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Joined 09-23-07, id: 1383079, Profile Updated: 09-18-08

Hi I'm Night Script.

I finally know how to work this thing so I decided to update my profile. xD

I am and will always be Team Edward... lol... but I do pity Jacob... Poor Jacob but he will find someone.

Edward: Marry me first.

Bella: Okay. What's the punch line?

Edward: You're wounding my ego, Bella. I just proposed to you, and you think it's a joke.

Bella: Edward, please be serious.

Edward: I'm one hundred percent serious.

(I love that quote)

Nway as most of you know I love the Twilight series by Stephanie Meyer but recently I started reading a very good book. It is the Stephanie Plum series by Janet Evanovich

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (haha... so opposite)
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT,I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (If you lived in my country you would find something wrong with the government too)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. (Oh please...)
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (Studies shown that people who cry live longer than those who don't...)
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

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Beneath the Skin by Lynyrd Lionheart reviews
"He could still remember those sunsets if he tried hard enough. And here it was, mirrored in a young angel's wings." Klaus is a Archangel whose pursuit of power is unmatched. Caroline is the only person that might be able to save his sanity.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 58,072 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 10/22/2015 - Published: 6/23/2015 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Waitressing by Zaneytwilightgirl reviews
UNDER CONSTRUCTION! UP TO CHAPTER 4 OF THE STORY HAS BEEN REVISED. "Name, address, social security number if you have it." He had to be kidding. I peeked at his face. Nope, he wasn't joking. "Why?" I laughed nervously. "You're not going to hunt him down are you?" He didn't answer. "Edward? Do you want to go to jail?"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,128 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Bella, Edward
A Stormy Night 1 by Child-Of-God13 reviews
Bella, 22yr old single mother with a daughter. Edward, 26yr old divorced father with two children. So what happens when they meet each other? Can Edward undo the damage that was done to Bella's fragile heart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,262 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 4/7/2008
There is a Light by belladonnacullen reviews
This was 1987; before the Internet, before Twitter, before Facebook – this was back when it was still possible for people not to know about things: big things - like bands, and little things - like G-spots. AH, ExB, with some other parings along the way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 141,350 - Reviews: 5244 - Favs: 3,908 - Follows: 2,494 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rebel Child, and a Preacher's Daughter by i'm random girl reviews
Bella is trying to break out of the mold her Baptist preacher father has made for her. She tries to remain true to herself while falling for the bad boy. Follow her on her road to self discovery. AH.M-rated for language,sex,drugs,drinking,religious ref.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 213,127 - Reviews: 1306 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
My Window by Child-Of-God13 reviews
Bella has watched all her life. Watched from a window. With HSAN you can't do anything else. So what happens when a coincidence brings this hidden next door neighbor of the Cullens into the light? Can they help her and her blind mother? And love? BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,812 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 5/2/2008
Breaking of Souls by Batman's Bombshell reviews
How far would you go to save the person you love? Babe Love Story, Dark, but with an HEA. Read Disclaimer. Adult readers only. COMPLETE!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,936 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
Year Two of Forever by My-Bella reviews
Part 3 of 3 of Vampire Bella Trilogy. The Volturi are investigating, there's a strange human in Bella's class, and her human memories are fading. Bella's 2nd year as a vampire is full of events both amazing and horrifying. Rated M for adult material.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 206,473 - Reviews: 4926 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Accomplishments and Acts of Love by isabellsah cullen reviews
Steph accomplishes something unbeknown to anyone...even Ranger. Babe story. Babe HEA. Very Morelli UNFRIENDLY. Some emotional angst but lots of fluff to counteract it. Language, Sex and Adult themes apply.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 56 - Words: 146,169 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11707 - Favs: 8,666 - Follows: 2,618 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Imagination Land by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Complete with epilogue. Bella is an author that just happens to be in a coma. But instead of being completely brain dead she's living in a part of her brain where all the fictional characters she’s created are alive. BXE Edward is a vampire!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,017 - Reviews: 2010 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dusk and Summer by dee768nj reviews
Complete! Alternate universe story of soulmates. College students Stephanie and Carlos meet and fall in love at age 19, are separated by circumstances and meet again ten years later. Babe HEA. Warning: smut, suspense, murder, angst, character death.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 97 - Words: 144,331 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
The Learning Process by JenRar reviews
Ranger must go out of town to fix a problem with another office. He and Stephanie spend time on the phone learning about each other. Stephanie trains with the guys while he's gone, and he surprises her when he returns. Warning: Lemony goodness!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,025 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 11/19/2008 - [Stephanie P., Ranger M.] - Complete
My First Year as a Cullen by My-Bella reviews
Part 2 of 3 of Vampire Bella Trilogy. This story is the sequel to The Fairytale Continues. It follows Bella in her first year as a vampire. Rated M for adult material.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 162,772 - Reviews: 1805 - Favs: 1,368 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Complete
Taking Charge by dee768nj reviews
Complete! Steph decides it's time to take charge of her life. Ranger convinces her to take over the bond enforcement department for RangeMan, but she's afraid she'll screw it up. Romantic Babe story. Warning for smut.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 115,702 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete
The Roommate by Skyloe reviews
Everyone is out of college and ready to live on their own. Too bad for Bella there's no available apartments close to her job. When she runs into a guy from highschool, her luck starts to turn around and she finds something she never expected to find.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 125,567 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 1,983 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Knight in Shining Armor by tamelaine reviews
Set in the early 1800's in England, Bella and her cousins are on the run from their guardian who wants to auction them off to the highest bidder to rid himself of debts. In dire straights, who appears to rescue them? Why Edward and his best friends.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,237 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008
Dream a Little Dream by nothingleft reviews
Bella is known for her vivid dreams. What happens after she is changed and no longer has sleep as an escape for her 'freaky' brain? Will her mind find another way to cope? This story tells of how Bella changes- once she's changed. Continuing my ExB fics
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 52,244 - Reviews: 2744 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete
The Name Of The Game by XJerseyGirl reviews
The Name of the Game Sequel to As the Worm Turns, Steph and Ranger's Happily Ever After...or is it? Babe Fic, Joe friendly.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 274,171 - Reviews: 2089 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8408 - Favs: 7,594 - Follows: 1,761 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Hitched by Nollie Marie reviews
What happens here, doesn't ALWAYS stay here. It took Bella one cheating ex-boyfriend and a few drinks to find herself married to Edward Cullen, who is handsome, weathly, and isn't about to let her go that quite easily. Please R&R. /Slightly OOC?/
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,289 - Reviews: 3561 - Favs: 4,674 - Follows: 1,297 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Complete
What If by Let.Go.and.Jump.In reviews
Story of the afterlife. When Jacob is too late to save Bella from the sweeping currents in La Push, what will Bella and Edward discover in the afterlife? And what measures would they go to, to find each other again? please rate and review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,468 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
Borrowed Time by Mcshnee reviews
COMPLETE! Stephanie is ill but hides it from her loved ones, trying to cope alone. She's survived so much in the past, but can she beat cancer? Or is she living on borrowed time? WARNING: HIGH ANGST
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,628 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/11/2007 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Complete
As The Worm Turns! by XJerseyGirl reviews
After a series of distraction jobs gone wrong, Stephanie seeks a little fun revenge.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 214,710 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Complete