicating his return from Ath Velanis. One of a thousand things that he has to adore about his queen.
    Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/3 - [Alistair, Cousland] - Complete
    L'amour, le Feu, le Ciel, et le Désir reviews
    Fourth story in the Indigo Points series. Being the President/God-Emperor-For-Life isn't easy, but to be fair being the President/God-Emperor-For-Life's consort isn't a piece of cake either. But like all of life's trials, Fray and Matt discover that when you have a partner, this particular gauntlet looks a lot less intimidating.
    Saints Row - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,909 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16 - [Boss/PC, Matt M.] J. Gat, Shaundi
    Où Je Dors reviews
    The Boss has trouble falling back to sleep so she heads to the kitchen for a snack. Matt joins her and grabs one of his own. Part of the Indigo Points Universe with Boss Fray. Written for the Saints Row Pajama Party prompt on Tumblr.
    Saints Row - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,310 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2014 - [Boss/PC, Matt M.] - Complete
    Cet Amour Entre Nous Est Une Guerre reviews
    Second story in the Indigo Points series. Some might say that being in love is a lot like waging a war; you fight to make it work. After all, if it isn't a struggle how else can you know that what you have is the real deal? FemBoss/Matt Miller. Rated M for grown-up time and violence.
    Saints Row - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,600 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 3/2/2014 - [Matt M., Boss/PC] J. Gat, Shaundi - Complete
    The Many-Worlds Interpretation Theory According to Matt Miller reviews
    He's not really your type, only tonight he's everything that you've ever wanted. Matt Miller/Reader (Surprise) rated for grown-up themed fun.
    Saints Row - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Complete
    La Théorie Triangulaire De L'Amour reviews
    First story in the Indigo Points Series. The strongest of all structural shapes is the triangle—the three equal sides allow for the bearing of large burdens while preventing deformation. It's not a bad idea to build a relationship in that kind of shape, but like all things that endure the wear and tear of time, the building part can be a little rough. FemBoss/Matt Miller.
    Saints Row - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,943 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 1/5/2014 - [Boss/PC, Matt M.] - Complete
    The Restart Button reviews
    Considering what an ordeal being a henchman was, Gary can understand why nobody ever mentioned how much crap a hero goes through. Luckily, working for the Monarch conditioned him to endure bumpy, bullet-riddled, explosive rides. And maybe even to enjoy them too.
    Venture Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,553 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Twenty-one, Brock S., Dean V.
    Of Comic Cons, Cacti, Rock Stars & Hard Candy reviews
    FutureFic. In the wake of a shitty breakup, Dave's path crosses with that of the last person he ever expected to see again. A How-To on getting over life's nasty little curveballs all wrapped up in humor, drama, insanity and tied with a smutty bow.
    Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 105,362 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 2/13/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.